#i need a popsicle

[enha-stars]

@karinasbaby IS INSANEEEEEEE SOMEONE SROP HER SHES KILLING MEEE

#i’m #i have to go on a walk #must see a child #i need a popsicle #immediately #i need to watch some cocomelon #or maybe dora #SHES CRAZY #BATSHIT #SHES #SHES INSANE #WITH A BEAUTIFUL BRAIN #IM #SOMEONE SROPPPO HERRRR #no one stop her i love her #touch her and she’s dead ahhh 😈 #stella! #enha!me

[inumbrapugnabimus-maybe]

did I ever mention how much I love these two?

(based on @birb-boyo’s wonderful post)

#Warriors in the second panel be like🧍‍♂️ #Ok but warriors is such a big brother sort of guy #and no I am not saying this because he reminds me of my big brother #ok maybe i am #but still #it’s true #my art #art #linked universe #doodles #lu #linkeduniverse #linked universe fanart #lu warriors #lu legend #someone give legend a popsicle I feel like he needs one #linked universe warriors #linked universe legend #Lu memes #what am I doing with my life #I’m adding this tag a bit later but guys I officially have 200 followers WHAT #I should probably do something abt that soon

[yanderestarangel]

Bi Han without mask....

GUYS...HEAR ME OUT PLEASE...

MY HONEST REACTION:

I have something inappropriate to say....

#yanderestarangel #bi han mk #bi han #bi han sub zero #sub zero mk1 #mk1 #mk1 2023 #bi han mk1 #hear me out #i love him #i need him #I'd suck his dick like a damn popsicle #😭 #I'm on my knees for this man #thoughts #mortal kombat fandom #mk 1 #mk memes #mk 1 2023

[average-hua-cheng-fan]

open discussion: in what part of tgcf would it be funniest to put a cornetto ad?

the tragic parts, yeah, okay, but imagine hua cheng leaving bride xie lian with only a strawberry cornetto to remember him by.....

#on the topic i need to eat the hualian cornettos or ill die i think #unforchunately all we have in america is. spongebob popsicle #i speak #lmao #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hob #heaven official's blessing #tgcf shitpost

[gunsatthaphan]

give them their romcom you cowards 😤

#firstkhao #firstkhaotung #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #gmmtv #first really said TE and OF were fun but I need a break lmao #i wanna do a comedy but font forget the romantic part!!!!111!!!!! #and hes so real for that #his voices told him to add the romantic #I NEED to see them in something ridiculous we all know they would kill it #like they always do #the world needs it #its me im the world #imagine something that combined the crack of THCT and the shipper #we would die #i would kill for something like that #also like I appreciate the rawness of only friends so much but like #i cannot stress enough how much I miss their soft hours as akkaye like #the cute smiles and the stares the hugs the little kisses and the popsicle moments #I miss those so so so much #so I need those back desperately #cuz i dont think we will ever get that in OF lmao #which is fine #but like I need it #please 🥺 #give them something fluffy to heal my soul

[wandaspup]

Oh, waking up with Natasha in the morning. She’s a wearing a grey sports bra and tight briefs, perfectly showing off every curve of her cock. As she gets up she reveals her muscled thick ass and beefy back. She’d turn around with a lopsided grin and ask you what you wanted for breakfast. Using her Russian tongue of endearment to make you swoon. Even sometimes she’ll walk around like that for the rest of the day. You’d get a front row seat to her work out, watching the sweat ride down her rock hard abs and big squishy thighs. When she comes out of the shower, she’s completely bare. Her flaccid cock and balls on display as you press her body up against her, feeling her cock harden.

#natasha romanoff x you #g!p natasha #natasha x fem!reader #natasha x y/n #natasha romanoff fluff #natasha romanoff smut #God I want to suck her so bad #Need her popsicle right now #Natasha please make me your sex toy #anything for you #daddy natasha

[eddywoww]

Thinking about omega steve who needs to be kept at home by his overbearing parents Vs Eddie who gets hired to work on their kitchen and keeps have to reject the kid who is hornier than anyone has any right to be

#flustered alpha Eddie being so confused #like why are you deepthroating a popsicle #I need to work on the floor can you please GO

[dusterlover]

he’s so yummy, i need him in my bed NOW.

I will be savoring my screenshots of him

(i’m so printing all of these out js to pin them on my walls)

#bi han #Bi-han mk1 #hes so hot #i need him #i want HIS ice cream #i wanna be his wife #oh my lord #pls lemme suck it #i want HIS popsicle #i need his cock #mk1 2023 #mortal kombat #bi han x reader

[lowpolyshadow]

oh shitty shadow the hedgehog popsicle im just feelin real low …

#feel like ass rn but i love the silly popsicle design sm 😭 #i need this on merch that isnt stuck in the uk only i want 50 of these bitches #speaking

[seal-berry]

another semi prominent twitter artist has weighed in on hazbin and i gotta say my least favorite hazbin take ever is "angel dust is the only salvageable character but i only like him when hes not saying swears and sex jokes" because its like. oh you mean the sex jokes he specifically uses as a litmus test for judgy assholes that you wouldve just failed?

