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cleverlyhiding · 1 year
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One of my most deranged fantasies is probably the time I told the person I have an arrangement with about how I wanted bem to drug me, sedate me, and perform surgery on me. To play around with my insides for a bit, stitch it all up and then move me to my room like nothing happened. I’d wake up and see a new pair of stitches I didn’t know exactly how I got, exactly what was done, if anything was removed.
And this would become routine. Every few days, without schedule or warning, I would disappear and wake up with new, pretty black stitches, with absolutely no control over where or how. You could lightly press them to get me to make pain noises. So many new buttons on your fuckdoll.
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midnight-pluto · 4 months
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PERFECTION — headcanons
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various!genshin impact characters who’re searching for a perfect gift for you [ @w4yf1nder ]
CHAR: albedo, childe, lyney
PAIRING(S): gn!reader x various!genshin men (separate)
TROPES: fluff, established relationship
TW: none
A/N: it might not be the most original, but I hope you enjoy <33
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ALBEDO
our dearest alchemist isn’t one for understanding the joy of the holidays — he never fully grasped why receiving or giving a gift on one specific day meant so much someone, but to each their own was his thought process
emphasis on was, since this was going to be the first holiday the two of you would spend officially as a couple
that was when he finally understood why everyone made such a big deal out of gift-giving during the holidays; he finally felt pressure
pressure to find something perfect for you
now, albedo isn’t saying that he has never felt pressure before; but not like he does once the first few days of winter rolls around
everyone is talking and decorating for the holidays — especially for their loved ones. he had considered studying the new atmosphere that had spread throughout Teyvat which had caused almost everyone to be in what they called a ‘holiday spirit’ but he digressed
he already had an unfamiliar feeling weighing on his shoulders which he wasn’t sure how to deal with
so after an extensive amount of people watching, Albedo had came to the conclusion that he should ask you what you wanted directly to your face
however that was quickly tossed aside when on the way to ask you what you wanted for the holidays he overheard people agreeing that their present had to be kept a secret
so he changed course and went to the direction of kaeya for advice instead
did he think kaeya would be the best candidate to ask? no — which is why all research projects have more than one test subject
(i failed science this year pls don’t come for me in any inaccuracies)
when he had asked kaeya about gifts for his partner his reply was a mix of teasing and recommending a gift of extravagance:
“Think of it as something to be remembered. You want them to remember that it was you who have it to them after all, right? Either go big or go home.”
albedo isn’t the most wealthy of the captains so he chalked kaeya’s response as a result of his upbringing with the ragvindr’s but he had taken most of his advice and moved onto the next
lisa was more in-tune with her emotions than him or others he knows so he visited her next
her response was similar to kaeya’s — in the teasing matter that is — but she had gotten more in depth in what the perfect gift would be:
“Well, gifts are meant to be both given and received. So what about something matching? Like a cute little locket with a picture of each other in it! Ah, how I wish somebody would give me something like that one day.”
needless to say, albedo was quite thankful that she hadn’t spoken to him in riddles this time around and got straight to the point; there was a reason he was interviewing his peers after all
the next and final candidate on his list for advice was his assistant sucrose
sucrose gave him advice that was short and sweet and didn’t require him to think to hard about
“A bouquet should do the trick — you can’t go wrong with a nice bouquet with their favorite flowers; you know their favorite flower, right?”
after looking over his notes one last time, Albedo had concluded to gift you a leather band with Cecilia’s along with your favorite flower pressed and preserved onto it
the flower petals had practically covered all of the band which was tightened and loosened via a ribbon which you pulled in order to do so
“I hope that this gift is up to par with your standards, and I hope you know I really appreciate you being with me despite knowing all the possibilities that could happen and the nature of my work, so thank you.”
CHILDE
compared to our favorite alchemist, childe is more adept with emotions and when giving someone a gift
despite falling into the abyss and being apart of an organization that isn’t the most humane, he’s a family man with multiple siblings to look after so he’s bound to notice the little things
like your preferences — how you lean towards your favorite color over all else, how your eyes narrow in disgust when you smell something vile, how your eyes widen when you see the sight of your favorite dessert on display, etc etc
he could go on all day but that would be a waste of time given his current dilemma
see, Childe doesn’t necessarily consider his pockets to be bottomless, but they most certainly look like they are given how much he splurges when it comes to you and his family
“Childe, would you care to explain to me why you have spent 4,078,934 mora on: personal expenses?”
“Can you beat me in a fight?”
listen i need more genshin characters to be portrayed with sass not all of them can be respectful
but back on track, he knows what kinds of gifts his family members prefer — teucer likes a lot of small presents, tonia would rather have few good quality gifts rather than more low quality ones, and his mother absolutely adores heartfelt gifts
however, it seems almost like a balance when it came to you in his eyes; you liked treasured practically everything he gave you, whether it be silly rock he drew a silly face on or an expensive dinner date
he didn’t want to just gift you random trinkets! you deserved and are worth so much more than that
but still, he wanted it to be a surprise so he couldn’t just ask you himself outright
so he sends teucer over to question you
truly the smartest idea he had ever thought of the whole year where you would never suspect a thing
“Your brother sent you here to ask me that question didn’t he?”
