#i had fun making this thanks anon

[southconfessionpark]

I wish David, Token, Kyle, Thomas, Wendy, Butters and all characters that have dealt with Cartman's crap to gang beat his ass.

#south park #sp #southconfessionpark #david rodriguez #tolkien black #kyle broflovski #sp thomas #wendy testaburger #butters stotch #eric cartman #sp david #sp tolkien #sp kyle #sp wendy #sp butters #sp cartman #mod clyde post #i had fun making this thanks anon

[gabe-lovebot]

councilor 3D model

i learnt 3d modelling from the ground up to bring him to life. he's yours now. do whatever you want with him

[link]

please credit me if you make something using the model (or even ping/link me to it, i would love to see what you made!)

currently available as a .blend, .fbx and an SFM port.

#hello councilnation i'm finally releasing him to the wild #have fun playing toys with him #ultrakill #councilor #councilor ultrakill #3d stuff #obviously with the councilor having just 1 full body image of him means that some stuff i had to improvise on #so you get to enjoy my headcanons on how he looks #(like obviously the wings & halo) #(but also the chestplate design) #but did you know that the councilor's canon design has subtle engravings on his forearm armor pieces? #i only barely noticed them when painting textures and i was floored #i had to add them #to the sfm anon and whoever else wants to use this for sfm stuff- #i did my best with a port for sfm and i'm quite proud of the result #but please be aware i have never used it before so if you find that something doesn't work as it should please please let me know!! #gonna pour my heart out in tags as always so close your eyes if you don't wanna see me being sentimental but #i'm not kidding when i say i learnt 3d modelling from the ground up for this #i have meddled with blender before but never actually came close to finishing a project #and i don't know how i did it and how i kept going #(i do know) (it was my friend encouraging me every time i showed him progress) #this was like 1 entire month in the making #but i'm so fucking proud of this and how it turned out and people's tags in my act 2 render genuinely were such a huge confidence boost #so thank you guys for liking it <3 #i'm still very much thinking of doing a version with just his bloodied head #but it might take a while because i want a break and i want to play warframe

[chocodile]

N...Neopets AU Hyden......bro would be the first cybunny to end up in the Gallery of Evil

Gallery of Evil - Lord Hyden

Lord Hyden was advisor and high court wizard to Lord Darigan, serving under him alongside Lord Kass during the events of Champions of Meridell. Scheming, duplicitous, and power-hungry, the Cybunny advisor had his own motives, playing the two against each other and eventually assisting Kass during his hostile takeover of Darigan Citadel. However, when Kass fell and the citadel was reclaimed, Lord Hyden was nowhere to be found.

Some say he was defeated during the battle. Others say Lord Darigan sentenced him to jail for his crimes during the war and that he is currently being held in a high-security prison cell deep within the citadel. Still others claim he fled after his betrayal was discovered and is currently living in disguise, hiding somewhere in Neopia.

Some years after his disappearance, rumors began to circulate of a powerful Kyrii wizard taking up residence in an old castle in the Haunted Woods. It is said that he offers travelers dark spells in return for signing dubious magical contracts. Could there be any relation...?

Additional period-appropriate art of this totally real Neopets character. First is him during his Darigan years with his evil bride Milana... er, "mate", sorry child-friendly censors! Second is him post Mutant Kyrii-fication, lording over his "neutral gray with transparent black shading" evil castle in the Haunted Woods.

#neopets #neotag #neopets art #darigan #cybunny #kyrii #thank you anon this restored my hit points and art vigor after a long period of malaise #an excuse to do Neopets style emulations! One of my favorite things! Had fun making them a bit janky. #Cybunny is great for him but I can't deny that Mutant Kyrii is even better #it's a big hulking brutish blue orb with an aquiline nose and big rectangular black eyebrows #so he gets to be both :) #my ocs #hyden #milana #style emulation #...the period appropriate art is supposed to be smaller but it was blurry on the dashboard so here's a slightly bigger version #(it looks better smaller)

[whereismyhat5678]

Bold of you to assume Stick isn't also black out drunk with them and Brick and Burton have to drag all three home

Awww….This is funny but also kinda cute ngl-

Also I’d totally see Mr. Stick fighting Peppino (while drunk) over something stupid- which is why Brick had to call his husband 😭 (and of course because he’s also drunk but that’s kind of the main issue-)

