#i cant do anything rught

[timeisacephalopod]

So I work retail, right, and we get shoplifters- normal stuff. So the other day I guess 3 separate people had carts heaping full of stuff that they walked on out with (this happens frequently, you'd be shocked at how many people just walk out the door with thousands of dollars worth of shit). Given that several grand walked out the door my boss calls the cops- and this is where it gets absurd- they said they couldn't come because there was no one to send and I call bullshit on that when we've done this before and cops decide shoplifting isn't worth their time every time they're called.

Now, I don't really care that people are stealing from a billion dollar corp, fuck it up they aren't loosing anywhere near enough for that to matter, but Jesus Christ if I was that useless at my job I'd be fired. Cops so regularly refuse to do their fucking jobs to show up and take shoplifting reports that I just know they're this lazy everywhere else too, and in a way ZERO other employed people could be and with zero consequences for it, unlike anyone else who is bad at their jobs. Like this is what people think is saving society from crumbling? A bunch of lazy fucks who can't even do minor parts of their job right so I doubt they do anything else 100% up to snuff either? Really, the guys who can't even be bothered to care about several thousand dollars worth of theft? Like no wonder police solve rates for crimes are so embarrassingly low, they don't even begin to try let alone actually do their fucking jobs.

#winters ramblings #seriously if ANYONE else was this incompetent at their jobs theydbe fired #hell if cops were government officials wed call them government waste and stop paying them and eliminate their jobs #they arent fucking doing their jobs anyway so theyre useless #this is why i dont trust cops. like if i got robbed they cant even care about several grand being stolen from a business #and the business class is who theyre DESIGNED to protect. if my job has no hope no an individual might as well John wick it #also one time some teens stole my moms wallet out of a car she borrowed from a family friend #and SHE hunted them down by tracking their spending spree and calling the stores to get camera footage to show to cops #did anything happen with the teens who spend THREE GRAND on her cards and smashed a window to a car that wasnt hers? #no they got a 'theyre kids' and released like she lost her CITIZENSHIP out of her wallet and they couldn't even pay for the fucking window? #my mom was livid because if she did that shed be in jail for years and shes damn rught she would be #ill guarantee one of those kids was a cops kid or was a cops kids friend and thats why nothing happened #THATS the thin blue line and ill have you know its not a linr of anything but key stone morons who are less than incompetent #theyre so lazy and useless they should be strsight up eliminated its not like theyre doing their fucking jobs anyway

[natashawritesstuff]

NO NO NO WHEN I TELL U I SOBBED AND ALMOST BROKE MY BED. PLS PART TWO OF THIS

PLEASE SOMETHING HEART WRENCHING FOR HIM. NO. I CANT😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I MIGHT DIE FROM DROWING IN LALL MY TEARS PLS I AM WILLING. WILLING TO GIVE U MY RUGHT KIDNEY ANYTHING. PLS JUST A LART TWO FLUFF FOR READERRRRR PLS

based on keep it to yourself by Clinton Kane (and carrie and big from satc)

You’ve been a mess since your breakup. At least, that’s what your ex, Kyotani likes to think. When clearly that’s not true as he’s been staring at that stupid engagement post for the past fifteen minutes. 

A post that you were tagged in. A post that he didn’t make, a post that he would’ve made if he hadn’t messed things up. Before he can stop himself, he grabs his keys and phone and heads out the door. Twenty minutes later there’s a knock on yours. 

“No,” you say, shaking your head, “no.”

You turn away from the door, but still, leave it open and he takes it as an invitation, walking in. 

“You didn’t have to post it.”

“Excuse me?” you question, walking into the kitchen and grabbing yourself a drink. 

“You’re fucking engaged now?”

You sigh as you start pouring and nod, “yeah, Ken, I am, so why are you here?” you ask, downing the drink in one gulp. 

“I always thought it would be-”

“It’s not,” you interrupt. 

“Yeah, I keep getting fucking reminders of that.”

“Please, as if you don’t post your girlfriend every other week!”

“I post her, I didn’t get fucking engaged to her!”

“What the hell? Is there some sort of rule where you can date and I can’t-”

“No, but you don’t have to throw it in my fucking face that your happier now, you can keep that yourself.”

“As if you do?”

‘I’m not happy!” he screams.

Your lips slightly part in surprise and you shake your head and start pouring again. 

“You’re so unfair,” you whisper. 

“Y/N–”

“You left me. Remember? Remember me crying and begging you to stay, do you remember that?”

