#i wouldnt be the least surprised

[corvidcall]

"heres how mike schmidt could actually be an afton-"

"heres how mike schmidt could actually be an emily-"

#fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf movie spoilers #i think if it turned out that mike was actually an afton it would be kinda... #dumb? #but i think if it turned out that mikes dad had been friends and business partners with william afton i think that would still work #like. mike was a traumatized child so i wouldn't be surprised if he forgot what his dads friend looked like #or at least that he wouldnt recognize the man years later #and it would explain why afton was in Nebraska and able to snatch Garrett #even though its implied that Nebraska isnt where they live

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thank you WH update for confirming that Wally breathes. i really thought he didnt <3

#but also fuck it for confirming that bc it sounds like hes in pain and it hurts my shriveled heart #(keep it up the pain is top tier <3 hurt him more. but also dont. but Do. i want the emotional agony attached) #but uhhhhh seriously tho i did Not expect breathing to be in his library of skills #absolutely unprompted #welcome home #'why is that' i hear one person passively wonder #well considering that he doesnt sleep. and he doesnt eat normally - one could argue that he Doesnt eat either. #and how he Knows hes a puppet. #i really thought he wouldnt feel an innate need to keep up a charade of 'breathing' like the others who are Unaware! #BUT IT TURNS OUT ITS NOT A CHARADE AHAHA #THEY KINDA NEED TO APPARENTLY! at least i can assume so #but i was Genuinely surprised to hear wally's labored breathing in his hidden record audios #i almost paused the first one i heard to go 'what??? he can breathe??' #i had convinced myself of it so Thoroughly that i need to edit some stuff in my brain #bc oh boy i had Thoughts completely centered on that #oh well! into the fire they go!! #im happy for him. puppet man gets to enjoy the annoyance that is breathing

[harbingersecho]

some short felix stuff. also price is there for a second

#red vs blue #rvb #aiden price #price #felix #*24 #mine #video #i dont think these are as good as the other one but i REALLY like the felix's eye shift thing i did so. im posting it #i dont get to draw price like ever. which is a shame cuz i love that guy. even if he was a manipulative pos ''counsellor'' who ruined live #so was hannibal!! at least price doesnt eat ppl you know. he just lets them be taken over by an ai and abuses his position to test his #''patients''. free my mans! also im putting quotes on all that bc (i think ive said this before) its a genuine fucking miracle if he has a #license. like post-pfl it def got revoked but UNSC's vetting process or the state of the intragalactic psych licensing sucks ass. idk which #it is! or if its a third options where price just didnt have a license/it got revoked way before pfl and there's just a small disclaimer of #''this is not medical advice im not a licensed professional'' hidden in his resume that no one ever read theyre just. yeah hes got a phd! #idk enough abt halo lore to know which one it is but considering the spartan program i wouldnt be surprised if their ethics board is just a #money-laundering front or smth. if they even HAVE one. ok im rambling i'll stop

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Tfw you realize if we getting old discourse back with Percy Jackson show, then that means if Titans Curse gets adapted, people are gonna get mad at an actual twelve year old for not wanting to be a mother to her younger brother.

#yes im referring to how people reacted to bianca choosing to join the hunters of artemis #and therefore leave nico at camp #because apparently people back then didn't understand a child isnt a mother #she is a child at the end of the day herself #and literally had unknowingly been stuck in that hotel for years with nico #having to look after him the whole time #and given she believes nico will be safe at the camp #and that artemis told her she can still visit her brother #its clear bianca believed everything would be okay when joining the hunters #just desperate for some freedom #plus her last act that led to her death was her literally getting a gift for nico #but the way people reacted you'd think she just abandoned him completely #when it was not like that at all #granted maybe fandom has mellowed out and new fans wont be as bad #but given some fandoms are still iffy when female characters breath #i wouldnt be surprised if the discourse comes back a little at least

[zexonyte]

yeah i made him a fish lookin thang whatcha gonna do about it

#mother series #giegue #earthbound beginnings #yeah im proud of this so im putting it on tumblr too. hiii mother times server how yall doing #ignore that he doesnt have a back leg i tried but it looked kinda weird and cramped #anyways i gave giegue gill things and a more fish-esque appearance because i hc his species is aquatic #like they come from an oceanic? aquatic? unsure. well its a planet that is almost entirely water im talkin subnautica levels of sea #that's why he had that capsule orb thing in mother 1. he needs it to live and the weird engine-esque things at his side are like purifiers #making sure the liquid is suitable. not too focused on much else (why bother when you're a super powerful psychic) but isn't exactly fragil #like the material is flexible and rubbery even. you hit it and it bounces back a good amount #we don't really get an explanation for why earth itself was chosen to get invaded. at least i don't remember if there was one sorry 😭 BUT #i hc also that the reason giegue's species decided to invade here specifically was because of territory. i mean we've got a lot of water #maybe they took george and maria to test humanity in a sense. if they reacted positively to an alien child mayybe they wouldnt have needed #to straight up eradicate humanity maybe this time we wont need to fight too much. would be inconvenient to waste firepower on these #simple creatures. they're not even that smart. can't even use our epic brain powers lol (aged real well) #once again they aint found him yet but when they do they gon be surprised #anyways its like 4 in the morning i cant keep doing this. thanks for reading my brainworms over a game ive never played 🤙

[chaos-in-one]

"Omg can Americans stop complaining about barely any snow!!!"

