#i got a DOUBLE for $24

[sashimiyas]

i spent $270 last week on food and drinks (for 2 people) at a festival so i told myself no more extraneous bevvies. but i’m about to do errands and go grocery shopping for my empty fridge and i really really want a bevvie

#reinas.inretrograde #i mean my friend gave me her extra ticket for free #and told me that i could just pay for drinks/food #but a part of me died a little when i paid $70 just for three drinks. SEVENTY #and that was just the first transaction among many! #i got a DOUBLE for $24 #i’ve been to fests/concerts. these prices are normal but usually they will give you at least 4 shots in them #these people were measuring out their shots so carefully you’d think they were chemists in a lab doing titration #but i want my little vietnamese iced coffee so bad

[transtalesofdoom]

Name Change Episode IV: A New Law

So as of today, Germany's got a new law on the books! It'll take effect in November of this year. The so called "Selbstbestimmungsgesetz" (literally "self-determination law") will allow trans people to change their legal names and gender much, much more easily.

Here's a "quick" summary of my understanding:

There is a 3 month waiting period between your request for a name/gender change and the change actually taking effect. (As such, you may already file your request in August to have it kick in simultaneously with the new law.)

Requests must be accompanied by a statement that you understand what you are doing and what consequences this will have.

Kids have to be in agreement with their parents to file a request. If they disagree, a court will decide whether the request can be granted or not.

Adults cannot change their name and gender again for a year. Children are exempt from this waiting period.

If you revert to a previous gender, you must also revert to the names you had at this point. (ie, if I were to detransition, I would return to my birth name. I would not be allowed to choose a new female name.)

You may request new versions of all sorts of official documents to have them updated with your new name and gender, obviously at your own cost. The old versions will remain on file where applicable.

Being nonbinary does not exclude you from laws using gendered language (ie "no man or woman shall commit arson" would still apply if you are legally neither)

Revealing or uncovering a person's former gender without their permission is punishable by fine (although you can probably only take legal steps if this was done with intent to harm you).

If you are legally nonbinary, you may request a gendered passport under a few restrictions (This is necessary if you are travelling to countries where only binary identities are acknowledged and/or you might fear prosecution)

The law only covers the legal, bureaucratic aspect of a name and gender change. It does not settle any medical or social aspects. As such, there's quite a few... "shortcomings":

Trans people, or generally gender-nonconforming people, can be barred from gendered spaces at the owner's discretion. (They may or may not have legal options to fight back, but at that point the discrimination already happened)

There is no clear stance on sports. Both inclusion and exclusion seem allowed. (Again, that's not what the law is for, but codifying that exclusion may be allowed is still yucky.)

In case of crisis or war, changes will still be granted, but ignored in regard to the draft etc. Trans women requesting a change during or less than two months before a war would therefore be considered male and drafted.

Overall, it's about five steps forward and one step back, and that's a lot more than we usually get. We can also consider ourselves very lucky that the final version of the law does not include the paragraph in which any name/gender changes were automatically transmitted to law enforcement. You can imagine how that would go.

If I may drop my long form serious tone for a moment:

AAAAAAAAHAKJD OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED I CAN CHANGE MY NAME THIS YEAR ALREADY HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD HJBSAKJDSADVADAS

Thank you.

#genderqueer #trans #transgender #crimes against the gender convention #lgbtq #nonbinary #queer #trans experience #trans law #some good news for once!! #german stuff #legal stuff #technically from yesterday because its 24 minutes past midnight #holy shit i still cant believe it #long post #also if i got any of it wrong and you believed me without double checking thats kinda on you for blindly trusting some tumblr post

[cakesmelons]

Epic did it! He rizzed the MTT(mettaton)! .....right?

#Epic's ;3 face is officially permanent #I swear I'm gonna draw Dream and Cross ride Epic(in the dirty way) #one day #alright who's next on the list #(I am not okay) #(is anyone gonna stop me yet? pls) #also just remember wdym mtt adoring honkers is a canon event #I got giggly in my sleep #submitted #NOT melons art #sunnymainecoon #omg the mtt look like yanderes in this wait 😭😭😭 #HIS RIZZ IS UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!? #his harem has literally doubled after he rizzed the mtt #bro is definitely flaunting to thw reindeer in the area about how his harem is 10x better than theirs #OMG WAIT. HE DOES HAVE A PERMANENT ;3 FACE CAUSE HE ALWAYS HAS ONE EYE CLOSED #OMG. RIZZING 24/7 #Sunny. 😭 you CAN'T send me the dirty creampic riding #You CAN'T #i think error or ink eould be next on the list. but error's design isn't posted yet..... #and ya admiring Nightmare's honkers definitely happened in canon #there's no way i don't NOT incorporate how obsessed y'all are with nm's chest #no one is stopping your drawings. they're amazing. please continue honestly #I'm loving them #frozen!epic #frozen!murder time trio #sanscest #frozen!au #dreamtale frozen au #frozen au

[writings-on-the-moon]

I don’t know if it’s a headcanon for the sake of angst, or if people genuinely believe this: but where did we get the idea that Morro starved Lloyd to make him easier to possess?