“I remember wanting-”

“Yeah, but remember you left anyway!” you remind him, utterly exhausted. “What the fuck Kyo! Seriously, what the hell are you doing here?”

“I still love you.”

“What am I supposed to do with that? You have a fucking girlfriend as you're spewing this shit to me and I’m supposed to trust you? Let’s just say I did, what do you want me to break up with my fiance for you? Really? Was that what you expected? What, did you have some fucking convoluted fantasy where I can’t move on from you? Cause I can, and I did. I’m not some fucking broken doll that only you can fix. I’m not going to drop everything in my life just because you decide you want me again.”

“I never stopped wanting you, I just wanted better for you-”

“I have it! And you’re still here trying to mess everything up!”

“Tell me you don’t love me and I’ll go-”

“I don’t love you,” you respond all too quickly, “I’m not in love with you and I haven’t been since you left. And if you actually still love me as you claim, you’d fucking leave, and this time don’t come back.”

And he didn’t. But soon after he left your fiance did with dinner and the way your face lit up when you saw them confirmed you made the right choice. Which meant saying yes at the alter three months later was the easiest thing you’ve ever done. You had a beautiful wedding and an amazing honeymoon, posting all about both. But not before blocking Kyotani, taking his advice, and keeping it to yourself; at least his eyes, the ones that never got to see how big your smile was on the big day.

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a/n you can keep the kidney dw :)

#hq kyotani #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!! #haikyuu angst #haikyuu aces x reader #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu angst to fluff #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu captains x reader #haikyuu domestic #kyotani fluff #kyotani x reader #kyotani angst #hq timeskip #aoba josai x reader #aoba josai headcanons #aoba johsai #mad dog x reader

[17isrighthere]

When you say reign…..please don’t tell me prince Charles of reign……babes WE CAN DO BETTER THE BASTARD BROTHER JS RUGHT THERE 😀

i really did hold my head in my hands in humiliation for a solid minute after seeing ur ask i cant help it hes my favourite type of male character pathetic covered in blood loves and hates his mother absolutely insane incapable of anything tragic

#but i do like bash omg!!!!! hes very dear2me #answered #why did u clock me like this

[cursegirlrabbit]

So apparently someone wanted to make a 'expose cursegirlrabbit' account on here. So you know what?! Fine! Let's address this since its been months and you just won't stop.

Yes, I did block you on your birthday. And I apologised for it. I acknowledged that I should have waited for a different day but as I said before I cant change the past! I can't do anything about it!

I'm difficult am I? A disfigurement? No thats not why I blocked you. I blocked you because your opinions on abortions where against mine, you were pro life and I wasn't. I don't think anyone has the rught to decide what another person does with their body.

Thats a big thing for me and that's why I blocked you. I don't expect you to change your views for me. I didn't feel we'd be compatible as friends. That happens.

But I wished you well, I sis I thought you were still good person and wished you a great life. Nd what do you do?

Massive posts like this, trying to 'apologise' your apologies were full of gaslighting and manipulation.

Even sending me DMs when I had made it clear I didn't want to speak to you making new account after new account. I tried to just ignore and block. Not wanting to get into drama or a fight.

You even went as far to post one if your long apologies on my YouTube videos, and snarky little comments on others afterwards.

You think I don't know about your new abnerchad account you started reblogging my stuff with.

I figure well he hasn't said or caused any issues ill just let him be. Then I found a 'expose call out account'

You like my art? Fine. You like my stories? Fine. My videos? Fine. But everytike you try to start anything ill just keep blocking you and blocking you.

This is my final say on the matter. You wanna dislike me? Fine then don't follow me or interact with me. I don't expect the whole world to like me.

I've said my apologies, I tried to stay civil. This is it. Its done.

Leave.me.alone

[bargainfuckingharold]

Its just me the guy who never mattered for insane stupid pathetic reasons you couldnt even be my follower listener let alone true friend even once. Youre whatever you know you are... please kill yourselves i wont miss you i wont kill myself why should i have to i am not the problem im just waiting til i naturally die somehow any way but painful or boring or without dignity but guess what i have none because of my wife especially i lost all of it trying to be a good husband to a phantom. A total lie is what i married my life is meaningless. She disnt even meam to do it shes innocent of everything except hurting me worse than anyone by knowing how badly i needed love and leavibg me behind i cried in my car the whole way home for 45 minutes because i knew my struggles my pain my worth had no value after all. My prayers would never be answered and now cant. Ill always resent why she does anything for me now i dont trust it or care she didnt choose to she just knows she has a obligation and good for her for avoiding it. I was a mistake why should she or anyone stand up and be the answer to my worst nightmares... i was taken advantage of sexually eventually and i didnt care as long as i got drugs that turned off my memory and my feelings because it always hurts even rught now like im falling all the time and im always tired. Im just scared but not even just that im used to it so im not scared im waiting to beg for my life because i know ill be humiloated onto contradicting my cries for help by asking whoever to stop brutally murdering me i want to live when really i just wish there was a God or real Love. https://www.instagram.com/p/CkAZlatO9ha/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[straykats]

whatever reading/writing dlump in in rught now sucks ass man i feel so BWJDND i cant do anything i want to do

