#i wanna fuck that old man

[slothv]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THESE HOT ASS GILFS ❗️❗️

#gravity falls #stanley pines #stanford pines #happy bday #i love them #i wanna fuck that old man #☺️☺️☺️ #swooning over stans

[lucidicer]

"you figured me an amateur?" / "admittedly so"

#i wanna fuck that old man #caption is dialogue from a scene im spinning arodun in my head between this guy and another oc Grins #spins them around until they fall over #ts4 #ts4 edit #x

[lumibuns-blog]

HES SO

HES SO

HES SO HOOOT

His back AND HIS TOUNGE?!!

oml I need this man in more ways than one ☝️

#toji is my love #i wanna fuck that old man #i want to have his children #he's so babygirl #toji smut #toji x you #jujutsu toji

[30-3am]

I'M STILL NOT OVER THIS TANK TOP OUTFIT. I'M GOING FERAL.

i wanna hold onto his biceps while he fucks me 😊

#alana's thoughts #metallica #james hetfield #james my beloved #metal #80s metal #liltingoddesss #papa het #i'm not over any of the recent concerts #he's just so #weiug fweiuhfiy #i wanna fuck that old man #WHY DON'T METALLICA ACCEPT GROUPIES ANYMORE PLEASE #i wanna be james's fave groupie #(i'm pretending he doesn't have a girlfriend for good reason)

[insanegirlbloging]

why do i always fall in love with the walking red flag

#why am i like this #i wanna fucking scream #i wanna fuck that old man #i love lana del rey #i love old man #marina and the diamonds #coquette #lana del rey #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #girlblogger #female manipulator #femcel #lana del ray aesthetic #girlblog #doelette #americana aesthetic

[freakyd0ll]

Eazy-E fanfics are either the most gut-wrenching, tear-inducing thing or the most mid, recycled & reused storyline ever 🚶‍♀️

#i wanna fuck that old man #i wanna fuck him so bad #eazy e #nwa #fanfics #pet peeve #give me some good-ass storylines for once PLEASEEEEEEEE

[sisterruthisconcerned]

The way I want to grab his chin and yank him down and other………. AUUUGGHHHHH.

The gold jacket does things to me and like I don’t know if I can survive much more without him cause FUCCCCK

#i wanna fuck that old man #like look at his smugness #what a loser but I want him so bad #the band ghost #ghost #papa emeritus #papa emeritus iv #copia #cardinal copia

[fake00ut]

ugh there’s naobito content starting to be written the old man fuckers in the jjk fandom are finally FINALLY coming out of hiding and providing the much needed sustenance 🫶🫶🫶

#naobito zenin #jjk naobito #jjk x reader #fucking finally #thank u fellow old men fuckers for ur services #i wanna fuck that old man #thank u🙏

[uhhh-ghouls007]

Iz from last year. He still owns me

#i wanna fuck that old man #ofmd #our flag meets death #Izzy hands #my art

[cas---2y5]

i'm ngl to you guys Cain could absolutely fucking get it

#he's hot #i wanna fuck that old man #i like a little sex in my violence and a little violence in my sex #and i just KNOW he would dick me down so good

[mole-lesbian]

#midnight mass #monsignor pruitt #vampire priest #religious horror #i wanna fuck that old man

[lightbluuestars]

if Peemo got to be your boyfriend husband for the week, how would you spend it?

A WEEK?!! AN ENTIRE WEEK?!! oh my god i'd simply pass away (of love and happiness)

how should i put this, hm? just a day with this man would be enough!! (until it ends, then i'm empty for the rest of my life)

seven whole days of love and affection and appreciation for one another, oh my god

sunday would be particularly cozy, spending the day inside and just lovin on each other. hugs, kisses, cuddles, fueling each other for the week ahead. he'd have a ghoul tend to his plants, just for that day. preferably an earth ghoul, please.

monday would be kind of busy, having duties to attend to around the abbey and whatnot. inviting me out to his gardens and greeting me with an affectionate hug along with a sweet kiss. he'd show me around his gardens, pointing out specific plants and flowers he liked or thought i would like. the day ends with dinner and reading together in bed. i'd show him the pictures in my books, fascinated. (wwii books, i like them a lot, very interesting)

tuesday would come, and every morning is almost the same. waking up together, showering (depends on what mood we're in, together or alone), dressing, and leaving each other once again to preform our duties in the abbey. occasionally, i'd help him with his paints, but i don't often because i joke i don't trust myself with that kind of job. i simply cannot focus enough for that. this time, i invite him to have lunch with me, and we talk about what we had done earlier in the day, and what we will do. depending on our moods, we might spend the night in bed together pleasing one another, or we might stay outside and look at the stars. he likes to watch the stars, and points out constellations in the sky for me to look at.

wednesday arrives, and the morning is a free one. we shower together, and i attempt to apply his paints but fail miserably and end up a heap of laughter on the floor. he fixes his paints, taps my nose, and then we have breakfast. he brews some of his own tea, and i happily join him in sitting outside and enjoy the morning sun. we spend most of the morning outside, and he watches as i fashion flower crowns out of the clovers in the grass. (with his permission, of course.) i place one on his head, and one on mine. he smiles, and admires the crown i had made for him. the day ends with a nice bath (together, obviously) and doing our own thing before bed. he might finish up some paperwork, and i might end up drawing. a good day.

thursday is here, and he is gone when i wake up. turns out, he was needed somewhere, and left me alone. (sad, i know) i continue on with the day, barely even seeing him. i end up coming back and jumping his bones, and the entire night is spent together, making up for the lost time from the day.

friday, finally, and he's stuck in bed with a bad back. courtesy of last night's events. i take the day off, reassure him that his garden will be fine, because i asked a trusted earth ghoul to care for the garden. i care for him the whole day, brewing him tea and massaging his back. i draw a bath for him, with epsom salts, and leave him be for a while. after he's back in bed, i give him some painkillers and kiss his forehead, telling him to get some sleep. i stay up for a while longer, before retreating to bed and falling asleep next to him.

on saturday, his back is better and he can get back outside again. this time, he goes without the paints. it's a saturday, he can relax. he takes his time out in the garden, and will happily accept my help once i'm out there with him. i had brought him some tea and scones, and we enjoyed the morning together. the afternoon was spent in near silence, just existing together. the occasional turn of a page or the flutter of the curtains in the wind disrupted the silence, but it was well welcomed. we were happy together. the day ends curled around each other in bed, whispering words of affection until we drift off to sleep.

#i've been waiting for this #you don't even understand #primo #lightbluuestars answers #mutuals #would this count as #primo x reader #???? #can you tell i'm obsessed #i think you can #i wanna fuck that old man #so bad

[woohooincoffin]

punk is really injured i thought it was a bit 🤒

#i wanna fuck that old man #im paying zero attention if im being honest

[funnylemonstup]

Мой муж

#art #fandom #fanart #dhmis fanart #dhmis roy #dont hug me im scared #dhmis 2 #dhmis family #dhmis yellow guy #i wanna fuck that old man

[insanegirlbloging]

im the other woman

#the other woman #im cryin #or maybe it's just me #lana del rey #girlblogger #female manipulator #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #femcel #coquette #lana del ray aesthetic #girlblog #doelette #americana aesthetic #i wanna fucking die #i wanna fuck that old man

[freakyd0ll]

There is literally not a single day that goes by without me thinking about Eazy-E. He's literally my Roman Empire rn

#i wanna fuck that old man #i wanna fuck him so bad #nwa #eazy e