Just had to shovel almost half a foot of snow off my entire driveway. At a minimum this is usually a weekly task, sometimes a daily task or even one you have to do multiple times a day based on how bad it is. And things like school and work aren't going to be canceled either, not unless something breaks pretty badly, because with how often it snows in the Winter, canceling for that much snow would seriously mess up a lot of things.

America is huge as fuck with a variety of climates. Not every American complaining about snow is "whining about nothing". And those who are whining about a relatively small amount of snow... it's because they have a very warm climate and don't have any preparations for it, so it seriously messed them up.

#gotta love living in Colorado #was in the negatives a few weeks ago and the only reason school got canceled is because the pipes broke #I wouldnt be surprised if they had made us go if it wasnt for that #but nah seriously non Americans if you're gonna bitch about Americans complaining about weather #at least actually look at a map for 5 seconds first

[walkerrenee]

maggie sure does like to make sure we never forget adam will piss just about anywhere at anytime

#at this point i wouldnt be surprised if he has never used an actual toliet a day in his life #trc reread #is this supposed to correspond with all the dog & mutt comments about him? #i get it he's poor and raised among hicks ok his outdoor pissing habits do not need to be mentioned at least twice a book 😭 #adam parrish #the raven cycle #lit

[ajdrawshq]

i want to say that if i were siffrin id abuse the hell out of loops to sleep SO often but. considering that they tend to spiral when left to their own devices. i understand

#the way he berates himself so harshly sometimes . man #and that was a thing even BEFORE the Smile and Optimism left #we love a protag that cant even look at their problems !! #i also wonder if them forgetting minor details (like. what a kiln is) is bc of their apparently normal memory issues or bc of the loops.... #wouldnt be surprised if they have full on amnesia with the way their backstory is so. nonexistent #i should redo the odile friendship thing bc that taps into it a lil bit and i had to run thru it bc of my dying battery #yknow. given his memory problems its surprising he can remember all of his lines for every conversation #like i would be fumbling so hard with at least half of these #im also . worried . abt whatever it is that the king is trying to imply by asking if they 'remember' #bc none of the 3 answers ive done so far rly did anything...... unless im reading too much into it. who knows #much to think about. #isat #isat spoilers #it feels so good to hyperfixate on something without worrying abt anything else again..

[todayisafridaynight]

if i start to wonder what would've happened if arakawa did take The Right Baby and ikumi got back masato then no im not dont look at me

#snap chats #dont even look at me bro im not even playing #because OBVIOUSLY arakawa would then raise ichi yeah. thats a whole can of worms to open #but then what happens to masato ? ikumi and jo were already running back to get him #ok. more accurately IKUMI was running back to get him while jo was tagging along #so sure they open the locker and get him out but then what ? #assuming that the damage to masato's organs had already taken place what would they do then ? #would ikumi Also have rushed masato to the hospital? but then what ? #arakawa could have at least explained some form of the truth to the doctors and be like This Is My Baby Help Him #but what would ikumi and jo do ? would they admit That was their baby? because THEN what #or would they just give up the baby at the hospital then and there #assuming they even get to the hospital on time to save masato #like girl do not LOOK AT ME I WONDER SO BADLY WHAT WOULD'VE HAPPENED IF IKUMI WAS EVEN A MINUTE QUICKER #like whats the likely series of events to ensue... i almost wanna think they Wouldnt take masato to the hospital #they didn't even trust an adult to take masato instead of putting him in a locker #bringing him to the hospital would just invite a bunch of questions #and it wouldnt surprise me if the doc they saw wouldnt figure the real story #i HAVE to stop thinking i will be here FOREVER if i dont #anyway... to pivot.. i did some christmas shopping today //screams// #and while i was out this mate was like 'oh i really like your hair :)' and i was just. thanks :) i didnt shower yet <:) #every time someone tells me my hair's nice it is always on a day where i havent washed it and its like... should i just not #im not gonna even FINISH that thought NASTY but still. it is very funny lol #ok bye

