The real reason shes so quiet
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I hate being Texan
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I dozed off and had a dream that frictional changed the photos in the bunker without telling anyone and they were so fucked up and everyone was so mad 😭😭😭
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Forgot to tell yall that I had a nightmare about a 12 year old reading my fics and every time I blocked her she somehow came back and tried to interact with me 😭😭
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doctor who au but the doctor can and has been able to break the forth wall since the start and either 1) they ask the audience member for help like some strange sci-fi version of dora the explorer or 2) they have a love-hate passive-aggressive relationship with the viewer
eg. the doctor turns around and is like "can you tell me where the tardis is? 😃" and u end up screaming at them that its riGHT THERE and they just look at u like a goldfish, no thoughts, head empty or
eg. the doctor gets hurt or does something stupid (affectionate) and the viewer laughs so the doc calls them out on it or the doc gets hurt or does smth stupid (derogatory) and the viewer is fucking yelling at their screen for the millionth time, threatening to crawl in there and rip both the doctor's hearts out or smth and the doctor, all sad and bloodied bc idk they just lost another companion or some shit, just like- looks at the viewer. all sad and silent. really makes u shut up and think.
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Had a dream that went sorta like this:
Me, looking out my window even though it only looks to my neighbor's garden: yo God, if you're actually real, give me a sign
Booming voice: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME
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Tails but like long catt
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Recently i had a dream in which i was commuting somewhere i think school and every like 20 seconds or so id suddenly realize i was missing my bag so id look around and see it beside me. Id breathe a sigh of relief and then like 20 seconds later itd happen again cant escape constant anxiety even in dreams
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one time I had a dream that I was batman and I had to steal hersheys chocolate syrup from a construction site with commissioner gordon and robin
the heist was successful until we were stopped and attacked by a pack of angry dogs and they cartoonishly stole all of our armfulls of syrup and we left empty handed.
the BEST part is that when we got back to wayne manor and I opened the fridge and it was just absolutely loaded with hersheys chocolate syrup
robin then yelled at me for the next twelve minutes
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i had a dream that i was telling pedro pascal a story but he would only respond by saying “kawaii!🫰”
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Had a dream where everyone was taking screenshots of Katy Perry music videos and adding “face” in big black letters on top
Like this
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I once again had a nightmare in which I had to explain to people the difference between emo, goth, dark aristo, and vkei. plz spare me already I just wanna have normal dreams :(
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Butch Axe-Wielding Minotaur
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