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#i more wanna know if u disagree w me or not hehe
stevebabey · 1 year
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I’m so so so sorry, I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable, really I’m so so sorry! Next time I keep it for my self, sorry🙏💘
WOAH NO UR SO OKAY no apologies needed nonnie i prommy!!! you didn’t make me uncomfy and i answered that ask to let you know why i wouldn’t write it + maybe help you see that the behaviour u described could be a bit bleh, if that makes sense? i would never want to discourage anyone from reaching out nd sharing thoughts on here, dis is the internet so it’s quite literally the best place to do so! (so pls! keep doing it!) i’m a big girl, promise you didn’t make me uncomfortable and even more so, i am sure you don’t gotta apologise baby <3
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angelicmichael · 3 years
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my mind forgets to remind me - you're a bad idea w andy 😳👉👈
A/N: Thank u sm for sending this!! You had no idea how happy this made me to write :’) I’m sorry it took me a min tho lmao. The prompt is from Eva’s taylor swift prompt list 😌, but also - I tried to make this fluffy but there is some angst 🤐 actually a lot of angst.. I’m so sorry djdjd. The dynamic /overall relationship is very much like my other Andy fic ngl.. which I wanted to point out haha. This is also probably the most unedited thing ive ever uploaded so plz dont judge my writing too harshly 😭 Otherwise enjoy! <3
Warnings: kinda slow burn?, pining, angstt, Hedwig slander, brief conflict, some fluff hehe, friends to lovers, jealous! reader
You heard the rumors.
Andy Dolan was with Hedwig.
To be completely honest; even without the rumors it was painfully obvious how much truth those words had behind them.. You saw how they acted together. How Andy’s eyes, which were normally filled with torment, finally got some light to them whenever he looked at her; how he was so careful to never disagree with a single fucking word she said or demand she made.. happy to oblige as long as it meant she was his and wouldn’t leave him.
It made you sick.
You hated the kind of person Andy Dolan was making you become.. Seeing your best friend with someone like Hedwig, so selfish and narrow minded made you beyond pissed. But regardless; anger wasn’t the main emotion that you felt when you were with Andy. That was only a result of seeing him with someone else.. someone who wasn’t you.
Trying to deny your feelings was redundant but so was the obvious truth; that he was with Hedwig.
It was something that even though you were nearly positive was certain, you were terrified to confront him over. You were scared that you would finally be the one he would take his anger out on.. He would finally get tired of seeing you and entertaining your prescience when he had no real reason too.
After all; you knew why he commonly enjoyed the presence of Women.. and now that he was taken, you weren’t needed.
Simple as that.
Or that’s what you feared, anyway. That wasn’t actually reality.
Andy Dolan (to your surprise) invited you over for the night.. something that you really thought nothing of until you saw him.
He looked serious; something that was not uncharacteristic of him but it still kept you on edge. Perhaps because you were waiting for him to speak.. wanting desperately to know why Andy had chosen to call you and not Hedwig.
“I’m sorry for calling you over so late,” He started.
He avoided eye contact.. pacing around his room as he stood over currently one of his nightstands.. you sat on his bed - paranoia still clouding your fair judgement.
“It’s okay,” you said.. even though it really wasn’t.
You wanted him to turn around. To make eye contact with you and to tell you directly why exactly he had chosen to call you over, because that reason was starting to become painfully obvious.
“I just couldn’t sleep,” He turned around, his gaze slowly averting from the floor to meet yours. You struggled to see whether he was actually looking at you or not since the lights were off - leaving the two of you in a completely dark room.
You stayed silent for a moment - quietly calculating what you wanted to say next and how you wanted to say it.
Was it insomnia that kept him up?? Nightmares?? And why wasn’t he calling Hedwig or some other girl to help him with this issue?
Why you?
Why now?
“Andy.. since when did you ever have insomnia?” You confronted him carefully.
His eyes, which finally started to come into focus, peered up at you almost in a guilty manner.. as if you had caught him straight in a lie.
You were scared of being too direct at first. Scared that you would set him off and he would ‘force’ you to leave and that would be that.. Because even though being next to Andy was torture; being next to him like this.. in the dark, late at night with no one else around where you two could just talk.. was all that you ever wanted, as corny as it kinda sounded.
“You think I’m lying?” He bit back.
“I never said that, I just.. I don’t know why you would choose to call me instead of someone else-“
“I can’t call Hedwig for everything, (y/n). She only likes to stick around when she’s getting paid,” He says with a snort.
You bit your lip when you heard him say her name.. ‘Hedwig’. He knew exactly what you were getting at.
Fuck.
You wanted to apologize for being irrational and for jumping to conclusions but you didn’t. Apologizing felt wrong in this situation.. this wasn’t about you.
“How did you know I meant Hedwig?” You inquired wholeheartedly.
You could now make out the entire dim outline of his body as he continued to stand by his nightstand, watching you for any sudden movements or - really movement at all.
It was completely unbeknownst to you but Andy felt terrified.
Anxiety was never a feeling he was ever completely unaccustomed too; the constant burden and paranoia of everyone he ever remotely liked leaving him was a reality he had to face more than twice.. perhaps even more now if he actually followed through on his plans tonight, with you.
The paralyzing fear he felt that only grew stronger with every step he took closer to you was nearly too much.. it threatened to consume him - nearly bringing tears to his eyes just at the mere thought of you leaving and rejecting him.
He never felt more fucking ridiculous and dramatic in his life.
“Why do you care so much about Hedwig? I sure don’t, She never gave a fuck about me.. not really. After all - there’s a reason I chose to call you.”
“Oh yeah? And what’s your reason?” You challenged.
You expected for him to recite some bullshit he didn’t really mean. Something to make the two of you feel a bit better about the current predicament you were in but, his next words were sweeter and softer than anything you were willing to anticipate.
Your breath caught in your throat as he slowly approached you. He was realistically only a few steps away but every step he took seemed to take a eternity.. like he couldn’t possibly get to you soon enough while simultaneously being too far away.
His steps continued until his feet bumped into yours - his sock covered feet accidentally bumping into your shoes.
