#fake animal facts

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

#owl #barn owl #animal #bird #boy how upsetting would that be #fake animal facts

[alonermotel]

About one in 1,000

What is a Chef Boyardee Beef Ravioli's chance of survival? Only about one in 1,000 cans survive to adulthood. Cans die of dehydration if they don't make it to their homes fast enough. Birds, raccoons, and other animals also prey on the young Chef Boyardee.

#animal facts #fake animal facts #meme #chef boyardee #spread awareness #signal boost

[realfakestuff]

Did you know that beavers are the only mammals born with the innate ability to program using the Motorla 68000 processor?

As a result, beavers are a major stronghold in the homebrew community for systems like the sega genesis, atari jaguar, and the neo geo

#beavers #sega genesis #atari jaguar #neo geo #fake animal facts

[flufflecat]

this is the most beautiful creature on earth and I will kill someone if it asks me to

#horseshoe crabs #I had a fun day at the beach #60% of my time was spent looking for horseshoe crabs #sadly I didn't find any tagged ones so no horseshoe crab pin for me 😔 #God I love these creatures though #shoutout to the girl and her boyfriend who were very interested in hearing my Horseshoe Crab Facts spiel #especially bc the girl let me teach her how to hold the crab so she could take a pic with it #I respect you random beach girl #and your lack of fear when faced with a creature that looks like a facehugger #I'm obsessed with how utterly chill and harmless horseshoe crabs are #they just scoot along like little roombas #and look so creepy but have no ability to hurt anyone #(I don't think they're creepy though. I think they're adorable perfect little angels) #and the way they move is perfect. it looks fake #I wish I could spend the next 7 hours at the beach staring at horseshoe crabs #why oh why must I be here with my family. these losers want to do things like 'go back to the hotel because it's getting dark' #booooo cowards #join me in some nighttime horseshoe crab excursions #cute animals #crabs #(not actually a crab)

[zecoritheweirdone]

i am being so so normal about these guys right now

#my art #mystery skulls animated #lewis pepper #vivi yukino #arthur kingsmen #msa lewis #msa vivi #msa arthur #made these to try and figure out how to draw them all consistently!! and also flesh out my own lil drawing quirks #three of those doodles in the first image are based on a oneshot i'm; like. Trying to write #btw the thing arthur's wearing in the second image are pizza glasses #someone asked for arthur w/ silly glasses; and these felt like they'd fit him;; kdjdkdjd;;; #[looks at the six (6) arthur doodles] mm. yeah i think i'm being subtle 'bout who my fav is #also i saw someone's art of arthur with his hair down and i absolutely adored it. #so obviously i had to steal i mean borrow it for myself #robozombii!! that's the artist!! their art is verrrrry very good!!!!!!! #fun fact! the lil ahoge in arthur's hair is shaped a bit like a lightning bolt! #another fact! originally lewis' sweater had the caption 'no prob-llama' bc i'm a fake fan who forgot that his favorite animal was alpacas #so now it's an alpacapella sweater

[mr-mustache-penis]

SHARK TALE IS 20 YEARS OLD

SHREK 2 IS 20 YEARS OLD

THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE IS TWENTY FUCKING YEARS OLD

#time is fake WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY ANIMATED FAVORITE ARE 20 YEARS OLD???? #i was 7!!! a 1st/2nd grader!!!! #sorry i'm just coming to terms with the fact that i'll never be a child again #shark tale #shrek 2 #spongebob

[letssofia3006]

Still trying to figure out how the Wittebane's room looked like. Also I headcanon they have to share one bed and in winter, Philip used to hug his brother seaking for warm.

Edit: As a big background nerd I would like to know your headcanons about the Wittebane's bedroom, like the cruz and the bed are garantigued but what else do you think there is? 👀

#philip wittebane #caleb wittebane #wittebane brothers #did i just made a fake screenshot? #yes #this is my way to cope over the fact we didn't get an animated flashback #the owl house #toh #my art

[weird-anime-thumbnails]

Anime vs The Rumbling from Dave Ardito

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i unironically adore these shitty amazon costumes

#one punch man #saitama #dragon ball z #goku #vegeta #attack on titan #the rumbling #fun fact i think ive watch maybe 13 episodes from these animes combined #please no one castrate me for that i know im a fake anime fan #dave ardito #anime youtube #anime youtuber

[smalltimidbean]

oh fiend is so much like a cat lol

do they have any frog-like attributes tho?