“Uh… no?”
as much as he hates to say it, he was slightly disappointed in teucer for barely making an effort to disguise the fact that Childe was the one who sent him over but hey, he still got his answer so why should he care?
though the answer was still relatively vague, it had narrowed down his options quite a bit — still a lot since the more money he owns the more options he has but I digress
he had decided to gift you three things:
silly goofy hehe haha gift: he took inspiration from his sisters old craft book lying around somewhere and got to work on making a finger puppet created to look like him; he didn’t know where this idea came from to he completely honest
omg romance: a gift most certainly more well thought out and a lot of care given into it where he gifted you small trinkets from all over the seven nations where they all have some form of meaning of love
personal expenses are skyrocketing: rented out a whole entire restaurant just for a lovely one-on-one date with no distractions to bother you both with the menu containing some added dishes catered to your liking
“You’re someone special, and I’m not saying that just to make you feel that way — well, partially since that is what you are to me. I’m saying this because you managed to accept all sides of me, and I wish to do the same to you.”
LYNEY
I believe that lyney maybe the one who is most adept in his emotions out of the five
unfortunately, he’s terribly indecisive; like Childe he notices the minor details which only fuels his never-ending thought process on what you’d like and dislike about it gift
this wasn’t as simple as pulling a rose from behind your ear after all
the pressure also magnifies 10x since lyney’s from Fontaine given how the nation may be centered around justice, it pays attention to live and passion just — if not more — as much so the expectations for his gifts to be methodically thought out is incredibly high
it also doesn’t help that lyney is practically working overtime to keep up his: ‘perfect older brother’ facade given how much overthinking he’s been doing lately
and so his dear siblings — lynette and freminet — have took it upon themselves to help out their brother dearest by… being his stationed listeners to all of his ramblings
“You may be thinking that we already have established that they don’t like that color, however! Recently they purchased a new shirt that is that exact color they have shown distaste for but that doesn’t exactly mean they have completely changed their mind since—“
“Lyney why don’t we just, not get them things that are that color?”
“I’m getting to that. So there’s always—“
[insert Lynette groaning here]
they give good advice it’s just that lyney doesn’t necessarily fully processes them in his mind which then leads to him having mind-blowing revelations in his eyes when in reality freminet mentioned that idea an hour ago
the air in the room gets pretty awkward after that’s mentioned but is quickly defused do too lyney dashing out in search for the gift he deems perfect for you
Lyney does it so quickly in fact, that it gets its own small section in the Steambird for it which most certainly catches your eye
it’s quite funny when you confront him about it though with him feigning ignorance and throwing out claims sarcastically yet still dancing around the truth even though you both know what it was
luckily it doesn’t take that long for lyney to fess up and give you an early holiday present
“This might be one of the only times I’m not appreciative of Charlotte’s work — but I hope that my untimely and unceremoniously gift hasn’t ruined the experience this season — I am fortunate to have someone as lovely as you by my side after all.”
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a/n: shout-out and a huge thank you to @2023gisecretsanta for holding this event !!
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z3gler · 4 months
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i had an ask awhile back that i can no longer find that asked where it had been stated that apple was or was supposed to be curvy/plus sized, and i would like to present to you her description in the books!
of course, book canon, doll canon, and show canon are three different things, but they all follow about the same storyline, so i always find it fun to mix the information around to create some depth in the story. everyone is free to interpret apple’s intended appearance how they please, but i enjoy the idea of at the very least book apple being curvy!
page 25 of the storybook of legends, for reference!
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jeonjcngkook · 11 months
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imagine being a known already troubled writer on this platform, writing for an asian group and being proud to show internalised racism in their fic ???? proud to say your female leading character ‘looks like a dumb anime girl’, and proud of showing off xenophobia. but hey, i bet nobody is gonna bat an eyelid in this writers direction and yet you all had a fucking wonderful time cancelling another writer for something less offensive.
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bigtittiecomitte · 7 months
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I actually really hate this guy sm you basically said “fuck Nuzi, fuck Nuzi shippers, fuck this show and fuck Liam Vickers” all bc of your couple with 0 screentime not becoming canon and you label it as “opinions”
Generally fuck you dude
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kinokochi · 4 months
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what if …… you liked boxing …. and i brought you water ….. and we were in love
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madwheelerz · 2 years
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Am I the only one that wants Eddie to stay dead? Like not for any real animosity, but because ST has literally pulled so many fakeout deaths. It would drive me bonkers if they did that for a character that was only there for a season, at least it's somewhat understandable when it's the main cast.
Also I saw someone theorizing Eddie might come back as a vampire bc someone named Billy did in IT and I am not shaming, but like wouldn't that point more to Max coming back bc y'know she's in a coma and she literally had an older brother named Billy-
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hoshibait · 11 months
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listen mutual did you want me to post the alt version of that picture from my priv twt
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cutiespie43 · 2 years
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You know what? I like you
*shows you My idol @sleepysheepytea in the style of Panty and Stocking with Garter belt*
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Proof:
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onsunnyside · 2 years
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omg whoever just sent that ask asking to be 🫂 anon, I accidentally deleted your ask 😭😭 but yes you may !!
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artificial-condition · 10 months
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To the person a while ago who requested a garlic growing guide: I just jolted awake while semi asleep and remembered that I never did that!!! Sorry it’s taken so long, I will be doing it soon 🧄
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ihateyougrrr · 1 year
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I recently visited the blog of someone who followed me to make sure they weren't a bot and now I see THIS
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phantom-meteors · 1 year
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@ranboolivesaysstuff @tubbosfriend
My friends name is Aster and he's kinda in a rut right now and I was wondering if either of you could say hi or something i'm sure that would make his day
please reblog (/nf) i really want them to see this
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doonemit · 2 years
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@warcats-cat
I'm bad at backgrounds, so, I hope just what they brought would be enough, right?
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queerinyellow · 1 year
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the most gerard keay looking mf of all time is at this trans rights march today
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i love having a crush
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