#angel dust #hazbin hotel #very i support survivors but only those who cope in ways i like #people who hate swearing and sex jokes in media i will never make anything for you #i think the crits from the uwu types are the worst because this criticism boils down to #how DARE you depict a hypersexual and crass abuse survivor #noooo dont make the gay character make sex jokes we need to be pureeeee #people rly dont get his character which isnt surprising but its funny to see them pull the “baby please this isnt the real you” #baby please stop making popsicle dick jokes youre limiting how much i can view you as a perfect victim!!!

[staypuff]

:]

#my art #pixel art #kim possible #dr drakken #dr. drakken #kp #made these. for my mental health. but people would probably like them. so here #im so normal im so ahahahaha im ok. im fine. im really fine. im held together with blue glitter glue and popsicle sticks. #sorry to my artfight revenges but i need light in my life

[sleepysheepytea]

oh no im obsessed with them.

why am i like this omg

my voice is pretty much nonexistent at this point and its ouchie

but i have ocs to keep me happi

they are literally all i want to draw

also they are the same age kuro’s just smol cuz he’s a cat 

just to clear that up lol i dont want ppl freaking out sdjfhjkg

ALSO like usual i do not have a name for the puppy gorl so pls throw some at me if you would like wheeee :3

#tickle art #lol does this count idk #there's one so #fluffy's ocs #i adore the trope of tol gf and smol bf #ahem fnf i mean what #i can just hear ash running to my dms #hehehe it is welcomed #okay i need to shut up #i am in paiinnnnn #my brother got me popsicles so at least i have that going for me

[chiropteracupola]

today's ceramics development: full fifteen-piece doll-sized tea set (and also hedgehogs)

#em's adventures in the ceramic bowl mines #most of the tea set is wheel-thrown! I did it with a toothpick and popsicle stick instead of normal tools! #forgot to put something for scale here but the hedgehogs are maybe 2.5 inches long? #so that should give an idea on the size of the tea set #anyway my back and neck hurt SO so so so so much now and I am In Need of a Break Lasting Perhaps Forever

[shitgoblindingleberry]

y’all ever think about how till probably thought ivan was actually trying to kill him and he CLOSED HIS EYES like yall he WANTED ivan to kill him cause he didn’t see the point of advancing anymore and since he had his eyes closed he didnt notice that he won the round ONLY IVAN DID so till was expecting to be strangled to death only to open his eyes and find the only other person besides mizi he ever cared about DEAD

im

#alien stage #alnst #alnst till #alnst ivan #ironically enough this might serve as till’s catalyst to get out of his depressive funk #cause while mizi ‘dying’ means he’s lost his ‘idol’ #ivan’s death leaves him feeling more confused and/or hurt #and that feeling is a much more tangible driving factor to survive than simply feeling hopelessness #yall need to sedate me before i keep talking about this #cause also the thing keeping till from leaving was mizi and the person who made sure he didn’t hurt himself was ivan #so i don’t know what he’s gonna do now but i lowkey hope he destroys the whole alien stage #i hope he blows this popsicle stand #as they say #guys i’m not a theorist so please don’t quote me on anything i say

[corseque]

I want to grow an enormous amount of strawberries so badly it is causing me physical pain. I need a strawberry plant that I can endlessly clone into infinite strawberries right now as soon as possible

#I made a raised garden bed out of pallet wood and planted it today #but it didn’t even start to scratch the fixation I’m going through #It’s so cute though I labeled the plants with rainbow popsicle sticks I’m so happy #But I need to build an enormous strawberry pyramid or something I’m going crazy with the gardener’s lust #I’m going to a farmer’s market tomorrow and will stare in the face of those who have also created and summoned food from air molecules #the way plants grow is so fucking wizard man I can’t understand it even slightly #they’re making the invisible part of themselves and growing enormous #I don’t understand anything

[stararise]

i joke about how the writers give hershel layton a new tragic backstory every ten years but also. sometimes i think about how weirdly regular it is and how he lost his family at 6 and his best friend at 17 and his girlfriend at 27 and let's not even get into what happened when he was 37. and i think about how the human brain is pattern seeking and how hershel layton sees the world in puzzles and how he has trained himself over decades to solve any puzzle he's given. and i wonder if he's ever put the pieces together, this character who has no idea he exists solely as part of a narrative, this man who has lost family and friends and significant others every decade of his life. and i wonder how he felt, a decade after unwound future, with an 8-year-old daughter and a 16-year-old son and another daughter whose age we don't know, when he turned 47.

#star says #professor layton #pl spoilers #hershel layton #fun fact forbodium happened when he would have been 56 #anyways the curse was broken bc he didn't get popsicled until he was 50. win! #jury's out on age 67 though (or 57 depending on how you count his age) #btw if you're wondering what happened when he was 37. azran legacy + unwound future. i don't think i need to explain #also if anyone knows where it was stated that he was 6 during the flashback let me know. the wiki says as much but it doesn't cite anything #and i don't remember them giving him a specific age? i assumed it was from a guidebook or from the original japanese or something #anyways the information works well with my post so i added it👍