#i love him here he's being so petty

[supemaeve]

You enjoying this?

#queen maeve #homelander #the boys #there are many reasons i love this scene i wanted it on this blog #the main one being that it confirms homelander took maeve's silence the previous scene as confirmation #i know it was kinda obvious but i love that he's spelling it out since she won't lol #also the change of dynamic they had from one ep to the other was huge #i love the contrast #i love him here he's being so petty #he's a coward though for fucking with with her this way instead of going after elena #i mean it worked but #i wanted a little threatening #as a treat #my gifs

[diseaseriddencube]

normal people: alastor is aggressive with lucifer because he's actually under the control of lilith and needs to keep him away/help charlie or sth

me: alastor is aggressive with lucifer because he saw someone with two ounces more power than him, someone who could help charlie more than he has and show him up as worthless, and he Is Not Having Any Of That anyways do you wanna hear my npd headcanons and why he is actually me and

#rave ramblees #hazbin hotel #i'm aware the first theory is probably correct lore-wise #but character-wise #it kinda is just..alastor..to hate anyone who could potentially look better than him #and i think he just likes to fuck with people honestly 😍 #like no you fucking idiots he doesn't have a father/daughter relationship with charlie out of nowhere #he's just acting like that to piss lucifer off #for the funsies #he's so me 😍 #like yes petty boy go #be petty and don't let anyone be superior to you you absolute KING #make that man feel SHAME for being an absent father YES!!!! #so YOU can be the good 'father' here #ugh i love him

[wormy-worm]

ok u know what maybe if the world isn't ready for sunrazer post that means that the world IS ready for Amoveous siblings post. This is Milo and Enho and theyre my DARLINGS and i love them SO MUCH. i have. SOOOOOOOO many thoughts abt them but after the previous post massacre i do not really feel like typing all of that xoxo love <3

#THESE DRAWINGS HAVE BEEN SITTING IN MY DRAFTS FOR MONTHS LOL #meart #original character #robot oc #ily enho ily milo my darlings my angels my loves my funny robot guys. #ive posted abt Andromeda on here b4 if u remember her Enho is her best friend !!!!! #Enhos a battle robot who doesnt want 2 fight people.. #hes the oldest sibling and theres a lot resting on their shoulders! #shes supposed to be this big metal protector but U.U she just wants to hide in his room.. and make music for the internet.. #him and andy have this whole arc abt like. autonomy and identity and junk #being as andy is a government experiment who was raised to be a superhero who. has not yet realized that she HATES being a superhero lol #Enho inspires her! #milo um. does his own thing. he was the second amoveous bot and he is lucky to have been built without the responsibility of a battle bot #which means hes a LOT weaker. doesnt have a million weapons and lasers and such like enho does. no one expects much of him. he HATES IT!!!! #he wants to be POWERFUL! he wants to HURT PEOPLE!! he wants to be USEFUL!!! hes ANGRY ALL THE TIME #its EXSAUSTING. #yk that tinkerbell thing thats like. cuz shes so small she can only feel one emotion at once. and its so big it consumes her entirely? #hes that. he lives entirely in extremes. everything is 100% for him #he jumps to conclusions so quick and so violently.. hes incredibly impulsive and it gets him into a lot of trouble. #hes also a total NERD!!! GOOB!!! says mlady unironically. likes bad computer games. wears a stupid tie everyday. cartoonishly schemes 24/7 #enho for the record is also a pretty angry person. they just dont rlly express it. they dont express much of anything lol. #shes semiverbal on a talkative day. he can be REALLY REALLY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE THO. THAT MF CAN BE SO PETTY. GOOFY ASS #but shes TERRIFIED she'll lose control of her emotions and her body and that shell hurt someone someday. absolutely terrified. #enho is as afraid of his strength as milo is of his weakness. theyre both two ends of the same extremes in a lot of ways. #polar opposites and yet exactly the same. they resent each other a lot. they need to learn to meet each other in the middle. #anyway ''i dont feel like typing all that'' and then i ramble in the tags for ten million years lol ToT I LOVE THESE GUYS #theyre my oldest ocs in this universe and i have so many thoughts if you have any questions feel free to ask me lol

[chirpsythismorning]