#Pizza Tower #Don’t even have to say anything about Gus. Poor thing just wants to go home- 🥲💔 #Also I’d imagine that after a few hours Brick wanted to go check on them but found out the reason they took so long cuz Stick didn’t even #pick them up! He got drunk too!! 🤦‍♀️ #Brick had to carry Peppino and Gustavo while Burton just carried Stick #I wanted to draw that but my hands aren’t cooperating 🙇‍♀️ So maybe another day?.. #Also YES Burton is making Dinner Breakfast!! I know that’s not important but I say that cuz he was just planning to have something simple #for dinner. He was EXPECTING Stick to come home when he was done cooking but unfortunately not!- #Poor Brick- Poor Burton- POOR EVERYBODY!- #Thanks Anon this was a fun ask- 😂 #Burton x Mr. Stick #Burton #Mr. Stick #Brick #Brick and Gustavo #Gustavo #Peppino #Ask #Anon ask #Request :D

[linkedin-offficial]

For you warrior cats au,,, can we have a fluffy kitty Kaufmo 🥺🥺🥺

im gonna start by saying THANK YOU for sending this bcus i hadnt even thought about kaufmo OR queenie while making those designs .. so heres both of them‼️ just for you, anon ;3

#im thinking perhaps the way abstraction works in this au has something to do with rabies ... #makes them go crazy and eventually there is no way to survive it #maybe caine has it and is somehow immune? :3 who knows ... #either way i had fun coming up with designs for these two #so thank you once again anon‼️‼️‼️ #postman's letters #the amazing digital circus #tadc queenie #tadc kaufmo #tadc colony of cats au #<- tag for this au from now on ^_^

[vernonline]

💌  ⊹ 𓂃 ｡ ‧ ₊   KNOCK KNOCK ! in the source link , you will find a download link for GDAILY , a customisable template based on celebrity gossip websites ! please do not redistribute , or claim as your own ! usage guidelines are inside the psd . please like / reblog if you found this useful ! <3 reblogs are ESPECIALLY appreciated ! do not use my templates if you use the ‘krp’ or ‘krp indie’ tags, if you are in a real life celebrity/hollywood rp, or if you are writing the celebrity as themselves. KNOWLEDGE OF CLIPPING MASKS IS NEEDED FOR THIS TEMPLATE! FONTS USED: made soulmaze, poppins, helvetica, arial black

#psd template #template psd #rph #rpc #( VERNONLINE ) : MINE . #( VERNONLINE ) : TEMPLATES . #thank you anon for the suggestion <3 #this isnt as dramatic as i hoped itd be #but i had fun making it :P

[detroitbecomeonline]

hankcon fucks so hard why did we hate it so much

I'm glad you got over your hate anon! I personally don't hate things because I'm perfect

#edit for clarity because of the comments lmfao: i don't hate hankcon i thought that was obvious due to my BLOG? cryign anyway #I still prefer Anderfam because of the absolute adult father-son shenanigans #I had hankcon filtered for ages but I kept clicking that sexy sexy unhide button #now I appreciate the artists who make nice drawings! unfortunately they're kissing. fortunately for the shippers this can exist in a #different timeline universe than whatever family dynamic duo im living in #and nothing beats canon platonic to me!!!!!! <3 #anon reveal yourself coward #at least to me #i dont ship nothin but the tracis because they're kickass and reed900 because wtf is that combo lmao <3333 oh also rareship con700 #my opinions and tastes will develop and change over time #actually fun fact there was a point hankcon and rk1k were the same level of No Thanks to me #now i'm nodding sagely #one of my hit posts is an rk1k textpost im LAUGHING #reveal yourself to me anon ill be nice to you #ianswer

[simplydnp]

I get the sense that Phil just likes to make “”weird”” stuff and has somewhat dialed back his weirdness due to his popularity and age. But I would love to see what an unfiltered 30 year old phil Lester video would look like. What stories does he want to tell? How does he want to tell those stories?

honestly i think phil is really good at playing out whatever his brain is thinking at the time. i think a lot of people struggle with ideas because they'll be seen as too 'weird' or 'strange' or even 'impossible', and what's neat about phil is he either doesn't have those boxes, or he's able to push through them in pursuit of creating the thing to its full potential. people describe him as creative, which he is, but i think it leaves out some of his best attributes as a creator. he's inventive--remember the countless trends and challenges that came from him that have swept the internet? he's fearless--and this doesnt mean that he's not afraid of anything (for phil its probably the opposite actually) but he does things despite the fear, regardless of the unknown. he's a relentless and passionate creator who likes to make things and values seeing them through to the end. but he's not naive either--he and dan have talked about each other being their harshest critics. it's not just that he's an ideas guy, he's a good ideas guy who knows how to make something flourish.

