#i love learning about chickens :}

[tomwambsgans]

greg said actually i wanna take YOU out and I'M gonna pay for it

#also it's so cute how he says 'visited' instead of just 'been to' like you can tell he learned how to talk from tv #tomgreg #greg hirsch #which side are you on? #fr why is this part not talked about much beyond the Thor Loves Poptarts-ification of greg loving cpk #tom says my gf is out. so let's go out to dinner. the moment greg understands that it's a serious proposal he's SO excited #and it's clearly NOT for any notion of fine dining. he doesn't ask tom 'where are we going' #no. he wants to go out with TOM!! he has a restaurant in mind that's a treat for him and he's excited to share that with tom #i think he is feeling a tiny bit snubbed at the end by the way tom refuses to let greg have the upper hand #like tom asked him out and greg literally asked him out right back. and rather than be excited tom is like no I'M doing the asking out!! lo #but yknow ultimately tom has his own thing that he already really wanted to share with greg #he IS delighted that greg has unrefined tastes bc it means he gets to treat him. he gets to be the reason for greg's awe #also he just thinks it's cute imo #and greg took to it as much as one can when they've already been more or less forcefed (much like the ortolan he eats lol) #anyway. tom's need to feel in control is his detriment bc greg wanted to treat him to some cajun chicken linguine and then fuck him silly #mine

[waitineedaname]

thinking about ed leading a relatively mundane life post-canon while still having all the connections he made during his time as a state alchemist is very funny to me, especially when thinking about his kids' perspectives. several high ranking military officials send them birthday gifts every year. they know four different guys who can turn into animals and this is mostly just a party trick for them. the emperor of xing is a family friend. they go to school and learn about the state alchemists and hear about the youngest state alchemist ever edward elric and they're like "you mean our fucking dad? our loser dad who can't do alchemy and consistently hits his thumb when using a hammer and has a rivalry with our pet chicken? you mean that edward elric?"

#fma #i just love the idea of his kids growing up with the WEIRDEST family connections but not thinking much of it #because it's normal to them #stealing the chicken rivalry idea from scribe because it delights me to no end #ed's children should. like all children. find their father extremely lame #but it's in an affectionate way #someday theyll learn about all the shit he did as a teen #but for most of their childhood he can just be their loser dad who they once caught kissing the emperor of xing on their couch #much to their mother's amusement

[sneeb-canons]

There is an ongoing argument about what breed Darrel is that just will not die. Soul is dead-certain he's a Rhode Island Red. He's a chicken, he's red, what else could he be?

Mind argues that A. there's so many goddamn breeds of red chickens and B. Darrel's feathers aren't nearly dark enough to be a RIR. His tail feathers are white for fuck's sake, he's clearly a Red Ranger. Soul maintains that Darrel is nowhere near heavy enough to be one.

Heart honestly doesn't have much of a genuine opinion on this, it's not like he can really judge what Darrel looks like. He will, however, set the argument off on purpose for fun. For extra chaos, he sometimes "decides" that Darrel is CLEARLY (insert chicken breed here). The breed in question almost never looks anything like Darrel, Heart just picks the longest/most complicated name and/or what sounds most likely to piss off the other two. The "Darrel is a Splash Frizzle Satin Silkie" incident nearly ended in murder and Heart would do it all again if he could.

All three of them are entirely wrong. Darrel is a simple Red Sex Link cross hen. He's a very pretty one; vibrant red with a white tail, white-mottled wings, and white-tipped hackle feathers, but he's not of any specific breed or "designer" crossbreed. Heart, Mind, and Soul are literally never going to figure out the truth.

Headcanon #328

#chonny jash #submission #cj mind #cj heart #cj soul #cj darrell #chonnys charming chaos compendium #i love learning about chickens :} #he is darrell breed to me

[artbyfuji]

Do you have any fav food headcanons for STRQ?

summer: everyone get on my spinach & cheese omelette agenda 🤩 anyway she also loves arroz con pollo. it was one of the first meals she taught yang how to make.

the twins: raven's is braised rabbit & qrow's is venison stew... they probably only get to eat it once or twice a year. (branwen twins "don't make it obvious we grew up in the woods" challenge: failed.) a plate of steak & potatoes would also make them happy. butttt their favorite childhood meal was oyakodon 👍 i can imagine qrow making it for ruby & yang sometimes when they were young.

tai: mapo tofu (with extra chili flakes) he seems like the type to have a pantry shelf just for a hot sauce collection. second place is his shrimp fried rice. yang is allergic to shellfish. this was a crushing blow to him.

