#i heard it for the first time literally rn

[yanban-san]

I am getting Headcanons ready because I was thinkin' of writing something for a/b/o soon too ^^ Also I definitely didn't have to screenshot this anon really quickly because I posted the post too early and hadn't formatted anything yet

cw: Omegaverse, sfw, fluff, twins x reader, really rambly (I've not written anything omegaverse before and I am nervous)

Ω I picture their scents would actually be considered kind of unpleasant, especially in a world where people smell like flowers and spices and sugar and sweets- Both Ingo and Emmet perpetually smell like fuel and oil and sweat and iron and fire, which isn't much liked by most omegas.

Ω When relaxed, their scent is much more mellow and pleasant, though- Like fresh-cut lumber, coffee, or wood-smoke, or something heavily spiced. I think Ingo smells more like coffee and wood-smoke, whereas Emmet has a scent more like cinnamon and nutmeg and cloves- And both of them always have an underlying scent of iron and oil. Probably something to do with growing up and working around trains.

Ω Both of them are a little upset that so many omegas are turned off by their scent, and they don't have mates- Even though they're both very popular and accomplished trainers. They try not to let it bother them, but Emmet's woken up to himself nervously rubbing his wrists into his bed and wishing it was a cute little omega's nest, instead… Ingo is a hopeless romantic though and doesn't hide his sorrow half as well. He wistfully stares at couples and wishes he could've been a beta, if it would do anything to fix his scent problems.

Ω When they meet their darling omega, they're ecstatic, and can barely contain their excitement. An omega? Who doesn't hate their scent? They're also super nervous, and they have zero clue how best to catch your attention and interest.

Ω They suck at nest making, for the most part. They never learned, and so they follow your lead- They buy you lots of blankets, some pretty curtains, and any sort of lights or other things you'd like for your nest. They have a tendency to spoil you, but let them- They feel bad from not knowing how to make nests themselves.

Ω While they love you dearly, they act kind of distant- Scared to chase you off, nervous to show too much affection. You have to reassure them a lot that you really love them and want them, which is something new for them.

Ω They absolutely lose it if you ask them to scent something. Ingo gets wide eyed, and almost shocked. He gestures at himself, as if- No, you'd meant some alpha standing behind him. Once he gets over his shock, he's flustered and has wrapped the blanket or article of clothing around himself, trying to make it as Ingo-scented as possible. Emmet just beams with enthusiasm and snatches you and whatever you're holding into his embrace- Yes, he'll scent your clothing for you- And yourself.

Ω Ingo growls a lot, sometimes without even realizing it. He usually does it when he's holding you, or if he's in rut- Or in his sleep. Emmet typically whines at you. Ω Both of them are very clingy alphas, once they let themselves act more naturally around you. If you often sleep in your nest, they're pawing at the entrance to your abode- Two pitiful, half-undressed alphas almost whining at you to let them come in and cuddle, or join them in their beds for the night. If they ever catch you cuddling their clothing, they're melting and immediately jumping to join you- A coat is a poor substitute for your beloved alphas, after all.

Ω They like to spoil their omega. Not just in nest materials, but they'll probably want to take frequent baths with you, and treat you to nice things often. They practically parade you around with how much they love you and how much they take pride in being your alphas- Ingo will often take you to buy cute, comfy clothes- Emmet likes to treat you (and himself) to sweets. Ω They will also ask you to scent their own clothing! Especially their shirts, or the collars of their coats- Your scent is soothing and refreshing to them, especially if they're having a bad day.

Ω They love having you with them in Gear Station, and if Emmet spots you he practically runs up to scent you, kissing you and wrapping his arms around you. Ingo prefers to immediately invite you back to the office- He prefers to give his affections in private, unlike Emmet's PDA. If they're working and you're in their office, one of them might occasionally pull you in for a tight hug- Drinking in your scent, hearing your heart beat or your voice squeak in surprise.