Suddenly confused at the sudden accident.. you tilted your head up unexpectedly, before catching his gaze only briefly before you did the unthinkable.. pressing your lips to his in something that was just short of a rational decision.
You waited at first for him to pull away - scared to let yourself become fully swept away by the moment but.. it happened anyway.
Andy’s hands quickly touched your back as his lips started to move slowly and sweetly against yours. Seemingly savoring every moment he now had with you; one that perhaps he thought too, would never get a chance to experience.
You pulled away just before you felt him try to deepen the kiss even further. Only to take a deep, steady breath before leaning in once more. Not letting your brain necessarily control your movements anymore but rather letting your heart take over instead.
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twstarchives · 3 years
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Happy Birthday・Idia
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Card: Birthday Attire - SSR Characters: Idia & Yuu. Mentioned: Ortho, Muscle Crimson
Chapter 1
—IGNIHYDE DORM - BIRTHDAY PARTY VENUE—
NRC Campus News Interview with the Birthday Student ~Idia ver.~
Yuu: Happy birthday!
Idia: Huh...? U-Uh, um... Th-Thank... you.
That’s a lovely outfit.
Idia: You think so? This “Yo! I’m a big merry chief!”-looking outfit? Your aesthetic is something I can’t even begin to understand.
It’s fancy, it’s too tight, and it s-stands out.
But worst of all, I’m having people whose names I don’t even know just casually talking to me... Have you ever experienced something so horrifying?
I’m at my limit... Hah... I wanna get this thing off as soon as possible...
Alright, let’s get started with the interview——
Idia: Eee! Y-Y-You said “interview”? With me?
No, no, no, you’re joking...
That’s just way too impossible for a modest guy like me... I have to decline.
...I-I can’t? Y-You’re really stubborn. H-Hold on a second...
          (He switches to speaking from his tablet)
Idia: Okay, I’m good now. L-Let’s get this over with.
How does it feel with everyone sending you birthday wishes?
Idia: ...I-It’s nothing but literal torture to have flocks of normies come up and talk to me...
The idea that every single person wants a huge birthday celebration with lots of people is a complete lie!
Aren’t you happy it’s your birthday?
Idia: It just means my lifespan decreased by a year. What’s there to be happy ab—oh, wait, just kidding! Scratch that.
I’ve got loads of amazing birthday events in my games!
Between collecting limited voice lines and reading all my birthday stories... I’ve been extremely busy since this morning~.
S-So, can I go back to my room now...? No? Okay.
Chapter 2
—IGNIHYDE DORM - BIRTHDAY PARTY VENUE—
Please let me continue with our interview.
Idia: N-No, the things I have to say feel kinda pointless. Haven’t you heard enough already...?
I’d rather not talk to you through a tablet...
Idia: ...Does that mean we can end this faster if we talk face-to-face? Okay then.
          (He discards his tablet)
Thank you. First off, what’s your favorite food?
Idia: ...Candy. They’re good and they’re easy to eat while playing games... It’s perfect.
I-I love educational candy kits the most. The ones where you can add water and mix it, sprinkle powders in it, make it solidify...
The candy itself is like a game, so I get so focused on playing it... Hehe.
I can make the colors and shapes whatever I want, so it’s really fun. And if you think it’s a game for kids, then you’re wrong.
What about your least favorite food?
Idia: ...Raw fish. I-It’s smelly, lukewarm, and the texture feels slimy, slippery, and sticky...
Plus it’s annoying when you can’t eat something without utensils. Getting those out takes so much time. I hate it...
It’s just important to get nutrition into your body, and well-balanced block candy does that fine! Yup, you can’t disagree with me!
Is there a reason you’re always wearing headphones?
Idia: ...O-Oh? So you can ask actually good questions. Obviously, it’s to listen to phenomenal music with the best sound quality.
It’s courtesy to the creators who brought these masterpieces to life to listen to them in HQ.
Oh. The noise canceling function is also very important. ...It lets me shut out the outside world.
What kind of music do you listen to?
Idia: ...I-I stan some idol groups... I love their songs.
The appeal of idols isn’t just their looks~ I wouldn’t stan a group if their songs sucked~
So you like idols? Do you have a favorite group?
Idia: Moirai! Moirai on the Edge! You don’t know them? This is why you’re a normie...
They’re a popular trio of veteran dancers and seasoned vocalists!
Listening to their godly songs makes me start chanting and clapping like I’m at one of their live concerts...
Hehehe!
I-I could show you some of their music if you’re interested... No, I won’t force you if you don’t want to...
Chapter 3
—IGNIHYDE DORM - BIRTHDAY PARTY VENUE—
Please let me continue with our interview just a little longer.
Idia: ...Are you serious? I’ve already been enduring this for so long keeping my tablet away...
H-Hey, can we just end this? I’ve talked enough. What do I even get out of this?
I’m the birthday boy or whatever (lol), but my opinion doesn’t get to be respected...?
I-It’ll be over soon, I promise... Um, tell us about a birthday memory you have.
Idia: Uhh... My parents gave me a lot of games as presents.
Console games, board games, all kinds of things for me to play in my room.
I was always ecstatic when I got them, and Ortho would play them with me.
I always won more than him when we were little. I mean, I am a genius, so what do you expect? Hehe.
But Ortho would get upset about it every time, so I slowly started changing the games we played.
To board games that use things like roulette wheels and dice.
Th-That way, Ortho could still have fun with them without needing to have any technique...
That was nice of you.
Idia: W-Well, it was my birthday... and I’m his big brother...
But it’s not like I can beat Ortho at computer games now!
I have one last question to ask.
Idia: Huh? I-Is it really the last one? I can’t do this anymore...
I promise it is. Has anything happened for your birthday today?
Idia: Um... Th-The second the day changed, I got dozens of birthday messages flying in from my online friends...
Oh, yeah. Muscle Crimson-shi gave me a rare weapon as a present~
Man, I was so touched!
...Hah. I wish everyone would just send me birthday wishes online instead of coming to me face-to-face...
The idea that talking in-person is more significant than online chats and texts is such an outdated point of view...
