#he needs to be thirsted over

[moominsuki]

something something shidou is a sex fiend so when you guys first start dating, you tell him that you want to wait a little while longer until you guys do the deed and in any other situation with any other girl, he’d bail because who’s holding sex over his head? but he’s really, really into you and wants to prove to you that he has some level of self-restraint and your tits aren’t always on his brain.

he lasts two months before you feel like he’s paid his due diligence. amen to that.

#you corner him and tell him you wanna fuck #it’s game over his eyes open up like saucers #he probs cums in his pants before you can even do anything #i love himmmm so much i need him #✎𓂃stamped: (blue lock)。°˖⌕ #shidou smut #shidou x reader #bllk smut #blue lock smut #✎𓂃uma thirsts。°˖⌕

[void-screams-screeches]

Open letter to the Avatar (TWOW) fandom:

Hello! Media literacy is free, please utilize it.

Thank you!

#RANT IN TAGS IF YOU WANNA READ IT: #yes this is about spider #and the simps over the minors #and the regular adult characters in general #i've seen thirst traps over neteyam's literal dying moments #insert that one post about how people are literally skipling over the impact of his death #and not really analyzing it further beyond 'lost a hot character' #(just like real indigenous people's deaths) #and also spider's treatment in the fandom? #fills me with SO MUCH RAGE #because he's a literal TEENAGER but people are acting like he needs to be hunted down and killed #some people have literally said that he should die over neteyam #what the hell #i hope neteyam isn't even in the third movie #i like the character and everything but you CANNOT convince me hos character is more interesting than spider's #avatar #avatar the way of water #avatar twow #atwow #spider socorro #neteyam sully #lo'ak sully #kiri sully #jake sully #avatar (2009) #neytiri #ao'nung #i am very ready for the haters btw #this fandom irritates me to no end #and i literally hyperfixate on it for MONTHS on end sometimes

[chrollohearttags]

ace on my brain so heavy, I’m actually ill omg

#I don’t need another dark haired dead man to simp over #my WattPad days was filled with nothing but thirst for him #even though I hadn’t gotten past alabasta dodjdjfh #portgas d ace #ace one piece #he’s so hot my lord

[420jimmyuso]

every week its the same thing but hes so PRETTY .. so addicted to this boy ill rub his cum on my gums like coke

#wwe #damian priest #the judgment day #the judgment day wwe #wwe raw #monday night raw #raw #hes so pretty #my babygirl #who else thinks me and damian should kiss #sorry #i need him carnally #my bad #is it rlly wwe if i dont thirst over damian ??

[gemsgamegems]

It's always "I love you" and never--

idk what else I can say that's coherent enough for a review.

I love this game.

I LOVE. This. Game.

I have to go back and get the other endings.

But like...fuck.

FUCKING SHIT 😫😫😫😭

#vn: a date with death #two and a half studios #post type: rambling #post type: gaming brain rot #post type: thirsting (affectionate) #major spoilers in the tags so stop reading if needed but um #the fact that his name is casper #and I instantly was like OMG LIKE THE GHOST?!?! #and then I'm instantly reminder of the 1995 version #aka the ONLY valid version #and the line where Kat is falls asleep on him #and he whispers “can I keep you?” #and I have been thinking about that for like all my life #and now i'm an adult still losing my shit over a DIFFERENT casper stttoooppp

[merakiui]

I just... I just want to indulge Riddle's breeding kink. I want to tell him how much I want him to fill me up and how I want him to make a baby with me. How good dad he'd make and how my fertile womb is ready to create life. Please impregnate me mr Riddle, you can do it as often as you'd like, even after you succeed <3

orz this is the dream life!!!! Why should I think of anything else when I can just be Riddle's devoted wifey who he fills every single night instead!!!!

