#i'm going to get super sappy if i keep going but it's just so obvious that they're happy with where they're at

[linddzz]

I can't help but think that, after a certain point, the only thing keeping Hob from devouring Morpheus like he hasn't eaten since 1689 every time Thessaly opens her mouth is that Morpheus...Might not appreciate that(What with his track record for romantic obsession/near-ironclad monogamy). Your thoughts?

SO there is that (Morpheus being obsessively focused on one romantic partner at a time) keeping Hob from saying much, but also I don't see it being quite as territorial as going at Morpheus like a chew toy. Not that Hob wouldn't ever territorially get his teeth everywhere if given half a chance, but it'd probably be mostly once they're established as a couple (and partially fueled just by the fact that he knows Morpheus is INSANE for someone wanting to devour him like a starved animal, and Morpheus deserves to have that damnit so Hob Gadling is going to deliver!)

The reason Hob has to be held back from throwing hands with one of the most ancient witches is more than the sort of possessiveness implied by wanting to eat someone alive. I imagine it's like

-Hob at this point has known that Morpheus has been in relationships and that they've affected him deeply. Maybe he even met Calliope and it led to a bit of "JFC Gadling that is a beautiful actual goddess of poetry with a sweet smile and soothing voice so you best just settle your history professor ass down mate, can't compare to that holy fuck." But he has not seen Morpheus IN a relationship.

-Now he is seeing it. Hob is seeing all the "I will give you worlds like strung jewels. I can create the most breathtaking dreams solely from the way the light hits your eyes. We got together two weeks ago here are floor plans for the rooms I'm creating just for you within my palace when do you think you can move in??????" He sees Morpheus revealed as the obsessively romantic, clingy lunatic he is; grasping and looking like a half starved puppy for the slightest sign of returned affection. It's everything Hob could have wished for! (Plus yeah it's super obvious that Morpheus is too head over ass to hear anything, let alone respond positively to someone else trying to move at him.)

-Hob's also seeing Thessaly, current object of all this obsessive grabbing and sappy lovestruck eyes and wistful sighing. And she isn't even appreciating it!!! Sure she likely enjoys the attention (judging by the fact that she bounces once Morpheus stops paying sole attention to her). But she's just like "sure" back at Morpheus launching heart eyes like grenades. And we've all seen a friend who is over the moon for someone who is so obviously not nearly as invested.

A lot of the frustration is just the universal experience of a friend who is obviously going to get his heart broken and you're gonna need to be breaking your jaw biting down on the "oh noooooo 🙄 " trying to comfort them after. Because there is no way "mate we fuckin told you" is gonna fly well with Morpheus.

- also every time Thessaly opens her mouth Hob isnt as focused on furiously chewing on Morpheus because it's more

And him blasting "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne every time Morpheus sighs over this woman who said he wasn't even that good looking what the fUCk then move out of the way for someone who will treAT HIM RIGHT

#the devouring him like a starving peasant comes later #Dreamling #thessaly like '.....'aight' #this isnt a thessaly hate blog I just think Hob runs a thessaly hate blog

[jesterwriting]

hi jester!! i saw you mention you like to write hurt/comfort and fluff alongside the smut on this blog so i'm here to ask for just that <3 could you write something where law and reader (transmasc) reunite after being separated at sabaody due to extenuated circumstances? the yearning, the affection/touch starvation, "cuddling is not enough i need to be in his clothes" type beat of longing, the works ✨

if possible could law have they/them pronouns as well? <:3 ty for your time!! 💖💓

pairing: trafalgar law x reader

contents: fluff, reunions, they/them law, soft law, a lot of yearning, transmasc reader but it's not super obvious except for one mention of chest scars, a vomiting butterflies metaphor is in here because i love when love is so sappy it makes you metaphorically sick, mentions of wanting to switch hearts with law, maybe ooc?? still trying to get ahold of law’s character

word count: 1.3k words

note: i LOVE fluff and i LOVE yearning. unsure if this counts entirely as hurt/comfort, but if you want soft law and sappy reunions, this will certainly fill that void. thank you so much for your request i had so much fun with this, i really hope you enjoy it <33

playlist: exist for love by aurora

It had been too long. Excitement had your hands shaking. To keep them steady, you curled them tight against your chest, though you couldn’t keep your fingers from fidgeting with the divots between your knuckles. Your heart hammered a desperate beat in your chest as your boat approached Sabaody Archipelago, the destination where you would report back to your captain, and partner, after your extended mission away from the Polar Tang.

Neither of you wanted to be apart for so long, but it couldn’t be helped. Your natural abilities made you a perfect candidate, and as always with Law, logic won out over matters of the heart. You couldn’t fault them for it, the plan only made sense with you at the helm. For all your desire to stay, you couldn’t, you both knew that.

The night you left, Law kissed each of your knuckles tenderly, before placing their lips against your forehead, warm, if not slightly chapped. The two of you stayed like that for a moment, alone under the stars — your goodbye to the rest of the crew had happened earlier, far less intimate and far more boisterous, though you didn’t find yourself complaining — before Law pulled away, affection dancing in their eyes. A soft expression reserved only for you.

They ran the calloused pad of their thumb against your cheek one final time. “Stay safe out there, Y/N-ya.”

You shivered slightly, wishing you were back home already, not hunting Law down through the mangroves of Sabaody. Normally, you would have docked at a closer, but as per their instructions, you kept your distance. Anticipation made butterflies sing in your chest, little legs tickling your innermost organs. Imaginary wings fluttered against your sternum. Whether your nausea was caused by anxiety or desperate yearning, you weren’t sure. Either way, you felt as if you were seconds from puking a hoard of winged insects onto the mossy ground. You knew where they would go, flying to the Polar Tang ahead of you to greet your beloved captain with bile coated adoration.

Law was not the most affectionate human. Their love made itself known through small acts of service throughout the day, or quiet moments spent together, simply sharing the same space. That was your favorite. You enjoyed watching their face twitch when they were lost in thought, or engaged in a good book. Sometimes, they would read to you, your head against them as one of their tattooed fingers brushed the hair from your face. You listened with rapt attention, their voice rumbling against your ear.

You missed them. Desperately. Every part of them had made a home under your skin, from their sarcastic quips to even their most infuriating tendencies to isolate themself in times of stress. Law was not without their faults, and neither were you. They accepted you as you were, loved you at your basest form, fingers reverent against the scars on your chest. It made you want to be better, to grow and change. You wanted to be your best self with them.

First and foremost, however, you just wanted to see Law. You were certain their eyes would light up when they saw you, their smirk morphing into something more genuine.

So lost in your thoughts, you didn’t realize the Polar Tang was within eyesight. Your breath caught in your throat when you saw Law, sitting on the edge of the sub. They were alone, likely having sent the rest of the crew out to explore the Archipelago. You snickered to yourself. Law was never one for public displays of affection, and they must have known that you would refuse to hold yourself back from jumping in their arms. Not now, not this time, not after it had been so long since you felt their arms around you.

You didn’t realize you were running until you felt your breath coming in heavy pants. Law climbed down the ladder to greet you, unable to hide their pleasure through their usual smirk. Their smile was small, though the adoration in it made tears well in your eyes. You threw yourself into Law’s chest, their arms slotting into place around your shoulders as your own fingers clutched the back of his jacket tightly. Inhaling deeply, you realized that most of all, you missed their scent. Spicy and slightly antiseptic.

“You found me,” They said into your hair. You could feel their lips brush against your scalp as they squeezed you closer to them.

Loosening your grip and, tracing small shapes between their shoulder blades, you laughed, “Told you I would.”

Law sighed, slumping slightly into your embrace as if a heavy weight was removed from their shoulders. They wouldn’t admit it, at least not right now, but they were worried about you. There was always the chance you wouldn’t come back home. They had spent many sleepless nights, throwing themself deep into their work, to keep from considering that circumstance for longer than they needed. But, here you were, alive and well, back where you belonged. Close to their chest and in their grasp, never to let you go.

They pulled back to look at you, trace the lines of your face with their fingers. You smiled and leaned into their touch.

“I’m taking you to the infirmary, Y/N-ya. It’s been a while since your last checkup.” Even as they spoke, attempting to be stern, their hands were gentle as they cupped your face. Law tilted your head left and right, examining you with a trained eye.

You missed them so much it was crazy.

A part of you wondered if you could switch your heart with Law’s so you would always have a piece of them inside you. What would it feel like to have their heart beat in your chest? It certainly wouldn’t feel the same as your own. Maybe heavier. They always carry so much weight with them, and, for once, you would like to lessen the burden, if only for a second.

With a grin, you let your head flop against their chest. “I can tell you already I’m not hurt.”

Law rolled their eyes. You may have your face buried in their jacket, but you knew that sigh anywhere. “I’ll be the judge of that.”

Even then, they refused to peel themself away from you. You both knew you couldn’t stay like this forever, but that didn’t mean you didn’t want to. The butterflies returned as you rocked side to side on your heels. Law inhaled deeply and followed your movements, nose against the top of your head.

“I missed you, Law.”

“I know you did.” They snickered when you pulled back to hit them with a glare. “I missed you too, Y/N-ya, you know that.”

Laughing, you slid your hands to cup the back of their head. Fingertips gentle against the hair under their hat, you pulled them into a kiss. Their lips moved slowly against yours. Savoring you.

It would be a long time before they would allow you to leave again, plans be damned.

#one piece x reader #trafalgar law x y/n #trafalgar law x you #trafalgar law x reader #one piece imagines #one piece headcanons #law x reader #law x yn #law x you #.jesterwrites

[boxwinebaddie]

i need to know how stan proposed to kyle in Sixth grade Omfg😭😭 i bet he was so cheesy my Sappy king!

oooooooh you already knooooow!!!!! lover boy antics

( this got long, i'm sorry i get really excited when i get to talk abt rm and esp all the stuff from the past bc LORE )

so, before i get into it, in accordance with ncuniverse stanon, all my stans meet kyle and are immediately madly in love with him.

the difference between pep!stan and rm!ravenstan is that pep!stan could not distinguish the difference between platonic/romantic love so stan basically just thought it was completely normal to be unhealthily obsessed with your best friend/think everything about him was perfect...and also he dated wendy on and off his whole life which made things...v complicated.