Extroverts should be aware that making eye contact and laughing puts so much pressure on someone...
           (He switches back to his tablet)
Idia: Speaking of, I’m much more attentive and genuine when I talk through my tablet lolol.
Thank you. Once again, happy birthday!
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elysianslove · 3 years
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hi! how have you been since the hell that ensued after halloween is?
also could you do a batboys college au? like their major and how the reader would meet them and all that jazz? 👉👈
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hi anon!! i’m not sure what ur talking about @ the halloween stuff hvsdhjs but! here are the batboys hc’s! i’m not very familiar with duke thomas’s character enough to write about him tbh, so he’s not included here :( but if you want me to add him let me know!! i hope you enjoy!!
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dick grayson
out of all the batboys i really didn’t know how to choose a major for him
but
i think he’d do law tbh, specifically criminal law 
his main motivation to become a police officer in bludhaven had been to be able to help people in any way he can 
i forgot if it’s canon or not but he does realize how corrupt it is and he quits but that’s another thing we won’t get into that lmao 
anyways yes let’s just stick with law 
meeting you ! 
he shares one or two courses with you
one that’s really early in the morning 
and one that’s later on in the afternoon 
dick is like a magnetic okay
anywhere he goes people are just attracted to him
like literally he will breathe 
but someone call the ambulance there’s a person that’s passed out bc of how beautiful he is
but this is an 8 am class 😃
so there’s no way ur awake enough to notice him
coincidentally he sits next to you one time
and this is the one time
you decide
yeah lemme just fkn sleep is uni even worth it 
dick definitely notices right away but he doesn’t say anything 
he thinks you look so cute passed out on your desk like this 🥺
when the professor signals the end of the class, he watches as people file out and then he just leans over and nudges you slightly 
you nearly punch him bc he scared you ❤️
he just laughs and goes “class is over” 
you just sigh like the guilt starts to hit you and your heart begins to sink
and he sees your disappointed face and just goes 
“i took a lot notes. i can share them w you?”
lifesaver in every single way dick grayson 😻😻😻
you had another class that you had to run to and you were rushing
he was like “dw i’ll just give them to you whenever i see you next” 
and you 🏃🏻‍♀️ outta there
imagine ur surprise when u enter class at 12 pm and he’s there in all his glory 
after the lecture is over, he walks up to you as you’re packing and asks if you want to go to the coffee shop nearby 
to take his notes of course
and you finally register just how handsome he is 
so obviously you say yes wtf
and the rest is history 😼
he asks you out, properly, pretty early on tbh 
so unfazed lmfao 
now you take naps on his shoulder instead of the desk 💞💞💞
soooo into pda 
kisses u when he first sees you
when you’re parting ways
when he feels like it
straight up cuddles w during lectures i’m not even joking 
it’s disgusting how cute you two are 
gets you coffee for all those 8 am classes u have w him hehe
study dates always turn into karaoke sessions somehow don’t even ask lmao
jason todd
english literature 
this is a collective agreement right? 
right
definitely english literature 
i dont even think he wants to go to uni but he’s going to waste time plus this is bruce’s money 😏🤑
your major doesn’t necessarily have to be english literature as well
but you share one class
and my god 
you two disagree on everything
like every little thing
at this point if he says something and you slightly agree internally you’ll still say some opposing shit 
that’s kinda what draws you to him 
at first you genuinely had nothing against him
but then this kind of rivalry developed for no specific reason 
but it was fun
and he was hot
so seeing him get flustered or angry made him even hotter somehow 
but then
but t h e n
you’re not sure if your professor like ships you or something
so you’re assigned a debate topic on one of the books you’d discussed in class/one of the books you’ve read outside, and within each group are the two sides for and against 
not only were you in the same team as jason, but you were on the same side as him
so you had to work with him
the audacity of the professor omg 
but jason needs this course 
and 
well you don’t but it’s too late to back out now 
you two meet in the campus library after deciding on a book with the other two of your team
and 
honestly??? 
you two work so well together 
like insanely well
during the debate you destroyed the other team 
spoiler alert 
doing so well with jason kinda made you like hot and bothered 
seeing him in his zone
sexy <3 
what i mean to say is
you both end up making out in some storage room lmfao 
or hate sex 😏
professor has a phd in matchmaking 🤔😻
i think you two don’t admit you like each other
bc you’re both stubborn as fuck
but eventually you’re literally on his lap on his couch and it just hits you
and you lean back and go
“wanna go out w me” 
and he just shrugs and goes “sure” and pulls you in for more kissing hehe
he’s not v good at the boyfriend thing tbh
you have to chase him around and be like “sir!!! did u forget about me huh!!!”
he doesn’t mean to i promise
he gets all blushy and flustered once he realizes 
only ever into pda if he’s insanely jealous 
will straight up make out w u regardless of where u are or who ur with lmfao 
he’s still getting used to the little intimacies and all 
debates in class are so much more fun now cause he finds it so hot when u get all riled up hehe
that eng lit professor is so happy for you two omg
tim drake
okay i also couldn’t really decide for him
but maybe he’d study something like physics (or maybe computer engineering/computer science) 
idk u have to have a death wish to wanna major in physics so tim’s major it is
i’m not sure how it works for every other uni but my uni requires 6 credits of sciences to graduate 
so let’s say for the sake of this hc u take like just the first level of physics to get 3 credits 
and 
you’re struggling 😃👍🏼
so you like approach your professor with a few questions before the quiz 
but tim is also there
and he kinda makes small talk while you two wait outside the office
and he asks why you’re here
you show him
and he’s like “oh i took this course w the same professor as well, i could help?” 
it’s like an angel had descended from the heavens for you personally 
you take his number and decide to meet up with him after a few hours 
he’s of so much more help than your professor would’ve been, even if ur prof is a really nice and smart person 
and he’s super like
patient with you? 
also he pays for all the coffee and snacks you’re getting after you already get them 
ur like bruh i didnt 
dont pay pls
and he’s like no im loaded let me 😼
swooning <3 
and guess what!! 