i don't think current phil is sitting in a box waiting for his chance to break free of his popularity. he could've stopped years ago, similar to dan, if he didn't want this. but he likes doing it. he gets to have his choice on which of his ideas turn into projects, without having the stress of Needing a brilliant idea and execution every week. right now i think a lot of his energy is focused on the gaming channel. as he's expressed to us a few times, it was him who really wanted it back, and he's been ready for a long time. dan's even admitted that he's been enjoying it, and i think a lot of that comes down to phil's creative directing. he loves the gaming channel and is so thrilled it's back--his own content has taken a step back in terms of upload regularity, and i genuinely don't think he could be happier about it.

i would love a big phil project, but i honestly don't see him doing a tour of his own unless he brings dan with him, and then why not have it be something they can do together? does that make sense? that seems to be his thought process about things. it's why i've suggested taskmaster cause it's a local thing that wouldn't keep him from home for a long while, but he does get to flex his creativity, intelligence, and humour.

i'm looking forward to anything phil does. his current project seems to be making dan happy and they're both having a lot of fun doing that

#i dont know if i answered your question anon. i think in some ways people play up the 'weird' side to phil bc he plays into it #as well as his past history of old school videos #firstly let me say i love when he's 'weird' #but i think the way i categorize it is less about a line between weird and not weird. and more of like a spectrum of zany #dnp are not mainstream guys. theyre self proclaimed nerds with pride. anything they make is gonna seem a little off Broadway #but it doesnt always feel that way for us #people inside the community #saying he's lost his weirdness/he's putting on a front is a bit. off. for me. especially considering its been 14 years #for most of his 'experimental' content. he's said it himself he was experimenting. i think he learned a lot and had fun #but i dont think its his personality and hes been trapped into this different persona ever since #anyway. i am yapping just like a dannie would so. thank u for your ask! #dnp #c.text #dan and phil #answered

[skeletalheartattack]

Devil bottles takes control of your dog for revenge clawing and biting its horrible

not my fuckin dog man leave him out of this

#ask #anon #my art #my characters #boe #boe tai marrow #budd #i couldnt not draw this. i couldnt not. #im afraid the only attack Budd actually has is sneezing #and yapping but thats not a weapon #he could bite but hes only got one tooth #speaking of bottles revenge. im kinda surprised i havent really seen anyone stream it from start to finish before. #i know theres videos on youtube but ive not attempted to watch one all the way through #like its such a dumb fun gimmick. granted you need a code to even enable it but still #also yes i had to make sure i included the egg radar. the second most important part to bottles revenge. #its also surprising to me how complete the implimentation is despite no official way to play it. atleast afaik. #ik you cant control bosses but i think that makes sense #anyway thank you for the ask anon :) this was very silly. bottles leave my doggy alone though man. fuck.

[floweroflaurelin]

What does it mean, you were too gay in the smashburger? I'm sorry about your purse ;_; I love the details in the painting,the Winchester plsuh is so cute!

Yeah I was being gay in the Smashburger (restaurant) (on a trip to another country) and when I got up to leave my purse had been stolen

Top 10 Photos Taken Moments Before Disaster

In my defence I enjoy women’s wrestling and I have some very pretty friends ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Who needs a credit card anyway

#I mean it wasn’t that funny when it happened but I am trying very hard to make it funny now haha #and actually they used the cards in my purse to take 1200$ out of my account which is uhhhh bad #(Im inthe process of getting jt back) #but haha whatever it’s fine now! I have a replacement epipen now which is arguably the most important thing that was taken #ask #anon #my face #also thanks I had a lot of fun with the painting details! the Winchester plush was suggested by someone online :D

[deus-ex-mona]

Heyooo so like do you think you could explain the Someya brothers relationship? It’s peaked my interest since the new songs with these two revolve around each other…

Yujiro and Koichirou aren’t related by blood, right? 🤔

Also, what do you think about the new songs that just came out?

