#for JUICE and FLAVOUR

[dracolizardlars]

I'm a freak who doesn't care for porridge but does like porridge oats so I just ate my invention of Milkless Porridge which on this occasion was microwaved apple slices drizzled in honey and tossed in porridge oats

#when I was a kid I used to straight up just eat oats. like a horse #as an adult I gotta have my FROOT in those oats #for JUICE and FLAVOUR #with apple it is still pretty dry and dusty but with blackberries / raspberries it genuinely slaps #I do like porridge but not enough to be worth the extra time and effort to actually make porridge #draco speaks #oh yeah also I still to this day always eat cereal without milk as well. I hate sogginess immensely and milk only belongs in hot chocolate

[scrawnytreedemon]

Decided to nail down my design for this dingus, lol. I think he's face turned out a bit more robust in that 3/4ths view than I intended, but hey! It gets the idea across.

I'm really proud of this :}

A humble doodlesheet beneath the cut [minor alcohol cw]:

Life is hard as an 18-yro ex-hero apocalypse refugee trying to rent his wares. No friends but your bird(?) and this child you pay rent to.

These games are something else.

Now, onto the rambling proper:

I wanted to further the contrast between Link and Ravio even further. I gave Ravio a stockier frame(what else do I do with robed characters?) and made him a few years older. He looks stronger, sturdier.

And yet, he's actually quite sickly. His dark skin is pale and blotchy, with circles under his eyes. He suffers from malnutrition in the wake of Lorule's ongoing famine, and as such, despite his formidible strength, is saddled with frequent fatigue. That man sees shrimp colours when he stands up. He is a worn, weary, wary thing.

Regarding his garb, I took a page out of Yuga's book when it came to the undergarments you can see peeking from beneath the robe, as well as the shape of the boots. Lorulian fashion, baby! The world may be ending, but at least we have our colourful stripes and pointy shoes.

Also pulled minor inspiration from the Happy Mask Salesman, what with the gold ornamentation(especially near the wrists and throat) on his own purple garb. While not nearly as cumbersome, I gave Ravio some sacks, pouches and pockets. He's a travelling merchant! Where else is he gonna keep his stuff?

May or may not give Ravio a cooler skintone, but I don't want to lose the contrast against the purple.

I could probably go on and on, but I'll leave it here <3 Hope he brings you Joy.

#tloz #a link between worlds #albw #ravio #sheerow #fan art #fan design #scrawny draws #love this dipshit rabbit #bruv i'm glad you sold out your stock and are retiring early CAN YOU PLEASE REARRANGE MY HOUSE #sm fucking HHHHH ravio world's worst stay at home merchant #where the fuck are we going to sleep ?? #unrelated worldbuilding note: #lorule is big on fermentation because of all the *gestures* #which means lorulians favour sour funky flavours #and also that ravio h/lda and y/ga would all drink pickle juice straight from the jar #my god it really is poland! #hhdjkjkhHJJKHFGDJKGFJK #link catches him one day eating straight from the jar and offers him a sip #if they catch anyone pouring pickle juice down the drain that trio is throwing a *fit* #there's your tag rambling for the day i honestly should have made that into its own post #and probably will 😎 #hjghjkfdgkhjjkhgkjdf

[stra-tek]

I bet it tastes like flat Dr Pepper

#star trek #riker #beverly #phantasms #riker brain juice flavour

[toxictranny]

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#u all live off the sugar free monsters and vape juice #none of u even like rap. it’s a disgrace. #there’s no flavour to ur lives

[chemtrailactivist]

If by some miracle Cain was able to eat a piece of actual spicy food he would just peel over and die. guy has spent the last 10,000 years with salt as his only spice, he has a lower spice tolerance then that of a middle class wasp mum

#Cain has completely fucked tastebuds and I will die on this hill #he can’t even have honey since that’s just pollen #milk salt fish/oyster juice are the only flavouring he has #scp #Cain #scp 073 #mp.txt

[yardsards]

the problem with my method of cooking is that someone will ask me for a recipe and half the time the best i can give them is like. here's a list of a few different recipes that i looked at to get a feel for how this dish works. here is a list of ingredients i used but all the measurements are crossed out and replaced with "just measure that shit with your heart, dawg" and there's an asterisk at the end that says "*plus whatever else you have lying around that you wanna put in there".