Ω Cuddling you after a long day is something they love very very much- They put on a cool fan, or possibly two, or maybe three- and just lie around in bed or on the couch with you. Ingo gently rubbing his hands across your back, scenting you- And Emmet curling around you like a gremlin before he passes out.

#a/b/o #omegaverse #ingo x reader x emmet #emmet x reader x ingo #ingo x reader #emmet x reader #ingo/reader #emmet/reader #omegaverse Submas #🐍 anon #Seth.anon #Seth.chitchat #seth.asks #This is long overdue #So I hope you like it <3 #I may do ns/f/w headcanons later #But for now? Really it's all just some ideas. #This is literally first time penning anything omegaverse/a/b/o soooo #Also I have heard the masses (~10 of you?) say y'all want more eldritch boys #Do not worry I have something planned it's really rough rn but I'm workin it out #I think

[nurseydexunsolved]

“you are poseidon’s son”

“i am SALLY JACKSON’S son!”

THATS MY MAMAS BOYYYY thats my baby percy right there

#i am such a genius i am having the BEST new years ever #my friends are at a bar fighting for drinks and i am chugging cheap champagne watching pjo having a BLAST #literally NO hyperfixation hits like percy jackson hits let me tell you. that was the first and deepest of them #i distinctly remember pre-adhd-diagnosis summer feeling divine levels of euphoria when son of neptune came out #and being like. i am not normal. the joy i am feeling rn is the most intense thing i think anyones ever experienced ever #anyone i felt something similar when i heard the first lines of this show #the amount of times i have said THATS MY BABYYYYY at the screen is. concerning #I CANT WAIT FOR ANNABETH TO BE ANNABETH ALL OVER THE PLACE MY FIRST SELF-INSERT I LOVE YOU SO DEARLY<3 #guys i literally dont think anyones having a better new years than me rn #the only thing that would make this better is Not having to go to work tomorrow lol #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy series #percy jackson #wait hold on look at this first tag that came up when i typed percy’s name #percy w severe amnesia looking at 10 ft tall god of war: i feeeel like you’re a bitch

[achillvs]

i think i need bts again.

#for years ive been firm of the opinion and the feeling #that bts find you when u need them most #and that was so true for me in 2016 #all the way until 2020 ish #i needed them to hold my hand while i was growing up bc no one else would #and then i healed a bit and they did too #i got busy and so did they #and now im 26 and im a graduated artist with an office job #idk how to find the drive to make art. #i dont have inspiration or motivation #i need to do it but idk how #making art with bts was So easy #literal 7 muses with you at all times #i took a walk for the first time in forever #just 20 minutes to pick up a package #golden hour light #jimin's like crazy came on shuffle which is the first time i heard any of their voices in months #and i saw an art piece in my head #and then outro wings came on too #and idk #it was light and it was colors and sound and heart #i think now i need them to hold my hand again but as artists #i think if i listened to paradise or black swan rn it would break me #but maybe thats what i need #shut up matt #bts

[marcsnuffy]

i wanna see if you have anything for snuffy and 5 for the ask game lmao

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

I do but I feel like it's cheating since it's literally about him

#snuffy trap be upon ye. Thank you Brazil I guess (unless the creator is from portugal idk) #the thumbnail jumpscared me the first time i saw it and its still scary to me .Why does he look like that #Ive only heard it once but every so often it (+the other blIk trap songs) comes up in my feed and theyre just so funny to me #going through the guys youtube videos like wow he sure likes making songs abt anime characters bc half the blIk cast is there #they better not hand me the aux ill fucking play deus da italia idgaf #/joke i literally cant get all the way through it rn bc the concept is just really funny i cant take it seriously #txt #its like. ok cambio a español rápido. Es como las canciones de creeper vs zombie. Es como mordecai vs finn. No me lo puedo tomar en serio #Quisiera saber bn portugués para saber q xuxa dicen