#kat talks

[othercrossee]

I don't think you'd ever hear me shut up if u let me talk about the writing in obey me

#z rambles #cuz in my opinion it sucks #sure the trope is solid but the character writing is so fucking sloppy and very uneven. im not the smartedt oerson so ibv i cant say much #but i think we all see just how awful the writing csn be its rushed its weird its boring too. sometimes it feels like #they jsut pull anything st sll out of their ass to ssy oh hey! yeah we have this! and theres no going from there its all the ssme too #the characters themsekves is just so badly written and sometimes feels so fucking shallow #theres moment when it like. shines thru anf suddenly its just so......bland and exoected #i ubderstand how it works obv and what rheyre doing surely wirks out in their favor but its not good when u thinj about it #i think we love the characters rhey gave us but what theyre doing is just not executed rught #i supposed we have devilgrsm to thank for all the shit they fucked up. at least they gave them more true to their oersinality and time #i love the ideas of these boys i just hate how shallow they gitra be in writing with otome games #i dont exoect much snd nor am i exoecting them to chabge or asking for changes #im just rambling anf thats it lmao #also i totally get why irs the way ir is as i mention before about the industry and also i supposed it is hard to write a solid idea #when the person youre aiming for isnt really ckear. mc is a bland canvas so #and ik youd say well fsnfic r better. WRONG. fsnfic sometimes suck and r so fucoing bad #yall glorify this shit too much

[mytearsricoshay]

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#im literally in the middle of a fucking breakdown right now and i had to sit there asking her ‘do you need anything else? what can i do now #until she fucking dismissed me and i left #and even then she cant leave me the fuck alone #i just want to fucking die rught now and i dont have anyone i can talk to and its just making it worse #even if i did have someone im too much of a fucking damaged idiot to take advantage of it

[papyrusmybeloved]

I'm going to assume someone probably asked Papyrus already, but if not, Papyrus? and if so how about Mettaton?

Eeeeee no actually you are the first person to send an ask!! Congrats on being the sender of the first ask ever recieved on this blog, lmao 🧡

Okok, on with the show!

First impression: hm how do i say this? The first time i met Papyrus, I didn't really think I would like him very much? The first time you meet him, he is berating sans about not doing his job, and then he goes on a lil monologue about how popular and important he wants to be. I felt like he was a bit loud and overwhelming, and his priorities weren't in the right order, haha. I guess overall my very first impression was that he was a fun character, but a bit shallow. Seems funny to think of now, 5 years later, running a blog dedicated to him and with a sizeable tattoo of the guy on my leg, haha.

Impression now: ohhhhhhh man um well in short, i love him. I think he is a complex, valuable character that has a lot of depth and also a healthy amount of humour and lightheartedness, too. I could write an essay about him. Honestly, I kind of already have. It's silly, but I kinda look at him as a role model at times, because he has so many qualities that I aspire to have myself, and I identify with him a lot. If you want to know more about my thoughts, u can read my highlighted response at the end of the recent undertale survey! Its the longest one, you cant miss it.

Favorite moment: Not to expose mtself as hopelessly cliche, but my favorite moment of his hands down is the part in a genocide route rught before his fight, where he recognizes that you are dangerous, but also that you need help and deserve compassion, and he offers you a hug. He has every right to be afraid of you here, to be guarded or even proactively come after you, to mistrust you, and instead he chooses to give you a second chance, the chance to grow.

Idea for a story: oh GOD i want more post pacifist surface fic with Papyrus as the focus!! I have read pretty much all there is, but I have always loved the idea of writing one myself, centered around a Papyrus that remembers resets and is dealing with the adjustment to the surface. Like a get better mental health fic. I love love love the potential of a fic that uses the idea that papyrus has been repeating resets so long that he has forgotten how to say anything he hasn't said before -- like, he is so trapped inside himself, repeating the same script, that communicating in any meaningful, different way is a "skill" he would have to relearn.

