#i wannna fuck him

[linos-kitten]

actually going insane rn, istg i'm gonna throw a chair on someone soon because MY MAN IS JUST SO FUCKING FINE LIKE I JUST WANNA FUCK HIM AND OH GOD THE THINGS I'D DO TO HIM..

#linos-kitten #stray kids #lee know #lee know smut #stray kids lee know #skz #skz lee minho #i'm delulu #lee know is so fucking fine #he's driving me insane #i wannna fuck him

[isasan347]

I actually feel like crying/pos

You drew him so-🥹🥹🥹

Thank you so much I don’t know how much I can say thank you you made my entire day🛐

:DD You’re welcome, I’m glad!! Reading this makes me happy so you’re good :D

#this is so fucking cute omg #it’s ok dude 👍 I love him already #I wannna know more about him #do you have some backstory for him?

[bewby]

have you all scissors by han jisunged today

#THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE FUCKING SONG BY HIM AND HE HASNT EVEN RELEASED IT LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ISNWRONG WITH YOU. I WILL KILL YOU #you giys i. don't even wannna bring up how i was acting when i firsz saw this. IT WAS ....... I WAS LEGIT. ON TJE FLOOR. #I NEEDD TO PUT THIS SONG IN MY MOUTH AND EAT IT. #TREATING THIS SONG LIKE THR FINEST WINE AND BABY I'M A WINE CONNOISSEUR........

[sinnbaddie]

Why is Askeladd’s headcanons full of (x readers)? Like can yall just talk about what he likes and dislikes instead?? Some of us just wanna hear about ppls thoughts on his character !!

#Askeladd #vinland saga askeladd #I wanna know if he would drink wine instead of ale #I wanna know if he supports Israel or not! #I wannna know shit about HIS character I don’t give a fuck about your delusional relationship with him please !!😭

[waveofmutilation-uksurfmix]

now and then i think of all the times you screwed me over

but had me believing it was always something that I'd done

#vent tw #my abuser just reblogged an autism creature meme?? #same guy who got mad at me several times for not knowing social cues… yk due to me being fucking autistic #same guy who sent me tiktoks that were horrendously ableist against autistic people with zero warning #as if I was his fucking… token autistic friend or something #hes neurodivergent i get it but like… hes very allistic and never took any fucking time to learn how to be an ally to his autistic friends #and when I called him out on his ableism he always just “soryr im a ba d friend… im an asshole i wannna kms…” #so then I’d have to be the one to comfort him when he was the one who was being shitty

[transmaschorndog]

i looove watching myself have sex on video this is like the third time ive gotten off to it this week

#i wannna sell content but i really dont wanna do solo stuff cause i dont think its as hot and i dont like solo penetration as much #need someone to fuck and film me #literally best thing abt old fwb is he Always videoed jf i ever talk to him again ill ask him to send me everything that he hasnt yet #imagine if someone videoed my rape. and then raped me while they made me watch it

[maidofmetal]

i have to sell my l7 concert tickets because the next day is my uncles memorial services and i’m so upset n it’s stupid but 🤬

#i never get to go to any concerts because of my disability #because of inaccessible venues or chronic pain or fucking recovering from surgery #or just a million other things that i have issues with because i’m fucking disabled a #and i got tickets for me my mom n my sister #but my moms like you can go another time #which like. kinda true #tbh idk how much l7 performs #but i just wannna go to a concert so fucking badly #iv been to 2 shows since 2017 and im so frustrated #like i can’t even go by myself nor can i go and just get up the next morning #cuz concerts drain all of my energy #and i literally don’t even know how to express how hard it is to not be able to go to concerts #like im a punk grrrl and i can’t even see l7 #screaming and crying #metal speaks #she said we can’t keep waiting to bury him #HES BEING CREMATED ITS FINE ?????

[crabs-but-better]

narrative cycles fucking suck bro

#TELL ME WHY I CANR STOP YELLING AT MY BROTHER THE SAME WAY MY MOTHER YELLS AT ME #I DONT WANNA BE HER NARRATIVE FOIL I DONT WANNNA BE THE NEXT STEP JN THE CYCLE #CAN I JUST BE MY OWN FUCKING PERSON #all he did was not remember that i wanted to use the shower first and i yelled at him for it #I HATE THIS I HATE RHIS I HATEEEDGSHSHDH #BITING SCREAMING CRYING ON THE DLOOR I WANNA PUNCH A FUCKING WALL FUCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

[tumblerlove]

I really needed Simon with an unknown breeding kink and definitely a daddy kink 🫠😌

Simon never really gave much thought about having children one day. He didn't think he'd get an opportunity to meet someone and love them enough to have children with them. He didn't know if he would even make a good father really...until you of course

You guys had been dating for quite a while before getting engaged a few months ago. You couldn't be more excited to get married to Simon, and neither could he to you. He was excited to get to call you his wife. He even wore an engagement band, too. Letting everyone know that he was proudly taken...

