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lovelessmotel · 2 years

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kinktober day 29- body worship

notes: oh boy, im really happy with this one! au where buck has a fucking couch to make writing easier, sort of drunk sex, friends with benefits, the whole nine yards!! tagging some folks who were looking forward to this one <3

“I’m a good looking guy right?”

It’s the first thing Eddie’s said in the last five minutes, the two men sitting on Buck’s couch in the living room. They’re both a few beers in, and Buck feels happily buzzed, a gentle warmth in his limbs.

He nods. “Oh yeah man, for sure.”

Eddie puts a hand over his chest; self affirming. “Yeah like- I’m a handsome guy.”

“Totally like-“

“-yeah totally.”

They both take another long pull of their beers.

“And like, you’re a good looking guy too.”

Buck smirks. “Yeah that’s what they all say.”

“No-no-“ Eddie pauses, puts a hand over his mouth and burps. “I’m serious, I'm serious. Like we’re both good looking guys! And you know I don’t think it's crazy for two good looking guys to consider…” Eddie gestures between the two of them. “Ya know. Hooking up.”

Hmm. Well that is. New.

Except maybe it’s not, because they just spent a better part of the night discussing the last time Eddie had gotten laid. It had been a while. Buck on the same hand, hadn’t been with anyone since he had broken up with Taylor.

“Hooking up,” Buck parrots back.

“Yeah and like, okay.” Eddie shifts on the couch to fully face Buck, his arm resting on the back of it. “I know you don’t do the casual thing anymore. And I know you’re focusing on yourself right now…but it’s not like I’m a stranger. So if you wanted to just. I don’t know-” His face scrunches for a moment as he thinks on it. “-blow off some steam.”

That would be…nice, Buck thinks. He has to admit to himself, it’s not the first time he’s ever considered the idea of sex with Eddie. Not that he would say it outloud, but he’s straddling the delicate line between tipsy and drunk that makes everything seem like a good idea.

Not that he’d need to be drunk to have sex with Eddie, god no. He would fuck Eddie while stone cold sober on a Tuesday afternoon. It’s just that sometimes it’s easier to say your inner thoughts out loud when you’ve got two and a half beers in you.

“Are you proposing like uh, friends with benefits type deal?”

Eddie purses his lips. “Is being my friend not beneficial enough?” Buck rolls his eyes, and Eddie just laughs, shaking his head. “Sorry, sorry. Yeah Buck, that’s what I’m suggesting.”

“But would that uhm, I don’t know.” Buck finishes off his beer, setting it on the table in front of him. “Make things weird? You’re kind of my best friend, man.”

He tacks ‘man’ onto the end of the sentence, like that helps with the fact that they’re discussing having sex with one another.

Eddie shrugs, and Buck feels the motion, and realizes how close they’ve ended up sitting together.

“Doesn’t have to be weird. Like I said, just friends blowing off steam.”

Buck considers it for another long moment. Maybe too long, maybe not long enough. What is the appropriate amount of time to consider fucking your best friend?

“Ok, yeah.” Eddie’s sweet responding smile already kinda makes the whole thing worth it. “Let’s hook up.”

“Are there any uh, rules?”

Eddie makes a face, clearly confused. They’ve made it up to the loft, which Buck isn’t quite sure how they managed since he swears Eddie was trying to kiss him to death in the living room. He can’t remember the last time he’d been kissed like someone wanted to get under his skin, but here his best friend was, doing exactly that.

“What sort of rules?”

Buck shrugs, suddenly embarrassed, looking off towards the corner of the room. “Just when Taylor and I did this-the just hooking up thing-”

Eddie growls, honest to god growls when he hears Taylors name, and he shoves Buck back to lie on the bed. Buck would laugh about how Eddie gets all prickly over the mention of his ex, except he’s too turned on to do so.

“Well it’s a good thing I’m not her, yeah?”

The next bits are sort of a blur, and it’s not because of the beer, Buck swears, it’s just that Eddie’s tearing off both their shirts and pants with such ferocity that he wouldn’t be surprised if seams were ripped.

Eddie makes his way down Buck’s chest, kisses that feel searing. He bites at the skin just under Buck’s pectoral, licking at it with his tongue. He does it a few more times, enough to leave Buck squirming, and once he’s satisfied with the blooming purple color of the skin, he moves down towards Buck’s stomach.

“So strong….so soft,” mumbles Eddie, placing kisses around Buck’s navel. He nuzzles against the hair there, and there’s no way he can’t feel Buck’s hard dick pressing against his underwear.

“Eddie, need you to-”

“Shhhh,” Eddie whispers, effectively quieting Buck. “Taking my time.”

It feels a little like worship honestly, the way Eddie painstakingly pays attention to Buck’s body, the kisses around his hip bones, the electrifying sink of his teeth into the softness of Buck’s stomach. It’s got Buck incredibly fucking turned on, so it’s a relief once Eddie pulls down his boxers and tosses them aside, taking in the full view in front of him.

He doesn’t say anything, just plants his hands on Buck’s thighs and squeezes, clearly pleased with himself when he sees Buck’s dick twitch. Buck’s breathing heavy at this point, hands digging into the sheets because Eddie’s seriously going to need to touch him soon.

“Fuck, your thighs…” Eddie trails off, gaze a little glazed over as he looks up and down Buck’s nude body. “I know I tease you about all that working out you do but now I’m kinda getting it.”

Buck wiggles his hips, growing impatient. “Ya know, when I agreed to hooking up, I thought that meant there’d be sex involved.”