#eliot posts #adding shit to this cheesecake like a 3rd grader adding shit to their ''potions'' #sorry recipe maker but it tasted flat it needed some lemon juice #normally i go for cheesecake recipes w sour cream or yogurt in em for that lil zesty flavour but im currently out of both of those #so lemon it is!

[trabandovidas]

Ice cream flavours 🎊✨SUDACA EDITION!! ✨🎊

ok we are finally making this -I'm very thankful for people doing it for me while i didn't have polls yet (please keep doing it and taging me i love seeing them <3) but i promised i will make one so here we go

(everyone is welcome to vote btw, sudaca, latinoamerican or gringo, whatever, we are here for ice cream and nothing more <3)

#sudaca edition doesn't mean the flavours are from here or that are only eaten here #it just mean Hey that's a flavour we get a lot and i don't see it often in other polls #not adding the basic ones (chocolate vainilla strawberry) because a) they appear in most polls and b) i needed the space for other options #here we go and if someone knows how to see the results of ur own poll without voting...please let me know :'( dfghjklñ #also if anyone wants to know: we are currently at 34°C and im craving ice cream but i got not money #so im making maracuya juice ice cream (aka putting the juice in the freezer lmao) right now :')

[touhoutivations]

"CHUG CHUG CHUG! Come on, now- y'call that a sip?"

"It's my special day, so make sure you get yourself hydrated so we can party all night! No, not "hydrated", I mean hydrated, Leave the booze for me, get yourself some water or tea- oooh, or we could smash a watermelon and munch away- yeah yeah yeah! Get some fruits in ya too! Let's gooo!!!"

#suika ibuki #suika #suika touhou #alcohol // #happy suika day! #reminder #mod yuyu #watermelon juice is a banger so i couldn't help the pun #i've been making some matcha lattes with biscoff spread in them bc of my sweet tooth- it's a great way to get used to the flavour! #ooh cherries are nice too i get some cherry juice

[airyairyaucontraire]

can I just say I suppose it's intentional because everything in the TVA is artificial but what they're passing off as a slice of key lime pie looks abominable

gelatinous

#(it should be custardy in texture) #(and typically yellow in hue) #(not least because of the egg yolks involved) #loki tv #(and it appears to be in a *pastry* crust??? not graham cracker crumbs? who makes key lime pie in a pastry crust?) #(I mean I've never been ABLE to make it with key lime juice and graham cracker crumbs because these things don't exist in New Zealand) #(I use a mixture of lemon and lime juice (which I've read approximates the key lime flavour better than plain lime juice) #and digestive biscuit crumbs and it is perfectly nice just slightly different) #(I've actually BEEN to Florida but the opportunity and the appetite for key lime pie never coincided)

[jaratedeguadalupe]

stuck with the idea that remus straight up takes cups from the sink with fucking dish soap in it, and casually puts coffee or fucking orange juice in it in the morning like he didn't just commit a war crime 

#the cup could have been recovered from a nuclear hazardeous zone be scorching hot and glowing #and this man would just shrug and grab it with a pair of tongs #remus: it adds more flavour!!! #i hate orange juice #it doesn't matter if you blended another cup and put it in before pouring orange juice #it would taste the same #if the orange side turns out to just be thomas in a giant orange fruit suit and gets squeezed for all the juice he's worth #i love that i can say the most unhinged shit in the tags #because nobody reads them anyway lol #i will leave this fandom #ts remus #remus sanders #sanders sides

[communistkenobi]

for anyone that has not had much luck with edibles I highly recommend weed soda if you can get it. seems to kick in faster in my experience and you can consume it slowly so you get like a nice long low level body high. Could not recommend more

#I mix it with juice and ice tastes good as hell #or something fizzy like flavoured carbonated water. sooooo good #drugs

[laulo821]

something something in my strange impulse of attributing flavours and scents to flavourless and odourless things, something something, klark's blood tastes of cranberry to me

#maybe cut with a bit of cherry #he's got that bitterness to it #“blood ain't flavourless” he is not real therefore his blood is non existent therefore is flavourless. if you were wondering my brain gym #also it is a very personal thing my brain does its unexplainable. i could attribute a scent/flavour to anything if im in the right headspace #anyways #cranberry juice ain't that good so it's kinda sad though #klark barbel #rambling

[tinyowlet]

shout-out to all the babies and kids who only drink water ,,, i cant help but scrunch my face whenever i see bottles with milk 😅

#userbox that says this baby is lactose intolerant #i also just don't like a lot of drinks #i prefer natures juice... water 💦 #or occasionally a safari capri sun but only that one flavour #agere blog #sfw agere

[askwhatsforlunch]

Pack For A Hike

We are taking a week of welcome peace and quiet in the mountains. Peace and quiet, yes; but not necessarily idle rest. We are walking heaps! And here are a few things I think you’d like to have in your backpack when you Pack For A Hike!