Today, you and Simon were at a family gathering with your family. Simon liked your family a lot. They accepted him with open arms and never made him feel uncomfortable. He had been watching you from afar while sipping his beer sitting next to one of your cousins who was sharing a story

He watched you play with one of your little nieces and nephews. Simon was watching you make them smile and laugh. He had a tiny smirk on his face thinking about how your children would be loved like that and more. He watched you pick up your niece, put her on your hip, and she rested her head on your shoulder, latching on to you, and Simon couldn't help but look at you in wonder. He knew that you would be an excellent mother. He'd never thought about this before... but he can't help but wonder what you would look with a bump on you....from his doing.

Shit... you'd look good is what you'd look like. He's imagining you walking around wearing his shirts because yours aren't fitting anymore. He's imagining how your tits would look all big from growing. How everyone would know he did that to you and your carrying your twos child.... and how everyone would know how you came about said child

After coming back from the gathering, you went to get ready for bed in the bathroom while Simon changed. You changed into panties for the night along with one of Simon's big t shirts. His thoughts came running back from earlier seeing you in his shirt. All your missing is a swollen belly...shit

"Love, do you want children or want to start having them?" Simon's blurts out as you crawl next to him into bed. You looked at him a little shocked just from how random the timing was. "I mean, I would love to have kids with you Si, um I didn't really give much thought when to have children really I don't think it matters too much to me" you say to him still looking at him with curiosity. "Why's this coming up right now, Si?" You ask him as you reach across to brush his hair off his forehead. He gently grabs your wrist, pulling you closer to him, grabbing a hold of your waist and hauling you on his lap

"Because I uh saw you earlier with your nieces and nephews and couldn't help but think... " he pauses, not sure what your answer will be. "How good you would look carrying my- our child" You look at him for a second and think about what it would be like having Simon's child and raising them with you and Simon's looks and personality...

It made you happy to think about it. "I wouldn't mind carrying your child. Raising them with you sounds wonderful," you tell him as he leans across to kiss you softly. "You think I'd make a good father?" He asks with worry on his face he didnt wannna be like his father and you knew that..."Yes, of course Simon all kids like you... you would do so well being a father an amasjng one," you tell him with a kiss

He looks at you, and he knows what's he's gonna say now. "Can I make that happen now... I wanna start now," he says with big eyes, looking at you

You think for a second and think to tease him for just a second before you say yes to start now. "Well, what if someone says something at the wedding if I get pregnant beforehand?" You say faking worry. "I don't give a fuck if your pregnant at the wedding let someone say something...I'll handle it" he says starting to plant kisses to your neck

You tell him, "I won't take my birth control tonight." You look at him with a smile. The second, the words leave your lips, he flips you both over. Having you lay on the bed on your back, him hovering above. "I'm gonna fuck my cum into you every chance I get love until it sticks" Simon says while pulling his shirt off while you take your top off too. "No I'm fucking you with it on...it looks good" he says. He removed your panties pushing your shirt up over your stomach to reveal your already soft tummy that he's gonna fill up, and that cunt...my god he's gotta touch you

Simon starts rubbing his massive hand up and down your slit. He separates your slit seeing your hole dripping down and your clit was twitching aching to be touched. He massages your hole gathering your wetness to use over your clit. "Mmm Si that feels good" you whine to him holding onto the sheets while he keeps playing with your clit. He's massaging your clit so good and firm it's sending such pleasure through your body. "Ginna give you my fingers then my cock hun" he smiles at you as his other hand comes up teasing your hole. "Please Si please" you whine to him, trying to grab a hold onto anything, wanting more

He finally pushes his finger inside of you "Oh fuck" you groan his finger feels bigger then yours does and warm. You loved it so much. He starts pumping his finger inside of you, finding your g-spot, and then adding another finger. Hes doing this while still rubbing your clit. "Oh, I'm so close, Si," you claw at his biceps, holding on to him. He quickens his fingers on your clit adding to your pleasure even more. Your shaking as your cumming and your toes curling. "Fuck that's it...took my fingers so good...time for my cock" he says in your ear while planting kisses all over you

He spreads your legs farther apart, rubbing your thighs up and down. "I'm gonna fill you up and I don't care how long it takes us" he says while pumping his cock. You're whining just looking at his dick it always was a little stretch when he put it in but it felt so fucking good too. "Please fuck me...please...wanna make you a daddy for real" you whine starting to lose your mind a little wanting his cock inside you and his cum. He groans. "Oh shit your in for it now, love" hearing you say that to him, he loses it and plunges inside of you. Both of you grunting out and your cunt clenching down onto Simon. "Your pussy feels so good" he's grunting out in between his thrusts. "Fuck Daddy keep going I-uhh" you try to say to him till he moves your legs up to ears putting you into a mating press. Simon's hovering above you basically humping his cock inside of you getting as close as possible to fuck his cum right in