( wendy is in rm, but wendy is NOT from south park, so that OG canon doesn't exist in rm, but she's definitely coming into play soon and i mention her in the next chapter in a small way so ;) keep your eyes peeled for that my friends )

but, uh...oh my god. so rm!stan helped kyle move in and was...immediately In Love with him and KNEW that. in(stan)taneously. it was...On Sight. *stan vc* Wowza

like kyle broflovski tapped stan on the shoulder, hit him in the face with that New Jersey accent and it was OVER for stan. like the skies opened up the angels were singing he was like that is my husband dhsksk heeeelp it was also extremely obvious to literally every single person in south park that stan was madly in love with kyle…

...Except For Kyle.

like obvious to the point where when little stan was in the hospital after the hockey puck incident

( which...that is MY FAVORITE FLASHBACK YOU CAN TALK TO ME ABT THAT ANYTIME )

he was largely unresponsive and pretty miserable, but kyle came in with flowers and soup to say thank u ( he was stuttering the whole time my god he was so nervous ) and stan smiled so hard and got so excited to see kyle that he ripped...all his stitches open and had to have his jaw REWIRED shut....unbelievable....pack it up Gay Boy! that's right! i know what the fuck you are!!! ashdsad MAN!! RELAX!!!!!

also multiple people have brought it up to kyle and he is genuinely confused abt it bc his self confidence and body dysmorphia was so bad ( eric cartman i will fucking kill u ) that he cannot even fathom stan having a crush on him being Not a really cruel joke :( sigh

part of it is that all my stans are very conventionally attractive and frighteningly beautiful, which i think is so funny because to offset that i just make them soooo fucking gross that it is offputting slkdsa

( also stan never grew out of his nasty boy antics, like management is like...raven did u...accuse the prime minister of france of 'ripping ass' on national television and high five him because it was a '9/10'...and call him 'broski'...and raven is like...it was actually an 8 but i didn't want to be rude so i gave him an extra point and management is like RAVENSSKHLHD!!...if ur waiting for the day ravenstan is not in trouble...ur gonna be waiting a long time...hes in tabloid jail 25/8 )

BUT ANYWAYS! BACK TO STAN BEING BEAUTIFUL AND GROSS!

despite being gross...his eyes are too blue and pretty unfortunately so people are willing to let that go...he has pretty privilege help

and by age 11 stan had been asked out/proposed to like...over 22 times ( mostly cartman, die cartman )...all declined. he used to be really nice about it, but recently if cartman tries it and uses his deadname and the wrong pronouns stan just...looks at him blankly and is like "who?"

and then sees kyle come out of his honors english class with all his books and is immediately like all over him, chatting excitedly aw aw

the second gag is that rm!stan does not think kyle is in love with him but hes willing to be super best friends with him forever and never tell him if that means he can stay close to him...only wants him to b happy...even if its not with him....AAAAAa....i hate it here :'(((

with that in mind! sixth grade! cartmans mom was getting remarried to some really rich guy and cartman was flexing hard like "listen up peasants and poor people my mewm is marrying into royalty sluts!!"

and kyle was like...lmao "congrats on ur moms...what is it? eighth marriage? my family lost count after wedding gift number 5"

naturally this pissed cartman off and he was like "oh yeah, jewboy??? at least my mom got married!! actually my mom got married eight times and you??? you're nothing, you're disgusting!!! you'll be lucky if anyone pities you enough to marry you once!!! i bet by the time i've got grandkids, you'll be still be miserable and alone. choke, fatty : )"

kyle was unfortunately used to this behavior and was like whatever!! marriage is a social construct you idiot!!! and tried to play it off but stan Over Heard it and was MAD AS HELL! he took that shit HELLA PERSONAL!!!! he was like hell no absolutely the Fuck not, you trick ass bitch!

and hatched a stan plan

*narrator nina vc* Stan Always Had A Plan.

and that plan...naturally...was to propose to kyle. in an extra way.

( yes all my stans propose to my kyles in extraneous ways smh...dramatic bisexual boy behavior i am embarrassed )

( another small side bar, i think at this point in rm stan is...about as happy as he gets and i don't even feel bad about talking about this because i was going to mention it in kyles letter but i forgot...

so in rm stan had really really reaaaaally long hair like had never ever gotten a haircut and it was a large part of his gender dysphoria and stress for him...so as a birthday present...sharon cut his hair to about shoulder length ( which was...a big deal...ill go into it later ) but stan was SOOOOO HAPPY!!!! it was so :')))) he like started wearing his hair down and smiled so much he was so happy omg my son my son

also him and kyle went as coraline and wybie for hween it was so cute like...stan in the yellow raincoat and the boots...kyle in the iconic black and white fit...love them )

ANYWAYS! MIDDLE SCHOOL STANS PROPOSAL PLAN

so he spent 2-3 days, as is natural for my stans, doing a craft, getting something ready to give to kyle smh

and then texted him and was like "do u want to go to starks pond?" he also used !!! three exclamation points and the :'D face...gay ass...smh

they had a cute little picnic and the tiny ring box was burning a tiny hole in tiny stans pocket but he panicked...like he had a song and everything...he got too nervous help!!!!

stans last ditch effort was that he asked kyle to skip rocks with him and was like "dude!!! hang on ur shoes untied!!!!!! let me get it" ;)

and kyle was like "oh thanks bro--WHA " :O

bc...there is stan...on the bank of stark's pond...in all the rocks and mud and dirt and grass...with the stars out...and alll the fireflies flickering around like fairy dust...on one knee and...

he hollowed an acorn out :') and made a little rope hinge out of twine and stuff so it opened and closed....he also...painstakingly weaved pine needles into a tiny little ring perfect for kyles finger and hot glued a little fresca bottle cap on there

( when they met kyle asked him for a bottle opener for his fresca and stan opened it with a lighter and said 'I Am The Bottle Opener' which...yes is a Metal Boy Thing...also yes kyle was in love...also yes stan kept that bottle cap...wow )

in shop class he also engraved their intials on it...like on stans old bed....gross im crying so cute...ew ew ew

and stan was like!! "haha STUPID!!! you're wearing rainboots dumbass i cant believe u fell for that" ( while literally proposing )

and kyle was panicked and freaking out like "w-what are you doing?!?!?!?"

and stan was like "what does it look like dummy shdlka"

( heeeeelp )

and kyle was like fully in shock like

"aRE YOU PROPOSING TO ME??????????!!!!?!?!?!?!?"

and stan was like "well i'm Trying to! Jeez! but it’s gonna take forever if you keep INTERRUPTING! ME!" unserious omg and is like "look, i couldn't ask you to the dance, so i decided to do the next best thing…which was to ask you to marry me!!! so what do u say?"

( a very reasonable and logical next best step help )

poor kyle he was not ready for this, this is like an insane dream he's having...yes he's had this dream before...they were older in it tho...yes stan looked like raven...i dont want to talk abt it

hes like

"whAT???!?!???!!!! STAN YOU CANT /ASK/ ME TO MARRY YOU!"

and stans like "why Not!!!!>:( i mean...ugh ok!! so it's Not Legal, but it will be! Eventually i hope! until then, it can be our secret! <3"

kyle is like "Nononono, i mean like...were in MIDDLE SCHOOL, stan!!! Adults get married and Have kids!!! Kids Do Not get married!!! also why -- why the hell would you want to marry Me of all people???"

he is sweating and shaking oh my god also stan is like wow so cute but also hes also....really nervous bc hes worried this is going Badly...poor stan...his luck with proposals going smooth is...rip

and stan is like "first off all Mr Technical! we are Preteens!!! and people say you're supposed to marry your favorite person in the world!!!! and YOURE my favorite person in the world!!! so why wouldnt i marry you if you're my super best friend???? but…”

*stan sigh*

“Ugugugh...Okay.

if you're That worried about us being too young to get married..."

stan, still freezing to death, soaked to the bone is like

"temporary me."

*flustered confused kyle vc* what????

and stan is like "temporary me!! like Temporarily Marry Me. like as a trial run? i'll propose to your right now and then in like ten years, when were adults and they've legalized gay marriage, come find me, bring me the ring & box back and ill replace it with a real one :') <333"

then continues

"but like...you're going to get into fancy schools and meet lots of rich smart successful people...so if you find someone else that you actually really love, that...that's...o-okay...you can just give everything back to me and wash your hands of it...just let me know which one haha! i guess...that's a little confusing? sorry! shdslahd whew!"

but kyle is still processing like "temporar...but what if you find someone else YOU love and want to be with instead???"

and stan just smiles and is like "i wont"

and kyle is like "stan!!! be seroius!!!!"

and stan is like "i Am being serious. I Wont."

( AAAAA MY STAN IS A ONE MAN MAN WHAT CAN I SAY! he is being so FR too like…im crying ur honor )

and hes like "okay but is that a yes....my legs are going numb"

and kyle is like "yes of-of course, but sta--"

and stan is like "SWWWWWWWEEEEET!" and slides the ring on kyles finger and gives him the box and then his watch beeps and hes like!!! "oh shit i gotta go catch that last bus or my mom will kill me!"

but before he goes he gives kyle a kiss on the forehead and is like "see you later, kyle marsh!!!"

and kyle is like "b-bye!!! s-stan broflovski!!!"

stan rings the bell on his bike at him and disappears into the night and kyle is just sitting there...looking at his hand...

A Temporaried Man

( also present kyle...does look at it often in The Stan Box...aka stans open casket aka the stuff they didnt bury with him rip...

also stan made that little ring so it fit on a much larger middle school kyles ring finger but...present kyle can wear it on his PINKY...as an Adult...so unfortunately...i think that says a lot about how kyle is doing with his...ed...unfortunately...im sad )

but yeah!!! my sons are married!!! anyways!!!! style world domination!

ok wait Actually i think before he left little stan was like

"ky!!! stop making the freak out face, dude!!! just breathe! relax!!!"

*rm stan vc* smile pendejo ;)

AAAAAAAAAA RAVESEY WORLD DOMINATION BABY!