Unpopular Opinion: ack this one is hard, I don't know if I have many of those about him. Not sure how much this counts, but I do genuinely think that papyrus is clueless about some things? Not in an "uwu smol innocent bean" way, but in a neurodivergent, generally unaware of social norms and common knowledge way. He's not innocent, but he /can be/ oblivious.

Oh also! I think his aversion to Hotland is largely just a sensory issue or something similar, not some deep lore gaster related thing.

Favorite headcanon: This man is nonbinary af for sure. Has no concept of gender and doesn't care what he is referred to as. Probably in fact enjoys the irregularities and makes a point to do it, like how he says he wants to be a mom, but clearly uses he/him pronouns.

Favorite relationship: Again, this is difficult!! I love all of his relationships and think they all have many things to be explored! I think in the end I am going to have to go with his and Flowey's friendship, because there are so many complexities and unanswered things surrounding it. So many possibilities. Also, Flowey is my favorite character after Papyrus (explicitly Flowey, not Asriel), so naturally I love them as friends.

#sorry this got so long!! #i was right though! it was fun! #thank you so so much for sending this ask and enabling me to just. talk about papyrus for several paragraphs #i will never run out of things to say #i could also do mettaton if u wanted but this is hella a lot of words so its cool either way 🤷‍♂️ #the beloved #jam has thoughts :) #<--- i have decided that is my original post tag now #jam answers asks!

[kate-read-that]

Everyone knows there's two groups in Scott's town: bikers and players. On one hand, bikers are a mess to be around: always looking for trouble, making noise, partying all over the city.... a mess. Th issue is, most have good grades and know enough about machines and motors and such to give classes to the mechanics from town.

On the other hand, players are nice looking, kind hearted, smart boys that never make a fuss and are always there to help the community however they can. Most are football players, runners and basketball players or all of those at the same time. They're a charm to be around, if you're lucky enough to get in their circle.

"Welcome to Pop's, please sit wherever, its early yet" says Peter to his friends, careful to keep equilibrium on his rollers.

"Thanks Mr, we'll take the same table we usually do" Steve laughs and goes sit at their usual table with the rest.

Serving the table next to them, pretty blond looks at Peter with adoration.

"Is Claire still trying to get you to ask her out, Peter" MJ asks, fully knowing the answer already. Peter whines.

"I've tried to discourage her in a million ways! I'm bi, but I'm not interested in her, I dont know why she doesnt get it!"

"Man shes hot and funny, what is there not to be interested about?" Sam asks, one broe arched in disbelief.

"If you like her, ask her out! That'll get her off me" Peter begs while writing down their orders, even thought theres no need.

They always order the same food and wait until Peter finishes his turn to go so something around the city, and tonight's no exception, until new company arrives.

The door opens to Tony S., major douchebag of the city, and his friends, the major dumbasses, Nat, Clint and Bucky B. Peter's friends instantly look awkward and pissed, and the other persons in the diner look at Tony's and his friends with dread. Who know what they might be up to. The fact that they cant be thrown off high school because his amazing grades pisses off a lot of people.

Peter swallows and calms himself. He hopes Tony wont cause problems in the diner, because that's the last thing he needs and tmhe really doesnt want to kick anyone out. Besides, he isn't sure how he would kick them out if he had to.

Despite his nervousness, he rolls to them and smiles politely: " Welcome to Pop's, please sit wherever, today is not as full"

"What about you sit on my lap, darling?" Tony claimed he was bi a long time ago; more than claimed, he was caught having sex with some guy under the major's statue. Peter counts to five so he doesnt reply to that.

"Choose whatever table you want, I'll go serve you right now" he then turns around to give the cooker his friends orders, hoping he doesnt look too startled.

Tony usually mocks them in high school, and they mock right back, but he has never said anything sexual to him. It's strange, thinking of him that way, like someone you can have sex with. Peter shakes his head and rolls back to Tony's table.

Nat and Clint are too busy signaling at each other to notice he's there, and Bucky is checking something on the other side of the diner. Peter is too shy to say something when no one is paying attention, so he waits until Tony tells his friends to shut up and order already because they're making Parker loose his time.

Peter looks at him surprised, but smiles and starts taking notes. Clint has a little bit problem to order, because his deaf and his parents couldnt teach him to talk until he got in school, but he manages. Peter likes Clint, he's nice and seems a good person, but he doesnt understand why he mixes with the rest.

Nat is adopted and she's always in trouble for this thing or the other, she's always quiet but when she talks is like she's always trying to test you, somehow. Bruce had to give her math classes for a while and he said she's actually not that bad, but she still scares Peter.