He snakes his hand down to your clit while his mouth latches onto one of your nipples licking at it. Its all so much stimulation coming from everywhere you can barely get words out at how good Simon's fucking you. He's making sure that you feel good before him and you are. "I'm gonna, mmm." you can't speak his thrusts getting faster "Me too uh me too" he's grunting out his face shows he's losing all restraint getting ready to cum. His thrusts are getting sloppy while his fingers are spending up onto your clit. You both are cumming at the same time, your clenching and dripping around Simon's cock while he just keeps emptying himself inside of you ropes and ropes of cum hoping it sticks

He doesn't move for a while until he thinks his cum is really inside of you good. He slowly pulls his cock out while looking at your cunt and watches his cum flood out of you. "Mm can't have that" he says before pushing his fingers inside of you again to push his cum back in causing you to groan from being sensitive. "Gotta make sure it sticks, honey." he looks up at you with a smile...fuck it's gonna be a long night

#simon riley smut #simon ghost x reader #ghost x reader smut #ghost smut #simon ghost riley #daddy k!nk

[oldmanffucker]

I LITERALLY sorry for caps

i literally could write a dissertation abt the way House tackles grief. i really could.

this patient with the brother has me losing my entire marbles. this patient's brother died as a child, and in response to the grief, his mother removed all photos of christopher, stopped mentioning him-- they pretended he never existed. but his brother kept 1 photo of him, heard his voice, wanted to remember him. asked to hear more about him. and his mom was so reticent to do it. the patient was hearing christopher's voice as 1 of his symtpoms, and when he was cured, lamented that christpher was now gone. and now, his mom pulls out an envelope of all the pictures of christopher, letting them remember together.

the feeling of being/feeling unable to grieve your loss, either bc of internalized or external messaging that grieving is for some reason unsafe is called disenfranchised grief.

experiencing disenfranchised grief means you're not able to grieve fully, properly. remembering your person keeps them alive. Only death without love, without remembrance, is permanent.

someone dying doesn't mean they aren't in your life anymore, even if no one else remembers them.

you remembering them keeps a piece of them alive. what the fuck these episodes are cinema. i wannna show these to my grief specialist classmates lol

#(spoiler for end of show) and THEN all of this as a fucking parallel to the great house/wilson death debacle of 2012 !!!!!!!!!!!!!! #this parallel is holding up the evidence that someone dying doesn't mean they aren't in your life anymore #even if no one else remembers them. #copy & pasting all my finale (to me in this context this is the last 3 epsides) thoughts from twitter here #i bet someone actually has written about this #i'll investigate #house #text post #house md #gregory house #james wilson #my post #grief #house finale

[toothlespoggers]

AAAAAAAAA STIMMING STIMMING JUST WATCHED EPISODE 4 (I think) OF THE NEW SEASON OF DRAGONS RISING AND BOY THIS SEASON IS SUCH AN IMPROVEMENT FROM THE FIRST AND ITS SO GOOD AND ITS AMAZING AND COLE IS SO FUCKING GAY FOR THAT GUY AND THEYRE SO GAY THEYRE SO GAY, THAT GUY WHATS HIS NAME

DID YOU SEE THE WAY HE LONGINGLY LOOKED AT COLE NOT ONLY HAS THIS SEASON FIXED ALL THE CHARACTER WRITING FLAWS THAT THE PREVIOUS ITERATIONS OF NINJAGO HAD BUT IT ALSO CONFIRMED COLE GAY HE GAY FOR THIS MAN, THEYRE SO GAY, NO ONE STARES AT ONE PERSON THE WAY THIS GUY DOES AND ISNT GAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND ZANE WITH THE FRONICKY PLUSH AAARGHHH I CANT BELIEVE THIS THEYRE LETTING ZANE REST? WHAT HAVE I BEEN SAYING YALL EVEN IF TUMBLR HASNT EXPERIENCED ALL OF MY NINJAGO OPINIONS, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND I HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS THAT ZANE NEVER GETS A BREAK. HES ALWAYS WORKING, HES ALWAYS FORCED TO GET UP AND DO STUFF BUT THIS SEASON HES PLAYED VIDEO GAMES AND STAYED BEHIND, HES CHILLING WITH THE FROG MAN AND ITS SO GOOD AND AAAAAA I WANNNA WATCH MORE EPISODES BUT I WATCH IT WITH PEOPLE SO I HAVE TO WAIT BUT IT IS THE BEST.

I love the ninjago writers SO MUCH if anyone has like any information on the behind the scenes decisions and stuff that’s gone into the development of this season that’s changed and improved the previous issues tell me I wanna know! Argh I’m so happy, they finally gave Cole a family outside of the ninja team because let’s be real Cole was kinda sidelined for ages he needs a nice family of people who respect him and also he needs a hot purple boyfriend to look after him!