Eddie rolls his eyes, hand trailing from Buck’s thigh over to his cock, squeezing lightly at the base. “Don’t be a jerk.” He squeezes again, and it makes Buck groan this time.

“Not a jerk, just horny.”

Eddie takes pity on him, hand moving up and down, collecting slick at the tip to aid his movements, humming in satisfaction when Buck starts to breathe a little faster.

“That good?”

Buck nods, tongue darting out to lick his lips. “Little tighter.” Eddie takes his direction, strong hand moving in exactly the right way. It’s been a while since Buck’s hand anything besides his own hand, and Eddie’s ticking all the right boxes.

Eddie lets out another hum, languidly jerking Buck off as he kneels between his legs.

“You look real good like this Buck. Real fucking nice.”

Eddie’s bedroom voice is low and warm, like smooth whiskey that sits on the top shelf. It simmers through Buck’s veins and makes his breathing pick up, again, mouth hanging open now as he gulps for air.

“You gonna cum on that pretty stomach of yours?”

Buck moans, cause holy shit Eddie what the hell, he’ll do just about anything Eddie says if he keeps talking like that.

Never in his life has someone called his body ‘pretty’, especially not during a hook-up, but Buck thinks that’s something he could get used to.

Eddie squeezes hard, waiting for his answer, and Buck’s breathy “uh-huh” clearly has Eddie feeling smug.

“Go ahead then. Wanna see it.”

Eddie’s free hand moves up to Buck’s stomach, groping at the skin, dragging his nails up and down leaving little red lines.

It’s the slick pull on Buck’s dick and a final scratch of nails against his hip bone that sets him off, muscles tensing as his orgasm ripples down his spine and makes his eyes squeeze shut. After a few more gentle tugs Eddie wipes his hand on the sheets, his other hand still on Buck’s stomach with no intention of letting go.

It takes Buck a moment to come back to reality, but when he does he pulls Eddie down on the bed with him, the two lying next to each other as Buck thanks him wordlessly with a messy kiss.

After a moment, Buck pulls away, his eyes trailing their own path down Eddie’s body.

He thinks it’s his turn to give a little worship.

(tagging: @honestlydarkprincess @evanbuckleys @bigfootsmom )

#buddie #kinktober

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iwadori · 3 years

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hi i wanna try for ur matchup event <33

my name is qhloee its like chloe but spelled like qhloee, i use she/her and id like to be paired with a male character pls

im not rlly sure if im intro or extro im just a mix of both depending on my mood, i dont know my exact height but i think im somewhere near 5'0ft. im usually assigned as group leader in school group activities/projects and i love it. im not rlly the smartest in class but i have okay grades because i dont like studying at all but i do get serious when it comes to school i just listen to the discussion so that i dont have to study. i have a lot of friends but none im close enough to be best friends with. i think im quite carefree but not all the time i can get very serious because i like being responsible. i pull a lot of all nighters but i love sleeping i just procrastinate a lot so i feel tired almost everyday. i cry easily but i dont like being seen crying lol. I rlly like watching horror, thriller, mustery, comedy, psychological, and romance movies. im very quiet but i can get very talkative with the right person, i love cuddling and hugging. the arcade is my go to mall destination and i rlly like taking photos & videos. i often drift to sleep in the middle of the day, i love bubblegum and salted caramel flavored ice cream. my love language is acts of service, quality time, and physical touch. I dont rlly have any current hobbies but i do draw from time to time. im very straightforward sometimes and i like having things go my way so i sometimes get very bossy and serious. i wear glasses because my vision is so extremely bad and i have a resting b face but my friends say its vry different when i smile. im sometimes just sometimes sarcastic and petty depending on the situation. i like helping people with projects and assignments even if i dont get anything in return but ofcourse theres a line i dont cross. i hate getting looked down on so i get very rude but its usually mutual, im nice to people who are nice. I believe i can succeed anything that i want to, i like listening to music and im very forgetful. Even if im confident, i still need some reassurance here and there and i like peace.

i think ive written too much lol

i want a fluff scenario please,,, thank u so much writer～♡

Haikyu scenario event

Word count:500

Genre:minor minor angst,fluff

Apply for the event here

I match you with Kageyama.

Yours and Kageyama’s relationship is like a push and pull between you both, but you always find stable ground in the end. With both of you having ‘straightforward,’ ‘bossy,’ persona’s it can be a handle for the people around however whenever you clash on certain things you always manage to find a compromise in the end. When you and Kageyama first met, he definitely commented you on your short height and other aspects about you. However, you definitely checked him on that and that was when he knew you were the one. He is attracted to your fiery personality, and he thinks you look extremely cute in your glasses.

Kageyama comforting you after you had a bad day,

You heard the door open and you quickly wiped your eyes and blew your nose to hide your tears that you were just having.

“Hey tobio,” you say forcing a smile.

“You’ve been crying,” he says, ignoring your greeting.

“No, I haven’t” you say sniffling again.

Kageyama leaves your room shutting your door, leaving you dumbfounded. You were a bit shocked but didn’t pay much mind to it since you were still upset from your bad day before. You spend the new few hours with Kageyama gone, so you decided to watch a repeat of one of your favourite thriller movies. On one of the scariest parts, Kageyama enters the house at the exact same time making you jump. “Gosh Tobio, you scared me.”

“’Sorry Qhloee” He said putting a bag on the side and taking out his contents “This is for you.” He handed you your favourite brands of salted caramel and bubble gum ice cream, to which you happily took.

