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elitegameramy · 7 months

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His name is gort

#gort #isopod #isopods

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bladders-gate-three · 6 months

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So in act 3 of BG3 you get access to the Helldusk armor, right? Like you take the breastplate off of Raphael, and yoink the helmet and gloves from elsewhere in his house…

BUT WHERE ARE THE SHOES?!?

TURNS OUT THEY’RE IN THIS CHEST…. At the Foot of Enver Gortash’s stinky little bed!!!

This little shit spent all his time around Raphael, who clearly has control issues; the only thing he took with him were the shoes to a perfect set of armor.

Because armor with mismatched shoes looks dumb.

IMAGINE BEING RAPHAEL thinking: that little shit stole my amazing boots. And you think; he’s probably wearing them right now.

and then

AND THEN YOU SEE HIM WEARING THESE

THE AUDACITY.

Also his parents were cobblers and he now has the world’s ugliest shoes, but keeps some of the best greaves ever made in his toy chest. Double whammy.

#enver gortash #gort #gortash #bg3 #Wake up the new woobie jerkass lore just dropped #those are SPITE boots that he’s wearing #I don’t need your stupid shoes raphael #I made my own and they’re hideous #haha your shoes are in my closet and I never look at them WHAT A WASTE #Baldurs Gate 3 is full of that bitch energy #Smug Jackboots #Enver flymm

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theyshapedlikefriends · 15 days

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your pfp but in grey is the plushie i carry around with me, he's named gort and he's the mascot of the robotics team i mentor and a minor celebrity in online community (hey Tumblr users reading this if you happen to be a student from my team, i beg you not to follow me)

G O R T

#ask #awww the hjbuh #hjbuh #the hjbuh #gort #gort the isopod

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dodorimo · 1 month

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#gortash #gort #bg3 #bg3 screenshots #enver gortash #mine #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3

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humanoidhistory · 6 months

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The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)

#the day the earth stood still #gort #film #science fiction #sci-fi

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jiwoonsea · 5 months

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Gort Gort Gort Gort Gort

#my lovely wife enver gortash #my art #digital art #art #bg3 #fanart #digital sketch #baldurs gate 3 #lord enver gortash #gort #lord gortash #bg3 gortash #enver gortash #baldurs gate gortash #gortash #bg3 fanart

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fenrinnn · 3 months

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#baldurs gate 3 #fanart #bg3 fanart #bg3 #bg3 gortash #enver gortash #baldurs gate gortash #gortash #gort #lord gortash

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neuronflyeater · 6 months

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#ultrakill #oc #gogurt #gnogurt #gurt #gort #go gurt #gogourt #gurgurt

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lukadjo · 4 months

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Meet gort

#gort #frog #more like froggy #criminal

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elitegameramy · 11 months

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They hate it

#isopods #isopod #gort #anime art

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bladders-gate-three · 6 months

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Okay, it’s me, the person with the SHOE LORE.

I’m here with NOSE LORE.

(it’s my new thing)

Enver got a nose job.

(but not on purpose)

His nose, for anyone who watches boxing, is actually a rather distinctive symptom of repetitive facial trauma; the bridge thickens, even if the nose bones never break.