Lloyd isn’t an npc, he’s a human being with flaws?? Like actual? Logical? Flaws? He’s not just a main character anymore?? His flaws aren’t even super annoying either. And like CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW FUNNY IT IS THAT TIKTOK AND YOUTUBE CANONICALLY EXIST? THE NINJA ARE LIKE, TUMBLR SEXYMEN??? IN THE LEGO UNIVERSE?? THATS SO FUNNY, WHAT?

all the jokes feel like actual people talking, the writing feels natural for the first time in years! Zane isn’t constantly abused, he’s happy and frog man is the best character and if Lego doesn’t immediately release mini figures for frohicky and all the other minor characters that are pretty important I’m going to Sue.

also I haven’t watched the next episode but if it doesn’t explain what happened with Zane to end up with a frohicky plushie I’m going to go ballistic, alright?

Hot take but I’m glad Jay isn’t there anymore ik he’s probably going to come back but he’s honestly the worst ninja nowadays. And also, KAI CHARACTER ARC FIXED??

KAI ISNT INSUFFERABLE UNLEARNING AND RUDE ANYMORE HES AN ACTUAL GROWING CHANGING PERSON NOW, AND LIKE I USED TO HATE THE SELF INSERT NEW GUYS BUT THEYRE SO WELL WRITTEN NOW IT JUST MAKES ME LIKE EM’ and sure Aaron can get a little annoying but he’s so autistic coded like openly autistic coded he’s like “is there a social cue I’m not picking up on?” COME ON, MAN. COME ON!!

also like I said, girlie, baby, Sora, honey, you are the GOAT. WE STAN!

also if something ever happened to Zane couldnt sora just like, fix him on the spot?

my only complaint is the fact the ninja haven’t just taken off the masks before the wolf people turn all magic-y like bbg just take it off.

one last thing, JUST SAY CHIMA, WE ALL KNOW THAT GUY IS FROM LEGO CHIMA DONT HIDE IT EMBRACE IT. AAAAA

also that skeleton lady kinda..

Look I’m an undertale fan I have skeleton brainrot, ok? Don’t judge me

#lego ninjago #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago dr spoilers #ninjago dr s2 #dragons rising spoilers #dragons rising ninjago #dragons rising

[11queensupreme11]

damn poseidon's sons want to be a bunch of motherfuckers huh. and i can defjnitely see him with only sons and starts regretting ever having them once he sees they inherited his yanderenes. doesn't even have the safety net of platonic yandere kids. he needs to watch out cuz they wannna fuck his wife

then he realizes maybe percy just needs to start popping out daughters so the sons can turn to them instead. amen. god bless this family

that's gonna take a while cuz isn't poseidon famous in the myths for mostly having sons and very very little daughters??? good luck to him (and good luck to percy's womb 💀)

Poseidon: stay away from your mother. if you want to fuck someone so bad then fine, we'll give you some sisters instead

Spawn #127813: But mom IS our sister

#👸🏻| asks #👸🏻| arsenic blues

[steddie-as-they-come]

zombie apocalypse au here we go. i am so cringe

Steve heard the telltale click coming from his empty gun. "Fuck," he swore. With a swift movement, he slid the gun back into his thigh holster and reached for Eddie.

A grin crept across Eddie's face as he felt his husband's fingers sneaking under his shirt. "Aw, you wannna do this right now, Stevie?" he cooed, kicking a zombie in the face and knocking it backward. A familiar weight disappeared from his back.

"Love to!" Steve said, spinning around with Eddie's extra gun in his hand. "But I don't think these jackasses know the concept of 'alone time'."

"Booo," Eddie said. He patted behind him for Steve's extra knives, unsheathing them in a practiced move.

"If we can get the shitheads to leave us alone when we get back to the bunker, I'm all yours, Eds." Steve said.

Eddie slit a zombie open and twirled Steve into a kiss, short and sweet. "Looking forward to it." he winked.

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #zombie apocalypse #my friend texted me randomly and asked me to write smth and so this is what i gave her #i don’t plan on continuing

[albedosarmpit]

VENTI NSFW ALPHABET

Might do more nsfw alphabets or something, gonna try to keep this gender neutral if I mention him sucking cock just imagine I mean eating you out or something, also this was written between like two days while I was sleep deprived so I’m sorry if I mess things up (contradict shit and yeah)

Alsoalsoalso my dms are always open if people wannna rant about characters or someshit like that just please be 18+ or something like that- 17 year olds are on thin fucking ice

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Depending on what you guys had done it varies what the aftercare is like but overall it’s Venti drunk on pleasure (also probably alcohol) and he just touches your body as you both lay there exhausted probably covered in each other’s cum and sweat saying sweet nothings over and over to you saying how much fun it was and how good you looked under him and he would make fun of you by saying you look pathetic covered in his cum as he hugs you and pulls you closer