-uncle nina vibing at 7am drinking a monster energy

p.s very inchresting that it’s been ten years…hm…

#idk if this makes sense because its like 7am #BUT LITERALLY MY SON THE ROMANTIC #like rm!stan is so cute because he was in love in love with kyle #like zero hesitation like he took that hockey puck in the mouth he carried all of kyles books ties his shoes #like it was so unserious and so Sad because stan was just like its ok i dont want to lose him so i wont tell him!!! hahaha we are Friends : #ALSO NOT THEM BEING TEMPORARIED #THEYRE SO CUTE #sometimes when people hit on him #bc kyle is super fine #but hates people #he says hes married #also says my husband #and also says stan #delulu behavior but its ok...he can be delulu bc actually...Hes Right #that doesnt happen that often for delulu people but it is actually happening for kyle and stan is a FIONE PUNK ROCK STAR CELEBPRETTY #so he actually fucking won #also little stan and kyle...so cute...love them

[zmediaoutlet]

C, D, W for the ask meme!

eyy reciprocation -- did D already (twice sorta) but for CW (eep!) -- the hateful asks:

C. A ship you have never liked and probably never will.

er, Sam/Jess. Not because of wincest or whatever, but because... Jess isn't a person. And that's fine! I love fridged girlfriends -- that sounds snide but I actually really do, I genuinely enjoy fridged beloved characters that motivate action from the real characters, and I completely don't give a shit about them as 'people' because they're not people. So if someone's trying to genuinely get me to care about Jessica Moore I'm like... nice OC you have there but, eh. That chick wasn't ever on-screen. For a while I thought about writing a five times in the vein of 'Five People Jessica Moore Could Have Been', just to make a point, but I couldn't even muster up the interest for that. It's all right for her to just be pretty and vaguely supportive and dead. (Tbh, I don't even really buy that Sam love-loved her, but that's for another ask, lol.)

W. A trope which you are virtually certain to hate in any fandom.

I had to go and make lunch to think about this and I'm struggling to come up with any answer beyond like... interfering/rude/super argumentative/cruel Character A who is allegedly on the side of Character B, but tbh I can see zero reason why Character B would keep them around. This is the case with a lot of faghag best friends in fic -- you know, she's friends with Boy A who's pining for Boy B, and she puts them in a cruelly embarrassing scenario where feelings become obvious. May she die screaming for that shit. But it's also the case with couples who dislike each other but it's a slap slap kiss scenario -- bleh -- or siblings who allegedly like each other but their teasing crosses the line into being fucking dickheads. A weird amount of SPN-fic falls in into that last trap, which I... just don't get. Sam and Dean get along super well. Like. They actually like and love each other. The fics where they're transformed into sappy boyfriends who don't act like brothers bug me, for sure, but they don't make me rage like 'they're only held together by accident of destiny and would cheerfully run 1000 miles away from each other if they had the chance'. Bro, just.... watch the show. That ain't it. Stop making them worse.

#this is esp the case with a lot of sam pov #where the writer clearly really dislikes dean #and so he comes off like a crass moron #but then *sam* comes off like an arrogant fuckhead #i always want to put a magnifying glass to the ear of such writers #to stare at their brain #like... is this how you think people should be treated? yikes #answers #ask meme

[rosesforwildwitches]

when I'm reading fanfic: I'm in love with sappy hurt/comfort, ughhh it's so sweet how this stubborn little man gets supported by his (friends/lovers/fanfic dependent) and how everyone comes together to help out when things are bad. but like also come on dude it's super obvious what's happening you don't have to keep up the whole tough guy "I'm stoic and everything's fine" act for fucks sake, it's fine just open up to people man.

me in real life: I will never so much as shed a tear in front of anyone who's known me for less than a decade, anything I say about my years of mental illness and my shitty past is going to be phrased nonchalantly as a joke, and if you try to actually be serious about my issues and try to be sweet then I'll absolutely try to brush it off or flip out because oh no you've figured out too much about me, instead I'll just cry myself to sleep over YouTube videos. death before dishonor and by dishonor I mean having to share my feelings and be vulnerable because my feelings are weird and gross.

#idk maybe it's just me #maybe it's a thing #fanfic

[allsassnoclass]

“a few more souls on the bus now” took me out

#personal #because they have the bus metaphor yknow #they are a bus they are driving and people get on and off but they're always on the bus #5sos #take my hand #5sos5 #guys i really liked this one. more than i thought i would #i've been keeping expectations low so i'm not disappointed by anything #but i *really* like this which is kind of strange because it feels very wftt and i've only listened to that album like three times #of course it still has the 5sos flair so maybe that's what's doing it too #like. despite luke being the sole writer and the lyrics dealing with a lot that wftt dealt with it feels like a 5sos song #which i also assume is michael's producing at work #lyrically there's so much else i could say too #i feel like this entire album is going to be a love letter to the band and to their journey and to themselves #and i for one am very very excited about that #i'm going to get super sappy if i keep going but it's just so obvious that they're happy with where they're at #and that's being reflected by their music in a way that it hasn't yet before #because i think they haven't had this peace and joy with it before #okay that's all from me on the song now lol i won't post any more spoilers

[valentine-writes]

can you do thoma romantic hcz,,, 🤲

thoma x reader general hcs !

↳ ft. thoma

「 gn! reader, romantic relationship <3 」

author's note: ´͈ ᵕ `͈ <3 aaa!!!!! u should know that i luv luv luv thoma and am so happy 2 write these up 4 u!!!! spelling mistakes + grammar errors will probz b here im so sorry :((

▸ i feel like when thoma falls in love, he takes it very seriously and cherishes the feelings he holds

▸ and you?? thoma loves you so much it's absurd. when he's not busy serving the kamisato's or helping others, he's immediately by your side, wondering if you need anything

▸ the way he expresses his love is mainly through acts of service. if you need absolutely anything, he's already on it. though, considering thoma already lends this sort of help to others on a daily basis, you'd think that these gestures would be a little unrecognizable as something romantic, right?

▸ nope. it's just the slightest bit more obvious. if you just slightly express any sort of need for something or require some sort of service, he'll offer his help a little quicker than usual. you could clear your throat around him and he's already there with a cup of water

▸ i swear thoma is the biggest sweetheart. he's caring, polite, and always offers to pay for your meals together.

▸ he's not... irresponsible with mora. but he definitely doesn't hold back on purchases either, especially when it comes to you

▸ if you want to treat thoma to lunch, you best pay the bill in advance or be willing to fight him over it. he'll thank you endlessly for paying though, he really appreciates how you're willing to do things for him too. next time though, he's a lot quicker to pay the bill

▸ he loves running errands with you! little things like grocery shopping, delivering things to others- thoma is happy to have your company. it does get a little tiring doing everything on his own, even though he's always saying that it's not all that bad and he's used to multitasking. he likes what he does, but you can't help but notice he keeps pushing aside his own needs for others :(

▸ so when you decide to get him to rest and take up errands for him that day- you have never seen thoma more flustered. stumbling over his words about how you really didn't need to do all this for him and how he's alright- he feels super loved by your care and can barely express it

▸ honestly, just seeing you makes his day! your presence puts the brightest smile on his face, so he hopes that he's not being too clingy when he asks for your time and company whenever he's off

▸ he loves noticing the little things that you do. they melt him completely: the way you say his name, the way you talk about your passions, your sense of humor- he can't get enough of it.

▸ there's one thing he can never seem to overcome however, something that will make him blush no matter what: he absolutely adores the compliments you give him

▸ he's always quick to return the compliment back, (which is impressive because your verbal affection makes his brain go fuzzy) but thoma will be thinking of it all. the. time.

▸ i can literally not get this thought out of my head- thoma is one of those people who love matching with their s/o's.

▸ matching bracelets? matching bracelets. he starts wearing it 24/7 and if anyone asks about it, his faces heats up as he tries to explain that he's matching with you. he likes keeping a little piece of you with him

▸ i saw someone hc that thoma is a good singer and now i'm gonna cry over it- he probably has the world's sweetest singing voice. if you ask him to sing something for you, i think he'd try to deny that he can sing at first or downplay his skill but celestia would BOW to his lovely voice. eventually, when you convince him, he sings the most lovey dovey and sappy song ever. and you can't get enough.

▸ but it's payback time! his super secret talent is out to you, so now everytime he sings around you, he makes it a duet and won't continue if you don't do your part. don't leave thoma hanging :] !

▸ ohhh my gosh..... slow dancing in the kitchen to music as thoma hums along, lovingly holding you >>>

#genshin impact #genshin impact headcanons #genshin headcanons #thoma genshin #thoma genshin impact #thoma headcanons #genshin tohma #thoma x reader #thoma x y/n #genshin impact x reader

[whaleofatjme1920]

Hi! Now that request are open can I please have Tim Wright, Sal Fisher, and Jack Bright with a fem or nb s/o who is a very bubbly drunk that keeps insisting that they love them? Thank you!

Tim Wright, Sal Fisher and Jack Bright with an SO that is a Wholesome Drunk

[GN!Reader]

[Warnings: like, none? I mean, obvious drunk is obvious drunk]

[AN: You absolutely may! I've always wondered what kind of drunk I'd be but I hate alcohol and cannot tolerate it lmfao. I would hope I'm wholesome as the reader.]

Tim Wright

This man is so used to drunk people being unpleasant that when he finds out you're drunk, he's legitimately dreading it. Does not like it at all leading up to seeing you. Then he sees you and he's like,,, what???

You are so bubbly and sweet. Whatever filter you had before for social graces is absolutely gone. You're hugging him, giving him little smooches on his cheeks and nose, his forehead, and telling him just how much you love him and he legitimately doesn't know how to handle it.

Stops thinking for a minute or two because what? How is that possible?? You're hyping him up beyond comprehension. He hears you say you love him like 50 times in the span of 1 hour. He loves it but it's a little overwhelming for him lmfao.

I really do mean this man doesn't know how to handle it. He treats you with softness because he's your partner, but at the same time you're making him melt with confusion and adorableness??

When you're finally sober again, he's a little endeared to you because he knows there's truth when people get hammered. He knows how much you love him, and he takes such good care of you as a result.

Sal Fisher

Idk about you guys but I think Sal is legitimately the exact same way. For the sake of this, I'm going to say you both get wasted at the exact same time. The two of you are so wholesome that you start crying.

You corner each other in the bathroom and start hyping each other up. You're going on and on about how great the other is. Sal can't stop saying how much HE loves you, and you counter it with "what?? I love you MORE" rinse and repeat. The two of you drunk at the same time is adorable but exhausting lmfao.

Okay, let's pretend he's not drunk now. When you're this sweet and bubbly, going on about how he's the best boyfriend ever, he blushes and gets super bashful!! He appreciates it but Sal doesn't handle being in the spotlight very well.

He talks to you very softly and sweetly. You respond the best to that and he knows it.

Handles you like he'd handle himself. He likes you telling him you love him every 6 seconds but like, oh my goodness drink some water please -. He's wholesomely exasperated.

