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✨2000 FOLLOWER CELEBRATION!!!✨

Kirtch

I want to thank all of you for being such a wonderful community! I've gotten a few really good suggestions on what I should do for my 2K celebration, but the amount of people demanding more to the Human Pet trilogy is o v e r w h e l m i n g, lol so here you go ❤️ Thank you so much for enjoying my stories

CW: Monster fucking, yandere relationship, bittersweet feels

Ten years had passed since (Reader) was abducted from their home planet.

Kirtch smiled joyfully, chest swelling with adoration as his pet woke up from their slumber, stumbling into his office sleepily. Their skin glowed, a result of their carefully formulated diet made for humans, and the healthy layer of squish that had formed around their body was the result of Kirtch's pampering and excess treats. (Reader) was still just as cute as the day he saw them in the marketplace, now happier than ever.

They yawned, rubbing their eyes as they teetered over towards Kirtch, raising their arms to be picked up without speaking. Chuckling, Kirtch lifted them easily into his lap, rubbing their back as (Reader) struggled to wake up. "Good morning, pet. Did you sleep well?"

(Reader) smiled on reflex, leaning into the hard chest they had learned to find comfortable. His rough fingers ran up to their neck as he massaged them, feeling the track mark scar that would never fully fade. It was such a shame, that rounded reminder of darker days, when (Reader) was so unhappy and needed strict training. But that was all in the past. (Reader) had learned to love Kirtch, which meant he could spoil them to his heart's content.

Their body was bigger than before, but Kirtch found that they still nestled perfectly in his arms.

Inside (Reader's) mind, every day was a haze.

Like a dream they couldn't escape.

It took well over a year, having their brains practically liquified with chemicals to lose their grasp on who they were as a person. Memories of their parents melted away, leaving only strange blobs of abstract color that held no distinct shape, along with friends past lovers. (Reader) sometimes dreamt in their native tongue, hearing themselves in the language they spoke for the majority of their life, but in the morning (Reader) was speaking in Kirtch's language, something they had willingly desired to learn. (Reader) learned many tricks since they started living with Kirtch.

In the mirror by their rarely used bed, (Reader's) reflection had become as alien to them as the faces of the crew members on board the ship.

Part of (Reader) wondered if they should be concerned by that fact. But, outside of their time with Kirtch, (Reader) felt apathetic. It wasn't useful to have thoughts that weren't happy.

Dressed in beautiful silks, (Reader) draped their arms around Kirtch's shoulders, placing gentle kisses along his jaw.

At the beginning of their "relationship", Kirtch first viewed sex as a way to release his pet, then he began to crave it as a way to please his pet, wanting to do anything that to make his pet happy.

Now, it was something that was special. It still didn't fulfill Kirtch physically, as nothing could change his bodily functions, but if anyone else were to suggest that they "released" his (Reader) for him, Kirtch would kill them without a second thought. It was a special time for Kirtch, knowing that only he could make his precious (Reader) feel good.

Scaled fingers sunk deep into the fat of (Reader's) thighs as they pressed their lips against his face more roughly. (Reader) felt their lips begin to bruise as they kissed Kirtch's mouth, unfazed by his inhuman anatomy by this point in their relationship.

Yes, this was his pet. No one else was allowed to love them, touch them, like he did. Although he knew that one day (Reader's) life would come to an end, Kirtch knew that the ecstasy he felt by (Reader's) side would last for a hundred years after they were gone. There were no replacements for his (Reader), and honestly he felt no need for any other additions to his life either.

(Reader's) face was cupped in Kirtch's hands as the kisses became more passionate and frantic; (Reader's) hands slipping into his robes to feel his armored chest. Everything about (Reader) was too precious for words.

As his large, jewel like eyes gazed into (Reader's), he sometimes wondered if their lives could have been differently. Through many decades of studying humans Kirtch had learned of many different cultures and their mythologies, and although he knew that none of them were true, he sometimes fantasized about being reborn with (Reader) as humans, living and loving together in each other's arms, without the need for a collar.

His pelvis opened, revealing himself to (Reader), who excitedly removed their hands from his abdomen to caress his exposed member. Kirtch would do anything to protect that smile.

It never failed to fascinate him, the look on (Reader's) face as they slid down onto his dick. The way they scrunched up their nose before relaxing, sighing as Kirtch filled them entirely. (Reader's) body was fascinating. Kirtch could feel pressure whenever their muscles clenched around him; feel the vibrations from the shuddering of their quivering abdominals. Even if he couldn't feel the same stimulation, it was still a magical experience because he was allowed to experience it with his (Reader).