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On his own Body Venti loves his hands, he loves wrapping them around your own body as well as tracing his own little paths on your body, he’s very skilled with his hands and this is very obvious to you when he’s teasing you chest and fingering your hole, he knows exactly what to do to the point that if he wanted to he could do it with his eyes closed and still make you feel amazing

On your body he loves your torso, he loves putting his hands on your body and watching it rise as you slowly breathe in and out as he gently fingers you, your torso also counts as a place to rest his head so it’s a double win

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Ventis cum tastes divine, it’s abnormally tasty, another weird fact about ventis cum is that when he cums he always cums a ton and whenever you ask about it he mumbles something about how he’s a god that much just comes out, also whenever he is turned on he also leaks precum, it’s super obvious whenever you tease him too much you can see a small stain on his crotch, both of you love the taste and he loves kissing you and sharing his own cum with the two of you

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves your scent, this is obvious to you but a secret you don’t know is that since he controls wind he always makes sure to blow your scent to him making sure your scent is stuck to him and won’t forget it, he’s scared of how you would make fun of him and that’s why he keeps it from you

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He’s over 2000 years old he has fucked a lot of people but he never talks about his past lovers to you unless he’s super drunk and even then it’s only in passing, he would sing about romance and lovers doing things and in a drunken mumble he says that it’s actually about him and the crowd would simply laugh although you have evidence that he isn’t bluffing when he sings about how good he is with his hands

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Venti loves seeing you lay on your back, looking up at his as he leans forward and fucks you, his sweat dripping onto your body as he looks down at your face, his hands on your sides, his thumbs moving up and down as he whispers saying how good you look under him and how pretty you are as he slams into you saying you take him so well even though he is a god and so far above you

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Venti is very goofy in the way that he will not take super sex super seriously but does know when to he and when not to tell jokes (as all good bards do) so he does stop telling jokes sometimes

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Venti doesn’t treat his pubic hair, yes he obviously washes it but he never trims or shaves unless you want it gone and even then most of the time he comes up with excuses as to why he can’t mostly because he can’t be bothered. Both Ventis armpit hair and pubic hair are the same as the hair on his head, he even has some of the ends dyed and grows slightly, his hair is thick all throughout and the patch above his cock grows in a triangle shape and with how long some of the hair grows if you look while he’s in his Barbetos outfit you can see some of the hair poking out and you always make fun of him for it.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s very romantic, almost so much that you almost burst out laughing at just how cliche he gets with his pick up lines and compliments, he’s also very sensual and sweet most of the time when he’s not too drunk in pleasure and frotting against you mumbling random nonsense into your ear

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He can’t help it. Venti loves seeing you so much he might just jerk off next to you while your sleeping, he doesn’t care but he jerks off at least 3 days a week and most, if not all of them, are using you as the material, weither it be thoughts of you, seeing you, your scent, anything.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praise kink: he loves praising you, telling you how good you feel and how amazing you are, he can’t help but compliment you no matter what it’s about.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Diluc has a special bedroom upstairs for him and so Venti loves taking you up there and having sex there, Diluc has kicked both of you out of their for being too loud but Venti doesn’t mind finishing it outside, although it is hard holding him up and carrying him somewhere when you two are done, it doesn’t help how loud he is in general.

(I’m so bad at names of places in genshin but) Venti loves fucking you while laying in the grass of the giant fucking tree in monstadt, he loves how free he feels there, although the clear view from outsiders Venti uses his ameno powers to cover the two of you, although that depends on how the two of you feel that day.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Your reactions to him, the way you react to him fucking you or just teasing you, Venti loves seeing how you react to his touch and his words, telling you how you feel around him, how you react when he fills you up and hugs you, the way you tense when he wraps his arms around you

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

As much as Venti loves hearing you moan and cry out he couldn’t bare actually making you bleed, scratches are fine but only when you do it to his back. Venti knows he’s a god and knows scratching you won’t pierce the skin but that fear is very real to him and something he worries about a lot, although he won’t say it to you directly and it’s something you have to force a conversation about and walk through slowly.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Giving Oral: Venti much prefers to give you oral, he’s much better at it than anyone, he knows exactly how to use his tongue, it doesn’t matter what genitalia you have he knows exactly how to please it and make you finish in his mouth in mere seconds, his years of experience truely don’t go to waste. He loves looking up at you and hike doing it all, seeing the way you breathe and how vulnerable you become just from his tongue. If you’re really desperate he would let you pull on his ponytails

Receiving Oral: Venti is very sensitive and no matter your experience he’s very vocal and needy, his hands instantly go to the back of you head, for support, he may lightly rub your cheek as he forces you further down into his cock, pretty much burying you into his pubic hair as you choke on his cock

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Venti is often slow and sensual at the start at least, he prefers fucking into you quick and hard and then slowly pulling out and going again, making you beg as he slowly pulls out, if he was tired he would 100% be all over the place, his thrusts being erratic, might be quick and rough one minute and then instantly slower

