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caleohateclub · 13 days
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Peter Spankoffski in another universe
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Ted Spankoffski in another universe
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Oh, I can tell you exactly how he became one
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prof-ramses · 4 months
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Hey, fellow Hatchetfield fans! You seen this magnificent bastard?
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He's named after the Hokey-Pokey.
THAT'S the pun in his name.
You're welcome.
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vesperione · 3 months
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Otherwise known as part 3 of the “marry me in the morning” saga centred around Ruth, Richie and their son 🫶🫶
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cherrieguroo · 2 months
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was rewatching honey queen for totally non-ship related reasons and?? can we talk about her?? why is she so pretty. who even is she.
ANOTHER ONE?
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pretty unnamed women that appear for like 10 seconds each... save me
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poisonheartfrog · 7 months
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Steph hangs out a lot with Alice and Deb to smoke and complain about Grace. People say that she and Alice look alike enough that they could be sisters and they two of them always just reply "I don't see it"
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slautertm · 25 days
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nothing will be funnier to me than the spotify dj playing what if tomorrow comes and count down ending not with what if tomorrow- but instead playing the overture of the little mermaid
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infected-paul · 3 months
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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE BECKY BARNES???
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amazingmsme · 5 months
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This is for basically whatever hatcherfield/spies are forever characters you wanna write for!
How do you think they would react in those few seconds when they know theyre about to be tickled
Got a lot of characters to talk about so buckle up!
Curt: giggles & backs away & tries to talk himself out of it but he just digs his grave deeper
Owen: has this cute lil nervous smirk, eyes darting to every possible exit as he tries to come up with an escape plan but by then it’s too late
Tatiana: straight up deer in the headlights, spitting out threats til the last second
Now onto Hatchetfield! (Under the cut cause this got long)
Paul: his eyes get as wide as saucers & he holds his hands out in front of him while backing away & tries to change the subject
Emma: slowly backs away & threatens you, but she’s smiling the whole time
Bill: curls in on himself with the biggest grin you’ve ever seen & chuckles nervously (YES there’s a difference between chuckles & giggles)
Charlotte: bites her lip to hide her smile & tries to act like she doesn’t want you to tickle her she is a bad actor
Ted: lips twitch in a nervous smirk & he holds a hand out to keep out at bay but when he realizes you’re actually set on tickling him he gets this adorable “oh shit” look & books it
Tom: doesn’t actually believe you’re gonna tickle him so he just stands there all smug, but the realization slowly dawns on him & by the time he turns to run it’s too late
Becky: is all giggles & gets really jumpy & runs away so you’ll chase her, stops to make sure she’s being followed & does the cat & mouse thing where you keep a piece of furniture between you & mirrors your movements to stay away until she lets herself get caught
Linda: scoffs & makes vague “do you KNOW who I AM” threats & her voice gets higher pitched the closer you get
Alice: clams up & just STARES at you hoping T-Rex logic will work here & if she just doesn’t move she’ll be ok
Deb: panics & tries to tickle you first (is easily caught by the wrist & taught a lesson)
Peter: tucks his arms close to his sides & curls in on himself, giggling the whole time & trying to talk himself out of it
Steph: backs away with a huge smile, anxiously looking away & back at you
Richie: rambles on about how this is a bad idea, he’s totally gonna hurt you if you even try! Seriously don’t even think about it!
Ruth: starts stuttering & backing away, looking everywhere for an exit while having an internal battle about whether or not she should just let it happen because then at least someone would actually touch her but by the time she decides it might not be worth it, her fate is sealed
Grace: insists she isn’t ticklish as you slowly get closer & her voice gets higher pitched & more frantic as she realizes you really don’t believe her
Max: has this goofy ass dopey grin & laughs like “go ahead, try it & see what happens” partly because he really thinks he’s that invincible & partly because he really does want to see what happens!
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bibi-kin-help · 4 months
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💕 Come One Come All!! 💕
Inbox: 0/10
My name is Bibi Ragatha Reden (she/it/they/killer/queen)
Hello, welcome to my kinhelp blog! I made this blog to help every kin, irl or fictive that may need it! This blog is is ran by a Beatrice Luna Reden (I Love Amy) introject!!
DNI if: Queerphobic, Racist, Pedophile, Proshipper, and anti-kin, anti-irl or anti-fictive people
I will list the sources i accept request from and the services i provide below, please note that i do not take requests from any Nicholas Reden for Source reasons. Thanks for understanding.
