#i think people seem to be saying. i think ppl r mad that hes the protagonist and treated as such like. erm. idk. hes my favorite and im

[nightcolorz]

For the ask game: ❤️💚💙

YAYY thank u sm for the ask! these questions r so fun. I’m going off of the book fandom btw

❤: Which character do you think is the most egregiously mischaracterized by the fandom?

Louis <3 I think this is an affect of how likable and overtly sympathetic he is in the amc show but I've seen people getting genuinely offended over Louis being described in fandom (and by Anne rice herself) as a manipulative cold hearted ass who uses his perceived vulnerability and gentleness to distract from the fact that he is just as cruel if not crueler then the other vampires. Like Louis does nottt have strong morals or high empathy lmao. Book Louis weaponizes his privilege like a white woman crying to self victimize into making the other vampires look worse them him 😭 . He refuses to kill humans for a while not bcus it hurts him to take life (he actually takes more pleasure in it then most), he refuses bcus he has catholic brain the way a christians who say "how do atheists have morals without god?" do, misunderstanding that most people actually care about other people and dont need an existential threat to encourage them not to hurt others.

His moral compass is self centered and based in up keeping the appearance of self restraint and monk style lack of enjoying himself, not empathy. If a vampire killed u would u feel better if u knew he cried over how much he got off on it then flaunted his suffering over how little he indulged so that everyone knew how piosis he was 😭.

He is way worse when it comes to how he treats his victims then Armand who intentionally seeks out victims who r asking to die or Lestat who tries the vigilante approach. Louis kills innocents and he thinks it makes him better cuz he only does it sometimes and he feels really really bad about himself afterwards. As akasha said (paraphrased) he's the most predatory of them all.

To specify I love book Louis SOOOO much I love how shitty he is that's why it makes me sad when people mischaracterize him as sincere and get gen mad when ppl characterize him how he is in canon (a lying selfish bitch bless his heart). Like ik amc Louis at this point in canon is unambiguously in the right but he isn't like an accurate reflection of how he is in the books 😭 it's not like amc did what anne rice was trying to do more successfully, they just nulled what anne rice was doing in favor of a more likable protagonist. Which is fine, but like, there's no crime in preferring evil to the core horrible asshole Louis of the books.

💚: What does everyone else get wrong about your favorite character?

I think the common fandom perception of Armand as the crazy unhinged "omg I can't believe he actually did that in the books??" sadistic maniac villain guy is funny but not really accurate. Armand explicitly not only tries to avoid violence but dislikes it and finds it hard to comprehend why someone would seek out violence and conflict.

The reason he is always doing fucked up shit isn't out of a lestat-esc desire to cause chaos, it's bcus his highly strung ptsd brain has him convinced that the world is a battle ground and he must always be defending himself and acting out in violence.

Since acting out in violence is a reaction hes been taught throughout his life to be standard and necessary, as violence is something so normalized to him he considers it more of a tedious chore then a last resort measure, he usually reacts to conflict in ways that are objectively extreme to anyone who isn't thinking from his perspective. In qotd he even asks Daniel why men choose to fight in wars, explaining that he doesn't understand the draw of violence (bcus he's not a man) and he can't comprehend the supposed thrill of it.

Then he says this in pl to Gregory

💙: Which character is not as hot as everyone else seems to think they are?

i was going to say Marius but I figure that's too obvious since everyone at this point knows I don't like Marius 😭 so here's an even hotter take,,,,, Lestat ‼️

Only to a degree, I think Lestat is hot and deserves the hype, but i also think he's hot in a different way then a chunk of the fandom does. Based on his book description he's kind of wonky looking, mouth too big for his face, vaguely unnerving shallow pale skin, starved 1700s peasant build but also kind of buff in the unhealthy "i dont eat regularly but I'm strong enough to carry a wolf for miles on my back" sense, weirdly small fucking feet. He def has creepy ass florescent blue doll eyes too. my point is I think when drooling over Lestat the fandom tends to forget this wonkiness in favor of blonde bombshell, Sam Reid chizzled jawline and abs, or conventionally beautiful anime twink, when they should be appreciating lestat in all his weird as shit glory.

#Ask game #tvc #the vampire chronicles #vampire chronicles #vc #armand #lestat de lioncourt #iwtv #interview with the vampire #the vampire armand #Prince Lestat #the vampire lestat #louis de pointe du lac

[thatdeadaquarius]

hi! quick tip: if you’re on mobile type ‘:readmore:’ then hit enter! i dunno if you’ve been told but. yeah :)

also, your recent piece on apd was incredible!! very nice to see representation!! keep up the excellent work <3 it did get me thinking though: reader with vocal stims, cementing it in the acolytes’ minds that you don’t speak the language of teyvat, and then you’re all just stuck in this loop of “oh man they don’t speak the same language of me” but they DO

if asks are closed or this is outside of your comfort zone then feel free to delete! have a lovely day <3

AHFJLAKLOSUDBABWB U FELT REPRESENTED YAY!!

A cookie for thee, and also extra for telling me how to do Expand thingy on mobile ilysm 🤲🍩🍪✨️ (pspspsps all askers,, u get cookies,,cometothedarksidepspspspspsss)

I was so worried bc it wasnt like super all the aspects of Apd issues, and it was very based on my personal experience w/ similar symptoms + other bits of ppl's experience so i was hoping it still felt somewhat recognizable for ppl w/APD!! Tysm for the feedback :D

NOTE ABOUT VOCAL STIM DEPICTED:

So i think ive experienced verbal stims, so this is a combination of others shared experiences + personal experience, and while everybody experiences things individually/their own way, please let me know if there is something obviously inaccurate/maybe even offensive.

You will definitely not make me mad or otherwise offended, I really want to hear that kind of feedback from others who vocal stim!

Thank you so much for reading! :)

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So lets just say that ur vocal stims r pretty non-verbal or non-sensical ("her sister was a WITCH BRO-" like memes that dont make sense to them)

Or like, u have verbal stims that r actual language but they dont hang around long enough to hear it maybe ??

♤

So like, this ends up happening

Chongyun was exploring near Qingce village for supernatural stuff as usual

And U were just vibin, chillin near Qingce village livin ur best Creator god cottagecore life

And ur like planting a new seedbed, Jueyun Chilis :) (bc jfc however bad it was to collect them in game, its 10x worse in person, ur tired of running around town getting chilis, Qingce isnt exactly flat 💀)

♡

And every seed u put in the dirt ur like "boop!"

And Chongyun comes by, bc u at edge of town, and the villagers mentioned a strange new traveler settling here

He immediately feels a wave of that same feeling he used to feel when the Creator god had their eyes on him, or would assist him in battles

So poor boy almost overheats trying to climb up the hill to ur house

And is like "??...Creator??"

Then kinda stops bc ur just like-

"Boop!" "Boop!" "Boop!" ☺️ LMAO

And then u finish planting seeds, get the watering can,,

And everytime u pour it just-

... "EJACK! Come, water!"

(Ur saying it so fast too, and he's still somewhat farther away, so he cant rlly hear that well too)

...

..

And its just so incomprehensible to Chongyun he's deadass like "A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE??!"

So of course,

He waves, 👋

And ur like omg icy boy!! :D 🧊💙

But u dont say anything yet, and then he starts,, miming?? He points at u? Then like?? Points up? The sky?? Then like, mimes swinging his claymore???

(ARE U THE CREATOR??!!)

U look up, very confused 🧐

He seemes frustrated.

Then he just kinda, bows and leaves?

...

...oh no.

Do Teyvat people speak that crazy language that u saw in game?

Instead of English??

Well.

Shit.

...

.... U havent rlly talked to anyone in Qingce yet since u just got here in Teyvat like a week ago

And found this abandoned house

♧

It just gets worse 😭

Bc slowly, one by one,

Each playable character in Liyue comes to attempt to talk to you

(And since u have a farm, and they keep giving u food/goods? For some reason?? U still dont need to go into town)

☆

At one point, even Zhongli shows up

And thru complex miming and hand motions u think he means dont worry abt him? Like just go back to what u were doing?? Okay??

U guess he's just gonna chill here for now?

...