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Venti loves quickies even though he gets so sleep afterwards, it would be so obvious that it happened since he would seem extremely exhausted and sweaty in afterwards, however he would never pass down the opportunity for quickies even the location wouldn’t matter for him as long as you initiate it

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Venti has lived for over 2000 years, he doesn’t have anything left to loose (in terms of self respect) meaning if you want to risk something he is down for whatever the fuck it is, you want to fuck ONTOP of the statue in front of the cathedral? He will fly you there and fuck you again and again if that’s what you wish.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Venti can go tons of rounds!! He has the stamina fit for a god- kinda… We talked about how much Cum Venti has and well he can’t last very long before shooting his load, although he he can go at LEAST 4 times before starting to get tired but depending on what you’re doing to him that may only be about 10 minutes in total

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Venti doesn’t really have conventional toys, through many years he’s figured out just how to use his Ameno energy as stand-ins for toys, he could make a dildo, fleshlight, everything like that with Ameno power alone. Although he does love the idea of using actual toys on you and vice-versa. He loves the idea of sharing a double ended dildo with you.

He had begged you to use a vibrating butt-plug on him before and turn it on during his public shows yet one time you turned it on and you could tell he instantly came, he was completely drunk yet he ran past Diluc to behind the bar just to try and calm down

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Venti loves teasing you, using just the tips of his fingers on your genitalia lightly teasing and stroking instantly breaking you as he said just how much he loved seeing you like that. Venti is too much of a tease it’s crazy, although he never makes you edge whatsoever, he’s too impatient for that

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Loud loud loud

He’s loud and annoying and everyone can hear his sounds and yells, he’s somehow even louder than when he’s drunk, and when he’s drunk and having sex he’s even more loud, his pants, moans and every little thing he says echos around, he doesn’t try to be quiet though, he never shuts up unless it means you would be in danger

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Venti 100% has done a “private show” where he goes to the back to whichever pub he’s at and allows whoever is there to fuck him over and over again, that pleasure is something he loves and never gets enough of. Although he hasn’t done that after he met you, you’re much more worthy of his time than any number of people attending private shows

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Despite him being a god he’s not the biggest out of all the others, his cock is only about 6 and a half inches when flaccid and goes up to 7 and a half when fully erect, his cock is pretty thick as well, he loves how big his cock is just because of how surprised people get when they see it (when he’s in desperate need of money he bets people to guess his size and they always guess something smaller)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He is almost always horny (he’s a bard so it makes sense) no matter what he’s doing he can always show how horny he is, even though he’s a sly bard he’s not very hard to read when he’s in the mood

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Almost instantly, he gets so tired after cumming and it’s only a matter of time before he closes his eyes and rests ontop of you, even if his cock is still inside of you that won’t stop him from yawning and sleeping on you

#venti smut #genshin smut #genshin impact smut #venti x y/n #nsft alphabet #venti x reader #venti x reader smut

[cherriesfromeden]

kiss her you fool

...

[requested : no]

[pairing : eddie kasbrak x fem!reader]

[summary : you and eddie have been avoiding confessions with each other but richie's finally gotten tired of that game and at a sleepover at bill's, everything comes crashing down.]

[warnings : none but i used some of this song lyrics in this and they do not belong to me! they will be italicized. also this is kind of long. beware.]

...

it was a lazy day down at the quarry and the losers were all by the shore or in the water, messing around. richie, mike, ben, and stan were in the middle of a water fight while beverly, and bill were watching with amusement. the last two losers, you and eddie, were strolling along the shoreline, making small talk.

"wait, really?" eddie looked up, confused. "you didn't bring a towel?"

"yeah...no i forgot one. i'll just lay down on bev's until you guys get out of the water." you said as you took her towel from the fallen log and unfolded it.

"but it's almost a million degrees! you should at least sit near the water so you don't die of heatstroke." his hands fluttered over his inhaler nervously.

"hey! HEY!" richie, who had already been in the water with the others now was wading back towards the shore. "eds you should leave y/n alone she doesn't wannna bone so c'mon!"

eddie's face flushed and he glanced at you quickly before following richie back in the water.

what he didn't notice is that you seemed just as embarrassed as him, if not more.

"eds, please. for the love of god. fucking tell her!" richie hissed at him when they got back to the others.

"what? no! she probably doesn't even feel the same! why would i tell her now? i mean, it would probably ruin everything that-" eddie was interrupted by a splash of water hitting him in the face, courtesy of richie.

beverly mumbled a few curses next to bill as she watched the two friends start to argue. she knew that you thought the same thing about eddie and she had very similar conversations with you.

bill, who had talked to both of you, was even more frustrated. it seemed like neither one of you would ever blurt out your feelings for fear of rejection when that was the last thing that would ever happen.

"i hate this." bill muttered, sinking down in the water so his mouth was barely above it. bev looked over at him and chuckled slightly. he knew she felt the same but she found it more interesting to see what would ever happen, if anything did.