Sources 💕
I Love Amy (Obviously)
Total Drama
Danganronpa
Portal
Team Fortress 2
Homestuck
Sonic The Hedgehog
Undertale
Deltarune
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Chainsaw Man (Part 1)
Super Mario Bros
Adventure Time
Fionna and Cake
Ok K.O
Komi Can't Comunicate
Inanimate Insanity
Hatcherfield Trilogy
One Punch Man
Services I Offer 💕
Epithet Erased
Dungeon Meshi
Icons
Matching Icons
Headers
Edits (of oficial art/scenes only)
Tarot Readings (3-5 Cards)
Pendulum Readings (Yes/No)
Playlist (15 Songs)
Canon Calls
Kin Advice
Shuflemancy
Moodboards
Drawings
All of the Above for Au and Non Canon characters
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reapcykes · 1 year
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility to Cammie and Juno Hatcherfield, the two awesome siblings who run the Magic Star cafe!
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gigi-smyth · 4 months
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{Hello! This is a Hatcherfield RP blog!}
This blog is run by @gingersmidge
Please do not use NSFW while interacting with me, other than that I am comfortable with most things. Though I will tell you if I’m uncomfortable with something and you’re free to ask!
OOC (out of character) will either be in (this) [this] or {this}.
That’s about it, have fun! I know I will!}
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gmanwhore · 5 months
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Homestuck would need to be like. A saga of musicals like Hatcherfield
Each act would have to be it's own thing
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Eddie Chiplucky is 100% the name of a gambler.
Note for everyone saying maybe Eddie is Ed: Papa Ed is described as a local woodworker - so who knows! Interesting being a woodworker in Hatcherfield though! In a place where you're not supposed to cut down the trees!
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readbyred · 3 years
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One very important gesture - Hatcherfield favourites pt.1
This one is very specific because it’s very late when in writing this, or should I say early, and I have this scenario in mind where I take characters I like writing and have their s/o do something for then that they weren't expecting but needed; this work is unedited
Alice
“So the she (the vampire lesbian) just takes-” she passed realizing how a simple ‘how are you?’ just turned into a big monologue about her new project. Great now you’ll think she’s weird! Not giving you time to respond and just rambling like a maniac about undead murder lesbians. And if you found out she actually based the coffee shop owner’s character on you- that whole thing was am embarrassing mistake and she should have learned to shut up by now. If no one’s asking about her play then there’s literally no reason to shove it down people’s throats. That's the most pathetic thing she could do “geez, sorry for the ramble”
“No, no, please continue! I enjoy hearing you talk about things you like” smiling you look at her expectantly to continue her tale adding “i should be thankful America’s next most successful playwright is sharing her ideas with me”
Putting down her phone completely Alice looked at you wide eyed and you half expected to see those anime girl sparkle appear around her irises. She then looked away timidly smiling and putting her soft small hand atop of yours. After the pause ended she continued. Still smiling “so then she grabs the gun and[...]”
Lex
Lex cringed at her reddened face in the mirror, the aftermath of a crying session wrapped in your arm. She was scared, she felt very drained and lonely lately. But no matter what she had to keep her brave facade for Hannah.
“You alright?” you asked from your room seeing how your girlfriend only went to wash her face but was taking a very long time to come put of the bathroom.
“Why does it always go to shit like that?” sighing she fell back down of your bed “I really want her to have a better life but so far I'm doing nothing help”
“No, Lex” she expected to see pity when she turned to look you in the eyes but instead she was met with a sympathetic look “you’re doing enough and I know it's hard but I swear you are not alone in this”
As corny as it sounded it did paint a weak smile on her lips as she wrapped her hands around your torso lightly kissing your cheek
Lucy
The first date was going swell but you could tell the British woman across the table was getting distracted glancing at her phone.
“Is something wrong?” cocking your head you examined your date as her head snapped back up to look at you like a deer in headlights. She must have thought she was being sneaky with looking into her purse but she definitely was not.
“Oh! Sorry for that” avoiding the answer she sent you an apologetic smile.
“I won't press but did something happen?”
“No, not really. But if I told you, you’d just leave me here and call me crazy” she took a sip of her drink but despite her words she continued “Have you heard the ‘legend’ of the Ape Man who lives in the forests nearby?”
“So it is true that you’re looking for him” his could you not have heard the colourful stories about the creature, after all this town was where you grew up in and just like every child you too we're scared into obedience by tales of the beast that could lurk just outside your window. They didn't scare you but many of them stayed in your mind, vivid as ever.
“So you knew before you asked me out?” her eyebrows travelled almost all the way up to her hairline.
“Don’t get me wrong but those rumours were the reason I approached you in the first place...” looking away nervously you did not get the reaction you anticipated.