Jack Bright

Jack isn't a fun drunk so I think he actively avoid alcohol. He becomes cynical, and unfiltered mean. Not physically destructive, but emotionally. He's so used to seeing that from so many people, his family and his coworkers/friends alike. So, when you come out saying how much you love him he's CONFUSED.

He too short circuits. But like, he kinda prefers you being all sweet and a little sappy. He tries to deal with you as best as you can but you're constantly countering everything he says with wholesome stuff and it makes him melt.

The blush he has when dealing with you is really, really strong. He can't handle all the compliments you're throwing at him and how huggy you've become. Jack will say "yes ofc, I love you too," only for you to keep going. It's like a broken record but he really enjoys it lmfao.

Jack will keep a mental note of everything you say and then tease you about it when you're sober. He means it with the most love and if it makes heat rise to your face -- all the better. He likes to make you flustered in retribution for making him blush. It's kinda cute, kinda quirky.

Really though, like Tim, your behavior is so much more welcome. He likes being told how loved he is while you compliment his eyes and his shoelaces.

#tim wright x reader #tim wright headcanon #tim wright marble hornets #sal fisher x reader #sal fisher headcanon #sally face x reader #dr jack bright headcanon #dr jack bright x reader #jack bright headcanon

[katzkinder]

Wrath Group and Jeanne D'arc

Wrath Fam Posting never ends, because I like them and thank you all so much for encouraging that 💕

idk what it is about this group that keeps drawing me back to them. Maybe it's because Norse mythology is one of my special interests, maybe it's because the story of Wrath arc moved me so much, maybe I'm just gay as hell. Who knows, who cares, they make me happy, and I'm glad I get to share that joy with all of you~

--Alright enough sappiness, down to business

As the title of the post says, this is going to focus on the ways Strike uses references to Jeanne D'arc as a character motif for the Wrath group, which I consider to consist of Freya, Gil, Ray, and of course, Iduna.

First up, Freya. This one's super easy. We all know Jeanne was executed under false charges of heresy, but the thing that did her in, the one accusation the English levied at her that somehow stuck was... Cross dressing. Now, Freya as we see her is a very feminine woman, but her battle outfit when paired with Iduna is undoubtedly a military uniform, and canon shows us that it was quite common for Freya to be wandering around battlefields, picking up subclass as she pleased.

The "men's clothing" Jeanne wore was armor, and her short haircut she had throughout her military career was for the sake of convenience, not because she was attempting to dress as a man. (@redlanternchild also makes note of this in her post here! Very reassuring that I am not, in fact, an insane person ww. I love her analysis in general so please give her blog a look through if you haven't already; It's super duper worth it!)

It's also a common misconception that Jeanne was executed as a witch, one that might be due to how she was depicted in Shakespeare's Henry IV part 1, where, spurred on by common English propaganda at the time of writing, she was portrayed as a witch and a promiscuous woman (This makes Freya's one-sided adoration for her baby brother rather... bitter, in a funny way). And, well... Gear went and rescued Freya from a witch trial, so. There ya go.

Second comes Freya's subclass, Gilberto Weasel and Rayscent Crazyrabbit, aka, Gil and Ray!

Using Italian pronunciation of Gil's name would make it sound closer to "Jill," while Ray, is, well, Ray! Put em together, and you've got something remarkably close to Jeanne's compatriot and the commander of the French army, Gilles de Rais!

Now for birthdays. Birthdays for characters in Servamp are NEVER chosen Just Because, and Freya's subclass are no exception.

Gil's birthday is February 12th, which also falls on the day the Battle of Herrings started, allll the way back in 1429. It's a really minor battle within the Hundred Years War, but, it was the date Jeanne met with Robert de Baudricourt and ended up, ahem, convinced to help her. It's actually really funny; she basically cornered the dude and then proceeded to publicly lecture everyone present until he relented. This is significant because Jeanne's encounter with Baudricourt is considered by historians to be her first major step towards her career and fame, much like Iduna's first meeting with Gil was what pushed her to really think about what she was creating, who for, and why.

Now, time for Ray! Ray's birthday is May 15th, which just so happens to coincide with the day Gilles de Rais kidnapped a cleric during a dispute at the Church of Saint-Étienne-de-Mer-Morte. This ultimately prompted an investigation by the Bishop of Nantes, during which evidence of Rais's crimes as the infamous "Bluebeard" was uncovered. ... Basically he murdered and did Other Things to a bunch of kids but let's just move past that, ayup.

Finally, we have the Star (lol) of our show... Iduna! She's the most obvious of the bunch with her connections, to the point that I almost feel silly bringing it up? But I also realize that people genuinely might not realize some of these because it just never came up in their lives before.

First, Jeanne's nickname was the Maid of Orléans, and she wasn’t just a flag bearer who rallied the troops. She also carried a sword into battle, a fact that for whatever reason is often left out when discussing her accomplishments. Iduna's combo with Freya is literally named "Maid of Orléans (Draw your sword)", and its effect is to give Freya the weapon she is lacking to become a perfect bastion of offense and defense. I'd have to be a total idiot to miss that given that even FGO, which, as I mentioned in a different post about Freya, plays it VERY fast and loose with history, gets this right, and how popular Jeanne D’arc is as a person to take inspiration from for fictional characters.

(side note, but i wonder if the design of Freya's demon was inspired somewhat by Fate Extra CCC's Karna? Strike's definitely a Fate fan and has even drawn Ildio in Gilgamesh cosplay, so it's entirely possible considering she loves to sprinkle in homages to series she likes within character design)

Second, and I've mentioned it in a previous post, Iduna's birthday, May 30th, is also the day Jeanne died at the hands of the English.

Jeanne was also only 17 the day she first rode into battle, just like Iduna! She's also the patron saint of prisoners (of which C3 was keeping the subclass as, and they were freed and safely guided out of the collapse thanks to Iduna intervening with the battle between Shamrock and Shuuhei) and soldiers, especially female soldiers like Freya. However, she's much more well known for being the patron saint of France ww

Finally, there’s one of the charges leveled at Jeanne during her trial. While she was captured by the Burgundians, there was an incident where she jumped from a 21 meter(!!) tall tower, and she safely landed on the ground despite the height (but was quickly recaptured). Now the reason for this seems to have conflicting sources, and I… Do not speak French |D

Some say she was merely attempting to escape, others insist that she did so to save a nearby village. Point being, she leapt, survived, was captured, and maybe did so for not her own sake, but for others.

Anybody remember the end of chapter 106 and the entirety of chapter 107? Iduna, using a new invention, leaps from the window of the hospital (much to Gil and Ray’s distress lol) in order to more immediately tend to the injured Nicco, and her kindness is met with being taken hostage. I just thought this one was a funny little coincidence and probably not intentional, so take it as you like~

#servamp #kat's katerwauling #long post #servamp freya #gilberto weasel #rayscent crazyrabbit #iduna nobel

[duhnova]

I just started reading your smau and binged all of it and I CANT WAIT FOR MORE.

You got me seriously invested in these characters and I have a few things to say:

• Johnny is a dick. Maybe his intentions are in a decent place idk but he's an idiot and does a lot of asshole things. I mean- telling his ex all that sappy shit? And then being all 🥺 on the tl with the main character? Talk about stringing a girl along- geez. Their relationship seems super superficial and they have like...no chemistry. They're somewhat infatuated with each other but on such a surface level. But it is enjoying to read because the plot is spicy

• Jaehyun.... jaehyun.... jaehyun...oh boy. At first I was like "Oh god- not a love triangle." But I'm wholeheartedly rooting for Jaehyun. They have so much chemistry and it clearly shows in their playful interactions and serious interactions which we don't really get with Johnny. The reader went to JAEHYUN for help and comfort and that really says something. And Jae clearly cares a shit ton about her and it's honestly really sweet but not in a uwu in your face kind of way. It feels genuine and mature. Johnny's affection feels like the puppy love/honeymoon phase and Jaehyun's feels deeper

• I went into reading this for Johnny but Jae's character is so captivating and I honestly wouldn't mind one bit if the reader went with Jaehyun in the end. Obviously there has to be more drama to make it spicy before we even get to that (if that's what you decide) but I'm prepared to go on this rollercoaster until you finish the series. You got yourself a new fan! - 🐼 (is this anon emoji taken? Or?)

johnny is definitely a dick, i said in a previous answer that johnny is deeply infatuated with y/n ( it’s like a false sense of love to him ) and jaehyun is threatening to take that away from him by unveiling his secret(s) and johnny will do/say whatever he has to to make sure he doesn’t lose y/n. but both y/n and johnny don’t realize that what they feel for each other might not be real and that it’s mainly built off of johnnys flirting and y/n’s charm.

oop wait is that a spoiler? naaaaah i don’t think so, i feel like it’s beginning to become more obvious that their relationship isn’t stable, or that it’s not gonna grow past this “love at first sight” stage.

—

jaehyun was never meant to get THIS much attention, i had always planned from the start that him and y/n were going to have some kind of connection that ultimately ended with them being friends but now that’s not how it’s gonna go it seems. there’s a lot more plot to thicken with those two because they feel for each other and they know it but neither of them KNOW it yet, if that makes sense?

jaw’s character has been through a lot in his life and a lot of his problems and insecurities get in his way a lot and he lets them, where as y/n doesn’t let her problems get in her way ( besides her anxiety but that’s normal ). jaehyun admires that she doesn’t seem to falter but he sees past her mask and knows what she’s feeling inside because he feels the same way. this is why their connection is so deep and why they hit it off so quickly.. they’re so similar yet so different from each other and that’s what draws them closer ( like magnets, but they don’t realize they’re being drawn together ).

A LOT of people went into this for johnny ( and quite a few of them are now team jaehyun, with the exception of a few team yutas, a team taeyong and even team winwin! ).. There is definitely more drama to come, johnny continues to hide things and he continues to be a dick to jaehyun ( which leads to them [redacted]… and it even leads to jaehyun [redacted] - gotta keep you on your toes 😉 )

PSA for all readers, please regularly check the warnings on the masterlist, i will trigger warn if new triggers pop up but it’s still better to check the warnings to be safe.