At least, when I look at this dialogue.

“This armor, it weakens me. At the same time, Lloyd is fighting my possession.” - Stiix and Stones.

“Lloyd's spirit continues to fight my possession. He's getting stronger.” Peak-a-Boo.

“Save your strength, because I'll be needing it.” - The Crooked Path.

This whole Possession has been a double-edged sword. Now especially that last line? That’s the main reason I highly doubt Morro was starving Lloyd. Whatever Lloyd feels, so does he. If Lloyd is hungry, hurt and weak, that’s not going to be helping anyone. Not saying this makes Morro a nice guy, just that for all that he’s got a list of wrongs; starving someone likely isn’t one of them.

#Ninjago #Lloyd Garmadon #Morro #Season 5 Possession #Anyone is free to HC what they want but *gestures* #also don't think he did that bc he was thirsty soon as he returned #and that he didn't make Lloyd drink alcohol bc surely a bar serves water or non alcoholic drinks as well #he’s in a HUMAN body it won’t kill him. The liquid is on the inside not outside #he also seems to prefer complaining about Lloyd and making tiny fists like an angry toddler #And pushing himself through icy mountains even when Soul Archer says to ditch. Morro is so the type to be sick and near black out #But still continue to stubbornly walk as if he’s fine since he’s all >:( in the season and making struggling pained noises #I guess I’m mostly mentioning it bc re: double edged sword. Nobody is having a good time. It’s not Morro abusing Lloyd 24/7 as some think #He’s got more important stuff to do than waste time punching/stabbing/starving #the body he’s possessing before climbing a literal 55 thousand feet ice mountain a minute later #(So yes of course I have trouble buying the “he made Lloyd bleed out to make him weak”) I see in fic too how’d you guess #I know why ppl write it that way...I just struggle to buy the logic #Morrology

[skin-slave]

Rip to the founding fathers. They would've loved Doritos.

#weekly reminder that they were in their 20s and mostly rich and drunk a lot #the way ppl treat the constitution like the bible is weird and kinda gross #look at this inerrant document that def applies to the modern world seamlessly #im js if they got beamed here from the continental congress to 2023 they wouldnt be in dc #theyd be in florida begging women with body hair to do jello shots and saying shit like #look at that wagtail i wanna spend a night in her custom house #and its a simple game john if youve done what they say you sluice your gob #and look at the double jugg on that chap... no molly #and ive never been with a black woman i didnt own #and its just ridiculous that theyre deified #the founding fathers wouldnt stand for this #bruh the founding fathers would immediately eat 7 edibles and die of dehydration on rule 34 dot com shut up #uhhh *24 im not retyping that shit lol

[ratatatastic]

celly on the bench after matthew scored the first (and only) goal for the panthers

a dpair that scrums together, stays together

also a bonus monty leaning over the boards to bark at maroon after that hit on stevie late in the 3rd (which lead to a 3 whole misconducts to be handed out with only 2 minutes 22 seconds left to go) while mikksy manages to be at the scene of the crime yet again

boston bruins @ florida panthers game 1 | 5.6.24

#niko mikkola #brandon montour #florida panthers #2324 #playoffs 24 #after last night the only takeaway i got from that awful game is that the double m dpair does it again #whatever 7762 have together is something i need to snort #i cant get over monty putting his glove up for the high5 #and mikksy stretching all the way over kuli to complete it #because ofc the first person he wants to celly w is monty ofc #also double teaming vanriemsdyk kills me like fuck him ig #mikkola forced to bear witness to all his tiny teammates growl at men so much bigger than them #sighing as he adjust his gloves prepared to save the other guy from the rowdy cat hes babysitting #because mikkola is a bodyguard #but definitely not for our cats #sometimes for our cats #but usually for the other guys

[wholesalesoftie]

simpler times,,

#they r stuck in my head on loop 24/7 fr #what do you mean they're on red?? #they just found out they'resoulbound and got married (real) #double life smp #dlsmp #trafficshipping #dlshipping #impdubs #thing i made!

