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luluxa · 1 year
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spooooky ghost stories!
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eusuntgratie · 9 months
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Belly. Hair. Thighs. (7.31.23)
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phoneticsubstance · 2 months
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Realization of a poor furry(me):
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These are my paws
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babstheyaga · 6 months
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I wonder how would the Autobot gonna deal with reader girly who flirt and tryna rizz them up whenever she got scared and nervous over the whole situation. Instead of crying she went "Sir/ma'am are you something embarrassing I did years ago? Cause' I think about you every night." Follow by awkward finger guns and wobbly smile👉🥺👉
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me rn with you guys
I imagine reader would be very... Very bad at flirting.
I'll put you over my knee. BumbleBee threatened, pointing a finger at my face.
"W-What so I can sit on your lap? Take-Take me on a date first!" I said back, sweating bullets.
His brows twitched inward, his finger slowly curling back to his palm in confusion. O-... Okay? I um... He reached a awkward hand to his chin to scratch his beard in thought and worry. Tomorrow? 5 PM? Um... Movies?
"Pick someone." Optimus told me, gesturing to the group of scattered terrorists, the Autobots.
I looked around for a short moment, but finally looked back up to him. "Are you one of-of the options? L-Like a menu or something? Because you're the whole-whole restaurant!"
I was then shot 34 times in the chest with a glock 19.
"Just get over it, sour puss... At least you get a person..." Arcee was frustrated, rightfully so.
"I'll-I'll gladly share myself with you!" I interrupted, my hands bound behind me.
Arcee stopped dead in her tracks, her eyes wide and a look of pure shock on her slightly angered face.
I smiled a fake, nervous toothy grin, but all she did was stare at me.
When she was able to move, she searched her cargo pants frantically, "Shit, I-I-I think I left my oven off - My-My keys are gonna burn in the microwave - I-I gotta go -"
"Jesus, Mirage, the fuck you do to 'er?!" Jazz laughed at Mirage. The two exchanged a chuckle and fist bump, I made room for the silver-fox to sit next to me in the booth.
"You... You can smell me?" I asked, curious.
"We all can honey." Mirage replied. I blinked over to him, feeling a lot more exposed than I wanted to...
"W-Well... If I smell good, you-you should smell you-you two! It's like love at first sight, but-but with... Smell..." I said, fiddling with my fingers at top speed.
The both of them paused for a short moment, then broke into a fit of laughter. Mirage's hand landed on my thigh, Jazz wrapped a hand around my shoulder, the both of them leaning into me as their laughs came to a calm.
"That the best you got lil momma?" Jazz teased, his voice somehow going lower.
"Yeah babe, that was pretty weak... Wanna try that again?"
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bornforbvrning · 6 months
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Tagged by my dear mutual @deep-space-siren - thank you for thinking about me!
Rules: shuffle your “on repeat” playlist & then post the first 10 tracks, then tag people
“This is all gonna be the same 3 bands or something”… I felt this in my soul. Here we go!
1. The Gospel of Judas - Lord of the Lost
2. The Widow Maker - Carpenter Brut feat. Gunship
3. Night Prowler - Carpenter Brut
4. Color Me Blood - Carpenter Brut
5. Flesh - Denuit
6. The Curtain Falls - Lord of the Lost
7. Destruction Manual - Lord of the Lost
8. Absolute Attitude - Lord of the Lost
9. Ring - Hexvessel
10. Dead End - Lord of the Lost
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tobyfobywoahby · 8 months
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hi you don’t suck
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everything will be just fine dude 🍗
Omg!!!! thank you very much😋🙏
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painful-pooch · 11 months
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Love train 🚂💖💖💖! Send this to all the blogs you love! Don’t forget to spread the love! 😊
No obligation to send this anywhere else but I wanted you to know you're awesome!
I'm crying. Actually crying. I needed this so much today. Nightmares have been keeping me up and I'm worried my PTSD is getting worse again, but I can only hope it's not gonna get bad. I love ya, Malice <3
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hippolotamus · 1 year
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When you get this, please respond with five things that make you happy! then, send to your last ten people in your notifs (anonymously). you never know who might benefit from spreading positivity <3🖤
Oh, now this is interesting! My five things
❤️ cuddling and hugs
🧡 curling up with a book and a cup of coffee on a rainy day
💛 watching the sunrise
💚 naps!
💙 daisies
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littlelonelytree · 3 months
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"Just because you see I smile...
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... don't think you know what's going on underneath."
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askazara · 5 months
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strawberry ice cream with choclate syrup is the best
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sga-owns-my-soul · 7 months
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reblog to give ur mutuals a soft lil kissy on the head
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prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.
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tizzymcwizzy · 7 months
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can you tell the brain rot is coming back
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parakavka · 2 months
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my partner has about 3 genres of youtube video they watch, so I've decided to combine them all into what would be their Ideal Video
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esr10 · 6 months
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DEVASTATING! Woman does task she's been putting off for weeks, finds out it's pretty easy
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obsob · 6 months
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love and kindness and hope makes the world go round !!
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