“Whats the occasion Tobi?” you asks with a smile on your face, digging into the ice cream.

“Your sad.” he said simply “And when you sad, I need to make you happy so... ice cream?

You laughed at his awkwardness but heated up at the kind gesture. From your lack of response Kageyama looked panicked and said “Did I get the wrong flavour? Do you need me to get a new one?”

“No Tobio, it’s all perfect.” You scoot over and pat the seat besides you “Now come sit down and watch this movie with me.”

“Is it a thriller movie?” he asks scowling at your nod “But I hate – fine then.” he sits on the couch and digs into the ice cream you gave him.

You guys end the movie with Tobio’s head in your lap, as you stroke through his hair explaining about your terrible day. Kageyama was a great listener he always knew when to chime in with his thoughts and opinoins and when to let you continue to speak. Before you went to bed you say “Tobio, you know we already have the ice cream in the freezer right?” to which Kageyama facepalms.

#empasks🤍#EVENT!600 #haikyuu x reader comfort #haikyu x reader #haikyuu fluff #haikyu headcanons #kageyama x reader #Kageyama fluff

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iveonlyeverseenliketwoanimes · 5 years

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How Horikoshi treats his female characters (Feat. How his ‘Fans’ treat him): A Rant

Something that has recently been popping up a lot in the BNHA tags, for me at least, is this idea that Hori is a “Lazy/Bad Writer”. It’s a topic that’s genuinely interesting to me and I would love to discuss it! After the reaction i got to my last post on discussing the fandom, i feel like this is a really fun topic for me to look into and i love having an open discussion with people. So just to let you know before we start, everything here is my opinion - feel free to respond with your own thoughts and i’d happily have a conversation with you about anything and everything! If you disagree with me then that's fine, if you agree with me then that's fine too! I'm just a person with a keyboard and an opinion and so are you! :)

So today i would love to discuss how people treat Hori in regards to his female characters and i hope you enjoy this 1500 word essay/ramble i did. (PS if you came from my last lil essay then this one is a lot less sarcastic because its a more serious topic and i don’t want to come across as too rude also i actually got sleep today)

Now, this was actually the first topic I came across when looking into the Hori tags. At first, I was on board with the general theme of what was happening. I saw some lovely artwork of Momo where people had redesigned her costume, they were very creative in how they did it and overall, I had no complaints – if the whole topic of this tag was about how people wanted to be creative and redraw characters in their own design then I’d 100% support it, but the more you look into it, the more…. Nasty is gets.

So, the overall theme of what I gathered from this little tag is that idea that Hori is some sort of [Word I really don’t want to type out but im sure you can guess what it is] because of how he draws his females, most of which are underage. So if you, as a consumer, are, well, consuming something, such as a TV show, film, anime, Manga etc. and you see something that makes you go “This is disgusting – I need to write a Tumblr post about this to warn other people about what's happening here” then I fully support you – please keep on doing what you’re doing.

However, this isn’t what I see, what I see are posts going “F*CK HORI HE’S A [Nasty word] AND I HOPE HE D*ES – HERE EVERYONE I MADE AN ANTI FLAG, SHARE IT EVERYWHERE AND LET ME KNOW WHERE I CAN SEND MY D*ATH THR*AT TO” Meanwhile, when you go on this same persons page it’s all reposts of the characters and screenshots of the show, posts of them saying “Yo did you guys see the new BNHA episode last night?!?” and overall just very fandom-y stuff. I truly cannot comprehend this type of behaviour – you are so set in this belief that Hori is a [Nasty Word] and yet here you are, on the very same blog you use to slander his name, actively supporting him! Listen, if one of you Anti’s were to sit there and say “I wholeheartedly think Hori is a [Nasty word] and therefore I am no longer going to participate in this fandom or with supporting his creations” then, while I don’t agree with you, I support you in your decision as you have made a clear stance on something with both your words and your actions and I can truly respect that, and hell you would actually get my attention and I might read into what it is you’re talking about. I’m not, however, going to waste my time reading a piece of material written by someone who does all that nasty stuff I previously mentioned and take any of what they say seriously. Let me put it this way; you think Hori is a [Nasty word], you are supporting the show, you are therefore supporting a [nasty word], so why should I take anything you say seriously? I don’t want to see any more of this ‘One minute we love him, one minute we hate him’ attitude because when you hate him the things you are saying are some of the worst things you could possibly say to another person and its childish, disgusting and you’re giving this fandom a bad name.

Now back to the girls, I personally do find certain characters outfits a little distasteful, especially with how they’re done in the anime and how they zoom in on certain body parts, i also dislike how it’s ‘funny’ for characters like Mineta to get away with such disgusting behaviour. I do think that’s the biggest flaw I can find in this show – I don’t however 100% blame Hori for this. Now obviously at the end of the day, it is down to Hori what happens in his show, but can we all stop pretending that it’s just him that does this? When I think of anime the first thing that comes to mind is anime girls and their… attributes. It’s an industry issue and Hori is one of many people that partakes in it – so im not saying he’s not to blame, im just saying some of you are a little dramatic and need to realise if you truly want this behaviour to stop then you need to go after the industry and not just one guy.

Now this next point I want to make is something im sure might be a little confusing for most of you and something I can 100% see the other side of better than some other points ive made. It’s also kinda hard for me to put into words so please bear with me here.

