#i cannot explain why

[transingthoseformers]

For some reason i get the will to write just as I'm about to sleep so here's some snippets from the new wips i started ig

Another steam filled vent escaped him, the light blindfold almost heavy on his faceplates. Though, considering how his audials and optical sensors were previously disabled, it was merely symbolic of Starscream's control over him.

He sucked in a breath as her talons traced a line on his wings, the sensation still so new to him. Megatron could feel another pearl of lubricant trailing down his thigh.

~~~~

The dulled scalpel trailed up Tarn's neck, all the way up to his mask, as Pharma stared down at the kneeling mech. Clicks, pops, and groans emerged from his manually deactivated vocalizer, the two of them unwilling to take the risk. In Pharma's opinion, the mech's voice is just as pretty like this

~~~~

Tarn looked up at the blue and purple mech, a self proclaimed autobot, their red optics meeting

It did not take Tarn long to learn their universes had very, very different definitions of autobot and Decepticon.

In fact, if you had asked Tarn he would say this version of Optimus better resembled the most stereotypical of Decepticon depictions in those salacious novels about interfaction relationships. Not that he ever read them, of course. Definitely.

~~~~

Megatronus moaned roughly against his lover, his helm tucked tightly under the larger mech's own. Shockwave merely huffed, not wasting any time on affection in favor of pushing the mech against the wall more in order to gain a better angle.

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"are you sure? Sure-sure?"

"I'm fully sure, dude! I appresh— apreshhh, fuck it. I like your concern, shows me you're a good guy."

"just saying, typically I'd be pissed if someone pulls this scrap on me..."

"then take this as a way to flip the desk!"

"do you mean turn the tables"

"sorry, inside joke from the office. Can you please frag me now? Pretty please???"

~~~~

They will never admit they missed this dynamic, how Megatron enjoys how Optimus has grown more bold since the last time they interfaced, before the war.

Though, this wasn't the air of two young lovers fooling around under the stars.

This was a display of dominance.

#valveplug #does this count as fic snippets #because #i mean #it is #:3 #tarnop #megop #tarnma #megastar #rodlock #the rodlock one is actually half done but like. missing chunks 2/4 and 4/4 so it's not done cooking yet #legally /j this is why paraxodicalundressing exists but i barely use it anymore other than to dump only valveplug reblogs into it #i cannot explain why #take this how you want

[allhailducks]

This is my mood nothing can change that.

#i feel pretty very pretty and gaaaaaay #gay pride #im very gay #gay love #i cannot explain why #but im on a high dose of dopamine #actually i can #ice queendom #whiterose #these bitches gay #i cant

[shyrule]

i can’t be the only person to find random numbers in the like quintuple digits to be funny okay like 63,849???? 74,360???!??! that shit is hilarious to me-

#don’t ask #i cannot explain why

[feathered-serpents]

Oh no Thoth is as fun to write as he is to draw

Also if you saw me upload this with fewer details, different size words, and an unfunny doodle in the corner, and now reupload it fixed. Come back with a warrant

#imagining egypt #imagining egypt extras #god of war #i wanna grab his beak and like. shake it #i cannot explain why

[anxious-alien-overlord]

Items that I have carried in my purse ranging from normal to slightly odd.

1. Wallet

2. Tic Tacs/Ice breakers

3. Salt and or sugar packets

4. Tozo headphones case with headphones

5. Backup SD card

6. Various rings/other jewelry I forgot about

7. A pin with an octopus on it

8. An opossum sticker

9. The broken pieces of a pen

10. A small figurine of Anubis I carried for good luck (that purse was stolen)

11. A rock cat figurine I carry for good luck

12. An uncut Garnet

13. A raspberry shopkin

14. Purse brownie

#i’m sure there’s more #list #things I’ve carried with me #i cannot explain why #mildly interesting

[cvbullshit]

I really wanna draw CV versions of Natsu's Aftons, as they are in CV, but I'm so nervous to idk why, like I'm low-key afraid to

But like I wanna draw Wanda, NA Eli, and NA Evan so bad ;-;

They're so fun and cute in CV but I haven't drawn or mentioned them at all bc I'm so scared to