...Zhongli just kinda,, squints, and puts his hand on his chin in his classic "thinking very hard" face

So ur tending to the garden saying,

" FREDDY! You're supposed to be on lockdown!Vanessa...I'm... a Material Gworl✨️"💀

...Just, on an endless loop LMAO-

...

(Hes trying to see if he recognizes any part of ur language, poor old man 🤔🤔😭)

♤

And it just snowballs even more, and now,

None of you have even tried to say a word to each other. 🤡

(Other than ur vocal stims)

...

Keqing: "Perhaps, it's similar to Fontaine's native language?"

You, in the background: "🎵 dUdE,,, sHe'S jUsT nOt InTo YoU 🎵" (mimicking the autotune and everything)

Ganyu & Keqing: "..."

You: " 🎵 gOtTa MoVe On, mOvE oN-🎵 Hurricane Katrina?? More like Hurricane Tortilla!"

Ganyu & Keqing: "...Can't be,"

"what else do we got? Should we call Yunjin to better mime for us??"

♡

Xiao's the first one to even get close to knowing u can actually talk to each other, bc he's always checking in on u most often <3

And he only heard u bc u swore u heard a monster outside ur house one night and came out ur house with a pitchfork, very nervous,

"...Hey there demons.. it's me.. ya boy."

(And u just keep stimming that out of nervousness to make urself feel better as u check around ur house lol)

Xiao: "??? Demons???!! WAIT-"

♧

By then, it literally took like 6 months for yall to finally have a real conversation 💀💀

...

(Chongyun got so embarassed bc he was one of the first few to misunderstand he overheated rip🙏)

Im. So. Sorry. This. Is. ✨️Ass✨️

Twas the best scenario i could come up with, im telling yall, im not as funny as the ppl who send in these asks 😔

Keep in mind, I never claimed i was funny or a good writer, u cant hold it against me lol /lh

Lower ur expectations LMAO

Well i hope u got sm enjoyment outta this anon, sorry abt the quality!! :)

Cheers,

🌒🌊🌧Aquarius♒️🌌🌘

#ahdkalajf #tysm for the request!! #i hope i did ok #im gettin tested for adhd and i think ive vocal stimmed before but lmk if its inaccurate #also other ppls personal experience theyve shared #genshin impact #ask box open #genshin sagau #my asks #sagau #genshin imagines #genshin sagau ideas #gender neutral reader #please send asks #zhongli #chongyun #keqing #ganyu #neurodivergent reader #neurodivergent imagines #verbal stims #my requests #genshin isekai #genshin god reader #genshin disability imagines #genshin disability #disability imagines

[sapphire-weapon]

haiii it's the anon that wrote the orange light analysis again😭😭all ur aeon posts recently have got something on my chest

despite my video I don't actually ship aeon... like they're a good duo and I like them together but in the remakes there aren't any romantic moments between them and I feel like aeon shippers deliberately misinterpret scenes to fit their narratives and their beliefs

Like the kiss scene in 2 HOW was that romantic... re2r was my second re game and even I realised the first time I played it that he was annoyed and didn't kiss her back. But aeon stans never mention that they're just like 'oh they kissed so they're in love' nooo... SHE kissed HIM. and not for any romantical reason either. And then when Annette tells him Ada isn't FBI he doesn't question it he just seems dissapointed because he KNEW she wasn't. But aeon fans get so mad when u say that they act like it's real life like it's not that deep....

And also the shippers who act like their head over heels for eachother. They're not like they do not know eachother. They r practically strangers (talking ab the remakes.) And it's very clear with the remakes Leon has more of a spine and isn't allowing himself to be pushed around by her. Ppl infantilise him and make him seem stupid but it's like../. In re2r he is. A 21-year-old GROWN MAN. maybe a bit naïve but not some stupid little baby who can't tell Ada is fucking with him which is the way a lot of people paint him.

N e wayz this is long as hell u don't even have to respond😭just wanted this off my chest I love talking about their relationship.

anon, if we were together in person, i'd offer to take you out for a drink.

believe it or not, it even took me a long time to break away from that "aeon as default" mindset. it's only been since... may of this year that i've felt comfortable/confident enough to say that aeon has been de-canonized and eagleone is far closer to a canon romance than they are in the remake-verse.

RE6 has been out for 10 years, and the post i just made the other day where i first mentioned that RE6 ends with leon rejecting ada is the first time i've said that out loud/in public. because that "aeon as default" discourse is so prevalent and oppressive.

but we need to be willing to talk about these things openly and with our names attached if anything in the fandom is going to change. and it can't just be me, either. like i've said, my reach is very limited. but the fact of the matter is that aeon fandom has had a chokehold on the conversation surrounding this series for 25 fucking years, and their interpretation of the story is wrong.

it's just wrong.

it's incorrect.

it's not what the story actually is.

and it's being pitched to new fans without giving said new fans a chance to think or speak on their own. and the perpetuation of misinformation throughout this fandom continues.

people are finally starting the first rumblings of pushing back against the "leon's background is in the italian mafia" bullshit. we can push back on the aeon narrative, too.

because we should.

[emblazons]

I think the thing that makes me sometimes "doubt" Byler endgame is how the writers seem to treat Will in the narrative by either making him nonexistent, sidelined and unimportant overall with often minimum screentime. Idk. A lot of ppl tried to explain why it was necessary for him to be sidelined but that resulted in the audience thinking that Byler has no chance of becoming canon and that Will is just a useless background character. Add the monologue moment in S4 and Mike constantly talking about all in S4, how do you explain the duffers will make the narrative fit in what they have showed so far in the show? Most ppl will think Byler came out of nowhere and if Will gets a huge moment regarding fixing/saving the world ppl will think it came out of blue and there was no buildup. It takes really pains to prove Will's importance and Mike's love for Will. And not sure if the writers will manage that.

—so I’ve answered some version of this kind of doubt several times on this blog before, so I’m going to direct you to those posts, so as not to reinvent the wheel:

Will's Taking a Backseat in S3 + Dustin companion piece

The Duffers, Show v Tell, and people missing subtext

The Duffers Aren't Writing "Casual TV"...they're writing for themselves and people like them

Why people assume ST is written poorly (like other shows)

General Audiences, Media Literary, and "Catching" Byler

Why I Don't Understand "Duffer Doubt"

On: "Objective" Byler (and ST) Commentary

The Duffers, the "GA," and how your value system affects how you go about interpreting (or missing things in) media

Mike & Will's 3 season arc (and how it fits in the wider narrative)

On: M&R being "2 Straight White Guys" writing a queer story

+ a cut for more thoughts about how Will really wasn't all that sidelined lmao

That said: if I’m honest, I fundamentally disagree with the premise that the duffers somehow need to “make the narrative of Will fit into s5,” as though he hasn’t been integral to the Hawkins connection to the UD since literally day one.

That, combined with the fact that he was barely even in season one outside of flashbacks (and yet still managed to carry all of S2) + hasn’t really been sidelined at all if you know how to read emotional beats and not just “action” ones? Like, sure, him not being front and center was true in S3, but given that he is the center of all of Mike’s emotional decisions across all of S4 and is now quite literally holding the “main relationship” (which it’s not, but we’ll let that go) together…saying he’s not central to what’s to come given his active connection to El, Mike, every single Byers, the rest of the Party and now Henry/Vecna as we file back into Hawkins is insane.

IMO, the real problem (and at the risk of sounding like every byler critic on the internet) is that the show is made of an ensemble cast who have all had their rounds in the spotlight over the seasons…which means that Will is not going to always be at the fore front of the action, because this is not The Will Show and not every season is written with his story as its primary narrative core. That said, if you are paying attention to the emotional and even supernatural beats of the show, you can clearly see where they’ve set Will up to hold an important and even critical role in the final season—

—especially given that characters like Henry and Vecna didn’t even technically exist 2 seasons ago, and yet now hold primary weight in the story and in the minds of this “general audience” people love acting like matter most to the Duffers (even tho they have repeatedly said they don’t lmao).

I personally do not give a damn about what “the GA” thinks is possible given that half of them were mad when Will was central to the story in S2 (the 'S2 was my least favorite season / the season I don't watch much of people) and half of them couldn’t even tell he was gay, despite being plain as day to anyone who doesn’t need every single beat of the story spelled out for them….and that the duffers literally and repeatedly make fun of people for doing I throughout the show.