I don’t think its necessary for Hori to develop his female characters as much as their male counterparts – now im sure that’s an odd concept but let me explain. As a child growing up in the age of great TV shows such as Hannah Montana, iCarly, Wizards of Waverly Place etc. I think ive spent a fair amount of time watching TV, my personal favourites as a child were Winx Club, BRATZ and W.I.T.C.H (Im from the UK so apologies if you have no idea what they are). Now all of these shows were ‘for girls’, they all revolve around a group of girls and their adventures in their respective worlds, they learn things along the way, because, even if you don’t realise it, these kids shows have hidden messages in them that are like ‘we should be kind’ ‘we should treat others with respect’ and all that jazz you need to know to be a decent human being. However, the one thing that these shows always lacked was any form of male presence. Now im not saying these shows had no males in them, that would be weird, but what I am saying is that the males in these shows were very one dimensional and they were always the love interest of one of the characters, or you might get the odd parental figure that would show up for one episode to be a motivation for a character. However with BNHA, a show that is specifically aimed at teenage boys, I don’t feel like they do such a disservice to females (AKA the ‘men’ equivalent of my other shows), sure they’re not treated great in certain aspects that I've already discussed, but look at their actual characters, Uraraka is the main girl, sure she very much has the same role as many of the men did in my childhood shows of the ‘love interest’ but her character is more than that and we see it in the sports festival as well as some of the more recent chapters (213-215 to be specific). Her character isn't just some airhead and neither are the other girls, Momo is literally top of the class in terms of written ability and she had her own little mini-arc around gaining confidence (which is still ongoing because guess what – people don’t change overnight), Mina has had some spotlight on her and is seen to be a very confident and skilled fighter, Tsu was literally described as the ‘perfect student with no flaws’ and is shown to be a badass on multiple occasions, Midoriya’s mum is even a character that’s had some form of arc with her learning to believe in her son and she's not some faceless character we hear about every so often when they need a plot device.

Now im not saying the female representation is perfect and it’s certainly not 100% equal to that of the men, but im saying it doesn’t need to be. This is a show for boys, sure girls can watch and enjoy it, but its made for boys in the same way my shows were made for girls, and the average boy isn’t going to want to watch a bunch of fairy princesses run around saving their fluffy little pets like I did (im sure a some of them will – and good for them, in the same way that some girls might want to watch superhero films, it’s not something im saying is bad, its just most people raise children into predetermined stereotypes of what gender roles they should fill and the media caters to that).

So what im saying is that taking a show aimed at boys and comparing it to shows aimed at girls and how each handles the opposite sex (we’re not going into gender here, that’s a whole other topic of diversity), I don’t think BNHA is all that bad. I guess if I want to be a little harsher in my approach, why is it okay to have a near-all female cast and not a near-all male cast? I understand a need for diversity, truly I do, but sometimes having a token character for each ‘type’ of person takes away from what the show is actually trying to convey – and in BNHAs case I think its trying to teach young boys that it’s okay to be emotional or vulnerable when you’re in situations that other shows teach you to ‘man up’ in. Not every show can solve racism, sexism and homophobia, I’m sorry to break it to you, but some shows are a little more basic in their approach to what it is they want to show and I think BNHA is a perfect example of that, it’s showing boys that you can cry, you can go through struggles in life, you can even come back from being a terrible person through growth and development, and I think that’s something boys need. A lot of people in this day and age want men to change (and I agree that there are a lot of things all groups of people can work on) and BNHA is showing boys how to grow up in a way that’s not this ‘tough guy that has no feelings’ and at the end of the day isn’t that something we want?

I do believe there are areas that BNHA really needs to improve in when it comes to it’s female cast, but can we stop with this awful hate? This fandom had such potential to be an amazing community of people who are skilled with art, writing, storytelling, cosplay, etc. but it seems like half of you just want to tear each other down and it’s sad to see such potential wasted because you can’t handle someone having a different opinion or view to you.

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ghoul-the-crappy-artist-blog · 5 years

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Miscellaneous stuff from a character discussion chat in a BNHA rp server that I'm apart of, found these gems recently and decided to share them with ya'll out of boredom, (some of these are very old btw):

Someone: "so your willing to risk your life for this? Thats noble but.. you do know there's a high chance for death right?"

Jade: "oh yeah, I know. im mainly just agreeing to this because I think I can outrun anything."

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Jade: is pissed off "I may smile all the time honey, but I've got a mean f*cking back hand and I'm not afraid to use it on your ugly a** :) "

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Jade: "if I run at them, they will most certainly catch me in their arms." runs at friend and both topple over, braking a table in the process on their way to the ground.

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Villian: is very confused and expected something different. "um.. what are you wearing..?"

Jade: wearing mixed matched clothes from different aesthetic genres. "it's my ass kicking outfit b*tch!"

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Jade: trying to sound smart but is also very tired. "steampunk is only a thing because some goths discovered the color brown."

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Jade: yells at bad guys "I'm 8 ounches of whoop-ass!"

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Jade: proceeds to scare everyone as a jump scare happens while watching a horror movie, then proceeds to get pelted with pillows.

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Villian: "why don't you just go down and die with diginity??"

Jade: "HA jokes on you! I don't do anything with dignity!"

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Jade: being forced to watch over kids and gets bored so she decides to mess with them in order to entertain herself "now remember kids, rats are the capri-suns of the vampire world!"

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Jade: walks into her therapists office "hello person with a degree! I'm here to tell you why I'm broken."

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Jade: franticly texting her classmates while unknowingly in a villains lair/villian territory "this is a mass text- DOES ANYONE KNOW WE'RE I AM?"