Tell him all of those things and he's gone. Ascended. Roll end credits. orz sometimes he's so predictable because you know those lines are like the finishing moves to slay the final boss, so all you need to do is give him bedroom eyes, whine so salaciously about how you want him to knock you up, breed you like an animal, make you a mommy, stuff you full with lots of cum, etc and it gets him every single time hehe. >:D

And since he's not the best at cooking, maybe you can cook lots of delicious things for him!!! Wear nothing but an apron while you're pregnant and it is a sight that sends blood rushing to his face and his dick all at once!!!! Counter sex with him!!!!! UUUUUUWUWUWAAWAAAA..... orz I think he gets really good at eating you out the more times he does it. And I also think he loves to role-play. >:)

Riddle is so beloved. T_T <3 just imagine he takes you to the NRC reunion years later and everyone sees how very pregnant you are and !!!!!!! I know Azul is seething knowing Riddle has such a cute lover while he is still alone and sad and a loser and so pathetic and has no maidens on land or in the sea and no fish and nothing and is still a scummy, sleazy tako with no one in his life and he's always a loser!!!!!!! (really cutting into Azuzu with that one;;;;;; forgive me, tako. >_<) but Riddle loves you so much and he's so proud of you and I think he secretly likes showing you off at these gatherings so everyone knows that your pregnant belly is his work and he did that to you and no one else could ever have you in the ways he's had you!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaa orz I'm down so bad for Mr. Riddle.

#meraki thirsts #scaranya #n/sfw #tw: breeding #tw: pregnancy #i see riddle and it's over for me </3 #knock me up six ways to sunday please!!!! >v< #AND JADE OOOOO JADE JADE JADE OTL #he hits so different #with floyd he's cute and sometimes you want the occasional filthy depraved sex #but jade... only the most rough gross filthy sex please orz something about him just incites lust >:( #i need to ride him until he's crying!!!! i need to see him on his knees so desperate and pathetic wipe that annoying smirk off his face #by sitting on it!!!!!! <3 #anyways ^^;;;; hi hello i am so normal about these men

[hushbats]

Everyone out here wants to fuck Buggy the clown but I just want to adopt him. That's my baby boy right there!

#quit thirsting over my son #jk #he needs all the love he can get #one piece #buggy #buggy the clown #opla

[penelopwgarcia]

my dear fucking god when I get to heaven please let me bring my man

#i dont know where he is i just needs to thirst over this man here too #the open shit #THE OPEN SHIRT #the ARMS #hunter doohan

[khihi]

EVIE!! I feel like if this photoshoot just revealed a well kept secret and people are suddenly opening his eyes, meanwhile we've been screaming about how hot Jure is for so long and just ajsbdnxkdnsosns

sorry i'm feeling so insane and i can't form any coherent words atp

"oh he's hot 😳" YEAH!! WE KNOW!!! WE TOLD YOU SO!!!! WELCOME TO ENLIGHTENMENT, GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US, MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME!!!!

yeah obviously he's a cutie pie ray of sunshine kitten of course, bUT HE'S ALSO

WAHSHDJSJSNGEGEBSAJSKSJSHS

#WE'VE *BEEN* SAYING #he also shared a story of someone thirsting over him and honestly i hope he's seeing people losing their minds over how gorgeous he is #he deserves it he deserves a little spotlight time he deserves a little love and attention and thirst #sorry about the song fellas i will not be able to focus on it for a while im a little distracted rn #if u need me i'll be zooming in on these pics to count all his freckles gootbye #ask #jure maček

[animentality]

Like who cares if straight girls are romancing Astarion, it’s more worrying that you think Astarion needs to get “railed” because talk about misunderstanding a character totally

It was a joke but continue to be mad that I find a character sexually attractive in a way different than you :)

#chill out weirdo #hes not a real person and i have not hurt his feelings #i also dont need to understand his character lol #if i wanted to thirst over halsins big bear dick that would be my fucking right as an american #and i dont need to write a 5000 word thesis explaining who he is as a person to do it #christ #you people #astarion #baldurs gate 3 #youre a straight girl whos just angry that people are poving astarion as a bottom and you know what #you dont have to take it so seriously #how can you love astarion and be so serious like

[sukunasstarlight]

Syzoth looks like he eats u out on ur period sorry (no I’m not)

#tw.period sex #tw.mensuration #h word h word h word #I NEED TO BE EUTHANIZED HES SO #syzoth is so unintentionally gross (affectionate & horny) and has little to no shame over it #mk thirst #syzoth 🌟 #syzoth smut

[ralvezfanatic]

dear god i think im gonna lose my mind over Adam

his arms sjamskwkw

his HANDS ndnwnw

#he cant do this to me #why is he so #AUGH #im gonna cvjsmwmsosj #🫠🫠🫠 #starlite 𖤐 is gay #so so gay #so fucking gay #just for him #i need him carnally #ugh #anyways.. #criminal minds #adam rodriguez #luke alvez #umm the bau is here #but im thirsting over adam #bau team #the bau team

[lothcatthree]

watching tbb and reflexively moaning every time crosshair’s ominous ass theme is played like i’m pavlov’s dog

#so sorry #he makes me want to- #-so unbelievably censored- #thirsting over pixel men….. again #i need to go to jail #crosshair tbb #crosshair #tbb #clone thirsting #clone simping

[ghostbeam]

After dabi’s broadcast I know people were tweeting screenshots of it going “hear me out…..”