All that said...I respect your right to doubt, but…of all the things I could doubt The Duffers being able to pull off in the minds of this nebulous “GA” everyone thinks is so stupid they haven't picked up on any subtext or plain narrative (which I could make a strong case they aren't...which is why they pitch such a bitch lmao), making Will central to the 5th season after all the pains they’ve taken to flesh out both his connection to the UD and his romantic feelings/sexuality is not one of them.

It's not as nearly "blindsiding" as people seem to think it is—because the second you stop thinking everyone is heteronormative, you realize a lot of people who just aren't as loud as the naysayers on the internet see it plain as day.

#finally getting to the marathon of asks in my inbox lmao #that said... I'm not sure how many more asks like this I'm gonna answer tbh #I don't know how many ways I can say the same thing like #its giving someone trying to evangelize a person who has made up their mind not to believe LMFAO I'm not gonna convince you #not if you're not open to being convinced...or want to tunnel in on your doubts to protect yourself #I can't reinvent the wheel lmao #asks

[sketching-shark]

Man, zhu bajie n tang sanzang had to b up there w swk about their mischaracterization n hated in lmk fandom

I have never seen so much mishandling as i seen with those three characters 😭😭(like bro i get that the most noticeable arc that ppl retain is the white bone spirit arc bc of OSP BUT THEY DIDNT STUCK TO THAT CHARACTERISTICS IN THE LATER ARCS LIKE CMON NOW—bajie couldn’t even lie about the dragon piss medicine in a later arc, what makes yall think he’s always a fantastic liar. Theres some benefit to his lying but they also backfire. BAJIE DO END UP LIKING EVERYONE LIKE HE REFER TO SWK AS ELDER BROTHER!<- no man could ever live up to the wonder of zhu wuneng. He just sweet n he does get a fantastic arc in the novel!

Tang sanzang does have some(albeit rare moments where hes nice but his asshoole moments sometimes intertwined) where hes like “yea my disciples r greats but theyre mad ugly.” Or that he gets better at having more trust in his disciples besides zhu wuneng. Even if its followed by hella traumatizing moments that no human person would remain sane like that. <hes just barely holding on by his faith, his mission and his disciples. Not his horse bc he cant hold on to save his life but that character arc where he DIDNT FELL OFF THOO!>

Monkie Kid spoilers below

Hmmm I know about the Sun Wukong & Tang Sanzang dunking but is that happening with Zhu Bajie too? Have to say I find that a little surprising given that (if memory serves correctly) Monkie Kid did say Zhu Bajie's main fault (well besides the whole being a man-eating yaoguai thing) was being stubborn, but then lego Patriarch Subodhi said he became one of the hardest workers of the pilgrimage. I guess I was under the impression that people were more light on their criticisms and thoughts about Zhu Bajie, but maybe that's just because he doesn't seem to be a point of great interest in the lego show fandom lol.

Kind of funny story anon but I've been vicariously growing in awareness on how much Zhu Bajie is loved in China through @antidotefortheawkward's posts about the pigman. And yeah, I can see that being in large part because Xiyouji in its totality does give a very different impression of who these characters are and where they end up than a cartoony summary can provide. As a number of people on this site have noted for example, the White Bone Demon Arc can be understood in a much more complex light than "Tang Sanzang & Zhu Bajie hurt poor monkey for nothing" when placed in the context of it being more near the beginning of the journey when the pilgrims were still grating against each other a lot & it happening very soon after the whole debacle with the Ginseng fruit tree. Here after all you can see how the monk has a recent history of getting into serious trouble from the monkey lying and being quick to destruction, so he would be primed to not believe SWK, not to mention he does hesitate to use the headband against SWK more than many give him credit for here. And YEAH given all the things they go through together I am more willing to accept a Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie enemies to friends arc than that put on many another character.

Also LMAOOOOO Tang Sanzang DOES seem to have quite a few lines where he tries to comfort terrified individuals by telling them that the pilgrims are good people even with their rancid looks (ugly pilgrim rights <3). And oh dang anon you are so right about how even if Tang Sanzang is much more of a static character in comparison to SWK it's kind of a shame more attention isn't given to the series of horrifying events he goes through and what effect that would have on him so that he gets a little more depth than "weepy monk who's mean to the Monkey King & falls off his dragon horse" in the popular western imagination. But then again I can understand why the monk's trauma is largely downplayed in western cartoony retellings, given that said lighthearted cartoony retellings probably wouldn't be the best medium to even touch on stuff like human butchery, death threats, sexual assault, and the consequences thereof.

#anon answered #monkey critical #journey to the west #sa mention

[cat-penguin-anon]

So how you feeling after that new SM episode? It was a Ride

gonna make a list because it was a freakin rollercoaster (as best I remember my reactions to things in order)

dont like the mayor but RETURN OF PATTY!

ohhhhhh the artstyle changed a little

THE VOICE IN THE FLASHBACK IM DYING

WHY ARE THEIR NAMES PRONOUNCED LIKE THAT IVE BEEN SAYING JAUNE LIKE "JOHN" BUT FRENCH SOUNDING FOR A YEAR

QR CODE!

wait the numpad letters are mixed around too. ooo that might be a code thingy

oh shiz lila dont die

spookeez r chaotic. stop breaking doors

PFFFFF THE GREEN SCREEN CLOAK

ohhhhh no not the vamp guy :( he was cool for all of 10 seconds that he was alive :(

KEVIN! AND RICK!

I already hate her and that HAS to be Roy's mom and I hate her

ok kevin you have every right to be mad but also NOOOOOO I WANT THEM TO BE FRENS :'(

NOT AGAIN

I WISH I had that much candy

ROBS HAIR IS SO FLOOFY OMG

ROSS MY BELOVED! DAPPER BOI

*insert funny indie game joke here*

rob sounds pretty ok!

I feel bad for rob's sister but also WHOLESOME INTERACTIONS! THEYRE FRIENDS! EVEN ROY SEEMS P CHILL ALL THINGS CONSIDERED

STOP THREATENING ALL MY FAVES DAMMIT

ROYS PARENTS. I HATE BOTH OF THEM THEYRE A-HOLES. roy did the right thing but I think I see where he gets some of the bully mentality from, though I appreciate that he seems to be at least trying to not bully people and improve himself. CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT BABY

ohhhhh no This Will Not End Well

turns into a 3d ragdoll

hes not staying dead is he.

CALLED IT

why are the gunshots in the red sweater reminiscent of the cultists robes. that seems important

they're finally safe thank GOD

awww wholesome wonder siblings :D

who was he to her. could be an uncle or maybe even her dad I think. (I'd say prolly uncle)

Theres a photo of skid eating at that same grill place on the wall. hm.

I KNEW IT WAS RELATED TO THE CULT!!!!!!

dude don't prank ppl with dead bodies. cmon man

ok there

#spooky month #spooky month spoilers #spooky month tender treats #I have many thoughts

[petz5]

no one asked but real quick here r my opinions on ranma pairings that come to mind!! obv i’m not trying to say u Cant feel differently abt them, these r just my own thoughts

ranma/akane - if uve followed me for even half a day u already know this is my absolute fave one. yes it’s canon no that doesn’t make it boring, they understand each other on a level the other characters don’t even come close to

ranma/shampoo - die in a fire they r SO bad for each other (shampoo is significantly worse but ranma’s also not great to her)

ranma/ukyo - don’t love it but i suppose she’d be the next best choice after akane (at least as a pairing that could realistically happen in canon bc there’s no way something like ranryo would ever happen). i love ukyo but not with ranma, she doesn’t listen to his wants and honestly i think he’d hold her back, and i also don’t think she ever really was in love w him and just kinda felt obligated bc “oh shit if I cant kill him and I don’t marry him then I’ve wasted my life.” LOVE these two as besties tho

ranma/kodachi - literally dont feel like I need to say anything here, ive never seen anyone ship them

ranma/ryoga - not my cup of tea but I can see why ppl like it. genuinely it’s mostly bc i cant see ranma liking men lmao i mean he flirts w them for free food and whatever but he always gets grossed out when they try to respond. i personally see ranma as a lesbian

ranma/ryoga/akane - same as above except i understand it less. mmmmaybe if akane and ryoga both loved ranma but not each other?? ryoga and ranma had some actual chemistry, but akane and ryoga……… eeehh. speaking of!

