actually the best thing about season 3 is how fucking VINDICATED i feel as a hardcore johanna fan right from the airing of the first season. up til season 2 aired i was what felt like the ONLY person stanning her in this space and no one cared yeah yeah she's just hilda's boring mom but jokes on you she's also INSANE and wields a BUZZSAW and has more lore than any other character in the entire show. you all LAUGHED at me but LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
A few days ago I went to the forest to pick blueberries, but only found mushrooms instead. Today I went to the same forest to pick mushrooms but found... bones?
They were all quite spread out with the jawbone in the middle. The furthest bone was like 15 meters away from it. This is my biggest find yet- my bone collection doubled. We're thinking it's a boar because of the teeth in the jaw bone and I do recognise pig jaws because there was that time when I pulled teeth out of one for my collection.
I love those headcanons that during the War of Eras, Ravio was talking about how great his tax benefit husband is to Mask (Time), Wind, and Wars. Only from the three to finally realize that he was talking about Legend when they end up in his Hyrule.
How to make Wish objectively better (in my opinion):
The star should’ve been humanoid and either Asha’s ride-or-die bestie or love interest. Either gender works for either role
Asha should’ve been either Magnifico’s goddaughter or adoptive daughter so her asking for her grandpa’s wish to be granted is less absurd
The king should’ve been an asshole the whole movie instead of just an egotist. Like he should’ve been throwing the wishes into the damn ocean or eating them or smth idk
Except for Dahlia none of the dwarf characters should’ve been the main cast. Only Dahlia. The rest are background cast that show up during maybe the final scene
The villain couple idea was 50 times better than anything that was in the final product tbh so that should be in there
Disney can fuck off with the “2D is too hard” and “we don’t have any animators left” argument. They could’ve either hired a different company to animate their shit 2D or gone the way of the Spiderverse and made the 3D look actually interesting and stylized. If they didn’t have the time they should’ve either delayed the movie to make it 101 years or made literally anything else
Music by Alan Menken. The lyrics fucking suck for a lot of these songs so honestly anyone would be better than what we got BUT if we want the songs to have unfathomable power beyond even Lin Manuel Miranda’s comprehension then it’s gotta be Will Wood
The goat should’ve either had a brutal onscreen death or dropped at least one uncensored ‘fuck’ to give the movie a PG-13 rating and make it seem cooler
anyways pirate wish because disney is a dumbfuck company rn that needs to be publicly executed and uh go watch hilda :)
I headcanon Kaisa as being just slightly hypotensive. I’m thinking normal blood pressure around 11/7. Most importantly, I headcanon that occasionally it may drop and she knows, but doesn’t do anything about it.
So sometimes she’ll be in the library, and will be on her feet for too long, or maybe it’ll be too hot and she hasn’t let go of her cape, or maybe she even has been so caught up in her job that she hasn’t eaten or drink water in three hours. And she’ll begin sweating, and ignore it. Then she’ll feel lightheaded, and think it’s fine. And then her eyesight will get hazy, and she’ll think ‘nah, I can take it’. Then her hearing will sizzle and her mind will spin and she’ll still do nothing. And if someone’s nearby they’ll begin noticing she’s pale and unresponsive, and that’s because she’s trying to not fall down and wondering why she’s seeing dark spots. But mostly, that probably happens when she’s alone, so when she refuses to sit down and drink water/eat/lie down, she’ll just faint for a bit (on the hardwood floor. Ouch.) and get back within a couple of seconds (and just go about her day like nothing happened)
Anyway the place I’m trying to get to is: imagine Kaisa is hanging out with the Hilda gang for some reason, and at some point they notice the blood draining from her face and her eyes going unfocused and then she just drops unconscious on the floor with no prior warning. Imagine the chaos. Imagine Hilda about to slap her and being held back by David while Frida tries to remember the cpr training they had in the Sparrow Scouts. Imagine Kaisa waking back up suddenly and scaring the living shit out of them
Kaisa already has such undead vampire vibes, I just think that’d be hilarious 😭😭