#i could just punt him

[transjinako]

You cant ask me to believe this rich lalafell dude is an evil cunt 

#i could just punt him

[nejackdaw]

Me @ Wulbren after the way he talked to my man Barcus in Last Light

#bg3 #talking mad shit for a fucking GNOME #should have called him a prick but my tav is a nobleman so he just barely held himself back #bro the TONE when barcus said hes 'a patient man' cause i told him to wait to leave bc of the shadow curse #WULBREN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE #barcus is just a lil guy in love and i will PUNT THAT FUCKING GNOME #JUST WAIT WULBREN. ACT 3. INTO THE FUCKING HARBOR #THOSE WAVE BITCHES WILL PUT IN A WORD FOR ME WITH THE SEA QUEEN FUCKING FIND OUT WULBREN #barcus overhearing: [barcus disapproves] #sorry man do i look like a redemption paladin to you #hated his ass even when you didnt survive my first run to make it to act 3 its just worse now #guess i should tag #bg3 barcus #bg3 barcus wroot #barcus wroot #idk i dont go in his tag #or wulbrens. as you could guess

[rarestdoge]

I have a love-hate relationship with drawing on notebook paper punts him

#I say I wanna punt Cam and throw him around all the time but honestly he could kill me in a millisecond 😭 #I'd be honored tbh #also my grandparents are getting lost on the way to pick me so I'm just #standing here on campus wearing a hoodie in the heat help me #let me out let me out #/ #cameron calvin #doodles #charles calvin #thsc #thsc oc #oc #henry stickmin #the henry stickmin collection

[miscellaneous--bones]

Hey guess what I finally watched

#the names are subject to change #i think i like catrina but im not sure about tango yet #UH #but yeah i love gordi #azulin is also great i wanna punt him #i love doomed characyers i say as i clench my fist and think of how things could be better #MARIAAAAAA SOBBINGGG #AUGH SHE JUST WANTED HER MOMMM #sorry im etill processing this fucking movir #its hard for me to make a believable self insert bc of how violently anti military i am #but i dont think a protester would be plausible LOL #traitor would b murdered #which ig is how it is anyway #BUT #anyway #unicorn wars #doodles #art #unicorn wars oc #Catrina #im not tagging dancer yet until hes got a name

[captaincolorblob]

I cant decide which option is funnier, Draxum getting the turtles from a pet store or stealing them from a zoo. Imagine this 6″8 armored humanoid goat walking into a store/zoo and you’re just confused and terrified and all he does is yoink some baby turtles and maybe break an employees neck

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #barum draxum #dia rambles #i think zoo is more likely cause i doubt alligator snapping turtles specifically are able to be bought from regular stores #HOWEVER i think the pet shop option is WAY funnier #especially if you imagine its a human one cause idk if the hidden city would have regular animals #i also had to google how tall barry is and just got reminded how much taller everyone seems than they actually are #like you mean to tell me Raphael 'build like a tank' Hamato is JUST barely 6 ft????? #i'm cursed by the fact that leo is the same height as me #he either needs to be taller then me so i could kick him in the metaphorical balls by lifting my knee or short enough to easily punt him #yes i am a donnie kinnie yes the cain instinct comes with that why do you ask

[hussyknee]

Everyone stop what you're doing and go read KJ Charles. She is a master class in queer historical fiction and writing diversity authentically.

#kj charles #society of gentlemen #julius norreys is a goddamn delight #he could be the protagonist of an entire series #lord gabriel ashleigh you sweet good-hearted dumb golden retriever of a man i would die for you #i haven't read 'a gentleman's position' yet and maybe it'll change my mind #but for now I want to shove my foot up richard vane's ass and punt him into the sun #tiresome hypocrite #sorry alexis hall you've been entirely eclipsed #well no. alexis hall does romance as well as kj charles does regency politics #hall is great as long as he doesn't try to do historical fiction #a lady for a duke was so painful #kj charles did better regency trans rep with a side character than hall did with a protagonist #REAL QUEER LIT IS RADICAL LEFTIST AND POLITICAL #alexis usually keeps the politics on an interpersonal level at least #and knows to discards them entirely when he's writing escapism so that you DON'T end up with a casey mcquiston white liberal mess #but kj charles is the first time ive encountered political regency romance which makes so much sense because #inclusion and representation is inherently political #anyway im gonna reread this just to revisit some golden lines #''they weren’t going to succeed because there was maybe five of them could catch clap in a brothel without instructions.'' 😂😂😂 #knee of huss #queer fiction #historical fiction #regency romance #lgbtqia

[introspectivememories]

More about your last post I wanna know on how everyone reacts to eachother like imagine your friend finally is out of a pain cult that you had to sit around and watch as it literally ruins them but they had to be sacrifice and your local hero’s had to step to help them and then all of sudden when you go to the hospital you see TIM DRAKE straggling to fill out the most simplest questions

“TIM DRAKE!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???”