Buckys parents are cool, they let him leave alone, which sounds incredible, but hes always argues with teachers and missing class, and hes always inappropriate and rude to people.

And Tony's parents are as rich as it gets, but they like to live away from big cities so they're here until tony graduates. Peter doesn't know much about them, except that they no longer pick Tony up when he gets arrested so one of the members of their staff does it. His uncle Sam is a cop, and he says theres nothing sadder than parents that dont care about his son enough to get mad at him.

So Peter tries to be kind to them, but it's so hard when all they do is mock him and his friends. Besides, Tony always has the expression, like he's to good for everyone else! It drives Peter mad.

"I'm going to have the Burguer 6, with chips and a piece of that ass" Tony pretends to read seriously from the menu, but his friends dont laugh. Peter's tired of the jokes, but he needs the job and Tony is not going to ruin this for him.

"Sure thing, dude, maybe when hell freezes. What else?" The others do laugh this time, to Peter's confusion, and order their meals.

.....

"Dude he absolutely hates you" Bucky seems to find this hilarious, even though hes Tony's best friend and he should support him, dammit!

"Of course he had to wear shorts, not like I could keep my mind straight or something" Tony moans, watching Peter roll away like the cute doll he is.

"You're like an animal dude" Clint says, little sloppy but understandable.

"Pathetic" Adds Nat, as if Tony needed confirmation of the screw up.

"And besides, since when is your mind straight?" Bucky laughs at his own joke, like the idiot he is, Tony thinks, while checking the other side of the diner again.

"At least I dont stalk Rogers from here like some kind of pervert" Tony smiles wide at Bucky's affronted face, blushing and frowning. "Whatever".

"Dude, just tell him you're into him and ask him on a date, this suave shit is not your style" Clint signs, too tired to try and talk. Tony signs back "Suave is totally think you jerk!"

"Not when you care" Nat interrupts as direct as always, looking seriously at him. "Food here is good but if you did yourself a favor and went straight to it we wouldnt have to come here and hear you whine"

"Straight?" Bucky chimes again, entertained. Nat hits him in the back of the head "Idiot."

"I will, alright? I will"

Rught then, Peter comes back with their drinks and Tony leans back.

"I dont know what I like the most, you coming to me in those cute rolls or you going away in that killer short"

All his friends look at him exasperated, and Tony cant believe he actually said that to Peter. Hes never going to get a date with his cheesy fucking lines.

But Peter laughs. Not a big laugh, okay, but a short, cute one that he tries to hide.

"Maybe youd like me better without both, huh Tony?" He leans towards Tony a little, his hand on Tony's shoulder for a second.

Hes gone just as fast as he came, leaving the whole table shocked.

Tony knows he should close his mouth, but he cant believe Peter Parker just legit flirted back at him. What the hell? He needs a cold shower right now, and his friends need to stop looking at him.

"Did you pay him to say that or something" Tony knows Bucky is trying to be funny, but truth is he cant explain that act either, and when he looks at Nat and Clint for help, they're just staring at him like a third head just grew out.

...

Peter is hyperventilating.

"I cant believe I flirted back. What the hell is wrong with me?" His friends are looking at him like he just told them he likes to dance hula naked in december, and Peter cant blame them

"Huh, maybe the fact that you've had the hots for him for years?"MJs voice cuts the air. Peter looks at her in disbelief.

"I have not! He's arrogant and careless and despective and rude and..."

"And hot and intelligent and funny, in your opinion" MJ adds, smiling "I've seen you laugh at his jokes when you think no one is watching, and you cant deny hes hot and smary"

"Maybe you should date him"

"Dont be ridiculous, I'm leaning to girls in this period of my life. And he's into you, not me"

Peter couldnt believe MJ. He did not have the hots for Tony, and Tomy was not funny, not all the time anyway, and Tony Stark was not into Peter in any way, shape or form.

And yet he had felt so good flirting with him. Seeing his amazement when Peter had answered. For once, Tony was not in control of everything and playing his jokes, he was shocked.

And Peter did that to him.

So Peter decided, what the hell, let's try this out. If he ends up being an asshole, my friends will kick his ass for me.

"If you like him, go ahead, but he looks like too much trouble for me" Steve said, looking worried. He and Bucky had been childhood friends, but they bad separated later in life and Steve didn't like to be close to him or his friends, Tony included.

"Yeah, and if he's a jerk to you well talk to him" Sam smiled threatingly, clapping his hands.

