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the-music-phantoms · 1 month

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- how did you get your system name?

- funniest out of context system quote?

- favorite system holiday?

- do you have subsystems?

- what is switching like for you?

- are there any hobbies you all have?

- what's your headcount?

- do your alters/headmates have different voices or speech patterns?

- does anyone in your system like art?

- how easily does the system split?

- is your system fictive-heavy? factive-heavy? neutral?

- what songs remind you of your alters/ headmates?

- how much amnesia do you experience?

- what do your alters/headmates do in their free time?

what is headspace like for you?

- are there any non-human alters/ headmates?

- what songs remind you of your alters/ headmates?

? - how much amnesia do you experience?

- what do your alters/headmates do in their free time?

- what is headspace like for you?

- are there any non-human alters/ headmates?

- what do you all do to recharge?

- how does the system cope with stress?

- how did you discover your system?

- do any alters help out with school/work?

- who are your frequent fronters?

- I love you all, my sweet little Phantomssssss ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

- have you ever bought your alters/ headmates things?

- what are your introjects/fictives usually sourced from?

-🌀&🧜‍♀️

1. The host's online last name, (we don't remember how they got it tbh) plus the fact we like music =the music phantoms/ the Phantom sys

2. "Holy fuck, I'm being harassed by clowns again"

3. I don't think we have one, our fav holiday syswide would be our birthday because yes :]

4. Yes, including the Raine subsys and a few others

5. Usually painful tbh, our head drops and our eyes roll into the back of our head and it hurts but we also have times where we didn't even realize we had switched and nothing really happens soooo

6. fanfiction writing, makeup type stuff, anything horror related

7. Idk, somewhere over 60

8. Sometimes, the children all have a slight baby voice and some alters message more chaoticly than others and some have typing quirks

9. Ehhhh, we all suck at doing it but all somewhat enjoy it

10. Semi easily- it depends but we usually don't split too often

11. Fictive heavy

12. Raine reminds me of Lemons by Cavetown

13. I don't remember/j (but seriously, a bit but not as much as you may think-)

14. Mostly just hang out and cause chaos tbh

15. Big. We have the house where almost everybody has a room, the circus, the bar, the ruins, the forest, the basement in the house etc

16. Yes, lots :,]

17. Sleep, talk to our partners and bestie, watch Tv/ youtube; listen to music etc

18. Honestly, just cry about it usually

19. There's never been a time without us, as far as the host remembers we've always been here. We only got "discovered" when they finally found the name for it (did)

20. Yes, mainly Kiyo, Kayda, and Sunny

21. It changes a lot but is currently Eyera, Raine, Kai, TV, and Rodrick

22. Ehsieuuehdjdjeheu- <333333333

23. Yes, cosplay items, charms they liked, plushies etc

24. Danganronpa tbh- or whatever our Brain is hyperfixated on at the time.

#did #did osdd #did system #actually did #osdd #dissociative identity disorder #ask game #endos dni #system things #system #dissociative system #traumagenic system

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aqqleshiqqing-archive · 1 year

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Childe being so shady and then it turning out that he himself was left in the dark by his own side was a cool twist. He thought he had a flashlight but all it really was was a lighter with no fuel. I also like that he really doesn't seem to dislike the Traveler, it's a nice change from characters who hate someone for getting in their way. He's not happy we did but he still seems to think fondly of the duo.

As for favorite characters... I still lean heavily to the characters from Mondstadt, if only because they showed up a lot during their chapter. Diluc and Kaeya are two I really like so far. Diluc being pretty much batman was funny and I like him teaming up with the Traveler as his new partner in crime. Meanwhile, I enjoy how shady Kaeya can be while still maintaining an air of trust (at least to me so far). Also helps that they're both pretty.

