#i live in texas btw

[asharestupid]

Being in the woods with your cryptid/gremlin friend like:

- *casually breaking thorns off of a vine and putting them in pocket*

- MOSS

- *very politely sits on giant rock*

- *pointing at half fallen tree* "you think that can hold me?" "No." "I'mma get on it anyway" "NO" *thud*

- *singing the hearse song while walking through a dry creek*

- *sees bird high up in tree* is that a challenge?

- *sits on stump*

- MUSHROOMS

- *singing welcome to the internet while climbing a tree*

- *walks through tree limb* hey that hurted dont do that

- *trips over rock* *apologies to rock*

- *pointing at something they definitely should not climb* "I'mma climb that"

- *making paper stars while sitting in a tree*

- CRUNCHY LEAVES

- *sets down bucket of Things™ to climb a tree*

- *hearing Very Normal Cat Sounds somewhere near by* if this is how I wind up on supernatural I'mma seriously haunt your ass

- *drinking tea while searching for pine cones*

- *quotes three tumblr posts and a tx2 song in one breath*

- ACORNS

- *jumps over dead bush*

- "Hey, tree sap!!!" "Hey, leaves!!!" "Hey, moss!!!" "Hey, tree!!!" "Hey, nature!!!!"

- *completely oblivious to friend talking to them while chasing frog*

- *comes across fence* "bet I could jump that" "don't" *hops fence*

#cryptid #cryptidcore #gremlin #unintelligible gremlin noises #gremlincore #autism #goblin #goblincore #supernatural #supernatural is a show #forest #woods #moss #acorns #crunchy leaves #fall #mushrooms #i live in texas btw #this post is based off of me and my cousin in the woods behind our house

[theparadoxmachine]

I hate this fucking place

It's not enough we have to deal with bigots we gotta deal with this bullshit too fuck

#i live in texas btw #this state is bullshit

[underlockv]

Ethan Winters was born in 1984 and Ashley Graham was born in 1984

Presidents Son Ethan Winters must be rescued in RE4 vs Ashley Graham must rescue her wife RE7

#ethan winters #re7 #id tag ashley n re 4 but I worry people might not be intersted in just a text post #i live doing role swap aus #its extra fun based on character birth year because all RE characters have a set birthyear and age #so you can track new characters ages through the older games too lmao #when we started streaming revelations 1 on monday someone asked what age ethan would be during it and i replied immediately #because i already did the math b4 lmao #btw ethan was 14 during the events of raccoon city #but he grew up in texas so i guess if he knew about it it would have all been something he saw on tv

[rainderthesomeone]

CW Abortion rights and Texas politics.

Hey guys, I don’t like getting political on here and discussing topics that may upset certain people, I like getting along with everyone on here, and staying away from this stuff, but…. I don’t know what to think about this, ever since I discovered who I was as an individual, my beliefs shifted over the years due to an abusive parent shoving there beliefs and opinions on me at a young age, now that I’m older and have discovered my voice and identity, my view on Christianity has changed, my perspective on things has been warped due to all the hate I’ve seen in the religion and the kind of people within this religion, my mother is Christian and she respects who I am and because of her I still believe there’s an afterlife and some form of god, but…. I just don’t know or understand this video fully I’m conflicted, on one hand I’m afraid of how many people in this video and the comment section are saying abortion is a sin and you’ll go to hell, I’m a young trans man who hasn’t undergone any surgery or medical stuff yet I’m still in a woman’s body and I’m fearful of what will happen, I’ve always been fearful of all the politicians slowly taking away our human rights or choice…..this was all in Texas 13 days ago….y’all should I be scared of this? I just don’t know how to feel about this.

#politcs #abortion rights #btw I live in Texas uh…should I move soon? lol #human rights #women rights #texas politics #Youtube

[mercurialsmile]

so I'm gonna tell yall what we ain't about to do.

this year, we aint gonna make fun of people in the south trapped in any ice storms or bad weather that may occur. we aint about to make jokes about how southerners cant drive in ice and snow (altho it is true i dont need any northerners being an ass about it)

I will reiterate what I said a couple of years ago: the roads in the south are not made to handle ice. they are not built to handle snow. we do not have snow chains down here, at least not typically.