#every lie you type #jaehyun x reader #johnny x reader #i loved this so much #the unpacking of everything was so on point and the thoughts you had were chefs kiss #it’s still kinda hard to tell who she’ll end up with because she is a hopeless romantic #it doesn’t matter if johnny is a dick she still feels some type of way for him and she can’t tell if it’s real or not #🐼 anon #🐼

[asherlockstudy]

Uncomfortable close-up to their Valentine Newlywed answers

Since Rhett was a tad reluctant to compliment Link sincerely I decided to use my psychoanalytical skills (anyway whatever) and seek the underlying honest answers they wanted to give. This could be a bit much at times and perhaps you shouldn't read if you are not a Rhink shipper, that's why I used a cut.

"What he loves about me" Link's expression is a little confusing - maybe an attempt at doubt or self-deprecation but it looks to me more like the embarrassment of the blushing bride.

"I love your..."

Who wants to bet that the first thing that came to Rhett's mind was ass but then he changed it to the first word that came to his mind after ass? A-ccent. Like, there's just no case accent was the first thing he thought because Link's accent isn't even that strong at this point. When Link got surprised at that, Rhett simply replied that he was trying to find something funny. But even so, like I said earlier, Rhett does love Link's accent. I am sure he is fond of it, he finds it adorable. And let's not forget he said "there was so much he could choose from"!

Link looks disappointed that it's not his guess, his eyes. An interesting thing here is that although he used a personality trait for Rhett, he expected / hoped for this physical trait for himself. But don't feel sorry - Rhett has talked about his baby blues and has even gone to the ridiculous extents of planning to make a blog exclusively for Link's eyes. So don't worry; it is known that Rhett at least acknowledges the beauty of Link's eyes. At least. And Link was expecting this from a place of knowledge and not as an attempt to be silly-sappy.

Things Rhett thinks Link loves about him:

voice (Link will later say he loves his laugh and this is close, he's also enchanted every time Rhett sings so...)

height (Link once said he is attracted to "people of extreme heights")

hair (we know that)

beard (lie detector test)

giving spirit (lol totally)

creativity (they've talked about this many times)

eyebrows (if Link has said he likes Rhett's eyelashes then liking his eyebrows is certain)

Rhett was guessing from a place of knowledge too.

Rhett then said he loves stories of Link's grandma doing weird things with him and I don't like being the weirdo to spell out the weird thing but Rhett's interest in that is vaguely associated to his weird mind being always in the gutter. I don't mean it turns him on of course but he loves hearing weird stuff that border on creepy. You know it's true. Sometimes he's like that. Link took revenge for the accent joke with the psoriasis.

Wow we saw some Rhett teeth. Link answered sincerely with a super cute "I love your laugh" but Rhett just said "I love the sound your mouth makes when you don't chew". Oh well. Link regretted being sincere and Rhett, after some good laughter, defended himself by saying "he (Link) walked himself into it". This makes exactly zero sense and I am wondering whether he meant Link walked himself into it by choosing the vulnerable / sincere way. Or if he just didn't know what he was talking about.

Rhett then asks for the next answer to be complimentary. He then repeats he has strong feelings about Link's accent. Again, I believe this! In a positive light. IDK, I do believe this. Link said he has strong positive feelings for Rhett's car which I found weird like Rhett because I thought it was established Link has the better car of the two. Who knows, maybe he lied about the positive thing. Unless he connects it in his mind with memories / experiences.

Link's guess a little later:

Link: If I wanted to, I could easily... start over.

Rhett: Start over?! Like, whole life?

L: ...Yeah, just like, get a re-do.

R: Huh.

L: And I would be like "Really? How?"

R: Mmkay. I said "If you wanted to, you could easily kill me".

Okay, this gets a little deeper. I think what initially Link meant was a joke about starting over regarding his relationship with Rhett. Rhett didn't get that and asked him if he meant his whole life. Link considered that "mmyeah..." and realised it wasn't that far off from what he meant, all jokes aside. Link does wish he could start over and redo many things in his life. This surely has A LOT to do with their religious upbringing. And maybe how it affected Link's choices. Stevie's laughter is so out of place sometimes. Rhett does not laugh and tries to rush this moment. Rhett's answer about Link killing him is not exactly weird or offensive or mean as I saw some people consider it. It shows, maybe subconsiously, several things; Link's intensity, Rhett's pliable nature especially to Link and it might be more indicative of how Rhett feels about Link than anything else, at least in this video.

And then, out of nowhere, or maybe so it seems to us, Rhett goes ballistic against everyone. He starts complaining about those complaining when they didn't give each other heartfelt compliments. Link joked he agrees with them. Rhett attempted to let this slip although it angered him. The crew laughed with Link's joke, meaning they kinda sided with him, and Rhett turned basically mad at Link.

He accused Link that he did the same that day and Link entirely deflected the conversation. All I'm gonna say is that don't think they don't communicate with each other about how they approach certain situations. I wonder if at times they misunderstand each other or one changes opinion suddenly and leaves the other hanging. Link tries to stop Rhett from going on but Rhett is unstoppable at this point.

You might say Rhett was straight out mean right there and I sure was like "whoa where did this all come from, man" but mean is not a reasonable explanation. He was angry and his words show he is in a pressured state. Unless you tend to have mood swings, which Rhett doesn't really have as far as I know, you don't go from all cutesy and mischievous to furious in milliseconds. Except if there is an underlying suppressed cause. And you may ask, okay does he feel pressured to say a compliment to Link? Is this such a big deal? Well, yes and no. I don't think Rhett meant "we're not gonna hold hands" or "compliment each other" when we ask it. I think we know what he means. I think he's talking about the - well, in his words - elephant in the room. The actually serious consideration that there is something more there. The expectation that it might get revealed at any point - whether intentionally or unintentionally. Rhett loses control at that moment, which is why Link, who knows him well, warns him to not go there but Rhett still does. And again, you might say: well, no fan asked them to kiss or to confirm anything! We asked them simple stuff that can be normal between platonic friends too. Yes, but there is something we don't take often into account. The mythical crew. The mythical crew are actually the ones who monitor closely what the fans believe, want and prefer to watch. This means that the crew has to inform and discuss with Rhett and Link how much they are gonna please the audience and in what ways. Which means that a crew of 50+ people have an elaborate opinion on what fans think of Rhett and Link's relationship (next to their own opinion of course) and this has to be communicated with them face to face. In short, Rhett and Link have their privacy invaded not only by the fans but by their employees and, moreover, they are forced to always have fun with it and take it lightly. Again, you could think: well, they could forbid any rhink reference to the crew from now on. And you would think this WOULDN'T make the crew MORE suspicious at this point? All I am saying, they are fine when they make rhink insinuations / jokes voluntarily but most of the time is forced upon them by both the fans and employees and this can be uncomfortable at best if they are just friends or tyrannical if there is something more there that they still keep for themselves. So, Rhett's frustration comes from a deeper place than being expected to give a compliment. If I were in their place as I imagine it (I could always be entirely wrong) I would feel like a muppet trying to balance all my reactions towards thousands of people, with several dozens of them being paid by me to scrutinize me and order me how exactly to act!

There is a cut following Rhett's vent and you can see that Rhett is trying to calm himself down.

He speaks to himself, mumbling "yeah alright yeah ok ok" and by the expressions I can tell he acknowledges he lost control. That doesn't mean he regretted what he said - just that he said more than it benefits him to say and apparently he said a lot more in the unedited video. Kudos then to Link, who actively tries to calm his friend down and make him feel more comfortable.

This might be unpleasant to some but from his stance I conclude that Link agrees with Rhett or at least understands him. He was just wise enough to not say it out loud. Link first warned Rhett to not speak and then stayed quiet as Rhett was venting. After the cut, we see him trying to help Rhett calm down and relax and he characteristically invites Rhett to focus his attention on him and find something he really loves about him. This is not a complaint - Link is smiling and is warm to Rhett. What he essentially does is trying to help Rhett forget he is being watched by thousands and his every word is weighted, which of course is Rhett's main problem. He just says "forget about them and focus on me and just say something you love, it's all good". I just love Link here. He's supportive and caring.

The next question is what Link loves when Rhett blanks his blank and Rhett is trying to picture it-

I have no doubt Link loves that. The ear thumbing, I mean.

So, then I am adding the stills that redeemed Rhett in the fandom:

But not to be that person, it's obvious that Rhett plays it up a ridiculous lot. And not even to appease the angry fans but probably to make fun of their anger. That's why Link laughs with his face and his answer "I love remembering the time we met".

This doesn't interest me at all. Instead, I am much more interested in Link's nonsensical answer "I love remembering the time we died" because what?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Link tends to say occasionally stuff that doesn't make sense but I don't think he would pass on the chance to say something even remotely meaningful in an opportunity like this and especially regarding his relationship with Rhett. Link clarifies: "...when we died. This is heaven". There are two possibilities and only two: a) this makes ZERO sense and it's the worst and most pointless joke ever and b) this is symbolic or something only Rhett could understand. Rhett does not dismiss this as stupid or silly with his usual done look. He asks questions about it and they discuss at length about how it happened that they died and why they went to heaven since it seems they killed each other. Well, it's because they killed each other in the exact same time with a prod-like tool and they escaped Good Ol' God's (in Link's words) notice. Okay. I'm just leaving this here and you can all draw your own conclusions. Personally, I am torn between a symbolical death and rebirth when they left their religious selves behind and death being used as a well known old metaphor of a certain physical state. It would work even more if it was both. Or Link was just talking nonsense. Let's not exclude that. So yeah. That's all I had to say................

#rhink #rhett mclaughlin #link neal #gmmore #good mythical more #don't read if you don't like rhink #mythical corner #mythical

[alygatorwrites]

congrats again on 2k aly!! you deserve this and so much more <3 but anywho, now onto my very awkward ✨soulmate application✨ (sfw or nsfw headcanons are okay with me btw!!)

so my name is salem (as you know ofc), my pronouns are she/her n i'm a bisexual taurus who's pretty stubborn, loves cuddles, loves to sleep n generally speaking is just a sensitive ol' homebody! i'm pretty midsized-chubby, 163cm (so...5ft3?) n i have shaggy black hair, brown eyes and super soft hands which are available for holding whenever and wherever! which ties into my love languages which are physical touch n acts of service <3 as for my hobbies, i guess this is obvious but i like to write 😭 n i also really love to cook as well (i'm a great chef, trust me)

okay that should be enough i think?? it's maybe a little too much now that i'm looking at it but hey at least i'm thorough!