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Jade: looks at her the angery rival whos busy trying to be edgy "pff, who is this sad lost child?"

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Person: "hehe people love me! I'm like cupid~"

Jade: "your a whore with a bow & arrow."

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Person: "lol I've never seen someone so pathetic!"

Jade: "oh, did you look in a mirror?"

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Friend: "um.. why are you so quiet today?"

Jade: "no one plans murder out loud.."

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Jade: "well that was fun!"

Person: "no it wasn't, we went to jail!!"

Jade: "nah, we went to Holland. Big difference."

(If you get this reference, your amazing)

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Jade: "I saw a piece of shit on the ground the other day and it reminded me of you."

Iro: "yeah? Well that piece of shit probably gets more looks then your gremlin lookin' ass."

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Villain: "I'm gonna kill you! I'm so powerful, not even all of you combined can stop me!"

Class 1-A: "yeah um.. we don't think Jade will let us die.. let us ask her tho." looks at jade. "hey this Villain says-"

Villain: "that's not how this works-"

Jade: looking at her classmates with a super serious expression and cracking her knuckles. "No."

Class 1-A: turns back to the Villain and shrugs. "yeah, she said no."

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Jade: "you ever just think that.. sweet-tarts are just sour smarties..? And that rice is just boiled wheat?"

Person: "jade.. how high are you?"

Jade: "huh? Oh.. about, like 5'6."

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Jade: "positive words of the day: if your ever sad, just remember- Doofenshmirtz's girlfriend left him for a whale."

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Jade: "I'd sell you to Satan for one corn chip."

Rival: "last week when someone called me weak during training; you tackled them and broke their jaw with your bare hands out of anger."

Jade: "..."

Rival: "..."

Jade: "irrelevant."

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Jade: "I don't know why people think driving is so hard, it's just like Mario cart except slower.. and you can't throw blue shells at people."

Parents: "okay.. that settles it, your never driving."

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Jade: talking to a bully "I'm only gonna say this once- DO NOT f*ck with my friends. I have watched way to many crime shows, and I know how to get away with things."

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Jade: "I like a nice nap, my naps can last up to 3 hours. Some call that depression- I call it nap time."

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Jade: "what do you mean? I'm always calm and rational with minor inconveniences!"

Friend: "you had a mental brake down yesterday when we were out of gummy worms."

Jade: "so? Their my favorite.."

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Jade: smirks while looking out the window.

Friend: "hm? What'cha smiling at over there Jade-"

Person: "she set the old golf course on fire to see what would burn."

Jade: filled with glee and holding back laughter. "Hehe-..everything's ablaze."

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Jade: is out with friends one night and parents get brung up in the conversation. "..."

Jade: looks off into the distense and into the depths of the city and raises her middle finger. "f*ck you dad."

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Friend: has all the sads

Jade: le gasp "don't worry! I have emotional jumper cables!"

Jade: hugs friend then locks her hands together while her arms are around them.

Friend: confused "um.. Jade, this is just a hug-.."

Jade: "yeah, but.. is it working?" smiles happily like a lil kid

Friend: "..."

Friend: "maybe.."

Jade: :D

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Child Jade: "i don't understand why you are scared to meet new people, strangers are just friends you haven't met yet!"

Friend: "that's how you get mugged or murdered.."

Child Jade: "..hmmm... would they stab me with friendship..?"

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Apolaki: at the theme park "how much for the horse tornado??"

Jade: "it's called a carousel.."

Amusment Park Worker: "sir, It's not for sale."

Apolaki: quietly to himself 'I must have it..!'

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Person: "so you guys got kicked out of the movies? Uuh.. do i even nedd to ask why?"

Jade: "Iro and I were yelling diving scores as people were jumping of the boat in titanic."

Person: "wtf-"

Iro: "that last guy was a solid eight let me tell you."

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Dad: "why can't you just be normal for once??"

Jade: "oohh I don't know, why can't you be a good father for once?"

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Jade: "studying? Heh more like student dying! Am I right or am I right?"

Person: "um.. Jade, are you ok..?"

Jade: "nope! Ha ha.., I've been awake for 103 hours."

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Jade: "no no no- I'm fine, it was pretty cool! I went in there and he was all like 'Knife to meet you' and then stabbed me-"

Gin: "JADE YOU WERE STABBED- !?"

Jade: "yeah but, you don't understand- he made a PUN Gin."

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Jade: "how to you orangize a galactic party?"

Rival: "I don't really care, but how?"

Jade: "hehe, you.. Planet !"

Rival: "get tf out.."

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Person: "Im like Belle because she loves books and likes people for their souls."

Jade: "I'm like Tinkerbelle because she needs attention and love or else she dies."

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Jade: singing "I want to see my little boy~"

Harper: walks into the room while holding up Apolaki "here he comes~!'

Jade: throwing confetti "I want to see my little boy~!"

Apolaki: *has no idea what vine is, so is very confused*

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Uda over text: "I miss those bro posts, bro."

Kumoji over text: "I miss your eyes, bro."

Uda: "bro.." :0

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Uda: "if I run and jump at Kumoji, he will most certainly catch me in his arms!" runs full speed at Kumoji

Kumoji: steps to the side to avoid it

Uda: runs into the wall "oOf

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Jade: "um.. what'cha got there Uda?"

Uda: standing in front of a lion that he stole from the zoo, and that he put a leash & a hat on while holding a drink "a smoothie."