akane/ryoga - don’t ship at all. ryoga is kinder to her than ranma if you’re judging on the surface, but he doesn’t fundamentally understand her the way ranma does and doubts her ability a lot more. (to the point ranma has to physically stop him in one episode to tell him “this is akane’s fight, she’s got this and will be mad if you meddle”) also the whole p-chan thing is creepy. i enjoy ryoga as character but i don’t think he fits w her at all

akane/shampoo - don’t like it. i mean i’ve read fics where shampoo admits to liking akane (or even just respecting her as a fellow female martial artist) but also like… that exists outside of canon shampoo to me lol. canon shampoo doesn’t care about other people, and she in particular is homophobic towards akane to her face

akane/ukyo - i like it to an extent! if it were in canon i wouldn’t want it to go beyond like akane blushing when ukyo saves her and maybe offhandedly saying something like “she’s so cool” and ukyo, after spending some time w akane, admitting to herself that she can understand why ranma likes her. i think it’s cute to think abt

akane/kodachi - i love this but only one-sidedly. in canon i’d want kodachi to be Like That with ranma purely to rile up akane bc she wants her attention. i mean literally already in canon kodachi seems to not know what to do once she actually gets ranma other than dangle him over her alligator and wait for akane to save his ass. it’d be a funny twist for her to be doing all this just bc she wants to see akane and doesn’t think to just talk to her like a normal person

shampoo/mousse - don’t like at all

shampoo/ukyo - no real thoughts but I don’t love it. maybe similar to how I feel abt ranryo but while my feelings for that as neutral/positive this is neutral/negative

ukyo/ryoga - i can see why ppl like it and I believe I did too back in 2011 or so when i first watched it, but i feel like most ppl who ship this have only watched the anime (valid! but their manga partners are both great characters imo). I didn’t rlly see it at all upon rewatch and reading the manga put the final nail in the coffin. they’d be fun as friends tho! i like that they have a silly friendship similar to akane and mousse’s friendship where they’re more Worsties than anything but will hang out with and help each other if they need to

ukyo/tsubasa - no. i have very mixed feelings abt tsubasa as is, but ukyo has no interest in him and sees him as an annoyance so i wouldn’t want her to be w someone she doesn’t like (side note: used he/him for tsubasa bc he’s very open abt being a crossdresser. i know that crossdresser is used as a transphobic insult in the series, but… eehhh… tsubasa isn’t really like ranma and konatsu who are both pretty blatantly not cis. he declares himself as a guy all the time, which yeah ranma does too, but ranma’s whole character development is how that breaks down for him)

ukyo/konatsu - yes, i think they’re sweet and konatsu is very supportive of ukyo’s goals. i think this pairing would need more development before i’d really want it declared Officially Canon. i mean it is, but obv ukyo still has some feelings to work out similarly to ryoga and his canon gf, and i think she’d need to more clearly let go of ranma before this could truly blossom in canon. i love konatsu and i love ukyo and i think they’d be good girlfriends after a little work

ryoga/akari - love it, it’s sweet and i LOVE akari. like I said i think ryoga needs to work thru some shit/let go of akane to truly appreciate akari, and it’s annoying he’s still attached to her when he has a gf but i understand it’s difficult to just Stop liking someone you’ve liked for prob a solid year or so just bc u got asked out by someone else

these are all the ones I can think of rn but ur more than welcome to ask if u want my thots on any other ones lol

#ill save u time if ur gonna ask abt a pairing tho- i don’t ship shampoo w anyone #in my fave ranma fanfic she gets w ukyo and konatsu and it works there! but it’s ooc for her and would never happen in canon

[comradedream]

Maybe im just new to the fandom, but does george prottect dream? From antis or crazy fans? Thats the main reason why i like dnn more than dnf, sapnap seems to be willing to fight people that are mean to dream

Genuinely curious, as i said im very new and dont know a lot

hii ok first off sorry this is late i got my wisdom teeth removed yesterday LMAOO and working up a coherent response was way too much work 💀

so yeah i wouldn’t say george is as outrightly blatant as sapnap has been in the past ifl like he prefers being passive aggressive and shady in public, but he’s def not like. neutral — i’ve said some of this before but his support tends to b stuff like liking tiktoks making fun of dream antis, backing him up when he makes statements, going inactive along w him during controversies/being w him when he does return on stream, commenting that the stuff antis say doesn’t matter and that dream knows the truth, joking ab how stupid the shit ppl get mad at dream ab is on streams and making bits out of it (like in 2020 dream got bs hate for “rigging the minecraft mob vote” by pledging his support to a mob he liked and stood down from making a comment on his preference in 2021, while george made a point to mock that for DAYS by going way over the top w a joke ab how he was “rigging the vote.”), stuff like that!! and i think in general being a big part of dreams personal support system and safety net is massive and being there for him in private is vital af, ++ i’m sure dream makes a point of privately discouraging his friends from taking fire on his behalf

n ab what u said ab dnn, i think that’s where i find the already existing DREAM TEAM so perfect yk? like they balance each other super well, and fulfill those roles ur talking ab as a friend group already in my eyes. i personally don’t see anything romantic between them as a trio, but i find everything ab their platonic bonds w each other so so important and crucial :’) but U obv ship what u want urself though that’s just my take

and welcome to the fandommm my asks and dms r always open if u have any questions at all!!! hope ur having fun mwah

#asks #i love how ur priorities in ur preferred dream ship is him getting protected LMAOOO ur just like me fr

[fairycosmos]

YOURE SO RIGHT. idk if they genuinely believe they're at the fore front of "defending comedy" and free speech or if they're going the route some politicians do, which is to keep up the outrage schtick to entice support, but it's so weird either way. and like you said, they spew all this bullshit while counting up their millions. netflix literally defended one of them, they continue to get platforms, deals, invited to perform, and yet they think because people online are calling out their stupid jokes, that must mean they're being censored. and why are they so fucking obsessed with making trans jokes? it's quite literally just for the attention they are receiving because i sincerely doubt they ar w interacting with many trans folks in order to come up with material. i'm like 99.8% sure these dudes must have a thing for humiliation since they keep fishing for outrage and insults back.

ALSO i looked up what r*coy said & that was literally so unnecessary. just pure edginess that's he's comfortable with spewing because even if he were to not be given netflix specials anymore, he still has a cushy and comfortable life to fall back on.

right?? it's literally bizarre. like the complete failure to recognize reality for what it is bc theyre so obsessed with the idea that they're being censored and policed and victimized - while being given the worldwide stage to tell their crappy jokes on constantly, the way they have been for years. they honestly think "freedom of speech" means "everyone has to agree with everything i say otherwise theyre sensitive gen z piss babies who are trying to take away my right to talk and breathe and exist" like. there's some major lack of cognitive function and awareness there or smth i swear to god. i think it's a mixture of genuinely believing their own bullshit and doing the whole outrage thing to cause controversy and make money, but like. at least own it if that's what ur doing and stop fuckin dishing it if you can't take the response. stop giving your boring critique on the cancel culture bogeyman u made up in ur head, you know?? it's so weird, they're like. mad that people aren't as bigoted as they are?? actually throwing up and crying over it??

god, the trans jokes. it's so fucking insufferable and overdone and just fucking baseless. i'm sure they do it because they know it's going to get a reaction out of people, but at the same time it's clear that they're willing to dehumanize trans ppl for personal gain at every turn so i'm sure they're deeply prejudiced against them in their personal lives too. oh, it's always the same with these cunts - they rarely take the time to actually talk to the ppl from the marginalized groups they love to mock lmfao that would require slight emotional intelligence and empathy. also omg the humiliation kink thing LISTENNN lmfao why does it make so much sense. they really do seem to get off on hurting and antagonizing others so ykw you're on to something for reallll i bet it's actually some weird perverse thing that they can't over. issues, i'm telling u. abt r*cky - literally it was like listening to an edgy 12 yo try to construct - i was going to say a joke but honestly just a sentence. just complete horse shit full of what he clearly thinks are twitter buzzwords. like u said he knows he can get away with it and there'll be no material repercussions. but he's so silenced and the world is so PC now!! 🥺🥺 cancel culture is out to get him and his millions!! 🥺🥺

#anon

[misqnon]

u gotta try harder /j

I WASNT ON TUMBLR MUCH TIL LIKE.. A YEAR AGO... SO I HAD NO IDEA .... that is extremely funny. thank u

theyre in a 3 way qpr with luffy as the center

THAT ZORO IMAGE IS SO FUNYN AHFHSJD

"i like to imagine he speaks with the emojis like you typed them. (“how are you saying that out loud-”)" NAHDIAHE hes magic thats how

i have a big crush on ace too but TRACE HEATFIST.... something abt him.... idk he just hits the spot for me. i love big brother characters n characters that r good with kids.. ace fills that spot.. and then u add his silly smoothness in the 4kids dub and its like wow. u are Perfect.