#oh i'm in trouble 😭 a long ass post rambling about their food preferences & quirks is probably in my future... #these can all fit for canon & AUs 👍 #extra notes: #oyakodon is chicken & egg rice bowls. something the twins' mother always made. major headcanon territory. caution tape all over this post. #i like maria adopts the twins AUs so this would be something she learns to make for them when they start living with her. #tai LOVES spicy food (fairly high limit). so does summer (she has no spice limit. something is wrong with her). #raven dates those two so her tolerance to spice improved over time. qrow avoids spicy food (he gets acid reflux.) #god help me if someone says “what about cookies for summer?” 😭 (i think she doesn't have a sweet tooth.)

[lecliss]

I'll never be able to take the theory that Vincent is Sephiroth's real father seriously cuz I cannot stress enough how important I think it is to the plot that Vincent wanted to fuck Lucrecia and did not get to.

#once again i jest but now i have to actually talk about it #like. okay we have no proof of any actual timeline for the dirge flashbacks other than. it was at least 30 years ago #so who knows how long they were at the manor. could have been weeks before The Incident. or months. or maybe a full year! who knows #but to me a timeline of like. they fucked and like a week later vincent found The Evidence and lucercia had her little breakdown #AND THEN EXTREMELY QUICKLY SHE AGREED TO THE EXPERIMENT AND IT COULD GO ONE OF TWO WAYS #1. she knew she was pregnant and thats why she agreed to the experiment cuz there was already a usable subject #and therefore she must have fucked hojo like a week after she fucked vincent AND THATS STUPID FAST FOR THESE EVENTS #or 2. she didnt know. agreed to the experiment. fucked hojo. and therefore thought seph was hojo's and NOT vincent's #AND BY THE WAY. i dont even actually believe hojo fucked either!!! cuz theyre both scientists so why wouldnt they think IVF was the best way #okay. well.... hojo is canonically a fucked up little freak. so. he might have taken the opportunity to... get in there. #also when did ivf even start being a thing? cuz that may play a factor into this if nomura even considered that #well either way lets just unfortunately assume hojo got in there #ITS STILL AN ODDLY FAST TIMELINE #also. fuck man doesnt lucrecia have a later line in dirge where she actually says shes in love with hojo? or something along those lines #IMPLYING ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE SHE HAD THE FALLING OUT WITH VINCENT. YOU WOULDNT FUCK THE GUY AFTER ALL THAT SHIT #AND WHILE CLAIMING TO LOVE/CURRENTLY FALLING IN LOVE WITH HOJO!!!! LIKE CMON MAN!!!! SHE SUCKS BUT SHES NOT THAT KIND OF A MESS #i dont think vincent would fuck her until they sorted out their issues anyway and that CLEARLY didnt happen. #its VITAL that that did not happen!!!! #its just. if vincent and lucrecia fucked. everything would have had to happen EXTREMELY fast within like a 2 week timespan #and im just talking about up to when vincent learns shes partaking in the experiment. it was probably another week or two until vincent died #SO. logically it must have been like #fall in love->learn about the gimoire incident->refuse to speak to vincent->get obsessed with hojo->fall in love(?) #and then thats where i think its ambiguous on did the experiment become an idea before or after seph started to exist? #like chicken or the egg ya know. experiment idea or sephiroth zygote? #that feels fucked up to say. im so fucking sorry to seph to talk about this. yeah sorry i have to debate who fucked your mom bro #god imagine telling him that. like not even as a reveal thing cuz he knows who his father is. just like as a sick joke. your mom joke. #NO OH M Y GOD I HAVE A QUESTION NOW #in accordance to him having a photo of lucrecia in ever crisis. after he reads that jenova is an ancient (incorrect btw) #does he think that picture is still her? what about when he takes jenova's body from the lab???? #oh my god 30 tag limit. FUCK. i need like a rant blog for all this vincent talk now. my brain is going a mile a minute

[prototypelq]

I HAVE HALFWAY WROTE A DEFEAT LETTER BUT I HAVE MANAGED TO FINALLY BEAT M19 SOS VERGIL Y E S FINALLY I WILL FREAKIN CRY TEARS OF JOY HERE