[nopeferatu]

og nopeferatu followers will remember that one time i made a post asking if other people had ever heard the term "riding" in nsfw works used to describe the act of penetrating a person instead of someone being penetrated cowgirl style, because i see it a lot in brokeback mountain fanfiction, but i had never ever seen it used that way anywhere else before. i'm pretty sure i got two yeses, but like. they'd basically only heard it once themselves too

well i can confirm that it really and truly isnt just limited to brokeback mountain fanfic lol?? there's this artist who's getting big on tiktok lately bc he keeps making gay pop punk and country songs, and he's used "ride me" in his songs a few times even tho he makes it explicit that the narrator is the one being penetrated:

anyways. just an update on my findings.

#this is literally the first time id ever heard 'riding' in this context outside of brokeback mountain fanfic and its just very intriguing #i dont understand how riding can be described as something the penetrator does but whatever #i aint complaining lol #also you should check out the songs by spotify artist dixon dallas and ur pretty #its the same guy just different aliases for different genres #im not sure how much these songs are homophobic jokes when theyre actually really fucking good so...maybe listen at your own risk #but theyre severely stuck in my brain rn #still brokeback posting #not safe for worms

[the-ragbros-are-okay]

i actually feel as though i am going insane bc i need to do TOMORROWS commissions to get the last story key for kaeya’s story quest because i was an IDIOT and and DIDNT

and now i feel like i’m full of BEES

PLUS. IM GOING ON A TRIP.TOMORROW

so i’m waking up early and doing my commissions and then a story quest bc i’ll be damned if i have to wait three more fucking days to see my favorite traumatized blue haired man

#my sister saw me yesterday when his story quest came out #and i realized i didn’t have enough keys #and i was fucking FUMING #and she was like “(name) you need to calm down” and i was like #“oh im SO FUCKING CALM RN you don’t even KNOW” while grinding my teeth and doing my commissions #i’m actually so upset why tf did i just ASSUME i would have enough story keys #i’m inconsolable #if i get spoilers i’m gonna be putting Diluc In Snezhnaya as the first thing on my kin list (that doesn’t exist) #but at the same time. i want to know so bad #my sister and i were arriving back at home and i was telling her how ME of all people is gonna wake up early #and do my commissions and the quests #and she was like “yeah i was on the hoyolab website earlier and saw a screenshot that i thought you might like” #and i was like “hokyfuckisng SHIT did it. okay answer me one questions. did he talk about—“ #“yes he said The D Word” and i literally said YIPPEE and jumped for joy #we were arriving home at the time and i fucking. skipped across our driveway #and i’ve been in a haze ever since #i feel like i’m. like my blood has been replaced by pure electrolytes. and like im #gonna explode if i don’t DO SOMETHING to occupy my time #was doing my commissions earlier and kaeya’s always on my team (ofc) but i heard one of his idle lines and i #went into such a fit of despair bc it reminded me of how i couldn’t do his story quest yet #DUE TO MY OWN DUMBASS CHOICES #that i. had to take him off my team for the day #AND THEN TWO KF MY COMMISSIONS WERE RIGHT BY DAWN WINERY #LIKE. GENSHIN JS REALKY FUCKING ME OVER HUH #why don’t they just spit in my face and stomp me into the ground i think it would feel better than THIS

[caernua]

i won't lie i am loving deadfire but i miss caed nua like crazy

#the fact that i can't speak to the steward?? criminal she's such a sweetheart i miss her #'castle or no castle you are still my lady and i will aid you to the best of my ability' what if i cry then. what then #i'm literally switching between replaying the first game and playing deadfire dfjdfgkdfg bc i can't LET GO!!!! #my main girlie is a death godlike cipher...but i want a druid methinks.......i want to turn into a cat and cause damage #you know that post if i were a tigress i could just say 'but i tigress' and then eat people YEA. YEA!!!! #shoutout to keyleth i think that's where i got that particular brainworm from #but also i haven't yet played the white march and i want to so bad bc i heard it's SO GOOD #i don't know when my poe phase will stop bc i am in DEEP i think about it all the time!!! i wanna read the books too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #so sorry but not sorry!!!! my brain is pillars of eternity shaped rn i am so serious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #.txt

