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Oh shit, we bullying Kalymir now?
Pulling an uno reverse on the icon. Oh? He wants to humilate and fuck us to death? Cute, but I'm far too busy riding his bloody and broken body to care. All of wrath is watching as his pelvis is being shatterd, bones breaking into little pieces.
Honestly that cock is the most useful part of him. Hopefully it won't break too fast like his teeth.
Tell you what, if he survives I'll be his queen, whether he wants it or not. It's obvious wrath is in dire need of a proper queen if this weakling is their leader. I'll whip that "icon" into a real warrior too. Let's just hope he'll come out of the progress alive.
Reverse yandere Baby.
(This will 100% end up in a lot of wrath ring porn sites)
TW: Gore.
Kalymir has never been so aroused in his life.
He's fucking broken. Which hurts to admit, but it's the truth.
You walked into his Ring, into Wrath's main arena, and dragged him across the ground like an animal. He stood barely a chance. If that much.
Now here he lies, a pool of infernal blood steadily growing beneath his battered and bruised body, his horns broken off, teeth spat out by his sides, one of his arms slashed open into a crimson spraying gash while the other lies paralyzed and twisted. There's something piercing the length of his left leg and his right one is basically severed... He's surprised there's still enough bloodflow in his body for his cock to work. The cock you're riding like a champion right now, pounding down with enough strength he almost chafes, hot cunt not just squeezing around his length but strangling it.
If his hips weren't shattered to a million shards, Kalymir would be bucking back as hard as you slam your fat ass down on him. But all he can do is wheeze and cough when you place your hands down on his cracking ribs for balance. Still, gargling his own blood, he spits it hard onto your face just to get you to punch him again, length throbbing madly at the new sting of pain.
He cums violently. Mangled form spasming, the King coughing and snarling wetly, choking on his own saliva as his seed mixes rapidly with the pool of his own blood on the arena. You don't even flinch, continuing to mercilessly breed him for your own pleasure.
Your eyes blaze onto him like Kalymir is no more than a convenient piece of meat. This. Yes, this must be what love feels like.
The demonlord manages to gather enough breath to start cackling hysterically, sliced tongue slipping out as he grabs the mighty blessed blade you're holding to his neck and digs it in further.
Fuck him! Kill him! Cut him! You stupid cunt, you better finish him while you can- Because Kalymir will snap your spine if he lives long enough to fuck you properly after this.
As is, he can only hear your groans of effort and victorious chuckling while the crowd around you two has erupted into total chaos. Some bludgeon each other, others wail, many have sunk to pure fucklust. He doesn't care.
He just thinks about slicing your abdomen open, gripping you by the guts and using them to make you fuck him faster. If only his arms could move...
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Little sketches of bloom!Vash. I like to think Plants aren’t inherently aggressive, so when he’s in bloom, Vash gets super fucking high on fucklust while he hotboxes his hotel room with pollen.
#my art#art by doodle#sketches#minors dni#vash#vash the stampede#trigun#trigun maximum#trimax#trigun 1998#trigun manga#Trigun anime#trigun stampede#tristamp#trigun vash#trigun plants#bloom#heat cycles
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Author: Ada_P_Rix (Ada P. Rix)
The Big 3-0 (41KB - 4 Chapters - NC-17) Blaise has bought Draco the best present ever to celebrate his 30th Birthday. An evening in the 'Blackout Room' at an exclusive club called 'Bon Appetite'. Anonymous in the darkness ... Draco gets to live out his most recent fantasy. Guess who he's been thinking about ....
The Big 4-0 (45KB - 4 Chapters - NC-17) Blaise has bought Draco the best present ever to celebrate his 40th Birthday. An evening in the 'Blackout Room' at an exclusive club called 'Bon Appetit'. Anonymous in the darkness ... Draco gets to live out his most recent fantasy. Guess who he's been thinking about ....
Bloodsteam/I'm A Mess (75KB - 2 Chapters - NC-17) “It burns, doesn’t it?” he asked her quietly as he studied her while she drank. “It burns for a while... but once you get past the pain, it starts to feel good.”
Hermione wants to get drunk and forget her work problems. Draco just happens to be in the very same Pub, with the very same idea.
Break For Me (100KB - 4 Chapters - NC-17) Hermione gets into a little accident at work and is infected with a hybrid potion created to cause certain heightened side effects.
Draco offers to stick around to give his work partner a little support ... if he can Occlude long enough to resist her...
The Breeding Pit (72KB - 3 Chapters - NC-17) “You opened your eyes.” Was all he said as he stared down at her, keeping his own trained on her face.
There was nothing that she could say to that. There was nothing that she could throw out there to make this any better. But oddly, she did not feel embarrassed by the fact that he had caught her. Instead, she wanted to know what his next course of action would be if she decided to be open and honest with him.
Broom Cupboard Etiquette 101 (42KB - Incomplete - NC-17) A pitch-black Broom Cupboard and a case of mistaken identity leaves poor Draco Malfoy reeling.
Carnal Club (97KB - 3 Chapters - NC-17) The Halloween Ball is fast approaching with Hermione at the helm.
... What a delightful time to suddenly learn of a centuries old secret sex-game club that is currently ran by a Blonde haired Slytherin. Oh, and it only happens once a year every October, when the winner takes all at the Halloween Ball ...
Casual Fridays (19KB - Incomplete - NC-17) Draco Malfoy did not do casual Fridays like the rest of the office.
The Erised Effect (226KB - 16 Chapters - NC-17) Hermione and Pansy work in a shop together. Draco, Harry, Theo and Blaise all work together at the Ministry. They all meet up every Friday at the pub to have drinks. Pansy has a new fantasy potion that she likes to call 'The Erised Effect' that she's keen to try out on willing participants ...
Boys are so easy to manipulate when alcohol is involved ....
Compact (10KB - Incomplete - NC-17) A train ride to Hogwarts in 8th year takes around nine hours ... That's a long time to be stuck in a carraige with Draco Malfoy.
The Dirty Things We Do In The Dark (13KB - Incomplete - R) Who do you think of? When you're right at the peak of your sexual fantasy ... Who is that one dirty little part of your forbidden fantasy who throws you over that edge? For Draco, it was someone it never should have been.
The Flat In Bath (133KB - Incomplete - NC-17) Hermione is kidnapped during a raid and taken captive by someone who doesn't plan on 'torturing' her in the conventional way...
Four Nights (34KB - One Shot - NC-17) Hermione Granger has the 'little problem' of her Virginity that she has decided she wants to get rid of. She's thinking of finding someone on an online dating site, after being unable to find and connect with anyone within Hogwarts, and her feelings for Ron are unrequited ...
Fucklust (36KB - 5 Chapters - NC-17) Sequel to 'I Still Fucking hate you'. This story is set six months later.
Draco hadn't Forgotten about their previous encounter. Neither had Hermione. Can you really still resist someone who gave it to you that good?
Give me Love (36KB - Incomplete - NC-17) Draco and Hermione will experience the fallout of their current predicament. Hearts will be broken and secrets will be spilled. Are either of them strong enough to face the consequences of their actions?