I haven't summoned much but Bennett and Razor are my sons now. -Genshin Anon

WHEN HE GOT CLOWNED BY ZHONGLI AND SIGNORA BYEEEE LAMAOAOAOAOAO THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING AFTER THE WHOLE CHAOS AFTER HIS BOSS 😭😭😭 I was surprised to see those two as well, but the best part is just childe realizing he was left in the dark and that these two were in kahoots the whole time ABBSHDBDBSBDHS truly the circus moment

AND YES!! That's why, he's just so. HE'S SO CONFLICTING TO ME like he wants to be traveler's friend but he's like...... LITERALLY PART OF THE GROUP WE'RE UP AGAINST???? 💀💀💀💀 it's so facinating I LOVE IT. His opinion on us gets more interesting when you play his,, his story quest I'm so sorry for saying it again LOLOLDJJSS but it's REALLY SO GOOD and its what made me like him even more eehehe

YOU AND ME BUDDY I love love Mondstadt. I've been to the 4 regions already but Mondstadt forever has a place in my heart 🤝 DILUC AND KAEYAAAAAA YUSSSS I personally like diluc too!! and like what you said, his batman character is the best, he's just tsundere PFPPTT (he hasn't come home yet tho... im AR 55 he's still not here.... 💔)

sobs sobs bennett and razor they're AAAGHAHAH 🥺🥺 benny has no friends (well they're scared of him rip), razor has no friends... they're friends with each other... USHDUDHDHSUDH I love their dyanmic so much

TYSM FOR TAKING UR TIME TO ANSWER 🥺 feel free to update me again omg 🥺💕

EDIT: I wanna mention how much I love jean,,, she's so 🥺 I love her love herrr

#GENSHIN ANON HEHEHE HI GENSHIN NONNIEEEE #~ mail #❇️ genshin anon

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papirouge · 1 year

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Is it true that hygiene in France is poor. I saw a stupid tiktok screenshot. I figured asking an actual French person may shed some light lol

fhiehfifiefnsifieedniz

Part of it is true but it gets overblown by French haters lol

I already said how ridiculously frequent it was to have people get out of the toilets without washing their hands.... French scrotes from previous century didn't wash their hands when delivering babies and refused to believe the whistleblower who said that washing their hand would decrease delivery death. He killed himself out of despair.... That's right, ladies and gentlemen: French crustiness KILLS.

.......THAT BEING SAID, I've read wayyyyyy too many Reddit thread from White Americans saying they don't wash their butthole, legs and many other body parts (that normally should get regularly cleaned) to take any comment from them about french people hygiene seriously lmao

As I always said, Muslims and Jews are the cleanest population bc their religions compels them to be. Only them should be entitled to give lesson of hygiene. Westerners -from either side of the pond- should be quiet though this White on White violence circus of USAmericans clowning French hygiene and French clowning USAmerican disgusting food and being fat is hilarious lmao

I'm also curious as of why all the people complaining about French people being rude/ugly/dirty are still flocking here somehow. Like, how can the whole world hate us and still making us the most visited country in the world? The math ain't mathing lmao

Funniest rumor I heard about French was from a japanese who seriously believed there was a bit of wine in the tap water and that we were all always a bit tipsy lmaooooo The idea of him seeing french people and thinking "oh they behave like that bc they're a lil bit drunk" just sends me💀

#though it's true that in the old times they put a bit of alcohol in the water to sanitize it #but it was before there was tap water and they got their water in a well or something like that #answered

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ask-hannah-blog · 4 months

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Hey Hannah, Honkers? Whatever you go by now. I'm "Trick or Treat, Smell my feet!" Clown's FWB if you remember me. They've been keeping with your blog and they really love you! I think they're a little further along than you overall but they've been doing alright! They love performing for our friend group and we always reward them handsomely for a good laugh. Me personally I'm in love with the new giant feet they have and keep tripping over, they're really cute! And the smell oh my goodness, addicting! They gave up on wearing shoes a long time ago so those things just stink up wherever we go, it's quite something.

Anyhoo, they've been reading your blog like I said and they had two things they wanted to let you know (typing is kinda hard for them with their big gloved hand):

First of all, their favorite clown porn thing is a series called "Tiffy's adventures" which is apparently like a live action cartoon featuring clowns who get themselves in antics intercut with sex and horny stuff. I watched some of it with them to get them in the mood and they started stroking it at around the point Tiffy got her ass stuck in the tight space she was in and a bunch of clowns started to fuck her while she made jokes and stupid faces trying to get out. I can't say I really got it but it made them laugh, and laughing gets them horny so it works for me.

The second thing is this. They saw your invitation to join your troupe and they're going for it! Expect to see them tonight, they might even take you up on your offer to try to get you to piss yourself laughing! You two have fun together, and a Merry Christmas from all of us here! ❤️

Omg yes, I totally saw them last night!

