#hetalia: headcanon (ship)

[birgdets]

allegedly scotland already exists in hetalia world series and he's a brunette (??!??!) ....so we're just gonna ignore that. anyway anybody else here read Outlander

#I COULDN'T GET BODICE RIPPER SCOTSMAN COVERS OUT OF MY HEAD #i feel like all my hetalia requests are just someone throwing me a ship and me drawing my headcanon on it without doing any research #hetalia #hetalia world series #scotfra #hws scotland #hws france #eggface art

[unhetalia]

I cannot see Arthur as anything other than a horny wolf in gentlesheep's clothing. He's always in impeccable, tailored suits and he tuts over Alfred showing up in jeans and a pastel pink cropped hoodie but he'll still step forward to open a door for him ... and then checks out his ass when Alfred walks through.

But despite being a raging pervert and horndog, he doesn't come out and ask people to fuck. It's all a series of rituals involving smirking and making subtle but pointed innuendos until his target is red in the face and desperate for him. Then he makes a comment about bathrooms or heading off back to his hotel. His success rate is nearly a hundred percent. NEARLY, because —

Alfred is the complete opposite of Arthur. He's no distinguished gentleman - prefers jeans and hoodies and his beaten up converse to suit and ties, and he rarely ever thinks about sex unless he's actually having it. Not that he doesn't get horny - he does! But his mind tends to be occupied with a million ideas and plans and sex is... not one of the things that'll come up in his head during the day.

It means that innuendos and flirting tend to go over his head - he can read conflict in the twitch of an eye and friendship in the tilt of a head, but sex is his blind spot.

So, unstoppable force (a horndog Arthur who gets sex without ever having to actually ask for it) meets immovable object (an Alfred who is blind to anything sexual out in the wild).

It's been one hundred years and Arthur has never succeeded in bedding Alfred.

Alfred is patiently waiting for Arthur to show him he's interested.

#ukus #usuk #hetalia world stars #hetalia world series #aph #hetalia #aph america #aph england #hws america #hws england #✎ #m: hetalia #hetalia: headcanon (char) #hetalia: headcanon (ship) #s: england/america #c: england #c: america

[mpregfrance]

APH South Italy/Romano Headcanons 🇮🇹

(SFW, Spamano/RomaSpa centric)

He wears a lot of jewelry, but it's classy never flashy. Several rings, one of which is engraved with an 'A' for Antonio. Usually wearing at least a solid gold chain and a crucifix.

He's very Catholic, in a uniquely Italian way (iykyk i cannot elaborate)

He smokes like a chimney, high quality cigars and cheap cigarettes. If you ask him to put it out he will blow it right at you. This is on top of heavy cologne (Versace Eros) so you can smell him from a mile away.

Certified Short King™, maybe around 5'7? I can see him with almost any sort of physique, that being said I don't think he's a twink, he at least has some wiry strength. He's lean but solidly built, maybe even has some pudge esp as he ages?

He's very warm toned. His skin is a light olive, not pale yet not quite bronze. He tans well but isn't tan all year round. Honestly he probably uses tanning beds during winter lmao

He's got a fair amount of body hair and often leaves his shirts unbuttoned to display this, intentionally or not. He's a sharp dresser when out in public, but at home he sits around in sweat stained tanks and boxers.

He loves his red wine, and apertifs. Grappa or Sambuca for something a stronger. Doesn't mind the taste of hard liquor at all. Definitely holds his alcohol better than his brother or Antonio.

Loves sailing and yachting, leisure sports. Has a bit of a gambling habit. Not to a destructive point, just in good fun.

When he's in a good mood he hums to himself and you might even catch him singing if he thinks he's alone.

Dances to Dean Martin in the kitchen with Antonio. He actually likes cooking together. Normally he'd be the type of person to hate others in his space while doing something, but Toni is an equally talented chef so he allows it.

Makes a big pot of sauce and polpette on Sundays. Italians will know. Eats wayyyy too much meat than is healthy. You can pry his salumi out of his cold dead hands.

He's sensitive and not always rational - the type to make mountains out of molehills and deflect real issues with humour. Explosive temper. Born to argue. Quick to throw insults (and hands). Just as quick to forgive and forget. If he holds a grudge you really fucked up.

If he likes you, he'll tease you and call you names. If he doesn't, he won't bother to talk to you much. He likes to fuck with people to an extent but has little patience for unnecessary conversation.

He can be extremely condescending; and to Tonio exclusively, extremely sweet. He's a smooth talker and romantic when he feels like it, laying on the pet names and sweet nothings, especially when he wants something in return.

He's honest and loyal, but generally a very private person. It's difficult to earn his trust and get on his good side but once you have it you're one of the lucky few. He's hospitable and generous and often does that for show. Loves to give meaningful and lavish gifts. If he cares about someone not only will they be spoiled in a material sense, but he'll do favors for them to make their life easier.