♡ 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐜𝐨

→ your stubbornness is what would make you stand out to porco. in fact, it's the first thing he notices about you! this man is headstrong with a great deal of iron-will, and meeting someone who is similar in that aspect catches his attention. while this could cause some passionate disagreements, porco respects how loyal you are to your beliefs. he even looks forward to see how long you stick to them. the way you refuse to change an opinion or course of action just because someone says so .... that's what porco loves. it shows that you have an intense passion for things just like he does, and your obstinate determination is actually a turn on sometimes. this would send him through a loop, making that internal monologue go from, "damn, she's annoying," to "it probably wouldn't be bad to know her," and then "yea, i gotta fuck her"

→ physical attraction galore. between your dark hair, brown eyes, and your body, porco thinks you're the sexiest person in the world. you'd be an absolute dream; a perfect a feast for his hands. he's a sucker for chub, and loves how pliant and silky the skin is under every touch. porco has no qualms telling you about how hot you are either. and the way you'd look at him? porco is instantly down bad. the depth your eyes hold is all-consuming, and he'd always be searching for that certain spark in them. if you really want to see his resolve physically crumble, give him 'puppy-dog' eyes. every single time, porco has to turn away and stuff both hands in the pockets of his bomber jacket. he'd probably end up giving you whatever you wanted if he didn't.

→ porco is a scorpio, and you're a taurus — two opposing signs! in the astrological world, this means that you can complement each other perfectly. the complex bond between these zodiacs is full of excitement, snarky fun, and challenge; this leads to an intense emotional connection. because scorpio and taurus have venus as a ruler on one hand, and the passionate element of water on the other, an eternal love is bound to be formed quite easily. it's also known that these signs have high sexual energy. this would make you and porco take part in various sexual encounters and many experiences of physical pleasure to bring you together.

→ porco has a need for security. the good thing is, your sensitivity would allow you to provide that for him!

→ the love language of physical touch would draw porco away from his comfort zone, leading to some amazing character development! you'd really bring the best out of him. it's only natural that his closed-off attitude leaves him touch-starved, which makes you a great fit; once porco indulges himself in gestures that may have otherwise been shrugged off, he'd be hooked. the bastard isn't good with sappy words, so showing it would become a top priority too. his favorite ways to touch you is to run a hand down your arm as you speak, draping an arm behind your head on the couch, or kissing you deeply while cuddling. holding hands is also a must for porco — not just because he enjoys the softness of your fingers — but also because he's very protective. this makes him seek out your affection a lot, whether he realizes it or not (don't bring it up though or he'll get embarrassed!)

→ he’d come to learn the other portion of your love language as well! though he may look disgruntled about it at first, porco will perform little acts of service for you <3 seeing your face light up is worth the knowing looks the others give him. eventually he just starts flicking them off because “fuck them and their stupid faces, i love you, so what? assholes”

→ porco has no problem with curling up on the sofa or on the mattress at any point: as long as it shuts everyone up, he doesn't care. frankly, porco would like your affinity for sleep! he's very adamant on you both sharing a bed together, as being able to wallow in the soft haze of dawn with someone is special to him. listening to your slowed breathing, watching the flutter of your lashes, and cradling you tight is what makes porco's mornings. ask for him to be there while you take a nap, and the man is already on the way.

→ he'd act nonchalant whenever you walked in the room, but don't be fooled. there's a very well-known fact about this man; when his big mouth doesn't say something, his face definitely will. with the way porco's brows raise slightly, and how his frown softens for a second as his gaze settles on you — it's obvious that he's very pleased to be in your presence, no matter how much he tries to keep it a secret.

♡ 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

→ porco views sex as three things: a task to pass the time, something to blow off steam, and a way to get you to shut up whenever you piss him off.

→ your bisexuality is fine with porco, and honestly? as long as he still gets to play with you, he wouldn’t mind bringing someone else into the bedroom. pieck, hitch, reiner, zeke — it doesn’t matter. his jealousy would act up, but it would only translate into him fucking you relentlessly once everyone’s gone. porco just needs you to remember that you’re his whore and no one else’s.

→ wanna get him riled up? say you thought he could make you cum better, but make sure to have a wheelchair in transit.

→ porco is a confident, arrogant person, and this definitely shows in the bedroom. he always calls the shots with a wicked smirk on his face. be prepared, because whatever action gets you a writhing mess will become a recurring thing.

→ that black hair of yours is fucking gorgeous to him — especially when it swirls so perfectly around your face — but he wants it out of the way to see the expressions you’re making. expect to have the strands wrestled into porco’s hands and harshly tugged back!!

→ a fast learner, he memorizes your sexual desires and prioritizes them!! he’s still gonna expect some shit in return though. especially blowjobs.

→ with an extremely high libido, porco could pounce on you any time of the day and anywhere. it doesn't matter if the others are planning on coming over; if it were up to him, he'd fuck you on the couch so they'd walk in on it. a meeting? he'd just lean you over the desk. at a party? get ready to have your back blown out in a stall. there's nothing can satisfy porco's constant hunger for you.

→ morning hook ups are a fave!!

→ if he can’t get alone with you because of work, porco becomes all pissy and acts like a dick. he just can’t help it, yknow? when there’s finally an opening in both schedules, he teases you about how much you’ve probably missed his cock and all that. ask him if he’s thought about you in return, and the man denies it on the spot ... but the way you caught him secretly jacking off in the bathroom just moments before speaks VOLUMES!!! 🙄

→ porco always wants your attention on him as he plows into you. close your eyes or don't listen to be stubborn, and he's already forcing you to look at him once more. "what a fuckin joke. you're doing it again," porco usually sneers in these moments, grabbing you by the chin. "babe, hey — salem — look at me." the use of your name works most of the time, and it honestly sets him off; you're just so pliant on his cock <3

#SALEM THANK YOU FOR JOINING 🥺 #ilysm 💗💗💞💞 my fave whore!!!! #aly hits a milestone #porco galliard #attack on titan matchup #aot matchup

[hueningshaped]

★ in the rain | j.ww

▰ genre: angst + fluff in the end (happy ending)

▰ word count: 1902

▰ synopsis: you find wonwoo in the rain after not seeing him for a while, hoping to finally tell him that you got engaged, but he painstakingly tells you that he's in love with you + female! reader i think + pam and jim! dynamic

▰ notes: im not super happy with the ending at all but uhhhh here u go. if anyone wants me to drop the angst / no happy ending lmk hehe + ALSO!! you are very much more than welcome to drop requests and asks in my ask thing :3

There he stood in the rain. After you had ran up to him, he remained in his position, in his posture, in his steps. When he looked at you, there was something behind his eyes. The night consumed the usual soft color of his expression. Now, he was just painted in lead and you almost wanted to cough on it, as if there was smoke billowing up your respiratory system.

"Wonwoo?" You called out, your smile dropping and that of your grip on the umbrella but you remembered what was important.

His face still hadn't changed. You wished that he would've at least worn his dark gray rain coat so that at least would've made his image more comical and that it could provide comedic relief. His eyebrows weren't even as dropped as they typically were; there was something about the fine lines of muscle on his face that were taut and tense, like they were holding something back.

"What's-what's wrong?" The rain continued falling, not even in a characteristic way that it had upon the moods of the showers. "What did I do? What did I do? You-you just stopped answering my texts, m-m-my-my calls. I just wanted to say hello and see if you were —"

"Why didn't you tell me you had set your wedding day, Y/N?"

Then, the muscles stretched a little bit, revealing the most raw source of heartbreak you had never thought could exist. Those strokes of black that comprised his eyebrows furrowed together in a worry, painstakingly quivering just a few degrees, and worst of all, his eyes began to mirror the dynamic of the night.

He bit back a hiccupy sob while trying to smile. A wave of heat blanketed you from head to toe in a frenzy, the warmth barely missing your eyes to gather tears.

"I-I..." why did his heart break? Why was he so upset? Was it because you simply hadn't told him? You had just announced it, barely coming to the decision just a day before. Your best friend, Wonwoo, was breaking at the seams, but for what?

"What happened?" You reached out, now gripping his wrist that remained at his rib. He just felt like ice, heavy and growing colder in terms of proximity.

Wonwoo laughed halfheartedly, sniffling, as you desperately looked up at him, searching, searching, searching his eyes for something. He hesitantly drew his other hand to cup your face, so lightly you would've mistaken the touch for your hair.

"You seriously don't know?" He pressed his thumb into the apple of your cheek, rubbing one of your free streaking tears into your supple flesh.

You shook your head vigorously. Could you have possibly set your wedding date on a day that was completely inconvenient for him? Could you have overlooked one of your friendship anniversaries? Surely, he couldn't have been this upset simply because he wasn't the first to be told. You've known him for years and that was unlikely.

He just kept smiling as the rain seemed to seep through in between the mesh of both of your umbrellas, and if you moved your chin just a a few inches, it looked as if Wonwoo's face was raining, too: breaking away with the storm. You just wanted it to stop. This had to end. But why had it started? He just started ignoring you out of the blue, the most uncharacteristic moves he's ever pulled. This wasn't him. What was it? (But you knew...)

"God, Y/N," he tipped his head back, trying to steady what seemed like shallow breaths, but in reality, he just didn't want to look at the gleaming metal that was now wrapped around your lovely, nimble finger.

"Wonwoo!" You cried out, a crash of thunder resonating just a few miles off. He looked back down. The rain filled in the silence between you two but it proved to be as brief as much as you hadn't wanted it to be.

He smiled through the pain.

"You're such an idiot, God," he muttered and for a second, you thought that things would be back to normal. "I..."

"Yes-yes? What?" Your face ached from worry, the evaporation flitting all around you like something out of anime. "Tell me please, so I can just make things better. I'll let you read to me that sappy book I hate! I-I-I'll do any —"

"I'm in love with you, Y/N," his eyes sparkled in the darkest way possible and whatever you had possibly opened your mouth to say no longer had meaning. You blinked. All you could do was blink dumbly. "I-I don't-I'm just-I...I'm sorry. I know that I should've told you sooner. I just needed you to hear it. It's bad timing, I know. I know."

Your mouth simply went agape as a rush of a thousand emotions infiltrated you.

"What? Why?" You muttered out of instinct because of the confusion. He laughed again, a bitter one this time, and blinked a few tears from his sparkling eyes.

Of course, realizing everything, realizing the grand scheme of all that had occurred since you had even graduated with Wonwoo, ever since you had even first met him, it all hit you with a pang of something.