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Jade: "I want to look like a snack this summer, but I keep f*cking eating them."

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Jade: "limes are the off brand warheads of the lemon world."

Kanna: "uuh yeah hey-, what the f*ck does this mean??"

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Child Jade: "when I become 99 pounds I want to eat 1 pound of sugar, so that I can be 1% candy!"

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Jade: dancing around and singing like like a Disney princess "i wish to venture in the great wide somewhere~"

Kanna: opens door "you can do that, no one's stopping you."

Jade: flops onto her bed "but not today cuz I am tired~"

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Person: gets a bruise or small cut "ouchies I have a boo boo! Looks like I can't do anything at all till it heals." :)

Jade: Is literally deku during the end of the training camp arc with cuts, bruises, a significant loss of blood, and two broken arms "let's do this- come at me bish."

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Jade: "eh whatever, I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80."

Kanna: "if your alive by 80 I DEMAND A MEDICAL EXPLAINATION"

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Jade: "you ever think about how.. the brain named itself?"

Kanna: sigh "its too early for this late night shit.."

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Uda, Gin, and Jade: finds a villain disguised as a injured civilian who looks close to death

Jade: in a monokuma voice internally: "pupupupupu~ a body has been discovered!" externally: "oh no-"

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Jade: "one time I passed by Kanna in the hallway. it looked like she was eating a apple, but when I got closer, I realised.. she was eating a whole bell pepper.."

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Jade: puts on fancy overly bedazzled sunglasses "words can't hurt me, these shades are gucci."

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Jade at the end of a long school day: "goodbye everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy."

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Brooke Houts: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

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Brooke Houts: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know

On left: Brooke Houts’ IMDB headshot. On right: a screenshot of Houts with her Doberman, Sphinx.

Brooke Houts is a YouTuber and actress who has come under fire for raw footage of a video she was making with her Doberman, Sphinx, in which she appears to hit him and then spit on him.

Houts has since given a statement on the backlash and accidental video upload, in which she said in part, “I want to clarify that I am NOT a dog abuser or animal abuser in any way, shape, or form.”

An LAPD media representative confirmed to The Verge that the Animal Cruelty unit has launched an investigation. The rep said, “Our Animal Cruelty Task Force has received numerous complaints about the video you’re speaking of and we are currently looking into the matter.”

The controversy began when Houts accidentally uploaded a video of raw footage on August 6, which shows her smacking her dog, pinning him to the ground and shouting “NO!”

The video was quickly taken down and replaced with the more polished cut, but many had already seen it by the time she took it down. You can still see the footage in the video under fact #1. She has also now taken down the edited version of the plastic wrap prank video.

Here’s what you need to know about Houts:

1. READ: Houts’ Full Statement on the Controversial Footage

In a tweet on August 6, Houts addressed the controversy head on, via a series of screenshots of a statement she appeared to write on the Notes app. She also wrote the same statement in a comment on the YouTube video (as seen below) where the uncut footage originate from. The statement reads,

Anything I say isn’t going to make those who believe I’m a bad person stop believing that, and I’m aware of this. I apologize to anyone who has been effected negatively by the footage. First off, I want to address the uncut footage. On the day in particular that the video was filmed, and actually this past week, things in my outside life have been less than exceptional. I am not going to play the “victim card” or anything of that sort, but I do want to point out that I am rarely as upset as what was shown in the footage. The bubbly, happy-go-lucky Brooke that you often see in my videos is typically an accurate representation of me, but it’s obvious that I’m playing up my mood in this video when I’m clearly actually frustrated.

That being said, this does NOT justify me yelling at my dog in the way that I did, and I’m fully aware of that. Should I have gotten as angry as I did in the video? No. Should I have raised my voice and yelled at him? No. However, when my 75 lb. Doberman is jumping up in my face with his mouth open, I do, as a dog parent, have to show him that this behavior is unacceptable. But I want to make it known, REGARDLESS of what my dog does, I should not have acted that way towards him.

I want to clarify that I am NOT a dog abuser or animal abuser in any way, shape, or form. Anyone who has witnessed or heard true animal abuse will be able to clearly see that. My dog, in no way, shape, or form was hurt by any action that I displayed in this video. I know people are going to say “you don’t know how he really feels” and this is true. But if he was audibly and physically in pain, it would be a different story. I also did NOT spit on my dog, but I understand how it could look like I did. Did I get in his face and take unnecessary actions towards him? Yes I did, and that was not the way I should’ve handled the situation. Did I spit on my dog? No.

My family and I are in the process of getting him training. The training that I have been looking at for him is VERY expensive, because it’d have to be 1-on-1 with a trainer. Ever since he was attacked at the dog park, he isn’t okay with being around other dogs. He sticks to me like velcro if he is in the presence of another dog, even a little chihuahua. I just can’t see him getting what he needs from a group training environment. That being said, I know I personally can learn more effective techniques to get his energy out and keep him disciplined as well.

Anyone who knows me personally knows I have an immense love for animals, including my own. I would never do anything to purposefully physically or mentally harm any animal. Again, I should NOT have yelled at him or have been as physically aggressive as I was, and I’m fully aware of that. He was not hurt, nor has he ever been purposefully hurt by me. I know I’ll be in many future situations where he’s being physical, but I will not respond this way again.

Family or friends that have spent any amount of time with Sphinx and me know that we have a trusting, loving relationship. All he wants to do is be by my side, cuddle with me, and be around me, which I love. My love for him is exponential and infinite, and I do everything I can in my day-to-day life to ensure that he is living as happily as he can. I’m sorry that my actions in that particular moment did not reflect that.