"Nat is really nice to be around when you meet her" added a blushing Bruce, who had been crushing on the ginger since they met but was way too shy to say or do anything.

Peter kept working until he had to deliver Tony's food. He tried not to show he was nervous and he definitely didnt check his ass before going out the kitchen with the food.

"Number 6,8,12, and 3 for you guys, with chips for everyone and a piece of ass for Anthony" he looked at Tony intently, trying to guess his reaction. For a second Stark just stranded there, shocked, until he slapped Peter's ass so strongly all the diner turned around. Or maybe it was because Peter had let out the loudest moan a boy his size could produce.

Peter thought he was going to kill himself. What was that?? One thing is flirting,but that? He was so losing his job. Trying to keep as much dignity as he could, he said "That's more than a piece, and it hurt, you idiot" and he turned around and left, head high and eyes burning from shame.

....

Tony was going to kill himself.

"Dude, what the fuck? He was kidding you dumbass" Bucky, again, was laughing at him. Although this time Tony couldnt blame him, fuck it. What the hell was that?? It's not like Peter's bubble butt didnt deserve one or two good slaps, but Peter worked there!

On the other hand, how could have Tomy anticipated that Peter was going to react like that? That moan could have brought people from the death, nd it certainly brought some of Tony's parts as well.

"It seemed like he liked it" Nat said, like she was reading Tony's mind. She was trying to keep herself from laughing, while Clint signaled that he was scarred for life.

Tont got up without knowing what he was doing. People weren't looking directly anymore, but he knew they were still totally focused on his movements. He got in the staff room without problems. Apparently Claire was too shocked to say nothing about it.

As soon as he got in he saw Peter, sitting in a corner, head buried on his lap.

"Dude what the hell? Are you alright?" Tony rushed to him scared. Peter just laughed.

"You're kidding? I'm si getting fired after that. What the fuck, man? In which world is that an appropriate way of flirting?"

"So we were flirting?" Tony wanted to confirm, and he realized now he sounded like an ass.

"Oh my god you slapped my ass but you dodnt know we were flirting? Dude! You're all class arent you?" Peter frowned at him.

"Didnt seem like you cared" Tomy knew he was being a dick, but he couldnt help it when Peter was right there, all long legs and blushed and nervous and biting his goddamn lip making it even redder than usual. If possible, Peter got even more red. "I liked that a lot, but that doesnt mean you can do it in my job, you idiot"

"What about my place? When you finish here?" Tony knew he was going to be totally rejected after that but he had to try, right?

"Ah, no, I'm not letting you win after that. You're taking me on a date first, and if you behave I'll let you take me to your place and well see what happens" Peter said, knowing full well he was going to be ditched.

"Deal"

"Wait, you sirious?" Peter opened his eyes in disbelief.

"What, you're not?" Tony arched his brow.

"I am, I am. Okay, deal"

"Can I ask you something, before I leave?"

"What?"

"Would you wear those shorts to our date?"

#starker #tony stark #peter parker #diner au #biker!tony #waiter!peter #not my best work #not my best writing #but #not the worst #long scene #fanfic #kinda #i guess #fanfiction #be kind lol

[godlymvmi]

rate each chelsea players seasons so far?

oh dear lord okay

- werner: 7.5/10. werner gets so much shit for no reason, he’s actually not had as bad of a start as rival fans love to preach on twitter/on here. even when he’s not scoring, 9 times out of 10 he’s THERE, he’s trying, hes pressing, he’s passing, he’s active. he’s so fucking fit as well, played the second most minutes for us so far and he’s bossing it. and i fully rate that, love him, we’re gonna see great things from him.

- havertz: 8/8.5/10. i cant give him a nine just yet i reckon. but bloody hell, he’s been so good. even when he makes errors, he’s tracking back to fix them, he’s intercepting, his fluidity on the ball is incredible to watch. at the same time, thats also the biggest probkem so far, he’s almost too graceful with it sometimes and he’s not the most bulky lad so he sometimes does struggle with the physical side of the prem, but that’ll come

- abraham: 8/10. he’s solidly impressed me. he’s come off the bench, now he’s starting, he’s seen his chance to show what he’s worth and he’s done it for me, he’s improved in every aspect we wanted him to. he looks so much more confident, hes still a bit clumsy with it sometimes but my god, he’s playing deeper, getting assists and goals, chefs kiss from me.