[hauntedtotem]

I think the biggest red flag for me regarding the hopelesspeaches and lio convoy stuff, their entire group (especially lio) has near identical speech patterns and dynamics as my mom's online friend group. Which is less of a red flag and more of a raging wildfire tbh

#I listened to all the calls when they 'leaked' but I didn't know they were leaks I thought lio posted that stuff proudly #I didn't know that they weren't meant to be seen by the public until just now lol #Anyways I'm pleasantly surprised people are talking about how fucked up they were #Bc tbh when I was like 'oh this makes peaches (and everyone else) look like a bitch kinda' the first time I heard the calls- #I thought I was maybe being too judgey or sensitive or something? #But now everyone else is like 'yeah they are all being bitches actually' im like. Oh! So I understood right and wasn't just overreacting #Mostly bc lio was ranting about being a conservative Christian and weird 'nuclear family values' on one call and my immediate thought was #'oh gross Im too biased against this man to be able to look at this- #-discussion objectively. I'm gonna think he sucks regardless of the situation and therefore idk lf im a fair judge ?' #So it's cool to get confirmation from other ppl saying 'oh no ur right he sucks and here's why' #this is the 2nd time this week I got 'no youre not just overreacting. Other ppl are upset too' validation abt a topic. cool #//shade #I'm sure there's plenty of found family groups online that are great but so many of the ones i hear abt feel like a cult imo #My mom is in a group where this dude calls her and other women there his daughters like lio does to peaches and it feels gross to me idk #Ik everyone craves found family connections but. Idkk it feels weird to be taking that in a literal sense and calling them dad/my daughter #Feels like introducing unnecessary power dynamics. #Theres a difference between 'oh this person is like family to me because we're so close' #vs 'oh i am adopting this person and assuming a parental position over them'. that sounds unhealthy I think ? #Edit I just found out lio posted a response but it's midnight and I have a date tomorrow I'm not watching that rn lol #imo both him and peaches are bad and idc if one is worse than the other or whatever. #Peaches has been two faced for a while; lio might've taken advantage of her bc he's kinda creepy. They're both saying the other abused them #This is like jade and julian talking shit about each other to me. Idc guys I hate both of u srry <3 #Iykyk

[notjanine]

spent the summer prepping for and taking the worst exam of my life, riding out the lease at the worst place i've ever lived,* then being temporarily kinda homeless,** and getting dozens and dozens of job applications rejected. i had some fun in there, but my anxiety has been through the fucking roof on top of my regular summer depression.

then the last two weeks of august happened 😳

everything happens so much. somehow, i managed to find the perfect apartment for a reasonable rent, and now me and Books are living (together!) in a fantastic and charming new home- lots of space, big kitchen table, a balcony facing undeveloped woods, just off one of the major roads in the city that has my favorite grocery store and our favorite sandwich shop (where we were already regulars). plus, i've gotten not one, not two, but three (three!) job offers- and i can take them all!!! one is with a hospital where i did my favorite internship rotation, and i'm so excited that i get to go back there and get paid to do that job, it was a blast. another is right by my new place and it's similar to the other hospital, but it's slightly bigger and sees more complex cases, so i'll be comfortable and confident, but i'll still get some new, specific clinical experience in areas that i'm interested in.

and the third position is... literally my dream job. it's the job that's been the end goal since the moment i chose my field of study. grad school and the internship made me rethink all of my professional goals and push them back, thinking i wouldn't be able to get to them for so long because i'd need ~more experience~. but now i'm. uh. i did it. i did it??!