(note: this might be controversial re; accuracy but i don't actually have beef with his canon human name. 'lovino isn't a real name' well yes and no. it's not common or representative. but there's so much variety in italian naming that it certainly could be a first name. according to forebears there are 259 ppl named lovino on record but only 9 are in italy lol. or u could just call him ~romano~ which is a more popular human first name. i kinda like lovino, its unique.)

#can we just retcon his chibi arc im talking about adult romano here #no ship hate pls #can you tell from this post that my dad is italian #aph south italy #hws south italy #aph romano #hws romano #spamano #romaspa #hetalia headcanons

[cherrybulbasaur]

hetalia shipping is so fun & goofy until you remember how a large majority of the shipped couples would’ve faced immense challenges & difficulty, probably even resulting in death a few times just to be in love. like the angst of it all is so insane but then, consider those soft moments they’d get between pain & bloodshed. those soft morning moments where one of them is looking at the other, grazing their hands over their shoulders. those pining glances from across a ballroom or meeting space. love letters disguised as banter. clothes sharing. memento exchanges. those quiet whispers around the corner of a busy room or hidden in the gardens of “i love you” “when can i see you again?” like. guys.

#hetalia #historical hetalia #hetalia ship #hetalia headcanons #can you tell i get really emotional over the elders of my community #gerita #fruk #spamano #itapan #prucan #like any ship bro #go crazy #sufin #deneng

[acid---cat]

Silly little Romerica doodles ( ^ω^ )

#hetalia #hetalia fanart #hetalia headcanons #hetalia ships #romerica #hetalia world stars #aph america #aph romano #ships #my art #fanart #aph alfred f jones #anime #anime and manga #anime style

[goldammerchen]

feliks' good stream mod: eduard

feliks' evil stream mod: gilbert

one does moderate because he wants his friend to have a good time, the other moderates because he wants to be the only one annoying feliks and hates other trolls.

extra mod: tolys isn't tech-savvy enough to help in a computer but does mod gilbert by yelling him.

#once again too lazy to properly tag #uhhhh #poipru #(fake ship tag) #hetalia headcanons #of course i fucked something up before #sr. tnddr

[meitoscringe]

Doodle

#I headcanon that Macau helps Brazil with her hair #Once again this is ship art but I don't know the name of the ship #Yeah just a quick doodle I've been wanting to make for a while #Hetalia #Aph #Hws #Hetalia macau #aph macau #hws macau #Hetalia oc #hetalia brazil #aph brazil #Hws brazil

[samrut]

I was thinking about Lietmano-

Lovino seems like the type that threatens people into giving his s/o compliments before they enter a room. Liet comes to a party wearing a frumpy sweater vest and everyone pretends like it is a diamond studded gown. Tolys gets so happy and blushy when he gets compliments - he deserves to feel good about himself.

He doesn't need to know Lovino threatened them to say nice things. 🥺

#lietmano #hws lithuania #hws romano #hetalia #hetalia headcanon #not my usual ship- but Liet goes good with nearly everyone ☺️

[bitchapalooza]

I love love love love LOVE chubby France! To me it means he’s *full* of love, because food is a love language too! Who’s been feeding him so well? I dunno, you tell me! But he’s so happy and full and goddamn he loves his body so damn much, no wonder he tries to show it off!

#tag as your ship I dare you this is a fucking threat ❤️ #hetalia #hetalia headcanons #hws france

[i-have-dots-in-my-brain]

Muah the little uwus are being gay tonite

#fuck the English language #if you ship fruk or any other England ship then that means something different #my art #art #wtf #scribble #doodle #hetalia #headcanons #rusame hetalia #amerus #fluff #hws America #hws russia #aph Russia #aph america #aph amerus #aph rusame

[unhetalia]

I love softness in Russia/America in more blatant ways than I do in other ships. I want an Ivan that calls Alfred endearments in Russian, who touches him with love even when it doesn't exist between their governments.

Secret meetings where Ivan just holds Alfred and breathes in the indescribable sunshine-sweet smell of his hair, where he sways them to classical music playing on record players hundreds of years old while Alfred huffs and pretends he isn't an absolute romantic who loves it.

Francis wonders at the fact Alfred always has a fresh bouquet of flowers in a tasteful vase at his home (segue: his main home is one that's minutes away from Canada, where you can walk to the other country in minutes - just as Canada's is minutes away from the U.S). Who is giving Amerique such thoughtful flowers, telling him how deeply they appreciate his beauty and innocence and the warmth of his smile, the sharpness of his mind, in beautiful but subtle floral arrangements?

In turn, Alfred, not as able to be outwardly sweet, knows a hundred Russian dishes off by heart, and cooks it when Ivan's there or when he misses him. Takes note of the soft material of Ivan's scarf and buys throws and blankets of that exact material, knowing how much it comforts Ivan. Has space on his shelf dedicated to Russian history and general Russian literature.

If their peers knew about their relationship and how long it's been (surviving the Cold War between their nations) and then they saw the ways they showed their love, they wouldn't wonder at the length of it.