It was difficult, not staring at (Reader) in awe as they used his shoulders as leverage to bounce on his lap, moaning and gasping and biting their lip as they used his body for their pleasure. The strange slime that was his pre-cum creating a loud schlicking noise that echoed throughout Kirtch's sound proof room.

Assisting (Reader) by grabbing their ass cheeks and moving their body, Kirtch smiled as they spasmed, their red sweaty face letting out the sweetest sound of all as they climaxed around his cock. Kirtch allowed himself the release into their still twitching hole, forcing (Reader) to arch their back at the stimulation.

It was another beautiful day, with (Reader) filled with Kirtch's cum, still grinding against his hips and overstimulating themselves for fun, taking advantage of the fact that Kirtch could keep his erection as long as he pleased, even after cumming.

"I love you, pet." Kirtch whispered, placing his cold forehead on (Reader's) feverish one.

"I -I love you too!" (Reader) cried out, chasing another orgasm. Their body fell limp as another climax rolled like a large wave across their body, forcing out Kirtch's fluids which gushed back down over his dick and shelled thighs.

Kirtch was content.

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Thank you all so much for loving Kirtch ❤️

And thank you all so so so so much for enjoying my writing enough to follow me!!!

We reached 2K followers while I was sleeping, and I am just floored.

Since this is a special, I have a little announcement..

I am planning a part 4 🎉

It's going to be extremely long, and won't come out until after kinktober finishes, but I've already begun the planning phase for the story ❤️

So, some other little facts about Kirtch!

I often read my stories out loud under my breath while writing, and for names I just say whatever feels natural sounding during the introduction for the character. For aliens and monsters without human names I sound out what feels right, then quickly Google it to make sure it isn't a real name lol

I wanted his exoskeleton to look like those big black beetles found in the garden that have a green sheen when the light hits them, except purple instead of green. And I when visualizing him I wanted his eyes to look like crystals, and what's more alien than opals? Many gem stone colors can be recreated with colored contacts, but I've never seen opal colored contacts, because of all the different colors opals have ❤️

Don't judge my art too much, I'm not an artist lol

It was difficult figuring out how a hard shelled creature would emote, but I think I figured it out haha

And bonus, Kirtch's slutty feet

Put those things away!

Again, thank you all so much for being such a wonderful community ❤️

And I hope you continue enjoying my stories in the future!!!!

#2000 followers #oh my fucking god #thank you all so so so much #this is fucking amazing #you're all beautiful and wonderful <3 #i love the love kirtch gets #yandere alien #yandere alien x reader #gn reader #and including #my terrible art #thank you for interacting with me #thank you for not hating me #i love all of you #yandere x reader #yandere #thank you so much

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Question! I'm curious what would Kirtch's reaction to his Human already having a spouse and even a child back on earth?

He would be understanding that (Reader) lost their favorite human and child, because he knows that humans care about their children. But that's the extent of his understanding.

So (Reader) lost their favorite human, their spouse.. But can't he be their favorite Kirtch? He can make their life comfortable, and he knows he can't replace their human spouse, just like after (Reader) passes away from old age no other human pet could replace (Reader), but Kirtch is different, right? Kirtch isn't a replacement, just an addition. He would never be their favorite human, because he is not a human, and humans have so many different kinds of "love" (which is the most confusing aspect of humans), so isn't there a different form of love that (Reader) could feel for Kirtch?

And Kirtch would not be a source of comfort at all for (Reader) grieving their lost child. Kirtch's species don't feel love in the same way humans do, which includes how they care for their offspring. He knows that (Reader) "loves" their child, but he cannot understand it at all. He would try though. He would try so hard to understand.

And if push comes to shove, and (Reader) is just "too devastated" over their abduction adoption, Kirtch's friend did say they know a thing or two about how malleable human memory is...

#i love the love kirtch gets #thank you for interacting with me #yandere #yandere alien #potential mind control #bad ending #he would try to be super supportive and understanding #but it would not be comforting

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How would you describe appearance Kirtch?

In the first part of the story, there was a brief description, "(Reader).. witnessed a tall creature draped with beautiful deep blue robes.. it seemed over seven feet tall."

"It's face face was smooth, with large, opal colored eyes eyes in a hard shelled face. There was no nose, or lips, on its black and purple iridescent face."