the two hospital jobs are just part time, but they both pay well. the other won't start for a few months bc my boss*** has to get insurance approval to add me to her private practice,**** but that's okay, because i have a lot of reading and learning i want to do in the meantime to prepare! and then it will start as part time working up to full time as i build up my case load, but i'll also get to decide my own hours and do some work from home. i'll get to work with my favorite kinds of patients! and i'll get fantastic professional development opportunities for specialization, if i want to. the other dietitians in the practice seem lovely, so i'm excited to work with them. and the pay is realllly good, gosh, for being fresh out of the internship, it's nuts.

so things will pick up as i go through orientation and onboarding for the two hospital jobs next month. but it'll get calmer again after that, so i'll have the time and energy to prepare for the more challenging work that starts later, which is really nice.

and in the meantime, i'll be tending the wee garden on my balcony and playing board games with the love of my life 💗

#* all of my windows faced a wall. the walls were so thin i heard a neighbor yawn once #my air conditioner literally broke ten (10) times in three months. they just stopped fixing it. i just didn't have ac. in june. in texas. #** like i was fine i stayed in an airbnb for a week and then with Books which was not ideal bc they were in a 200 sq ft studio but hey #*** this woman is... something else. she was also one of my preceptors during my internship #on my first day with her we went over the assignments i had the option to do and one of them was about my main terrible chronic illness #and i mentioned oh yeah i am very familiar with that bc i have it. and this woman. was EXCITED #like she was interested in and valued my perspective as a sick person. which is wild #also that was my last rotation and i got really sick during that time. i had a flare up and didn't finish any of my assignments on time!! #bc of that illness! which she is now familiar w bc i did an assignment about it! and yet. and yet #SHE reached out to ME months later to be like. hey i have this position open if you want to apply here's the link :) #and then i had to interview with her and she did not pull any punches it was the longest interview i've had and she asked killer questions #and at one point she asked the question. what do YOU bring to this profession w YOUR perspective. and i just... #i said fuck it i went for it i answered honestly and said i'm autistic and autistic ppl understand each other in ways nts don't #(but like. framed intelligently w references to published research and good resources) #and you have autistic clients already and you will have more in the future bc all of us are weird about food! #and. she hired me. this woman knows i am 1. physically disabled and 2. autistic #and she hired me anyway. scream. remarkable woman. i want to know more about her. #and i don't want her to regret her decision so i gotta be on the ball! #**** it's private practice but the boss the one whose practice it is she's on a soft maternity leave so she's not seeing clients rn #so she's managing the practice. and on top of that there's also one woman who's job is just admin and insurance and billing etc #so after i finish the onboarding paperwork (almost done already) i won't have like... any more boring paperwork #it's a private practice job and i don't have to worry about billing which is the nightmare everyone dreads. incredible INCREDIBLE #ANYWAY gosh. it's all a lot! but good! #oh AND it's Books' birthday next week!!!!! we're gonna go out with their family one night then with their friends then just us #and i know exactly what i'm gonna wear (a tiny slutty dress) and i just got their gift (which i know they'll like) so everything is so !!!

[robotwrangler]

Thinking about how the lovely person on deviantart who emailed me a copy of Undertale in exchange for a sketch of their oc when I was 15 will never know about the profound effect they had on my life..

