#i also advise that

[boycritter]

oh i am so fuc,king high right now. goddamn. i was wondering what was wrong with the youtube video i was watching because i couldnt unpause it. i was clicking on the wikipedia page for mathematics . my close friends instagram story is in shambles.

#dont do what i do #<- auto suggested tag was #dont do drugs #i also advise that

[ew-selfish-art]

Dpxdc AU: consultant groups can be used to outsource problems for companies so why not monarchies?

Danny is listening to the various eyeballs and ghosts chatter on about all the issues that he now has to oversee and advise and make so many freaking decisions on. It’s annoying that it all has to come down to his call because he was a dumb 14 year old who didn’t want his town to permanently live in the ghost zone.

Now 17, King of the Infinite, and a bit wiser to the world, Danny is doing his best to balance his teenage ambitions to not give a shit and his protective obsession to very much give a shit.

Sams parents are making her learn the family business and Tucker is trying to make this internship he’s got with a fancy tech company out of New Jersey into a career without college… so while they’re commiserating with Danny the idea comes up.

Earth has a shit ton of heroes. Like, ever since the Justice League *poofed* the GIW out of existence with the Meta human acts- more and more caped crusaders seemed to be coming out of the wood work. More villains too but still, more people who seemed wise to their abilities and morals. Danny has literally never taken an ethics class.

But rn, Eye-mothy and Eye-Bert are arguing over how Danny as King Phantom is supposed to tackle the problem of some fucking pool acting as a weird trade route with a cult and… ugh it’s just so boring but like also such a fucking problem. But… maybe it can be someone else’s issue.

Opening a portal, Danny escapes into space and gets to work finding the base of operations- Tucker had told him there was a new satellite after all and there’s no way it wasn’t connected to the hero orgs- and boom he flies into the Watchtower.

“Hey- are any of you guys willing to consult on some weird pools of ectoplasm in Pakistan? Green and glowing little lakes of bullshit and magic?” Danny asks into the meeting room of the JL regardless of their startled and alarmed exclamations.

“… I could consult on that.” A voice comes from the corner, and Danny recognizes him as one of the bat people. Or bird? The guy is in a lot of red and clearly wasn’t supposed to be in this meeting based on the way he’s propped in the corner. The room erupts in protest but Danny barely hears them through his excitement and focus on the dude.

“Great! I’ll have him back before the end of the day! Lets go Bird boy!” And with that, Danny grabbed the Bird, chucked them both through a portal back into his thrown room and begins to explain the way these eyeballs are totally trying to trap him into doing more work than he needs to do.

“What do I call you by the way? I’m Danny but you’ll probably hear them call me King Phantom.”

“I go by Red Robin, and honestly, I’ve been trying to get this shit taken care of for years.”

From there Tim becomes a regular consultant for King Phantom- the Bat Family is losing their minds with him constantly going to the land of the dead but also Constantine said not to piss off the king at all costs.

Danny is just thrilled that this dude has a shit ton of insight as well as business sense- like he could legit run the monarchy way better than him despite the fact that they’re the same age.

They end up working together for years, and even when there’s not an active issue at hand, Danny will meet up with the bird just to talk.

Sam and Tucker think they’re hilarious each time they ask if Danny’s proposed yet.

Tim has already planned their wedding but all of that information is in a folder more secured than the nuclear codes- Danny needs to ask him on a date first.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #danny phantom #Tim drake #dead tired #dc crossover #dp crossover #ehehehehe #also him just grabbing any random hero to help on any issue their power set might help to advise #danny outsourcing his issues is my favorite headcanon #boy wants to be helpful but also like is begging to just have one lazy Sunday #Tim drake is like ‘why would I not help run a monarchy in my spare time from running a Fortune 500 company and being a vigilante?’ #tim drake is a menace #he’s what the eyeballs have nightmares about and they didn’t even think they could have nightmares

[aimseytv]

trying to exist while my body is just constantly fighting my internal organs is exhausting i wish i could just teleport into a body that works

#bit of a sad post but i wish my body just worked the way it should #i shouldn’t have to do a million and one things just to exist without so much pain you know #gonna just try my best to look after myself as much as i can #i advise you all to look after yourselves also

[viliantropy-art]

The Pink and The Blue

A derivative of a young master and helper AU. Yeah.