Kirtch's exoskeleton is black with a purple sheen under direct light. I imagined him to be thin and regal, rarely slouching. Beautiful in an inhumanly possible way.

#i like aliens #i like bugs #yandere alien #thank you for interacting with me #i love the love kirtch gets #i'm happy people like kirtch #oh no #my weakness #long limbs #who am i kidding #I've got a lot of weaknesses lmaooooo #hella weak to whoever looks my way #heyo

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So do you think Kirtch ever feels guilty or regrets what he’s done in part 3? Also how did you come up with his name, it’s so cool and unique!

No lol ❤️

Yeah, he'd feel moments of guilt, but how can you be sad when your beloved pet is so happy to see you?? Like, for .001 seconds he goes "I wonder if this was right.." then (Reader) smiles at him and he forgets everything

And for my non-human names I just start saying things out loud that sounds cool in the moment, then Google them to make sure they don't actually mean anything lmao

#yandere alien #pet human #he's living happily ever after with his pet #not a negative thought in his noggin #thank you for interacting with me #i love the love kirtch gets

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Hi writer, I just want to say I love all your stories. especially the yandere alien kirtch one. You are so talented. I re read them a lot when I feel lonely for romance.

#awwwww #thank you so much! #that's so sweet #i love the love kirtch gets #<3333 #thank you for enjoying my stories #i hope to get better at time management #i want to write more frequently

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I'm sorry, but what does Kirch look like? Do you have any art ?

I don't have permission to post it rn, but a mutual made some really cute artwork of Kirtch ❤️ I'm not much of an artist

#thank you for interacting with me #i love the love kirtch gets #inside his exoskeleton he's just a softy #yandere alien

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All I need is Kirtch understanding human love and the differences 😭 it’s so irritating to me that he dosen’t understand it, it makes more sense for him to have no clue but I just want him to understand🥲

I know 🥲

#i get the feeling #lol #thank you for loving kirtch #he's a baby #alien #husband material #fr fr #thank you for not hating me

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Ok this idea is haunting me and I want to know peace again.

A reader who wants to get revenge on Kirtch for that first day punishment and tries to slap his ass as hard as they can... starts crying like a baby because they hurt their hand.

Anyways I love you writing so many of your yans give me brain worms lol. Have a great day and thank you for the amazing content.

It was one of the few times that (Reader) saw Kirtch walking about without his robe on, wearing a soft top and bottoms that showed off the shape of his long legs. It was his day off, and he was cleaning his office, trying to get through his chores quickly so he could spend time with his sweet pet.

It was shortly after (Reader's) 'purchase', and they were doing everything in their power to make life difficult for their abductor owner.

Kirtch's back was turned to the mopey human for a good while, cleaning his bookshelves thoroughly. Although he knew everything about human anatomy, there were no studies on the effects of allergens common to the planets they visited on humans, so he took every precaution to keep (Reader) healthy. His arms reached high above his head, leaving him exposed.

Leaving his tight little ass exposed.

(Reader) couldn't act out too much, not wanting a repeat of their first night with him, but they could annoy him, refuse his affections, and get away with a surprising amount of shit under the guise of plausible deniability. Kirtch infantalized them so much, that if they accidentally pushed him too far, all they had to do was act dumb and he would instantly forgive them.

They snuck up behind Kirtch, holding their breath. Weighing the pros and cons, they decided that if they were punished for this, seeing his expression of pain and discomfort was worth it.

(Reader) wound up their hand, pulling their arm back behind their body like a spring trap, smiling triumphantly as they released, swinging their hand at top (Reader) speed towards Kirtch's butt.

Something bumped against Kirtch's bottom. It was so light that he thought maybe his pet had thrown a stuffed toy at him. He smiled, turning around to pick up whatever had bounced off of him, instead finding (Reader) doubled over, forehead on their knees, shaking violently.

"(Reader), pet?" Kirtch bent down in concern, confused by their vicious weeping. (Reader) cradled their dominant arm, sobbing. "What's wrong?"

"F-Fuck yo-you..."

#thank you so much #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere alien #yandere alien x reader #shitpost #crack fic #thank you #shit post #that's when reader remembered that kirtch has an exoskeleton #that did they think?? #i love him #bad writing #not proofread

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I have a question, your highness

Would Kirtch feel jealous about Reader interacting with another humans? Or would it be like a human seeing two cats interact? We don't feel jealous seeing our pets interact with other pets, but we get jealous when they like another human more than us, would that be the same for Kirtch? I'm asking because even tho there's this kind of pet relationship between Reader and Kirtch, i believe it's at the same time something very different.

