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hinakyuu · 2 years
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cup parade over, new season jitters, trade panic 😭
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jamilelucato · 4 years
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Stay — George Weasley
Pairing: George Weasley x Gryffindor!reader
Requested: yes
hello hehe, i saw ur recent post and can i request a hufflepuff/gryffindor reader? idk but completely uty, also! for song recommendations idk if youre a fan but maybe change my mind or 18 or once in a lifetime by one direction? ahh hope this helps
Summary: (based in Change My Mind, by 1D) y/N is Gryffindor student sad because she’s no longer a first year, but the Weasley twins promised to help her feel like every day is better than the last — and with George by her side, she thinks it’ working.
A/N: Not one of my favs because I just didn’t know how to end? I guess I’m just really bad at writing short fics lol
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It's funny remembering when you were one of the first years, walking in Hogwarts surprised and excited, staring at every detail and corner, anxious to walk around and discover new things.
But now, as a sixth year, things were slightly different. Firstly, nothing was a surprise — in fact, thanks to Fred and George Weasley, you knew every corner of the castle. Secondly, because you were starting to get sad. You'd soon be leaving, and you loved the school too much to think about a day you wouldn't come back to Hogwarts.
You were watching the kids get sorted — two had already been selected to Gryffindor, and your table was cheering still — when George poked you.
"What's wrong?" he asked, in a low voice.
His eyes were sparkling joyfully, but he seemed worried about you. You shrugged.
"Can you believe that just six years ago, those kids were us?" you said, looking at the new Gryffindor boy, who was happy with his house, "And next year will be our last?"
George proceeded careful, noticing that it was a delicate matter to you.
"Don't think of it like that. We still have a lot to enjoy — it's only the first day of two long years to come," he pointed out with a sympathetic smile. "Stick around Fred and me, I'm sure we'll make every minute an adventure."
His lasts words made you smile. Those boys were generally trouble, but you would give anything to spend more time around them, especially George.
He had no idea of your crush, of course, because you would never gather courage for that. You liked the way you were; close friends to hang around and make jokes. You didn't want to ruin it for a thing you were sure was not mutual.
"Thanks, George," you sighed, giving in. "Do invite me to your messing around," you continued but regretted at the same time.
What were you thinking? That sounded incredibly odd!
"Yours and Fred's pranks, I mean," you quickly added, hoping to have fixed it.
He didn't seem to care, giggling even at your embarrassment.
"Sure, y/N, I'll be in touch."
***
You were thankful for having a friend in Ravenclaw. Anna was a short girl, with freckles all around her face, but she had an extra cute accent. She became your friend after being paired with you to the Transfiguration's classes, and seeing how untalented you were for that class, she offered to help you — in that way, your duo would never be behind.
You two were currently in the Library, going over the last thing Professor McGonagall had taught. We were actually doing well with those lessons, and even Anna was surprised.
"I think my help might be working," she commented, smiling.
Anna had left, she had some things to do, but you stayed in the Library, rereading everything she had helped you study, in hopes to stick the content in your mind.
Fred and George Weasley walked in, with confident smiles. They looked around, and you waited in silence, pretending not to be interested.
George did stick to his promise — every time he and his brother planned some mischief, they asked you to tag along, and you did, happily.
You had lost count of how many pranks you helped them with, but the funniest was, no doubt when they Engorgio Professor Flitwick —he was about to start the class; there wasn't a student that didn't start laughing.
You weren't surprised when they took a turn to your direction. Fred sat at your side and George in front of you, gazing at your eyes.
"To what do I owe the pleasure, gentlemen?" you asked, faking an accent you did not have.
"We need your assistance, ma'am," said Fred, his voice a pitch higher than his brother had become recognizable for you over the years.
"For, so, we have a problem," George continued, copying your fake accent, "and we heard around these parts that you are the one they say is good with the Potions."
You raised your brows, letting your lips shape a smirk.
"I might be able to help you, gentlemen," you said, diverting your eyes to each of the twins, "but I will need to be convinced I will be saved by your secrecy."
"We will make sure thou, miss, are protected," George responded, smirking too.
Fred sighed, giving up the play.
"Ok, ok, now that we have your 'yes'," he said, in a rush looking around to see if anyone could hear you, "we need to start as soon as possible."
The older twin got up, and, with the help of George, they packed all of your spellbooks that were over the table. Fred took the ones that were from the Library and walked to return them to their places, leaving you and George alone for a while.
George took your backpack, throwing it over his shoulder, and he pressed his lips together, as if he wanted to say something, but didn't know if he should.
"What have you guys planned?" you asked. You couldn't stay in silence around George, it made you too nervous.
"Fred wants to prank Malfoy," he said, shrugging, "then we are heading to the kitchen to get some food for Harry."
You stared at him, confused with what Harry Potter had to do with it.
"He had an excellent score at the first task of Triwizard Tournament, remember?"
You looked at him, squeezing your lips together while you shrugged.
"You stayed in during the task?" he asked, losing his smile.
"I had to study," you replied, not really caring about missing the spectacle.
"No, you didn't!" he raised his voice, seeming to be angry. "I thought you were with your friends, that's why I didn't go looking for you. But now I see I should've."
"Don't be too bothered —  I bet Harry was awesome, so I wouldn't have seen anything too new," you pointed out, trying to calm him down and being thankful when Fred reappeared.
"Ok, who's ready?"
***
The potion Fred and George wanted you to prepare was theoretically simple, but it would take at least two days to be ready, so they gave up on pranking Draco Malfoy that night, postponing it to when you managed to finish the potion.