Thank you so much for your time 💛💛 Happy New Years 💕

hi! happy new year~~!

this got kinda long so there’s a cut here for length sorry~~~

ngl i’m kindaaaaa fuzzy on the details about the someya bros’ relationship, but long story short, they’re stepbrothers (with koichiro spawning from the resident longleg tamagoro and yujiro being tae’s son, of course) who were kinda pitted against each other when it came to learning how to perform (kabuki) from tamagoro, because longleg’s gotta longleg ig.

then yujiro gets disinherited because the longleg’s still longlegging and koichiro takes to the kabuki stage by himself as the local “national treasure’s” sole heir. so, like, i’m guessing that the events surrounding yujiro’s disinherition may have led to their (frankly terrible) brotherly relationship of “an inferior older brother” and “a superior younger brother”?

though this dynamic carried on pretty much for as long as yujiro longed to perform on a kabuki stage, just like koichiro does (if we were to take the lxl movie’s word for it). then yujiro became an idol and started to work towards a different dream, breaking off from the path (kabuki) that he used to follow koichiro down, which i guess made koichiro start to see yujiro in a different light?

like, imagine you have a lifelong rival who strives for the same goals that you do. however, this rival of yours is less skilled than you, so you naturally grow to have a sense of superiority over your rival, taking satisfaction in crushing them while having full knowledge that they will never be able to beat you when it comes to your shared goals.

however, one day, your rival decides to aim for a different goal, completely ditching your shared goal and stuff, and they actually seem to be doing pretty well in their path to achieve their new goal. how would you feel?

because i get the feeling that koichiro’s initial response to that was to feel betrayed, in a “why are you running away (from kabuki)?” sense.

though, over time, koichiro seems to have gradually come to terms with yujiro’s idol activities, and their relationship naturally (albeit slowly) improved as the days passed, with them going on walks together and bickering with each other like brothers would. which, y’know, is cool of him in a way. he’s learning. he’s still kind of a brat, but he’s growing despite his past mistakes.

as for yujiro, well, he seems to have been looking out for koichiro in his own way from the very beginning? like, man chose not to go against koichiro’s mistreatment, opting to just lower his head and accept it instead.

was it an act of self-sacrifice to protect koichiro’s ego or something? heck, even in the lxl movie, he just took everything koichiro dished at him, and only fought back when koichiro dared to mock his bf aizo. which is. pretty unhealthy, yujiro bro. just tell him you have a proper brotherly love for him for goodness sake. your communication skills s u c k.

um. anyway.

tl;dr: stepbros made to learn kabuki because of their father. older bro gets disinherited, younger bro gets an attitude and mistreats older bro. this continues until older bro becomes an idol and begins to walk his own path. younger bro feels betrayed/annoyed at his older bro for “giving up” on kabuki. younger bro does eventually accept the fact that they have different dreams and supports older bro. seems like older bro has always been looking out for younger bro though, even though he doesn’t say it.

thoughhhhhh seriously, i’m not a someya expert or anything, i just like making fun of the longleg, so… if someone with a degree in someyaology could chime in, it’d be greatly appreciated~~~

as for the new songs, nagisa’s new song is the best of them all, no question. thanks for coming to my ted talk—

#real talk: i ​haven’t really had the chance to listen to the other new songs properly buttttttt #from the ones i heard nagisa’s is ✨top tier (maybe) ukulele action✨ and akarin’s is cute and you can hear her character development in it #hiyoko’s… uh… will have to depend on the inevitable mv. it’s failing my vibe check at the moment bc of its lyrics. but we shall see #um anyways!!! thanks for the question anon!!!!! i’m sorry if my answer falls short!!!!! #i’m not a someya expert i’m just a fan of making fun of the longleg i s w e a r r r r r r r #染BODY ONCE TOLD ME— #forgot my someya tag for a moment w h o o p s ehehehhehehehe #rereading this with the clarity of rest and. wow. character/relationship analyses really aren’t my thing huh… sorry~~~~~~~~~ #(still waiting on corrections from someya experts though s o bs im so sorry anon)

[compacflt]

for todays wip wednesday i thought it would be kind of fun to do a little wips vs final drafts post just to kind of illustrate how far back first drafts can really start. so following the famous 5+1 fanfic format (4+1 cause u can only post 10 pics on mobile)—four wips (left) & their related final drafts (right) + one that is still a wip (bottom two)