I knew that “Trick or treat smell my feet” gag sounded familiar. Little outdated for Christmas, but I can confirm they do smell great!

I brought my sister to the night circus last night to introduce her to all my friends, and while your friend didn’t make me pee my pants he totally got my sister!

It was so great! Everyone was laughing and pointing at her, like she was the funniest person there! 😂

So great to be able to meet people through this blog at the circus!

And thanks for the porn suggestion! That sounds great, and you’re so nice for watching it with them even though you don’t get it!

Merry Christmas!

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pistolslinger · 2 years

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how would i describe the mun of pis tol slinger dot tumblr dot com? i've said this a million times and i will say it a million times more until i am 96 years old but nat you are one of the funniest person i have ever met in the rpc. whether you're posting something ooc on the dash or sending something 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮𝓭 in the dms i just know!!! i just know that i'm going to be laughing until i get stitches! talking to you is effortless, i'm pretty sure we just skipped all the awkward first interactions that happen with most people and just dove head first into the circus and i wouldn't have it any other way. on top of that, you are also so kind and welcoming and so easily approachable and that's just the trifecta of a good rp'er imho. and not to mention your writing! every time i read your threads i'm just absolutely floored by how talented you are and how well you understand jesper. please never doubt your characterisation or the way you write him because it's an absolute joy to read everything and see what kind of ideas and aus you think up for him! you are just a bright light in the rpc, and i'm glad that our paths crossed and that we're friends 🥰

HOW WOULD U DESCRIBE ME TO UR GRAMMA?

NO BC IM TRULY GOING TO START EATING WASPS RN. juli!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i rly came into this rpc thinking i couldnt love jesper and kaz’s dynamic any more than i already did, but then U HAPPENED and now i am sobbing over them always!!!!!! i’ve said it before a million times and i will continue hooting it NOW: ur ability to mix kaz’s sharp wit and abrasiveness with his sense of humour always has me 🥰 u don’t tone down how cutting he can be, and u always make it work in every single interaction. like, it cannot be easy writing with as many ppl as u do with a muse like kaz, who is nigh unapproachable, but u have genuinely managed to make him both easy to interact with, and FUN to build a dynamic with, and i love it SO much. and ur writing style itself is gorgeous, and u handle dialogue + improvising plots so well, i love seeing ur responses on the dash, ic / crack / anything. also, ooc, u are genuinely one of my favourite ppl i’ve met thru rp. ur so funny, so down to earth, SO DOWN TO CLOWN always. we joke about sharing a braincell, but i cant think of a better person to share a braincell with :( the only thing is, ma’am. u are way too humble for ur own good. everything u put out into the rpc, be it ur ic writing, ur graphics, ur personality n wonderful sense of humour, all of it is appreciated n loved by so many ppl!!!!!!! SO MANY!!!!!!! i wish u would give urself more credit for all the cool shit u do and how cool a person u are, bc u deserve praise for it ALWAYS. im super grateful our orbs met across the rpc...........betwixt the taco bell and COWBOY AU........ 𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖑𝖊 𝖇𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖜𝖆𝖘 𝖋𝖔𝖗𝖌𝖊𝖉 💖

#I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!#THIS MADE ME WEEP LIL ORBS #builtmyth #ANSWERED ... ‘ ooc meme.

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smallestclowninthecircus · 3 years

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Season 3 notes popping off

due to my desire to not completely fail all my classes this year i made myself slow down significantly while listening to this season, and the fact that the other person i'm listening along with had to catch up. We've managed to convert several other people to start listening and its pretty great.

ep 81: what does it even mean to be chosen by one of them? And if he was chosen by the eye. we know Gertrude wasnt? Because she cut the eyes out of the magazines?

ep 82: elias lmao. I understand why people like him so much bahshdhdk i thought he was gonna snitch on Jon but he didnt so he's fine. Ok but how do we think he knew all that stuff. Idk probably just institute connections. I love the fact that the recorder just wants to record stuff randomly bjahsjdhd. Elias feels a lot like Michael in the sense that he knows more than he should and talks in a way that implies he just wants to wait and see how things play out for his own benefit. I understand him knowing the things that happened but his description of her emotions implies something paranormal. Maybe he's connected to one of the entities. Which one I cannot guess.

ep 83: did a file get delivered randomly to the place he's staying at? Probably elias lmao. He thinks the mannequin is related to the stranger. Idk I would believe it.