[daisyachain]

can you even imagine. I was reading Lost Light as it came out and I didn’t even know how Ratchet’s storyline was going to end. I couldn’t even begin to suspect

#the double punch of 24 followed by 25. you know what. when I got to 25 the first time I was horrified confused and betrayed #but I’ve let it sit and now it’s more and more of a based move. do rip apart everything you’ve built. #you don’t know what you got til it’s gone #kelsey liveblogs tf #one of my favourite endings to a long running series. #it’s like ANF. MTMTE. ehhhhh I’m going to put SWR in on a technicality and like. #pandora hearts wass a great ending but it was too fitting. it felt too right. it did not knock my socks off. #the series knocked my socks off and the ending gently folded them and put them away #ah wait. BANANA FISH also on a technicality. that one knocked my socks off and I’d rather it didn’t but still technically a masterpiece

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

today my coworker tried to tease me and I burst into tears and we were both mortified and I can’t show my face back there again tbh

#no cause in any other setting i would’ve laughed or done a double take ‘what???’ #but i had just had a caller going at me for ten minutes and I was so stressed and trying to keep my cool #and they just added like 0.01 stress to my load and it was all the overload needed #anyway I climbed into bed tonight #got comfy #and promptly started crying as the day hit #my cat moved into cuddle mode so fast #i adore her #no one be mad at me for the next 24 hours or I’ll sob #again #💀💀💀💀 #i think I might be getting sick I’m not usually so touchy

[elibeeline]

Not to be like 'why do men' but.. why do men

#i let my dad have my wrapping paper i was intending to use for mum birthday #(bear in mind he's got the time and money to go out and get his own) #because yea he was wrapping her new coat up #i got a three meter tube thingy thinking it was enough for a coat and the mug she'd asked me for #so he went and used the entire tube and like double wrapped this coat #and gave the rest to my brother (also capable of going out and getting his own) to wrap his gift up #have either of them offered to help me (now with less than 24 hours to go) get more? of course not

[person-official]

Alternative universes are such a cool concept to me.

Like, imagine there's a universe where Colombus never sailed across the world, or even one where he was just not a shitty person. I wonder how different my life would be sometimes. Or maybe something a lot less impacting.

Maybe one where Ranboo Live or Wilbur Soot never got popular. I probably would have gotten over my DSMP faze a lot quicker than the almost three years it took me. They definitely helped shape my humor, no way I would be the same person.

Or a universe where I was actually born a boy. I think about that one a lot as well. I don't doubt my life would be easier, I don't doubt I would also be a LOT happier.

Maybe in a universe where the Library of Alexandria wasn't burned down, how much more literature would we have? How many more things would we know?

Do you think there's a Universe where there's a place that holds all the universe's secrets? I've thought of that a lot too. I've always pictured it as a ginormous library with bookshelves touching the ceiling to the floor, golden engravings etched along the side, and one of those moving ladders from Beauty and the Beast. There would be an area in the middle of the bookshelves with tables and tables seated next to each other in an infinite amount of rows. Of course, there would be two floors, maybe even a third! I think one of the floors would have a couple of restaurants. I'm picturing a Panera and a Tim Hortons, placed along the sides. The books would contain anything you could ever want to know, from the Meaning of Life to a Do it Yourself Book: Origamii Edition, to your favorite fan fiction in physical form!

#alternate universe #christopher columbus #trans man #trans rights #Cisgender AU #ranboo #wilbur soot #I would normally tag the DSMP but I'm a Dranti now so I won't. #library of alexandria #Knowledge #Thinking #shifting #? kinda #ok but another thing BLACK PHONE I'm sorry but I would love a place where everyone survived or maybe an entirely different concept where its #still the 80s and the same characters and shit but an entirely different concept where the Grabber doesn't exist and it's just a sitcom #comedy thing but they're aloud to be gay course let's be honest there was something with Robin and Finney. #and Brance too cause even tho they had no screen time together I still ship it so add them too. #also the show has like 12 seasons with super good acting and it's a well-written slow burn with Rinney end game and fuck it I want a Billy #episode all we got from him was that he has a dog and he's a paper boy. and I change my mind I want double the seasons but I don't want it #to END with Rinney I want it to start in season 12 out of 24 and after that it's just fluff and drama. but also I want more Donna #it's just fluff and drama. but also I want more of Donna not necessarily as a homewrecker character but I wanna introduce her as one #at the start of the series later her character gets more complex than just ‘Finney’ I want depth not just boys. I also don't want it to just #revolve around Finney even tho he's the main character I want the point of view to change now and again. I want to know what its like in #the day of the like if Vance #of Vance Griffin Billy Bruce AND ESPECIALLY ROBIN Holy shit I wanna see so much pining with him and I want to audience to be border on #mad at Finney for not realizing that Rkbin likes him back. Think Byler but funnier. also I want laugh tracks #but not like The Big Bang Theary

[devotioncrater]

:)