#I DID IT I DID IT I DID JT #i ran around like a freakin headless chicken in the end and IT PAYED OFF #oh freakin hell #ahaha now only to repeat this with nero who i haven't touched in about a year now ahahahaha #...st least he has better options for dealing with the clone #game even awarded me with s though there was nowhere near s gameplay to be found #i am a bit overwhelmed now #i am now fully realising Exactly How Far Away from a 'hardcore' gamer i am #can you believe i started the year thinking 'if i go slow and casual at it i think i could take on harder dmc5 difficulties' #i feel ready to go back in time and theottle that idiot #this was...not fun but it also kind of was only because dmc5 gameplay is so good and dante is amazing to play as #and vergil is a great opponent he makes you take the situation seriously but you also learn to start goofing off its great #however i am NOT built for this i am so freakin not built for this boss grind i came through only because i like dmc so much #and i felt like if i could spend even a fraction of my fandom time in the actual game i could be much better at it #there is a number of games I overplayed to the point of starting to hate them and where the frustration overwrote the initial joy i felt #i felt like ive given myself enough time because i started to feel that frustration about dmc5 and i decidedly do NOT want that game #to end up like those i love it and want to enjoy it further so i was ready to concede defeat today #turns out i just had to be a better chicken thats good as nero is next and he is an arguably better for chicken tactic #maybe ill finish this sos run after all i would be glad if i could manage that #also im this close to 3 million and i want the dance taunt at least for dante))) #phew what an evening #mutuals my beloved thank you for constantly cheering me and reading this i can't find the words to express how much i cherish your support #and thank you tumblr for allowing me an entire book in the tags section hellsite my beloved

[cloudcountry]

gotta be honest people who say that shane kissers have a fixer complex is also a red flag.

#why you ask? #shane grows on his OWN. #he uses alcohol as a coping mechanism and still does even after you marry him #his entire 14 heart event is centered around marine and the farmer worrying for him #shane is NOT his trauma NOR is he his coping mechanisms #and to EXPECT the players to romance him because they want to change who he is is so wrong #shane is ALREADY a kind person #he's already so caring and has so much love to give #he has dreams of raising chickens and learns how to chase his aspirations through the farmer's help #THEY ARE HIS HELPING HAND #THEY ARE NOT FIXING HIM #he was my first marriage and one of my irls was so rude about it #all because he was ranked the worst marriage candidate on most ranking lists #like im sorry...did YOU marry him? do you ACTUALLY know how his character arc progresses? #YOU DONT!!! SO BE QUIET!!! #he is such a lovely spouse and i wouldnt have had my first stardew experience any other way

[connecting-the-stars]

Children of the Gods: Beacon Hills’ Demigods

Scott McCall - Child of Apollo

Being the son of a wise, stubborn, and golden hearted mother, Melissa McCall has raised her son in her values. Always being the first to intercept danger from be falling another, a steady hand which has mastered the art of healing, and shines his warm, protective presence upon his friends. He’s more like his father than he’ll ever know, being the blood of healing, light, and an unyielding shield for the young.

The Mom Friend. His job is to pack everyone’s lunches and hold his friends drinks at parties.

Stiles Stilinski - Child of Athena

What he lacks for in social elegance and all around sure steps, Stiles makes up for with his sharp tongue and determined beyond measure mind. If there is a way, the demigod will whittle his crafty hand through to achieve it. What many assume to be as clumsy as he is in his daily routine, his enemies soon find a stiletto posed against their jugular. Monsters have to scrap their bull headed approach if they want a chance of killing this son of Athena.

He’ll trip over air but he will use a pencil to disarm you. His job is comedic relief and Shiny Knife.

Lydia Martian - Child of Aphrodite

Is she the crimson apple of every classmate’s eye? Yes. Does she have the highest GPA among every single one of her courses. Also yes. Whether it’s tutoring her friends through their trigonometry and calculus assignments, or handing out advice on how to turn guys down, Lydia is a woman as adaptive as a promising Athena child could be. Though, she is keenly aware of how effective pleasure and beauty can be when wielded with a charming smile.

She’s so Barbie. High Achiever. Speaks Facts.

