#i guess 😒 /lh

[all-lars-bars]

Okay, so, I was looking through the transcript of Hana & GF Fan's interview with Alex Hirsch for the Shermie question (because I am weirdly interested in him) and what I'm getting is his purpose is basically just to make the Pines Family Tree make sense in context of the characters and is the baby seen in "A Tale of Two Stans"

That being said, in my mind Shermie is their older sibling, that baby is Shermie's son (or a secret fourth sibling), and she is a trans woman with a lovely wife

#man I love when characters are only vaguely mentioned #gives me so much freedom #basically turns these underutilized characters into my own ocs #if anyone wants me to I'll dump a bunch of headcanons I have of her and her relationship with her family and baby brothers #gravity falls #gf #shermie pines #sherman pines #i guess 😒 /lh #shermaine pines

[napsaps-archive]

and of course it happened in the middle of calculus this class is fr the devil's hour

#everyone go congratulate amaya i guess 😒 ← slash lh

[gnzma]

Sighs.

Get the adoption papers.

#❌|| ʏ'ᴀʟʟ ᴀʀᴇ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ! 💀 dash commentary ||❌ #silva and her 38594 dads #and lysandre i GUESS 😒😒😒 /lh

[waloeders]

and back to sleipnir n barnabas thoughts bc we are on LOCKDOWN 24/7!!! it is always them o clock oml,,,

#jupiter.speaks #❤️.sleipnir #>taggin him bc. i am havin so many thots abt how we interact when we first meet!!!!! #> like we first meet when barny escapes the hideaway n well. kidnaps me to the reverie (in waloed) #> n once there barny summons sleip while he tries to summon ultima for answers to his Qs #> so initially hes like. 😒 i dont like u. the only reason ur alive is cuz HM wants u to be #> but durin the ultima mini fight sleip does get 'killed' (he cant die unless barny does) so next time he sees kos is like. #> kinda funny actually right so. barny is now like oh so yeah we're in the hideaway again. watch over this guy u dont like just in case? #> n slowly we warm up to each other. hes kinda sassy mean at first but thankfully. i am autistic and can be just as sassy mean too >:3 #> /lh btw shbdjdjdj i just love chatting w him n listen when he rambles too. n i dont think he often gets the chance to! #> sleip: n that is why i think humanity sucks. but i guess ultima sucks more now. so we hate him? kos: ...close enough. yeah. sure! #> i think the dynamic is very much. we bounce off each other. whereas barny n sleip just know what each other r thinkin/wantin #> n barny n kos are like. loving but they take time to warm up to each other? like theres a lot more growing n 'am i annoyin him' from kos #> which doesnt happen as much w sleip. their vibes r just too similar for it ehehe #> wow this was info dump. enjoy :3 #❤️.barnabas #👤.kosmos #> since i ended up talkin abt all of them in tags gosh

[turtle-bee-rayne]

What if I gave you a hug and in the middle of that hug i started to trace my fingers uppppp and downnnn your sides~~ tk tk tk sunshine<3/p

Hfjsgfhd I know exactly who this is

#70% i guess 😒 #/lh

[wonwayne]

enha when you pass out on their shoulder ☁️

pairing : ot7 x gn!reader genre : pure fluff warnings : none! word count : 0.75k

a/n : because you’re irresponsible like that ;) no but in all seriousness ‘passing out’ here just refers to falling asleep, not the medical condition 👍

💭 heeseung

just loves the sensations of you

your warm breath, faint on his chest; your hair spreading across his sweater; your fingers subconsciously playing and tugging at the sleeve

does it melt him? yes, it melts him

it melts him so much that he can’t sit straight anymore, he has to surrender to gravity and cuddle with you

slightly surprised when you don’t stir; he’s like “oh they’re knocked out” and decides to bridal carry you to the bed so you can stay comfy for the night

tucks you in and everything, he is father™ material methinks

💭 jay

drapes his jacket/blanket over you so fast

and so effortlessly

gentility is second nature for this man he is a GENTLEMAN

could stay perfectly still forever if that meant good sleep for you

and does exactly that the entire night, literally falls asleep in that position he loves you that much

then wakes up the next morning and nags you incessantly

“you are going to massage my shoulder for the next full hour.” “why :(“ “because i sacrificed the imminent comfort of my bed to be your pillow for 9 hours.”

maybe he’s dramatic but he’s right !!

