#halbarry ruined my life

[thwackk]

my ass will be like “idc abt romance at all. shit sucks lmao” and then all i ever draw is romantical intimate shit for fictional couples i made up in my head

#i SWEAR i draw other things. #it’s just that… #hghh #halbarry ruined my life #i love them both as individuals and together #but thinking abt them together is like a drug #they’re a virus listen #two sides of the same coin #mirrors of each other #soulmates in every sense of the word #platonic or romantic doesn’t matter it doesn’t exist #there isn’t a line #the love is there no matter what and that’s powerful #never been so whipped abt a ship in my entire life. why do THEY get to be special #huge possibility that i’m just lonely though #but alas. 🧍‍♂️ #their cringefail ways and fucked up beyond repair minds have captivated me

[roboticnebula]

trick or treat!

I give thee a treat!

A Wally and Hal snippet with background domestic Halbarry.

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Hal sprinted up the stairs and to Wally’s room faster than he ever had in his life. The fourteen-year-old sat cross legged on his bed, flicking through a comic book, and looked up completely unperturbed when he barged in, closed the door behind him – careful not to slam it – and leaned against it, as if to make sure it stayed closed.

“I’ll give you ten dollars if you take the fall for me,” said Hal.

Barry would discover the crime scene any second now, Hal had to negotiate quickly. Wally raised an eyebrow at him, very reminiscent of the adult speedster in question.

“What did you do?” he asked. 

“Nuh huh,” said Hal, “can’t tell you.” 

“Am I going to get grounded for it? I’m supposed to hang out with Roy tonight.”

“Me, I would definitely end up on the couch, yes, but you might have a chance.”

Wally crossed his arms over his chest.

“Forty,” he sniffed. 

“Forty,” hissed Hal, “you did it for twenty last time!”

“Inflation,” shrugged Wally, and how did he even know what that was, Hal wanted to know, “plus I’m saving for some new sneakers.”

Just then, Barry’s voice travelled all the way up from downstairs. “Oh my God! What happened here!” and that didn’t sound good at all. Hal was running out of time before Barry connected the dots and identified Hal as the culprit. He needed to act now.

“Fine, forty,” he agreed.

Wally grinned, jumped off the bed and lifted a hand towards Hal. 

“Twenty upfront, please!” 

Hal didn’t bother to protest, he fumbled with his wallet and by some miracle found enough crumpled bills for the payment. Wally tucked the money in his jeans pocket and nodded.

“OK, let’s go.”

Relief flooded Hal, and before he opened the door again to head back downstairs and hand Wally over to his fate, he squeezed Wally’s shoulders gratefully.

“Thanks,” he said intently, “you’re a good son.”

Wally rolled his eyes at him but he was still grinning widely, clearly amused by the whole debacle.

“Pops, you’re being dramatic,” he said. 

“Whatever, kid, now act contrite,” he ordered.

He whipped the door open, shouting for Barry that Wally had something to confess, and they headed downstairs to face the music.

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What did Hal do? Well, feel free to insert whatever mundane domestic mistake you want. I had in mind that he ruined an entire load of whites because he didn’t think it would hurt to throw in one of Wally’s red T-shirts in it. Barry has told him several times not to do this and yet… Wally gets away with it with a tutorial on how to do laundry, Hal would have been banished to the couch for the night.

Also, this is inspired by a video I remember seeing but cannot for the life of me find again: a dad barges into a room and asks his two sons which one is willing to take the fall for him. Is it from a show? A movie? An ad?? A tiktok?? I can’t remember so if anyone knows what I’m talking about, please link it below.

Thanks for the ask! Hope you enjoyed and have a great Halloweeeeen.

#hal jordan #wally west #barry allen #halbarry #trick or treat ask #my writing #my fics

[halbarryweekfeed]

Hazards of the Job/ Inconvenient Attraction/ “You gotta carry me, don’t you?” “Don’t I always in one way or another?”

Art:

@itemreceived: Hazards of the Job on Tumblr and Instagram

@candy-san1: Hazards of the Job on Tumblr and Instagram

@pulsar-1919: Hazards of the Job on Tumblr

summersolitudee: Got Your Back on Instagram

@chocolateteapotsvis: Hazards of the Job on Tumblr

@itemreceived: Got Your Back on Tumblr and Instagram

Fic:

Summer Halbarry Week 2023 by @ceeloilights

It starts in the Watchtower, where a love-stricken Green Lantern lounges. The rest is a blur.

Re: Product Placement by @chocolateteapotsvis

Subject: Green Lantern – Exclusive Brand Opportunity with Relationship Building Potential

Just the Two of Us (We Can Make It If We Try) Ch4 by@layspotatochipabs

A very important hazard of the job that's often overlooked or forgotten about within the superhero community. Hal and Barry ought to be more careful when in costume. People could get hurt.

Peak Romance is Drooling on a Pillow Ch3 by @lesbiansforhalbarry

Owl Furry is Trying to Ruin My Love Life

Entropy (Has Got Nothing on Us) Ch3 by @roboticnebula

Snapshots of Hal and Barry’s life together.

