#horniest song ever

[are-we-really-doing-this]

No, I definitely didn’t spend 20 minutes of my day finding every live clip I could of JD pantomiming…you know…during A.D.I.D.A.S. and making them into gifs.

Why do you ask?

#jonathan davis #jdevil #korn #nu metal #uhhhhhh idk what else to tag this as #horniest song ever #goddamn

[incarnateirony]

Shea, we about to fight

#blossom #moon #occultum #pierogi #i hate yall #spnwin #horniest song ever

[crimeoflove]

something i love about the song of achilles is how the pair of them are like sexually dissatisfied hobgoblins when they're seperated for more than a day.

'we drank deeply for all we had missed'?

BULLSHIT.

that's just confusing code words for 'yeah we smashed all night'

you horny bastards.

#tsoa #tsoa achilles #tsoa patroclus #tsoa patrochilles #patrochilles #the song of achilles #achilles #patroclus #they're so gay #gay #the horniest fuckers i ever knew #greek mythology #historians will say they were close friends #the power of friendship #achilles and patroclus #heroes and their pals

[chronicowboy]

i'd crawl to you baby and i'd fall at your feet and i'd howl at your beauty like a dog in heat and i'd claw at your heart, and i'd tear at your sheet

#sami rambles #the horniest love song about devotion ever written? you know i had to make it about them #and by that i mean ive been meaning to make this for like 6 months now whoopsies #911edit #911 edit #buddieedit #buddie edit #buck x eddie edit #evanbucklyedit #eddiediazedit #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buck x eddie

[dughole]

whatever was in the water when trent reznor wrote closer. well 1969 john lennon seems to have also been a victim..

#horniest song ever. i love fun.! #Spotify

[healthydoseofhedonism]

all mother mother songs are horny but Calm Me Down is by far the horniest

#horniest song iv ever heard #i feel scandalised listening to it #mother mother

[dirtyoldmanhole]

i say the word 'timeless' a lot in a positive sense re: creative goals instead of 'universal experience' because mmm

this fic, like most things i make, but especially this fic, is a shameless hyper-specific set of experiences made for me (like where the fuck else are you going to see questionable hot ossan villain age gap romance with both of them fucked to hell with bad brain junk-one with even more hyper specific memory trauma-and peculiar kink wires crossed out the wazoo based halfway off a plot from a video game that can best be described lovingly as tasteless horny chess gone wild)

but i ache and aim to write timeless scenes in the sense of ... feeling tangible, there's an emotional hit of something to grasp whether it be by a twenty year old or a sixty year old and even if the actual experience isn't the ""same"" it brings that incandescent sense of longing and connection how infinitely human we all are in so many different ways.

#weird shit i think about when writing sex scenes in this slowburn and listening to KISS songs #i'm reminded of how *tactile* these dudes felt in the music clips. dude the chest hair is unreal. they're sweaty and gnarly and its awesome #they look so fucking stupid silly and it's somehow the horniest thing ever too. lust and whimsey closer than ya think like lust and hate #'beauty is finite - ugliness is infinite like God' in the real sense of cherishing the latter. #(i love how writing from his headspace and writing her desire of him is making me genuinely consider *where* they connect ngl) #gunter slowburn liveblog

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and dull, and cut a six inch valley through the middle of my skull.

At night, I wake up with the sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head. Only you can cool my desire. Oh, I'm on fire.

#one of the horniest songs ever

[909th]

learning the bass line to you want it darker i think i hauve covid

#deeply religious song w the horniest bass line ever written god bless

[snailmusic]

I JUST HAD BLOSSOM BY PORTER ROBINSON COME ON AFTER GODDAMN PONYBOY

#ponyboy - horniest song on my playlist #allllll about bdsn and it doesnt even try to hide it #blossom - the most beautiful love song ive ever heard #makes me cry 9 times out of 10

[that-gay-jedi]

Oh my deities I have so many unhinged ideas but I need to write the ones I'm currently working on before starting more and aaaa

#i keep listening to this one like. weird pop song in ancient latin that makes me want to write the weirdest and obikin jedi theater prod AU #weirdest and horniest and most mixed feels (in terms of like tragedy vs humour vs drama vs romance) and with jedi knight anakin lmao #pals HELP im already writing a fucking fictional play for everyone to act in #no one should have ever let me near a pen/pencil/etc

[justsomeguycore]

i guess do i wanna know is more importantly a lust song than love song but come on.