💭 jake

mm. would rather have you sitting in his lap but this will do.

does the thing where he shifts his body towards you a bit and plants a billion kisses on the top of your head

you better be dreaming of him

eventually gives up on offering his shoulder, just hugs you

talks to you even if you’re unresponsive, partly bc he’d be lonely otherwise

but mostly bc he thinks it’s the perfect time to confess (as if he doesn’t confess to you through all of your waking hours)

“y/n you are so so beautiful” “i would give up the world for you”

is it possible to blush in your sleep?? bc jake would make it happen

💭 sunghoon

is so so smug about it

like “yes. see how their head fits perfectly into the crook of my neck. (it’s not a question.) soulmates indeed.”

HEAD PATS

just strokes your hair softly and he’s so nonchalant about it

if you weren’t already dozing his pets are so soothing they leave you in a SLUMBER

might even whisper cheesy little things knowing that you won’t remember them

“my princess 🥰” “my snuggle bear 😁”

okay i’ll shut up

💭 sunoo

it starts with a side eye (when does it not)

somewhere between concern and shock, he’s all like “this is not typical y/n behavior this is not the y/n i know this is not my y/n why are they not alive hold up—”

does the two fingers under your nose thing to check if you’re breathing

you are, of course, and then he’s just like well 😶 clingy y/n era. guess i’ll have to get used to this.

makes a point to rest his head on yours “this will be a symbiotic relationship not a parasitic one”

if you end up waking up and for witty banter’s sake the first thing you say is “your head was heavy 😒”

oh you are setting yourself UP there

“baby your existence weighs down on me /lh”

💭 jungwon

insert surprised cat face

tends to be the one snuggling into you so this throws him off a little, but in the best possible way

makes it his temporary life goal not to move

nearly an hour in, his neck is begging to be cracked

he hadn’t even noticed how stiff he’d become, he was watching you so intently

he’s thinking about holding out as long as he can but then he’s like “you are not a child you can find yourself a bed to sleep on”

still wakes you up sooo carefully, and when he realizes you’re too groggy to move, he lets you snooze on his lap instead

the way you and only you can break his resolve UGH where is my jungwon fr

💭 niki

absolutely EXHAUSTS your phone storage with 127000 photos of you

none of them are flattering, trust me

“it’s like a polaroid love” um more like polaroid done dirty

drool starting to escape your lips? 🤨📸

cheek squishing into his shoulder and you look like a fish? 📸🤭

adores you through it all of course

i do think he’s less the type to whisper sweet nothings while you’re asleep, but only bc he’d rather see your flustered reaction and make fun of it

#wonwayne #enhypen #enhypen fic #enhypen x reader #enhypen fluff #enhypen scenarios #enhypen imagines #enhypen drabbles #lee heeseung #heeseung #park jongseong #jay #sim jaeyun #jake #park sunghoon #sunghoon #kim sunoo #sunoo #yang jungwon #jungwon #nishimura riki #niki

[idyllic-affections]

hihi i requested that scara and little sibling reader a little while ago and i loved it sm!! so here i am Requesting Again…. could you do something with scara/wanderer and a child little sibling kinda like the rly cute kaveh fic you reblogged where they ask him to do their hair? except he’s like uuuugggghhhhhhh 🙄🙄 fiiiine 😒😒 but while he’s doing it he’s actually super gentle and sweet about it despite trying not show it ^^

hairstyling.

summary. scaramouche and the wanderer style their sibling's hair.

trigger & content warnings. none applicable.

tropes, pairings, fic length, & other notes. fluff. scaramouche & child!reader, wanderer & child!reader. 0.5k words. they/them pronouns for reader. this post is vaguely connected to what's with this sassy, lost child? but can be read as a standalone. author's thoughts. hello anon!! its lovely to see you again, please do feel free to request anytime <3 also you're so right that kaveh fic is so cute it deserves so many reblogs (me when i promote my mutual's work.... /lh).

scaramouche and the wanderer style [name]'s hair. how does it go?

scaramouche.