The World Is Ending But Somehow I Don't Mind by @unknownuncut

Running has always been a part of Barry’s life (both in his old world and in his new one) but they both come with a cost. The loss of a normal life which Barry had only a taste of before losing it all over again; his dad ended up in prison, being forced to remember past memories, and watching those around him grow older and wiser and smarter while he stayed the same old Barry Allan.

Well, that was until his nephew and boyfriend threw themselves into his life.

After Doomsday by @wandeel

The Man of Steel is dead...and Barry realizes that even Justice League heroes are vulnerable. Even Hal is vulnerable...

Halbarry Week So Far!

Day 1 Recap

Day 2 Recap

#halbarry #halbarry week #halbarry week 2023 #day 3 #daily summaries #fanart #fanfic

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Every time someone ruins it

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/5EulH7r by Wandeel "My problem remains the same, my love life is always ruined by someone !" Here we go again...Carol's getting a headache from rolling her eyes. "You're exaggerating again Hal." "Am I exaggerating ? Me ?! I hope you've got all morning off because I'm going to quote you every.fucking.example." Words: 5258, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 6 of HalBarry Week 2023 Fandoms: DCU, The Flash (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Barry Allen, Carol Ferris, Diana Prince, Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Lois Lane, Jim Jordan, Roy Harper Relationships: Barry Allen/Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Hal Jordan/Carol Ferris (formerly) Additional Tags: I'll never tire of giving Hal a hard time, Hal Drama Jordan is coming !! Run away !!! read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/5EulH7r

#IFTTT #bruce wayne #batman #the caped crusader #the dark knight #dcu #ao3 #ao3feed

[harold-thats-gay]

My favorite things in HalBarry fics is how they always had a crush on each other secretly since they were young but were never brave enough to come out or “ruin” their friendship so they just went on with different partners in their life… until the end, they just ended up going back to each other.

#it’s so close to their relationship in canon #halbarry

[emuchipmunk]

HalBarry Playlist

Vanilla Twilight // Owl City -  The stars lean down to kiss you / And I lie awake and miss you / Pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere / 'Cause I'll doze off safe and soundly / But I'll miss your arms around me

Soft To Be Strong // Marina -  I choose to love you without fear / No shame in being sincere / And I guess I've known it all along / The truth is you have to be soft to be strong / Finally, I feel the fear is gone / I found out love has to be soft to be strong

Up To You // Echosmith -  Don't wanna force you to be with me / I'll tell you the truth / But if there's too much to leave / Won't hold it against you / It’s all up to you 

Midnight Sun // Phillip Phillips -  Oh my friend / Look how time has changed / The cracks in our skin / Oh my friend / Let go of the fear that’s inside your head / So stay strong live on / And chase the midnight sun

When I’m Away // The Colourist -  When I'm away / You'll be all I ever think about / When I come home / You'll be all I ever talk about / When I'm away / You'll sing this song as you think of me / When I'm away, I'm away / Will you wait for me?

Happy HalBarry week y’all. This doesn’t go with any prompts but I don’t have a post for this playlist yet so...here we are. The YouTube playlist is here and the Spotify playlist is here. The rest of the songs are under the cut as usual!

Songs with lyrical relevance:

Human - dodie and Tom Walker

Co-Pilot - Andy Grammer

Dancing on My Own (Tiësto Remix) - Calum Scott

Someone To Stay - Vancouver Sleep Clinic

Come Down - Noah Kahan

Agape - Bear’s Den

Wake Me - Bleachers

Fallin’ For You - Colbie Caillat

I Like Me Better - Lauv

Would You Be So Kind - dodie

All of the Stars - Ed Sheeran

Better - OneRepublic

Only the Lonely Survive - Marianas Trench

Divide - Bastille

Oath - Cher Lloyd

Falling Like the Stars - James Arthur

I Don’t Wanna Break - Christina Perri

Fun songs to bop to

Timebomb - Walk The Moon

Want U Back - Cher Lloyd

There’s No Way - Lauv and Julia Michaels

Diplomat’s Son - Vampire Weekend

Worldwide - Big Time Rush

Heaven - OneRepublic

I Don’t Dance - Chad and Ryan (as it says on spotify)

You Got It (The Right Stuff) - New Kids On The Block

Tunnel Lights - Ocean Park Standoff

One Foot - Walk The Moon

Let’s Get Married - Bleachers

Never Really Over - Katy Perry

You Can’t Hurry Love - The Supremes

Karaoke songs they embarrass each other with almost daily

Quit Playing Games (With My Heart) - Backstreet Boys

Unbelievable - Owl City and Hanson

Potential New Boyfriend - Dolly Parton

You’re Beautiful - James Blunt

Different Colors - Walk The Moon

Marry You - Bruno Mars

Sad ones :(

Ruin My Life - Zara Larsson

Sick of Losing Soulmates - dodie

Talk Me Down - Troye Sivan

See You Soon - Jukebox the Ghost

Fear - OneRepublic

18 Years - Daughtry

Heartstrings - Jacob Lee

Tea’s childhood AU inspired

1,000 Light Years Away - Nick Popovich

Laughter Lines - Bastille

The Death of Me - Marianas Trench

Kids - OneRepublic

Why Don’t You Love Me - Hot Chelle Rae and Demi Lovato

Follow Your Fire - Kodaline

As usual, feel free to recommend songs for this playlist or any of the other ones I’ve made or just ask about my playlists. Enjoy!