ep 84: worms? I know he says earth worms but idk. Again? Is she making gordon golems out of trash? Martin popping off. You can tell the statements get to him more that they get to Jon. How come martin is so mad about it? I want to assume he just doesnt want her to get stuck there but idk. Jude Perry. The calliope organ. Jon heard a circus in one of the last episodes

ep 89: he's talking to perry? Like jude Perry? He says ... God? Is that what it is? Lmao. The Desolation. Jon is tired of ppl being vague and not telling him stuff lmao. Oh God Jon is so confused. Compel her? Is she assuming he has some kind of power? Does he have powers? Hmm. im agreeing with jon here please jesus christ why does everyone have to be so cryptic. Just say what you mean. "maybe you get an itchy eye" bahasjkdfklsjdf girl what. Agnes saved her? Oh this is the girl from the cafe story? So theres the Cult of the Lightless Flame? They worship whatever entity this is? The Desolation? Why do they all seem like they sorta worship her then? Is Gretchen gonna die oh god. fuckin michael. a different michael aaah. i see. dont do it shes gonna burn you. sir. please. sir dont you dare do- WHAT DID I SAY what did you think was gonna happen hhh.

ep 90: try to make it less obvious you're trying to get fired big T. Elias that doesnt sound like the most healthy thing to do. oh dear is this gonna be triggering for me. uuuuuh. uuuuuuuuuh. doesnt seem like it ok gonna keep listening. Jared. hmmmmm. Ok we've seen Keay and hotner or whatever his name was.

ep 91: Michael Crew. Oh is this the lightning scar guy. Mister jon sir did you just die. No? God everyone is so fuckin cryptic. Say normal things please. They all just like to go on about pain and agony and j e s u s c h r i s t we get it you got hurted by whatever thing. So theyre avatars? question mark? Jude Perry is an avatar of The Desolation? hhhh fractals. thats a spiral thing innit. Yup. messing with your perceptions. God they all talk about feeding their god and feeding that which feeds them and. hh what does that meann. Leave big J. please. uh oh. is it daisy? how come he has the web lighter still? the tape recorder just turns on sometimes you know how it is. So he can compel people? not that he knows it obviously but. a bit wack. powers go brr i guess? If the eye just wants knowledge i guess he feeds it by getting the statements? b/c i doubt it wants him to murder ppl or whatever.

ep 92: elias you all knowing fuck what do you know. (i guess all given what i just said) Lukas. Heard of them before. Mordecai Lukas. Loneliness. The lonely even. Jonah Magnus. Elias ur sounding like a bit of a dickhead rn. lmao jon's just like "i dont care" elias what is ur deal. Why does he want to tie her in. ohh i see. lmao theyre all just like "elias why" The Unknowing lol seems very much like something the eye wouldnt like. lol elias is gettin all philosophical. what does it really mean to be human. this still doesnt answer why gertrude wanted to destroy the archives tho.

ep 93: bahsjdfh he seems so dead inside rip. awww admiral. i love him already. ghh breacon and hope. purple mold. doesnt sound like anything we've seen so far. I think the funniest explanation for breacon and hope is that they dont actually serve the stranger they just kinda happen to be a random neutral party that cart around random spooky entity related stuff. ooooh. when we hear the slight static of the tape recorder it's cuz he's compelling ppl.

ep 94: the end! listen man they were all just grayed up for 4/13.

ep 95: the end also? death but also savagery/ animalistic shit. aww martin. lmao becerra. she's just been chillin in the corner.

ep 96: return to sender. haha minecraft go brr. prediction: breacon and hope? yup there we go. jon why is there an echo. are you in a stairwell? is he gonna eat it- yup. how did i call it. unsure abt what theyre talking about but ok. they kidnapped someone? Sarah Baldwin. ooooh that guy.

ok im just putting this here so i have notes for when nicholas gets to this part. It seems like (from jon's conversation with jude perry) that the desolation and the eye are kinda at odds with eachother? like i guess not directly but it seems like they dont really vibe? so how could be with both. Cuz if he has the heat powers and shit then we know he's an avatar of the desolation. but then why does he have so much eye imagery. also he got burned intentionally? like jude did when she went on her monologue about the feeling of burning? but then why did he wear the eye pendant. it stops him from being burned all the way which seems like he's not fully accepting the fire or whatever.