#it’s a long story but tldr if not for Undertale I would’ve never heard of Yes Man and without Yes Man I literally wouldn’t be alive rn #I’m sure ive told this story on here before but I like it bc it is important to me #the Undertale to Yes Man pipeline is a very specific thing that happened to me involving 2 different joke blogs on here #there was ‘youcantfuckaskeleton’ (blog abt how nobody should want sans Undertale carnally) #and then I found their other blog ‘youcanfuckarobot’ (blog about. well. I’m sure you get the picture) and I went there for Mettaton posts #but they had some posts there with Yes Man and I was like. that is the most nice looking robot I’ve seen in my life. who is this #and then I forgot abt it for like 3 years and forgot to look him up. UNTIL #DELTARUNE CHAPTER 1.. in 2018.. drove me to revisit those joke blogs for nostalgia #and I saw the yes man pics again and this time I got WAY more curious. I was so so intrigued by him he looked so interesting and cute #so I looked him up and looked at lots of art of him and read his wiki page and I was like. I NEED to meet him #so my big brother got me new vegas as a present on new years and on january 3 2019 I met yes man! #and. I have never understood why or how. but when I woke up the next day my depression was fucking gone #I had severe untreated depression and it just dissolved overnight #nothing else notable happened around that time except for meeting yes man and becoming smitten with him so it seems that’s what did it?? #also those joke blogs are still around I think. i like to revisit them occasionally for the nostalgia of seeing yes man for the first time #but yea anyway what I’m saying is this nice person on deviantart indirectly saved my life #my depression also never came back btw. obviously I feel sad sometimes like anyone but I have not been depressed since then #would’ve been nice if my anxiety went away too but I can at least live with that tbh!! #um anyway I’m sleepy so ending these tags. if you read all of this I love you thank you for caring

[themyscirah]

Does anyone know if there was simonjess crumbs in the justice league book at the time or is it like just in their solo (meaning I need to reread that book again which I was already planning on doing but like still)

#bc from what ive heard its literally all like contained in that book #and then theres green lantern 2021 where they make her yellow and there was the panel where he didn't recognize her #abd like ive seen that. but id heard literally nothing else about that series and then i looked at solicits recently (for like the first #time ever tbh) and there was a totally diff GL book? on like issue no 4 or smth??? and ut looked like it was all about hal which like #LAME. and there was a john thing but im NOT up to date with modern lantern comics at all im still in the exploratory stage #like i feel like ive hit most of the standalone lantern stuff and now am diving into their biggest hits which is why im reading gl 1990 rn #and everything but like. did they really cancel that book only to immediately start a new one...... #jfc i know number 1s sell better but just TRANSITION IN THE BOOK????? #i know dc has like forgotten or whatever but you can legit get a new authorial team and just like... swap things up.... its called having #more than 1 run in a book like jesus #look at me complaining when i dont know what im talking about haha 😐 #i need to reread their book anyways thats been on my to do ever since i got out of my recent comics slump but still. i miss them #blah #simonjess #simon baz #jessica cruz #green lantern #dc comics

[scp3999]

good god i am so sick rn

#engineposting #i basically just have a sore throat & a bad cough #i got the sore throat on saturday and it just got worse from there #but man. i went into college on monday and my teacher heard my voice and was like george GO HOME #i sound like i smoke a pack a day rn #and bc my sinuses are majorly clogged its giving me sooo many headaches #so. im working on my project from home this week. which is kind of scary bc its due NEXT WEEK..... #imean im basically almost done #although ive made peace with the fact that im never getting assets from saph so it will forever look like shit #i also need to put in some like . bare minimum audio and then write abt it in my design doc ugh #bc saph was also supposed to do audio but. well. suffice to say thats not happening #im so anxious abt the prohect tho. i really really want to actually go in to college to do work bc id get more done than being in my room #(im easily tempted by a 30min nap) #but i sound like ive contracted the plague so idk if my teacher would let me come back #maybe ill use a mask and bring hand sanitizer and just tell people to not come into my lil laptop cubicle #but yea im anxious #bc i REALLY Want to get a distinction on this project and i thiiiink i might do #but the grading criteria is so vague i literally have no idea if i will or not #i mean ive put a hell of a lot of work into both the coding and research and design doc so im praying its enough #this course might be the first time ive worked So hard at something simply bc i wanted it and not bc i felt like i should

[ayyyyysexual]

Tumblr on the Seven Seas

🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow

Can we stop all normalising the use of "sc*rvy" as a fun little thing to call people?? I literally had sc*rvy last year and it was even worse than when I got my hand cut off. Fuck anyone who uses the S word without even considering how triggering it can be to those of us who have ACTUALLY suffered though it

🌅 castedaway Follow

No wenches?