you ace the quiz out of some miracle
first thing you do is text him and he congratulates you 
and then
bc ur not blind and tim is so fucking cute
you’re like “can i take u out to thank u” 
tim’s brain stops working but ! 
he does say yes eventually 
he becomes your designated physics tutor + your amazing boyfriend
being with tim is so like
chill
it’s a very relaxed time 
lots of study dates! and cafe dates! all hours of the day whether the sun is up or not 
into pda but to a certain degree 
like yes of course have a kiss pretty baby 
but also it will only be a small peck
any time anyone passes by like common rooms you two will be there snuggling on the couch, one or both of you completely passed out 
damian wayne
business major 100% 
or a bsba econ major, which is basically the business side of economics 
he has to take over his father’s company one day duh 
also i genuinely think damian would excel in this field 
he’s a very keeps to himself kinda guy in uni
like you only ever see him in your common classes and then he just
disappears 
anyways there was this party that everyone was going to, and damian wasn’t planning to
but dick accidentally read some groupchat’s messages and was like are u going
damian went 🏃🏻‍♀️
but dick was like go and try to make friends !!!! 
and dames cant say no to his big bro 🥺 so he goes
stays in a corner on the settings app the entire time
like half an hr in he just leaves and is walking home/back to his dorm when you come like rushing up to him 
you’re zooming 
and then you just latch onto his hand and lean up to press a kiss to his cheek, whispering in his ear “this person’s been following me for like 15 mins just please go along w this” 
he kinda stiffens but when he does notice that there’s a person eyeing you he slips his arm around your waist and just carries on walking
he walks you to your home/dorm and is like
so awkward 
but it’s okay ! ur a people’s person enough for the two of you 
you thank him so much over and over 
and then you’re like 
“can i take you out on a real date?” 
and then he becomes ur real boyfriend hehe
is still super stiff but it’s only bc he’s so hyper aware of how attractive you are
and i’m super positive he doesn’t have that much experience with dating so 
you hold the reigns 
but he’s a great boyfriend all in all tbh 
super attentive, super protective, and so loving 
isn’t into pda especially on college campus but he does like subtle pda
things like linking your pinkies or giving you his hoodie to just parade around campus hehe
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end note; i’m sorry if these feel rushed or anything like. i used to be an avid writer for the batboys, but i just haven’t been feeling it lately. i still love to write from them bc i know these boys so well eeeeppp. anyways feel free to request some more!!
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simserely · 6 years
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Couple Interview Tag
I was tagged by the ever Lovely @skellysim​ (and possibly a few others? But I’ve been MIA for a little while hehe…) to do this fun tag!! And I thought, what better couple to do than Bethany and Stan? 
For this fun little Tag, I would definitely like to see an Interview from @duskitten, @alcearosea-sims, @cillaben, @daniparadise, @josiesimblr, @solunasimmer, @simmerberlin, @omgverhol, @catssimblr, @sim-bubble, & everyone else who hasn’t been tagged yet!
RULES: Answer the questions from your OC OTP’s point of view. 
1.  How did you two meet? 
Bethany: [laughs] Stan: Why’re you laughing? Bethany: Because it’s adorable! Just tell it! Stan: [rolls eyes] Me and a buddy of mine were dicking around on the sliding ladders in the library and I ended up knocking over a whole shelf. I felt bad making such a huge mess, and Peter bolted, so I skipped my next class to help the clerk re-organise the shelf. Oh— and Bethany was the clerk. Bethany: That’s cute…but tell them what really happened. Stan: …I’ve been checking out books and then bringing them back the next day hoping she’d notice. But when that didn’t work, Peter thought it was a clever idea to knock over a whole shelf to get her attention. [sighs] And then he left me to clean up the mess. Bethany: [laughs] I didn’t know that was what happened until Peter gave his Best Man speech! Stan: Traitor.
2. Who is the most jealous of you two?
Bethany: Honestly, I don’t think either of us are— Stan: Me. Probably me. Bethany: 
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Well alright, then.
3. What’re your 3 favorite physical things about your partner?
Stan: …I’d rather keep those private. Bethany: Stan, oh my God. Stan: I’m kidding, I’m kidding! To be honest, I probably stared at your lips the most the first month we went out. Your cheeks do this thing where if you smile real wide, they get pinchable, I swear it’s the cutest thing. And that’s about as much as I wanna share haha. You? Bethany: U-Um…Well, you have the bluest eyes I’ve ever seen. Honestly, it’s so striking. And you always have the pinkest cheeks, it’s like you’re always blushing! Stan: Stop that. Bethany: [laughs] See? And your smile…Definitely your smile.
4. Who’s more likely to be running late?
Bethany: Stan. Stan: …I mean—yeah. Yeah…
5. Who is the most organised and who is the messiest?
Stan: See— that’s a really tricky question. In what context? Cuz Beth leaves clothes on the floor all the time, but God forbid there’s a spoon in the sink. Bethany: He leaves damp towels on the bed, so I wouldn’t trust his word on this. Stan: So I guess it’s a bit of both, then, no? Bethany: …We’ll agree to disagree.
6. Who is the bigger flirt? (flirts the most?)
Stan: See, if you asked me this when we started dating, I would have said it was me. But she has her moments that sneaks up on me. Bethany: Gotta keep you on your toes.
7. Who does the most cooking?
Bethany: Definitely Stan. My stove is mostly for design. Stan: You do make really nice mac n’ cheese, so not all hope is lost.
8. How do you feel about kids and do you want them? If so how many?
Stan: Um… We’d rather skip this question, if you don’t mind. It’s kind of a sensitive topic. Bethany: …
9. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Stan: We each get one pant leg. Bethany: [laughs]
10. What’s your partner’s least favorite housework task?
Bethany: Dishes, hands down. Stan: Laundry.
11. What was the first thing you noticed about each other?
Bethany: You blush like a school-girl. Stan: You’re giving people the wrong image of me. I’m a cop, Beth. Bethany: Cops can blush too. Stan: [rolls eyes] You’ve got nice lips.