#horniest sexiest love song ever to me

[sisterdaughterinfantdeath]

this and a blunt

#horniest song ever written #Spotify

[cptkitten]

Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax

#frankie goes to hollywood #relax #music video #and this has got to be one of the horniest songs to ever hit mtv #Youtube

[redtaylorsversiongirlie]

𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔.

❥ pairings: fred weasley x fem!gryffindor!reader

❥ summary: "i don't want you like a best friend, only bought this dress so you could take it off"

❥ warnings: underage drinking.... nothing much really

❥ word count: 1,4k

❥ a/n: based off the horniest song blondie could ever write, dress.

requested by @stevies-sweetie , hope u enjoy it. tysm for the request!!!

you looked into the mirror at yourself as angelina was finishing your hair and did a couple of changes in your make up. when she was done, you stood up to check the dress that you had bought in hogsmeade, and definitely not because george told you fred was going to wear a suit of the very similar colour.

"you look hot," your friend katie commented. "fred's going to drool when he sees you."

you rolled your eyes but the thought made blood rush into your cheeks.

"well," you sighed, "in case you have forgotten, me and fred aren't going together. i'm going with peter kerridge."

angelina scoffed. "can't believe you said yes to him. he's a complete jerk."

"well, nobody else has asked me. especially not fred," you said deffensively.

"i don't understand why, though," katie frowned. "even a blind person would be able to tell he likes you."

"apparently not," you retorted, enough with the topic of fred. it suddenly hit you how crazy it was to buy wine coloured dress just to match fred. he will probably be busy with his date to even spare you a glance and notice it.

with a sigh and a last look in the mirror, you made your way out of the dorm into the common room.

fred was already there, talking to his brother. just as george told you, the boy you fancied was truly wearing wine-coloured suit and you had to stop yourself from staring because, god, he looked so beautiful.

fred turned around just in time to see you walking down the stairs. his mouth slightly opened as his eyes scanned you up and down.

"you look so divine," he breathed out, reaching for your hand.

you blinked. "me?"

he chuckled. "yes. who else?"

just then, fred looked behind you, drawing his hand back. you turned around to see fred's date. she was very pretty though you hated to admit that. however, her dark blue dress didn't match fred's suit.

jealousy pulsed through your veins at the sight of them intertwining her arms and you looked away, deciding that it was time to meet peter in front of the entrance to the common room.

he looked handsome, peter, i mean. he wasn't bad looking at all, no. a lot of girls wished to be in your shoes at that very moment but your heart didn't pick up its pace when you locked your arms together or when he said you looked beautiful or when he held your waist as you two danced. you could only pretend that he was fred.

speaking of him, fred seemed to have far more fun than you. laughing with his date, george and angelina as you were sulking in chair while peter was getting you drinks.

angelina was right, peter was a complete jerk, talking about himself the whole night while you were only pretending to listen to whatever he was talking about and glancing over at fred across the whole great hall.

when peter approached you with the drinks, you chugged the whole glass in one go. your date stared at you wide-eyed before chuckling and asking if you want to dance again.

you shook your head but he kept bugging you, saying how boring you are and how he thought it was going to be more fun and how he then, standing there in front of you while the alcohol started doing its' job on you, wished he asked the girl that went with fred instead.

you scoffed and rolled your eyes so much that it hurt.