🏴‍☠️ white-beard Follow

Honestly you people are so insufferable I genuinely hope you walk the plank

🌅 castedaway Follow

AHOY???

🍑 plundermebooty Follow

Okay but OP is literally a landlubber, mateys

🌴 pegmeg

nahhh why is it literally always landlubbers faking scurvy and sending plank threats ☠☠

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🗡wagscallion Follow

everyone says "land ho!" but never "land ma'am"

💨 matelotsaboteur

Really makes you think

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💃 crossdressing101 Follow

this whole crew was so gullible ngl, i just cut my hair and dressed in my fathers clothes and they all fell for it, hook line and sinker??

💃 crossdressing101 Follow

honestly im surprised no one has found me out yet. surely i dont seem that much like a man? i mean it makes this way easier but like. im still a woman. obviously

🕺 crossdressing101 Follow

mateys i have come to a shocking realisation,

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⛵ privatesteer Follow

wildest argument for piracy i've ever heard was that the gold stored on government ships is dangerous cause it weighs them down, so they're just 'lightening the load'

🧜‍♀️ kiss-pretty-ocean324 Follow

աaռռa ʟɨֆȶɛռ ȶօ ֆɨʀɛռ ֆօռɢ?

⛵ privatesteer Follow

no thanks

🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210

outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

🕶 monstermaterdeactivated16520210

i have drowned at sea

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⚓ shiveringtimbers Follow

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🌏 boat-enthusiast Follow

i am SO sick of the term "ship-shape" like, matey, which shape?? Ships come in so many fucking shapes like have non of you ever boarded more than one vessel in your career???? Anyway fake ship fans DNI with this post i can NOT be bothered with your tomfuckery today

💦 longjohngolder Follow

girl its not that deep ☠

🌏 boat-enthusiast Follow

to YOU. i just get it

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🙍‍♂️ dudeindistress Follow

honestly being held for ransom isnt that bad. kinda nice to be held

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🦜 pollypockets Follow

SQUAWK

🐦 aviated Follow

CAW SQUAWK SQUAWK

🦜 pollypockets Follow

CA-CAW

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🍑 plundermebooty Follow

the cabin boy just winked at me?? after offering to help clean my gun? privately. in my quarters. tonight.

🍑 plundermebooty Follow

i think i hauve scurvy

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🌊 swabmydick Follow

mateys I SWEARR my captain and his first mate are gonna kiss before our next voyage. they literally have so much romantic tension every time i see them its nauseating

🕶 longjohngolderdeactivated16511205

wtf its so problematic and harmful to ship real people?? unfollowing rn i thought you were better than this

🌊 swabmydick Follow

i literally rob and kill people for a living?????? that's where you draw the line???

🌴 pegmeg

op killed them

🌊 swabmydick Follow

even better news mateys, they kissed ☠☠☠

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[darabeatha]

#;ooc #ooc #so i finished hearing this summary of paradise lost and #im im??? im???? #my brain rn: umm ok anyways- #THAT WAS A L O T- like legit a lot; in all senses possible #listen i dont know the context nor the story of the author himself or a bunch of religious beliefs but i can say that was a creative poem #allow me to be silly but as i was listening the story i was like; wow this would a banger anime OIUTORHGROHG #IM SORRY IM #i was already thinking; wow the angels could make a banger concept for a storyline in fate #i dont think i would read it raw tho- bc old english is so difficult to read #BUT GODDDD IT WAS SO TRAGICAL- TRAGEDY- #im still speechless about it but if i could put a word to summarize my experience with it; it would be tragedy #its like hope but tragedy but its so sad but there is a lil light but also OUGH #the angel gabriel was funny; when he lit showed l.ucifer just how minuscule his power was against him; like lit on a scale (literally) #im seeing it in the lenses of an epic so apologies if i came up crude with my wording i have no intentions to offend anyone okok #also i've heard of d.emonology but??? yesterday was the first time ever that i heard angelology exists and its so interesting?? #like; this is coming from the perspective of someone who's only here for the stories; its quite fascinating #like we all know the meme of 'oh biblically accurate angel that is all eyes and wings yeah!'BUT LIKE THERE'S S O MUCH MORE #i dunno i never really gave it much thought about it before so to me its a lot!