12. What does your partner do that pisses you off?
Stan: Other than leaving clothes on the floor? Her smoking. Bethany: …I’ve been trying to quit. Stan: I know, I know. But I still don’t like it. Bethany: ب_ب Well, you snore. And it wakes Franklin up, so…
13. Where’s the craziest/weirdest place you’ve ever had sex?
Bethany & Stan: Can we skip this one, too?
14. Do you know your partner’s love language, if yes what is it?
Stan: Uh…This seems a little awkward to answer since we uh— Bethany: N-No it’s fine. We don’t have to skip this question… Stan: Well uh…She has these moments where she gets really sentimental, talking about when we got together. Usually, she starts crying when she does. It’s really…endearing. Bethany: I-I do? Stan: Yeah…you do. Bethany: W-Well… I can’t really define his ‘Love Language’ decisively, but… It’s the little things. When I would have late nights studying for my exams, he’d come over even if it’s just to make me coffee… Stan: Black. Just plain black. Bethany: [laughs] “Psycho juice” as my Mother calls it. But yeah… Stuff like that…
15. Where do you see the two of you in 10 years?
Bethany: I-I mean…we aren’t together in that way anymore, but…I still see you being a part of my life many years down the line. Stan: Me too. And we’re still good friends, so… yeah.
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dragonflybelle · 6 years
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Osomatsu-san PS Vita game translation - Choromatsu 01 - Father’s Day
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Choromatsu: Sigh...
Osomatsu: What’s up, Choromatsu, you not going to eat any more of that? Then I’ll have it. Ahh, munch munch munch... Todomatsu: Ah, I got an email. ...Wah, I did it! I got tickets to a movie preview! Karamatsu: Hey brothers. Did you know? Shoyu is called ‘soy sauce’ overseas? Jyushimatsu: Ha Ha! Get a load of that, that’s so weird. Soy! Soy! Soy! Karamatsu: Soy sauce boy. Heh.. I ought to fly off to a foreign land soon myself. Ichimatsu: ... Karamatsu: Arghhh! Argh! Argh! Arrghhh!! Jyushimatsu: Ah, soy soy soy soy! Tea! Oh my‼︎! Choromatsu: ...Sigh. Osomatsu: What’s up with you right now, you got a stomach ache or something? Ah, you already ate something good by yourself, didn’t you! Choromatsu: No, it’s just that... The interview I had the other day seems like it was no good. Osomatsu: Ha-Hah! That happens to you all the time! Don’t get bothered by it. Choromatsu: Don’t say it happens all the time! You really have no sense of tact, do you! Jyushimatsu: Soy soy soy soy! Choromatsu: Ahhhh... I’m trying so hard, why can’t things go well for me.
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Matsuzo: ... Matsuyo: What is it, dear? Matsuzo: Hmm? Ahh... no, it’s nothing. Matsuyo: Still, why is it the case that weekends in our house are always like this. I’d like to at least eat my lunch in peace. Matsuzo: ...Hey, dear. What day is the third Sunday of this month? Matsuyo: Ehh? Er... oh dear. What day is it? Matsuzo: You, you know, another way of saying pastor... would be? Matsuyo: Do you mean pasteurised milk? Matsuzo: That’s not it... Ah, I’d like to get a new tie soon. Matsuyo: ...? Then why don’t you? Matsuzo: ... Ahem. Feather. There’s a feather in the garden from a little bird. Choromatsu: Shut up! I’m worrying about my job prospects here, can’t you be little quiet!? Matsuzo: Ye, yes! I’m sorry!! Choromatsu: Eh? Ah, sorry. I wasn’t really talking to you, Dad. Matsuzo: Ahh, right... sighhh. Choromatsu: ...? ...Ah.
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Osomatsu: Alright then, thanks for all your hard work today! Ichimatsu: ... Well, we haven’t really done anything though. Todomatsu: Let’s promise not to mention that. And anyway... Sextuplets: Yeah! Osomatsu: Gulp... gulp... gulp... ahh! That was a good one! Gulp.. gulp... pwahh. Choromatsu: Ahh... Erm... Do you remember what day it is next week on Sunday? Osomatsu: No, not at all. Choromatsu: You answered that a bit quick! Gulp gulp... sigh. Didn’t you notice anything after watching Dad this afternoon? Karamatsu: Come to think of it, I feel like he was looking at us a lot more than usual... Choromatsu: That’s it! Dad was trying to make it really obvious to us. He was definitely concerned about Father’s Day! Todomatsu: I noticed. Because he was looking at a special feature on fathers in a magazine this morning. Jyushimatsu: Father’s Day? What’s Father’s Day? Boobs? (Fathers Day is similar to Boobs Day in Japanese) Todomatsu: It’s not that, it’s a day where you give presents and stuff to your father to show your appreciation. Jyushimatsu: Heh. So, what present? Karamatsu: If it was me, I’d like an special concept bike made by an Italian designer and an engineer. There was a feature promoting them in “The Bike Way....” Have a look! This simple yet painstakingly thought out and too beautiful to believe body! It truly would not be an exaggeration to say that it was made for me... Todomatsu: Uwah, what is this? It’s covered in glitter. Your hobbies are painful as usual. And come to think of it, you don’t have a license, Karamatsu-niisan. Karamatsu: Heh... Me and the too beautiful bike! Choromatsu: Sigh... Dammit, that’s what you want for a present. Think about this properly, you guys. Todomatsu: Ahh, sorry sorry. But hey, Choromatsu-niisan. In the end, Mom’s the one holding the purse strings, it doesn’t really matter if we think of anything, you see? Osomatsu: That’s right. Buttering up Dad won’t get us anything... hick. Ichimatsu: ...I don’t want to work. Even thinking about it is a pain... Karamatsu: Sometimes excessive charm is a sin! Ahh, what a deeply sinful man I am! Jyushimatsu: One more beer, chief! Choromatsu: ...! Y-o-u g-u-y-s-! Most of the time all you do is sponge off people, so at least be serious at times like this!