STEAL THEM!! i have . a pinterest board of . meme image. silly meme image. (is pinterest something ppl still use... i only started using it a few years ago)

NO A CUP MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE... I think u were rightm.

THATS SO FUNNY... see i never thought dragons were real but i DID believe . that unicorns were real for quite a while (i never liked to admit it). honestly i didnt consume much dragon content but i did like to just. think abt them . i had this mobile game i liked playing that was just a choose ur own adventure type story . but ur a dragon. never played spyro (and didnt even know about it til i was like... 12) but it seems rly fun and i would love to play the remaster,, purple dragon ily. i cant believe ur the kind of kid who could beat games... i was so stupid as a kid i didnt even know how to play animal crossing city folk correctly .... YOU ALSO??? FLIGHT RISING???? i joined in uhh 2019? i think? i found out abt it in like 2016 but forgot and then tried to join in 2018 but it wasnt accepting new users.. and then yeah. 2019. so ive been on and off a lot but i LOVE flight rising. i love my dragons. even tho theyre mostly un-gened 1st generation dragons..

sanji is . arguably the most human of all the straw hats.. which is interesting bc he is also the only one who was supposed to be inhuman. ofc i think theyre all very human but sanji has the most moments where i can relate to him. the sanuso fic i was reading yesterday... he was so full of shame... and they wrote him hiding behind his hair.. and i felt so intensely SEEN by that. like oh my god he is ME i do all these things.. i find that my comfort characters are usually... ones who suffer a lot. i love suffering. in media.

SHREK SCREENSHOT..

"I WANT TO PUT THE SANJI FEEDING MICE AND THE CREW IS CONFUSED SCENE IN A FIC SO BAD BUT I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK ATM 😭" i will write it for u

"sanji vs. minnie mouse his hardest battle yet" oh my god........ ur mind...... wow...... genius...... crackship time (have u seen . oh wait ur not into jjk.. ok have u seen frollo x goofy... its insane...)

BEING MAD ABOUT SIMPING FOR SANJI IS SO REAL.. please dont be attractive please stop please... please . IVE SEEN THAT OUTFIT and every time i get ANGRY (not for real but y'know.) because he looks SO GOOD and i dont like to admit that.. i hate to admit that. UR RIGHT that outfit is extremely gay like wtf is going on with that tie???? or whatever it is? around his neck??? this is like gay men wearing scarves

"have u seen that post where its drawings of each of the strawhat “rescue teams” of arlong park, enies lobby, and whole cake?" I SAW THAT A FEW HOURS AGO AHDHSH

"law 1: edgy. flipping u off. deranged. a bit evil looking. kinda hot" i see u...

i love law so much he is so antagonizing and then . the contrast.. when he is stupid or cute. its wonderful.

"HE ALSO LOOKS SO SO PATHETIC 😭 SOPPING WET CAT OF A MAN" i LOVE how pathetic he looks. i like pathetic people so much.. like why are u like that.. making me pity u.. only in media tho never in real life 🙏🙏

ZORO LOOKS LIKE A DOG AHEJDHA WHAT IS THAT

USOPP?? USOPP?????? HES THE MEME IMAGE ...

CHOOPA MY GUY.. he looks so silly as a full deer i wish he did that more often

this is blue period but im running out of funny images i have saved ...

dw abt taking a bit to reply!! i am patient /gen

IM TRYING MY BEST 

sharing my veteran knowledge

3 WAY QPR IS PERFECT 

trace heatfist the magic man. skeazy magician and fuckboy

ace is VERY likeable idk a single person who doesnt like him. even my non one piece friend likes him but i think shes weak to his freckles

i trade memes like pokemon cards. i look forward to this symbiotic relationship

arent unicorns the national animal of scotland…(or ireland maybe…) THAT WOULD MAKE ME THINK THEYRE REAL

I COULD ONLY BEAT SOME GAMES a lot i didnt but usually bc i got out of the rhythm of playing them and left them unfinished. when i was younger i made my older brother play the hard parts for me a lot LMAO. ALSO DO YOU WANT MY FLIGHT RISING DRAGONS. IDK WHAT TO DO WITH THEM ALL MAN I DONT PLAY ANYMORE

i love that sanji is arguably the most emotional of the group (aside from franky or chopper, but for them its just played for laughs) and that overemotional/low self esteem part is exactly what makes him so relatable. i actually really appreciate that oda gave that trait to a male character. sanji cries a lot and is overemotional and kind of hysteric sometimes jdvbvfjdk so im glad they didnt make it like nami or robin who was like that stereotype. GOD I REALLY CONVERTED U TO SANJI TOWN DIDNT I. SORRY WE’RE ALL HERE BECAUSE WE HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND PROJECT ONTO THE WEIRDO

*FROLLO X GOOFY????* 

I HATE ADMITTING THAT I THINK HE’S HOT BC HE DOESNT DESERVE IT. BUT I DO. I THINK SANJI IS HOT. I DO. UNFORTUNATELY. in that maroon wano suit…ODA WHO TOLD YOU TO DO THAT!!!!!!!

and yes law too…listen. i have a big heart, ready to love, [possessed by sanji]

the little scarf/ascot is the gayest part 

“"HE ALSO LOOKS SO SO PATHETIC 😭 SOPPING WET CAT OF A MAN" i LOVE how pathetic he looks. i like pathetic people so much.. like why are u like that.. making me pity u.. only in media tho never in real life 🙏🙏” exactly…PATHETIC FICTIONAL MEN GO HARD

I LOVE THE DOG ZORO SCREENSHOT HE LOOKS LIKE HES GONNA BITE SOMEBODY

AND USOPP KDSJNKJ I USE THAT ONE SO MUCH

i agree i like almost all of chopper’s other forms better than when hes a little baby 😭

IS THAT MAKIMA NSCKJAS???

also u are free to keep sending me e-letters but if you want to just message on discord that is also fine. as i said. message me whenever 🫡

lets see what we have for 2day...

#asks #replies #long post #march anon

[motochiri]

Lol no I was alone in my room and he got mad because I locked the door and he just wanted in to tell me something, it was really uncalled for 😂 tho some years later I had a best friend and we always had sleepovers, my guy was having a hard time in his home he kinda had serious domestic violence issues so I took him in whenever it seemed like he wanted out of that place, my family also got along really well with him because he's an extreme goofball, it was never an issue. So, time went by. Then I got a girlfriend, and my dad being an obvious boomer confessed to me he was relieved that I wasn't gay because he thought me and my friend were dating... I mean, can't a guy have a serious friendship without people thinking you're gay? jeez. No wonder men don't express their stuff as much. Nothing bad with being diverse at all but people get it all wrong a lot of the time and that's not exactly nice. I gotta admit me and my friend did watch the entire twilight saga together in my bedroom, I was curious about it because I liked a girl that was really into them, and he just rolled with it, we also went everywhere together at the time, and people are just not used to men being this close, so I guess we can't blame people believing stuff. But I guess I never cared about what people would think, actually an ex after some years apart told me that she thought I was kinda feminine because I wasn't jealous or violent ???? If people think masculinity is being a fucking jerk then call me the glorious gender neutral queen anon. I have spoken.