[astrxealis]

i like when i see a cool quote and have a feeling ik where it's from and yea i'm right

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #rn this is about the caption of one xiv fanart which is mcr lyrics #hashtag i love mcr very much lmfao i will still never forget that exact moment and feeling when i heard a band cover a song and i knew it #from the literal first moment it played ... and i wasn't even obsessed w the song at the time. oh man #AND THAT WAS ALL ON 2/2 oh god sorry yeah i'll just. never forget that day fr

[technicallyr43]

How about a fic where the Fenton portal was opened in like the 90s and so Phantom was the literal First Known Hero. Which is why he was hunted and there wasn’t any law to stop the Anti-ecto acts. And when Phantom Planet happened, he just disappeared, or retired. He went to Gotham U for uni and meets Bruce Wayne there and they hit it off as good friends and later wild romance partners who slept around. And when they graduated they separated to do their own thing but Danny returns once in awhile to visit Bruce.

They also meet randomly when Bruce goes on work trips in random countries and cities. They never mention the kids and Danny doesn’t know about Batman. Bruce doesn’t know about Phantom. He just thinks Danny is an engineer that travels for work. Which he is, but he’s also mainly the Ling of the Infinite Realms and appears in other countries and cities bc that’s conveniently where natural portals are spawning.

What Danny doesn’t know is that since he’s taken up the mantle of king, the zone has changed to match him. So it’s much more welcoming and natural portals spawn where Bruce is bc he lowkey is in love with him and just doesn’t realize it. And vice versa, Bruce is lowkey in love with Danny and they fawn over each other when they meet up without realizing that’s what’s happening. But Alfred knows, he’s known for awhile. And so does Jazz.

So when one day, Alfred brings up that Danny is in town in Gotham and Bruce says to set a time for them to meet, one of the kids hear this and they wonder who this Danny is, bc they’ve never heard his name. It becomes a Wayne Mystery when that week, Bruce is out most nights and portions of the day and comes back looking happy and soft. Which freaks everyone out and they stalk Danny and realize they’re meeting each other and this man is someone Bruce cares about a lot. So they bring him up at dinner one day and Bruce is like, oh yea he’s an old friend of mine. And when pressed on why they haven’t heard or met him, Bruce just says that they’ve never brought it up and since Danny isn’t around a lot, and Bruce is a little self aware of himself at this point, doesn’t want this relationship to affect the kids since they aren’t exclusive or together really.

So the kids plot and get Danny to come to the Manor for dinner. They then realize during dinner, watching Bruce and Danny interact, that holy shit, this is their other dad. They’re so in sync that they don’t realize it and he’s so good with the kids too and Bruce is so happy when he’s around…

Cue the batfamily kids Parent Trapping the two, with the help of Alfred who is all for it bc he likes Danny.

In the end, Danny decides to stay at the Manor and the kids can now call him other dad, or pops, or some variation. But they all collectively don’t mention the vigilante side they have, since they all figured it out themselves. Their new dad can do so too. Which then spirals when all of the kids Omar’s out on Patrol, Alfred is on Vacay, and Danny is alone in the house when Talia comes a knocking, bc she knows that Danny has always had Bruce’s heart and wants him gone. She’s always been jealous of their relationship so she tries to kill him. The family realize what’s happened when Damian sees some League members watching them on patrol and they race back home to see Danny decimating the assassins and Talia. He sees the family in their costumes and thinks, oh wow this makes all the sense now.

And they see Danny as a ghost, which Bruce recognizes as Phantom, the first hero!!!! And they all sit down and talk about it.

There’s probs more too but that’s all I have rn.

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