🎨 🖼️ 🌈 🩹 🧍🏽💡 🔮⚡️☄️

You’ve Really Got a Hold on Me by Smokey Robinson & The Miracles

#byler #stranger things #bizarre love triangle playlist #will byers #will's pov #will is so petty but honest i love him #'i dont like you. but i love you 🙄. seems that i'm always thinking of you' #'though you treat me badly. i love you madly. you've really got a hold of me.' #this whole song is just this back and forth battle of someone in love while simultaneously being frustrated af with said person #'i dont want you. but i need you. don't want to kiss you. but i need to. though you do me wrong now. my love is strong now.' #i also love this part bc it highlights the main difference between will's feelings for mike vs el's feelings for mike #it's not as simple as liking or wanting bc yes it is all of those things but more than that it is a NEED #you'll notice a lot of songs on here in will's pov highlight need in terms of his feelings for mike #which fits with his whole speech to mike in the van #'(i) need you mike. and (i) always will.' #there's also this juxtaposition of el and will both experiencing mike pulling away #el wants to hold on as hard as she can but she knows that it's not going anywhere and she is ready to let go by the end of s4 #will wants to hold on as hard as he can but he knows (assumes) that it's not going anywhere and yet he can't quite let go #'i want to leave you. don't want to stay here. don't want to spend another day here. oh i want to split now. i can't quit now' #leading up to their rain fight in s3 it's as if will is getting to this point where he is ready to leave #and then mike says what he says #and now he really has to go bc it's all too real ('yeah. i guess i did. i really did.' #then a whole season later when will is at his limits again up to their rink-o-mania fight its as if he is trying harder than ever to hold o #it's bc he can't quit now #'you've really got a hold of me' #will is in love now folks

[shoyoist]

omfg 😭

#₊˚ପ⊹ soliloquy .ᐟ‍ #i saw that post going around #the one about “which character would you remove from a show for a petty reason” #and like listen #i fucking despise the character trope: “boo hoo i have such big dreams but i was born powerless in a place full of powerful people 🥺🥺” #“but then One Fateful Day i became the CHOSEN ONE” #“and hence began my journey to becoming the MOST POWERFUL OF ALL TIME!!” #genuinely i HATE that entire character archetype #and i was about to say with my full chest that i want deku completely wiped off the face of earth #because he's a trademark for that type of character yk and i HATE him so fucking much #but i realized just in time that the op loves deku 😭 #and now that would be rude of me if i said his name in the tags to that post #so i'll say it here 😭😭 #for a more petty reason i also want him gone because i want uraraka for myself </3 #i cannot bear to watch her resigned to her fate of being the male protag's love interest/his wife at the end of the series #like my pretty girl you deserve so much more than that #perhaps if they don't end up together i will allow him to live #unless and until them?? i want him GONE

[zedif-y]

i say this with my entire chest. hold hands with your friends!!

#i mean this in the most platonic way possible and no i am not joking or being sarcastic #ive been having. a difficult couple of weeks #and im just. immensely grateful for my best friend because hes just. hes there. through all the bullshit hes There #and i love that we've gotten touchier because god knows we both fucking need it . i dont care if people think we're a couple. #they already think that when we breathe next to each other anyway #i love holding his hand it grounds me #and i dont want to kiss him or date him i just want to be close to him. he means the world to me #ive said it before but i will never understand people who see friends as second to their partner/s #because id do so much for my best friend's happiness. so so much to the best of my ability #hes seen me at my worst hes seen the bad parts of me hes seen me ugly and angry and petty and hes STILL here. he STILL cares about me #ejdjdkdj it makes me so emotional to think about #anyway. hug your friends. hold their hands. life's too short to hold back on affection if you both want it #ryan's screaming

[subarashiihibi]

logging onto tumblr and seeing blatant ableism was not something i was expecting but Alright