I dunno about other states, but we all know jack shit has been done about the Texas grid. If the power somehow fails again, we aint gonna make fun of us who have no power. we aint gonna be an ass about any rolling black outs. we aint gonna tell southerners they deserve to freeze to death just because we happen to live in the south or a red state.

#texas #this post is aimed at those who do not live in the southern US btw #bc i have NOT forgotten how nasty some of yall were to us last time #yall are on THIN ICE pun intended #see thats an actual funny joke #not 'haha a bunch of homeless people froze to death but its ok bc they were vets and probably bigots' #anyways i dont think the grid will fail or anything but who knows #i trust greg abbott about as far as i can throw him #he's too busy shipping mexican refugees to new york and banning drag queens or whatever #than to worry about our roads and the grid #i said so last year i said it this year and ill prob say it next year

[ratislatis]

I need everyone to know that when I heard the first note to s2 ep21. I was like "oh my fucking god are they actually playing mcr on this podcast" forgetting that they always do covers??

and then scary marlowe's voice sailed through my car speakers

and I fucking SCREAMED

besties I screamed for THREE straight minutes I was in HYSTERICS. can you imagine being one of those other cars on the highway and just seeing this scrawny teenage girl with possum memorabilia all over the place. and her jaw is just on the floor. and you can't hear anything but you can physically see that she is expending all the air in her lungs

she is yelling "NO WAY. NO FUCKING WAY" with dumbfounded hilarity unparalleled by god

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #s2 ep21 #scary marlowe #imagine if this was in the double-sided chick fil a drive thru #you're minding your own business getting a homophobic chicken sandwich #and this evidently gay child is raising hell in her tiny fucking 2007 jeep liberty #she's getting chicken nuggets btw. 8pc with ketchup because bbq is gross #the only people who can like bbq on this site are baba natalia and grace #and maybe berry.... but you're on thin ice for being british.... #do british people even know what bbq is #wait #hey baba do the french make good bbq #I'm assuming you've been to a texas roadhouse so you know what a bare minimum bbq is #I just looked it up and there are no texas roadhouses where you live. #um #so if you ever want to realize the brilliance of their cinnamon butter rolls #hit me up

[greeniscosmic]

I’m going to New York with the soul intention of finding New York friends and meet Jschlatt

creepy reason for going but i hope u find some New York friends ❤️

#greeny stop talking #ask #schlatt lives in Austin Texas so u ain't finding him in nyc lmao #also. quick rant. #don't travel to a place in hopes that a youtuber or celebrity will be there. thats like going to korea to meet bts #i understand if ur going to a place for some other reason and ur fav just happens to be there. but like........ dont borderline stalk them. #yknow what i mean??? #sorry if this comes off as rude btw

[tiring-testified]

@ottiliere I'm gonna do a nicer digital version of this later, I just REALLY needed to get this idea down.

I KNOW Texas doesn't give a shit about special needs. Equius is autistic and has trouble controlling his strength. Has a lot of problems at school.

Some kids were messing with Nepeta, so he beat them within an inch of their lives. Got committed for repeat violent outbursts, one resulting in a kid ending up in a coma.

Dirk thinks this guy is a trip and they end up getting along. They talk about horses a lot. Eq is uses to Nepeta whole roleplaying thing, so helping Dirk write his weird horse stories is decently familiar to him.

They absolutely do get into fights sometime bit Dirk enjoys pain and has a death wish, and Eq actually likes this but so he holds back as much as he can.

They're dorks and actually A Little bit of positive outlets.

Transcripts under the cut ✂️

(Photosensitive Equius)

(Dirk isn't wearing hair products. It's all cowlicks. Also his neck is at the scabbing stage, so he keeps scratching it.)