Her Morbid Curiosity (KB - 2 Chapters - NC-17) Hermione is in the wrong place at the right time when she walks past the Slytherin changing rooms after a Match against Slytherin and Gryffindor ...
House of Sin (115KB - Incomplete - NC-17) “Tell me to do it.” He whispered to her, his eyes on her face as he held her wrist down low next to her hip.
Hermione let out a breath. “Tell you to do to what?” Her voice was matching the same low volume as his, even though the pub garden was completely empty except for the pair of them.
“Tell me to let you go, Granger.”
I Still Fucking Hate You. (36KB - 4 Chapters - NC-17) First little story in the Fucklust Series.
Fuck-lust; Draco had liked to call it. A state of tension whereby two people hated each other so much that one day they would implode all of these emotions and take them out on each other. The outcome would usually end in them both rutting like rabbits.
Not him and Granger, though. No, they wouldn’t just rut. They’d fuck. Hard.
In The Rough (27KB - One Shot - NC-17) Eye contact. Grey and hazel. A palette of warring emotions combining together within the blink of an eye.
Incorrigible (25KB - One Shot - NC-17) Draco Malfoy was going to fuck her while he was on the phone.
Jammed (50KB - One Shot - NC-17) Hermione and Draco end up trapped inside her Office Cupboard with no means of being able to escape for her to be able to go on her date with Adrian. Oh, and she has no knickers on ... just perfect.
Les Knickers (96KB - 19 Chapters - NC-17) He needed a cold shower and an obliviation spell. He didn’t want the memory of Granger and that silk peach bra with those virginal white French knickers to be etched into his brain for all eternity. Even if she did look outstanding in them.
The M Word (113KB - Incomplete - NC-17) What happens when your two 'best friends' accidently ply you and your annoying female arch-nemesis with a potion at the end of their Eighth year party that binds you both together if neither of you are married by the time you are 30?
More than a C Cup (8KB - One Shot - PG-13) Set Pre-Erised Effect during AU Seventh year at Hogwarts.
No Safe Place (20KB - Incomplete - NC-17) “Lads like me don’t go for girls like you,” he told her bitterly, gritting his teeth as if the words hurt him to churn them out. “They just don’t fucking do it.”
Hermione stared him down, watching his eyes still dancing between looking into her own and then glancing down at her lips, struggling with himself internally.
“Then why are you here?” She tried to stand tall. Never back down. “Why are you doing this?” It felt like torture – mindless torture.
His fist hit the wall behind her, bringing him impossibly closer to her, their noses practically touching.
“Because I can’t get the thought of fucking owning you out of my head, Granger.” He snarled at her, his eyes alight with something dark and wicked. “And it’s all your fucking fault.”
On Gallow's Lane (98KB - Incomplete - NC-17) Peaky Blinders/Mafia style AU Hermione reluctantly goes undercover to pose as a bookkeeper and Barmaid at a little pub called 'The Gallows' to help out Harry.
Potter wants to uncover an illegal operation apparently lead by the owner of the pub - the illegal sale Narcotic magical drugs operating in Muggle London. And the suspected gang leader of it all? Draco Malfoy.
Practice Makes Perfect (KB - One Shot - NC-17) Christmas in the Granger-Malfoy household... Hermione knows what she wants for Christmas
The Reality of Want (72KB - Incomplete - NC-17) The Erised Effect told from Draco's POV.
The Renegade (14KB - Incomplete - R) *Follows on from Deathly Hallows: Two years after the Great War of Hogwarts.* A Renegade: "A person who deserts and betrays an organization, country, or set of principles." *** Draco can't live at home any longer. Draco decides to run away, knowing he will forfeit his inheritance. He plans his escape into the Muggle World ... guess who he runs into ...
That bloody Muggle virus (6KB - Incomplete - R) Draco's found himself Isolated inside his Head boy’s room due to a Muggle virus. He’s decided he’s going to write a strongly worded Direct Message via Hogwarts newly established Student Social App to the only Muggle he knows, just to piss her off and show his disgust at the situation. The recipient being none other than the Head girl, in the next dormitory room to his.
The Wish List (102KB - 3 Chapters - NC-17) Hermione is given a wish list of things that the giver would like to tick off their list before Christmas.
Write For Me ... (90KB - 7 Chapters - NC-17) Seventh year Pre-War AU. None of 6th year happened. Draco mistakenly picks up a dirty story that Hermione has dropped and decides to read it ... What a dirty, dirty mind she has...
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Welcome to the ramblings of a freak
Hey. Im Isaac Wolfgang (he/it/gore) im a werewolf alter in a system, my partner, Vox (they/it/he/neos), is an alien alter.
THIS BLOG IS LIKE. VERY HORNY. 18+ ONLY
it will also include talk on the topics/kinks below, I'll do my best to tag things when i remember, but if any of these really bother you i would recommend avoiding this blog/gen. i forget to tag reblogs all the time.
->blood play, Somnophilia, piss play , animalistic behavior, hunter/prey dynamics, heavy dom/sub dynamics, monsterfucking, stalking, Dub con fantasies, imposible sex (skull fucking, literally being split open, etc), and a very blurred line between bloodlust and fucklust
DNI IF YOU ARE; a woman looking to fetishize mlm/mlnb content, have "men dni" in your dni list (i am men dont interact w me), anti endo, post 1ncest/f@ucest shit, terfs, pedos, pro contact paraphilliles, minors/not age in bio, pro transid (tr/\nsrace, tr@nsabled, etc). All of these are block on sight. i also block liberally.
incase yall dont wanna hear about my mushy gushy shit/lh
my mostly sfw tag for gay ramblings about my lovley partner is downbadgrowls
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the truly hilarious (sickening) thing about this is that it harms male victims of abuse just the same. the megamillionaire's publicity machine triumphing does nothing to ease the stigma against male victims because depp's supporters are misogynists very invested in the patriarchal dichotomy. the next time someone who isn't one of their fucklust faves comes forward it'll be back to business as usual
#they don't hate amber for giving worse than she got they hate her because she's a Stupid Ugly Crazy Bitch#these 20s do NOT belong to us lol#johnny depp
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2023 June - Uploaded
Ada_P_Rix (Ada P. Rix/TMaria/T.MARIA2007)
The Baby Project (324KB - Incomplete - R) Set in seventh year.The teachers bring forth a different kind of lesson...let's see how the student's fare when faced with the biggest test of all...
The Big 3-0 (41KB - 4 Chapters - NC-17) Blaise has bought Draco the best present ever to celebrate his 30th Birthday. An evening in the 'Blackout Room' at an exclusive club called 'Bon Appetite'. Anonymous in the darkness ... Draco gets to live out his most recent fantasy. Guess who he's been thinking about ....
The Big 4-0 (45KB - 4 Chapters - NC-17) Blaise has bought Draco the best present ever to celebrate his 40th Birthday. An evening in the 'Blackout Room' at an exclusive club called 'Bon Appetit'. Anonymous in the darkness ... Draco gets to live out his most recent fantasy. Guess who he's been thinking about ....