#I know twitter was full of ‘why is he kinda…..’ #and ‘👀’ #and people going ‘why is the whole tl thirsting over a murderer’ #and then one of the top pros gets caught with a Dabi thirst tweet in their likes #he needs stan accounts in canon and I stand by that #ghost thoughts

[merakiui]

thinking about how one of beidou’s teapot lines is her inviting the traveler on a journey across the sea, and her rough estimate of how long such a voyage will take is about one and a half years.

just imagine being trapped on the alcor for one and a half years with yandere!kazuha, who loves you to the moon and back and cherishes you with the most adoring, suffocating form of love, all while beidou looks on and happily encourages the lovebirds. it’s even better if kazuha has persuaded you to join him on the journey. your first mistake was agreeing, for now you have nowhere to run to when it becomes clear that his love for you is quite unhealthy.

what’s more is that he’s always so polite and kind. you can feel frustrated when his hand entwines with yours when you stand on the deck and gaze at the vastness of the sky above or when he has breakfast prepared for you every morning, but you can’t truly hate him because he never gives you any reason to hate him. he’s pure-hearted in all that he does. he’d never hurt you. he’ll always bestow the loveliest of compliments to you. you’re his love, his muse, his sweetheart. 

even if you’re averse to him for the first months of the journey, you’ll come to accept him eventually. a year and a half is plenty of time to erode the barriers you’ve put up. and soon you might even come to welcome him into your quarters. there’s only so much space on the alcor, after all. kazuha won’t overstep his boundaries, but if you’re too inebriated to make the distinction clear as he guides you back to your room... you’ll wake in his embrace the next morning, and he has diligently looked after and cared for you throughout the night. he hopes you might do the same if he ever gets drunk. though that’s a side he’d rather not show you often. it’s not exactly the most romantic thing in the world if he’s stumbling around or belting out incoherent lines of poetry at the moon.

if you try to escape when the ship finally docks at a port, kazuha will find you. you can’t forget his impeccable sense of smell. he has your scent memorized. it’s practically carved into him at this point. he’s spent more than enough time with you to be able to differentiate your scent in a crowd of hundreds. besides, what are you even escaping from? he’s not monstrous. he’s not frightening. he’s just sweet, compassionate kazuha, a man devoted solely to his beloved. 

#meraki mumbles #yandere kaedehara kazuha #i was going to pen yandere scara thoughts but kazuha is on my mind hehe #i need to thirst over god scara and his robot... something about him in that large mech... orz ;;;;; #many many thoughts >:) #also consider: kazuha has baby-trapped you and now you're stuck on a voyage #that could last one and a half years at least (perhaps even longer) #and beidou is so happy and encouraging throughout the entirety of the pregnancy #no one believes you when you try to explain that kazuha's trapped you in this situation #because they just think he's a sweetheart who is in love and wants to start a family <3 #it's a perfect image he can uphold with ease #after all loving you and doting on you comes so naturally because everything he says and does comes from the heart

[giodoodless]

alright i just remembered Attuma got like,,,, some really big ass titties and now i can't stop thinking about it.

#alright til a couple days ago my ass kept thirsting over shuri and namor now i want attuma and namora all to myself too my god #MY BISEXUALITY CANNOT TAKE THIS I WANT THEM ALL I NEED THEM 😭😭😭 #ATTUMA HE'S SO BIG AND TALL AND STRONG HE COULD PICK ME UP AND JUST--- #wakanda forever #wakanda forever spoilers #black panther wakanda forever #black panther #bpwf #bpwf spoilers #attuma #namora #namor #shuri #talokan #marvel #mcu #marvel phase 4 #marvel cinematic universe