[raven6229]

i havent watched this show in years wtf is going on send help i have assignments due at 8am

edit:

fuck i posted this on the wrong blog sorry hetalia fans

#ninjago #ninjago masters of spinjitzu #i had to make a blog for this #so i wouldnt torment my mutuals on main #i miss ghost cole #it was so cool and they chickened out #watched one of the newer seasons #batshit show still but it made me feel like an excited little kid #dragon forms would have made me go apeshit when i was 12 #also what is up with that stuff basically being the finale to season 2 #not that im complaining it was nostalgic to see old characters #im surprised dareth is still around #wish theyd reference cole's time as a ghost at least #found snake jay aus and that has been living rent free in my head #i have had a wonderfully unproductive day #i should do my duolingo #and homework #but what if ghost cole fanfic #im surprised that they kept zane a robot but had cole stop being a ghost #though i guess you can destroy a robot easier than a ghost and ghost cole was kind of overpowered #still i feel strongly about this and cannot stop myself #this blog is the void into which i scream #ninja go #i miss being a kid sometimes #i remember when ninjago was the axis around which my life revolved #second grade raven lost her shit at episode 7 #like holy shit zane is a robot thats so cool #raven hyperfixates #im so normal about these blorbos #we blorbing

[fiendishartist2]

nvm turns out i just bring more tma doodles

(image 1): "maybe if i pretend to have a nervous breakdown elias will let me leave" "i think im in love with my boss"

(image 2): "DRUGS GIVE ME DRUGS GIVE ME DRUGS-" "can you feel the love tonight~"

#im so bored bc its like 2am but i cant sleep bc i had a nap in the middle of the day #so im just like sitting here... wide awake....... #whatever #to no ones surprise i am once again drawing jon in a fancy little outfit #this time its a jumpsuit #they're so sillay to ME. to you its a tragedy but im different #im rewatching tma rn and i just started s3 and ik i posted about ut yesterday but martin is so so so funny #all jon does so far is: be a little prick to martin specifically. stalk his coworkers. and get accused of murder and then disappear #and martin is like 😳😳😳 #i believe that they only really started building a connection after prentiss trapped martin in his flat bc jon is noticably nicer to martin #and even in s2 when everything is falling apart btwn jon and tim and jon is becoming more irrational- martin cares about him #so i think s2 is when martin was like oooh okay. so im in love with him. esp with daisy's interview like thats proof to me that he was- #-at least crushing on jon at that point lol #and his continued faith in jon leading up to and proceeding leitners murder is just extra proof that martin cared a lot about jon from- #-prentiss onward #oh also that song martin is singing is na na na by mcr and jon is singing can you feel the love tonight by elton john #in my heart i believe jon went out for drinks at least once with the s1 crew even tho i know in my brain he probably wouldnt </3 #my art #doodles #tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #sorry if they're hard to see im allergic to good phones and its dark in my room rn

[usernyoom]

"WHERE IS FERRARI?"

I DONT KNOW JENSON

#GOD #at least they are in Q3 #i wouldnt be surprised at this point if they werent #ferrari #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #australian gp 2023 #beth liveblogs

[aropride]

im going to have to buy cellphones for the rest of my life and if things dont change itll be every 3-5 years forever IF things dont get worse and im so sick of it!!!!!!!!!!! and like yeah my next phone wont be apple cuz fuck apple but even other phones seem to have the same lifespan when it comes to software and im SICK OF IT. im sick of it!!!!!! i wish my next phone could be a small brick that i can fix myself with a youtube video or a zoom call with my dad i want to know that an item im pouring $500+ into will fucking LAST !!!!!

#text #sorry . i was looking at puters bc of the file typething but i dont really need a puter and (hopefully!!) wont for a while #but then i got thinking abt phones and how mine is definitely gonna need a replacement at some point #im guessing i can get another year out of it at least #it seems like the software is supported for like 5 years ish in the past tho with apple i wouldnt be at all surprised if they started #cutting that number down to make ppl need more replacements #ohmy god sidenote my sister was using our portable dvd player and i just reached overto grab my phone and the couch was warm and i was like #huh. so i checked the dvd player and its. SO warm. like that cant be good #shes been gone for like an hour + wasnt using it b4 that cuz she was getting dressed n shit so. what th fuck? #anyway. #techposting

[floralovebot]

What character in any media do you think is similar to garth?

I thought really hard about this but honestly I couldn't come up with a good answer.

I really wanted to say bbc's Merlin, and tbh I do still think they have a lot of similarities with their personalities and story arcs, but it's not the best answer. The thing about Garth is that he's a Good person - not just good, but "pure of heart". And like,,, that's hard to find unless you're specifically looking at children's media aimed at like,, five year olds. Anyway, while Garth and Merlin share a lot of similarities (extreme selflessness, tragic destinies, people around them being Mean, abandonment and isolation being major elements), Merlin also has a darker side to him that is just so,,, Not Garth. And in the later seasons, he starts to become very somber and cold.

Personally, I feel like the Garth/Merlin parallels are at their highest during the earlier seasons!

#i can't really think of anyone else tbh #surprising lack of characters that are truly pure of heart #anyway i do still like the garth/merlin comparison but i definitely wouldnt say theyre a 1 to 1 kind of deal yknow? #but i think if you like garth enough to look at other characters like him #bbc mer.lin is probably your safest bet (at least early on) #s4-5 specifically takes a darker turn and we see more of merlin being very Not Happy #which is still fun and interesting like i recommend the series on its own too! #but if youre specifically trying to find garth parallels.. there's more story parallels than personality ones in s5 #answered