#hbd tommy!!!!

[sunsetsixx]

happiest birthday to my forever favorite frontman. the sleaziest, sweetest, bleached blonde barbie there ever was.

happy 63rd to vince fucking neil.

❤️‍🔥🤘🏻👅🎤🌟🥵

#ITS BABES DAY TODAY #IF YOU SEE THIS YOU ARE LEGALLY OBLIGATED TO TWEET HIM HBD #SORRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES #HOPE HE HAS THE BEST DAY IN THE WORLD #LOML #vince neil #motley crue #nikki sixx #tommy lee #mick mars #the dirt #mötley crüe #the stadium tour

[maxverstappensflatbrim]

Happy Birthday, Matty

(these are 100% the pics Tommie would post for him for his bday)

#show me yours matty healy #Matty Healy #happy birthday roddy #tommie would make some cheesy annoying post but it would actually be really heartfelt and he’d secretly cry to it #anyway hbd Matty

[katelemonteasims]

#it's february 6th #tommy february6 #Spotify #hbd tomoko kawase #one of my favorite jpop albums too #her other alter ego tommy heavenly6 if you like pop punk

[covetyou]

is there any Santa/Cupid Joel lore you'd be willing to share?

it's a totally normal question i'm not unhealthily obsessed with him or anything

lore you say? I have baubles and stupid cupid lore. more in egg hunt at the end of March too.

word count: 722 warnings: sex toys, brotherly shenanigans, these two things are related but very much not in an incest way don't worry. summary: What started as a simple joke from the youngest Miller brother quickly turned into a... beloved brotherly tradition.

The first time he'd gotten one of those gifts it had been his birthday. He never got anything, from anyone, so when he opened his front door to see a present lying there with his name on it, he'd been wary. When he saw it was from Tommy, he was even more apprehensive. So, he did the only logical thing and left it in the garage until he could open it in a disposable coverall later that night, just in case.

Of course, he looked like a total dick stood in his garage in a coverall at midnight holding anal beads of all fucking things, staring at a chicken scratch of a note from his dearest fuckin' baby brother:

if you won't bring someone into your bedroom, maybe you gotta bring something. hbd brother.

Tommy may have been right, but Joel didn't think anal beads were that thing he was looking for. By the next afternoon, the beads were carefully hung from Tommy's rearview mirror.

And so began the long, tiring, tradition of gift giving and gift returning between the Miller brothers.

On Thanksgiving, Joel slipped Tommy a baggy of finger cots, giving him a heavy slap on the back and telling him he found his size. The next week, the tiny white condoms were neatly pulled over the ends of every single one of Joel's tools.

That Christmas Joel was the not-so-happy recipient of an edible chocolate Clone-a-Willy kit. He was almost tempted to try it out - to cast his cock in the tube just so he could take it out and look at it properly from every angle. He cast his middle finger instead, handing it to a gleeful Tommy on New Years Eve.

For Valentine's day, Joel damn near gave Tommy a heart attack, and ruined the end of what was, until that point, a very good date. He knew he should've kept it to the couch, but damn if his date didn't deserve the full Tommy Miller Experience. Apparently, that also included seeing the blow up sex doll tucked neatly into his bed. He never did hear back from her after that night.

Of course, what Joel didn't know is Tommy had stashed a pink heart shaped butt plug on his dresser, only noticing the thing weeks later when Sarah pointed it out before Joel could sweep it into a drawer and tell her to get going or she'd be late for school. Tommy groveled until Joel didn't quite want to kill him any more, and the butt plug lay forgotten in the bottom of his sock drawer.

Tommy's birthday brought him some vibrating nipple clamps - clamps that Joel never saw or heard about again, save for a thank you and a thumbs up from his brother one day on a job.

For his birthday that year, a full 365 days since this whole thing started, Joel received maybe the most baffling gift of all. A dildo for his balls. Apparently. Now, Joel wasn't a church going man - hadn't been since their parents had given up with it all when they were kids - but he couldn't help but think that maybe his brother needed Jesus.