“Wait, really? I’m flattered, I really am” she smiled at your confusion “would you like to hear me talk about it then? I... I haven't had anyone to share my research with, in a while, and my ex-fiance wasn't very keen on the subject, you could say”
Nodding happily you took a sip of you hot chocolate listening to everything she had to say, seeing your date grow more excited as you followed along and asked questions about what she had to say
Emdroid
Walking over the bridge you stopped noticing that your partner had stopped to look over the railing. Here, some moths ago you helped her dump the bodies of her ‘human prototype’ as you called her and that man, her ex-fiance, who decided to be a bother and call off the wedding upon learning her identity.
She was the mastermind in your duo, way more confident about your crimes than you were. Yet she was still cursed with an awfully human mind and was no stranger to feeling doubt. And so as soon as you noticed her brown and blue eyes gazing into the black unforgiving mass of water underneath you knew what she was thinking.
“You know that we did the right thing, right?” approaching you put down your one hand next to hers on the railing and wrapped the other one around her, giving her sort of a light side-hug “she didn't use her life, you did a lot more than she could ever accomplish. You deserve happiness too”
Squeezing her shoulder lightly you felt her head lean on your (shoulder/head) as her small hand landed atop of yours. It was Sunday evening and it felt eru good news is t to rush and just stand there, with her, thinking.
Bonus for Starr that she gave me the idea for (I literally wrote nothing on my own here so all credit to @stopgettingonmynerves )
Ethan
After sneaking into the drive-in theatre at the outskirts of Hatchetfield, one of your personal favourite places in this small boring town, you took your favourite spot waiting for the film to start. You were really excited when you heard they would be playing “the rope” as you enjoyed revisiting it every chance you got. Sort of a weird comfort movie but your boyfriend didn't seem to mind. You felt a bit guilty actually with how much you mentioned it because ever since them Ethan went beyond himself to get some money and get you there legally. But it didn't work out and he had to resort to your usual plan. He wasn't very wealthy to say the least but it was never something that mattered to you. Yet it clearly embarrassed him, it was clear in the way his expression always changed to shameful when you two did something like that. It seemed that he (falsely of course) believed that if he didn't treat you to all those things you’d think less of him.
Finally, you couldn't bare to look at how he did all this and how he made himself feel about not doing more and when you cuddled into him, still waiting for the movie to start you leaned in and said to him quietly “You really don't gave to do this, you know? I know you don't like to sneak in every time and lie your way out of trouble. So please don't. You are worth much more than what you give and you don't have to ‘buy’ yourself space to exist in this relationship... please”
You weren't met with any verbal response but you felt him grip you tighter and rest his chin on your (head/shoulder).
Henry
“What is it?” you practically forced your way into his house frantically. When in the middle of the night your partner called you that there's been an emergency you rushed to get to him. But there he stood, fine as ever.
“I just had a revelation dear!” he said but it didn't go unnoticed that he had snuck around you and as he took your coat he was most likely trying to lock the door “come in and take a sit next to Alexa! How moronic of me not to think about this solution! So, it's about the ‘workin‘ boys’ I-”
“Henry” you stopped his rambling “is that why you called me to get here?”
To your surprise the man scoffed as if the answer was obvious.
“How else was I supposed to get you to come?” now it was your time to look at him baffled. You were extremely worried that he was hurt and for what?
“You could have just told me you wanted to talk, I would gladly listen to you” you explained making him freeze like a deer in the headlights.
“That's absurd!” the man objected “It never works! If I didn't use half truths i would never get an audience”
“Look, I'm not Emma or Ted” you responded taking a deep sigh “I'm with you now and I’ll gladly listen to what you have to say. Just... No weird lies and schemes from now on, alright?”
A genuine smile stretched his lips as he led you to his cozy kitchen “you certainly are a peculiar companion, I must say. But truly, the best one I could ask for. So! As I was saying [...]”
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coldairballoons · 4 years
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yall: *cosplay hatcherfield characters* me, looking at my Ethan cosplay: s h o u l d i?
DO IT DO IT HOLY FUCK DO IT
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charm-shitposts · 5 years
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oooh boy here comes a headcanon
Black Friday happens quite long after TGWDLM. The whole island has been infected by the musical virus, but they were not able to leave the island because they cannot swim that long (they still have human abilities). The military was appointed to clean up the island. All of the aliens were killed and burned. They did all they could do to eliminate all traces of the blue shit. After a while, people started to come back to Hatcherfield, out of nostalgia, they had nowhere else to go... eventually they stopped thinking about the invasion.
Except for...
Uncle Willy! He tried to find the blue shit for decades. Finally, he manages to steal a bit from a top secret government lab and uses his genius to reproduce it and put it in children’s toys. Correctly used, the blue shit produces songs that are extremely appealing to human ears and people go batshit crazy for it. And that’s the origin story and the rest is well, what actually happens in Black Friday.
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