#he says to a 40 year old man

[maskedchip]

anyways. asoryuu old man yaoi 

#mine #i say old man yaoi but they are not that old here tbh #maybe like late 30's early 40's #idk #old man yaoi is just funny to say #that ryuu on the right tho maybe like 50's #he needs a receding hairline... #this is from august LAST YEAR. GET OUT OF TOWN

[slowpokegamer]

Baptism of Fire giving me the saddest little meow meows ever

#the witcher #the witcher books #baptism of fire #dandelion #dandelion witcher #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #my art #pokesdoodles #hes so... pathetic in this book :(( #hes being so brave about it I'm gonna kiss him better #calix says about the 40 year old man

[dykedvonte]

You wanna talk about House and Benny? Let’s talk about House and Benny. Let’s talk about how House says he saw Benny as a son figure ans a rightful successor to the strip. Let’s talk about how Benny was so charmed by House’s offer that he literally killed a man to get the position to agree to it. Let’s talk about how House was intentionally priming Benny and regrets not doing better, not for the wasted time but of Benny’s wasted potential, how it was misplaced. Let’s talk about how Benny didn’t question House’s leadership until the guy started going radio silent. Let’s talk about House and Benny:

#cause realistically Benny had to be of an age house could project a parental view on when they first met and combined with how impulsive and #short sighted Benny is with his planning and way of operating makes me think he’s not as old as people headcanon cause he was the leader #the chairmen for 7 years so you have to subtract that from his current age meaning he was even younger and more impressionable to house cuz #how else would house see him as a good candidate if his backstabbing was already a thing seeing as house was aware of his plan from the #start so since house projects and acts like a man ranged late 40s to 50s I’d say Benny is max 25-27 by game start so they met when he was #still a teen cause a theme in the game surrounding older npcs ins a resistance to change and of course someone still young and okay with #change would take an offer such as Houses eagerly along with the fact Benny seems like okay with sudden change actually considering him #giving you the reigns when he thinks his goose is cooked #but this is all to say there was def an unhealthy projection on house part on the role he wanted Benny to play that was likely controlling #and the sudden silence as he tried to acquire the chip would only make Benny more inclined to rebel especially since he is still young and #impressionable if we take he’s only in his mid 20s #and before someone says he doesn’t look it he acts like that and some characters are supposed to be 26 and 37 and I bet you guessed wrong on #who the first time #fallout #fallout new vegas #mr house fnv #robert edwin house #benny fnv #benny gecko

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

while i do think Kerry can be emotionally distant and closed off at times, especially when he feels slighted or hurt, i don’t see the new ending as evidence of that. He tries to listen to V and keeps getting interrupted, but he’s also in the middle of a tour (notoriously crazy busy at his fame level) and had also been (albeit accidentally) ghosted by V for two entire fucking years. And yet, he laughs with excitement hearing V is back, asks if he needs any monetary support, says he’ll see him right after the tour in four months. Is he busy? Yes. V would have known this getting into a relationship with Kerry. Musical artists have crazy tour times and then slower times off-tour. V himself was booked and busy himself with his job. Kerry literally seems like the ONLY one of the love interests in that ending where a chance at reigniting the relationship is even possible! I actually really like that ending because it shows him as he is: a vain, successful rockerboy who is a touch vapid and short attention spanned but honestly really caring and giving to those who he holds dear. While, you know— being a grown adult invested in his career with responsibilities and obligations he has beyond what was, though life changing, a few week romantic fling that, again, ghosted him for two entire calendar years.

#cyberpunk 2077 #cp 2077 #phantom liberty #phantom liberty spoilers #cyberpunk 2077 spoilers #kerry eurodyne #stomping in a glass house #i think my ideal ending is still the one where v becomes the afterlife legend #but its interesting to know that v IS technically curable in a way. i think that opens up a lot of writing possibilities #i get annoyed in the same way when people dunk on Kerry for not following v in the aldecaldos ending #‘hi 89 year old man who relies on cyberware and medical intervention to live like a 40 yr old— you wanna travel #extremely dangerously in a fucking Winnebago w sand in your asscrack?’ #of COURSE he says no! he has decades of life in night city! how full of yourself #do u have to be to expect him to sacrifice everything? that’s not love that’s domination.

