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tamelee · 2 years
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“Caught you nii-san. No more “next time”.” For and inspired by @captnjacksparrow ask >here<
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mortyvongola2-0 · 2 years
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Itachi Birthday Headcanons
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Nobody asked for these but uh, here they are anyway. This man is like, literally perfection. He deserves so much and gets so little 😫
Not me pretending the massacre didn't happen
Little warning, references birthday blowjobs
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He remembers every birthday but his own. Especially Sasuke's birthday, he always makes sure to do something special for his little brother. But his birthday? Not anything special to him, treats it like just another day, though he enjoys when his family comes together to celebrate it even if he doesn't consider it to be a big deal.
You always ask him, "is there anything you want for your birthday?" And he never knows what to say. He has everything he wants. You, his family, the possibility of becoming the fifth Hokage, what more could he want? Maybe some sweet dango.
A week before his birthday, he goes on a long mission and doesn't get back until the day of. When he gets back to the village, he's tired, hungry, and missed you greatly. Again, his birthday is completely forgotten.
The Uchiha is startled when he gets home. You had thrown some confetti in his face and cheered, "surprise!" He had to blink away his shock before he fully registered what there was to be surprised about.
You were wearing his favorite dress, an elegant black dress that accentuated your best features but still left plenty for the imagination. There was a trail of rose petals leading from the front door to the bathroom. "Happy birthday!"
He couldn't help but feel his love for you grow. You had prepared a relaxing bath for him, rose petals floating in the scented water, a meal of his favorites that included sweet dango for dessert. You'd bought him a new book as his present and told him that you thought he'd be too tired to have a full family dinner to celebrate so you'd planned one for a few days afterward. Itachi felt so loved, your thoughtfulness more than he thought he deserved.
When you promised him another gift, one that could only be given with you on your knees and him with his head thrown back, he realized he couldn't have imagined a better birthday.
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He deserves nothing but the best honestly. Precious soft man.
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haricottes · 11 months
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Happy birthday to our beloved itachi 💖
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shisui-uchiha-anon · 11 months
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And there they are, two ghosts dancing in the graveyard. They are unaware that they are dead. They do not realize, that they are just the souls of the two people. Two people who lived, who are forgotten, on whose bones are not even a speck of dust anymore.
But they laugh now happily reunited, no one can hear them laugh, no one can see them. Twice a year, they meet for a brief moment. Before they turn into nothing again. They can't even touch each other, fingers just pass through the hand of the other. A phantom kiss upon the cheek, before joy turns into tears.
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"Happy birthday Itachi" But the dead do not celebrate birthdays. This is just a gift from their goddess. Even in death, they are not allowed to reunite. The taller figure departs first, while the younger shorter follows, into the woods where they met for the first time. In the depths of lonely woods, where their youth was stolen from them.
"Don't cry we shall meet one more time. When this forest is white and full of snow, my soul will wait for you in the river."
Days melt into months, months into years. But locals still talk about the two boys. Who would appear every June 9th and every October 19th....
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tatsumessy · 2 years
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I like your pfp
THANK YOU MY LOVE ❤️
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crowofdreams · 11 months
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Happy Birthday Itachi !
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theheirofthesharingan · 11 months
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you're just always posting something gloomy itachi wise. his birthday is cause for celebration and the rest of the fandom is celebrating. don't be a negative nancy.
Sorry for disappointing you. :(
I'm sure Itachi is happy in afterlife and has his parents and Shisui with him, healing from the scars, and watching over Sasuke.
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sadseraphart · 11 months
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has this been done yet? happy birthday, itachiii!!
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sweetyaoigirl · 2 years
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Random Uchiha: Uh hey Do you know what day it is ?
Shisui: Of course I know. Today is the day when a beautiful boy was born. He was born under the sun of light. He grew up to be the most hottest uchiha in the clan. His voice is like honey and his hair is smooth like-
Random Uchiha: I was just asking what day it is. Not when your boyfriend was born...
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itachianon · 11 months
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Happy birthday, little one. Some bread for your crows and cake for you. 🍞🎂
*Itachi is slightly surprised from hearing the word ‘Little One’ but smiles* Thank you.
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chaotic-narufan · 2 years
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Happy Birthday to my husband!! I really really love you so much and wish you all the happiness in the world. thank you for everything you've done so far, dear ⭐💖😔
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mrsbakashi · 2 years
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happy birthday emo boy! i love you lots
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yes, i'm spamming y'all with itachi content because it's his birthday and he deserves love and he lives rent free in my mind. love him 💙
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svfttachi · 2 years
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A one shot for Itachi?!? Birthday special?!?
OF COURSE! i legit spent some of my actual birthday on sunday writing for him, especially, and i'm genuinely proud of myself cause it's super cute!! it'll come out tomorrow though, so be on the lookout!
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kylieisreal · 2 years
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happy birthday to tobiramas favourite uchiha/the akatsukis number one emotional abuser!
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theacstories · 11 months
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June 9th is the birthday a shinobi with a complicated life, Itachi Uchiha! Happy birthday and rest in peace.
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liss-art · 9 months
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Uchiha week. Day 7. Happy birthday, Sasuke!
Let your dreams come true!
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I almost late again
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