okay shoooookkkkk omggggg me & my lifetime bestie have the same problem LMAO everyone thinks we're secretly together bc we've lived together on & off since high school & we're super close but like girl idc i'll tell u if we're together LMAOO like why would i keep that a secret when im openly into girls............ IDK ppl are weird !! but yea unfortunately most dudes are that way so it's shocking when ur like............ normal LOL i wouldn't say those r feminine traits tho smh we stan the gender neutral queeennnnnnnnn

#sry l8 response hehe #ask #*

[mcl38]

why did i think u were british this whole time. i just now noticed the romanian and i have been following u for an embarrassingly long time. omg i'm so sorry.

i was going to ask u if the UK is really this puritanical bc like. i was raised by some right-wingers who taught me that if i even danced with someone i was not married to, i would spend eternity burning in hell, and i still couldn't rlly bring myself to care abt a guy in his mid-20s making sex jokes enough to be offended abt it. but i mean u are not british so that doesn't matter now.

this also begs the question why are ppl getting moral/life advice from multimillionaires. like if lando gets a STD, he just goes and gets treatment. if an american gets a STD, they go bankrupt. u rlly have to put how promiscuous u can be in perspective of ur circumstances unless u want gangrenous genitals from chlamydia. also like if ur george russell or lance stroll or max verstappen or— and u physically harm someone, all u have to do is issue an apology. if ur quite literally a normal person, ur going to jail for that shit like u cannot behave like a multimillionaire under any circumstances unless u are also a multimillionaire bc one of three things will happen: 1) jail, 2) bankruptcy, 3) the end.

sorry for making u read my incoherent thoughts again but i know u appreciate a good landogate. i just don't really get this one. like wow local man in his twenties cracks nsfw jokes w his friends and experiences horniness. did these people never become traumatized by omegle. bc this isn't abnormal behavior for a man in his 20s spotted in the wild online. it's actually quite tame.

hi anon! so like first off ur not entirely wrong abt the british thing - i am romanian but ive been living in the uk for like 4 years now, u mightve seen a reference to that and assumed i was english. but bc ive been living there for a while i can quite confidently say that no, english people are not generally puritanical at all, much less than in america anyways. maybe theres more value put on decorum and politeness but i generally associate religiously-fuelled prudishness with american protestantism lmao. anyways

my thing is ive just come back from a vacation where i had no roaming so i genuinely have no idea whether ive missed smth major lmao. from what i could tell the thing ur talking abt is lando making dirty jokes on stream and ppl allegedly getting upset at that (??) which unless thats all been happening on twitter and i just havent seen it bc i deleted the app (god bless) (likely), the whole 'drama' seems to stem from one clickbait article by a clickbait sports news publication that seems to b based in india rather than the uk. was this abt the way landos (british) friends responded to him on stream? bc from what i could tell they were also participating in the moaning and calling themselves daddy activities. otherwise like what predominantly british public did u see upset? its quite odd as a thing to happen

not saying this isnt a pattern w lando tho - back in 2020 idk if u were around but if u were, u should rmbr how dire the situation was. basically anyone who'd make a sex joke around lando was essentially corrupting god's most darlingest little baby boy, how dare they. theres a certain amount of infantilisation around lando that thank god isnt happening as much anymore but maybe its reared its ugly head again. or, if ppl r getting mad at him for Corrupting His Audience (if theyre getting mad at all - again ive only seen ppl saying it was totally fine and funny), then this just represents his full flip into the whore part of the madonna whore dichotomy. the same reason miley cyrus twerking at the 2013 vmas wouldve been so much more scandalous than another female singer that hadnt previously had a child-friendly teen star image.

i dont rly know how to address the whole life advice paragraph - i rly dont think lando talking abt a girl character in fortnite shooting cream out of her palms or propellers or smth is exactly life advice. lando specifically has quite a complicated relationship w his position as a role model and he often worries abt the 'advice' he gives ppl - smth thats also like, true, hes a v sheltered 23 year old who lacks a lot of normal life experiences bc his professional career basically started around age 7. idrk what to say abt the whole std thing bc like not only have i not heard lando talk actual details abt his potential promiscuity beyond a couple vague jokes, but also bc ive never had to think abt going into debt over chlamydia doamne pazeste. also like idk if i push someone nothing happens but if max verstappen does it on an international broadcast he has to do community service for it so 🤷🏻‍♀️ u win some u lose some. not rly sure of the point u wanted to make if im totally frank lol

tldr like yeah f1 drivers r mainly irresponsible athletes in an extreme sport and u shouldnt model ur life after them. but also op ur life sounds terrifying like 'jail / bankrupcy / the end' sounds like either the way US capitalism works (big up the prison industrial complex) or oscar wilde's new years resolutions in january 1895 lmao

#wondering abt 'again'? is this a recurring visitor #if so welcome back #r u the esteban / pierre anons from a couple days ago #or are you the oscar stan anon come back from the war?? if so missed u #anon #ask #lando #(vaguely)

[tryingahandinholdingapen]

(disclaimer that I don't know bnha canon at all and also reject roughly half of the fanon stuff I've found so)

I have a fic idea for bnha and idek if I want to read it or write it more but either way the idea keeps coming back to me

so shigaraki using video game terms

let's say that's partly bc he just enjoys video games and partly bc it's frequently a convenient metaphor/way of communicating stuff fast (like, u could say that guy over there has a Quirk that affects 10 metres in a radius around him, or u could say his attacks Aoe is 10m (don't be mad at me if I get terminology wrong lmao I'm just tryna get the gist of the idea across))

anyway

let's say this is a fic where

- dabi is touya todoroki

- several (but not all) of class 1-A have in the past or in the present strayed into vigilantism

- we have shinsou hitoshi in class 1-A bc I say so

- dabi/hawks

- hero commission bashing

- maybe some all might bashing?

I feel like I keep going off on tangents lmao anyway my main idea is that like basically Izuku forcibly adds all of Class 1-A (but no teachers) and all of the League of Villains to a discord or made up gc app, or gets someone else to do it, via hacking or smth like he doesn't approach them everyone just gets a notification of some form saying they've been added to a gc

and basically what happens is that several things are mentioned eg 1-A hating Endeavor, hints at vigilantism, and hero commission bashing, that makes the League slightly more inclined to listen, and then Izuku just fucking.

he makes it a video game basically lmao

everyone is aware that this is somewhere between an extremely extended metaphor and a weird agreement of challenges/engagement that only works if everyone keeps to the internally agreed rules, but everyone DOES keep to the internal rules of the game bc it's entertaining and bc it leads to more compromises that help both sides get shit done, it benefits communication and honestly why not. why not just see where this goes

izuku (and possibly another character or OC who is more believably villainish inclined?) plays like. narrator almost, assigning missions and conditions for failure/success etc. you can accept or refuse missions but there may be consequences

it's probably not actually discord they're doing this on it'd be some made up app for the purpose of the fic but it functions similarly in that it has channels/subgroups that only certain people can access. there's one for everyone, there's one for the League, there's one for all students, there's one for the vigilantes (some of 1-A plus Dabi), an anti-Endeavor one, etc etc etc. there's a lot of groups. the vigilante one may or may not be a separate channel to the one for those who r on the line between hero and villain (this includes Hawks, who is not a villain but loves Dabi, hates the hero commission, was sent to spy on the League by the Commission, and is constantly internally screaming at all times)

at first it seems there are only two overarching arcs/missions available: Hero or Villain, and everyone at first has to publicly pick one and it's v much 1-A vs League, tho the missions etc are subtly made so that they harm each other and bystanders slightly less than before the discord started

over time it becomes clear that 1) literally nobody there even the 100% heroes likes the commission the best case scenario is "I think it needs some reform to be effective and more ethical yikes" 2) its not just heroes and villains there's ppl in between. at some point there's how many is revealed but not who, after the first choice of Hero vs Villain (reform/imprison all villains and vigilantes and save as many as possible vs kill all might and in some way destroy the hero society structure type deal) nobody is necessarily obligated to tell anyone what they currently feel or their alliances or what they're aiming for

(Hawks causes complete fucking chaos at one point by posting on the main channel smth along the lines of "I'm going to cry someone else just approached me and I am now on five separate sides someone help me I am not this good at acting or time management I'm gonna get Caught I'm gonna Die I can't be a quadruple agent" to which naturally everyone went WHAT THE FUCK WHAT FIVE SIDES ARE YOU ON and THERE'S F I V E SIDES NOW and WHAT SIDE ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING WORKING FOR THEN etc)