the balladeer seems annoyed when they meekly ask him to do their hair, his brow twitching. he's a busy man, you know? he doesn't have the time to spare for such simple tasks that they should easily be able to do on their own. it's their hair; why should he have to do it? they're big enough to know how to brush and style their hair, surely.

nevertheless, he scoffs, beckoning them over seemingly begrudgingly, as if this is the most demanding and inconveniencing thing they've ever asked of him.

he seems so aggravated, and yet...

it's with gentle, tender, patient fingers that he works apart the tangles in their hair. he never pulls hard, never gets angry and never just tears their knots apart with no regard to how such roughness would damage both them and their hair.

he's patient... but only to an extent.

he's patient when he begins slowly dragging the brush through their locks, soft when they whine about it hurting as his patience inevitably begins to run thin causing him to brush a little harder (though he doesn't outwardly apologize, he does get noticeably slower). despite his best efforts, the balladeer is impatient by nature. he can't maintain such a state forever.

their scalp would certainly be sore by the end, but their hair is prettily styled.

their big brother is not perfect, but he tries.

the wanderer.

the wanderer is gentler than the balladeer.

he's still rough around the edges, offering a scoff and some half-hearted complaint about how they can't do anything by themselves, but his faux irritation fades quickly into warmth as they settle down in front of him. he makes sure that they're comfortable before he begins.

he still works apart the tangles just as gently as before, but now...

the wanderer is somehow different than the balladeer. he's healing. he's recovering. slowly, he's coming back in touch with kunikuzushi, the innocent, doe-eyed, curious and kind side of himself, even if he still doesn't like to admit it. even if he still refuses to acknowledge that he was once like that. even if the rest of teyvat except the traveller, paimon, [name], and nahida has forgotten...

he's patient, genuinely patient.

the world is cruel, far too cruel for his sibling to handle, far too cruel for kunikuzushi to handle. he'd be damned if he displayed any of that cruelness towards them, even when doing something as simple as brushing their hair.

cruelty ruined him. it won't ruin them.

he offers short breaks when their scalp begins to get a bit too sensitive and sore to his motions, sharing a zaytun peach with them and asking how they want their hair styled. he takes note of their response and commits it to memory, ensuring that he doesn't get too focused and forgets their desires as a consequence.

his kindness is for their eyes to witness and their eyes only (and nahida's, he guesses...).

by the end, their scalp is pain-free and their hair is styled prettily.

the wanderer is not perfect, but he is at his best when it involves his baby sibling.

please consider reblogging, it helps me out quite a lot!

#aphelion's drabbles 🌸 #favoniuslibrary #astronetwrk #platonic genshin x reader #platonic genshin impact #platonic genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #scaramouche x child reader #platonic scaramouche x reader #scaramouche x reader #wanderer x reader

[nexiscool]

Hey. how dare you make xeno and zim and ur art look so wonk./pos pos pos

now om Drawing and making more ocs because of YOU!!!!

/lh pos I LOVE YOUR bLOG!!!

Uh oh officer guess im guilty guess im going to jail for being super duper cool😮‍💨😒😮‍💨😒😮‍💨😒

(Akaksnsksojs thank you smmm your blog is fire as well🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥)

#ask #personal blog #iz

[thefandomboysblog]

I am so jealous Shane beat the second night when Freddy was just like, a second away from jumping his ass. I love Shane but how do you do it, man? I can't even beat the first night. I'm an old fan, here from the very beginning with FNAF and I long ago gave up on the games because I can't beat them. I ended up discovering I liked more of the story and theorizing stuff but still.

Kudos to him, I guess 😒 /j /lh

#survival mode #watcher #fnaf #ryan bergara #shane madej

[shinysparklesapphires]

IT'S THE HOTTEST VILLAIN GROUP (and that lady I guess)

Joker is NOT hot be so fr 😒/lh

[cary-elwes]

Live laugh love Cary Elwes and... hi other british people I guess 😒 /lh

#SO TRUE #cary elwes #<3

[lotusarchon]

SIGHHH...😒

mkayy as long as he doesn't remain blonde the whole thing....I guess I can let it go 🙄/lh

-T.S

It'll be a brief short mention and then poof!

