you just KNOW the genders this guy is rocking with are on a spectrum only percievable to shrimp
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Christmas flower ranchers!!!
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Jordan and Marie literally just fought until they started making out.
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The whole kingdom: Our Princess is SUFFERING 😭😭😭
The Princess: Just murdered this shiny creature so I can use it as bed sheets
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Expectation vs reality
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New goal for 2024: get shot with anti-satellite weapon to spawn a less traumatized version of myself to hug me and tell me I'll be okay.
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I'm thinking constantly about the Eyes Wide Shut podcast I listened to that suggested that the rumors about Stanely Kubrick becoming an agoraphobic shut-in late in life were vigorously contested by people who knew Kubrick. "Yes," They would say, "It is true that he doesn't leave his house. But, have you seen his house? It's incredibly nice. I wouldn't leave either."
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can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh. You always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless it's spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isn’t as fun when you’re not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile. Your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for every time you crossed my mind, i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are, and that's saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and-
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Macaulay Culkin, Terry Richardson
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Michael Sheen always looks like he's having a fantastic time doing everything he does and I have to admire that
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Yesterday on my way to the grocery store i saw a dude wearing shorts, cowboy boots and a leather jacket and i never felt such intense envy in my life
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LOOOL Tumblr updated its reporting system to say ‘Report Spam and/or Bot’ instead of just ‘Report Spam’.
Your days are fuckin’ numbered, SusieBiscotti729 23 New Jersey top .05% OF
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Ur sister is secretly mario wondering why ur torturing his bro
(JK LOL)
I mean, she is kinda Mario, but in her own way.
She's MY Mario.
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Cogswell’s Grant, Essex Massachusetts
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me & who
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selina kyle’s apartment in ‘batman returns’
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