#sth #amy rose #metal sonic #metamy #myart #You don't understand amy does not develop Stockholm she naturally counters it while still being good-natured!!!! #Metal's a POS but he's trying okay #sthpabau #pink and blue au #doctor eggman #eggpire amy #classic amy rose #organic metal sonic #Also I HC metal is incapable of mind games due to nuance so I'd bet that Amy is more capable #But she doesn't manipulate him other than giving points of advise and he often finds it helpful #Or maybe I'm starting to ocify them I don't know anymore #sth au #sonic au

[clingyduoapologist]

Percy Jackson, who grew up as a social outcast and also is literally the kindest person alive and so every closeted gay kid at every school he’s been to looked to him for protection and bonded with him: Ugh I’m literally not having a hot f*g summer rn :(

Annabeth Chase, who grew up half in Virginia half on a camp in the middle of nowhere:

#my lawyers advised me to censor that #but also I just had this thought and it’s like so fucking accurate in my head #pjo #Percabeth

[andthebeanstalk]

Hey anyone else remember the episode of Adventure Time called "Evergreen" where it's revealed that the original bearer of the crown to whom it was "forever linked" was actually a neglected child (and prior reincarnation of Finn) named Gunter trying to be like his wizard father?? Anyone??? Because I had fully forgotten until re-watching the episode last night and I'm losing my mind about the implications.

(This episode is also a devastating look at how a mistreated child unconsciously learns that he must treat himself and those he has power over as cruelly as he has been treated. Adventure Time has so much sadness and madness, y'all.)

#original #at #adventure time #Finn the Human #Evergreen Adventure Time #Gunter adventure time #simon petrikov #Evergreen the wizard makes the crown to stop the Lich comet against the advisement of every other Elemental #Evergreen looks a lot like the Ice King but the twist is that his servant / son Gunther ends up having to use the crown to stop the comet #but since the crown grants the user's truest wish and Gunter's wish is to be like Evergreen #instead of saving all life Gunter becomes a crazed parody of his cruel father and ostensibly dies moments later from the comet #so now whoever bears the crown is not linked back to Evergreen they are linked to a boy pretending to be Evergreen #they become a parody of a parody #and now it's happened again but Simon has the choice to be a better father than Evergreen #another Gunter has become a parody of his neglectful father. #although even Ice King was not as cruel as Evergreen. nor this Gunter as innocent. I'm excited for the next episode of fionna and cake #fionna and cake #also the gemstones are eyeballs stolen from a lava elephant that looks like tree trunks #tree trunks #I think there's a good chance that elephant is still alive and wants its eyes back #also the Thematic implications of the name Evergreen matter a lot to me

[wollstonecrafted]

favorite genre of character…. absolutely delicious trope…

#as delicious as one’s own toe 😍 #the bitchiness #the decades long devotion #despite the abuse or neglect #idc it’s toxic and it gets me EVERY time #I’m losing my mind #and yes I’m brave enough to su post in 2023 #need more of this character type pls advise :) #ofmd #izzy hands #edizzy #ps I loved Izzy from the start sorry he’s funny #guillermo de la cruz #wwdits #nandermo #also I love the character type more than the relationships themselves #I don’t ship the ships per say I just love tragedy #💞💞💞 #mine

[solisaureus]

yknow riordan’s whole thing about demigod children of aphrodite being super feminine froufrou shallow weaklings is wild considering fucking aeneas was a son of venus

#i mean idk maybe aeneas was a super feminine froufrou shallow weakling but he did conquer latium so. #he did also TECHNICALLY fight achilles however briefly and ill advised that was #but like aeneas is by far the most famous mythological demigod son of aphrodite/venus #and he’s like never mentioned. maybe he’s mentioned in hoo but i honestly don’t remember #anyway justice for aphrodite demigods because whatever lore riordan has given them is Not It. #robin text

[freakurodani]

i think katara and her righteous fury is a beautiful beautiful thing

i think she should call out republic city council on some bullshit and aang should be behind her and when the council looks to him like "Avatar pls" he just shrugs

"my most applicable title right now is 'Katara of the Southern Water Tribe's Husband' actually "

#conspiracy lvl: text #atla #kataang #katara #aang #before they walk in hes like #*katara i do have advise that you dont fight them* #*but also i respect and trust your judgement to get your point across* #i just love katara so much i love thinking about her calling ppl out on their bullshit and he is in the background all doe eyed #like yes yes katara can be gentle she is motherly #but shes just like the ocen #a source of life but incredibly fierce #im just like aang i love katara soooo much i wanna watch her yell at ppl <3