#ᨳິ looking glass 𓈒 ੭ #t.s anon #blond tang has #uh #barely any screentime

[fictionkinfessions]

to the rest of the arachkids I fuckin MISS YOU GUYS!! I miss Pav getting on my case for saying 'chai tea', I miss swinging around and just talking with Gwen, I miss goin on duo missions with Hobie! and I miss our sleepovers! I wanna hear about the new gossip from your dimensions as soon as I see u guys again do NOT disappoint /lh (oh and Miguel too I guess 😒 jk I hope you're well tío :3)

and I miss the OG spider-squad just as much. B, you were a great mentor-turned-father figure (and then actual father, that's so crazy to think about), Noir I loved drawing and coloring with you and teaching you about graffiti and color theory and allat, Ham I carried that hammer with me everywhere (it really did fit in my pocket), Gwen u already got ur turn in the spotlight (still miss u tho), Peni and sp//der it was so much fun doing science shit w you!!

everyone mentioned above you all mean the world to me, I love and miss my spider family dearly and I hope all of u are doing well <3

-Miles Morales (#🌻🕷️🔴)

.

#fictionkinfessions #fictionkin #🌻🕷️🔴 #milesmoraleskin #spiderversekin #food cw #chara love #mod party cat #ableist language cw

[killemwithkawaii]

I'm having middie troubles (troubles regarding content depicting subjects that toe or cross a line but not THE line), but I'm not sure I'm ready to talk about them... 😒

>... I might have been off tumblr too long guys did we get new slang or (?)

>From context im guessing you're like stuck in the middle about where you stand on the whole '''problematic content''' pro/shipper/an/ti debate? And/or feel the desire to talk about said content/subjects but have mixed feelings about doing so??

>I have 'Antis DNI' in my pinned for a reason anon- my content, while properly tagged etc., could EASILY be considered 'problematic'. I'm upfront about it and have that in my DNI bc I feel that anybody who considers themselves a strict 'anti' (by whatever definition they personally come up with bc it seems to differ dramatically from anti to anti) would probably not be comfortable with whats on my blog.

>That being said, if you wanna talk about it, this is a good place to do it (as long as it remains respectful)! I really enjoy discussing kink and 'taboo' topics with my kouhai, so feel free to drop something in my inbox if you ever get the urge 👍

Obligatory notes while we're on the subject:

>DON'T FALL FOR THE 'YUCK FACTOR FALLACY'

>ALWAYS KEEP IT SAFE, SANE AND CONSENSUAL IRL

>YOU ARE ULTIMATELY RESPONSIBLE FOR CURATING YOUR ONLINE EXPERIENCE

>TAGS, FILTERS AND THE BLOCK BUTTON ARE YOUR FRIENDS

and last but not least,

>We're all just here to play with dolls (i.e. fictional characters) so lighten up a little /lh 🤗💖

#k.e.w.k. answers #tw discourse #??? #i aint tagging this with the actual discourse tags im not here to fight i just wanna have fun and be cringe 🤷‍♂️ #now if you'll excuse me i have dolls to play with UwU

[storm-coax]

just watched the first 3 episodes of the new xmen show and I'm very normal about it, very normal, the normalest even /gen /lh

I do have other thoughts (no I'm not gonna be those "they made xmen woke" dumbasses, yall know me better than that 😒) but I don't wanna clutter people's feed with something that'll probably be addressed as the show goes on so if yall wanna hear it just ask I guess /gen /lh

#storm fucks around and finds out #mind is plagued my thoughts about the show /lh

[zhongrin]

Rin ofmg I was omw to continue our conversation about our selfships when I saw you have +7k followers?? Congratulations on them aaaaaa <33 you deserve them really!! 💞💞 (Zhongli and Alhaitham told me they wanna celebrate the milestone later in private hehe 🤭)

AND YOU PLAY(ED) MYSTIC MESSENGER TOO?? FODBSJKS QUICK. DROP. WHO IS YOUR FAV CHARACTER? (I would guess Jumin Han ngl hehkdbsjak)

Anyways so the reason why my bestie wanted to make me simp for Thoma was cuz he is as caring as me in her eyes. 😭 That's it.