This one, he was almost tempted to keep. Not that he had anyone to use it with, and it most definitely was not a solo use gift. He opened it, tried to figure it out, even watched the instructional video, before settling on sticking it on top of Tommy's Christmas tree at the end of the year.

But, when he pulled up outside Tommy's place on Christmas Eve it looked, and sounded, like he had company. Not one to cockblock his brother again (at least one of them was gettin' laid) Joel headed back home, toy hidden away in his Santa sack. It was still the right side of midnight when he drove down his street, noticing once again that house with the sparkling Christmas tree, totally bare of any decorations. One look to the back of his truck, ornaments from a house clearance still stashed in a box that he had yet to find a home for, and he made up his mind. Parking up and walking down the street, draped in red velvet with a bag filled with jangling plastic ornaments, he stepped up to your door...

#coveted fics #joel miller x reader #joel miller smut #never forget the balls #pedro pascal characters #joel miller fanfiction #coveted asks #fic: dress up joel

[buddieisgoingcanon2024]

I don't think Tommy is Buck's endgame but we'll be with him for a long time because the 9-1-1 page just followed him. I told y'all but everybody was calling me "negative anon"

HBD E

Thanks for the birthday wishes anon. I had a lovely day.

[martini-time]

I can’t believe Shanola didn’t comment on the HBD post.

This is absolutely not surprising. Shanola loves L only when she comes to their parties, the rest of the time she doesn't care about her lol

And no one else wished L a happy birthday! No one lol

Under Steve's post Emma and Michael (Tommy) wished Sarah a happy birthday, even John Wells liked the post(!)

#time to tea #layla #Shanola

[hyzakimik]

Happy birthday Besha dear🫶 #hbd #besha #six #fyp #littlegirl #jan10 (at Tommy & Sons) https://www.instagram.com/p/CnPcHCLpmqZ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#hbd #besha #six #fyp #littlegirl #jan10

[wora2519]

1oct2022 #netjames at hbd party Tommy's

[thenfl]

Carolina Panthers: HBD Tommy...

rawchili.com

#Carolina #Carolina Panthers #Football #National Football Conference #National Football Conference South Division #National Football League #NFL #North Carolina #Panthers

[thunderbottle]

post-exile tommy my beloved

(reblog pls&thx!)

#tommyinnit #dream smp #dsmp #post-exile arc #mcyt #art #fanart #character sheet #hbd tommy!!!! #i hope he has a good birthday 2day

[bahrmp3]

Tommy Martinez as Gael Martinez in Good Trouble 1x07

Happy birthday, @halalgirlmeg

#good trouble #tvedit #goodtroubleedit #tommy martinez #halalgirlmeg #my stuff #mine: tv #mine: good trouble #hbd!!! p2 :)) #nudity cw jic??

[ramona-thorns]

Happy Birthday to this fine specimen.💜💜

I cannot believe he's 40+. damn. look at this gentleman.

#hbd cillian murphy #cillian murphy #cillian murphy birthday #tommy shelby #thomas shelby

[maryonacross-mp3]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMMI!

23/06/2021

#hbd tommi #sweet bby drummer boy #tommi lalli #blind channel #this is the first time i'm posting my art anywhere on the internet so i'm kinda nervous but i wanted to honour the bday boy in my own way #anyways #ofc i had to draw him in the esc outfit #a glorious look #also #was this just an excuse to take a photo of my violent pop cd? maybe #my art #⛧

[cha-mae]

people just keep feeding this child’s ego

...

and its perfect

#lmfao tommy got THE ROCK #to say hbd #im crying #this is beautiful #tommyinnit #dsmp #dream smp #dsmpblr

[autumnalstardust]

Happy 68th birthday to one of the most talented guitarists, singers and songwriters of all time, Tommy Shaw! Him and the music of Styx have influenced me so much in the past few months, and I’m so grateful for them being a part of my life. I love you so much Tommy and I hope you have a wonderful birthday today. 🎸🥳🎂🎉💞

#HBD TOMMY ILYSM KING #tommy shaw #styx #styx band #guitarist #classic rock #70s #happy birthday #my fave #my post