“…what’s his blood type?”

AKSDHJSKAHDHAS I FUCKING LOVE TALKING ABOUT MY FICS

okay so! some background information, it is my personal hc that bear fell into the cult, senior year of high school. so when tim rescues, he's been in there for like 5 years. it just doesn't make sense to me otherwise? like they chose him for the sacrifice. it wasn't like "oh he's convenient. might as well use him." they specifically interrupted his date-but-not-really-a-date with tim to get to him. like they thought he would be a worthy sacrifice to bring down the attention of dionysus. like he had to have been their most devoted member or something.

the gang meets him in their freshman year of college where mori, jam, and bear all end up getting an apartment together bc the landlord leased it out to three different people and they all responded. dija and chinna are their next door neighbors. anyway, they all become friends bc they all go to gotham u together.

i think mori and jam always knew there was smth wrong with bear. he's always kinda lost in his head, he disappears at odd hours of the day, when he talks to you he never directly stares at you but to the side of you like there's someone there. and as they grow closer, obviously the truth comes out near the end of freshman year.

and as college goes on, everyone learns his backstory and his sordid history with tim. needless to say, bear is like your dad who drops absolutely horrifying Dad Lore at random times and the gang is left to red-string-cork-board it together. they could be at a cafe near uni and bear randomly would be like "i tried to give my dead best friend chest compressions for like 30 minutes bc i refused to believe she was dead." cue the gang going, ".... do you, maybe, wanna unpack that?" / "no." / "oh. ok"

background info out of the way, the gang despises tim drake. how could they not? when they see the way bear has deteriorated after junior year? when they stumble across a photo of the grieves trio and wonder where that bright smile of bear's had gone? how could they not, when all of them have had to talk bear out of a hallucination? how could they not when bear comes back each night with more and more scars? when they've all walked in on him bleeding out? when all bear talks about is being chosen? when it's starting to look like this cult is going to take their friend from them?

and then, 4 years after they met bear, they get a call from hospital telling them that their brother is in the icu. and when they finally arrive at the hospital, tim drake is sitting in the waiting room, struggling to fill out basic information about his so-called "best friend".

fuck tim drake.

#okay yeah they're biased as hell #but they're on bear's side first and foremost #fuck everyone else #anyway they absolutely hate that man. if they could punt him into the sun they would #bear and tim could be getting married and they would still give tim the stink eye as he walks down the aisle #im sorry ik you meant it more in the comedic sense #but tragedy calls to me like a siren #asks #introspective.txt #timbern #mori lore time! i was originally gonna make him meet bear @ the boarding school bear went to #but i hate the idea of like one person having more ties to a person than everyone else #sorry that's just my personal issues coming out #jam lore time! jam is thai. thai people usually go by their nicknames than their real names so i looked up some popular thai nicknames #and jam popped up! anyway jam is the only one in the gang with a good family. his mom and dad are auntie and uncle to every1 else

[hiemaldesirae]

old art i need to redraw (posting these now bc the first redraw is almost done cackles)

#🌗 art tag #im actually very very proud of the first one #the only problem is i drew that when i was in love w a friend who obvs didnt like me back #so. im gonna need to figure out smt for that one #the second one is just... bad. honestly. i hate the linework and anatomy and the composition could use some work #but the design and concept is sooo good im planning on putting it into writing even #last one i love the concept. execution? um... no thanks #i guess in general im pretty proud of my art but like #urgh. soooo much to fix #my ocs #my oc #my characters #my original character #my original characters #first one is #yinhai #i think? in his casual design before i completely punted him into pol #second was #crows #im pretty sure anyway #last one was deff yin #so i wont tag again lolz

[pydrasplatling]

The size difference between a grown ass man and a child,,,,,,, I mean I guess it makes sense because Sheldon’s a horseshoe crab, but PLEASE. He's puntable.

#splatoon #coroika #Pyro's ramble corner #I could just...... punt Sheldon tbh!? #Affectionately punt him

[dreemurr-skelememer]

kia kia kia what are your views on sillay guy fresh..... :0

i dont talk about him enough and personally he is one of the sexiest motherfuckers out there to me.

#im gonna be so annoying but hes so fucking hot dawg i could punt him across the ocean #i looove fresh. hes just so annoying 2 draw #Anonymous

[imperiuswrecked]

People never hate a character on vibes anymore, they have to PROVE that fictional character is the worst for REASONS so they feel justified for hating that character and if they can’t find some fictional crime then usually they have to take stuff out of context to do this.