I did think about this when brainstorming part three (I decided against it, so this isn't a spoiler lol) and the answer is a very complicated yes.

He wouldn't like another human pet, because he's already very emotionally attached to his pet, believing they are the best human in the entire galaxy (even though he's never met another human), but I could see him trying to get another human so his human wouldn't be lonely.

But that's where (Reader) would be forced into a predicament. If they hated the other human, Kirtch would be saddened but get rid of the other human, and that would cause a lot of distress for his pet; missing out on their only connection to humanity and the guilt of sending away this other victim.

Now, if (Reader) did like this other human, that would be far worse. Kirtch would be happy at first, seeing his precious pet relaxed and smile, but that would turn to jealousy. They got another pet only to make (Reader) happy, so why are they only happy with the other pet? Why aren't they thankful, he got them another person since humans are pack animals, so (Reader) should be elated, so why are they ignoring him even more? He bought another pet, so you should be thankful to him. Why can't he make you love him?

He wants his bond with (Reader) to be the most important. His species doesn't feel love in the human sense, but they do feel respect, and trust, and they can prefer the company of one more than another. He thinks (Reader) is simply the best, and that it is impossible for anyone to be as lovely or adorable as them. Kirtch thinks he grasps the concept of humanly love, and wants that from his pet, just this intense connection that can't be broken.

If (Reader) showed any kind of attachment to any living creature other than him, it would break him, because he doesn't understand the difference between loves, the love for a child, a pet, a partner, to him it's all that same intense connection, and he wants it (which obviously contradicts his understanding of what a pack is).

#yandere alien #yandere alien x reader #thank you for the ask! #King doofus #that's me #kirtch #pet human #still writing part three

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I imagine K (pet story alien) sorry I can't spell his name I love him tho! So he is now K but I feel like he'd get so excited if we did something "human" like gave him a smooch he'd cry BC he knows it's how humans show affection - does he have the ability to cry omg?

He doesn't cry, but he gets misty, the way humans get right before they cry, that's the most Kirtch's species can get out. But yes, lol

At first he does seem very stiff and stoic, unfeeling, but he's actually very emotional, and when his pet recognizes this they'll be able to notice him "crying" a lot. Whenever his pet does anything adorable he gets a little misty, as long as it isn't in front of his employees.

#yandere alien #crack post #he's such a dork #i love him #part three out now #thank you for the ask! #I'm happy people like kirtch #pet human

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I keep thinking about kirtch's friend Jaudna (I hope I got the name right) in part 3 idk why it's always those side or background characters that sometimes get to me. Do you have anything else you could share about jaudna? Obviously it's fine if you don't since he's not the main focus of the story and you got other stuff to worry about.

Sorry it took so long to reply!

Jaudna's species reproduces asexually, which is why Jaudna goes by They/Them in part three. Unlike Kirtch who has an exoskeleton, Jaudna has very soft skin much like a whale, only red. They have no eyes, I imagined their skull to almost look like a pelvis with a jaw, where there is no bone protecting their brain, just a lot of extra fat. Their legs bend backwards, and the only hard parts of their body are their claws. Jaudna is also much taller than Kirtch, however they are not as slender.

When writing them I felt like they embodied more of a dominatrix type of personality, very cenobite in their wardrobe.

Most of their species chooses to never partner off, however Jaudna does "love" their pet, a sentient creature that looks more human than either Jaudna or Kirtch but with horns adorning his body. A very master/pet BDSM relationship but without sex.

They do not live as long as Kirtch's species, about as long as humans.

#thank you for interacting with me #pretty cool that i got a question on jaudna #oc #side character love

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I just wanted to pass by and say how much i appreciate you as a writer, your blog is fairly new and yet you're already my favorite writer here, i love how you can make soft yanderes and omg they melt me so much im so weak, and how you also don't hold back on making them more evil or aggressive, i hope this blog doesn't put much pressure on you since you have amazing projects planned, just wanted to remind you that even in that short amount of time you gathered an amazing bunch of people who really love your work but overall love your blog and how you are all around, so never fear being forgotten or putting out stuff slower to focus somewhere else ♡ remember, they're always gonna be someone here to read your stories ;)

I've decided to send you this message because i'm going thru a really rough patch and surely enough one big comfort for me has been Kirtch, THAT DAMN ALIEN! Yeah i'm all for human rights and sometimes i be like, yeah i would fight him off, but THEN i just want to cry in his shoulder, and be so so happy with him and kiss his forehead, and give him muffins, and read poetry for him UGHHHHH I LOVE YOU, AND I LOVE THIS ALIEN we need more soft stuff of him

Thank you so much!!!!