Nooooo I lost like a bunch of my notes rip. I keep forgetting to save.

Ep 104: tim gives a coherent statement without jon even being there. Ugh. Fucking robert smirk. Dont like him. Joey. Dont recognize the name. The show must go on. Clown. The spooky circus?

ep 105: total war... shogun 2? jon is just understanding languages again. "if i understood mandarin or cantonese" are you sure you dont big man?

ep 106: havent we heard this one already? mans in space? oh no this is just another episode in space. fairchild... uuuh. cant remember. oh! this is related to that! this is one of the ppl from the other side. sounds like a Vast thing. oh he's the one that the dude saw? but that guy didnt have a face... she's sorta like jon. wanting to dismiss the statements. lmao i love the workplace gossip. ace jon for the win! oh cmon elias dont be a dick. sunny meadows or whatever. thats the place we heard about.

ep 107: oh great is it jude perry again. Third Degree. bahahsdkfj she was arrested. sorry but imagining this old british lady getting arrested is funny. she was trying to resurrect him. using the skin book. he's not feeling well. jon take a nap. i wonder if this is what happens when he uses his powers too much. He gets into The Zone when he reads statements lol. didn't we have a burning train car in anothre statement? is it julia fairchild? bahahahs "kidnapped. Again." poor jon honestly. julia... about her dad. daughter of the murder shed guy? hunting like your dad liked to hunt or normal people hunting. oh hunting vampires!

ep 108: melanie has been suffering. poor martin peter lukas why do you have to be like this. can he not just use the front door? does he have to bother the ppl doing statements?

ep 109: how come he cut her off? kinda rude tbh. its either jon's influence or there was smth he didnt want her saying. is it gerard on the table? this sounds kinda like smth from one of the university episodes. is it the closed eye on the hand? yup. he's like one of the students! if the thing listening in is elias then... he can do that without the tape recorder yknow. plus who's to say it wont just turn itself on again

110: who wants to bet its a leitner?

111: Lukas related to The Lonely. I used to not like Gerard that much but i like him more now. but i thought there were 15? ohhh thats right isnt flesh newer? gerry for the win honestly. finally telling jon things.

112: lol "again" no one ever tells any of these ppl anything. tim and basira are just out of the loop constantly. music, like the war episodes. The hunt or the slaughter? probably the hunt. so Daisy is related to the hunt right? basira likes the reading, she's doing fine at the institute. daisy's getting worried...

113: it just turned on randomly. what is it lol. explossives! oh boy. why do they always assume he turned it on intentionally. melanie youre not making me like you that much. which entity is this about i cant tell. lol he was disappointed it was just the end. The title Breathing Room made me think it was gonna be about the buried but i guess not. So many of these entities deal with death but the end is one that deals in just death. it has no need for fancy deaths, just death is enough

114: more hilltop road statements? the tree. oh boy. ok the tree has 8 arms obviously theres the spider parallels. was she taken into an alternate universe? oh no. jon tries to phrase things so he's not asking questions. thats honestly good. "sometimes i was kidnapped" oh dear. they got gertrude. daisy ur so odd lmao. who wants to bet they dont know the tape recorder's running?

115: silaca? or whatever? antique man? meat grinder... related to the meat is meat episode? oh wow. they buy antiques from him. maybe dont antagonize this creature which can kill you?

116: lol theyre all just so done with elias. music? is it like the one band that if you hear them you die or wtvr. oh its chess? i am very much confused. mmm stranger go brr. gorilla skin? oh shit the dance. woah. this is so good. this is so gender. the words are wonderful. "you can just say tim" lmao trying to fool elias never feels like a good idea.

117: except elias lmaoo. oh shit. leitner getting some use for once idk. bruuh poor melanie she has been thru so much shit. martin you can just say youre worried about jon. lol he's so accurate in his jon impression. lol who was that. was that daisy? lmaoo. oop hi tim. oh god i hope tim doesnt die. i feel like i wouldve heard about that? but im not sure. destroying the source of knowledge is gonna be hard for jon. yay jon! you did a good thing. let him rest.

118: go off martin lmao. awww poor martin. oh god the tape gets that squealy quality and its awful.

119: woah. lots of things happening. uhh. POP OFF TIM!!

120: lmao elias giving a statement about jon's dreams lol. damn jon doesnt even get his own dreams? has to stay Watching even when he's asleep? f in the chat this man goes thru so much shit. oh boy its peter. lol martin my beloved. idk i dont trust peter.