"of course! everybody wants to go with (name)!"

you crossed your arms on your chest and let out a sigh of relief when peter finally left you alone.

harry and ron joined you shortly after. they, just like you, weren't enjoying the night like everyone else. harry was in very similar situation like you, after all. he wanted to go with cho chang who went with cedric diggory and so, the boy spent the entire night glaring in his direction.

few minutes and about thousands of alcohol-filled glasses later, you started to feel your head spin. you were almost certain that if you tried to stood up and walk somewhere, you would most likely fall.

you were so lost in thoughts, staring at your lap and feet that you didn't notice fred approaching you. it was only when he tapped your shoulder that you glanced up at him.

fred didn't take that personally though as he sat down next to you, grinning from ear to ear. "hi."

you raised an eyebrow and blinked drunkely. "yes?" you asked, sounding more rudely than you intended to.

"hi?"

"how are you?"

you scoffed as if it wasn't obvious from your mood. "perfectly fine."

"mhm, yeah, i can see that." he then stood up and handed you his hand. "would you like to dance with me?"

you shrugged, hoping to hide the blush on your cheeks as you stood up and he took your hand into his.

as he dragged you to the dance floor though, you tripped over your feet and you would fall to the ground if fred didn't catch you in time.

he chuckled and said, "alright, dancing might not be the best for you right now," he paused as you placed your head on his shoulder, eyes dropping. "oh, no, love, don't you fall asleep on me. let's get you to your dorm, yeah?"

you hummed and fred lead you out of the great hall up the staircase which was quite difficult for you to walk up. fred would lie if he said if he didn't find you hilarious and absolutely adorable at that moment. but he always did.

"don't you think we'd be in your dorm faster if i gave you a piggyback ride?" he asked.

you nodded and fred bent in his knees so you could get on his back. you wrapped your arms around his neck and leaned your head against his, breathing in his hair shampoo that you loved so much.

you almost fell asleep by the time you arrived in your dorm but once you did, fred sat you down on his bed and carefully took off your heels.

"did you have fun tonight?" fred questioned, tried to keep you awake.

you pouted. "no," you hiccupped. "peter's a dick."

he smiled. "but you knew that when he asked you. why did you go with him?"

"cause you didn't ask me," you said, making fred freeze, glancing up at you.

"we-well," he stuttered, "i didn't know if you'd say yes. you're my best friend. . ."

"you're mine, too," you shrugged and bit your lip. "but maybe i don't want you like a best friend."

fred shook his head. "you have no idea what you're saying, y/n." your heels were off and so he stood up and you did too. you reached to your back for the zipper of your dress and even though you could reach it perfectly, you had an idea.

he was so close to you with his hands now on your almost bare shoulders and you could feel his hot breath on your neck and back. you shuddered but he didn't pull away. you turned around to face him and bumped your nose with his before connecting your lips together.

"could you help me?" you whispered and the good friend freddie was, he nodded and pulled the zipper down.

you really wanted to go further, but fred pushed you away, causing your eyes to widen as you thought, oh no what did i do?

"oh, love, no," he tucked a string of your hair behind your ear before taking your face into his hands, thumbs wiping the tears that fell from your eyes. "i'd love to continue this, but you're so drunk and i'm quite sober. i don't want to take advantage of you."

"you wouldn't," you mumbled and let the straps of your dress fall from your shoulders. fred's cheeks turned redder than his hair at the sight of your bare chest. he turned around to give you privacy and you grinned. "don't worry. i only bought this dress so you could take it off, anyway."

that night was the beginning of something magical.

#harry potter #harry potter imagine #harry potter angst #harry potter x reader #harry potter smut #harry potter fluff #fred weasley x reader #fred weasley #fred weasley imagine #fred weasley angst #fred weasley fluff #fred weasley smut

[bosspigeon]

∞

Closer - Nine Inch Nails

Through every forest Above the trees Within my stomach Scraped off my knees I drink the honey Inside your hive You are the reason I stay alive

put a "∞" in my ask box and I'll shuffle my music player and give you my favorite lyric from the song that comes up.

#pidge replies #ask games #congratulations on the horniest song ever #i once listened to this on repeat for like two hours and i still have no idea why