About my twitter- I deactivated my account earlier in the day. When I went to open it, I was met with an excess of notifications of people telling me I’m messed up, a bad person, that I’m going to hell, that I belong in jail, etc. For my own mental health, and no other reason besides that, I didn’t think it was necessary for me to be reading those comments at that time. Lastly, I don’t want to make this statement seem like it’s me defending myself, because that is not my goal. I do want to point out what ACTUALLY happened though. My intent by explaining the situation is to give those of you who are rightfully angry with me the explanation that you deserve. I am getting my dog into training, and I’m looking at ways to improve how I personally train him at home. I am sorry that you guys had to watch that footage and were upset by it, and I’m sorry to my dog for raising my voice and acting aggressively.

In my heart and from the words of the people that spend the most time with me, I know that I am a great dog mom (but not perfect), that I spoil him in the best ways, that he gets all the treats he could ever want, and that the Amazon Prime mailman is probably tired of delivering packages of dog toys to my house. Again, this does not make my actions in the footage okay, but I’m just explaining what my day-to-day life is really like, whether you believe me or not.

On a serious note, I love you guys, and I want to THANK YOU for pointing out things that you think are wrong and discussing them, because the world needs more of that. I hope you give me the chance to prove that these statements about myself do align with my actions. All my love, Brooke Houts

2. Houts’ YouTube Channel Has 339,000 Subscribers & She Often Features Her Doberman in Videos

Houts has a popular YouTube channel; she boasts over 339,000 subscribers, and routinely uploads videos. The video she was filming that led to the alleged dog abuse, “Plastic wrap prank on my doberman!,” was taken down on August 7. The video had over 138,000 views. The caption for the video read, “Hey guys! Me & me favorite dog ever are here to bring you a plastic wrap prank lol, this is probably the shortest video to ever go up on my channel but I hope you like it!!! Let us know if you wanna see more pranks 🐶🖤”

Many users have since commented on that video, condemning her behavior with her dog. One user wrote, “I have seen a few of your videos with Sphinx and from the beginning I’ve felt that you don’t understand what the breed needs. But I’ve tried to not be judgmental beforehand since you sometimes have mentioned that you do train him. But then I saw the video where you show how you train him.”

Another user wrote, “Imagine beating your dog for trying to show love and affection 😒”

This makes my blood BOIL. How dare you blame this on “training” your dog. @brookehouts. You are disgusting. You deserve both your channel taken down, and your beautiful puppy be given to a deserving home you monster. pic.twitter.com/DaoRdkbsj1

— Mister Preda (@MisterPreda) August 7, 2019

Other well-known YouTubers have even weighed in. Andrea Russett, an actress and YouTube personality, tweeted, “dogs give, give & give an unconfidtional love asking nothing but the same in return. the way u reacted to ur dog simply being a dog was unacceptable & hard to watch. i hope you learn and grow from this, because no animal should ever be in a home where it’s being treated that way.”

Mister Preda, another influencer and YouTube personality, tweeted, “This makes my blood BOIL. How dare you blame this on “training” your dog. @brookehouts You are disgusting. You deserve both your channel taken down, and your beautiful puppy be given to a deserving home you monster.”

Similarly, Ethan Nestor (a video game commentator, vlogger, and former video editor) tweeted, “this is such a bullshit apology. ‘I will not respond this way again.’ yes you will! I guarantee this is the way you’ve always scolded your dog, so why would that change. Stop acting like this was a one time thing. This dog needs a better home and you need help for anger issues.”

Logan Paul posted a Twitter thread on the controversy, writing in part, “…this video of that girl hitting & spitting on her dog is remarkably grotesque, and irks me for many reasons… im terrified by the on-camera personality shift she puts on when she’s ‘performing’ … one thing ive always tried to do is be authentic, sometimes too authentic, and i’d bet an unhealthy amount of creators wear a mask just as ugly”

3. One of Houts’ Most Viewed Videos Involves Her Kissing Her Apparent Ex-Boyfriend

Houts’ videos tend to run the gamut, in terms of content. But one of her most popular video (which has garnered over 3.3 million views) is “KISSING MY EX-BOYFRIEND (Extreme Ex-Boyfriend Tag).” You can watch the video above.

Many of Houts’ videos revolve around Sphinx, too. Another of her most popular videos follows a “day in the life” of Sphinx:

In the video, Houts brushes Sphinx’s teeth, walks him (and defends the collar she uses for Sphinx), washes him, and more.

Houts has had a YouTube account since 2014. Her “About Me” section reads, “HEY my name is Brooke Houts and if you’re reading this congratulations you can read. Since you’re already here, I heard that it’s strongly advised by all medical personnel that you hit the subscribe button (also the notification bell doesn’t hurt either) or else SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN I DON’T KNOW I’M BAD AT LYING JUST SUBSCRIBE OKAY IT’S FREE AND FUN”

4. Houts Is LA-Based, & Affiliates Herself With MOSAIC

Though Houts has since turned her Instagram account private, her bio does offer some information about the YouTuber. She’s based in LA, for example, and affiliates herself with MOSAIC, a church in Los Angeles with six locations across the city.