I'm sorry you're going through it, anon ❤️

Your comment is so super nice ❤️ it makes me so happy reading comments from people, because everyone is just so sweet (when you aren't being ravenously horny lol)

Thank you for commenting, and I hope whatever is going on in your life gets easier ❤️

#everyone is so nice #like goddamn #everyone on this site is so damn kind #i hope you're doing well #and #i hope you have a great day #thank you so much for your words #thank you for interacting with me #mwah <3

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The bedbug resides rent free in my head always. Not in a bad way, just a “I know how bedbugs reproduce because of this” way, and i think about bugs a lot cause i think they’re neat. Kirtch also is always on my mind, fr the og of characters i asked so many questions about (when you were still writing the parts of his story mostly). You have produced absolute bangers all around, and others also linger in my brain (memory isn’t great so it’s mostly vague bits and pieces that come together to form a lovely memory, kinda like looking at a beautiful landscape through frosted glass), but Kirtch and Rotting Raspberries are the ones i think of loudest when I think of your work. I appreciate you and all of the amazing things you’ve shared with all of us little losers (affectionate), and i am always happy when i see a post notification from you.

Thank you!!!

I don't have many friends (three if you count my boyfriend and my mom), so not to sound mentally unhealthy but reading people's responses to my stories and receiving anons really are some of the best and genuine social interactions I get ❤️

Masking at work, living two hours away from family and my only highschool friend, and being on a different shift from my man, is complicated. I'm fairly introverted, but that lack of positive interaction mixed with pretending to be someone else for strangers leaves me both worn out and isolated at the same time. Nothing feels better than going on break and checking my phone to see one of my adorable losers (affectionate) have messaged me ❤️

#thank you for interacting with me #it feels good #you never fail to make me smile #i was so worried when i first started posting stories that people would be overly harsh towards me and my lack of skill #but the people on this site have been nothing but nice to me #so thank you #thank you thank you thank you

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I got here from ofallthingsnasty’s post recommending blogs to look at and you’re writing is so amazing! I’ve never read original character dark fics but I’m absolutely in love now and your Kirtch stories especially are the most amazing things ever!

It was my first time getting summoned!!

❤️ I felt so special, getting recommended to a blog I don't know lol it's like spreading a curse

Thank you so much for taking the time to look at my still little blog ＿|￣|●

#what was that movie? #i think it was ring of curse? #spread me around #but instead of people dying when they read my stories #they get an erection

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Omlllll your alien stories are just so captivating and *chefs kiss* I’m always re-reading them they’re just such a great read! <3<3

Kirtch is so amazing I love him so much Baby literally itches my brain the right way (lmao). I know you wanted a trilogy with Kirtch but could another story with Baby be possible? (Ignore this request if you don’t want to ofc <3)

Anyways thanks for the amazing content to read! Hope the holidays treat you well!! 💞

Thank you!!! I love Baby, I just really like inhuman characters, and exploring how they would love ❤️

I will never take a Baby sequel off the table, but I don't know how to progress. Yanderes are very interesting, however, once you get to a certain climax in their obsession (or the peak of their type of yandere-ness) the story doesn't always have somewhere to go. If I can find a new climactic, or unique, area for their stories to go, then I'll make another, but until then I'll just say Baby is a one shot.

I hope your holidays are also wonderful ❤️ thank you for being so kind and lovely 🥰

#thank you for interacting with me #baby #yandere alien #thank you for being so lovely #have an amazing day #happy holidays

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Hello thank you so much for your writing I was wondering , as I am currently suffering from my time of the month how would Kirtch handles his human go through it when there practically bed ridden but still pretty violent and mean (I get that way when I'm on mine lol)

Same.

This may be a selfish fantasy, but I'd like to imagine that with advanced technology and medicine, there would be a doctor willing to experiment on human bodies.

But if the genius aliens couldn't help, Kirtch loves to baby his pet, so AFAB Reader would get rolled up like a giant burrito and cuddled. He would wait on them hand and foot ❤️

#cure the endometriosis #when a flair up happens it hurts to walk #i feel your pain #i want a hysterectomy #i hope you have snacks and a heating pad and a stuffed animal #i have stuffed animals