#i. hope i get accepted to this one residential program #maybe if i'm under observation 24/7 for 30+ days someone can figure out what is wrong with me #'why dont you take your meds? why don't you start working out?' how do i explain that i WANT to?? #that i would do those things if it weren't for the void block?? how do i say that without making it sound like an excuse??? #my sister's been consistently working out every day for 2 months and she's dropped weight and clothes fit her #and i'm jealous because in two months i became a size bigger #like she went down a size & i went up a size. i'm DOUBLE her size now #but she's SO happy about her progress + her body + her confidence while always high is at an all time high #and i am proud of her!!!! i'm so happy for her!!!! genuinely!!! #but privately i'm. extremely jealous of everything she's got going on #not just her confidence or related to working out either. it's deadass EVERYTHING #she's got a 4.5 GPA; she's well-liked socially; she has friends; she's in club activities; her humor is unmatched; she's positive #idk how to explain that whenever i see her i feel like that she is the ghost of who i should've been when i was her age

[fishing-for-blood]

Can we get a picture of your rats?

🥺 the fellas............

Watson is the tan and white one, Cricket is the black and white, they're my older boys almost I've had for 1.5 years. Franklin is the black one with white socks and Maurice is the albino, they're my new guys I got a few months ago. The young fellas are SO DIFFICULT to get pictures of though, their zoomies are too strong. But yeah all four are named after those DNA scientists and they are the lights of my life actually

#cricket came down 2 weeks ago with a BAD respiratory infection. crashed in the span of 24 hours #started him on double antibiotics and he got better for a few days but then crashed again #increase the dose and he got better for a few days but then crashed again #started antibiotics in a nebulizer and he was better over the weekend but I just got home and he's looking bad again #I have a horrible gut feeling I'm going to have to make a decision this week #my og baby boy is breaking my heart but theres nothing else the vet can do #rats #thanks for the ask man going through all my pictures put a smile on my face #gottahaveguts

[luciousx310]

I somehow need to get 6000 crystals in 4 days to guarantee getting An, because she's evaded my clothes for 80 pulls.

I don't want to skip Ichika or Mizuki, but I absolutely need Miku.

#project sekai #colorful stage #gacha #ive got all the crystals from convos #and i struggle with full comboing 24+ difficulty songs #because im full comboing every song on every difficulty #several characters are at a character rank that wont give me crystals upon level up #and i dont have much materials for side stories of mastery/skill level up #all i can do is challenge shows for crystals #and ive got about 4 slots for Rui and Mafuyu that i havent done yet #(i dont want to double up on a challenge show yet so Miku is out) #(and i did Toya today)

[s0fter-sin]

i’ve tried so many energy drinks in the last week and i did not expect monster to be the one that tastes best

#all the others had that gross im an energy drink after taste to them but the monster was just straight up good #none of them have done jack shit for my fatigue but that doesnt exactly surprise me #i had four days in a row where i was awake for over 24 hours #one where i was up for 33 #theyre just getting more and more frequent and since my hearts been up the shit recently they reckon i need to go back to the doctors #i needed to anyway for scripts and cause its been so long since my last in person appointment #i just know it wont be the last one and since im thinking of switchig up my meds he might make me go see my cardio again an i cant be fucked #i havent seen him since before covid and hes moved since then so i bet hell want an in person too #im not driving three hours for an ‘oh at least youre looking happier’ and a new script he couldve just emailed me #ive doubled the dosage of my meds which i know isnt smart but i wanted to do something in the meantime #i dont know if hell want me to increase or switch up altogether #but these were the first meds i ever responded to #ive got through like six others and they all did jack shit #no benefits no side effects nothing #and i remember how bad i felt before i was put on these and i cant be bothered feeling like that again waiting to see if something new works #and yeah these never really worked right but at least they worked enough #as long as i dont have to do an in person with my cardio ill deal #i just doubt ill be that lucky #spoonie #coming out of my cage and ive been doing just fine.txt

[ozzieinspacetime]

Polydeca is the most ship ever I will NOT hear see or think of slander about that stupid little polycule. They're all evil and nasty and have killed eachother but that's what makes it so good!! They're complicated teenagers and acient demigods and they make no sense and that's why they're in love and you have to respect it or else >:(

#Polydeca #literally my favourite ship ever they SUCK and I love em #like they literally want eachother dead but also they were in love for 100+ years and they met as children and now they're billions!! #anyway i get my Ao3 acc tomorrow and you believe im writing about these dumb little gay people #the deca #second deca post in 24 hours sorry lmao #brains too rotted to think of anything else so you get double!! as a treat :) #THERES NO POLYDECA TAG??? I'm astounded #its not even crumbs. theres nothing babes we've got nothing!!!!! absolutely fuming /j