#izaya is the official number 1 cluster b pd ambassador #me personally ive always been a firm believer in bpd izaya but after doing more research on aspd #i get it like it really does make sense esp a lot of little things here and there #just a horrible take in general i fear. rethink your life choices if yr being ableist over a hc #and shoutout to whoever brought the aspd izaya hc to life 💞💞 #i dont usually talk abt 'drama' or whatever but it's so disheartening to see #rly it shouldnt matter that much for someone to make a whole damn post fussing over it #regardless of whether or not izaya has aspd he is beautiful and it shouldnt be that huge of a deal that is my honest opinion #as in if yr that hung up over 'nooo izaya cant have aspd he has empathy!!!!🥺🥺' #1) just go to hell and 2) this should not affect how you regard him that much and if it does you are not worthy of liking him #er thats just me being petty but rly i mean it! it's all unconditional love for izaya here. #actually one more thing i do want to say i really do appreciate the creator of this hc i said it earlier but like #i love analyzing izaya as a character but i am admittedly SO BAD at forming meaningful explanations and stuff #so smth to not only do that but also explain how he fits the aspd diagnostic criteria and how it all lines up... it's really cool #ok sowrry i wont ramble anymore. im writing a damn essay in these tags 😭

[theinfinitedivides]

Gil Chae: i will become a good wife. please trust me

Mr. General: *does not in fact trust her*

#tv: my dearest #my dearest #mbc my dearest #ahn eun jin #kdrama #local gay watches My Dearest (and is subsequently f*cked up).txt #local gay watches k-dramas.txt #i was going to make a post earlier about how during their wedding night the domesticity felt wrong bc we know where Gil Chae's heart #lies but i decided not to so i could put it here in the tags #she can play pretend for this man as long as she has to. she will be courteous and kind and she will not hate him bc she has her family #here with her and they are who she needs to take care of. she will nurse their wounds and earn money for the business and she will #leave the man that she loves to nurse his own wounds as she will her own through this service. she does not want Jang Hyun to suffer #from knowing her. she will suffer if she has to by letting him go. #and ofc Mr. General understands none of this hence why he is such a petty ass bitch feeling sorry for himself when she's kidnapped #like bitch. why we got to get Ryang Eum AND Yeon Jun to tell you she's been taken for you to believe the rumors f*ck you #and that too not until they find evidence ffs come on #that being said tho it has been whiplash af to go from me wanting to cut out this man's tongue every time he calls her his wife #during his pity party session to seeing him go through guilt and emotional turmoil in TWOE since he acts as Jun Mo's best friend #and colleague there/is technically the one who tuned him into the undercover sh*t. i hope he's a good man in the end he's too #attractive with that haircut in the 90s not to be

[lovedbythesun]

Robert Rosen on John, Paul, obsession and John’s reaction to Paul’s arrest in Japan (bolded)

RR: If you read Nowhere Man, you're gonna spend a couple of 100 pages in Lennon's head and you'll see what that's like. The neurosis and the occult, and the insecurity and the anger and the rage and the petty jealousy and the absolute expression of joy when McCartney was busted in Japan for trying to smuggle in marijuana.  And you'll also get the creative genius, the guy who went down to Bermuda, knowing it was time to break out of his seclusion and get back into it and release an album. After five years, the painful creative struggle to reconnect with his muse and the love he felt towards Yoko and towards Sean. I mean, that's all there. It's like the beautiful part of Lennon and there was indeed, a beautiful part, with the part that was heady and angry and resentful and jealous.

Host: You just described his reaction to the Tokyo drug bust with Paul. There's been definitely conflicting accounts, what the state of their relationship was not just the 1980 but throughout the whole of the Beatles solo years, where he definitely had the signs of an obsession with Paul's career and his successes. At the same time publicly talked about I don't pay attention to Wings, I don't pay attention to my peers. I don't pay attention to Jagger, or Dylan or all that stuff. Yet. You see things like the tape diary he did in 79, where he clearly is paying attention very much to Paul's career. Overall, did you get an impression of where things stood regarding his feelings toward Paul?

Robert Rosen: That is like a huge part of Nowhere Man because he spent so much time thinking about Paul and writing about Paul and obsessing over Paul. And everything Paul did, it drove him..every time he heard a Paul song on the radio, especially Coming Up off McCartney II that it would make him jealous. He saw his life as him and Yoko being either up or down in relation to Paul and Linda. And he just flat out said, I know this is not the way to be. There was like, the jealous part of him, that would just go crazy over something Paul did..and nobody's paying attention to me now. And there was that part of him and then there was the larger part of him, where he wanted to be like Jesus and Gandhi and Mohammed and Buddha, and he wanted to follow the path he wanted to follow the way, he wanted to merge with God.

