#god i want to squish him

[bluegekk0]

plato’s man

#hollow knight #feral pk au #hk pale king #pale king #god i want to squish him #gekko.art

[miekasa]

when your children are still babies, they get so so upset when gojo comes home and doesn’t immediately pick them up. your baby has recently learned that the sound of the front door opening and closing usually signals the return of their father so tonight, when the door opens, your baby’s head perks up. when he finally takes his shoes off and makes his way into the home, he spots his little angel on the couch. “hi baby!” he coos at them with a smile on his face and his hands full with some packages. “let me go put these down and i’ll be right back!” he tries to explain, to which your baby just obliviously smiles at, just happy to see their father and know that he’s giving them attention. but when they realize that he’s leaving their sight and didn’t immediately pick them up… oh have mercy. it becomes a shit storm because who does he think he is?? to not give his baby all his time and attention! gojo comes running back into the living room confused as to why they’re crying but as soon as he picks them up, they stop crying and start giggling. what a dramatic little baby you’ve been blessed with. the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree ig

— doc dad levi anon

SHUT UPPPPP because you know Satoru loves the attention too, they’re a perfect match together bye. All you can do is stand, bemused, as Satoru picks up the baby and almost instantly quells his crying, rocking him back and forth before stretching his arms to hold the kid at eye level with him and cooing, “Oh, I’m sorry my love, I missed you too, soooooo much,” Satoru bends his arms to brush their noses together and grin at the giggles the baby emits, “You missed me too, yeah? Aren’t you the sweetest little thing, missing me like that? So precious.” Satoru covers the baby in kisses and sweet words for nearly five straight minutes and they both love to bask in each other’s attention (you have the videos to prove it).

Something kinda funny tho is… you’re 98% sure your son can tell that Satoru will give into quickest lmfaoo. Your baby cries sometimes when you have to leave him, sure, and can definitely throw a fit when he wants your attention—but he seems to know to cry (or squeal, or babble, or screech) on demand for his sucker of a father. Nanami, Shoko, Megumi, and Yuuta (your on rotation band of baby sitters) have noticed that the kid loves to be held and has no shame gesturing for it—but they’ve never experienced the baby crying when they so much as step away for a moment, unless he’s hungry or needs to be changed. You don’t have the heart to tell Satoru he’s being played tho, so you just let them have their moment <333 (not that it would matter, Satoru can’t stand to see your kid cry in any capacity, so he’d go right back to giving in; plus it’s a win-win in his book anyway: baby stops crying, and he gets cuddles from his son).

(Then again, you think the need and love for attention might just be genetic, because Satoru has cried big tears a handful of times just leaving you and your baby at home for a few hours).

#anonymous #satoru ‘i’m not crying i’m just. really fucking SAD OKAY I MISS THEM!!!!’ gojo #satoru: maybe my eyes are misty!! so what!!! there’s a lady and baby gojo waiting for me at home and i’m HERE! I HATE IT HERE!!!!!!!! #can we talk about your lineup of babysitters tho LMFAOO #you have basically a father number 2 (the one u call on the most bc let’s be real. why wouldn’t you) + the kid ADORES him #also you can leave the kid w nanami for like. more than a day shoukd something happen. he’s the best #he’s gentle he’s reliable he’s safe he just. best godfather fr #shoko who the baby is obviously Safe with in the literal medical sense but god she needs a nap more than he does LMFAO #baby seems to like her tho and she’s always like ‘i can’t believe this is /satoru’s/ spawn’ #megumi is basically the kids older brother for all intents and purposes and the baby loves him :( #megumi gets the most squishes (see gently smacked with a baby palm) and kisses and megumi just. allows it :((( so cute :((( #yuuta whos always like you..:. are you sure you want ME to babysit? and then is a natural bye #like wdym you got him to eat the steamed cauliflower AND not spill his yogurt AND only have one outfit change? #anon u make me YEARN #gojo x reader #satoru.ask

[balaclavacharles]

THIS IS EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER WANTED

#OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD #charles leclerc #CHARLES WITH DOGGOS #OH MY GODDDDDDDD #SCREAMMMMM #OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD #HELP I THINK IM ABOUT TO PASS OUT #LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT THE DOG LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT THE DOGGG #THEY'RE BOTH SO SOFT I WANT TO SQUISH

[soars22]

I think it would be incredibly cool if Rose ends up healing Phil’s wings at some point.