Besides like sitting in a 'frog-like squat' often, they don't have many frog-like attributes, no

They don't croak (well, they could, if they wanted too), and they dislike water

They do like to eat bugs sometimes - but lots of animals eat bugs - and they can flick their tongue out as a projectile, but that is more of a cartoonish depiction of a frog, bc real frogs can't actually do that kjlfdk

They're definitely more cat-like than frog-like, but most of what they do is just bc they're a weirdo

#sona tag #oc: bean #oc: fake bean #I did not have any DNA in mind when Fiend was created #in fact I think it was just before I explored that concept #so they were not intentionally created to be '[animal]-like' but just a weird version of Bean #which does unintentionally make them animal-like but y'know how it is #anyway yummy bug

[stimboardboy]

green leftovers

x - x - x | x - x - x | x - x - x

#my posts #stim #stimboard #green #stimmy #sensory #i know I posted some of this already ignore that fact #body stims #body stimming #embroidery #stitching #fake plants #texture #play doh #playdough #stretchy #fake animals

[parasitoidism]

If zoro was gay he could do so much better than sanji

#imagine this edited lkke one of those fake anime fact memes #FACT: if zoro was GAY he could to BETTER than sanji

[icewindandboringhorror]

Very generic “”gothy” character in a children’s cartoon” type look just out of curiosity, seeing if I had enough stuff to put together a full outfit from a box of old clothes lol. I didn’t have an actual main shirt though, so it’s just a plain tank top with cat shape cut out of paper and safety pinned onto the front 

#Though not calling anyone generic if this is your style or something. I don't mean it in a bad way. I just mean like.. all of the steretypic #al elements are there. The choker thing. the 'fishnet shirt under a tank top' . the 'carefully placed slightly askew studded belt' etc. #the skirt + some form of patterned specially striped tights + platform boots combo. etc. Like from a character design standpoint #These are the elements usually present in a show when they want to portray 'this caracter is slightly edgy and alternative' #just missing like.. hair with straight across bangs in pigtails that's black with a few colored streaks in it. OR just like shoulder length #shaggy hair that's also streaky and has a sidebang. and like.. one lip piercing or something ghhjbjh.. dark eyeliner #black nailpolish. I'm not painting my nails just for one uoutfit though. I actually used to wear nailpolish more but I just hate the smell #so much now. I can't see how I ever was able to bear it. I think maybe because usually I had some bigger spaces with ventalation. I guess #I could paint them outside maybe. Still #It's still hard to beleive some poeple will like. full on #get their nails done on a constant basis. get hair done. etc.etc. Not even just becuase of the money but like. the sensory experience seems #ovwerhelming. I only have been to a hair salon like twice in my life and both times I HATED a person touching me. and having to like lay my #head back and get it rinsed. etc. I went to a nail slon literally once because someone else wanted to go and I happened to be with them #and the smell was bad to me and also I did not like them touching me even if it was just my hands. Also I've never had fake nails #and didn't want them so when I went in I just got them plainly painted a plain color with nothing special andit's just like.. I could have #done that myself for free lol.. I get going to a place with special tools and equipment if you want something complicated but like.. #why pay to have your plain nails plainly painted in a plain way #Hair thing if more bothersome though like. Maybe strangers can touch my hands i guess but like. letting someone near my head and face. #automatic bad reflex. Like an animal protecting it's belly or something. I think amplified by the fact that not only is a stranger touching #you but also there's like. so much. stuff. wet feeling on hair and then the feeling of hands and then so many smells and then other poeple #being there too. etc. etc. Though since my hair is so long now I have been curious every once in a while to like.. go into a place and get #an estimate. Not to go through with it actually but just like. hey if I theoretically wanted you to bleach my very dark extremely thick hai #r that is all the way to my fingertips. and make it like white.how much would that cost and how long would it take. I feel like it would tak #e froever and be very expensive since it'd probably use up a lot of product. I barely even keep up with coloring my own hair at home anymore #because it's always such a process. Instead of one thing of dye I need literally like 4 lol. etc. #Or maybe it'd be cheaper because they'd have bulk items instead of buying single package. But still. the man hours probably. cost of labor. #ANYWAY khjk... Another fun look just to be silly. Not really my style but it's all just playing dress up

[bumblingbabooshka]

Voyager Episode where Chakotay and Tuvok are making a fish tank together as a B Plot. It appears in the mess hall after this episode.