Malia Tate - Child of Ares

She can and will kick your teeth in. Why? Maybe you insulted Stiles’ fast paced and ranting speech patterns, or cut Kira in line for stupid cafeteria mashed potatoes. Or maybe you just smiled wrong when she revealed her score on the latest exam, ending with some blood getting on the crumpled stack of papers, somehow. With a unrelenting and one track mind, Malia’s bloodline isn’t that hard to track, especially when she catches even a whisper of the latest monster attack. She’ll be out the door of her algebra class before the doors have swung close.

“You don’t get to bully them, that’s my job” Friend. Tried to teach Liam how to fight - he’s nearly died twice. Barbie if Barbie was feral and had an axe.

Kira Yukimura - Child of Hephaestus

Daughter of the Greek god of artisans, metalworking, and fire, Kira is a shining prodigy among the her siblings. Taken with the art of metal work as she shapes searing metal into beautiful, deadly effective tools. Her fondest achievements becoming her versatile supply of weapons, gleaming obsidian, shurikens as well as her steady sword. If her arm is decorated with three bracelets of various blinding reds, five detailed rings across her hands of neon yellow and her ears have one too many cuffs that are definitely about to fall off, she’ll tell you she’s just really into jewelry right now.

Doesn’t choose sides in a debate friend. Will do your homework if you let her. Show Off but Subtle. Metalwork Barbie who can and will talk to you about all her weapons.

#see you there in the storm #i love them all #they are juniors in college and Liam is their adopted freshman #they show their care in different ways #Malia is trying to help and Liam is trying to not be gutted #they’re learning…slowly #Stiles and Lydia gossip together #Kira and Scott are the resident couple that everyone loves and is also envious of #Scott is the mom friend come and argue with me #said with love: look at all those chickens #im normal about them i swear #thoughts aloud #fic wip #charcter concept #character concepts #teen wolf au #teen wolf #teen wolf fic #teen wolf fanfiction #SYTITS fic #SYTITS #scott mccall #stiles stilinski #lydia martin #malia tate #malia hale #kira yukimura #teen wolf characters #teen wolf x pjo #thiam fanfic

[joblessquinoa]

Jim and Alan are both suffering severe viewing-an-unsuccessful-relationship-as-a-personal-failure syndrome and it’s keeping them from moving on and living their best lives!!

#babes it's fine!! sometimes things don't work out!!! #ok I don't know what alan did to incur this kind of wrath but you live love and learn bro cmon #think about it man u could be smooching gaipa #(<- clowning for them) #moonlight chicken #moonlight chicken the series

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Not my usual content but you guys have to see this

おじいさん has some killer yodeling skills! I love him.

#chicken attack #If anyone has absurd music recommendations please tell me #Youtube #I love r/crappymusic because half the stuff on there doesn’t belong on there and I learn about absolute gems like this

[todaysromano]

03.10.2024

Today, Romano went grocery shopping to get his favorite food, pasta!

arab.com link

#today's romano #hetalia #aph romano #hws romano #03.10.2024 #my SO is going camping for a week starting tomorrow #(im not a huge fan of tent and sleeping bag camping) #and I'm staying home all week #I'm actually taking spring break(mostly) off work/ grad school #so i need to plan what I'll eat will SO is gone #he doesn't like fish #so I'll do fish #and i was thinking paprika chicken #which i learned about from Dracula last year and absolution fell in love with #but i need another meal or two and I'm unsure what #if y'all have a favorite let me know #I'm here to try and cook some interesting and maybe new things

[panncakes]

the most surprising thing im learning about myself while watching phutian appear at the end of the episode is just how deeply i love them and they have taken root in me bc i didn't realize

#our skyy2 #i watched 1000stars quietly after moonlight chicken bc i loved mc so much #and tho i deeply enjoyed the show i hadnt realized just how much until i saw them again #its the setting and the strong sense of these characters just immediately #its what p'aof did so well with mc too #do i like 1000stars more than bad buddy??? is this what im learning about myself??? #insane #what a revelation #(dont mistake this for me not loving bb/patpran(

[crunchycrystals]

does anyone else remember bratayley.