Like, they definitely wouldn’t be the same-I’m using the word “heal” very loosely here. He’s never going to have his old wings back, and that’s ok. It makes sense, with his hardcore lore; the Enderking takes, and Rose helps fill the void left behind.

So imagine that with Phil. Imagine the tattered rips and holes in his feathers held together with flakes of quartz and rose petals; imagine the places where his feathers are missing completely filled in with tough yet flexible vines; imagine a pair of wings that are made of two worlds, fit for a crow with a foot on each side.

Imagine the idea of Rose always being there to fly beside him within the wings she made.

#qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp rose #Phil’s lore is so interesting I want to squish him like a bug #heavy inspired by Battlecry for this one #‘we’re never gonna be the same as we have been before’ #and ‘it’s only gonna make you stronger as you heal the pain’ #the whole song really but those lyrics in particular #this crow can fit so much trauma inside him! #(please god get this man some therapy)

[howertism]

insane face card

#rob mcelhenney #i didn’t realise he and charlie were both in campfire stories!!! #project buddies awh #he was like 24 here which is wild he looks 19 at most #bless him #his eyes are so beautiful #shame that the rest of this movie is in like such god awful quality #this is like the only okay quality scene #he’s so cute #good lord #i want to pinch his cheeks #i want to squish him into oblivion #crumple him up into a tiny ball #cutest ever #mac mcdonald #going through rcgs old projects rn for crumbs #just something so insane to me how cute they are #charlie baso still looks the same #imagine the vibes if rob hadn’t contorted his body to such extreme lengths #don’t get me wrong fat rob was a cutie #why did he have to get ripped he cldve left it at that #botox too fuck botox

[ask-numberjacks]

I had this weird dream when i was a kid So I passed a shop who are sale some toy and a stuffed animal in my dad car what i Saw from the window i see a numbertaker but he was a plushie for now i wondering that dream count as nightmare or a fever dream

I think it would just be a dream. Unless while dreaming this dream, you were having a fever. Then it would be a fever dream.

But now Plushytaker exists!!!! Look at him he's sO CUTEEEEE AAAAAA

#numberjacks #digital art #numbertaker #plushy #dream #plushytaker #he's so SMOL. #and CUTE. #AGH I JUST WANT TO SQUISH HIM KGJSNJDRB/pos #puzzler would love him #for sure #oh my god i just realised the cat plush next to him unintentionally looks like parsnip

[engagemythrusters]

this is still the cutest ever thing, btw

#kanan jarrus #hera syndulla #sabine wren #chopper #garazeb orrelios #ezra bridger #star wars: rebels #god why is ezra so CUTE i want to squeeze him #zeb ur doin the right thing #squish him #god cuteness aggression really has me here huh.

[invizz]

he may be smol luffy

but he has big spot in ma heart

*sobs*

#one piece #luffy #monkey d. luffy #sun god nika #gear five #g5 #luffy gear 5 #i love him #our goofy god #i want to squish him #do a little monch #just a nibble

[kimasousparky]

i took one look at circus-themed merch and blew up (OH MY GOD CLOWN MICHI CLOWN MICHI)

#tokyo revengers #hanagaki takemichi #doodle #HE'S SO CUTE AND FOR WHAT?? #OH GOD I WANNA SQUISH HIM SO BADLY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #me giving him all sunshine energy he deserves while in this outfit #HE'S SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGHHHHHHHHH 😩😩😭😭😭😚😚😚😚💖💖💖💖💖💖💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💞💞💞💞💞💞💞 BABIE BOY BABIE #i want one of his balloons