#in the doodle those are supposed to be their eyebrows fyi #this post is just cause we writers like to suck our own dicks sometimes #an anon sent in a follow up ask after my writing advice post talking about little notebooks… #i have gone through three 200 pg notebooks during the drafting of some of this content lol #one 200 pg notebook was basically ONLY slider one shot content #1. the little doodle that led to the cyclone one shot #2. ayrmy…. this doesn’t even count as a 0.5 draft #3. this is not the first attempt at this scene. this big blowup scene went through like a dozen different drafts #& it’s still kind of whatever imo #5. here are my original notes/outline for wwgattai :) it’s all i had to go on for the entire story #the first concrete image for the entire story i had was of mav begging ice to quit smoking #and ice quitting only cause he asked out loud #6. this is the WIP. female mav for a prompt fill. will then lead to of course! lesbian charliemav. #thanks for tolerating all my wip wednesdays :) they’re just kind of fun for me even if nothing makes sense out of context #top gun #top gun maverick #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #icemav #top gun fanfiction #edts notes #btw in the cyclone excerpt epaulettes should be shoulderboards whoops #ignore the weird tag numbers there were originally 6

[stealthsuitdeku]

AFO is very cute. The cutest in the world. Why didn't Toshi tell him he's the cutest in the world?

I will hapilly agree anon, he should tell him! I don't think he gets to hear this so often

#thanks for the ask! #anons be welcome here #Anon I had so much fun making this edit dajkdashjkdafkagja #I hope you are having a great day #afomight #leaving the 'the fate that binds the two of us' there kinda makes this looks more shoujo

[suffarustuffaru]

Have you read one fanfic on AO3 titled Re:Incarnated? One of the most interesting and new aspects of this story for me was Subaru being reborn as a half-elf by Satella. I bet no one has ever thought and acted on that idea before, but there are some questions that bother me, for example, in the canon series there are moments where Subaru relies on Earth's modern technology and knowledge to solve difficult problems, Subaru becomes a half-elf in the world of Rezero and that means that he forgets about his previous life on Earth in Japan, and then when faced with the same dilemma How should Subaru solve it? But I feel these questions should go wait for the original author's update to get answered.

I have to say that fic opened a new door for my inspiration, and I also started to think about creating my own Subaru's elf or half-elf AU, and even imagined a crossover with Lord of the Rings (after all, there's a ton of Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter crossover fics on AO3 and fanfiction) Like one day Subaru is for whatever reason transported to Middle-earth by Satella accidentally and experienced something there, and then how he was found and adopted by the elves of Middle-earth, I think it would be very interesting how the elves of Middle-earth were surprised to find out that elves existed in the Otherworld, Subaru looks similar to them but differs in a few places,and then how Subaru got along with the elves of Middle-earth, and how he explored his own existence and self-worth,how would it be different than the canon series (My half-elf Subaru's character isn't too far off from the canon) Sorry I'm getting a bit carried away, I'm an incorrigible and extreme fan of crossover tropes, I hope you don't mind too much!

yoo sorry i took so long to reply to this ask but please know im delighted to see any asks in my inbox and pfft its interesting hearing about what people are thinking + what they find interesting themselves!!!

as for re:incarnated - i read a chapter or two AGES ago, so i really dont remember much of the fic sadly T^T but ill consider possibly going back to it and reading through it!!! i have a very long to read list though so ill see pfft. and yeah i think that fic was def like. one of if not the first fic to have like half elf subaru as an idea be explored and it also shows a Different method of the isekai trope (being reincarnated!!!) which is fun i think!! plus like. putting "re:" in fic titles is EXTREMELY extremely common in this fandom which i suppose makes sense given. the source material is called rezero. granted most of the time (this is just my opinion btw and i mean no harm by it HAH), to me a lot of fics with "re:" in the title dont justify why the "re:" is actually there. "Re:Incarnated" though is an EXTREMELY good use of the "re" imo. i love the pun <3

yeah as for the fic material itself - i do think its interesting to like change small bits of characters. not in the sense that youre changing like the Core of who they are but i Like seeing experimentations with characters to see like small differences. which is why i love aus (such as the literal canon aus we get in the form of the What Ifs and such!!). if that makes sense. that probably makes more sense in my head HAH anyway!! i always feel like changing a characters backstory is SO HARD to pull off without completely changing a character bc it shapes them a lot. but half elf subaru is definitely an idea that can be done in an interesting way imo and im curious to see how re:incarnated handled that. i know ive considered like emisuba roleswaps myself where emilia was isekaied from earth and subarus a half elf which was kind of like re:incarnated but also not like re:incarnated bc subaru had a similar backstory still but now with a fantasy world background (and vice versa for emilia) aljdfdlsjf. but yeah like i like seeing people experiment with these characters and make fun aus!!! and for me personally its hard for me to find ones i like in this fandom + this fandom doesnt do all the usual fic-isms (like there is next to zero soulmate aus for example HAH) so. interesting i suppose!!