It was just this constant struggle between this man who wanted to be pure and this man who wanted to take drugs and have sex with May Pang and just like, oh I bought this beautiful house in Palm Beach and Paul's gonna read about it and that's a great victory over McCartney and oh, Yoko just sold a cow for a quarter million dollars and it's gonna be in the papers and Paul's gonna read about it.  That's another great victory over McCartney and it's just like Yoko did it, she used her magic powers to have Paul busted in Japan and this is not in Nowhere Man because this is what he wrote in the diaries that I couldn't quote from the diaries but he was just so overjoyed that say, it was like the high point of 1980 up to that point and he writes, go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200 - that's the thing from Monopoly and I'm not quoting from the diaries, I'm quoting from the Monopoly board, right [both laugh].

You know, that's what John wrote and he was just "oh, Paul's still in jail, maybe they'll keep him there for a couple of years and they let him out after only 10 days but the Wings tour was ruined and it made him happy.” 

- Robert Rosen / Something About The Beatles Podcast / 10/08/2022 (x)

#john lennon #paul mccartney #the beatles #satb #i can't believe i had transcribed half of this #before i learned i could use a website to auto-generate the dialogue #ah well...better to draw poison from the wound directly i suppose #it must have been love once #but the schadenfreude here takes my breath away #so much so it makes me question a lot of things #i have a hard time believing he thinks of paul as a ...real person here? #i can see him being petty and like hahHA that album was shit #or even being weirdly obsessed with paul's marriage failing? #but prison... #jesus christ

[jrueships]

being right about gup acting all petty that jalen got to go to France during the summer while he was stuck in stupid summer league fighting to get fed scraps for the regular season feels so good

#i always dramatize the pettiness and yet #here we are #pettiness behold #idk if these photos are from him in france rn but i do know he saw some fashion show in france #i just have to find the specific we in france photo in my gallery #that neckpiece tho WOAH #it screams i love rihanna with that pop and that sparkle #i think about gup lowkey huffing and shading jg for actually being able to have fun while hes stuck working #and jalen having to post some random photo of him and gup to make him feel better and stop whining LMAO #i was like... am i reading too much into this? #no i was not #im a GENIUS!!!!!!!! #put a shirt on gup ]:( #i heard french people spit #and they got that iron lung from smoking all the time in a black and white filter so be careful #actually u know what #go ahead and show off ur upside down traffic cone body gup #humble them #they deserve it #make them surrender like they always do AMERICAAAA🗣🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅📣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #IM KIDDING IM KIDDING pls dont be mad france i love watching videos of your probably very overpriced food

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

For dating game: Donna Noble for a non Mash option from something I'm pretty sure I've seen you reblog stuff from, BJ, and Klinger

I can't believe I got 2 Donnas for this game and neither were the MASH one haha. And yes I AM a Doctor Who fan but like with Twin Peaks I'm only a shallow fake one because I only feel really passionate about RTD era :( sowwy again. I'm 0 for 2 today. But at least I didn't skip MASH s1-3 AND I didn't skip the 9th Doctor AND I read Laura's diary + Dale Cooper's tapes. So now everyone has to give me a little headpat and forgive me and say they're not mad at me thank you <3

Donna Noble

I couldn’t handle Donna QwQ I couldn’t match her energy it’s very sad :( I feel like I would do the exact opposite of what the Doctor did for her in terms of bringing out her most amazing qualities. And I do really try to highlight and praise the qualities of people in my life!! I just don’t know if I could help her reach her full potential. Which sounds like one of those weird therapy-talk approaches to relationships but unfortunately sometimes when you really admire someone you actually do start thinking about things like “am I supporting her journey effectively” and all that. But this is just a date right so it can just be a casual thing. I feel like Donna is someone with whom I could straight up be like Hey so I was never socialized properly and your last relationship ended comically terribly so do you want to like try practicing dating with each other? I think it could be fun! And then eventually she could move on to find happiness with Mr. Temple :)  

Wait actually sorry quick tangent if Donna doesn’t remember the Doctor what does she think happened to her fiance from way back when. Does she. Does she remember the giant alien spider or. Hang on--