[didhewinkback]

this just pissed me off so bad like actually how dare you

#no idea who posted this i went on twitter and saw it and now am seeing red #u cannot make a movie based on a man who exists and then say this man played him better than he would #especially when that movie is based on a book a 40 year old woman wrote about a 19 year old pop star #based on a time he was being groomed when he was 17 #pls get out of here #oh im soooo angry why did they ever make this movie

[theclosetedskeleton]

extremely low quality and kindof bad needful things art i made today/yesterday

#alan looks so sad in the first image for a REASON but if i explain it would be massive spoilers #alsoo the leland gaunt fanart is cropped bc of the same reason #its so hard to talk about the book without reaching spoilers PLEASE. #anyways the text for the third drawing says “hes so silly (mass projecting my trans self on him)” #i dont hc ace as trans but. he could totally be if i wanted to strike him with the trans hc hammer #the trans hammer. if you will #but hmm maybe not because hes canonically like. a cishet guy whos 40 years old HELPPPPP #GET YOUR ASS TO THE RETIREMENT HOME 🤣🤣😨😨🤨🤨☹/J 40 is not THAT old but STILL #WHATEVER i already hc someone in needful things as trans. he is also canonically a 40 (?)y/o grown ass cishet man #pov me wondering why my fav characters act cishet (they were written to be cishet) (i hc them as lgbtq+) #(theyre literally living in the 1990s) (they live in a republican town) #closet rambles again on tumblr #closet art tag ^^ #not tagging needful things i am TOO scared to

[ear-motif]

what kills me is that hannibal very clearly wants to be a provider and caregiver, but he just cant be because he can’t give up control over those he cares for

#hanniblogging #imo his drive for killing and eating his victims is yes to establish superiority over them #but what does that do? it establishes his control over them #over who? literally anyone. which means everyone. literally everyone #if anyone can be a victim the moment they cross hannibal then what does that really say. imo it says that hannibal views EVERYONE #as a potential threat #im sure he tells himself hes a god exacting old testament justice but man i dont think a god complex would sustain you this long tbh #you didnt slice beverly up and encase her in glass for the fbi to see to flaunt your power over them #they were already too close. he already lost control #beverly GOT INTO HIS FUCKING HOUSE #THE TRAINEE GIRL WHOS NAMR IM BLANKING ON JUST SAW HIS DRAWINGS AND SHE GOT TRAPPED FOR TWO YEARS!! #he let williford graham slice him up and put him behind glass and hes fucking terrified #hes bending over backwards as a warning and to scrabble for some kind of control over all of humanity bc he views everyone as a threat #bc he learned early on that everyone IS a threat. your parents wont protect you. your countrymen wont protect you. you can love someone and #they can use you while youre vulnerable with no guilt or shame #but those he cares for he also needs control over because they will be taken from you at a moments notice #so their free will doesnt really matter when youve been in fight or flight mode for 40 years straight and are convinced #they will be consumed if you dont consume them first

[myfinalform-kaz]

Some of yall are way too conservative with how old you draw Jon. Like cannonically everyone he meets thinks he's at least a decade older than he really is. Give that man wrinkles and eye bags, I dare you.

#sorry but most 40 year olds dont look like smooth faced twinks #and yeah I know hes actually in his 30s but once again I will say everyone thinks hes 10 yrs older than he is #the man is haggard #jon sims #jonathan sims #tma #the magnus archives

[secrettastemakerland]

“Your flop era is low key serving”

Nick: *panicking in millennial* what the fuck does that even mean??

HELP 😭😭😭

HE WOULD BE LIKE "Thank you???? I think????"