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Osomatsu: Grr! What’s with that tone of yours? You’re a NEET too, just like the rest of us. Choromatsu: Wha!? I do some part time jobs, and I go to Hello Work. Don’t act like I’m like you and have no intention of working from the start, Osomatsu-niisan. Osomatsu: ...! Oi oi, what are you acting so smug about? Pretending you’re a proper worker? You argue for arguments sake and put down everything and then you quickly disagree with something and quit. You’ve never continued with anything for very long, have you? Choromatsu: ...! Ah, ah, so trash like you is talking like that to me!? I don’t need to listen to trash that doesn’t even go to part time job interviews or Hello Work! Osomatsu: Huh? What the f**k! What’s this about part time jobs! What’s this about Hello Work! Don’t you know the phrase ‘If you start working, you lose!’ Choromatsu: No, I don’t!! Why is that the only thing you have any dedication for, you shitty NEET! Garbage NEET! Idiot! Idiot! Todomatsu: Hey, Choromatsu-niisan! That was pretty horrible of you!? Choromatsu: Horrible!? Which one of us is the horrible one, idiot! Ahh, I can’t put up with this anymore. I’m going home! Osomatsu: Yeah, yeah, go home, go home! *Sticks tongue out*! Choromatsu: ...Grrr!
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Choromatsu: ...Shit, all of them are just messing around. If it’s come down to this, I’ll celebrate Father’s Day by myself. ...But what am I actually supposed to do about Father’s Day? Hmm... Something even a NEET like me can do? That’s it! This is exactly the kind of situation I should talk to that person in! Hello? Ah, yeah. It’s me... It’s Choromatsu. I’m sorry for calling so late. Erm... do you have some time now? The thing is, there’s something I’d like to discuss about Father’s Day...
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Option One: Why not try going to a concert? Choromatsu: I see... would that be a good idea? Dad’s hardly ever been to any concerts before. Hehe, I’m sure it’ll make him happy! Alright, let’s work this out quickly.
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Choromatsu: Todomatsu! Todomatsu: Wah! Eh... Choromatsu-niisan? Choromatsu: I’ve got a favour to ask you, Todomatsu, do you have a moment? Todomatsu: Y, yeah. I’m free, I guess...?
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Choromatsu: Dad, are you ready?
Matsuzo: Yes, I’m just dandy. My, I never thought I’d be asked to go to a concert by you, Choromatsu. I used to go with your mother a long time ago. This takes me back. Choromatsu: Ehh, I wouldn’t have expected that. You’re always working hard for us Dad. I wanted to at least do Father’s Day properly for you. Matsuzo: Oh... Choromatsu, my boy! Choromatsu: (I’m glad I asked Todomatsu for help. It’s so convenient that you can buy tickets from phones these days. Maybe it’s about time I got my own phone...) Choromatsu: Oh, whoops. If we don’t go soon, we’ll be late! Come on, hurry up, Dad! Matsuzo: Y, yeah!
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Choromatsu: Alright? Dad!! This is how you wave the glowstick! Got it!? Matsuzo: Y, yeah... Hey, Choromatsu. This concert, is it piano or something… Choromatsu: Ah, it’s Nyaa-chan!! Matsuzo: !? Nyaa-chan? O, oi... Choromatsu... Choromatsu: Nyaa-chan! Nyaa-chan! Nyaa-chaaaan! Matsuzo: Ehhhh....!?
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Choromatsu: Heh... Nyaa-chan was just the cutest today. Ah, what should I do? I’m so excited, I probably won’t be able to sleep tonight... Huh? I feel like I forgot something...? Well, whatever!
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Matsuzo: ... Nyaa… Nyaa-chan. … Option Two: Why don’t you get a part time job and buy him a tie?
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Choromatsu: A tie... Come to think of it, Dad did say he wanted a new tie. And I do still have some money I made doing a part time job... Osomatsu: What are you doing in a place like this? Choromatsu: W, what are you guys doing here? Karamatsu: Heh, do you want to know? Do you want to know? I guess there’s no helping it. I’ll tell you... Osomatsu: We’re thinking of going to the fishing spot. Do you wanna go to? Choromatsu: (This is dangerous... It’ll be too risky if these two find out!) Choromatsu: Ah... No, I won’t go. Because I’m going to Hello Work now. Osomatsu: That seems suspicious. Choromatsu: !? (Why does he only have good intuition at times like this!) Osomatsu: But you don’t look like you just won it big at pachinko... Choromatsu: ...The truth is, I was going to buy a Father’s Day present. Osomatsu: Father’s Day? ...Hmm, so that’s it. So what are you going to buy him!! Choromatsu: ...A, a tie. Karamatsu: !? A tie!? Heh... in that case, leave it to me! Osomatsu: That’s right, Choromatsu. You’re big brothers will choose the perfect tie, so don’t worry about it! Choromatsu: Ehh!? It, it’s ok. I’ll choose myself! Osomatsu: Let us take care of it, Choromatsu. Choromatsu: (I have a bad feeling about this...!)
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Karamatsu: Hmm... We need a more stylish pattern... How about this one, brother? The tie in the centre is cool, don’t you think? Choromatsu: Ehhhhhh... A tie with a picture of a tie on it is out of the question. Karamatsu: Then how about this! Choromatsu: A white base with “Congratulations” written on it in red letters, where would you wear that? Why are you only choosing shitty lame ties? Karamatsu: Hmm? Are you jealous of my sense of taste, brother? Choromatsu: I’m not jealous! Arghh, I’m pissed off already!! Osomatsu: Oi oi, you shouldn’t talk to us like that when we’ve gone out of our way to help you. Choromatsu: Hah!? You’re confusing helping with hindering!! Osomatsu: Heh... You’re an idiot, Choromatsu. Choromatsu: !? Osomatsu: Did you think I would let you get away with scoring some points just for yourself? Have you forgotten... that the six of us are all in the same boat together? Choromatsu: Shit...! Dammiiiiiiit!! Karamatsu: Oi, I found an even better one. Wait... huh, where’s Choromatsu?
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Matsuzo: Ah, this is... “To Dad, from Choromatsu.” A present from Choromatsu! He remembered afterall! What’s inside? Oh, it’s a tie. A white tie with “Congratulations” written on it... ... .... Option Three: Why don’t you cook some homemade food? Choromatsu: Homemade food... I can put my heart into it without spending money... yes! That would probably be good. ...