BJ Hunnicutt

BJ Hunnicutt is the human equivalent of Disneyland. Everybody in the entire nation is absolutely obsessively feral over it it’s sooo beautiful it’s sooo fun you just HAVE to experience it it’s a quintessential expression of the American dream blah blah blah. But I will never attend this overpriced (constantly borrowing money) and overcrowded (too much competition from the rest of Mashblr) theme park. I do not care for its fastpass system (willingness to cheat on his partner) or its uninspiring coaster design (anger issues), and I am further offended to hear of the constant introduction of cost-cutting measures that harm visitor experience (growth of mustache). Not even the prospect of purchasing a fully functioning Cogsworth clock (chance to join the Punnihawk polycule) is enough to tempt me. It’s not happening. I am going to Dollywood (Maxwell Klinger).

Maxie my beautiful girl Maxie whomst is so very adored by me

My wife my kitten my sweet snuggly wuggly good time gal. My Dollywood. Know that I love and adore Maxwell for eternity <3

BUT. I must love her from afar because I couldn’t in good conscience waste her time when I figure there must be a more compatible match out there, ya know? Like, I know hardly anything about baseball and I wear the same clothes every day and I don’t eat red meat so I can’t even share those beloved hotdogs. Max deserves the Best as I’m sure we all agree, and we know he wants a serious long term partnership. I want the same thing, so I know that such a lifelong, committed relationship should be with someone who finds themself more easily compatible with Max’s tastes and interests.  

On an unrelated note, Charles sure seemed to get super into baseball in War For All Seasons, huh? :) And we know he cares a lot about his clothes, as we see him hiring a personal tailor at least once! :) And he was surprisingly eager to get to share in Max’s hotdog delivery in The Grim Reaper, too! :) So many random fun facts in this world \^w^/

#sorry 4 slipping in unwanted shipping content right under the wire like a youtuber rushing through a last minute plea to like and subscribe #I couldn't help it your honor :| #Asks that make you wrack your brains for 10 minutes straight only to give up and google what Donna's husband' first name is. It's Shaun. #I wonder if we'll see more of him in the New Content I am legit Excite wahoo #Starky loves answering questions #marley-manson #sorry for being so dismissive of BJ :/ it will happen again #also Idk if that joke made any sense. does anyone here still remember Vriska (Vriska). #mash #THE COGSWORTH CLOCK IS REAL BTW BUT IT'S $80 >:((( FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF I NEED TO STEAL HIM #HE BELONGS WITH ME!!!!! #also to be clear I've never been to disneyland obvs lmao I'm just a Jenny Nicholson / Defunctland enjoyer #I loooove watching stuff about the disney parks being bad and failing I know it's dumb and petty #but it's the only source of vengeance I get in this life #BTW did you know DOS purchased a house that used to belong to Walt Disney. idk if it was like on purpose or anything but he did #king shit I think. I hope he had crazy gay sex there. for petty reasons but also just cause he deserved that obviously. #The fact that literally anyone follows this blog and chooses to see these posts is a Bible level fucking miracle. #THANKS FOR THE ASK <3

[tickle-bugs]

now that it’s been a little bit I can say that I wished I had written summer lovin’ more accurate to how I think Eddie actually DMs with 40% more loving bullying instead of chickening out bc I thought no one would care about the DND part 🙈

#bug speaks #tbh so many of y’all have admitted to me publicly/privately that you skim through my fics #THATS TOTALLY FINE!! I’ll never judge you for that /gen ❤️ #it does affect how I write though and sometimes I wish it didn’t #idk I’m scared to write for steddie more since I don’t know them but the version of this fic where Eddie’s being a bully (affectionate) and #messing with Steve in dnd like the intense petty dm I know he is but then steve pulls him out of it and into HIS world #which is (I know a giggly bitch ain’t talkin shit rn) #will forever live on my mind. idk how a frizzy metalhead from a show I’ve never seen became a comfort character so fast but here we are #I just *clenches fist* love dungeons and dragons so much and wanna write about it