#tma #neptune's tma notes #notes #tma season 3

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akari-hope · 3 years

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Last anon again i hope you know ur my ENTIRE dash half the time so I log on and its just a game of what-media-is-ari-thinking-about-today like I just witness your brainrot real time. Reality t.v. for clowns. Keep up the good work tho maybe someday I'll consume media other than she-ra. I'd say it's clown on clown violence but tbh Its more like I'm just at the circus

(I'm not meaning any of this in a rude way I follow you bc I enjoy your blog genuinely)

JFDHSKBNGFDHJBKNGFDHJBK THIS IS LEGITIMATELY THE FUNNIEST THING THANK YOU

#anon #typically...as in...like...when i'm not stuck in my house...#i would not be clogging the dash so much #but whoops i am stuck inside and y'all are stuck with my brainrot <3 #'ah. there's 15 different pieces of media i have never consumed on my dash. ari is online.'

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tyranttortoise · 5 years

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UT Sans/Reader, Circus AU, Poorly Timed Confession. (I'm chortling just imagining the possibilities...)

Clowns always kinda-sorta freaked you out.

“what’s wrong, pal? you don’t wanna clown around with me?”

Your nose reflexively scrunches up at the pun. “Why don’t you ever take your makeup off? It’s creepy.”

“who says i’m wearing make-up?”

You’re sitting on a bench within the empty circus tent. The show has been over for hours, and the animals you work with have long-since gone to sleep. You should have been, too, but… you just couldn’t seem to turn your mind off. You decided to go for a walk, which lead you to the tent.

It didn’t help. There was just something even more depressing about an empty tent.

Right as you were about to leave, Sans popped out from beneath the bench. You’re not sure if he was sleeping there or if he used his “specialty”, which happened to be disappearing and reappearing in strange places. He’d jump in a barrel and end up on the tightrope, riding a unicycle – things like that. Either way, he’d startled the hell out of you, especially because he was still in full stage attire.

…. Like he always was.

It unsettled you, but also weirdly drew you to him. He had a way about him that either made him the funniest person you’d ever met, or perhaps criminally insane. He was always smiling (he was wearing a shit-eating grin at the moment, one that stretched across his entire face and made his eyesockets seem smaller), wearing a rainbow wig that was faded and ragged, and oversized clown clothes. For some reason, he had chosen pink slippers that were ten times too big for his feet instead of floppy red clown shoes, but everything else looked pretty standard.

“You’re wearing make-up,” you insist, reaching out to smear a bright red circle on his cheek just to prove your point. It doesn’t smear. You narrow your eyes and rub harder, and he begins to chuckle.

Stupid smug clown. Without thinking, you lick your thumb and then rub it under the blue circles around his dark eyesockets. This time, it smears… but you can see what appear to be bags under his eyes. Does he ever sleep? What’s he even doing awake now?

“i don’t think i’ve ever had anyone stare at me like this. ya’know, it just seems in tents.”

You let your finger fall from the joke, and he chuckles, winking. You may need to pinch the bridge of your nose if this keeps on. “Sans, why are you even awake?”

He shrugs. “i saw you go in, and you always seem like you need a laugh. and lucky for you, i know my way around a funny bone. i’ve got a couple hundred of them.”

“Am I supposed to tickle them or something?” you ask, rather deadpan. He’s so taken aback – he can’t tell if you’re joking of not – that he stares at you for a beat before he guffaws.

Sans literally smacks his knee. “that was a real knee slapper, kid. you sure you’re not a little bit of a clown?”

“Definitely not.”

“well, would you like to go on a date with a little clown?”

Now, you’re the one that’s not sure if you heard that right. “Did you just say–”

Sans pulls out a flower from seemingly thin air and holds it out to you. Still reeling – and for some reason, with butterflies swarming in your belly– you take it.

………… It immediately squirts you with water in the face.

You throw the flower at Sans’s perpetual smile and stomp off.

“what? i thought it was a nice jester from a clown,” he calls out in a sing-song, smug voice.

You’re suddenly exhausted enough to sleep.