#my ramblings #oh no a fictional character doing fictional crimes the horror /s. Just say you hate their face and move on #like if you wanna talk about why you dislike the character then at least use full context and keep it to your lane #but no people have to throw lies out there that gets absorbed into fandom and becomes the fanon take and makes me want to scream #please tony stark could be saving kids in one comic panel and I would still punt that fucker into an active volcano bc I hate him #idgaf

[berensteinsmonster]

stimming very hard thinking abt my guy my guy uhm my au guy sorry hes a little lame but he has superpowers of THUNDER ⛈️ AND LIGHTNING ⚡ and hes very cool his name is reginald bronzepants i created a whole ska playlist that vaguely details his origin and includes super cool awesome marxhing band themes which fit the golden age superhero vibe he has going on and hehas a blue and yellow colour scheme to display that hes a good guy and he has three boyfriends with an upcoming fourth to the roster and he has a lightning bolt shaped mustache and he sounds vaguely like mc bat commander and h

#rambles #thinking abt him ehmmm hemmmm #i am trying so hard to come up with an actual cool superhero costume for him but idk how 💔💔💔 dont give me suggestions or ill punt u #could i just keep him spinning in the microwave of my mind forever until he explodes :}}} #mmmm just thinking so so hard abt him till im dizzy #<- this is what having ocs does to an mf #not gonna main fandom tag this lol #henry ventriloquest au #reginald bronzepants #thats good enough

[todayisafridaynight]

just called out of work smh TERRIBLE INFLUENCE SNAP (<- was going to anyways because fuck that place) sawashiro would be nightmarish but also drinking with emo daigo would be so bad because you can just tell he's not drinking for fun he's just being an alcoholic tm

PASSPORT THE FUNERAL MERCH 😭😭😭😭😭

drinking with y2!daigo would just be sad instead of fun like TRULY he's just trying to numb the pain. dawg how the hell am i supposed to start crackin shitty jokes when he keeps brooding in the corner

#snap chats #every time i think of yayoi being like 'my sons a party animal jesus fucking christ. a puppet without strings' #i think of this comic where daigo's just depressingly drinking a fuckin pepsi while everyone partying around him like hELP SO TRUE #HE IS NOT TRYING TO PARTY FOR FUN HE'S TRYING TO FORGET HE'S ALIVE #CHAIRMAN DAIGO THO..... he's prob a nice chap to drink with :) #id love to ask mine but. he's dead <3 #sawashiro would be a nightmare this is true not because of the idea of him being drunk but just the perpetual judgment... #girl what if he starts yelling at me.... im not his dad he could punt me if he wanted to #hm.... im going to stop thinking about it lest i have to shoot myself again 😔

[luvsavos]

Live Laugh Monsterfuck --- for science, of course

#mar.txt #ew my art #monster hunter #malzeno #bahari #admiral galleus #oc tag: vuljud #a very rare drawing of vul in her true form and of course it's a shitpost #drew this a while back but forgot to post it whoops #galleus wld (understandably) have a fucking Heart Attack upon finding out the weird cryptid woman bahari picked up from gog knows where #is actually a gold crown elder dragon #does bahari care? no that's his Definitely Just For Science Research Partner Nothing More #vul simply avoids galleus like The Plague she feels BAD about stressing him out #(also he probably constantly looks ready to throw hands w her. could she punt him? yes but that's not The Point she wants 2 be Nice</3) #sidenote i know the sizing is off here gold crown elders are Fucking Gigantic but i am lenient on sizing being accurate when Shitpost

[fantasticalleigh]

Mr. Bell was a fucking FOX and so helpful and kind yet everyone did him so dirty honestly if i were margaret i'd probably have said yes to him

#i found a way to watch it tee hee #leigh speaks #also goddamn i forgot BOTH her parents died yikes #you're telling me this HOT old gentleman signed away his fortune and property to you #bc he's a family friend/your godparent #and is doing this genuinely to take care of you #not to mention the fact that he's DYING #and only has a few months left to live #and like nobody cares? they just punt him off? #fucking ow honestly he was so good i've have been like o hell yes let's go to argentina and give you a good send off at least #he never even suggested they get married he was like “maybe you could care for me” and she said nothing??

[chocoenvy]

Can only hot people be in the fatui?

i would say yes but uh...

#choco.asks #i think it's hilarious how we've all just collectly swept him under the rug #no bc i thought pulcinella was a hot lady I WAS PROVEN VERY WRONG #hes so tinee i could punt him like a football