It's a love that's strong, yes, but built and maintained with loving effort.

#hws #aph #hetalia #hetalia world stars #hetalia world series #rusame #amerus #hws russia #hws america #aph russia #aph america #✎ #m: hetalia #hetalia: headcanon (ship) #s: russia/america #c: russia #c: america

[1p2p-heta-suggestives]

What do you think of 2p Gerame/Ameger? Your NSFW headcannons are great and would love to know if you got any for these two. 😉

(Thank you so much :D)

• These two are the HORNIEST people to ever exist, they barely leave each other alone

• They switch often, neither of them really have a preference for topping or bottoming so it really just depends on the day

• Everyone knows they skip the country meetings to go fuck in the bathroom, everyone decides to ignore it

• They both edge each other a lot, ruined orgasms are very common as much as it drives them both crazy

• Other people probably get dragged into threesomes with the two of them, it’s just commonplace, at this point

• They’ve definitely filmed themselves fucking numerous times, they also can’t open their texts in public because half of it is just them sexting or sending each other videos

• So. Much. Sadomasochism. Both of them LOVE it, basically live for it. One or both of them is going to have some kind of mark(s)/injury after fucking.

• They definitely have some kind of sex room, it’s likely at Allen’s seeing as Lutz doesn’t have anywhere in his house that’s private, he doesn’t want his cat or his brother going in there

#Hetalia Smut #2p #Hetalia #2p Germany #2p America #2p Hetalia #2p Headcanons #2p Hetalia Headcanons #2ptalia Headcanons #Ship Headcanons #2p GerAme #2p AmeGer

[acid---cat]

Hey hey! I made a Hetalia discord server for Hetalia fans! There’s not many of us right now and I really would like some new members!!!

Here’s the link!

#anime #anime and manga #hetalia #hetalia ships #hetalia america #hetalia japan #hetalia canada #hetalia world stars #hetalia headcanons #hetalia fanart #hetalia italy #hetalia germany #discord chat #fanart #hetalia russia #anime fandom #country #2p hetalia #aph alfred f jones #aph hetalia

[rosesandalfazemas]

Does Port have a partner for each day of the week? Which seven lucky countries and which days?

Another hint of Destiny, Anon.

I also do traditional illustrations (for me and commissions) and I've got tons of notebooks there. @greengreekeyes25 could testify because she saw it: the only drawing I didn't finish last year was about Portugal's Harem. For the exact question here.

So, thanks to you, I finished it and I share you in here, so hope you like it~ Answering your question, starting on Monday:

Netherlands

Spain

Greece

Japan

Macau

Brazil

England

(ok here I experimented traditional work with aquarels + copics, sorry about that)

HAPPY PORTUGAL DAY 8D

#hetalia #aph portugal #engport #porteng #aph netherlands #nedport #aph spain #spaport #aph japan #portpan #aph macau #portCau #lh brazil #latin hetalia #PortBra #hws portugal #hwsportugal #rosas headcanons #the good point of being multishipper is that I enjoy everything and ship wars are garbage for me #VERY LATE ANON SORRY

[folightening]

You should also rate some ships. Spamano, and then I'd like to hear more about PortSwiss, including your rating.

Thanks Yikes

Spamano - SSS as a fan of dmc's rating system

They are The Ship. Perfection. They understand each other in ways no one else does, need each other in more ways than even they realize. In any universe they will find each other and fall in love all over again. They are each other's special person and I love that for them.

Portswiss - SSS again

I think about them as much as I think about Spamano.

It all starts when they both leave a meeting/party/etc for some air and one of them decides to initiate conversation. Finally noticing each other, you could say. It all spirals from there. After centuries of friendship with England, Portugal understands Switzerland perfectly and even finds him cute. He has fun riling him up with his teasing, and Switzerland falls for it easier than he'll admit. But they're like minded in ways that matter and Switz doesn't mind his company. Despite his teasing nature, Portugal also understands when to back off and give Switz his space. They form a relationship without influence from humans and leave other nations baffled because it's them.

#hetalia #spamano #portswiss #fol stuff #I need to compose actual headcanon lists for both ships #and post a lot more about them than I do #I have so many thoughts I just can't put into words without it being fic format

[cowboy-robooty]

only time he ever resembles grandpa rome.. conquer and divide amiright lads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#hetalia #aph italy #aph germany #hws italy #hws germany #aph #hws #gerita #but really its #itager #but yknows english speakers dont abide by japanese ship naming conventions…. SAD! #btw for anyone who recognizes me dw i still headcanon they never fuck bc looney tunes shit happens to them #always almost gets there but not quite bc of bullshit. (everyone else fucks tho) #but yknow sometimes u wanna fuck around bc i want germany to get laid so bad okay is that so wrong #italy deserves to get normal color back in his balls #i mean i think this is just suggestive since theres no like. stuff happening #but if anyones uncomfy with this send me a ask and ill tag it !! <:D #draws