"TELL HER!" she heard richie scream.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" eddie yelled back and beverly heard a splash, which she knew came from eddie.

after a minute of silence, bill and beverly glanced worriedly at each other, then to the shore where you were curled up in the sun, to eddie and richie. the two boys were having what seemed to be a very quiet argument, which was unlike them.

bill swam over and, after a slight hesitation, bev followed him.

"tell. her. goddamn this eds! come on i promise that you won't regret it!"

"there is nothing more i would regret if she said no!"

"okay this is so stupid. i'll tell y/n myself then."

eddie glared at his best friend. "you wouldn't." at this, richie smirked and raised an eyebrow.

"would i?"

eddie stood there, not knowing what to do. he gaped at richie and waited for him to splash him again or say it was a joke but he was still there with a grin on his face while all his other friends watched from a few feet away.

"what- no you woul- would you? oh shit. oh god. richie please no." eddie spluttered.

"don't be a fool, tell her you think she's cool." richie replied, moving next to ben since he was the least likely to smack him.

"guys? hey, guys!" your voice called from the shore, making everyone turn to you. "it's getting later and i've got to be home for dinner! see you later!" and with a wave, you grabbed your things and left.

"bye y/n!" beverly called and mike waved.

"see you tomorrow!" ben yelled. richie hollered something about seeing you later tonight before he leaped onto eddie before he could say anything close to goodbye. stan and bill were busy pulling the two apart to do much other than give you a quick glance but you got the message.

humming in content, you made your way back home.

...

the next day came rather quickly for you. the plan was that you, richie, beverly, and eddie were going to get ice cream and catch a movie before you met up with the others at bill's house for a sleepover.

beverly was supposed to pick you up any minute now and you were rushing around, looking for socks.

there was a knock at the door and you grabbed the first pair you saw and ran to answer.

beverly looked down at you, her eyes twinkling merrily.

"hello there." she said, squatting down so she was at eye level while you tied your shoelaces. "are you gonna do it? i can drag richie away for a little while but you better not waste that time n/n. today's the day!"

"no way." you scoffed and stood up. you snatched your keys and locked the door while beverly groaned and rolled her eyes. "today is not the day. you said that last time we went to the movies too so it doesn't count."

"yeah well you didn't tell him! so it does count cause nothing happened except that richie got banned from the popcorn." beverly twirled around to face you as the two of you started walking down the sidewalk. "pleeeeeease y/n? i promise it'll be worth it."

"absolutely not."

beverly sighed and gave up on pestering you. this was going to be a long day.

"oh look, there they are." you said and waved richie and eddie over.

"joy." beverly grumbled.

...

"well i'm thoroughly confused." you said, stepping out into the setting sunlight. your lips pursed together in thought and eddie watched quietly from next to richie. "that movie was weird."

he could stay like this forever. you were perfect and right there. why couldn't he just say it? just three simple words.

"i-"

"hey look at that weird bird." richie said, pointing towards a bird that was pecking at something on the ground. but, at richie's words, it gave a caw and flew away as if it were offended.

eddie shrank behind richie and reached for his inhaler as if to use it but stopped when you started laughing.

"richie! that's so mean, look you made him cry!" you choked out through your giggles. richie looked over at you and elbowed your side.

"hey if that made him cry wait till i'm really mean to him."

"leave the bird alone!"

"make me sweetheart!"

beverly, who had been noticing eddie's behavior, decided to get them all to bill's house so she could have a word with richie.

"let's go guys, everyone else is probably already there." she said and herded the other three up the street.

she fell back next to eddie and nudged him. he turned, as if startled to see her.

"hey eddie, you know you have to tell her at some point right?"

"what are you talking ab-"

"eddie." she stared at him until he looked away, a light pink dusting his cheeks. "you've only got one chance."

"yeah yeah. i know." he murmured as they reached bill's front door.

you knocked on the door as richie was still poking fun of the bird and you.

"hello!" a small boy with a huge grin answered the door.

"georgie!" you smiled as he ran to give you a hug which you gladly returned. "hey buddy, where's everyone else?"

"they're all upstairs in billy's room. oh, and my mom is going out to get pizza in a few minutes." he said, dragging you in the house. "i'll be down here if you need me!" georgie chirped and ran away to join his father in the living room again.

"he's so cute." beverly said, leading the four of you up to bill's room.

you nodded and the door in front of you suddenly burst open. stan came stumbling out into the hall and saw all of you.

"oh thank god, i was going insane. bill's got a game of war going on with mike and keeps cheating."

"i am n-not!" a voice came from inside the room.

"yes you are!"

"war? deal me in." richie said and rushed past stan to join mike and bill while ben rubbed his temples from the incoming headache.

you, beverly, stan, and eddie all hurried inside the room and no one bothered to close the door again.