Sure, you had been engaged to Yeongsu, your sweetheart from undergraduate school, who didn't always treat you sweet, but you and him just had a foundation. He and you had been together for many years, despite his inability to understand you sometimes and so what that he didn't pursue you; you thought love was like that. Wasn't it supposed to be?

Before you knew, your vision grew blurry and warmth streamed down your cheeks in thin ribbons. Wonwoo's face pained at the sight as soon as you blinked through.

"I don't know what to do or say, W-Wonwoo. What do you expect me to say?" You choked. The street had quieted down so now you had no choice but to hear yourself and him, breaking down.

His lips pursed, tightening slowly into a frown.

"I know, I know. It's selfish of me, but I just wanted you to know, okay? Okay?" His voice broke with the final word and as did the gate that had been keeping his own years at bay. You nodded grimly in return because a part of you seemed to crumble with his composure.

"What, is this your goodbye or something?" You coughed between your intakes of breath. He looked up into the ceiling of his umbrella before meeting your eyes once again.

"I'm...going back to Changwon...on the fourteenth of June. I don't know how long I'm staying either." He breathed. Your wedding would be set on the exact same day, only you would be on the opposite side of the country.

The rain came back and as did your misery.

He loved you. He loves you. He loved you. He loves you.

Your one and only confidant, your best friend, your comforter, your protecter, your shoulder to cry on, your reason to laugh and smile, your dork, Wonwoo. He was going to leave. Worse, you were going to leave him just the same. Was this goodbye to your friendship?

"Well, I..." you managed out of a broken cry. "I can't ask you to stay because that's selfish of me but we're-we're past that now," Wonwoo sniffled and leaned closer to you, which he typically did to listen to whatever you had to say, considering his great height. "And I know our friendship is more important than anything."

"Please don't do that. I don't want that. I want to be more than that." He pleaded in that constantly calm voice of his.

"Wonwoo," you mirrored his own desperation, reaching to tug his sleeve tightly into your fists. He used his other hand to rub the loose tears into your cheeks, moving over your nose as his bottom lip trembled. "Wonwoo..."

And he paused his motions, meeting your eyes again. Everything suddenly terrified you because you had no clue what would be the last thing you two would do in this moment. God knew even if you would see each other again. Your futures were locked, weren't they? You felt powerless but you had the key. Nonetheless, the guilt had you beginning to tremble.

Your guesses about what would fill in this now empty gap between the two of you was fulfilled when Wonwoo just dove in. His lips collided with yours and you just buckled into yourself, his arms embracing you in the right moment to catch you. It was like getting a power up from a game. The warmth that you felt was unrelenting. It was everything... you had dreamt of. The kiss continued, shifted, proceeded, evolved, but eventually, it came to a halt as you felt a few stray tear drops hit your skin that weren't yours.

When you pulled away, Wonwoo smiled painfully, hesitantly meeting your eyes. You still were in shock.

He held your hand now loosely. Wonwoo was ready to let go, his fingers inching away by degrees, and you could feel your heart dropping by the second. He was ready to let go of you and of it all, but you weren't...

"I-I love you, too," you cried, wanting to unravel into sobs as his eyes widened in that adorable way that they always did when in shock. He tightened his grasp around you. "Wonwon, I'm the one who's been selfish. I'm the one who's done you wrong. I'm the one who is in the wrong, I'm the one..."

He moved in again, his lips just above yours for another kiss, which scared you, but instead, he took gentle swipes across your face. You had missed out on all this just because of your own stupidity.

"It's okay, it's okay. Don't say that," he muttered, his voice above the pitter patter of the rain shower. "Don't..."

He left his sentence unfinished, now resting his forehead against yours with his hands brushing your stray tears away.

"I love you, Wonwoo," you pleaded. "But, what can I do?"

The answer was obvious to you, but you offered an alternative.

"Can...can we run away together?" You muttered. Wonwoo cupped your cheek, snorting but still mustering a sweet, sad smile.

"I wouldn't want to do that to you, Y/N. I-I should've just kept this to myself. You're supposed to get married and finally have that dream wedding and that level of domestic bliss that you've wanted. I can't take it away."

You lifted yourself on the balls of your feet to rub your forehead against his, pulling him down with you to make it work.

"But, Wonwoo, you can give that all to me," he pulled away gently to look down at you. "I want to be with you forever."

"Forever?" His voice tripped in pitch.

"Forever." With that, you grinned again before he wanted to pull in for another kiss.

If yours and his future only took a few steps, why not take them? Why stay quiet and unhappy? You shouldn't settle. You should've never settled.

"Wait," he pulled back from your reddening lips. "Can I take you out on a date first?"

"Of course," you smiled against his. "Tomorrow." You chuckled, lightly punching him, but nodding nonetheless.

"Tomorrow, for sure."

#wonwoo angst #wonwoo x reader #wonwoo fluff #seventeen x reader #seventeen imagines #seventeen scenarios #jeon wonwoo

[katsuriin]

B, V & O kageyama pls 🥺🥺 i love your writing keep going!! hh hope ur feeling good </3

a/n: hey nonnie!! I'm gonna be honest I don't know what happened I just got so so soft for kageyama all of a sudden so I think this is super sappy jsdjhds 🥺🥺 but I hope you enjoy it nonetheless thank u baby <3

Beauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them? physically, he loves your face. he loves tracing your features when you're napping with his fingers. every little scrunch of your nose makes him want to hold you for etERNITY. and he loves your cheeks too, chubby or not he loves squishing them, especially if you looking up at him whilst pouting. you'll often find him staring at you if he gets a little too quiet and omg don't ask him why he stares at you because he will just say something super adorable and blunt and you heart will skip several beats  he also admires your general aura?? like he loves how openly happy you can be. it's practically infectious and he finds himself smiling whenever you are. Value - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life? capital V for VERY important. as much as he loves volleyball, it's strenuous and tiring and he finds himself exhausted by the time 7pm rolls around. however, coming home to you energises him enough to eat and shower and change before enjoying some well-earned downtime with you. he'd never admit it out loud just to tease you but you are absolutely his top priority, the most valuable aspect of his life. after those long days the feeling of having you in his arms as you mundanely swipe through your phone measures up to the feeling of winning a game of volleyball On Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings? kageyama is a super attentive boyfriend!! sure he may have been a little awkward at the start but once you've established what you like and boundaries and whatnot, everyone will be able to see how much he cares for you. his hand rarely leaves yours when you're out and if it does it's resting on the small of your back. he'll know immediately if you ever feel overwhelmed and cast you a meaningful look, whilst squeezing your hand for a second. the first time he did this in front of his old team-mates, they were kind of stunned and didn't know whether to cry because of how endeared they are by their baby setter or tease the living daylights out of him for how soft he'd gotten

#how did I get this soft at 12pm on a wednesday i- #kmc 500 event!! #kageyama tobio #kageyama x reader #haikyuu x reader #my writing.✍︎

[killemwithkawaii]

K.E.W.K.: Okay, we should really answer some of these.... and talk about how we're getting home today...

L.S.S.: Yeah, I... kind of want to not be in this cabin as soon as possible....

[Anon]: [barely audible]....Can I come with?

K.E.W.K. and L.S.S.: NO-

[Anon]: Oh, psshh.... They were never going to die-

L.S.S.: How the hell was ANYBODY supposed to know that? You pulled out all of my fingernails! You tortured us both for weeks! You made me think my worst fucking fears were coming true...!!!

K.E.W.K.: You made me think that you mutilated and crucified him, then made me eat parts of him, and I was fully intending on killing you so that the both of us could live.....

[Anon]: ....Yeah, but did you DIIIIIIEEE??? NOoooooo....!! Jesus, it was all in good fun! Lighten up a little...

K.E.W.K.: ....

I know he only tried because he thought it was the only way to keep me safe. We know it wasn't now, but he couldn't have possibly known that then...

L.S.S.: Yeah... I still regret trying... and of course I didn't try to jump this month. I wouldn't ever leave Mitch alone with that prick willingly.... even when I thought the worst was happening, I couldn't just give up and run away. That's not my style at all [chuckling]

K.E.W.K.: [teary, chuckling]

[Anon]: Ugh, it's Halloween and you two are being all sappy...?

[sigh] That's an obvious one, Bitch- waterboarding isn't lethal if you're careful about it, but crucifixion is.

L.S.S.: Ugh, I can still taste the soap....

K.E.W.K.: Me too....

L.S.S.: We're holding up as good as you could expect us to, given the circumstances.... That's nice of you to offer, but we pretty much have things under control now. Now we just need to get this guy off our hands so we can go home...

K.E.W.K.: I'm SO ready to sleep in our own bed again....

Wait, a knife set? You mean another honeymoon gift...?

L.S.S.: Heh, we're going to have a lot of gifts to open when we get home...

K.E.W.K.: Tell Polly we send our love back, and for her to enjoy her new life as the cat queen~!

L.S.S.: [grumbling] ...Busy cutting off my balls?

K.E.W.K.: I guess it's.... better than some other things..?

L.S.S.: IT ISN'T WHEN THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR BALLS-

[Anon]: I WASN'T GOING TO CUT OFF YOUR BALLS, I WOULD HAVE JUST MADE IT LOOK LIKE I DID, GOD.... [rolls eyes]

L.S.S.: I have to admit, Mitchie... I'm pretty impressed.

K.E.W.K.: You are...?

L.S.S.: Yeah! Mitch, you were fucking hard-core. You took a chunk out of his neck like it was a friggin' salami, and then you forked him in the eye on your first shot!! You even got in a good line in before he started squealing.... I'm really proud of you. :]

K.E.W.K.: Aw, Sal, you're making me blush...

[Anon]: Yeah, that was.... [swooning] ..... but I'm still sad you didn't give me any on my forearm... I was really hoping for some bites...

K.E.W.K.: These [motions to L.S.S. bite scars] are not for you.... you can just draw them on again if you want them so bad >:/

[Anon]: Doing all that makeup is such a pain, though... :(

L.S.S.: Tough shit.

[Anon]: [whining]

K.E.W.K.: You know what? You're absolutely right. After all the shit we've been put through this month, me and Sally are both due for a mega dose of comfort and all the fluff we can handle! UwU

L.S.S.: Ugh, yes.... god, please...

[Anon]: WHAT?! BUT... IT'S HALLOWEEN! YOU GUYS CAN'T-

K.E.W.K.: And I would have drawn something really hard-core and super detailed in the spirit of the holiday, but SOMEONE has made me not want to do that... c:

[Anon]: [thrashing and screaming]

L.S.S.: [cackling] Should have just sent in those prompts, douche-sack....