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Choromatsu: (The day has come at last... Today is Father’s Day! Mom went out with her friends this morning, and that troublesome Osomatsu-niisan, Karamatsu and Todomatsu aren’t here.)
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Ichimatsu: Choromatsu-niisan. I’m ready so you can go get Dad soon. Jyushimatsu: I’m finished too! Choromatsu: Ah, thank you. Thanks for helping out you two. (That’s right...Even though I chose homemade food for my present... To be honest, I’d never cooked before. So even though it probably wouldn’t help much, I asked Ichimatsu and Jyushimatsu... Of course I have some concerns, but I couldn’t do it by myself. And whatever else, cooking is about heart! I’ve got to do this!) Choromatsu: Alright then, I guess I’ll get Dad. Dad, you can come in now.
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Matsuzo: Hmm... My, my, so they’re finally ready. I was getting tired of waiting. Choromatsu: Sorry, Dad. We put a lot of effort into the preparations. Now then, as today is Father’s Day, Ichimatsu, Jyushimatsu and I have prepared a full course meal! Matsuzo; F, full course!? Choromatsu: That’s right! Come on, take a seat over here Dad. Matsuzo: Y, yes... I don’t really know what’s going on, but I should accept it gratefully. Choromatsu: Let’s start with Ichimatsu’s entree! Ichimatsu: ...This is my specially made cat food. Choromatsu: Eh!? Cat food!? Ichimatsu:Yeah... This is an exquisite cat food which has become the most in demand dish amongst the neighbourhood cats. Choromatsu: No no no! Even if it is exquisite, cat food is still cat food. Jyushimatsu: I’ve prepared the main dish! Here you go, I’ve prepared three portions. Drool... It looks good. Choromatsu: Hey! This is just cup noodles! And you can’t eat it yourself!? ...I’m sorry, Dad. I thought they’d make something more substantial... Matsuzo: No, no. You boys went through all this trouble to make this food. I’ll eat it.
Choromatsu: Dad...
Matsuzo: Ahh... munch much much. This cat food Ichimatsu made has a very nuanced flavour. Slurp slurp... Yes, this is a tasty cup of noodles. Hmm? Sniff sniff... Choromatsu: Ah! Oh uh. It’s about time it’s ready. It wasn’t just the two of them, I also tried my hand at cooking. Wait a moment. Matsuzo: W, what... this smell is... Ichimatsu: Geh... My, my nose feels like it’s going to fall off. Jyushimatsu: Uwah, stinky! Stinky! Choromatsu: Sorry to keep you waiting! It’s a pudding made with the famous Scandinavian food Surstromming. It’s a bit smelly but it has a really really unusual flavour! Right, tuck in.
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Matsuzo: I... I’m.... dying!
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Ichimatsu: I, I don’t feel good... I’m going to throw up... geh, ugh!
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Jyushimatsu: Whoah! Super stinky! Super stink...woahhhhhhhhh!
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Choromatsu: Ah, hey are you three ok? Hey? Well I never… Seems like they don’t get what’s so great… about… this…, wha. Huh…?
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here are things about me that nobody wanted to know, but i wanted to answer
1. What is your name? ELLEN 2. How old are you? 20 3. Are you sure? ??? /?? ? ? ? ?? 4. What is your earliest memory? something that is pink 5. What is your favorite alcoholic drink? i don’t drink, gurl!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. What is your favorite vegetable? the humble potato 7. Do you remember your first day at school? ya 8. What is the worst exam result you remember ever getting? 50% for both year 12 maths methods exams lolol 9. How tall are you? 5'5  10. Can you swim? splish splash! yep! 11. Who is your favorite movie actress? i really don’t care 12. Who is your favorite movie actor? ibid.  13. Who is your favorite comedian? bo burnham ? idk
14. Who is your favorite politician? hmm i disagree a lot with this q. i agree with a lot of politicians and i think some are cool and interesting people, but having a “favourite politician” would be putting them on a pedestal?? and like when u do that it makes it harder to disagree with them when they have a BAD opinion on some issues. i don’t think that’s good. i think we need to always be critical of politicians no matter how groovy some seem. 
15. Who is your favorite historical figure (been dead for at least 100 years)? Louis XVI ! :O :O Tsar Nicholas II (even tho he’s only been dead for 99 years), Charlotte Corday!, Woodrow Wilson (BTW by “favourite” i’ve interpreted that as mOST inTeresting, i don’t necessarily think these historical figures were good people loL especially wilson ahhhh i just think his contribution in beginning wwii was super interesting, especially how wilsonian principles like self-determination influenced different nations, i think he wasnt a super great dude tho lol) hmmm, some more probs but i cannot recall at this time. 