#Hal Jordan #barry allen #halbarry #dc #playlist #mine

[ruensroad]

for the send me a ship thing, jaykyle? or maybe halbarry?

I had to do both because I LOVE THEM.

JAYKYLE:

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter Jason is the werewolf, Kyle is a hunter who Jason trees during a full moon night and promptly makes fun of him the next morning.who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman This is a tough one! I could see both, tbh. But if I were to write this, I’d go with Kyle being a merman trapped in Jason’s net and is utterly charmed by the man’s nonstop cursing as he cuts him free. Jason wouldn’t really be surprised, I don’t think, that merpeople are real. He’d be more irked his net is RUINED by a HOT FISH.who’s the witch and who’s the familiar Kyle is the witch and Jason is his fox familiar :D however, again, i can see this opposite, with Jason not thinking he’s cut out to be a witch at all but is found by this black cat who just wont LEAVE HIM ALONE.who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict Jason is the barista because, let’s be honest here, he would ROCK at mixing coffees. And Kyle’s an artist with a terrible sleeping schedule, I mean c’mon. His blood is more coffee than actual blood by this point.who’s the professor and who’s the TA Jason as the teacher! Jason, nerdy baby that he is, teaching Military History! And Kyle is his unfortunate TA with a HUGE CRUSH THE SIZE OF CHINA.who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss) This is another hard choice ahhh. There’s not enough Prince!Jason so I’ll go with that! I can see the Lanterns as something like a Kingsguard, with Kyle as his personal Shield. It would be magnificant.who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent Single parent Jason Todd gives me LIFE. Kyle would make an ADORABLE Elementary school teacher. Just imagine him teaching little kids to art! Jason wouldn’t stand a chance.who’s the writer and who’s the editor My nerdy son Jason would be a great writer, but he’d make a great editor too?? I think, if were to write this, I’d have Kyle being the writer and Jason just REDLINING THE FUCK OUT OF HIS DRAFTS.

HALBARRY:

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter First instinct would be to say Hal as the werewolf, because c’mon he’d be a sexy ass wolf. BUT I love going against norms and like Barry as a werewolf that’s jsut polite af. and Hal just standing there unable to hunt him because Barry is just SO NICE WTF. Hal as a hunter with a reputation of always getting his beast, and YET. THIS DUMB WOLF JUST. IS SO NICE.who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman Barry would make a beautiful merman, which is why I’d go with him being the fisherman! XD plus shameless Hal would shine in a fish body, I think. Barry just SO SORRY OMG when Hal gets stuck in his nets!who’s the witch and who’s the familiar Witch!Barry and Familiar!Hal :D Barry as a witch from a long line of witches and Hal as a fluffy doggo babe whos special power is cuddles!who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict Hal is the barista, hands down. Barry LIVES on coffee. Breathes coffee. Is coffee.who’s the professor and who’s the TA Barry teaching Forensics and Hal as his TA for extra credit and he’s SO LOST but CRUSHING HARD and Barry all flustered because Hal is HOT and SHAMELESS ABOUT IT.who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss) Again, like with Kyle, I can see the Lanterns being Knights, so Hal as Barry’s Knight in Shining Armor, yes pls. HOWEVER, the reverse would also be SO SO GOOD.who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent UGH THIS IS HARD. I can see both so well?? Barry as a single dad would be great though, with Hal being the PE teacher 8Dwho’s the writer and who’s the editor Hal is a writer and Barry is the editor totally FALLING IN LOVE WITH HIM THROUGH HIS WRITING SLAY ME

#ruenwrites #headcanons #jaykyle #halbarry #FIREFIGHTER BOYFRIENDS #asks

[thwackk]

i hate halbarry (<- they ruined my psyche and my life)

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Every time someone ruins it

by Wandeel "My problem remains the same, my love life is always ruined by someone !" Here we go again...Carol's getting a headache from rolling her eyes. "You're exaggerating again Hal." "Am I exaggerating ? Me ?! I hope you've got all morning off because I'm going to quote you every.fucking.example." Words: 5258, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 6 of HalBarry Week 2023 Fandoms: DCU, The Flash (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Barry Allen, Carol Ferris, Diana Prince, Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne, Lois Lane, Jim Jordan, Roy Harper Relationships: Barry Allen/Hal Jordan (Green Lantern), Hal Jordan/Carol Ferris (formerly) Additional Tags: I'll never tire of giving Hal a hard time, Hal Drama Jordan is coming !! Run away !!! via https://ift.tt/5EulH7r

#IFTTT #bruce wayne #batman #the dark knight #the caped crusader #gotham #dcu #dc #ao3 #ao3feed