K.E.W.K.: I still really appreciate you taking the time to send that ask in. I'm not super knowledgeable about that kind of thing, but it's almost all I could think about after I thought I'd... ugh.... [nauseated]

L.S.S.: I was so confused when you started talking about whiteboards and helping me eat and all that stuff, but it was still really, really sweet... [barely audible] would you have really done all that for me...?

K.E.W.K.: Of course I would...! I was thinking about how to help you learn the apartment layout so you wouldn't trip and how to make it easy for you to find things, getting in the habit of describing every little thing so you wouldn't feel like you were missing out, ways for us to communicate.... I... [tearing up] I was going to suggest us holding pinkies to mean 'I love you'....

L.S.S.: [tearing up] ....it already does... I would have done that without you saying it....

[Anon]: UGH!! YOU BOTH ARE RUINING THE VIBE- [muffled, indecipherable]

L.S.S.: We're fresh out of tape. We just keep jamming the sock back in... thanks for looking out for us all this time, Tiger. I know you tried to talk this guy down, and I appreciate it.

[Anon]: [spitting] ..... [groaning] god, you guys are so sensitive.... I made this event actually scary! I put the 'gore' in K.E.W.K.s goretober! You should be thanking me for keeping them from boring their following to death....

And, just so you know, those were roadkill I made into an art installation. I'm not THAT much of an asshole... [grumbling]

[Anon]: SEE? THEY had fun!! I told you~ :D

K.E.W.K. and L.S.S.: Drink your vinegar, Dumbshit :]

K.E.W.K. and L.S.S.: ........

K.E.W.K.: I was able to fuck him up un the moment, but I don't think I could cut his tongue out, no matter how annoying he is....

L.S.S.: And you already gouged out his eye...

[Anon]: I'll take whatever badge of honor Senpai wants to give me! Especially if it means they'll actually draw something good today...

K.E.W.K.: I'm drawing fluff, and you have enough 'badges of honor' already..... Cry harder about it. UwU

[Anon]: [SCREAMING]

#the Do-Over #k.e.w.k. answers #l.s.s. answers #d.s. answers #tw violence #tw death #tw mutilation #tw torture #tw eye trauma #tw delusion #tw weapon #tw blood #MJ #meadow chan #danu chan #graceface 💉 #meet the fishers

[the-fiction-witch]

Lovely tag : whitey winn

A - Affection [How affectionate are they with you?]

Whitey Winn is rather affection but at specific times, in the office he'll barely give you anything but in bed he'll wrap you up in his arms and never let you go giving you a million kisses a minute. Even if he does like holding your hand and waist most of the time and whispering in your ear how much he loves you.

B - Butter [How much do they coddle you, and how?]

Ohhh you where coddled worse then ever! Your father had always been protective of course as your his own little girl and his only child before your mother died so being protected was just something you where used to. However when you and whitey got together you assumed it would stop that he'd let you be more independent but ohh no you where mistaken Whitey's worse then your father ever was, he was extremely protective of you holding you on his arm, sitting behind you on your horse, barely letting you out after dark unless he was with you.

And it somehow got even worse when you got married, and even more so once you got pregnant. At that point he would even let you pick up spoons for yourself.

C - Confide [How easily do they confide to you?]

He's pretty open as far as confiding goes he was very happy to tell you things as soon as you two started courting he liked telling you things and he loves listening to you tell him to.

D - Defensive [How protective are they over you?]

Super protective! Another man looks at you Whitey's growling like a wild dog pushing you behind him or into his side. One of the mine security men tried to hit on you one evening and honestly your surprised whitey didn't kill him but it was a close call if maggie hadn't have stopped the fight you think that boy would have been dead. Not to mention the time one visiting boy pinched your bottom thought your dress and by the time you had squealed and turned around the boy was knocked out in the dust and you where tight to Whitey's chest. But you know it's just what he's like and that he's just trying to help so you'll give him a little reward later after dark.

E - Exhausted [How do they take care of you when you're tired or feeling low?]

He'll spot your tried or upset from a mile away he'll find someplace cosy and sit you across his lap, and make you tell him all about it he'll play with your hair and stroke your skin while you explain nodding and agreeing at moments he needs too and once it's all explained he'll pulling you to rest your head on his shoulder and chest and let you rest till your better.

F - Fluffy [How sappily sweet can they get?]

He can be a very sappy boy, giving you flowers, giving you cuddles telling you he loves you a hundred times a day

G - Game [How much do they play around, and are they a tease?]

He's not much for teasing or playing around he'd rather just be sweet to you.

H - Happy [What's their favourite thing to do with you, that makes them happy?]

Cuddle! Or go out riding he loves sitting behind you his arms around you to hold the rains of the horse as you go off on little adventures together.

I - Initiate [Do they make the first move?]

Depends, if it's a cuddle then one hundred percent whitey is asking and moving first, but other stuff like kissing and so on its almost always you. Even after your married with children you still have to make a first move to give him a kiss or hold his hand and each normally make him go bright red

J - Jealousy [How jealous can they get and how do they show it?]

He gets super jealous. Luckily labelle doesn't have alot of men and the ones who are in labelle are mostly older men who barely do much of anything so he didn't need to worry much about you, but when those young dirty mining security men came whitey was not happy as at times it seemed almost like the intentional picked on you to wind whitey up and make him do something so they could lock him in the cells. He gets defensive, violent, he'll do anything do defend you even if it means he gets in trouble for doing it because your his girl and knowone is going to hurt you or take you away from him not while he breaths.

L - Love [How do they react to you giving them affection?]

Blush!! He blushed when you kiss him, when you hold his hand he just always has blush in those dirty cheeks. But he loves when you give him affection he just wishes it wasn't so obvious how much he liked it.

M - Married [What's it like to be married to them?]

Amazing, he always cuddles and kisses you once he's home from work, compliments atleast three times a day, and cuddles and sleeps beside you every single night he's not at work.

N - Newborn [How are they with having kids, and how would they be as a parent?]

He got so excited when you told him you where pregnant, but he wouldn't let you do anything for yourself he was going to care for your every single need until baby came. And as soon as it did you saw him smile wider then you had ever seen before he was so happy to be a daddy and he was an amazing one. He loves all your children so very much and takes such good care of them even if he does spoil them a little bit mostly because your first child was a boy and whitey was ecstatic! Having little whitey jr so he kinda spoilt him rotten. But then soon enough when little addison came he had to spoil her too so it was fair. And then elijha came so he had to spoil the boys as much as the girls and so on and so on spoiling all your children rather alot. Even if you keep saying when you have a baby in the house that you won't have anymore children after this and yet it keeps on happening. Even if you think whitey secretly really wants more children, you have said you draw the line at five but with your current tummy thats already out the window.

O - Outdoors [How are they with you in public?]

Defense and sweet, he likes holding onto you but other then that he's okay he doesn't much like kissing you or anything outside because that's privet stuff even if... Maybe the office is privet enough for a snuggle or two.

P - Propose [How would they propose, and when would that be?]

It was nervous. He barely got thought it without stuttering. Almost all of labelle came out to watch which probably didn't help as whitey let it slip to bill in the office that he was going to do it so bill told maggie and of course within an hour the whole dam down new except you. He of course had asked your father's permission first and once he had that he got you as many flowers as he could and asked you in the middle of town in front of everyone.

Q - Quarrel [How are they after a fight, and will they try to make amends right after?]

You've never been in a fight with whitey, he's too sweet, the moment your upset about something he cuddles you holds you hands and let's you explain all about it and how he can make it all better. I don't think it's actually possible to get into a fight with him over anything you can try and tell at him and he'll just stand there politely and nod agreeing with you and discusses ways he can improve and how he can help. "Of course, your right darlin' I'm sorry. I'll remember next time"

R - Romantic [How much of a hopeless romantic are they, and how do they show it?]

He is rather a hopeless romantic, he always brings you flowers after a long day of work and tells you he loves you almost constantly.

S - Snuggles [Do they like to cuddle, and how do they do it?]

Whitey loves to cuddle he almost always starts a cuddle or asks for a cuddle he adores cuddling with you, he moves just wrapping his arms around you having you engulfed in him, usually both arms around you, Maybe a leg around you too with your head nuzzled into him so you have no escape from his love.

T - Touchy [How touch starved are they, and would they show it?]

He was so touch straved when you where first together you could poke him and he'd have a heart attack, but even when he's been in the office a few nights or just hasn't seen you all that much he gets a little desperate for kisses for touching for anything you'll give him. You can tell he's getting touch starved because he'll bite on his mouth alot more and you can see it in how his eyes lingure and move much slower.

U - Urchin [What's one negative trait about them that hurts you?]

That he can be a little too accommodating t the ladies in town, you understand that Whitey Winn is the deputy of La Belle a town almost all of the women have lost their husbands but you get rather jealous when you see the women going to the office to try and bring him things in the office, he never flirts or anything you just get a little worried sometimes

V - Vibe [What energy do they give off when you're with them?]

he gives off the energy of being very cocky and strong but also very sweet like sugar, he is so blushy with you its a rarity he gets though a sentence with you before he's blushing and stuttering 

W- Wedding [What are they like at their wedding?]

a mess, He cried so much when you got married, he was so happy, so excited and so thrilled your father finally allowed you two to get married, you met him in the half-finished church and half of Labelle showed up mostly all the women to see you and whitey get married and they spoilt you with presents of baked goods and wine for you, and bill spoilt you giving whitey a week off for you two's honeymoon

X - Xtreme [What lengths would they go to for you?]

He's do anything for you, anything you asked just to see you smile, back before your father found out about whitey courting you he used to ride out to the river with you just for dates even if it took about half an hour to get from his house to your spot, but he still did it every day after work. 

Y - Yogurt [What's their ideal place for a date?]

A little ride out to the river, sitting down by the edge with maybe a little picnic of maybe some beer and pie, maybe a little cuddle if it gets too cold out as the sky gets dark and you can sit and stargaze together maybe He'll wrap his jacket around your shoulder if you get too cold and maybe if he's lucky he might get a kiss at your door when he walks you back to your door Before your curfew of course so he doesn't get yelled at by your father.

Z - Zipper [What clothes do they like seeing you in?]

he loves seeing you in your underdress when you don't bother to really get dressed he thinks you look sweetest that way.

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