Compact (10KB - Incomplete - NC-17) A train ride to Hogwarts in 8th year takes around nine hours ... That's a long time to be stuck in a carraige with Draco Malfoy.
The Dirty Things We Do In The Dark (13KB - Incomplete - R) Who do you think of? When you're right at the peak of your sexual fantasy ... Who is that one dirty little part of your forbidden fantasy who throws you over that edge? For Draco, it was someone it never should have been.
Four Nights (34KB - One Shot - NC-17) Hermione Granger has the 'little problem' of her Virginity that she has decided she wants to get rid of. She's thinking of finding someone on an online dating site, after being unable to find and connect with anyone within Hogwarts, and her feelings for Ron are unrequited ...
Fucklust (36KB - 5 Chapters - NC-17) Sequel to 'I Still Fucking hate you'. This story is set six months later.
Draco hadn't Forgotten about their previous encounter. Neither had Hermione. Can you really still resist someone who gave it to you that good?
Give me Love (36KB - Incomplete - NC-17) Draco and Hermione will experience the fallout of their current predicament. Hearts will be broken and secrets will be spilled. Are either of them strong enough to face the consequences of their actions?
Her Morbid Curiosity (KB - 2 Chapters - NC-17) Hermione is in the wrong place at the right time when she walks past the Slytherin changing rooms after a Match against Slytherin and Gryffindor ...
I Still Fucking Hate You. (36KB - 4 Chapters - NC-17) First little story in the Fucklust Series.
Fuck-lust; Draco had liked to call it. A state of tension whereby two people hated each other so much that one day they would implode all of these emotions and take them out on each other. The outcome would usually end in them both rutting like rabbits.
Not him and Granger, though. No, they wouldn’t just rut. They’d fuck. Hard.
Incorrigible (25KB - One Shot - NC-17) Draco Malfoy was going to fuck her while he was on the phone.
Les Knickers (96KB - 19 Chapters - NC-17) He needed a cold shower and an obliviation spell. He didn’t want the memory of Granger and that silk peach bra with those virginal white French knickers to be etched into his brain for all eternity. Even if she did look outstanding in them.
More than a C Cup (8KB - One Shot - PG-13) Set Pre-Erised Effect during AU Seventh year at Hogwarts.
Practice Makes Perfect (19KB - One Shot - NC-17) Christmas in the Granger-Malfoy household... Hermione knows what she wants for Christmas
The Renegade (14KB - Incomplete - R) *Follows on from Deathly Hallows: Two years after the Great War of Hogwarts.* A Renegade: "A person who deserts and betrays an organization, country, or set of principles." *** Draco can't live at home any longer. Draco decides to run away, knowing he will forfeit his inheritance. He plans his escape into the Muggle World ... guess who he runs into ...
That bloody Muggle virus (6KB - Incomplete - R) Draco's found himself Isolated inside his Head boy’s room due to a Muggle virus. He’s decided he’s going to write a strongly worded Direct Message via Hogwarts newly established Student Social App to the only Muggle he knows, just to piss her off and show his disgust at the situation. The recipient being none other than the Head girl, in the next dormitory room to his.
Write For Me ... (90KB - 7 Chapters - NC-17) Seventh year Pre-War AU. None of 6th year happened. Draco mistakenly picks up a dirty story that Hermione has dropped and decides to read it ... What a dirty, dirty mind she has...
aeternamdelecto
After the Grey Comes the Moon (11KB - One Shot - R) A grey day, a grey afternoon, a coloureless moment in time. Looking forward to lonely future, a pair of grey eyes help Hermione through a moment of loss.
In the Morning Light You See Most Clearly (23KB - 2 Chapters - R) What can you do when someone's hurt hurts you? When someone's world comes crashing down? Can you be strong enough to stay? Draco's determined to find out, if only for Granger's sake. Companion piece to After the Grey Comes the Moon. Draco's POV
Arenqua
Cold and True (69KB - Incomplete - PG-13) Lazily he took a large bite of the apple as he watched her run! You are mine. Run all you want. You cant escape, Lioness.
Banana Flavored Eskimo
Hidden Heritage (81KB - Incomplete - R) Hermione Granger is finding that her seemingly normal Muggle family is anything but that.
OK (9KB - One Shot - R) Hermione gave him a rather pointed look. "Marcus, the last time you saw a wizard just buying me a drink you hexed him. Now I tell you that Draco kissed me and all you have to say is OK?" Marcus, Hermione, Draco love triangle
Chisox727
Hermione Granger and The Secret Fire (250KB - 24 Chapters - R) A secret fire burns within. The seventh year begins and there are new faces, old rivals and a secret so dangerous no one is safe from getting burned.
claire AKA silverweed3
Third Time's a Charm (43KB - 8 CHapters - PG-13) Voldemort is gone, but a new group of mysterious dark wizards threaten the Wizarding world. Hermione is the only Auror in the department who has a clue what's going on. Then one night she's kidnapped. Takes place after 'The Winterscapes'.
The Winterscapes (76KB - 16 Chapters - PG-13) Seventh year in Draco and Hermione’s shoes—prefect’s meetings, letters from home, new friendships, odd professors, Quidditch matches, classes, and a Halloween festival.
DMTABF
Harry Potter and the Boy of Two Houses (Incomplete - PG-13) This is about Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts. A lot of it will be from his POV but some from Hermione as well. There's going to be romance, humor, and a lot of irony that Hr/D fans should enjoy.
Meet the Kids (12 Chapters - PG-13) Hermione and Malfoy come across a mysterious Time Turner while patrolling the dungeon one night. When its accidentally turned over, they find themselves in a situation they never could have imagined with people they have never met . . . their kids.
Dorotea Senjak
Conversations (40KB - 6 Chapters - R) A relationship between Hermione and Draco is explored through glimpses of their conversations
Draco's Good Girl
Draco Malfoy's First Love (59KB - Incomplete - PG-13) Harry and the gang go back to Hogwarts for their fifth year. Draco Malfoy's got a little crush too. Will he join the light side to be with her?
Elia Sheldon
Malfoy Movement in A Minor (15KB - One Shot - PG-13) Hermione and Draco's growing attraction for each other reaches a turning point at Malfoy Manor during a charity ball they were forced to plan together.
Masquerade Kiss (9KB - One Shot - PG-13) In this twist on Cinderella, Hermione attends a masquerade ball in disguise and meets a wizard with whom she has amazing chemistry. Before they can reveal their identities to each other, she leaves. He uses something she accidentally leaves behind to track her down.
EmiV
Omnia Vincit Amor (65KB - Incomplete - PG-13) From childhood, Draco Malfoy had known what he would one day become. A Death Eater. But last year, someone made him doubt his destiny. And now, after refusing to join the Death Eaters, Draco must confront the one who changed his mind. But when he does, will she trust him enough to listen?