#undertale drabble #undertale sans #reader-insert #ask meme #trope mashup #excuse me while I fangirl over the fact that you sent me in an ask #ahhhhhhhh #neroli9

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futb-o-lka · 5 years

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So, here is today's god tier TMA-related conspiracy theory

Which was originally just a throwaway thought but by now it's so late into the night that we might as well call it early and I've long since gone full 9th season of x files on this thing.

But still

Many think the 15th Fear to be connected with technology. Well, what if it isn't.

You see, every time something Russian is mentioned I go 'yay finally a familiar word' so I noticed that it happens quite often.

Or, to put it simpler:

Let's count:

другой Цирк (aka the Circus of the Other). The most obvious one, and to me the funniest as well. What makes a russian circus so creepy? I mean, the circus as we know it developed in Europe in the second half of the 18th century. Traditionally these are Italian circus families who are most renowned for their art and the most famous contemporary circuses come from the US, Canada and France. As for Russia, circuses - and clouns - were never historically associated with evil or feared here. For crying out loud, ever since 1975 clowns are etched into our subconscious as these sad guys who have to do their job no matter what they really feel (all thanks to The Song). Doesn't make much sense, huh? Note: associated with the Stranger.

The Tundra (aka Peter Lucas' ship). Fyi tundra came into Russian from Finnish tunturi, i.e. a high woodless mountain, and then transferred into English as well. Tundras are flat and treeless, but more importantly they are vast, cold and lonely. Ironically enough, note: associated with the Lonely.

The Sannikov Land (aka i checked and such a place never really excited). Fun fact: maybe it did. Nowadays it's referred to as 'a ghost island'. The first explorers back in the 19th century proved its existence through simple observations as well as studying the migration routes of wild geese. Some modern scientists explain the phenomenon by stating that there was an island, just not a solid one, but one formed by the fossil ice of permafrost with a thin layer of soil on top. They discovered the Sannikov Bank, after all. It is situated right where the the original island was supposed to be: to the north from New Siberian islands, Russia. Note: associated with the Spiral.

That book in Cyrillic that attempted to read Michael Crew. The vaguest one, as several Slavic nations write in Cyrillic. Maybe I'm reading too much into it (haha), but there is no proof that it wasn't in Russian either. Note: a Leitner, probably associated with the Eye.

Well, over with fun facts, here we are. Four things connected with four different entities and covered in total of at least 7 statements (mag 24, mag 33, mag 44, mag 91, mag 99, mag 104 and mag 126 are all I can name off the top of my head but hey, it's the effort that counts). What unites them? One word, 6 letters: Russia.

I gonna cut the bullshit now: I think that Russia might be the 15th Fear. Yep! The whole friggin' country!

That's how it works.

As this (actually coherent and plausible) speculation on entity politics goes, each entity feeds of several more specific fears (aka fear territory). When a new Fear gains enough power to become a whole new entity, the other entities are forced to share some of their territory with it. (Which they happen to hate, thus the coalition that is supposedly forming rn). Anyways, what really interests me here is how small fears can be regrouped. Like, if that's turns out true, under certain circumstances they can sorta assemble into a big bad Fear Power-Rangers-style.

So, given in tma universe the number of paranoid guys who fear one (1) country for a number of different reasons (its appearance as vast, deathly cold, thoughtlessly brutal hellhole, its government reeeally continuous struggle to pull off power play against the rest of the world and whatever else) is big enough, the said country will turn into something other than just a country...

So basically the Russia (lmao) as an entity feeds on the fear the foreigners feel for it. Its every citizen is its avatar. If you were born in Russia you are doomed (as a person, not as a creature of pure terror, naturally).

Also good luck with those plastic explosives of yours, Team Archives.

UPD: I forgot Mr Sergey Ushanka from mag 65: binary, associated with Elias-knows-what. 'Ushanka' (шапка-ушанка) is a hilarious fur hat (with flappy 'ears', thus the name) btw

TMA geography is wider than that ofc. There are statements from France, Italy, Germany, Egypt, China, and India was mentioned at some point, too. Apart from that there's USA, which is home for at least two of the entities. These are the facts BUT within the context of this theory I prefer to turn a blind eye to them, pun intended.

Thanks for reading my Wild Speculation™, hope you enjoyed it at least a little. As for the facts (Researched for Fun and Educational Purposes Only), the articles I read were mostly in Russian, that's why there are no links:( I still can provide them; feel free to ask but beware of paranormal properties of Cyrillic texts dxhdhflhpej

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