#crunchyposts #guys i loved bratayley so much i'm watching ashley norton's vid on the chicken girls and im losing my mind #thats the way i learned whwat the word hire meant. when i was a kid i copied them sliding down a slide that had rain on the bottom bc it #looked fun #when i was a kid i copied them putting on m&m makeup and then my face had a bad reaction to it lol #i looked up to them lol i'm surprised to learn how old i am relative to them now bc it did Not feel like that (vague for privacy) #i remember my mom telling me on the ride home frm school about caleb and it was surreal even though i wasnt a fan anymore #YES i liked family vloggers in my defense i was a child i hate the ones now #at least bratayley was filmed by the kids #i watched the shayt/rds which was way worse. wait is that a fucking slur in their name #i dont like that word so im gonna censor it !!!!!!!!! personal reasons !!!!!! #i was there when the shay(???) family got pregnant i have seen things. #yt

[stinkrascal]

say what you will about tiktok but the recipes are sooooooo good for someone like me who was never taught how to cook, for that alone i will forever be grateful to the trashfire steals-your-data mobile app

#dont all apps steal our data idk isnt that very commonplace #i actually dont care that much about the criticisms tiktok receives. theyre all true i just dont care #when your tiktok feed is solely filled with asmr recipes and skyrim/dragon age/one piece memes it really isnt so bad you know #i just learned how to make this egg stuff in a microwave. its like eggs and chicken broth and then u microwave it and it turns solid kinda #SO GOOD I FUCKING LOVE EGGS

[dredshirtroberts]

shoutout to my partner for helping me learn that if someone offers to help you, you haven't manipulated them into helping beyond their means.

and also for getting me a boba tea, it's delicious.

#a boy tries to get themself ONE TREAT to please the mushroom collective after doing one of the lifetime inevitables #and the payment process craps out on me such that i end up concerned that if i try again the order (that didn't go through btw) #will double charge to my account despite the fact that the first time didn't work so i just chicken out of getting a Tasty Treat Beverage #entirely bail on the whole plan and start getting really sad about it and crying #because all i wanted was a tasty treat beverage as a reward for doing something Really Hard Actually #and telling partner about this was more venting and they were like 'i could get it for you' and immediately crashing into the #'OH NO I HAVE USED MY EXPRESSION OF EMOTIONS IN PRIVATE TO MANIPULATE MY BELOVED INTO EXTENDING THEMSELF BEYOND THEIR MEANS' #despite none of that being true and also i am allowed to have emotions #and also apparently tasty beverage treats #i'm working on it - these are hard lessons to learn but it is easier to learn with unconditional love and suppor #and also boba tea

[victorluvsalice]

And it was about this time that Alice insisted on going out in a thunderstorm to go hunting. She actually initially tried to go out as a human, but her umbrella breaking caused her to come home early. *shakehead* I decided that, if she was gonna do this, she was going to do it properly and had her transform into her beastly form before letting her go out. She came home with some nice meat, most of which went in the fridge. Between her hunting skills and Victor’s massive amounts of produce, the gang is almost self-sufficient when it comes to food. XD

While she was doing that, Victor was getting his magic on, Repairioing the busted sink and busted dryer downstairs and Scuberooing the resultant puddles (though a fail meant he had to cast it twice to properly clean up). He also practiced some Mischief magic and got Despairio, the spell that makes Sims sad -- I don’t think he’ll be USING that one, but it’s at least something else to put in the spellbook! He then headed upstairs for a nap, only to be woken by Guidry and a leaky shower -- I had him fix the latter manually for handiness and Scruberoo the mess. Gotta balance your magic with practical life skills! XD

And Smiler -- well, after their yoga session, they headed over to the party barn to chat with Guidry and indulge in a little karaoke. XD They have the giant machine, they may as well USE it! (Especially when it improves their singing skill all the way to level six.) And then it was back downstairs to the robotics bench, where third time’s the charm was in full force as they avoided getting zapped and FINALLY managed to finish their mechanism! Hooray! :D And then it was back in the house to finish the laundry and have a meaningful conversation with the dryer, leaving us with some shots of the thunderstorm’s effect on the wind and water farm (not good, as you can see) and the new treasures display case (which is working VERY well, thank you @somecreativecc)! Not a bad first day back from the vacation after all!

But tomorrow is where the fun’s really at -- next time, join us for a Valicer Spookfest! :) See you then!

#sims 4 #the lazy save #victor van dort #alice liddell #smiler always #the smiler #I don't know why Alice was so intent in hunting in a thunderstorm #but she was #at least she came back with plenty of yummy meat #seriously have a garden-loving werewolf with chickens and a cow and your grocery needs are about set #perfect for Simple Living #and Victor's getting slowly but surely better at magic #I look forward to him learning more spells :D #and hooray Smiler finally finished that mechanism #maybe one day they will make a proper robot #keep your fingers crossed! #queued