[suntails]

the weight of the crown

#everyone say 'thank you kara' for the idea #ch7 gonna have this mans hafta face the reality of taking over the throne. the burden of his responsibility. the legacy. the the the the #hes always like 'lilia stop treating me like a kid' oh yea? ik uve lived hundreds of years but have u had to face the solitude of ruling yet #there is nobody else to support u the same way. everything is on u. u can have advisement and guards and w/e but UR the one it falls on #i also think the pressure of societal relations in briar valley is...particularly tough to hafta take over. progress has been made but sTILL #how much history is there. how much bloodshed how many conflicts im GRAGHGHGH #whatever im not eloquent thats letties job. i just draw shit #twst #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #suntails

[ainsi-soit-il]

Idk why I feel like I should say this now, since it's not come up at all in the Christblr world lately, but having been in an interdenominational dating relationship for a little over two years now, this is the best advice I have for other people in or pursuing interdenominational dating relationships:

If you date someone outside your denomination, you're going to find out eventually what your Theological Hills To Die On are. Talk about those hills together and work through them.

Have a sense of humor about your own--and each other's--denominational distinctives. At the same time, be sensitive to each other's beliefs, and recognize that something that seems minor to you may be a treasured belief of your significant other.

Visit each other's churches. Serve together. Get involved in each other's community. Make friends with each other's friends.

Recognize that it's fully possible that your convictions may change, or they may not. That is up to the Lord's will. It's not up to either of you to put that pressure onto each other.

Finding unity in the person of Jesus sounds easy and feels daunting all at once, but it is possible and is deeply beautiful.

#live from the scriptorium #christianity tag #idk if anyone in interfaith relationships follows me #and i personally do not advise pursuing interfaith relationships for religious reasons #that said if you are in an interfaith relationship i imagine all of this also applies

[owlbear33]

Contrary to popular wisdom, at least some players would in fact like to read your practically novel-length, functionally system-neutral setting guide

sidenote: the GM is a player

#owlbear grumbling #ttrpg design #I also advise having a tl:dr for that setting guide

[hcnnibal]

im falling deeply in love w a transmasc in another state. any advice? (it's the state i was born in i just live in a dif state as an adult)

uhhhh sell everything u own and move there

#this may seem like im joking but my husband moved countries after like 3 months of dating and we are approaching our 10th anniversary rn #sometimes things work out!!!! true love is real!!!! #but also! #big also #i am not qualified to give life advise #im just a pink rat

[skinandscales-if]

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Hey gang :) wonderful news! I am one more scene (and a few inevitable rewrites/bug fixes) away from finishing chapter two of Skin and Scales! 🎉🎉

That means it’s time for the beta testers forum to come around again, and this time I’ve changed my mistakes from last time and edited the page a bit! I’m going to need many more hands on deck this time around, and I hope you consider joining the team!

Applications will be open for a few weeks (3-4 estimated), and before you join, please make sure you’ll have the time and energy to do so! I’m looking for testers who can be patient and can properly communicate with me, so give it a shot if you’re interested! Reblogs, as always, are appreciated!

Apply here!

Reminder that this story touches on some very sensitive subjects, so please be aware of the content warnings and possible expansions of these warnings before you sign up! Taking care of yourself should be the number one priority!

#update #S&S: beta applications #Skin & Scales #S&S IF #beta tester applications #interactive fiction #twine #I goofed up big last time so hopefully this revised bit will be better #also same as last time: not really running on a set end date #but I advise applying early! #just because I’m shutting it down once things slow down #but hopefully this timeframe will be enough!

[fishareglorious]

Do you think Madam Z and Katz ever explored each other’s bodies

#reverse 1999 #madam z #katz #sorry but also not sorry #'heh heh... a vote is not the only thing i need katz.' 🤨okay? what is it that you want from her then🤨? her—[my lawyer has advised me to #not finish this sentence.] #for me this also applies to z and constantine but i haven’t quite finished the entirety of chap 4 yet so i havent reached the final verdict #i think miss zhang zhizhi deserves major bitches

[sleepnoises]

Drew this diagram about the concept of getting a bigger bed which I am still being made to think about. The thing is that I live in an attic with a layout that makes this totally unworkable and thus fun to imagine

In this model either you have to climb into the room over the bed over a like three foot sheer rise OR the mattress is cut such that it flows down the stairs

Other key points: the ceiling is 7 feet in the middle and 4 feet at the sides; the headboard of the bed is not on the wall because there's a built in bookcase back there

#also I don't want or need a bigger bed. to be clear. people just keep advising me on it. xoxo