- ziyech: 9/10. and i refuse to say i’m jumping the gun. the mans passing is orgasmic to watch, his left foot makes me horny, like the man is such a fucking baller, i fully can’t believe we’ve bagged him. his corners as well, i could cry. the willian upgrade we needed, nothing more to be said, hes here and he’s perfect

- pulisic: 7/10. this is purely cos he’s now on injury again and he didn’t exactly hit the ground running right after he came back (which is to be expected) but he’s so so good. truly such a danger on that left side, i canr way for him to be back

- hudson odoi: 6.5/10. this is purely cos he’s barely played, but when he has he’s been a solid 7, he’s improved so much, he looks far more confident. he’s not perfect, he’s got a good way to go but he deserves so much better than to constantly be benched, he really should get more minutes for us and i hope it happens soon.

- giroud: 6/10. again, he’s barely played. i love him mate, i have so much love for oli and i think it’s unfair he’s being benched and coming on for a measly 10 minutes cos it’s not fair on him, whack him on with 30- 20 minutes to go. eden hazard said he’s the best target man in the world, he was one of the only reasons we made it to top four last season. deserves more

- kante: 6.5-7/10. irs hard to say, he’s not lived up to what we know he can do, he’s not been amazing and he’s had some matches where i’ve been begging for him to be subbed off, but lately it seems like we’ve found a way to go, i thought he looked so much better yesterday alongside kovacic, it’s too early to say but i don’t think he’s dusted just yet. i love him

- mount: 7.5/10. it’s hard with mason cos he’s had some absolute fucking nightmares but that’s down to poor management, no rest and being played on the wing. but look how much better he looks as a number 8, he’s a different player. i only want to see him as a number 8, i love to see it.

- jorginho: 6.5/10. i love jojo but he’s so wishy washy at times, but i truly love what he brings to the team. playing wise, sometimes i wonder what he’s thinking but generally i love him, every day i think about his “chin up” gesture to the younger lads and want to cry, he brings so much in so many ways. teaching silva english he needs to use on the pitch, telling lampard “i just want to win” when he was told werner was going to be out penalty taker. i could cry.

- barkely/rlc: didn’t play enough to rate but i hope rlc thrives on loan this season and i hope we recall barkely in january.

- chilwell: 9/10. insane. looks like he’s played for us for years mate, he doesn’t look like a signing we made this summer. absolutely insane. i hope he never leaves, he already seems to love this club and team so much, truly hope he’s our next ashley cole without rhe arsehole stuff <3

- james: 9/10. again, our fullbacks mate. reece has had at least one game i can think of where he wasn’t amazing but generally this man is everywhere, he’s attacking, he’s defending, he’s intercepting, he’s a stunner mate. his linkup with ziyech mate OOF. right back sorted forever

- silva: 9/10 and no i don’t care about that one mistake in his forst match, i don’t care. mans has changed our entire defensive look on the pitch. he’s made zouma a better player, he’s shouting directions at everyone, he’s just scored a goal for us, he already seems to love this club dearly. mate i hope he gets a contract extension, i fucjing love the man. so calm in the ball, for once i’m not pissing myself every time someone attacks. love him. love him.

- zouma: 8/10. underrated. but this man fucking works for us, every match. yeah, he’s had some nightmares and sometimes he very clearly panics whike in the ball, but he’s getting better every match imo and he’s learning from the best rught next to him. i love him, he’s always so happy as well, makes me smile. hope him and silva keep up this partnership

- christensen: 4/10 he’s just not good enough. i will die on the hill that there’s a good player inside of him, that there’s truly a good player there and sometimes we see it. but he’s not for the prem, watch him go somewhere else in europe and he’ll thrive. however, he’s my fourth choice cb, i trust him over rudiger any day.

- azpilicueta. 8/10 and ni i don’t care about your opinion. i miss him on the pitch, i cant even lie. i absolutely adore azpi. i truly love him so much and the work he does for this club, the heart and dedication he has for us. time and time again he’s saved us, i nearly sobbed at his celebration against ajax before they disallowed his goal. he’s so gracious and humble, made way for reece, and the man is still a good player. hope he stays forever and retires with us. and yes. he is a club legend.

- alonso: 3/10. man is abysmal. man is terrible. get him out of my club now. his attitude is horrid, he can’t do anything on the ball that chilwell can’t do better and truthfully, his time has come to leave. feel so uncertain anytime he plays, thank god he hasn’t in bare time

- tomori. 100/10. shut up. i love fikayo man. turning down a loan to west ham last minute to fight for his place, head down and attitude right. even now, franks said he’s part of the plans and i hope so cos i see a fucking class cb in him as long as he gets time, minutes and good coaching. i really see him as our third choice centre back, when we rest silva fikayo should be on the pitch. we’ve seen him and zouma link up before, we can see him again.