(and I already told him hehe 🤭)

Yes!! Agreed <33 hehe 💞💞 so btw Rin, thanks to Mika - Baizhu and me are engaged now. Ya wanna attend the wedding with your hubby's? 🤭❤️

hfodbejsksn YES. Kaveh and me are gossip besties hehe 🍵 sharing gossip over tea while we are slandering our favorite couple affectionately<33 (hoping Baizhu doesn't get jealous oopsie)

It really does huh? <33 but I stick with "my sunshine" ❤️

HATCHLING AND PUPPY FIDHSHSIWWJWO so adorable sisbifkdbensjks and you calling Zhongli "my dragon" and Alhaitham "my owner" "my babe"? :P /lh (it's a joke plssss(?))

Fodhsjkwjeben maybe I can fight my fears with your little doggo heh 🥹 and pls I tell Alhaitham to do so. Rn. Omw.

Sure sure Rin hehe sure sure 🤭💞

LMao whAT WHY DOES IT FIT SM like yes Zhongli totally gentleman like and gentle and like "☺️😊💞❤️" and Alhaitham like ok ya ain't saying anything we do it rn aight like "😐😒🙄😮‍💨" (but his heart aching for you in secret <33)

Yes. We love big dominant men with a little wifey who tries to take the lead but initiating it (when her big dragon hubby isn't in rut heiehsjskksbdn) so adorable ahhh - but they are surely gentle while at it nonetheless, right? Or are they going full wild? 🫣❤️

For Baizhu and me the nsfw version, we both don't have a high drive - rather a real low one. But if we want to do it, Baizhu is often the one who initiates it cuz I am - as I said - kinda shy. And in that point I have troubles communicating my feelings heh. And also while at it he is quite dominant but also serving. (There are some exceptions when for example he is needy but feeling weak atm, then I will take the lead or something like that heh <33)

(you're so adorable I can't dosbjsisns <33)

IDK HOW IT GOT TO THAT NUMBER i think the genshin otome i posted is the thing that brought people in hslfdkjsd not sure if i truly deserve them all but i'm just gonna be here posting silly contents and talking with my friends about selfships and silly things hehehe (wait what- o-oh my <3)

I DID AND OMG HOW THE HECK- yes i loved jumin he's so hsldjfklsdksdf ok so maybe i have a type huh IT WAS SO LONG AGO THO hahah i had an android acc and had the unlimited call thingy but then i switched phones and i couldn't retrieve my acc so.... ;w;

it is true tho!!! he would make a good lover in general! wholesome + wholesome can only result in super wholesome <3 omg a love triangle between you and thoma and ayato 👀

(WHAT DO YOU M- OH ZHONGLI. HI. HELLO. HI BELOVED WHAT'S- HUH- WDYM WE HAVE TO TALK- UH- UHHH-)

I SAW THAT THREAD HAHAHAH and yes ofc!!! we'll bring you angbaos and osmanthus wine ;)) please do save us a seat <3 the ex-archon of liyue would be honored to oversee the union of such two lovely individuals <3

if baizhu gets jealous you can sit him on the table and sit on his lap while gossipping, i'm sure kaveh wouldn't mind ;)

ofc ofc whichever nickname you like best hehehe

zhongli is definitely "my dragon" yessss and al haitham??? ......... i'm gonna try calling him "my master" and see what his reactions are 😈

awww you don't have to push yourself but i promise we'll train the doggo to not jump on ppl on sight!!

random ramble but i feel like usually, the bigger doggos are way gentler from my experience. mayhaps i should buy a samoyed or a golden retriever puppy instead hehe

zhongli is so sweet it's almost overbearing sometimes but it's how he shows he cares so i'm hsldfjksldjf "dearest, are you sure you want to go out today?" "my love, i think we should eat something lighter this evening, what do you think?".... and meanwhile al haitham just goes "i don't feel like going out today." "no, given the amount of food we've feasted this afternoon it would be better for our digestive systems if we consume something lighter." lmao (altho he would still listen to my opinion and adjust things to fit both of our needs 😌 and tbh i'm super indecisive soooo yeah)

....... let's just say it depends on the mood ;))) i'm so sorry vi i'm a degenerate helphsldfjksld

a service dom! awww very cute dynamic yes yes i can totally see that!! and you taking the reigns when he's a lil unwell or out of energy that's so 🥺🥺🥺

#rin answers #rin is having tea with: dresvi 💚 #rin selfships #zhongrin #meitham #minors dni