#Neelix B'Elanna and Naomi also help with the fish tank #fake voyager episodes my beloved #The fish tank ostensibly provides a method of supplying fresh fish but everyone on board becomes a bit protective of the fish v_v #Headcanon that Tuvok gave his kids fish instead of a sehlat so he knows about fish care #and Chakotay seems like the type of guy who'd just love a good little project #B'Elanna is the first to get protective over the fish....you're ju st gonna EAT them??? #also - and this is crucial...this B plot has nothing to do with the main story. It's not important and doesn't become important. #It's just the kind of thing that's happening on Voyager that week #B'Elanna is involved for her engineering skills and I imagine she designs and constructs a device for the mess hall that will keep the tank #affixed in one place so it doesn't shatter or get thrown around when the ship's hit (Tuvok then uses this to reinforce other ship systems) #Naomi helps by naming all the fish and handing people things they need and listing all the fish facts she knows #she starts off thinking fish are pretty boring as far as animals go but Tuvok and Chakotay teach her that fish are interesting and deserving #of a good life in a big well maintained tank (this also makes Naomi not want to eat them) #I think it'd be funny if at the end of the episode like Tom or Janeway was like wow! I guess fish is on the menu and everyone who worked on #the tank glared at them and they were li ke???W hat??? What did I say??

[scary-senpai]

Bless you, Beloved Internet Stranger.

#I’ve been having a crappy week and this is really motivating / heartwarming #my job and my life have been really stressful lately and sometimes I wonder ‘why am I writing silly stories about fake anime men’ #and the answer is because it makes me happy and it makes other people happy and why isn’t that enough #and like also maybe it will help me get a different / better job #slowly coming to terms with the unfortunate fact that I think I was born to write sitcoms >.< #or some such

[pepprs]

june 27th give it up for june 27th

#purrs #delete later #sure would be an INFINITELY more special and auspicious day if there wasn’t going to be • thunderstorms all day • a budget meeting • two #back to back orientations where i am going to have to take on 2X THE FACILITATION ROLESSSSS 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 bc we’re doing that now. LMFAOOOOOO #<- and by that i mean splitting up the facilitation so instead of 4 ppl shari ng responsibility for talking AND doing logistics there’s 2 #ppl talking and 2 ppl doing logistics. and mutuals need i remind you that facilitating this specific session requires being extremely high #energy and mobile and getting ppl ‘hyped’ and there are 383729473 reasons why that is difficult for me to do in front of 100+ new students #plus three cofacilirators i am scared of / intimidated by for various reasons. im going to be sick soooo genuinely. i HATE this 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #anyways yeah. today is my one year anniversary and also my first day as an fte so. 🫠 and one year ago today was pretty awful too like my #first day was actually extremely extremely bad and i cried like multiple times every day that week bc it kept getting worse so. love how #things have changed so substantially since then and the things that triggered me on that day aren’t an issue anymore <3 (they are very much #still an issue it’s just the specific people involved have changed bc half the ppl working here including one of my dearest closest #mentors who was deeply involved in that situation have left the university and now it is utterly unrecognizable and every day i wake up in #an alternate universe i know deep down i am not supposed to be in and yet im trapped in it irreversibly and this IS my universe now. lolll 🥰 #)) also ik it’s stupid to still be grieving over this but like. the entire way it all went down + the fact that it even did in the first #place and the STAGGGERING consequences of it. are kind of insane. every new development makes me feel more and more like im living in a fake #reality and nothing that is happening is supposed to be happening and im dreaming it all but it’s a bad dream. and idk how to accept #that this is NOT. a dream and that what happened happened and now i have to live with it and stop curling in on myself like a prey animal an #and isolating myself from everyone i love and taking every single conceivable situation badly. like tfw da therapy isn’t working 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 #anyways i need to go get ready and practice the fucking 16 page facilitation guide 🙄 see u on the other side lol

[arkhmlcst]

wanted to draw toymaker’s mask ( inspired by budoir dolls )

#( a doll with loose stitching ) / * toymaker verse . #( cringe fart ) / * mun art . #( pitiful eyes ) / * visage . #{{ I would kill to draw this in the animated style #{{ in fact…. I just might 🥴 #{{ fake screenshots here I come #{{ random thug vc yo where’s toymaker she’s late #{{ other thug vc she’s probably painting another damn mask so she can be “the prettiest rogue at the party!” #{{ toymaker vc im going to be the prettiest rogue at the party :D