Sketches (6KB - One Shot - PG) Every artist needs a subject. Draco Malfoy has found his subject, even though she doesn’t know it yet. D/Hr unrequited.
honeysweetcutie
Ombré de la Lune (106KB - Incomplete - NC-17) There's something in the Forbidden Forest. Something with yellow eyes and claws like the tips of a falchion. Something that's got Hermione going into Borgin & Burke's, tasting Dark magic for a journal and a ring in the hopes that she can find the answers she seeks. What sort of werewolf doesn't need wolfsbane?
human_amusement
Portions For Foxes (One Shot - PG-13) They're broken wires, both of them, and they doubt--they'll survive the war intact or sane.
hrmny4etrnty2
How To Save a Life (12KB - One Shot - NC-17) The Dark Lord has won and all Muggleborns are gifted to his most faithful. Lucius is elevated to the role of second in command and chooses Hermione as Draco’s 18th Birthday present
The Prince, the Princess and the Hero (20KB - One Shot - R) Loose lips sink canon ships! Three seventh years, one common room and too much alcohol can lead to interesting events.
Ishafel
Unforgivable (One Shot - R) Sometimes love is like a curse.
Karen
The Veelas (34KB - 13 Chapters - PG-13) Hermione is in love, but with whom? She does not know how to tell him, no one would accept them if they did get together. But that makes it even better.
maraudersreign
Lady’s Glove (One Shot - NC-17) Hermione Granger and Theodore Nott are best friends. Tragically so. DM/HG TN/HG
Sweet Taste of Adoration (One Shot - NC-17) It’s Valentine’s Day.. and Draco Malfoy takes his wife to France — he has always had a thing for her in a skirt, Hermione returns the favor, decide’s she’ll give him his perfect gift.
Author orphaned other fics.
researchgeek1976
The Illustrated Death of Lucius Malfoy (113KB - 10 Chapters - R) The ending is evident. The path taken to Lucius Malfoy's traitorous death is left to be seen. The actions of others change the lives of the innocent forever, and those once thought virtuous turn murderous in their search of self. A boy becomes a man, and discovers that there is not just one path to attain success within his world. Is the way that remains best for one who has already sold his soul? Takes place in Draco's seventh year, a Death Eater fic.
Velvethope
Honey, I'm Home (11KB - One Shot - NC-17) Hermione uses a little truth serum to get to the bottom of her new relationship and finds a startling discovery.
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FUCKLUST (18 +) - {COLSON BAKER x READER }
Y'all, I got a little carried away on this one. 🙈🥵💦
Warnings: Smut (18+), cursing.
FUCKLUST
Intransitive verb: an insatiable sexual desire to fuck the hell out of that one particular special someone you think about all the time.
Colson towered over you, his strong arms pinning your hands over your head. Leaning down, he captured your lips in a heated kiss. You could feel his hard cock against your thigh, making heat pool in your center. You gasped as Colson pushed his body against yours, sliding his bare length between your folds. You could feel his hot breath on yours as a groan escaped his lips.
Colson took your bottom lip between his teeth, biting hard. You wanted to pull him closer, but he kept a firm grip on your arms which were still positioned above your head. You instinctively wrapped your legs around his waist, pulling him as close to you as possible.
"I'm going to fuck you so good you won't be able to remember another man has been inside you, you won't ever want another cock." Colson growled, reaching down to position himself. You could feel the head of his cock pressing at your entrance.
A jolt shuddered through you, making you jump. Your eyes shot open as you awoke from your accidental nap. You were immediately met with the familiar pair of baby blues that belonged to your co-star, Colson Baker.
You two had been working on a movie together for the last three months, and you were set to film your very first kissing scene, which you ultimately blamed for the naughty dream, even though you knew deep down it was much more than that. From the moment you stepped on set, the chemistry between you was undeniable, and the sexual tension was consuming. Colson was always making you laugh uncontrollably or making you wish you were underneath him. Unfortunately, you had both decided for the sake of the film that you would keep it professional. The closer it got to wrapping the first film, the harder it was to resist wrapping yourselves around each other.
"Y/n, are you okay?" Colson asked. Your cheeks flushed red, remembering the dream you were just in the middle of. Colson smirked at you once he noticed the rosy tint to your cheeks. "You were dreaming about me, weren't you?" He joked but had no idea how accurate he was.
You quickly tried to regain your composure, ignoring the intense need for his hands on your body. It took everything in you to not jump him right there in the lounge.
"Yeah, actually," You admitted, catching him off guard at your candor.
"Guys, we need you on set." One of the crew members popped their head in the room, interrupting your conversation. You got up from the chair that you had fallen asleep in, stopping in the doorway, you turned back around to face the handsome man.
"Thank you for the sex. It was mind-blowing." You smirked, making Colson's jaw drop. Although your dream hadn't gone quite that far, you knew it would have been amazing.
It sucked. Liking someone you couldn't have. Seeing Colson every day but knowing that he'd never be yours because of your stupid agreement. It was the worst feeling in the world. All you could do was dream about him and the things that he'd do to you. . .
. . . but you couldn't jeopardize the success of the film, your career, you worked so hard to get to where you were. You refused to be like all of the other Hollywood cliches. Two beautiful people playing two beautiful lovers who accidentally fall for each other in real life but eventually go up in flames. Completely ruining the on-screen chemistry in the sequels or worst-case scenario, one of them being re-casted, which you knew would end up being you.
Not long after stepping on set, you found yourself standing in the middle of a faux lingerie store next to Colson, who was helping your character pick out something to wear.
"Let me guess. You like garters and silk stockings?" You delivered your lines perfectly as you thumbed through the garments on the rack in front of you.
"Two for two, although I'd like you in anything you put on… or take off," Colson smirked, handing you a hanger adorned with a very sexy lace bustier set. You glanced towards the dressing rooms, then back at Colson with a scandalous glimmer in your eye.
"Help me try it on? Just to make sure it fits, of course."
"Of course." Colson mimicked you before following you towards the dressing rooms. After quickly switching scenes on set, you resumed filming in the tiny room.
You pushed Colson toward the bench in the dressing room, forcing him to sit. Looking him straight in the eye, you reached for the hem of your clothes, lifting slowly, exposing your bare skin inch by inch. Colson sat in front of you, clenching his fists in his lap, clearly holding himself back from reaching for you as you stepped out of the last of your clothes and into the lingerie.
"Well?" Does it live up to your imagination?" Your character asked as you looked at yourself in the mirror, adjusting the straps on the bustier and garter belt. Colson's body was pressed up against yours in an instant, meeting your gaze in the mirror. He planted a kiss on your neck, sending shivers down your spine as his hands found their way to your hips. You could feel him growing hard against you. In the moment, you almost forget that you were filming, clearing your throat to break the trance.
"I hope you like this one because I'm pretty sure I have to buy these panties now." You blurted. Those weren't your lines; You had no idea where that came from. You could feel Colson grin against the nape of your neck. Your face flushed in embarrassment, but before anyone could notice, Colson spun you around, threading his fingers through your hair pulling you into a fierce kiss.
You knew this wasn't how the scene was supposed to go, but even as you tried to remind yourself to stick to the script, you found yourself pulling him closer. After the last few months of tension and self-restraint, Colson's mouth, hot and insistent on yours, was a relief.
"Tell me to stop, and I will," Colson whispered against your lips.
"Don't." Was the only word you were able to get out before you melted into his arms. Wrapping your body around his. The kiss grew passionate and intense quickly. You both forgot where you were and what you were doing until the director screamed cut, startling both of you.