CT: You should stop scratching that. (Hard nudge, menacing aura)

TT: You some kind of new orderly? (A little anxious)

CT: I'm 16. So no.

TT: (under his breath) Coulda fooled me.

TT: What are you in for? (Trying really hard to be nice like he learned in group last week. Panik.)

TT: (again under his breath) This guy is like twice my size, how are we the same age?

CT: Unruly at school. Got into a big fight. Messed up three kids, one ended up in a coma.

TT: Well shit. (A little impressed)

CT: My "retard strength" was "getting out of hand". (Talked too much, feels like he made it awkward.)

TT: Your What. (Trying really hard not to laugh)

CT: That is apparently the clinical term. (Feeling really awkward now.)

TT: YEAH?! (This is great. He's having fun. He can't wait to write his friends about this.)

#its called hysteric strength now #btw #also a friend of mine who is diagnosed with DID lives in texas and they still call it MPD so like #yeaaah. #hospital dirk #also i am autistic and ao is my partner #who also has hysterical strength #so were out here djdjdjdjfk #tw self harm #tw ableism #your honor their friends #your honor they are kissing?? #maybe?? #who knows #dirk needs to be single for a while imo

[morethanwords229]

apologies to my neighbours for i have had two wines am about to pour a third and will now be playing the same song loudly on repeat for the next two hours

#after all by texas #is the song btw #sharleen spiteri is such a good songwriter #she is also my dad's not-so-secret crush but that's a whole other conversation #he and i have seen texas live approx 7 times and we are going again next year no regrets

[berryblu-soda]

on the note of my last post, here to complain bc bro???

the chances of making frineds with people from the US only for them to turn out to be from the state of nebraska (specifically) are low, but theyre never zero-

like???? do i have a nebraska magnet hello???? the count is at least at 5 and theres an irl moving there soon???

im taking this as a personal attack asjdxhfhfghds

#this has been brought on bc i found out yesterday that my cousin´s gf (who´s visiting :D) is from there too #rlly cool gal btw #none of these people have any buisness living *this* far away tho ToT!!! please pick texas or something next time ueueueueueu #okok ill shut up now lmao #shut up sheo #anyways its now my top state to visit if given the chance lol

[noxsylvania]

Sam on the living room floor crying over Resident Evil screaming “HE’S JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL,” and Logan walks in and she’s fighting Nemesis.

#They play RE7 and he’s like “I donno kiddo this one might hit too close to home” and she looks at Evelyn and says: #“Nah I could’ve totally killed Ethan’s dumb ass.” #Gamer grandpa btw. He lives alone in mid-fuck nowhere Texas video games is all he has. #ophidian lore #liz and the biohazards

[mothheart]

Still genuinely so upset the place I applied at messed up so bad they set me up to work in Texas. How does that even happen?? If I don't get the job where I applied I don't know what I'm gonna do

#ive been waiting so long for this #i checked btw and the application was 100% for where i not live. not fucking texas #so frustrated #miles rambles

[mudwizardbignaturals]

i watched a really famous jazz band live last night and i am a changed man

#it was jazz at lincoln center btw #their rendition of freedom was. SO intense #freedom by charles mingus arr chris crenshaw #my parents who lived in texas for a while were really moved by it #my dad started crying a little #chris crenshaw? AWESOME #his poetry reading skills are great and his trombone skills are even greater #i have become Ultimate Fanboy #and i am stealing his solos

[zatsy]

The difference between warm and hot is half a degree and once it passes that threshold I begin to wither away & die rapidly like that fuck from the 3rd Indiana Jones movie

#zats text #i live in texas btw. endless suffering awaits

[bblgumgum]

my hands are so cold i can’t draw bcs moving them aches so bad

#gummy.txt #i hate living in texas #this shit SUCKS so bad #genuenly can’t even type bcs the tips of my fingers hurt so bad #putting on a sweater rn btw #and hopefully my laptop will heat my room up