- emerson: 5/10. i don’t hate emerson, he’s just eh. he doesn’t do much for me, he doesn’t really stick out, he kind of blends in and is almost a bit invisible during most matches he’s played. he’s just eh. i don’t hate him but i certainly don’t want him starting every match ever and wouldn’t mind a new backup lb.

- rudiger: 3/10. i can respect this mans agent work to get havertz and werner to us but now it’s time to go rudi pal. i just don’t trust him on the ball ever, man terrifies me every time. he’s so shaky. i’m so glad we’ve not seen him pkay much recently, cos it baffles me that he’s being subbed on in the first place.

- kepa: 1/10. no. there’s nothing to say

- caba: 5/10. does the job, he’s not great and he’s deffo not my first choice but if mendy can’t start, he’s mt third choice.

- cech. pls play him frank. 1000000/10 <3

- mendy: 9/10. dont care about last night, he’s amazing. i wasn’t expecting him to come and perform the way he has but he’s been so so good. cant remember what it feels like to trust a goalie i just love himmmmmmm. such a good attitude and work rate as well

#i’ve just realised you said seasonS #but i’m hoping you meant this <3 #if not shush

[ddontyyoukknow]

fragile

You’re sweet and gentle. Your unique experiences makes you you ad theres noone res like you and you’ve really showed me so much partience and love. This is why I love you this is why I’m with you. You’re talented ad creative and so incredibly special. You are fragile and delicate and I need to take care of you. I want to be the patience you give me. I want to be the patience I didn’t get. If you’re not the most horny erosion in the world thats ok because u don’t need that to be a symbol of my femininity. Having someone want me sexually. I am complete all on my own. I don’t need to rely on someone’s sexual attention I can grow rom that. Your positive attributes are enough for me to be patient on the sex realm. I don’t need sex really I just need to feel accepted and if I get out of my ass I can really that you accept me and love me very deeply and I can bask in that beautiful knowledge, that I have YOU RUGHT NOW. I HAVE YOUR ATTENTIONA DN YOUR LOVE AND I HAVE ALL OF YOU T MYSELF. I cannot continue to take that for granted. I don’t want you to take me for granted but thats your issue and something you need to work though. Theres no use in trying to control the way you are. There are so many aspects of life I can control hat start with me. Why focus on things I cannot even begin to control and that just frustrate me and make me feel powerless. I am owerless because thats something I cant and was never meant to control. I want to be okay with initiating sex every single time. Because teddy obviously has some sort of aversion to starting and like I said before I cant get into teddy head to. Make him want to fuck me but I am inside my head an can ask teddy if he wants to do stuff at any moment. He doesn’t turn that down and thats not nessisarily a bad thing. I want to be able to take sexual rejection and still feel secure in myself. I want to expect the best from you and more than anything be a source of nuture for you always. You come from a different background than me and that gives you a beautiful and unique perspective that gives my life variety and light. Your quirks and idiosincrcies are cute and I accept and love you. I accept and love you. I no longer want to be fragile and hurt. I want to be string and secure. I accept and love you. I can start dialogues about things that bother me or hurt my feelings but for the most part I need to shift my personality and my expectations on what love is because that is love. If you don’t text back because you’re busy for example I cant hold on to that. Any time you do something that annoys me because it is a thing tat I would get reprimanded for when I was younger, I will practice patience and love and remind myself that this is how I was suppose to be treated and anything that derails from this was their problem that they were trying t make mine. Their problem that they were trying to make mine. Their generations of trauma that they were tyring to make mine the I cannot allow to continue to bleed to the next generation. Such a large feat obviously involves going pains., of vocurse it involves confusion and pain. I did not deserve it, I didn’t not deserve but I was watching them grow my parents who caused me pain but who I cant help but love so I have to open my heart and accept the trauma and pain they caused me and show them patience and love in my memories. Show them the acceptance patience and love that I wish I had in hopes that on day it is retired to me in some way. I need to open my heart and show them patience and love in ym memories. I accept what you did to me because you were trying your nest and int know any better, you were only human and did not mean to cause me harm. This was not your intention. And even when it was because ou were so lost in the sauce you were in more pain than I was and you deserve compassion. I respectfully return all the baggage you gave to me I no longer have a use for it and with you the best 

[akitachan0422]

Cant Write Right

You why cant i do anything right Why cant i do abything right Why cant i do anything write Right Write wrong Right erong Rught wroooong Rught ring Cant do anthingn right

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