[godofthestupid]

the man himself,my current brainrot

GAVIS BETTEL

#featuring my bettelionsona #this is defo self indukgenf and I mean can you blame me? #I wanna me squished by him like he squishes poor phantom #he's holding his 'dog' like a stress ball and I LOVE it #drawing the makeup was so much fun too #the lipstick was an idea I didn't think I could pull off #but I forgot it's Gods Blunder of course it'll look good on him #also the outfit is so #aljhedsdhdgckhgzbkjzhbkajhb #do I wanna wear it or see it on him the age old question #sensaki sensei cooked so good #so fucking good #absolut fashion designer #I want her to design me clothes tbh #the cape is so fucking pretty #and the HAT?! #AND THE SHIRT?? #perfection #I'm so normal about him #holostars #holotempus #fanart #art #digital art #vtuber #gavis bettel #illustration #bettelful #godofart

[pintsizeninja]

Since it’s canon now that Marko, Captain and Olli portray the “young” (~50 year old) versions of the Old Gods, I’ve been using these old Poets promo photos as references for what the Old Gods would’ve looked like back in the 1970s when they were in their late 20s/early 30s (assuming that Tor and Odin are about 80 during the events of AW2.) This is definitely how I envision them when I write my Old Gods fic.

It’s my headcanon that the “projections” we see in the Dark Place on In Between With Mr. Door are how they (except Bob, of course, that’s a whole mystery in and of itself) looked in 1988 when they struck the deal with Door and sealed their fates.

Yeah, I spend entirely too much time thinking about this shit. Thanks, Remedy.

#alan wake 2 #old gods of asgard #my fic #olli looks like such a baby and i just want to squish him #odin anderson #tor anderson #bob balder

[wampabampa]

i started dark urge play last night cause i wanted to take a break from Miz'ri gameplay and man do i literally hate everybody but wyll shadowheart and karlach JSJIVBS

#squish the goober #baulders gate 3 #rambles #bg3 #bg3 durge #i love them i really do but with durge im playing as if it was fr fr me like not as if i was the character #and #GOD THESE FUCKERS ANNOYING AS FUCK #esp gale #the amount of times i shove him and astarion off cliffs because they give me attitude #like nooooo way ur sitting there giving me shit when i SAVED UR ASS #I COULD KILL U RIGHT HERE RN DONT PLAY WITH ME WHITE MAN #They pissing me off sm idek who to romance #also im getting contacts!! yay!! #ive always wanted to have contacts because my glasses i feel always ate up my face #cause even though i dont draw myself with glasses i do infact have glasses and they are black and rectangular and i hate it #but hopefully my new glasses will make me feel better #im kinda iffy on them but i litterally just wanted something new and something to match my wisp concert outfit #which the colors are black dark dark blue and gold #so praying

[nikikikiko]

writing lavatune has made me realize he is so awesome

this is a lavatune appreciation post

love the rock n' roll guy he's great

#afk arena #afk lavatune #i love him #he's so #squishes him and his bass #HE'S SO FUN TO JUST ??? WRITE #rockers in general r just. so fun #he wants his fans (they're probably all hypnotized #siren man #) #he wants his music #and he wants to VIBE #and god damn i love him for it

[moonkyos]

get yourself a bestie who spams you with keita pics when you talk about him (there were a lot more I just chose my faves) 🥹🫶 @bigkpopstan

#🦇 draven #☾ keita #☾ evnne #god he's so cute #his lil nose scrunch i want to squish him #😭😭😭

[yoodokjas]

the glint in his eyes when he recalls the story he loves or smth

#orv #kim dokja #god hes so precious to me all things considered #i want to squish him

[wrathful-reptile]

i am not allowed to keep the g2s. i am not allowed to keep theg2s.

#BUT GODS I WANT TO KEEP GENLISEA #I want to draw him and give him lore and squish him under a rock until he's a plant pulp