"That was phenomenal," the director complimented you two on your improv. The rest of the day was spent filming fill-in scenes with your other castmates; in fact, you hadn't seen Colson once since your little rendezvous in the dressing room. This was probably a good thing because, after that heated kiss, you were sure you wouldn't be able to resist.
Once filming had wrapped for the day, you made your way back to the dressing rooms, still replaying the kiss from earlier in your mind. You were so caught up in your thoughts out hadn't even realized that you walked right past your dressing room door, opening your co-workers as your own.
You were startled to find Colson standing in front of you. Freshly showered in nothing but a small white towel. You could see the outline of his cock through the cotton fabric. It was enough to make you salivate. His eyes locked with yours, the look of lust on your face was apparent, and he reciprocated. The desire absorbed you; you knew that resisting him was no longer an option. That no matter how hard you tried, you wouldn't be able to curb the ache you felt for him until it was satisfied.
Before you could make the first move, Colson's lips were on yours. His kiss was hard as his arms wrapped around you, holding you close to him. His passion was contagious and electrifying. Colson pressed his body flush with yours, sucking on your lower lip as he ran his fingers roughly through your hair.
"Stop teasing and touch me," You demanded. With a smirk, Colsons' hands found your backside lifting you up. You wrapped your legs around his back as he pressed you hard into the wall.
"It's about damn time." He breathed. With his free hand, Colson wrapped your hair around his fist, pulling your head back with a slight yank. He took a second, admiring the view before leaning forward to press a soft kiss to your mouth, so lingering that it made your knees week.
"If we're finally going to do this, I want to hear you say it, y/n." Colson said, looking into your eyes, and without hesitation, you spoke.
"Colson, I need you."
You had a moment to catch Colson's groan before he crashed his lips into yours. You moved frantically together, hands roaming each other's bodies and tongues exploring each other's mouths. Your dress was hiked up around your waist as Colson's hands wandered, feeling every inch of your body. His lips moved down your jaw, his hips grinding into yours. The rub of his bulge against the fabric of the lingerie you had taken from set sent a rush of need to your core, causing you to buck your hips into him.
"Do you feel what you do to me y/n?" Colson growled as he grabbed your hand, guiding it down to the space between you both. "What have you done to me every single goddamn night since I've met you?" He asked, rock hard against your palm. Colson let out an agonizingly sexy groan in response to your touch. You rubbed your hand up and down the length of him, straining hard against the fabric of the towel around his hips. You squeezed your hand around him, stroking slowly. Colson's groans quickly turned to grunts, deep and sexy, until his hand abruptly stopped yours.
"Y/n, you're going to make cum before I even get you naked." He admitted with a slight chuckle. With one smooth move Colson hoisted you into his arms, shifting your weight away from the wall. You locked your ankles around his back, and he carried you across the room. His mouth latched to the skin of your neck.
"Are you marking me, Colson Baker?" You asked seductively. Colson growled low in his throat.
"You haven't seen anything yet, princess." He avowed, tossing you on the chaise lounge. His eyes roamed the curves of your body, still covered in the fabric of your sheer dress. You leaned back on the chair, your skirt hiked up enough to show a peek of the panties beneath. Colson groaned as he dropped to one knee on the lounge so he could lean over you. His eyes were electric as he took in your body. Eyes locked with his, you slowly removed your clothes, tugging your dress over your head and letting it fall to the floor. Colson took in the lingerie that he had picked out for you, his eyes traveling hungrily over your body.
"Seeing you laid out like this in the lingerie that I picked out, it's hard not to feel like. . ." Colson trailed off in thought.
"Like you have a claim on me?" You guessed what he was thinking, and Colsons eyes darkened.
"Exactly like that. It's not a feeling I want to let go of." He remarked. "As much as I love it. . . let me see you without it."
You slipped the straps off your shoulders, watching Colsons eyes follow the movement. You slowly removed the lingerie as he watched your every move. Once you were completely naked, you leaned back on your elbows, biting your lip while looking up at him, waiting to see what he'd do. Colson leaned forward, his eyes locked with yours. His hands framing your body on either side of the lounge chair.
"I want to mark every part of your beautiful body," Colson went on, "after all of that teasing and waiting. . . I want you to think of me every time you look in the mirror." He said, running his finger gently down your neck, your chest, over your nipples. "I want you to see the places I've touched you."
"Do it." You begged.
Colson let out a deep, wild growl that sent a shiver down your body. He dipped down, running his tongue over your collarbone, punctuating the movement with a nip to your shoulder. He pressed a line of soft kisses over the line of your shoulder before his mouth slid up to leave another bite mark on your neck. You gasped at the feeling of his teeth sinking into the curve of your neck. Before the pain could register, Colson licked over the same spot, peppering your skin with kisses. You could feel the trail of marks he was leaving on your neck and down your chest. It stung with pleasure and a hint of pain. He slowly made his way down your body, biting the edge of your hip, almost hard enough to draw blood. A moan escaped your mouth, and you instinctively lifted your hips to meet him.
"Colson"
"Fuck y/n, you're better than any fantasy I could ever have." He marveled as he pulled back to look at you, his gaze full of lust and wonder. Colson tugged on your knees, dragging you to the edge of the lounge chair, your bent legs framed his hips. "I can't wait to taste you. Have you thought about that? What it'd be like to have my mouth on you?"
"I may have considered what it'd be like. . . or how good you'd be. . ." You admitted coyly.
"Trust me, I'm not one to disappoint." He promised. "I can't even tell you how long I've been waiting for this. How many dreams I've had with me between your thighs. . ." desire dripping from every word he spoke.
Colson hovered over you, connecting his lips with yours as your fingers moved down his back. He moved his lips down your body - your neck, your collar bone, your breasts - he left a trail of kisses down your stomach, over your hips, until he reached the place where you craved him most. You arched into his touch, wanting to get closer. Colson lifted his head, grinning wide.
"Eager, are we?" He smirked. Before you could even catch your breath, Colson'sColson's tongue was between your folds, licking you slowly. He looked up to meet your eyes, holding down your hips as his mouth found your bundle of nerves. He sucked your clit like a starved man, enjoying each moan and gasp that he pulled from you. Within seconds you were writhing underneath him as his tongue continued making you sing.
"Oh my god," you moaned, your hand finding its way into his hair. Colson slid a single finger inside of you, working perfectly in time with his mouth against your bud. It sent shockwaves down your body. The rush of pleasure pushing you over the edge.
"Fuck Colson!" You moaned.
"That's it, say my name." He coaxed you. Pulling back enough to speak, Colson used his hand to rub your clit in sharp circles, hard enough to drive you crazy. "Cum for me." He ordered, and your orgasm hit you like a wave, the pleasure shaking through you as you finally let go. You fell back onto the chaise lounge, spent.
Colson climbed on top of you, kissing you passionately. His fingers found their way between your thighs, teasing at your entrance before slipping, not one but two fingers inside. You gasped at the sensation. Colson rocked his hand in smooth, firm strokes, making you moan. He curled his fingers to reach the spot inside that makes fireworks explode behind your eyes. He pumped his fingers in and out of you at a faster pace leaving you breathless, hitting that particular spot every time.