Sarnies

Roast Pork Sarnies

Kiwi Ham and Cheese Sarnies

Tuna Sandwich

Big Ham, Chicken, Cheese and Tomato Sandwich

Pain Chargé Avocat et Sardine (Avocado and Sardine Sandwich)

Jambon-Emmental Sandwich

Chicken and Crudités Sandwich with Herb Spread

Caprese Sandwich (Vegetarian)

Beef and Avocado Sandwich

Avocado and Feta Sandwich (Vegetarian)

Salmon Sandwich

Turkey, Apple and Cheddar Bagel Sandwich

Drinks

Rosemary, Maple and Orange Water (Vegan)

Maple Apple Juice (Vegan)

Pink Hibiscus, Rose and Grapefruit Water (Vegan)

Jasmine Water (Vegan)

Mint Apple Juice (Vegan)

Tumeric, Apple and Carrot Juice (Vegan)

Grapefruit, Lime and Honey Juice

Cucumber, Lime and Mint Water (Vegan)

Citrus Water (Vegan)

Carrot Boost Juice (Vegan)

Snacks

Honey Pecans

Cashew and Tumeric Energy Balls

Maple Candied Walnuts (Vegan)

Peanut and Chocolate Oat Bars

Peanut Black Bean Brownies (Vegan)

Spiced Almonds 

Peanut Date Energy Balls (Vegan)

Peanut and Chocolate Oat Energy Balls 

Date, Hazelnut and Chocolate Energy Balls (Vegan)

Maple Date and Chocolate Granola Bars

In Saint-Nectaire (1st May, 2023)

#Recipes #Recipe List #Pack For A Hike #Pack For A Hike Recipe List #Sandwiches #Sandwich recipe #Sandwich recipes #Sarnies #Sarnie recipe #Water #Flavoured Water #Flavoured Waters #Flavoured Water recipes #Juice #Fresh Juice #Fresh Juice recipes #Snacks #Snack recipe #Granola Bars #Homemade Granola Bars #Granola Bar recipe #Energy Balls #Energy Ball recipe #Nuts #Hiking #Hike #Holiday

[cognitosclowns]

I'm not sure how it would happen, but how do you think Alphabeta would deal with getting his consciousness moved over to a human body? What would he like? What would he hate? (No pressure to respond of course!)

OHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOO THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN.

all sfw!! references to eating + nausea

Miscellaneous sci-fi fuckery? Miscellaneous sci-fi fuckery

Accidentally transferred into the body of a clone? Some last ditch effort to save his life? The Specifics aren't really important, what matters is he hates it.

He's absolutely gonna have a Last Unicorn Amalthea 'I-Can-Feel-This-Body-Dying-All-Around-Me' moment that isn't gonna be good for anyone involved. Bone-deep nausea when he realises just how fragile he is.

It's probably the most distressed anyone's ever seen him? Lots of pure fight-or-flight reactions, if anyone tries to touch him they're getting decked (sorry Brett). It takes a solid couple hours to get him calm enough to Process Information And Start Working Out A Plan With Them.

There's definitely some stuff he deals with. better than others.

Breathing is surprisingly easy? I mean the process is automated, but also he was already able to breath before.

Granted this all feels a bit more Fleshy and Loose, but it's one of the very few things he actually finds. kinda comforting about having a body?

Eating is,, weird?? but also he doesn't hate it?? Entirely?? He definitely hates elements of it, but the actual process of eating is kinda. Soothing? He definitely likes that slight dopamine kick. He likes that his body provides Little Rewards For Taking Care Of It.

It takes a while, again, to get used to how eating feels as a human versus as a machine.