16. Who is your favorite super-heroine?jessica jones ?? idk & idc 17. Who is your favorite super-hero? idc at all lol 18. Can you name a female scientist other than Madame Curie? yes lol omg ?????? jane goodall, marie pasteur, rosalind franklin ?? (even tho marie curie is my fav tho <3 ) i feel like if people don’t know about female scientists they NEED to do independent research bc they really don’t teach much at school !!!!!!! and the contributions of women throughout history are so important obvs. 19. Who is your favorite mythological god or goddess? ooooooo tricky tricky !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! athena is cool but idk if fave ??? i just like mythology itself and not specific gods in particular reallyyyyy
i deleted questions 20- 30 bc they were so weird lol 
31. What is the worst movie you have ever seen? omg last night i watched spy kids 4 , and it’s so bad that it’s past the point of being so bad that it’s funny (such as the room and birdemic, u feel?) this was just bad bad.  32. What is the worst TV show you have ever seen? i do not watch tv shows that are bad lolol 33. What is the worst book you have ever read? idk New moon mayB 34. What is the worst song you have ever heard? idc 35. What is the worst sport you know of? what do u mean by worst tho lol idk i dont have interest in many sports so idc enough for this q 36. Who is the worst movie "star" ever? i really don’t care about celebrity culture 37. Who is the worst comedian ever? idk, u feel ? it’s like... i have never witnessed ever comedian EveR so idk who is the worst, i feel like i would need to do extensive research to answer this.  38. Who is the worst author ever? there are plenty of bAD authors. i feel like i wanna say zoella lol. but ultimately, see above Q.  39. Who is the worst musical act ever? IDC 40. Who is the worst sports "star" you have ever seen? i dont understand so GOodbYE 41. If you could go back in time to witness an historical event in person, what event would you want to see? signing of treaty of versailles ??!?!?! i would say russian rev but that could be dANGERous ://////// 42. If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go? my bed, goodnight! 43. If you could meet anyone in the world, who would you meet? idc bc i feel like i could say a few different bands but ultimately, they don’t know who i am and they don’t care. meeting them would make me feel like OMG for a few mins, and then that would be it. i would think it was fun, they would forget me after 1 day and again, this weird kind of idolisation... i don’t think it’s healthy. people are just people. sO if i could meet anyone in the world, i would want to meet someone who is nice and who would ultimately become a nice and close friend for me! 44. If you could become famous for one thing, what would that thing be? bEING IN A BAND PLz 45. If you could buy anything regardless of cost, what would you buy? like how with genies you use ur last wish for infinite wishes, so like i would buy infinite money and i would get trapped in some kind of capitalist money loop where i am spending infinite money to buy infinite money. i think that would be cool  46. If you could change any one thing about your country, what would it be? ONE thing ?????? i live in australia, i would remove politicians like pauline hanson, dutton, joyce, morrison, abbott, frydenberg lol they would all just disappear from the public eye forEvER. OR even better i would LET REFUGEES SETTLE HERE , if u dont know , australia is literally THE WORST pls read up and learn about how inhumanely refugees who try to come to australia are treated. it’s awful http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-14/manus-island-why-are-asylum-seekers-suing-the-commonwealth/8610482
47. If you could change any one thing about international politics, what would it be? really. REALLY. I feel like this is so obvious that im not even going to say anything. thanks ok 48. If you could meet any famous person who is dead, who would it be? idc  49. If you could become dictator of the world, would you? a benevolent dictator sURE but UMMMMMM as much as i think i am cool and right about everything, i would for sure become corrupt, so no thanks.  50. If you could eat an entire cow at one sitting, would you? no thanks! 51. Have you ever illegally downloaded music/TV shows/movies from the net? I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT LIMEWIRE IS I SWEAR 52. Have you ever used illegal narcotics? no 53. Have you ever gotten any points on your driving license? i’ve only done 8 houRS on my L plates lol so NO 54. Have you ever stolen anything from a shop? nop 55. Have you ever bought alcohol or cigarettes while underage? nop 56. Have you ever bought alcohol or cigarettes for another person who was underage? nop
57. Have you ever tried to cheat the taxman/social security/other government agency? i don’t have any money lol idek how to pay taxes hehe
58. Have you ever ridden on a train or bus without paying? perhaps 59. Have you ever been arrested? nooono 60. Have you ever been charged with a crime ... ? nononoo 61. What's the furthest you've ever been from home? euROPE but idk which country in europe that i visited would be geographically furthest from australia... UK probs?? 62. Where have you visited that you would like to go back to? EVERYwhere in europeeee 63. Where would you like to visit that you haven't yet? stonehenge!  64. Where is your favorite place in the world? my bed, goodnight! 65. Where have you visited that you hope never to go to again? greece, i went in summer summer and air was hard to breathe and hot idk museums were cool but not again soz greece xoxo 66. Where would you definitely never go to? idk a bunch of places lol 67. Where is your least favorite place in the world? how would i know! hMM! 68. What is your favorite way to travel  ? my own two feet i really don’t like any other kinds of transport bc i am scared of trusting other people to transport me 69. What is your least favorite way to travel? boat maybe lollol 70. deleted bc idgi 71. What was the last movie you saw? spy kids 4 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!L O L 72. Was it any good? i answered this above ahhhehhhaehehaeo 73. What was the last book you read? a storm of swords 74. Was it any good? ya i guess 75. What was the last song you listened to? HUMDRUM BLUES BY THE GROWLERS 76. Was it any good? YESYESYSES! 77. What was the last computer game you played? Dolphin Olympics!!!!!! 78. Did you do well? Yes 79. What was the last meal you ate? gnocchi 80. Was it any good? nah
81. Do you believe in God/Goddess/Gods/Goddesses? nah 82. Do you agree with the war in Iraq? nah 83. Do you believe in aliens? liKE.... does it really matter what i think???? what ever i think doesn’t change the reality. but YA 84. Do you agree with the theory of evolution? OfC
85. Do you believe in reincarnation? ?? nA h ??? 86. Do you agree with the idea of the UN? United Nations (UN)? ya i guese ? ??  87. Do you believe in karma? meh 88. Do you agree with the theories of man-induced global warming? IT AIN”T JUST THEORIES GURL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAs
89. Do you believe in democracy above all other systems of government? hmmm ya  90. Do you agree with Freddie Mercury when he sings "Fat-bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round"?  w hh at a 91. What is your favorite movie?  SCHOOL OF ROCK. SCHOOL OF ROCK. SCHOOL OF ROCK. SCHOOL OF ROCK. 92. What is your favorite book? Animal Farm (ik im a cliche shh) 93. What is your favorite song? difficult question bc having favourite things is a bit weird imOP! buTTtttttt i will say rn it is proBS Tell it how it is, by the growlers, but that is just my fav like for this week, it will change soon lolol 94. What is your favorite city?  where i live ? lol idk 95. What is your favorite sport? NETBALL 96. What is your favorite place in the world? IDK and IDC!!!!!!!!!! 97. Are you glad these questions are almost over? I LOVE ANSWERING QS but all of these ones were pretty weak so yes 98. What are you going to do next? sleep 99. Do you anticipate this activity being fun? yesyeysyeyses 100. Give us a quote to end on...”i’ll kidnap a thousand children before i let this company die” - Mr Waternoose. 
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