You couldn't take it any longer. You ran your nails down his tattooed back, stopping at the only piece of fabric separating his naked body from yours. In one swift motion, you yanked the towel from his hips, making him grin.
"Since the day I met you, all I wanted to do was make you come undone around me," He said, sliding the underside of his cock over your wet center, giving your clit just a hint of the friction that you craved.
Colson pressed his cock over your clit one last time, making you moan before he positioned it against your entrance. He slowly pushed himself inside of you, one pleasurable, tantalizing inch at a time until you were completely full. Visibly restraining himself, Colson stayed still, letting you get used to the size of him. Both of you breathing heavily as you became familiar with the feel of each other. You rocked your hips up, pulling him in deeper. Tipping his head back in pleasure, Colson let out a groan.
"You're going to be the death of me," Colson mumbled before starting to move agonizingly slow, using all of his self-control. He slowly rolled his hips, pressing his pelvis down against your clit, making you moan.
"Do you want me to go faster?" He asked as he slowly pushed himself deep inside of you, brushing against that perfect spot.
"Y-yes," You stammered in between breaths.
"Tell me what you want," Colson demanded. You could see the tension in his shoulders; it was getting difficult for him to hold himself back. His strokes were slow and hard, sending electric sparks through your body - hot, but not enough. He was driving you crazy, and he loved it; you could tell by the smirk he was wearing.
"Want to hear your beg for it." He growled, sliding slowly into you again, stretching you, sending white-hot pleasure through your body. You could swear you saw stars.
"Please fuck me harder," You moaned. It was precisely what he wanted to hear. In a split second, Colson's self-restraint snapped. His hips moving faster, thrusting deep inside you. You let out a moan as you attempted to bring your hips down to meet his, but he set a frenzied pace, so hard that it took your breath away.
You gripped his shoulders, raking your nails down his tattooed back, hard enough to leave a mark. Colson let out a low growl as the knot in your stomach grew taut; you were so close. You closed your eyes, overwhelmed by the sensation.
"Open your eyes. Look at me while you cum on my cock." Colson's nails dug into your hips, and the mixture of pain and pleasure made that knot unravel. Your eyes shot open, meeting those familiar baby blues again.
Colson slammed into you hard and deep, making you scream his name as you fell off the edge, pleasure cascading through your entire body. Colson's lips found their way to yours, swallowing every sound you gave him. The feeling of your release around him causing him to cum even harder, your mouth engulfing his groans. He pulsed inside of you, releasing himself and all the built-up tension from his body until the only thing left between you was heavy breathing.
"Fuck." Colson groaned, lying motionless on top of you for a moment, too fatigued to move. Once he caught his bearings, he rolled off of you, laying on his back next to you. A quiet chuckle escaped his lips.
"What's so funny?" you probed.
"Before you walked in here, I was trying to figure out how I was going to keep myself from accidentally busting while filming our sex scene next week." He answered, still chuckling to himself. His response made you laugh out loud.
"And what makes you think you won't? The sexual tension could easily build back up by then." You challenged him.
"Oh, I have every intention of doing this again" He pointed between you two.
"Oh really?"
"Yeah," He responded, placing a gentle kiss on your cheek, "I thought that your laugh was my favorite. . ." He continued, moving to gently kiss your lips. "but now that I've made you moan. . ." He trailed off, moving down to kiss your neck, sucking just enough to draw a quiet moan from your lips. ". . .I plan on hearing it many times before then" He smirked, and just like that, the insatiable sexual desire to fuck the hell out of Colson Baker returned.
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Queen of lust makes a Dom vesper holiday
It's a wonderful day!
You get to parade Vesper out in the streets of Lust by golden leashes, have him crawl on all fours like the horny mutt he is, cocks bobbing under him and tail up to expose himself to anyone who wants a free hole.
Even through the mind-shattering pleasure wracking his body from top to bottom when you let the masses have at him, Vesper manages to open his eyes and give you this stare of total adoration, so much love in those dilated pupils.
He goes into heat, of course. And at that point it's probably a little harder for you to control him and make Vesper sub. In fact, you're probably equipped with something to make him leave you alone in that state, so he doesn't just rail you into a stain on the pavement.
At the end of the day, Vesper is uncharacteristically mellow and almost lethargic. He's not upset, nor does he require aftercare, but the two of you are on his tub, and he's grounding himself out of the fucklust so he can have a coherent conversation with you.
Said conversation is mostly melted declarations of love.
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#goodmorning #wordoftheday #fucklust
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Dramione Recommendations
Ok so, 2020 has been A LOT but on a personal note one of the most surprising things to happen was me discovering Dramione fanfiction and becoming unashamedly obsessed with it. I really didn’t see that coming but I’m here now and I’m here to stay.
I think I started reading in the Dramione fandom around mid July last year?? (In all honesty I’ve lost any true sense of time’s progression at this point so I could be well off the mark with that) And I’ve decided to compile a list of all my favourite fics I’ve read so far. Why? I really just want to gush over all the amazing writers I have found through this fandom because y’all deserve it.
Side note: If any of the authors actually sees this post just dm so I can buy you coffee or post you writing supplies or something idk I feel like that’s the least I can do for all your amazing work x
Remain Nameless by @heyjude19-writing
Ok I have to start with RN because this fic is pretty much the sole reason I decided to create an account with A03 or a tumblr or just decided to get involved with this fandom at all.
I headcannon this story hard. But I think even if you aren’t a fan of Dramione you should just read this because it is so unbelievably good and well written and poignant and Draco’s sarcastic personality in this is truly a thing of beauty in this - I relate to his inner monologue’s on a deep personal level.
I could rave about this story any time, any day of the week, just ask me. In fact, maybe I’ll just start a HeyJude19 fan club to fulfill that urge.
There are so many elements that I love but for the sake of brevity, RN is a beautifully told story of Draco and Hermione finding love and healing in a post-war HP setting. Heyjude19 had the very special ability of making me want to simulatenously laugh, cry and swoon with the power of her words. Just stop what you are doing and go read it now if you havent already, ok?
I also really enjoyed reading Bells on a Hill, Beers, Potions and Unwise Notions and A Shift in Focus, if you are looking for smaller fics, definitely give these a go. They are all funny and heartfelt stoires that will make your tippy toes wriggle with glee.
The Rights and Wrongs Series by @lovesbitca8
The Right Thing To Do, All The Wrong Things and The Auction are the holy trinity of Dramione writing. I have christened it thus, so mote it be. And frankly I’m not interested in any other opinion than that one, thank you very much!
After reading this series I don’t think I’ll be able to look back on the orginal HP books without thinking of Hermione’s and Draco’s memories of their time at Hogwarts in these fics as anything other than strictly cannon.
So many things to love about this series but I think one of the major highlights was Hermione and Draco’s use of occlumency. LoveBitca8 created such beautiful visuals with how occlumency works as a magical practice and seeing Draco and Hermione so devoted to eachother to the point of safeguarding their inner most feelings to protect eachother was unbelievably romantic and poetic.