Sleep! Sleep is perhaps the only thing that feels the same. That soft feeling of slipping into unconsciousness is really comforting.

Dreaming however is weird as FUCK and nothing like it was as an AI. usually his 'dreams' were just vague colours and sensations, maybe some memories, as his servers filtered through the events of the day.

BUT ACTUAL HUMAN DREAMING?? OH THAT'S SO DIFFERENT THAN WHAT HE WAS EXPECTING. he didn't expect it all to feel so. Real.

Not,, necessarily bad, but definitely weird?

he hates having a heartbeat he hates having a heartbeat he hates having a heartbeat he hates

A solid 2 hrs post-humanification is just spent rubbing his chest with the hard part of his palm, as if he's trying to rub the heart right outta his chest alskdflsdakrlds.

It's incomparable to anything else he's experienced. There's something thumping in his chest. He can feel the blood rushing from the tips of his fingers back to his hear, and down again. He can hear it, like water rushing past his ears.

Ofc the Extreme Awareness does go away after a few days of acclimating, but whenever his heart-rate spikes up. Expect Him To Be Unwell.

Another thing he can't stand is how,, limited he is. Dear God this man is so under-stimulated he's gonna rip his teeth out KAJFKSJDAS

usually he's seeing through several wavelength of light, hearing things humans couldn't hope to hear, layering sounds and images within his own mind to keep himself stimulated.

now everything's,, quiet. really quiet. eerily quiet. He hates that he isn't as aware of his surroundings as he used to be.

He definitely has A Bit Of A Moment (tm) when he puts on several different shows at once, and realises that This Body Can't Process All That. he can't listen to music and watch a show and read a book all at once his Fleshy Human Brain can't make all those make sense.

Also the limits of his strength?? He used to be able to like,, lift tables with ease. Now he gets tired when he walks up too many flights of stairs. Experiencing Being An Old Man.

The limits of his memory ohhhh that freaks him out like nothing else

The fact that he's able to forget things is so eerie. He's never had that problem before. Reagan asks him how his day was, and when he realises he can't remember what he had for breakfast, or what colour his slippers were? Oh Boy.

He does need a. well I don't wanna say babysitter. Chaperone?

After Reagan realises that this man is 100% gonna forget to fulfil most bodily functions necessary to keep him alive along enough to transfer him back into his body,,,, yeah she makes sure there's ppl keeping track of him.

not up his ass or anything, he's allowed to go about his day as normal,, just,, around. to make sure he doesn't accidentally give himself a kidney infection or starve to death.

He won't admit it, but it's kinda?? nice?? having somebody around?? who understands what the fuck is going on??

'Why do my joints hurt?'

'You're old.'

'Mm. Don't like that.'

Generally? Worst experience of his life never make him do that again

Alright, there were some upsides - hindsight is 20/20, and once he's actually back in His Body,, he has,,, maybe,, just a slight,, appreciation for human resilience?

Because Dear Fuck he had to experience it for a month and barely came out of it with his sanity intact he has no idea how these freaks exist day to day managing all of that. How does anyone manage to get anything done.

The robot went through a Bad Experience and gained a little more empathy. Look At Him Go.

ABWBABW THIS WAS SO EXTREMELY FUN <3 lmk if you had something else in mind, and as always feel free to add your own ideas, I love hearing other ppls thoughts <3

#AB experiences the Horrors of Having A Human Body </3 poor thang #I have so many thoughts about this oh this is such a fun concept. love putting my littleguy through the horrors #alpha-beta #robotus alpha-beta #inside job #I may need to write smth proper about this. this concept has some JUICE some MEAT some FLAVOUR some POWER to it its giving me fevers #sfw

[yardsards]

hating the taste of coffee is so funny because i gotta turn to tea and maybe hot cocoa for my caffeine (or i guess energy drinks are an option but those are Expensive and most of em taste like Chemicals and not in the fun way)

and saying "i've barely slept and have been drinking tea nonstop" just sounds like such weenie hut junior type shit. makes me sound like such a Prissy Little Lad. and like, i AM a prissy little lad but not for those reasons

#eliot posts #and everyone is like yea just add cream andsugar to get rid of the bitterness #but it's not the bitterness i dislike #i ENJOY the bitterness in shit like black tea and dark chocolate. or i guess the tannins from shit like grape juice #i just don't like the coffee flavour and smell