as for your own half elf subaru au - im delighted that you were inspired by re:incarnated and are having fun with your own au as well!! :D while i basically know next to nothing about lord of the rings, your idea definitely sounds interesting, though i dont usually read crossovers that arent fusion aus - but i REALLY love the idea of like two different elf species from two different worlds going ??? at each other HAH thats fun stuff!! and i definitely like when despite all the AU things going on, characters like subaru arent too far off from canon in all the big important ways (ie his whole personality) bc for me, its like - theres a reason why we love these characters and i love trying to capture the heart of who they are even with au things, you know? :o but hah yeah ive made my own crossovers though in private (not to post, just for fun pfft) and i hope you keep having fun about your own half elf subaru au bc it sounds very neat <3 ty for sharing anon!! :D

#rezero #ask #i am so starved of fics in this fandom and i love seeing people be creative u know?? :O i always delight in seeing more even if i dont have #the time or energy or what have you to read everything pfft #thanks again for the ask anon this was fun!! :o #yeah if anyone else is seeing this of course if re incarnated sounds interesting to u give it a little read and leave a kudos and #maybe a little comment if u enjoy it or something <3 #i remember in my own half elf subaru au emilia was a former ice skater and had this whole horror show of a backstory given her family. like #if u know denji chainsaw man. its like that. iirc. yeah. bc thats how her backstory would be like if you translated it into modern day #and half elf subaru had similar backstory to canon its just fantasy-ified and also subaru is a huge nerd about hoshin and shit #and then emisuba ended up making their own isekai novel. long story.

[babstheyaga]

ASKING ON ANONYMOUS bc im just like that…

if the reader and (insert FMOD love interest of choice) had a kid(s), would they do home schooling or go to a public/private school? How would life be like?

Thought I would do Jazz since I've been bullying my readers with him a lot lately...

Jazz would be a good dad, to simply put it. He would most likely want them to do public schooling, as he thinks it would toughen their skin a bit and give them a better feeling of how to socialize with people their age.

The kid's life wouldn't be as spoiled as, say, Optimus's child would be. He would raise them almost like how he raised his brothers. He would make do with what he has at the time. Sure, he's able to get anything he ever needs for his kid, but he wouldn't outright spoil them bratty.

His kid would be raised on rap music, lazy home cooked meals, but filled to the brim with love and compassion.

Minus the fact of how he is (recently) known to treat omegas, he is amazing with children. He's the cool father that anyone in their right mind would have wanted.

He would teach them how to skateboard, as that was a passion for himself as a kid. Yeah yeah, dad's teaching their kid how to skateboard? Sounds lame, but Jazz knows everything there is to know about sports like that. He owned the skate park growing up, everyone knew him, everyone liked him.

He would do what Optimus does with him. Anytime the child swears, he'd just shout, "Watch yo mouff boy!" And that'd be the end of it. Punishments don't really exist in his mindset, he is a firm believer in gentle parenting.

How he acts with people like BumbleBee and Arcee, how he treats them like a child, like they are lower than him, he wouldn't do to his kid. He wants his kid to be bloody smart, but also have award-winning social skills like he himself has.

He would see a lot of himself within his child, he wants them to be like him in more than just one way. Every detail, from the bad, to the good, he would idolize and praise when he notices his kid depicts these aspects.

He would be a good dad, most definitely... But every person has their flaws. If it be his demonic-level deception or his entire life built on lies... His kid would learn these skills, and if it ends up backfiring on him, he would only have himself to blame.

#god i love asks #related to fmod #nyheheh #had fun with this #ever nice question anon #thank you *makes out with you in broad daylight*

[ferretwhomst]

If the pines family were cats what would they be like

the entire plot of gravity falls (gravity claws... gra-kitty falls... SDFJJCSD) would revolve around stan trying to retrieve ford from years of being an outdoor cat. the portal is. um. The Back Door to the house which leads into the woods. the journals are full of paw prints of different creatures and stuff..... they have a few instructions on how to open the door but it's not like in regular gf where it's super complicated and sciency. mostly stan just uses them as a step-stool to reach the doorknob with his lil paws

also cats can have extra toes so ford is still polydactyl :)

also........................... whatever you do don't think about the grunks carrying around dipper and mabel by the scruff of their necks....ASKFJJJKSA

#SDJSDFJKSDFJ this makes zero sense but i had fun answering this ask thank u anon #asks #ferret rambles #gravity falls #stan and ford pines #mabel and dipper pines