Nick: *turns to Judy* "Carrots, what the fuck did he say to me"

Judy: "He said that you're ate, slay, left no crumbs, Slick"

#oh my beloved 32 year old also 40 year old fox man #ilysm #he's so silly i need to see him i need see him again #disney where is the trailer where is nick where is he is he okay #ngl i thought you were trying to say that i was in my flop era 🤡 #me 🤝 nick : stupidity #zootopia #zootopiathingz #nick wilde #judy hopps #wildehopps #wildehopps correct totally happened quotes

[eluminium]

saw the latest imp and skizz podcast episode recently, again. and guys. we need to start drawing skizzleman with some REAL fucking thighs. I’m talking SOME BIG lads. Like, if Skizz doesn’t have quads with heftiness on par with a fully constructed international airport then WHAT IS THE POINT

#skizzleman #dose of skizz #imp and skizz #LIKE ITS INSANE #WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MUCH THIGH #I CANT BELIVE IM SAYING THIS ABOUT A 40 SOMETHING YEAR OLD MAN #BUT DAMN #HE KINDA THICC FR #HE KINDA GOT SOMETHIN' Y'KNOW??? #I CANNOT BELIEVE IM SAYING THIS.

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

i think originally they planned to make jerry a college student who impregnanted a seventeen-year-old beth until they realized that would make him basically unredeemable in the eyes of the audience

#random thoughts #guess what motherfuckers it's blue man time #okay so basically the general consensis now is that jerry is one year older than beth but i CANNOT find a source on that #and in interdimensional cable 2 rick speculates on jerry's age being around 39 #and in michael chrickton's world (a comic which came out during season 2 which is when interdimensional cable 2 came out) #a '40-year-old morty' looks exactly like jerry #so i think they originally planned to make jerry like. 23? when he impregnated beth when she was 17 #which DOES roll with his character honestly #yknow until they established they were both in high school in season 6 #and even in s3 e10 when jerry's talking about their first kiss he says 'senior year' which is JUST ambiguous enough #to be when beth was a high school senior and he was a college senior #anyway this would make rick's hatred of him like. actually justified. and make beth and jerry's relationship more complicated #and summer and jerry's relationship too

[trans-mephisto]

Collection of Mephisto being a silly billy

#he is so adorable for a middle aged man #<- I say middle aged bc hes supposed to look like 40 even though hes thousands of years old #aoex #blue exorcist #ao no exorcist #mephisto pheles #meffy rambles

[dogtheories]

#soda.txt #i said it at the time and ill say it again why does anyone who isnt his wife give a shit about his divorce 😭 and also this is a nearly #40 year old cishet white man do you really think he knows cares understands about dave chappele making shitty jokes abt trans ppl. #who cares . zzzzz just dont get invested in the lives of stand up comedians fhat have nothing to do with hyou. easy #also . im sorry but i have to laugh at any 15 year old who thought john i put the t slur into a weekend update skit mulaney was a #perfect trans lgbt ally whos never been problematic . hello

[woundedheartwithin]

I mean they got KK sayin shit like you’re not goin down that easy with me inside you or whatever the fuck he says in the opening cutscene and expect us not to ship him and Akito like ??????

#she speaks #ghostwire tokyo #why did he say that #he’s also like oh I’m an old man and he’s like in his 40s #and akito’s just like no you’re a child and I’m your 20-something year old mother 🙄 #their dynamic is the BEST

[milimeters-morales]

Miles about Gwen: she’s Him fr.

Peter B: you just use words

Miles: why else are they there

#peter assuming this is about gwen also using he/him pronouns: good for him why did you say it like that tho #but i’m being real. #gwen will be the 40 year old butch lesbian that can build a porch and renovate a bathroom and has the shortest hair possible #unrelated but kinda related but i remmeber i was maybe… 10? that i found out my grandma’s friend was actually a woman. and her ex. #which was crazy to me bc like she’d been in my life all the time you’d think i’d figure it out on my own but nope! butch lesbians are so+ #powerful #miles morales #spiderman #spider man #peter b parker

[playthe-piper]

My mom not recognizing andy mientus bc she's so used to Hanschen,, welcome to the trials of my stepmom and her weird musical son.

#spring awakening #hanschen rilow #andy mientus #im going insane #my obsession with an almost 40 year old man needs to he studied #ALL IM SAYING IS IVE WRITTEN A 6 PAGE POEM ABT SPRING AWAKENING