Also the smut is divine ;)
Manacled by @senlinyu
My heart will never be the same after reading this story. Like I actually can’t think about this fic without getting a lump at the back of my throat. I have never felt so emotionally ruined after reading anything, compared to the likes of this fic. Just please, please read it. To badly quote HP, reading Manacled will make you suffer but you’re going to be happy about it.
The flashbacks are a rollercoaster in of themselves but the way Hermione inadvertently refers to them when she is still in a state of memory loss was so heartbreaking to read. My heart still aches for them both. Also its a truly satisfying to see Draco and Hermione written in a way were they are both so fiercly protective of one another. They make my insides go soft.
I also really enjoyed Snow Fall, Now Is A Gift and All You Want by the author but to be honest anything written by Senlinyu is always thoroughly enjoyable and worth a look.
The Erised Effect by @adaprix
Ada is QUEEN of dramione smut but ‘The Erised Effect’ is top tier. Its equal parts funny, romantic, sentimental and oh so sexy. Ada really knows how to build and build on sexual tension and doesn’t disappoint on the final delivery. I’m a big admirer of her writing style and just veraciously read whatever she posts but ‘The Erised Effect’ is just golden. A must read. (Also Pansy’s sexual fantasy in this story is a visual I don’t think I’ll ever be able to remove from my brain so thanks for that Ada)
Also quick side note: Adaprix’ stories were the first I read when I was looking into this fandom and it was enough to get me hooked on the pairing from the get go so I have that to thank Ada for too. I remember devouring all the stories she had posted to A03 and when I was done I was like... now what am I supposed to do with my life?? And that’s basically when I began to look deeper into the fandom and thus the course of my life in 2020 changed for the better.
Some other stories I love by her are Break for Me, All My Sins, The Big 4-0, The Fucklust Series and The Flat in Bath.
Clean by @olivieblake
This 6th Year AU where Draco and Hermione work together on a class assignment and end up falling in love had me feeling all kinds of ways when I read it. I almost don’t know where to start but I think one of the stand out things for me was how immersed I felt in reading it.
Hogwarts is captured really well, you get a good sense of class atmospheres, character nuances and behind the scenes of events that happen in HBP but from a Draco and Hermione’s perspectives. It’s well executed and intricate tapestry of a fic. With an excellent plot twist ending!
Also Hermione and Draco’s relationship in this is equal parts fluffy and smutty and it just ticks all the right boxes that you want to see for those characters ;)
Breath Mints / Battle Scars by @onyx-and-elm
The angst in this one is just *chef’s kiss*
God I love this fic. The way Draco is portrayed is very true to his defensive and tetchy character in the original books but he is also given so much more depth. The way his diary entries are written are just so well executed. It’s a true testament to the author’s creative writing skill. And I LOVE how even though Draco is clearly in such a messed up place, he still has a basic level of self respect and dignity that he won’t tolerate being used or undervalued in his relationship with Hermione.
Yep, I really love Draco’s characterisation in this one if you can’t tell. But Hermione is also well written too. Her stuggles and trauma of returning to Hogwarts after war is described in a believable and grounded way. And my heart definitely ached for them both. I just wanted to wrap the pair of them in a big fuzzy blanket and tell them that everything will be alright.
WANDS OUT! by @persephonestone
This murder mystery / Dramione / Theo x Harry / AU crossover is everything I didn’t know I wanted until I read it. I felt like I was picked up and plonked right into an alternative dimension where all the characters of HP are just living it up in an Agatha Christie novel.
It’s a funny and clever story that I found refreshing to read amongst all the other fanfics that are usually cemented in the HP timeline or universe. Theodore Nott in this fic is perfection he should be written like this in every fic from now on in my opinion. I couldn’t stop giggling any time he had a scene in the story.
And the ‘only one bed’ trope in this fic is 10/10. I don’t want to give spoilers but ohmygod. It hits all the right notes.
The One With Technical Difficulties by cassielassie
Cassielassie has an excellent three part series of Dramone called ‘The One with...” but I have to give special credit to this story in particular for one main reason. ELEVATOR TROPES. I can’t get enough of em. I think I have my early childhood viewings of NCIS to thank for my obsession with elevator tropes they just do something to me that simply cannot be explained with mere words. The palpable sexual tension of being in a broken down elevator with an ‘enemies to lovers’ pairing, a heated arguement breaks out followed by a discovery of mutual feelings and a romantic embrace...
Eugh. It gets me everytime. And this fic is no exception. I loved it for all the reasons I’ve already stated above but also for the attention to detail in Draco and Hermione’s careers makes this one particularly immersive. The dynamics between them established in this one-shot are convincingly portrayed and the chemistry between them is so undeniably hot.
The Light is No Mystery by @masterofinfinities
Yooo if you want to read a dramione fic that is a deep dive into Pureblood culture and Post-War recovery but is also a perfect allegory for discrimination and today’s political landscape of moral grandstanding for votes then look no further than this one.
This story has a bit of everything. Intrigue, mystery, ptsd and recovery, enemies to lovers / secret relationship, government conspiracy and humour, to name a few. I eargerly await every update to this story and am anxious to know how it ends!
The Eagle’s Nest by HeartOfAspen
Finally! A fic that gives me the Ravenclaw representation I crave. I think I could recommend this fic on the lore depicted of Ravenclaw house alone. ‘The Stacks’ and Rowena Ravenclaw’s own ‘come and go room’ are just such cool details that I could see being real in the HP universe.
This fic is so cosy and makes me feel like I’m just popping back into Hogwarts for another year. You get to see all the usuals like prof. Mcgongall, Nearly headless Nick, PEEVES, Hagrid, as well as learn more about minor characters from the other school houses. The story follows Hermione going to her day to day classes and there are interesting concepts about magic and alchemy that are explored.
Draco and Hermione’s relationship in this one is of course very fluffy and heartfelt. But it’s the attention to detail that really makes this fic outstanding and the experience of reading it feels fleshed out and true to HP universe.
A shorter fic by HeartofAspen that I recommend is one called Set in Stone, it has an adventurous, Indianna Jones vibe to it, that I am so down for.
Teachable Moments by @purplesugarquills
In this fic Hermione is an innocent little virgin determined to learn everything about sex. And Draco Malfoy is her tutor. If that isn’t enough to get you on board then I don’t know what is. Both Heartfelt and Steamy. PurpleSugarQuills writes smut so well but it’s the progression of their growing attachment and the nervous treading of new uncharted waters of romantic relationships for both of them that just adds a whole other level of feels to the story. Also chapter 9 is like reading poetry - its so good. Eugh just give it a read if you haven’t already.
Les Pèlerins by @pacific-rimbaud
This story is high art. It’s transcendent. Reading this story feels like the emotional equivalent of standing around a hundred glowing fairy lights, sipping hot cocoa and being wrapped in the loving embrace of a s/o. I can’t speak my praises highly enough or even become passably coherent in my words when I try to articulate a review.
From the very first paragraph I felt like I was just whisked away on a Parisian holiday and I’ve never even bloody been to Paris but damn it if this story didn’t make me feel like I was there. The writing style is just so tactile and intense it’s like I could feel the cold winter air brush against me as I read it. Eugh I just completely fell in love with the story and the writer.