...

a few hours and pizzas later, you were still playing war but in teams and there were many threats, fights, and insults in between rounds.

the current game was probably going to be the last since everyone was calming down. bill and stan against mike and richie. the rest of you were huddled in a circle around them, watching intently.

on your left was beverly who was almost falling asleep on ben's shoulder and on your right was, of course, eddie. though both of you were focused on the game, it felt as if there was something else pressing down on you to worry about.

you felt something press against your hand and looked down. in the heat of the games, eddie had slipped his hand into yours. when he looked back at you, he realized what happened and quickly snatched his hand away.

"sorry." he whispered.

"i didn't really mind." you half-teased, trying to hide your embarrassment. he met your eyes and neither of you seemed to be able to look away.

"HA!" mike yelled in triumph, snapping you both out of the daze, as he and richie took the win while stan and bill both started shouting protests. mike and richie high-fived and richie stood up.

"TOLD YOU BILLY!" he danced around the crowd of losers and made his way towards the hallway. "now i'm getting some ice cream. anyone else want some?"

both you and eddie got up at the same time and followed richie downstairs.

"where'd he go?" eddie asked. the kitchen was empty of richie who was never one to turn down ice cream.

"i-uh good question." you said, tripping over your words. oh no. was this something beverly had planned?

"um. anyways. so, bill's got vanilla, chocolate, mint chocolate, woah he has the whole store. look."

you walked over to where eddie was peering in the freezer. it was a small freezer so there wasn't much room for two people to look in it.

the brush of eddie's shoulder sent a jolt down your spine and you straightened up.

"i'll go with that one." you said and pointed at your favorite flavor. he looked concerned.

"are you okay y/n?"

he knows my name, part of you thought. he's been our friend for years of course he does dumbass, the other part snapped back.

"yes, i'm fine." you croaked. why was this happening now?

"she's thinking the same thing as you." richie muttered under his breath as he watched his friends talk from the doorway with beverly behind him.

the both of you faced each other and froze. it was like the moment earlier, upstairs where the only thing you'd wanted to do was stare at him and have this cloak all of your other problems.

beverly wanted to scream. you were so close and she was silently praying that you didn't let this go to waste.

the tension was so thick in the air it could've suffocated the two of you in the kitchen except both of you were oblivious to the fact that the other was feeling the same.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD." richie shouted impatiently.

you and eddie both jumped and spun around to face him and bev.

"KISS HER YOU FOOL!" he screamed and stormed over to eddie, shaking him by the shoulders.

a shocked silence spread after richie realized what he had done and said. he let go of eddie quickly and stepped away from them. you looked from him to beverly to eddie and back at richie.

"i mean, it had to be said." beverly said, breaking the silence. "y/n i'm sure you wouldn't mind that."

now it was your turn to be stunned into silence.

"bev, we should go. actually, this time." richie said, taking her wrist and leading her away from the two of you.

eddie gulped and covered his mouth with shaking fingers. you felt like you were on the verge of fainting.

but wait. "so, do you-"

"yes! okay? i like you! there i said it. i know you probably don't feel the same but i can't just leave anything unsaid after that and it's not a joke or anything. i promise." eddie said, throwing his hands away from his face.

"eddie. i know it isn't a joke. i feel the same. and if it wasn't for richie, fuck him by the way, i probably never would've told you." you shrugged, too nervous to look him in the eyes.

"and bev." eddie let out a strained laugh. you gave him a small smile and a feeling of pride bloomed in his chest.

"yeah, and fuck bev too." you said with a slightly less strained laugh.

"hey, do you maybe wanna go to that new movie that's coming out friday?" eddie asked.

a smile crept onto your face. "i'd love that."

...

#cherry from the garden🪻 #writing #it 2017 #it 2017 x reader #eddie kaspbrak #eddie kasbrak x reader #it x reader

[midnightorange77]

First off, I just wannna say fuck jk rowling i dont like her, but unfortunately i’ve loved harry potter since middle school so here we are.

This comic is part 1 of a series I’m hoping to some day complete even if that’s ages from now and i take huge breaks in between. This is all mostly practice i wanna get better at drawing,writing, and scheduling so i thought why not to try making a fancomic? i’ve had this part completed for ages now but i’ve been avoiding posting it cause i’m shy but fuck it i need to get used to critisism. My art style will probably wildly inconsistent between chapters especially since i’m probably gonna take a while between chapters. i have tons of ideas for other fancomics so maybe i’ll post those as well one day.

Constructive criticism is welcome! Especially on paneling and anatomy which i struggle with.

Anyway with all that said the basic premise is that harry collecting the hallows makes him master of death, but instead of becoming immortal (that concept never made sense to me honestly) it allows him, Ron, and Hermione to go back to their first year to try and fix things early.

Harry Potter Retry-Part 1

#harry potter #harry potter fanfiction #harry potter fanart #ron weasley #hermione granger #deathly hallows #master of death #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry