#for several minutes straight

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Emily and the extra realization that an angel had her wings torn off and eye gouged out and halo repossessed and was left for dead in hell- why exactly??

Emily: "A child."

Lute: "A filthy little sinner."

Emily: "You did all that to her, because she showed a moment of mercy to, a C H I L D?"

Lute: "Yes."

Emily: "And then you tried blackmailing her with this??"

Lute: "Yes."

Emily: "That's terrible."

Lute: "I'll admit it didn't work how we wanted it to, but the broken look on her disgusting little demon fling's face was still worth it."

Emily: "I meant that it was a wrong and terrible thing to do TO her. And to Charlie!"

Lute: "They've probably already broken up by now. That traitor will spend her final hours alone and wretched with nothing but her own failings to keep her company."

Emily: "How you can SMILE while saying that!?"

Lute: "Oh don't worry, she'll be out of her misery soon enough."

Emily: "..... respectfully Lute, I hope she fucks you up a little."

Lute: There's no chance in hell.

Lute: (comes back sans arm after getting a little fucked up by vaggie in hell)

Emily: "HA!"

Emily: "Anyway have you met our newest angel Sir Pentious? Sir Pentious is an angel now. He arrived here fresh from hell. Did you know sinners can be redeemed and Charlie was right and you were wrong and Vaggie did the right thing and Sir Pentious was just telling me allllll about how they made up and it was very cute and they're probably going to be in love forever? Meanwhile, YOU on the other hand- oh I'm so sorry, Lute. Too soon?" :)

#hazbin hotel #emily hazbin hotel #lute hazbin hotel #vaggie #chaggie #incorrect quotes #i think emily will need therapy just from all the things she's finding out about tbh #her and sir pentious in a healing group session of two #holding hands and doing calm breathing exercises #that turn into Emily just #Yelling #for several minutes straight #but in a calm and not at all stressed out kinda way #nooo #she's fine #she's so completely #Fine

[buttclench-ryugazaki]

this whole james somerton thing is really amusing if you, like me, have legitimately never heard of the guy, have never been recommended his videos, and this is your first exposure to him at all. like holy shit did he say that nazis being hot is why americans enlisted during wwii? what the fuck is this smug clown on about and who allowed him to have recording equipment

#todd in the shadows #hbomberguy #i have an extra shield because i generally avoid video essays for the reasons todd and hbomb allude to #that too many present unverifiable info or conjecture or straight up opinions with tone of authority and severity #AND there are people who dub videos 'essays' despite lacking some necessary characteristics that would make them essays #like evidence and a FUCKING THESIS. it's not an essay just because it exceeds 40 minutes! #jenny nicholson does not make essays. she does (very entertaining!) casual deep dives. and she also has never pretended she makes essays #that's on the people who watch her

[koraljamm]

happy (late) b-day tome kurata from mop psychology 100. i’m aware this is like a day late but i did finish and post this yesterday on twt I just forgot tumblr existed don’t kill m

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #mp100 fanart #tome kurata #i’ve been sitting here for several minutes straight trying to think of a funny tag. i give up. good bye #OH BTW LISTEN TO TELEPATHY FAIRYTALE

[ihatebrainstorm]

Prowl sketch + alt vers:

#one minute doin work the next.. drawing this design that kinda just popped in my head #think it's safe to say time well spent #the women enjoying side of brain has been banging drums together for several days/weeks straight someoneknockmeoutplsibeg #its getting worse by the minute #transformers #maccadam #maccadams #transformers fanart #tf idw #frootertooter archive #prowl #humanformers #transformers idw #hf

[led-bloody-zeppelin]

decade accurate marauders era wardrobes - james potter

james' is a more stereotypical take on the seventies. i feel like he embodies the common characteristics of this period of fashion, with its exaggerated collars and pant legs, vibrant colors and patterns including paisley print.

paisley print has origins dating back to thousands of years ago from somewhere between modern-day iran and the india-pakistan border. along with indian music, fashion, and hinduism, it gained major popularity during late 60's/early 70's in us and european pop culture due to the quickly growing hippie and psychedelic movements.

although southern asian influence has held a place in european fashion, its mid 20th century renaissance was largely pioneered by the beatles (a band that i think james would've really liked).

indian!james is a popular headcanon so i feel especially inclined to include paisley and other patterns derived from india/southern asia that had influence on british pop fashion as a nod to this interpretation of him.

idk what it is about it but something about sherpa lined denim jackets and just denim in general scream james to me. such a shame he didn't get to live through the 80s god he would have loved double denim 💔

contrary to popular belief james fleamont potter did in fact strut, in platform shoes with chunky heels that alerted everybody on hogwarts grounds that he was approaching from miles away

in the 60s and 70s glasses shifted from being used solely for eyesight to fashion accessories. this change gave a rise to a variety of glasses styles such as different frame shapes, lens colors, and sizes. james is commonly depicted as wearing teashade/john lennon glasses but comically large square shaped aviator glasses are so much more uniquely 70s (and james coded) imo.

i'm not sure who said it first but red converse are also very james coded. he has a pair of beat up chuck 70s that he wears on early morning runs, sneaking around the castle, quidditch practice, etc etc

james was a male athlete in the 70s him leading quidditch practices in short shorts and a crop top might as well be written in canon idc‼️

#30+ hours later 5 hours straight on pinterest 2 hours typing and im done with the first one #i lost feeling in my lef hand 30 minutes ago and my phone is burning up in my right but i am DONE‼️💯💪🏿 #be posted i'm sorry to the ppl who followed me for the series :/ #i severely underestimated how long this would take me 💀 i plan on doing sirius -> remus -> lily next but i can't guarantee how soon they'll #james potter #marauders #the marauders #marauders era #the marauders era #mwpp #mwpp era #not vintage #decade accurate marauders era wardrobes

[snekdood]

"if we make america worse and more of a dictatorship that will be even harder to unravel and make it the way we want the country to be, maybe then everyone will join our Glorious Revolution!" bb girl you cant even be in the same room with someone who thinks you should vote, how in tf do you think you're gonna unite people to fight in The Revolution with you? it's gonna be you and your 5 friends, i hate to break it to you.

#i dont think you realize how repelling you and your politics are to everyone else #you get all of your validation for how Smart You Are from your friends and ignore any kind of feedback that suggests you should #change or do something differently. thats the only reason you're so convinced average people will go along with you bc you keep getting #affirmation from the people who ALREADY agree with you- but you have NO IDEA how to bridge the gap between people who agree #with you and disagree with you. you're horrible at convincing people of your side of things outside of straight up guilt tripping them #or bullying them like a highschooler. im sorry but the tools you learned to survive with as a kid aren't gonna help you in this situation. #the ONLY THING you can come up with to bridge that gap is a bloody revolution. thats how bad you are at this. #and you're also so bad at this and unimaginative that you dont even realize how THAT might not even be enough. #you cant imagine ANY kind of avenue to getting people to change AT ALL outside of blood and fire. and thats why people call you #an authoritarian. #i'll be honest- i really do think the world would be a better place if we did incremental change under a democratic president who wont #set the world on fire vs the godkingemperor republican WHO WONT EVEN LISTEN TO YOU AT ALL EVER AND MIGHT KILL YOU #FOR PUTTING UP A STINK. idk if you noticed but if that evil fuck gets into office we are severely outnumbered if he gets police #n shit to go after his own citizens. letting trump win is making this battle so much harder than it needs to be. #you are choosing trying to fix the world while its exploding vs trying to fix it before it explodes at all. #what is this like a procrastination thing? you wanna wait till the last minute to try? idfgi. wtf is wrong with you #throwing minority lives away to prove a point. and then you try to tell me you care. gtfoh. #accelerationists should never be taken seriously.

[dani-luminae]

"Once Upon a Studio is just nostalgia bait so you'll forget Disney's company bullshit!"

People being happy to see their favorite characters doesn't magically make them forget the sins of a mega-corporation, especially not this one.

Trust me, a significant majority of Disney fans know that the studio creating stories that have touched a lot of peoples lives is also deeply screwed up.

#look its their 100 anniversary i'll let them have a little pat on the back for like 10 minutes #then it's straight back to HEY DISNEY YOU FUCKED UP AGAIN - #once upon a studio #anyways apparently this opinion sprouted in not one but several facebook groups my mom was in #and she was talking to me about it earlier and i just remembered it

[nathanielthecurious]

new grad student events are exhausting, ive had the same surface-level conversation with like 30 different people this week

#today ALONE ive had 2 conversations where someone thought for several minutes that by 'classics' i meant classical music performance #ive met at least 15 people who went to college in my hometown and chatted about that #i need to decompress in my room for 2 days straight before classes start

[perhaps-in-anotherdream]

[Comic] On Purpose

Artist: 鱼鱼圆溜溜

Source: ♡ || Permission: ♡

⌚ Please do not repost ⌚

⌚ Contains references from the Midwinter Dancing PV ⌚

—

#Artist: 鱼鱼圆溜溜 #i laughed for several minutes straight lmaaaoooo #mlqc victor #mlqc li zeyan #mlqc #mr love victor #mr love queen's choice #恋与制作人 #李泽言 #love and producer #mlqc cn

[andrevasims]

I towniefied all my CC

#the sims 2 #sims 2 #ts2 #I hit random for like several minutes straight and this was the worst it got tbh lol #it also towniefied one (1) pair of CC sunglasses and literally no other accessory which idk what that's about lol

[lollytea]

Rip heterosexual!Hunter you were an utterly hysterical headcanon

#hes as close to bi as hes probably gonna get #and im clutching it close to my chest #but i used to sometimes think ''what if hunter was just like. the token straight guy.'' and it makes me giggle for several minutes

[mayuzumiiis]

Mithrix, have you ever considered that, maybe, being a pompous dickhead to your brother about the things he loves was a bad move? Have you considered that if you hadn't been a dick, neither of us would be here?

#roob.txt #ror2 #if he and providence had talked about their problems instead of #i don't know #doing whatever the fuck they did to each other #i think ror would've gone differently #and i wouldn't have to SCREAM FOR SEVERAL MINUTES STRAIGHT ON THE MOON #just sayin #also i'm a providence apologist idgaf #he's also an asshole don't get me wrong #but i love him #i also love mithrix

[seekingthestars]

woozi released this song 30 days ago, i have a problem

#personal #441 (more actually bc some got lost when i was having ipod issues) listens in 30 days #is an average of almost 15 listens a day #(except it wasn't evenly spread out across the 30 days) #(it was like 'sarah listens to this song for three hours straight some days' and then doesn't listen at all other days lol) #(i also put it on repeat as sleepy time music several days so it would just loop for the like 90 minute timer i had it on) #(but STILL)

[romansmartini]

i can’t overstate how much masters of sex is a perfect show if you love people just being messy for no reason. the fact that they put bill and virginia’s first kiss after a season of fucking into the same episode they make bill find out virginia is collecting live-in boyfriends for free childcare services. they are just constantly coming up with ways to make bill masters want to kill himself and you know what? he deserves it

#masters of sex #i can’t even get up to switch the dvd out because i’ve been laughing for several minutes straight 😭

[simcardiac-arrested]

cutsceneificiation

sometimes i’m like ughh i don’t even like languages or philology or anything. but today in russian class we were studying how words are made and i was just hit with uber autism. i was just sitting there and i realized: words. oh my god words. Arent they fucked crazy. isn’t it crazy how there are SO many ways to take apart words and then make up new ones with those parts!! just like what you did!!! cutscenefication is a combo of cutscene + the suffix -fication which signifies. uhmm. well it signifies Some Sort Of Process happening. i am being cutscenified right now. BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! because you see cutscene is also a combo of the words cut and scene. isn’t language just crazy forreal. i like looking at words and seeing all the similarities and differences between them. i like looking at words and figuring out how they came to be and from which other words they might’ve developed. etymology is cool asf because every word on planet earth has such a rich history and different meanings in different regions and time periods and you can see where it was used the most and the least and how important it might’ve been to people at a given time. synonyms blow my entire mind. Can you believe bamboozled is even a real thing people say

#do not let the philological mf speak and say sentences he will just analyze every word ever #cramswering #still don’t know what the hell i want from life or who i want to be but when i was sitting in that class during that moment i thought #maybe i want to study words. and u know what ? maybe i do. it’s kind of boring but sometimes the autism hits just right #j can’t believe words are real dude. i can’t believe language exists #i canmt believe there are so many people who experience the phenomenon of speaking several different languages and having an easier time #expressing their feelings in any language that isn’t their native one. but thatms a cutscene for another time #Btw i don’t do these super often anymore because rambling requires i actually Think and not just keysmash for 2 minutes straight #and lately i do not have the energy. but today something has happened to me several times #ok. gootnight tristate area

[spiked-mall-goth]

heyyyyyy <3 <3 i feel terrible.

i had planned to stay off longer but i genuinely have had like three nervous breakdowns since i left bc right as i decided it was abt time i just chill for a little bit everything started happening all at once. so i came back to see my silly little internet friends, but like the second i logged back on some ppl were talking smack abt me sooooooooo... ya know. my day (two weeks) be so fine,, then BOOM my entire schedule fills up and i become hollow on the inside! (hey sorry like vent post n tags i need to get things out of my brain)

#spikes rambles #i was happy there for a minute too :< #heres what its looking like rn.... #i have three weddings. one of which i am a bridesmaid for and was left to get my own dress #but i cant afford a nice dress that matches. so i have to make one my damn self. and in two weeks. #i have a graduation.. and a graduation party both for different ppl #even tho i had to push back my own graduation by a full year bc things were just not going as planned. and now everyone thinks im a failure #im volunteering to teach at a kids summer camp like thingy. i was supposed to have a partner but i was told that she actually #wants nothing to do with me and was forced into this but i was under the impression that we would be teaching TOGETHER #and not her being an assistant. so now i have to call her and be like heyyyyy what the fuck is going on i need to know the lesson plan #im also volunteering for a church summer thing. if i could i wouldnt be doing this but my self made mother figure asked me personally #to help and i cant say no to this. we get to hang out and i get to paint like murals and shit and we've been doing this together for years #i have to spend the weekend with my bio mother to go to a celtic festival thing bc my younger brother wants to go. #i'm having some pretty severe best friend problems which i am honestly not well equipped enough to deal with and its eating me away inside #summer has officially started here so that means 24/7 headaches and sensory problems. straight up category 5 autism moments #i had to pick up the slack and become a paternal figure to my youngest brother. which is just sad that i have to at all #my dear beloved friend is trying very hard to make a young adult like hangout (???) thing in own town and really wants me to go #but i just dont wanna. i dont really care for social gatherings #hey guys btw all this has happened or was planned for next month in the two weeks i was gone #what the fuck.