New Year’s resolution. Read everything PacificRimbaud has ever posted online.
#This post is the online equivalent of me thrusting a pile of books into your hands and poking at you until you every single one#A behaviour I may or may not already be prone to#dramione#fanfiction#fanfic recommendations#I think I may have missed a few but I think I'll try to make a habit of gushing over new writers as I find them#Doing this just satisfies a deep inner urge in me to just compliment the everloving shit out of writers#who made my life a little more bearable with their words
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Since the Brothers are assholes (yes, Beel included since he wanted to eat you and didn’t care for your presence at first) when you first meet them, how about they deal with an MC that’s not gonna deal with their bullshit and isn’t phased by their threats? I hate it when otome games have you deal with jerks in the beginning but the choice bubbles are too nice whenever they insult the player.
Yeah, Yeah; They’re the top 7 demons of hell who don’t have to respect a human and are able to kill me with no effort but I don’t give a damn about that. You can’t drop me in hell with 7 assholes without my consent and expect me to be fine with it. I’m more than fine with calling em out and if they try and threaten MC, they would flat out say “At least I’ll die calling you out 🌚”
I like the way you think my guy. I couldn't agree more
To all my MCs that were much Harsher in the Beginning
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Mammon: Now listen here human! I was put in charge of you! In other words you have to do exactly as I say-!
MC: Shut the hell up... *Rubs temples* You're so loud.
Mammon: Wha- Who do you thi-!!
MC: Look dude. I don't really give a fuck who you are or what you could do. You really think I like the situation anymore than you do? I didn't fucking ask for an invitation, nobody even gave me a warning. So suck it up, and shut up. Cause we can't do shit now.
Mammon: I could eat you WHOLE right now!
MC: Be my guest. It'd be better then having to deal with this horse shit.
Mammon: .... What kind of human are you?
-one week later-
Levi: It seems like you're trying to suck up to me so I'll like you. It's no use denying it, I heard it straight from Lucifer.
MC: Oh nooooo, I'm caught. Whatever shall I do?
Levi: You're lucky to have so much free time too think up schemes like this. As much as I'd like to sit and watch a TSL marathon, I can't. There's so many animes I need to watch, trading cards to organize, figurines-
MC: Back the fuck up.
Levi: Eh?
MC: You're telling me you can't do what you want, cause you NEED to watch all these other shows and other shit? Bullcrap! These things are not necessities!! You can go on living without this shit! Do what the fuck you want! If you want to complain, do it in your head! Cause you have no one to blame but yourself.
Levi: You're actually treating ME like this!? You Normies, always rubbing it in that-
MC: And here you are, acting like a child. Do you ever take responsibility for your own actions? Always saying how unfair things are. News Flash! Life isn't fucking fair!
Levi: I could-!!
MC: Eat me? Smite me? Make me feel things I wish I didn't? Fucking go for it dude, I'm so fucking over it.
Levi: ...... Forget this, I have better things to do....
-a day or so later-
Lucifer: You should focus on surviving this year here, finishing the exchange program and going back to the human world. "Curiosity killed the cat". Curiosity can very literally get you killed here as well.
MC: Hey Lucifer, has it ever occurred to you that just maybe.... I DON'T CARE.
Lucifer: You're telling me that you don't value your life?
MC: No, I'm just telling you that I haven't been here long and I'm already over the whole, "I am above you" thing. You yourself, aren't willing to put a scratch on me since you're a fucking lapdog to his majesty.
Lucifer: You rotten-!!
MC: Save it dude, ya ain't gonna do shit. Hell, ya don't even know what my life may have been like before y'all kidnapped me. For all you know, this is everyday life for me.
Lucifer: .....What would you do if a lower level demon ever got their hands on you?
MC: Number one, you wouldn't let that shit happen in the first place. Number two, I'd just fucking let it happen. They probably have a better out for me than you guys.
Lucifer: ..... You petty and ungrateful creature.
MC: *shrugs* Truth hurts doesn't bitch?
-a week later-
Beel: You ate my creme puff, it had my name on it!
MC: You destroyed my wall and injured me. I think we're pretty even.
Beel: No we're not! Give it back!
MC: ...... If you're THAT fucking determined wait a few hours it'll come back.
Beel: That's disgusting.
MC: You kept fucking pushing it. Your own damn fault. Look, I'm an ass for eating you food, but you really are overreacting this is ridiculous.
Beel: It was my food!!
MC: ..... We're just going in circles at this point....
-a week later-
MC: Yo, fucklust! Ya mind not standing in front of the camera every fucking time!?
Asmo: But wouldn't you rather have a picture of something beautiful?
MC: I would. All the more reason for you to get the fuck out of my way!
Asmo: ... Are you saying, I'm not beautiful? Are you actually insulting ME?
MC: 'Oh how dare you! You hurt my feelings and called me out on shit! I shall kill you now!' If that's not petty, I don't know what is..
Asmo: .... You're not very nice.
MC: Like any of you have room to talk
-two days later-
Satan: Are you actually rejecting ME!? You!? A mere human!?
MC: Oh, cut the shit!! Satan! Why the flying FUCK would I make a pact with you! I'm making pacts to gain Lucifer's respect, NOT PISS HIM OFF MORE!!
Satan: Does it look like a I care!? I said to do it!
MC: And I said to fuck off! I'm not going through with this Satan!
Satan: I will cut of your nose and ears. Rip off your arms and legs. And feed you to a lower level demon!!
MC: Fucking go for it dude, I don't give a damn anymore. You lot are impossible to talk sense to, and this here proves it.
Satan: Don't you dare trifle with me!
MC: Y'all are just toddlers who cry when things don't go your way!
-when mc goes back in time-
Belphie: Aaww.. You don't know want a hug? Shame, I was hoping to share my happiness with you..
MC: Yeah, I'm sure you did
Belphie: What does that mean?
MC: I mean, you never did plan on walking out of this together, did you? You had always planned on taking me out and walking away yourself.
Belphie: ...... If you'd known that, why did you help me?
MC: Number one, THIS *gestures to door* was an ACCIDENT. Number two, I may or may not have made a mistake and I'm trying to fix it. Number three, Beel misses you so much. How can I not? So let's just walk away from this together and join the rest of the-!
Belphie: *starts choking the life out of them*
MC: Or just kill me, get it over with, and I won't have to bother with any of you anymore.
Belphie: With pleasure.
-When MC encounters Belphie once again in the time loop-
Belphie: How can a human have such a strong will to live.
MC: Because I am determined to tell each and every one of you how fucking stupid you all are.
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This is a lot longer than I intended it to be. I'm sorry I still don't know how to place the keep reading button (or whatever it is). I had quite a bit of fun writing this, I hope you have just as much fun reading it 😁
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Colson Baker Masterlist
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I - Worms are gross, and mornings are stupid
II- Broken Hearts & Restarts
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V - Since You Left, I’ve Been Holding on to a Memory
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I - If not now, then when
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III - #26. Learn to Skateboard
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