Houts’ Twitter bio reads, “Subscibe to my stupid channel already.” She has over 6,000 followers on Twitter and over 26,000 followers on Instagram. Her most recent tweet as of August 7 reads, “Thank you to everyone who’s being kind and understanding. I really appreciate it”

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Houts also appears to be an aspiring actress, as she uploaded a video called “What it’s really like being an actress in LA” in May. In the video, Houts drives around Los Angeles with a friend, makes a green juice, and talks about why she loves the makeup brand Glossier.

Houts does have an IMDB account. Her one IMDB acting credit is for a television series called Interracial.

5. Houts’ Dog, Sphinx, Has His Own Instagram Account

Though Houts’ has made her own Instagram account private to all non-followers, her dog, Sphinx, still has a public Instagram account. Users have since flooded his comments with attacks on Houts.

“Nice dog but sh*t owner,” one user commented.

Many others have tagged the ASPCA. One user did that and wrote, “@aspca please help this poor dog, and when you do spit and push the owner on the ground. Then say you are just in a bad mood that day.”

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VALENTINE’S DAY | ASK SPECIAL 1: Do you have a crush at the moment? My beautiful wonderful girlfriend!! She is amazing and blows me away and I know yall hear about her a lot and that’s why. hi honey!!2: Have you ever been deeply in love? I most definitely have (I am right now, tbh, so over the moon)3: Longest relationship you’ve ever been in? a year and a half4: Have you ever changed for someone? Not to impress them, I mean, I change naturally all the time, influenced by the people I’m around a lot5: How is your relationship with your ex? I’m lucky to be friends with the only one that matters6: Have you ever been cheated on? Found out later that someone tried7: Have you ever cheated? no8: Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating? no9: What’s the most important part of a relationship? Communication. All else will follow10: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? I seem to lean towards serious relationships. Not opposed to flings, just apparently not built for them11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”? a friend of mine who I consider very wise once said “usually a break means a break up” and I’ve yet to see her proven wrong12: How many people have you ever hooked up with? O.o13: What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship? Hmm, well I regret the hurt I’ve caused14: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex? It’s not so much age as maturity and ability to understand and give/receive consent. I think 16 is pretty appropriate for the legal age, but we seriously need better sex ed15: Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”? to some extent. But as long as everyone’s a consenting adult, other people’s relationships aren’t my business, ya feel?16: Do you believe in “love at first sight”? no17: Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet? Why not18: What do you consider a deal breaker? Not wanting futures that can work with each other19: How do you know it’s time to end a relationship? When we’re clearly not compatible in who we are/what we want20: Are you currently in a relationship? Happily so!!21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends? yes 22: Do you think people should date their friends? It’s worked out well for me- besides if you’re not friends with the person you’re in a relationship with, it won’t last very long23: How many relationships have you had? 2.3724: Do you think love can last forever? yes25: Do you believe love can conquer all things? no26: Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of? Not because my parents didn’t approve of them, but it would give me pause27: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be? I am worth a partner who actually wants me and will care for me back 28: Do you think long distance relationships can work? Yes!!29: What do you notice first about another person? Probably their body language?30: Are you straight, bi, gay or pansexual? lesbian31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness? No, of course not32: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship? Thankfully no33: Do you want to get married one day? I do34: What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed? I can’t commit to any tattoos lol. What if I decide I want a different font?35: Could you be in a relationship without sex? Yes, but tbqh I’d want sex long term36: Are you still a virgin? ye37: What’s more important: Looks or personality? personality38: Do you enjoy love films? Not particularly, but theres some decent ones39: Have you ever given anyone/received roses? i don’t think so40: Have you ever had a valentine? Yes 41: What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”? anything with my girlfriend, I adore her and just enjoy being with her42: Have you ever read “Romeo & Juliet”? lol yes43: What’s more important: Your partner or your friends? Everyone is important44: Would you consider yourself “romantic”? yeah, kinda45: Could you imagine to date one of your current friends? I am dating someone I was friends with, so yes, and it has been a great move46: Have you ever been “friendzoned”? I don’t think so? At least not permanently47: Which “famous couple” is your favorite? Eliza and Ham minus cheating, or Alex and Maggie, if we can count fictional48: What’s your favorite love song? “Helpless” (Hamilton) and “Love Song” (Pippin)49: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? I have, and I’m sorry50: If you’re single, why do you think you are? Not single ^-^51: Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy? Poor but nice girl, thank you very much52: Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships? I try, but like, I’m no wizard 53: Are you jealous of couples when you’re single? Not really54: How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on Facebook)? I mean, idk about “official” but I think it’s important that both partners are on the same page about what they expect from the relationship, including how public it is55: Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”? I try really hard not to be 56: Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship? Is this like someone else’s? no?57: Do you think it’s silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart? Please if you’re considering suicide, call this hotline: 1-800-273-8255. Suicide is serious, and you deserve help58: Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship? Equal partner in crime, thank you very much (probably more sub)59: Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary? No, and im gonna try not to start now! 60: What’s your opinion on open relationships? Consenting adults. I don’t care what other people do other than that. I like my relationship as is currently61: Who’s more important: Your partner or your family? Omfg. Okay, in many ways my partner is like family, and this question is ridiculous regardless, everyone’s situations are different and valid 62: How do you define “cheating”? when one partner makes the decision to do relationshipy things outside the relationship without communicating with the other partner/getting their consent 63: Is watching porn while being in a relationship inappropriate? This is something for partners to discuss and decide amongst themselves. 64: Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated? Lol a little, but it can be fun 65: Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”? with my girlfriend hell yeah

#vday #valentines day #asks #tw: suicide #suicide mention #on a happier note #I adore my habibti

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