(the five sides are in no particular order 1) the hero commission 2) the league 3) UA/Nezu 4) vigilantes 5) heroes who do not agree with the commission OR vigilantism)

(someone help Hawks he is so very very stuck)

(he refuses to clarify what side he's on but does clarify that "I'm not even sure I know rn I have some allies everywhere and some enemies...not everywhere but lots of places" and "but I can assure u I too hate the hero commission fuck the hero commission")

everyone involved keeps this shit QUIET okay nobody except those on the discord knows the discord exists

but it does still influence their actions

which means yeah there's UA teachers having a crisis bc "why are the League suddenly so quiet and not committing more violent crimes" "why did that hero student just let that villain run away..." "what is happening"

eventually the League of Villains becomes the League of Vigilantes, yay reformation sort of

all for one fucking dies

fuck the hero commission

there's reluctant "live and let live" attitude to the L of V but all of 1-A loves them

it's great

this isn't v coherent but idk how to explain it better I promise in my head it's amazing lmao

#fic idea #bnha #boku no hero academia

[eventhedarkestlightshines]

Caught at Coachella

Masterlist

Same AU - Caught on Instagram - Caught on Instagram part 2 - It Doesn't Matter What they Think

Pairing: Timothée Chalamet x Fem!Reader

Summary: Timothée and Y/N at Coachella as seen by Twitter

Notes: This is just an excuse for me to freak out over Utada Hikaru, Jackson Wang’s, CL’s and 2NE1’s performance at Coachella. No regrets. I decided to change things up and use twitter as it was more of a react in real time platform than instagram. I know I didn’t do this justice but I tried my best with the formatting and tweets. I also may be fudging the times that these performances were taking place, but I think Billie Eilish had a performance shortly after 2NE1? 

Not beta’d!

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User1 @user1 handle 

Guys! Timothée Chalamet and Y/N are at coachella!!!

[Photo]: Tim talking to a group of people with an arm casually slung over Y/N’s shoulder while she was facing slightly to the side talking to another group

User2 @user2 handle

Y/N’s so sweet, before we could ask anyone, she offered to take our photos with timmy and we had to ask her for a photo as well

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User1 @user1 handle

So Timmy and Y/N were just chillin, talking to a group of ppl. Normal right. I look away for one second and then from the corner of my eye, I see her mad dashing away with Timmy chasing after her… Uhh… what happened?

User2 @user2 handle

She must've found out about something cuz she looked Timmy in the eye, before dramatically clutching her chest and goes, “My dear sweet tea, it breaks my heart to say this but we must part now. I’ve been seduced and must leave you. Please forgive me.” I kid you not i thought… (1/2)

User2 @user2 handle

…she was going to cry. She had tears in her eyes and everything, but then she giggled out, “see you in an hour” then gave him a peck before running off (2/2)

User3 @user3 handle

😂 girl should be an actor

User4 @user4 handle

Timmy’s prob giving her some tips

User5 @user5 handle

Guess he didn’t want to wait that hr 🤣

User6 @user6 handle

Where was she going??

User7 @user7 handle

To one of the stages, i think 88ring?

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User1 @user1 handle

Y/N getting emotional and teary eyed at Utada’s performance

User2 @user2 handle

Who?

User3 @user3 handle

OMG OMG OMG, do u not know who that is

User4 @user4 handle

Utada Hikaru wrote and sang for kingdom hearts!

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User1 @user1 handle

We know Y/N is a kpop stan but she also knows Utada Hikaru! 

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User1 @user1 handle

LOL, someone’s a lil jealous

[Video]: Timmy pouting with his arms crossed. He said something to Y/N who looks distracted as she replies back to him. Video ends with Y/N, still distracted, gave him a quick peck on his cheek.

User2 @user2 handle

Wat r they saying?

User3 @user3 handle

T: u don’t even like this type of music

Y/N: *distracted* he’s part of GOT7, so ofc i know him… besides, I only know a few of his solo songs

T: for someone who only knows a few, u seem to be into it

Y/N hums: ur the one who followed me here, i told you to meet up in like an hour

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User1 @user1 handle

OMG OMG OMG DID YOU SEE THAT?? JACKSON TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF 😍

User2 @user2 handle

Timmy’s jaw drop and tried to cover Y/N’s eyes, she laughed and said, “u can’t be the only one with their abs out”

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User1 @user1 handle

[Video]: Camera focused on Y/N. CL just ended her Hello Btches performance. As soon as the next song started, the crowd went wild and Y/N’s eyes goes wide and her jaw dropped. Y/N: oh my god, oh my god.

User2 @user2 handle

Looks like we’re not the only one excited for this performance

User3 @user3 handle

Def a kpop stan 

User4 @user4 handle

First a MAMA doc feature and now Coachella, r they coming back?? Please come baaaaack, u know u want tooooo

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User1 @user1 handle

I stand corrected, i thought Y/N couldn’t get any more amped up until this solo artist brought in some people for a song

User2 @user2 handle

It’s not just any people! It’s 2ne1!!! They disbanded in 2016, anyone would freak out when they’re back performing!

User3 @user3 handle

THIS IS THE B-E-S-T!

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User1 @user1 handle

ARE YOU READY FOR THE B-E-S-T! Clearly, Y/N was not ready, she went all surprised pikachu

User2 @user2 handle

Tbh no one was ready, whoever said that they were are lying

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User1 @user1 handle

Ok, so we know coachella isn’t Y/N’s thing but she literally lit up once utada came on stage and her energy kept going for all the performances after, and when u thought she hit her final form, 2NE1 came out 

User2 @user2 handle

Whyd she even go if she wasn’t interested

User3 @user3 handle

@user2handle Cuz we love a supportive gf

User4 @user4 handle

Imagine if Big Bang ended up performing as well, she’d probably explode

User5 @user5 handle

Ok, we now know, she’s been kpop stan since 2nd gen

User6 @user6 handle

DID YOU SEE BIGBANG’S NEW SONG??

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User1 @user1 handle

From Utada Hikaru to Jackson Wang to CL to 2NE1, Y/N’s knows them all. She’s been lip syncing and dancing to their performances. We love a supportive bf Tim. 

User2 @user2 handle

He barely tolerated Jackson’s performance tho 😂

User3 @user3 handle

Tim got competition!

User4 @user4 handle

Watch out Timmy!

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User1 @user1 handle

LOLOL Y/N had to cheer Timmy up

[Video]: Timmy pouting and turning away from Y/N as she tries to get him to look at her. He stops and faces each other. Timmy held onto her wrists as she rests her hands on his cheeks. They stared at each other, sharing a soft look before Y/N started pulling his cheeks. This goes on for a while before they started laughing. 

User2 @user2 handle

Is he still sulking about jackson’s performance? 😂

User3 @user3 handle

I mean… it’s jackson 😋 i’d want him to step on me

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User1 @user1 handle

Timmy and Y/N at Billie Eilish’s performance 

[Video]: Timmy rocking to the performance while Y/N was next to him moving her head to the beat. 

User2 @user2 handle

looks like she's into Billie Eilish as well? 

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User1 @user1 handle

GUYS! I just caught Timmy and Y/N making out but by the time i took out my phone, they broke apart… I think they saw me… cuz they ran off

User2 @user2 handle

OMG REALLY?

User3 @user3 handle

Dw guys, i gotchu, it's a bit blurry but i got’em!

[Photo]: Timmy and Y/N locking lips, their bodies glued to each other. Y/N’s arms were wrapped around Timmy’s neck while his arms were around her waist.

User4 @user4 handle

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User5 @user5 handle

Looks like it was getting hot and heavy before they were interrupted

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Just fangirling. (TW: mental health issues, mention of suicide and depression)

Do you ever feel like some of the diaboys are so 💕💕💕? Like they make you fangirl but you know it probably won't even work, even if they're not vampires and murderers and abusers.

