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#huskerdust incorrect quotes
dumbnotstupidfuck · 23 days
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Angel, leaving the hotel for work: Bye Husk! Bye Charlie! …Bye Husk <3
Vaggie: You said ‘bye Husk’ twice.
Angel: I like Husk :)
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iwozlegit · 12 days
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Incorrect Huskerdust quotes
(Realistically the canon confession we’re gonna get)
Husk: Angel, you remember when we had that chat at the bar and agreed we were better off as friends?
Angel: (naked in Husk’s bed) Can’t say I remember that one…
Husk: (midway through taking his clothes off) Fuck... Me neither.
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huskingthatdust · 20 days
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Angel Dust: I need alcohol in an IV
Husk: I'll give it to you in a balance bar
Angel Dust: please, please, please tell me you're kidding.
Husk: I'm kidding
Angel Dust: you're sick.
Husk while making his drink: yup.
Angel Dust: you're a sadist. You're an asshole
*husk places his drink in front of him*
Angel Dust batting his eyes at Husk: you're pretty
*husk rolls his eyes and crosses his arms*
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radvelvetcakez · 3 months
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Charlie: If I fall… Vaggie: I’ll be there to catch you. Angel: *looks at Husk* What if I fall? Husk: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Lucifer: *watches these two interactions* Lucifer, to Alastor: And if I fall? Alastor: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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jessadamsdraws · 3 months
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@vaelofdarkness
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xdeath-by-poisonx · 3 months
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... Has this been done yet? 👀
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Ol' Husker testing his limits 😂
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chaoticace2005 · 3 months
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Alastor: Ah, yes. Ladies and gentlemen, here we have a sickening gross couple...
Vaggie: I really care about your feelings!
Charlie: I really care about YOUR feelings!
Alastor, turning his head: ...and then here’s a disaster couple...
Angel: I CAN BANDAGE MY OWN WOUNDS HUSK! YOU DON’T HAVE TO DO IT FOR ME
Husk: I WOULDN'T NEED TO BANDAGE WOUNDS AT ALL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!
Alastor, living his best aroace life: And this is why I don’t do couples.
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celestial-artisan · 2 months
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Angel: Husky~ Angel: I got someone I really like, how should I confess to him? Husk: Just wing it, I'll say yes. Angel: How do you just wing a con- Angel: Angel: How the fuck did you know?
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fabuloustrash05 · 3 months
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Angel Dust, about Husk: He’s just so attractive…
Cherri: Really? The bar tender?
Angel Dust: Really?? Sir Pentious???
Cherri: …Touché.
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mooncalf87 · 3 months
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Stolas: wait so does your situationship refuse to accept love from you and usually trys to fend you off when you try to patch him up because his job is dangerous and you constantly flirt with him and crush on him but he can't take a hint for the life of him and then starts crying because 'nobody loves him' and then gets drunk
Husk: YES, SEE, SOMEONE GETS IT
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dumbnotstupidfuck · 17 days
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Angel, being carried out of a fight by Husk: Do I even weigh anything to you?
Husk: No. It’s like holding a couple of grapes.
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iwozlegit · 21 days
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Incorrect Huskerdust quotes
Angel: Alright, bro. I’ll see you next week.
Husk: Sounds good, man.
(Kiss)
(PANIC)
Angel: I think we just accidentally kissed…
Husk: Quick! Do something manly!
Angel: (High-pitch moan)
Husk: (panic intensifying) What the fuck was that?!
Angel: (crying) I don’t know, man. I’m so sorry!
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radvelvetcakez · 2 months
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Angel: Husk kissed me! Charlie: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Angel: It was unbelievable! Charlie: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Cherri: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Charlie, get the wine and unplug the phone. Angie, does this end well or do we need tissues? Angel: Oh, it ended very well. Charlie: Do not start without me! Do not start without me! Cherri: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing? Angel: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it. Cherri: Ohh… So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back? Angel: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair. Charlie and Cherri: Ohhh. meanwhile Husk, eating pizza at the bar: And, uh, and then I kissed him. Vaggie: Tongue? Husk: Yeah. Vaggie: Cool.
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infinititia · 2 months
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Angel: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.
Husk: You always act stupid.
Husk:
Husk: Wait...
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blazethecheeto · 3 months
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Things Hazbin Hotel Characters Absolutely Have Said
Angel Dust: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."
Husk: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.
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Nifty: I learned a valuable lesson from this.
Charlie: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…
Nifty: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!
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Lucifer: Dammit, you ruin everything!
Alastor: You're welcome!
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Vaggie: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-
Charlie: *blushes* What are your thoughts?
Vaggie: The fourth sentence-
Charlie: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-
Vaggie: It’s “you’re” not “your”.
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Angel Dust, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Husk: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.
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Cherri: Please, picking locks is my specialty.
Cherri *throws a brick through the window*
Cherri: Okay, let’s go.
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Sir Pentious: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*
Vaggie: We have heart?
Sir Pentious: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.
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chaoticace2005 · 3 months
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Husk: *Laying face down on the bar*
Charlie: So Angel said he liked you?
Husk, muffled: Yeah
Charlie: ...and you asked him to marry you?
Husk: Yeah
Charlie: …and?! How’d he react?!
Husk: Dunno, I ran before I could scare him even more
*Meanwhile*
Angel, kicking in the door to the Cherri’s room with 12 bottles of champagne: Cherri! Babe! Holy shit! I'm gonna get married!
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