[vvanessaives]

cinematic parallels i just realized for fenix

smth i said in one of the recent ask games

vs what i recently wrote in a ves/nix fic

#rena.txt #this was so unintentional i suddenly recalled that and went OH..........does this still mean nothing at all to u dumbass or are we still #pretending and being clowns here? i love this so much it makes me laugh also he's so petty and whiney in that fic i love him ves looks at #him and goes i gotta top this man i gotta rail him into oblivion....well good for him i say (<totally not jealous bc i love miss vesper yea) #/delete later

[5uptic]

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#getting caught up on the twitter stuff and hsjdndjdj i live for people being petty. please continue it is very funny #i have a lot of opinions but let me say this. i used to like his chat better than ***'s chat. but i think it's just a smidge better #and that's saying a lot if you know me #anyways..... come over to tumblr! we'd love a bigger community here <3 #(and don't send me asks about this because i won't reply. i'm just watching this from the sidelines) #....edit nvm. don't come over here. i actually don't want you guys here #and yes we are superior. because we don't give a fuck. and streamer/mods are not over here <3 #jerma voice: every single person is my enemy #okay even more edits here we go #it's so funny to me how appalled people seem to be at the existence of cr/wfu fic #and everytime they stumble upon them it's like. they legit clutch their pearls #i have been in tumblr since i was 13 years old. nothing is sacred for me anymore i guess #it's a bit of a generational divide i think. (god is this an inside joke LOL) #I MEAN i would say that but these people are 19-22??? #and then talk about 'boundaries' like no. stev said he didn't want to SEE people use his face as pfp bc its awk #but hes not in tumblr. so why would i not do it... like i'm saying haha fuck steve i have no respect for him this is why i run this blog #like no????? tw/tter culture is just so deranged in all the worst ways #i hate how common the phrase 'touch grass' is because it is very annoying and people just use it whenever but. but #sometimes people forget how human behavior works like and it is most apparent on twitter #we all have to work on that. God Bles. #this has been my manifesto alright

[yusukenui]

theres no way im finishing both episodes in a day, but the best thing to come out of this so far is jonathan being a loving older brother to parallel everything billy was as a brother to max, which was hateful at best

#stranger things spoilers #i guess? im not saying anythinh u didnt know already #ok but actual spoilers now #the scene in the van when jonathan is looking at the kiddos in the back and he tears up when he sees will tear up? #or the fact that he was already all teary before will was choking back his sobs... how did mike not notice 🙁 #jonathan ilysm... ure such an amazing older brother idx #hes so real for bringing up something insane from their childhood and then comforting him #im here for siblings that love each other actually the brothers that hate each other trope is so tired #anyways... them #and the will and eleven hug is so important to me !!! #i love will for being a sweety sibling ☹️ hes so sweet and so petty #billy totally loved max im not saying he didnt but he also hated her and vice versa #if billy had survived maybe they wouldve been on terms... maybe not on siblings that hug each other kind of terms but definitely terms #im going to sleep now because i shouldve been asleep ummm yesterday 😃👊 #st4 spoilers #omg my nerd tag holdonnn ☹️ #the nerd talks #yeahhhh!!!

[everymlmhybrid]

at 36k words let's goooooo still need 4k to be at goal but shhhhhhh don't worry about that okay. and yes it's nearly 2 am. don't worry about that either. listen all that matters is this fic so far has everything a man could dream of. gay sex. weed. robbery. soon it will also have heartbreak and betrayal.

#I go insane in the tags sorry #.txt #picking up freddy in this fic and spinning him around WHEEEE #usually i'd latch onto the characterization from my fave fic for my fave character buttttttttttttt now with My Own Fic being the longest 1 #i've read (.... written? lol) for this fandom. now it's MY version of my boy. and ohhhh do i love him. #freddy w/ his love language being petty theft <3 freddy being horrifically conflicted and confused on his identity and wants <3 #freddy who ends up preferring a different brand of cigarettes just bc he likes the way the smell reminds him of larry <3 #freddy who's constantly playing both sides so he always comes out on top (DOES NOT WORK) <3 freddy who's never been honest in his life <3 #freddy who turns his back on his old moral code that was kinda already corrupt and instead turns to the ironically less corrupt criminals<3 #sorry . i love him soooooo. the mental effects of trying to churn out 50k about a fictional guy in one month right here in the tags. byyeee