Like I ❤️❤️❤️ Ayato but he's way too much of a dumbass and we don't share one common point other than confidence and enthusiasm. 😂 That's what I love about him. Subaru makes me go even more cray with his protectiveness and he's much tamer so I dig that, but I have this thing where I avoid ppl who are like "don't come to me". It's only if they're nice again, that will work. So, no go. Unless we were classmates or something. Kanato would hands down kill me. Shu and I will just be not possible. At all. Unless there was some reason we had to be together. Say a project but I'll be doing all the work, I cannot go and boss ppl. At all, sucks. Reiji is just scary. Like he can actually hurt me and get to me. I read his mb route and cried. He triggers me. Not in a good way. Like I'd be so stressed and anxious with that boy. He'd make me go mad. Laito is just gorgeous and aesthetically pleasing. And if he was a bit toned down, like how he's in other routes rather than his, there's a high chance it'd be like awesome. But he's a creep so Yui's cool. The coolest tbh. Like how can one handle all of that and remain so ✨nice✨? M boys. Honestly, being mind read by someone is scary. No Kou for that reason alone. I'd be on edge. But in case idk abt that, he's the most likely mukami I'd go for. He happy. Happy ppl r noice, in my head. Plus he idol, he busy. I fangirl. Over, out. Cos Yuma looks like he'll hit me and he will and I'll cry. I'll have a full on kanato style crazy tantrum. I can't help it, ok? I'm a smol human. Azusa would either make me depressed and suicidal and I'd kill myself or he'd. Either that or I'll be like creeped out, stay away or if I get over that and I'm actually ok, then I'd be like I'm gonna play therapist and save this boy lmao. But I'm not into him romantically. Just like a charity case or something. Ruki is just meh. I think cat killers are just horrible and just we're way too alike with being overwhelmed with all sorts of shit and shutting ppl out so nope. It won't work. Carla out cos he wants to make babies like um no, that's too much! Shin too for the same reason but he seems nicer? Idk enough abt them and Kino. I'll decide after you translate their game routes.

I wanted to ask you how you'd probably deal with shit say if you were in Yui's cursed position? This is what I'd be, a mess.

If they weren't Vampires and their personalities/actions were a little more decent, I could see myself getting along with Shuu, Reiji, Ruki, Yuma and surprise ー even Carla. xD He's my least favorite character but I appreciate any guy who has COMMON SENSE. Yuma might seem like the odd one out on the list but he's actually very realistic and often the person calling out the other guys on their shitty behavior in the tokuten CDs.

Reiji & Ruki are also very organized and composed which is pefect for me because I'm someone who doesn't handle overly chaotic/all-over-the-place people too well. :'') I prefer to have a peaceful and quiet conversation instead.

#answered ask

[bbodysnatchers]

Tbh if you actually like answering early fandom questions I have like a million (btw it’s me again from the last 2)

You mentioned before that you were kind of out of the fandom by Danger Days but do you remember what the reaction was when Gerard talked about drinking again?

Did many og fans stick around or did they really turn on the band? Like I know you said bullets ppl hated revenge but did it grow on them eventually?

What did ppl think when Gerard and Lynz married???? That one I really want to know bc when I was newer in the fandom everyone kissed her ass like crazy and it seems like ppl have only recently realized she and msi aren’t the greatest.

Ok! Hey!!!! I kind of love you for all of these btw. this is gonna be LONG. SO yes, I was totally out of fandom at that point. However, I do follow a few blogs and I remember when the article was posted where he talked about his struggle with an ED and starting to drink again during DD. Personally, I was kind of. In shock? I didn't realize how much he was struggling at the end of it tbh. I think it also took a lot of older fans out a little bit too. It kind of made him a tangible human being rather than this formative icon we idolized. Saying that sounds awful. But at the beginning, because there was no social media, we had NO idea what the guys were actually like irl. They were human, obviously, but they were people we had put on a pedestal and we could project onto them, y'know? We had interviews and such, but the first glimpse we got into ~the real them~ was LOTMS, which was a highly edited version of the truth that fell into the stereotypes we kind of built. It glossed over Gerards addiction pretty rapidly. Reading his struggle at the end of MCR and DD broke my heart. This band did SO much for me, and a lot of us, but we never took into account how much it was taking from them or Gerard. That's all I can really say about it? Like I said, I wasn't in the fandom. So this was mostly my perspective. No one turned on the band. I think we just kind of grew up and started experiencing new things. Our interests change and merge as we get older. Some things I got from being an MCR fan stuck with me forever - i.e, my love of horror films and graphic novels, as well as my forever love of the guys. But the music wasn't what I needed anymore, yknow? I have diagnosed avoidant personality disorder, and severe depression as a result. My Chem helped me feel seen when I felt totally fucking invisible. It helped me form lasting friendships. I'm still friends with people I met in line to their shows in 2005, and on myspace. As I turned 19-20, my sadness started feeling more melancholy rather than anger. I listened to a lot of The National around then, and started getting seriously invested in film as a way of escapism. In regards to people hating revenge - I think a lot of people either left or stuck around for good. You can go back on old lj entries on the chemicalromance comm and read peoples reaction to Revenge songs. They hated how manufactured it sounded, hated how clean Gerards vocals were, HATED I'm Not Ok - thought it was too commercial for what they were prior. As someone who got into the via Revenge, it actually took some time to get used to the sound of Bullets! ALRIGHT. Ok. GERARD MARRYING LINDSEY. I wish I could figure out how to add a cut to tumblr now but IDK OK.  SOOO. Some background that y’all know but is needed for context. Gerard was in a LONG TERM relationship for YEARS with someone named Kat. No one has ever EVER seen her. Gerard only talked about having a girlfriend, thanked her in notes, and she is mentioned by some reporters sometimes (as goth looking). They break up. Gerard is ~technically~ single for like. a fuckin MONTH. then Eliza shit starts up (even tho she was alluding to being with him for fukin EVER). She fakes a pregnancy, they get engaged (around I Don’t Love You), shit was WILD. like BALLS TO THE WALL INSANE. I can go way way way more into this if y’all are interested just lemme know. THEY BREAK UP around the beginning of Pro Rev. Ok. OK. Within like. another fukin MONTH Gerard is seen MAKING OUT WITH LYNZ FROM FUCKIN MSI. They go to each others shows, seen holding hands ETC ETC. LIKE. THIS DUDE. This dude who had a LONG TERM GIRLFRIEND WE NEVER EVER SAW suddenly has had TWO PUBLIC RELATIONSHIPS IN THE SPAN OF NOT EVEN A YEAR.  also btw. We ALL thought he was gay, no fukin joke. Like I was saying earlier about not having any social media. We had an idea of what the guys were like from their stage personas and LOTMS. And like. Gerards Stage Persona is Loud. We thought Eliza mightve been a beard? Idk it was a weird time tbh.  BUT THEN THEN T H E N G AND L GET MARRIED????>>????? THEY HAD BEEN DATING A M ON TH. a MONTH. and they got fuckin MARRIED. The conspiracy theories, y’all, I can’t. IT WAS INSANE.  SO DUDE GETS ENGAGED TO SOMEONE, BREAKS UP, MAKES OUT WITH BASS PLAYER FROM MSI AND GETS MARRIED TO HER. ALL WITHIN T H R E E MONTHS.  goddamn.  So, ok. Last bit. Unfortunately the attitude towards language and WAS different back then. I know a lot of younger fans shit on older fans for saying so, but it WAS. It was totally different. MSI were seen as ~too cool, and their fans were pissed they went on tour with My Chem, etc. I wasn’t a fan, but I had seen them live a few times with a friend who was (not on Pro Rev). They just weren’t my thing and I hated Urines face. My friend who was actually a huge fan of BOTH msi and my chem separately was SHOCKED that G and Lindsey got together because their band and their vibes were so different. People mostly thought Lindsey was hot at the time but didn’t know anything about her, cuz again, no social media. Like, I cannot stress enough how much about these people we did not know. No one cared about their social lives or what they were like irl so we DIDN’T know how gross Urine and crew were. Like. A Huge factor as to why people were pissed and mad at Eliza was because she was making something Gerard obviously wanted to keep private into a public thing for attention and clout. Also, when he was being SO public with Lindsey it was shocking. Anyway I h8 msi. 

#LONG POST #LOOOOOONG POST #old bandom