#random post #cv stuff #cv characters #cv versions #natsu #natsu aftons #natsu fnaf au #i'm literally so afraid #i cannot explain why #like i have no problem with giving credit to natsu #as natsu is a pretty small yt channel #but idk it still scares me #ahhhh

[imawriternotamagican]

My actual reaction when there's no ads before my podcast episode:

#the magnus archives #wolf 359 #welcome to night veil #podcasts #memes #i cannot explain why #but when i don't have to hit the 15 second skip button #it makes me so fucking happy

[chaelinsbitch]

Something about the word yummy rly sets me off. Idk what it is. It's so ugly and makes me so angry. Same with the words tasty and supper and toasty

#i cannot explain why #ig this is how some ppl react to words like moist

[cosmicdreamgrl]

first it was julia, now kayla, why are you guys coming for me like this lol

#steph.text #it's not my fault that i'm singularly very biased towards one member in particular #trust me #a lot of people assumed i'd have multiple biases let alone bias wreckers down the line #but alas it never happened #i cannot explain why #and now it's just something to clown me for #oh well #it's fine really #i don't take it to heart

[sashasluggo]

Hey brick! It's me! Taped septum anon again!

I return with some more

E N R I C H M E N T

Anyway I can send you this album anonymousely?

Not cuz I'm trying to hide or anything, I just feel like me being on anon is more fun for you.

You're amazing Brick, never let anyone take your silliness away from you.

Hello again!

Sure, you can send me stuff if you want, ye!

#I don't mind anon asks! #regardless of your reason it's all chill with me #And don't you worry #my silliness isn't going anywhere >:3 #Also I kinda like being called brick for some reason #I cannot explain why #but it makes me feel cool ghdsjhsdgak

[telesto-of-the-tesco]

Genuinely the best thing I have ever seen in any online chat that I have been a part of

#honkai 3rd #honkai impact #hi3rd #i love this so much #i cannot explain why #honkaiposting

[lemonsbakery]

i need these guys to meet so badly

#i cannot explain why #lem stfu abt roguefort

[methinmycoffee]

Season 7 rankings!

From Best to Worst:

South Park is Gay (Ep. 8)

Casa Bonita (Ep. 11)

All About Mormons (Ep. 12)

Christian Rock Hard (Ep. 9)

Raisins (Ep. 14)

Butt Out! (Ep. 13)

Red Man’s Greed (Ep. 7)

Grey Dawn (Ep. 10)

Lil’ Crime Stoppers (Ep. 6)

Christmas in Canada (Ep. 15)

Canceled (Ep. 1)

I’m a Little Bit Country (Ep. 4)

Toilet Paper (Ep. 3)

Fat Butt and Pancake Head (Ep. 5)

Krazy Kripples (Ep. 2)

#south park #quest for rankings #I have a soft spot in my heart for South Park Is Gay #and by that I mean I love it #I cannot explain why #but like ‘I’m not just Gay I’m a cadimite’ #I think Fat Butt and Pancake head Isn’t that good #idk why but I think it’s a little over rated #and I’m never a fan of ‘incocent little kid but in a way adult situation’ #so Krazy Kripples is last #also this is a good season

[unbisoudelibby]

“Maple Syrup,

Coffee,

Pancakes for two.

Hash brown,

Egg yolk,

I will always love you.”

~ HS ‘Keep Driving’

#stop it #violently sobbing #i am in love with this part of the song #i cannot explain why #accept it #harry styles #harry’s house #harry’s home #HS #hs3 lyrics #keep driving

[teansouprmyjam]

hello, high alone by sevdaliza is a song specifically about essek,, goodbye

#i cannot explain why #but the song is both him rejecting expectations from his family/kryn society #and struggling with his own expectations and wants both past and present #now goodbye #literally listened to this song Once but the blorbo vision.. #critical role

[hamingo]

It's literally impossible for me to type only a singular punctuation if it's anything other than a period

!! is so much better than !

If I'm confused or asking a question I'm not ? I'm ??

It's always two or more anything less isnt worth my fucking time

#i cannot explain why #ive just noticed this is how i type lol