George still looked bummed out for not noticing you weren't at the Triwizard Tournament first task, but he didn't scold you anymore.
The kitchen was rather quiet since the feast was over. Gryffindors were instructed by the twins to eat not much because they'd be able to do it at Harry's surprise party later.
You had a way with house-elves, they seemed to like you very much, and Fred thought it was good to have you around to get extra food.
"Stay away from these, do you hear me?" he said, pointing to some sort of candy he was dropping a liquid on top.
"Sure, chief" you giggled, scared of what magic could that be.
George still had your backpack in his back, even when you said you could carry it yourself.
You three walked in Gryffindor common room and came across a lot of students, wearing casual clothes, all possibly waiting for the party to start.
Fred took the snacks and started talking to Lee Jordan about where to organize everything, but you and George were left behind.
"I'm sorry I missed the task. I didn't know it was that important," you said, looking down, avoiding George's eyes, "I'll be there for the next one."
"You don't have to apologize — I just overreacted," he replied. "It's not up to me if you watch the Tournament or not."
"Don't worry; it's nice knowing you care," you smiled, trying to convince him you weren't mad at him.
He gave you your backpack back, and you rushed to your room to leave it there. Someone shouted Harry Potter was coming and you all stayed in silence, to surprise him.
You were next to George, sat down at one of the couches.
"SURPRISE!" someone shouted, followed by a thousand others, when Harry walked in, followed by Ron and Hermione.
That was the kick the party needed to start. Everybody started eating, talking, joking, some were playing card games by the fire. You didn't get up from the couch next to George, too scared of losing an opportunity to be next to him. But you two didn't stay there for longer. He put your names to the next round of games with cards, and after the game, you were playing judge for the twins — they wanted to see who could eat more in one minute.
"Sorry, Georgie, but Fred won," you said, checking your chronometer one more time.
George didn't look upset, but his twin looked beyond happy.
"I won! I won!" he shouted melodically.
"Maybe a glass of water?" you offered George as Fred walked away screaming.
"Thank you," George said after you gave him the glass. "maybe next time I'll beat him."
You giggled and said, "I hardly doubt that."
"You don't think I could have won?"
"Well, based on the way you were just now, no," you answered.
"You disappointed me," he pretended to be shocked, positioning his free hand over his heart as you sat down next to him. You both laughed hard.
***
The party went on until 1 a.m., but you and George were so focused on your game that you didn't even notice everyone gone.
"Are you guys staying?" Fred asked before going up the stairs.
"We have to finish the game," Geoge answered, not looking to his brother.
You looked at Fred and smiled, "He says he can win me, but that's a lie!"
It was just five minutes after Fred left that you won the match.
"I won!!" you shouted.
George looked worried at you. "People are sleeping, y/N."
"You're just mad because you are not the winner," you replied, crossing your arms.
"I let you win," he crossed his arms as well.
"HA! As if!" you shouted, rolling your eyes.
You both started laughing, so distracted at the moment that you didn't even care that it was late in the night. However, even if you had noticed it, you wouldn't have changed a thing — having George around was I you wanted, you weren't going to waste it.
"Maybe we should go," George said, getting up.
You didn't want the moment to end, so you stayed sitting on the floor, and hugged your legs.
"One more game, how about it?" you suggested, quickly thinking of a way for him to stay. "You can try to win me."
He paused, stopping close to the staircase. You couldn't tell what could be going on inside his head. Did he want to stay? Was he thinking of a polite way to say 'no'?
"Do you want me to stay?"
"Of course!" you answered without giving much thought to it.
Then it hit you. The way he asked — how his eyes gazed at yours with expectation. George wasn't just asking if you wanted to play again, he asked if you wanted him to stay. It could have sounded simple, but it was far from that — and even if he wasn't thinking between the lines, now you were, and your heart was beating so fast you thought that George had a big chance of winning, but not just the game.
He was still staring at you, but this time, he was sitting on the floor next to you. You slowly let your legs down.
"So, huh, the game..." you said, trying to diverge your eyes from his, but failing.
"The game, yes," he repeated and reached for the cards. "Aren't you tired?" 
Boy, I'm more than wake! you thought but said nothing, swallowing nervously.
"Tired? A bit," you gave in, "Which is lucky for you, 'cause you might be able to win me."
"Maybe I don't want to win you," he says, as if a confession, "not in the game, at least."
You didn't know what to answer. It couldn't be real; you were going to wake up in your room. George, the George Weasley, your crush since he helped you find your class in the first year, was now showing reciprocity?
"George," you used a warning tone, "if you don't mean it, please don't continue."
"What?" you had caught him by surprise.
He was very close to you, your faces just centimetres away and you wondered, looking at him so confused, you thought perhaps you were reading too much into it.
"If you are..." you elaborated, breathing hard with his proximity, "being a prankster right now, if you don't mean what you are going to say, then just don't. Please."
He swallowed. "I'm not pranking right now if that's what you wanna know..." he replied, "unless.."
"No 'unless'. If you mean me, I'm serious. I'm always serious."
"OI! JUST KISS ALREADY!" a voice shouted from upstairs, and you thought it was probably Fred.
You and George exchanged looks, before giggling at his twin. And, catching you by surprise, George reached for your chin, pulling you closer to him. His lips met yours in what felt like an explosion — of anxiety, of desire, of passion.
George tasted just like you imagined it — sweet. But he wasn't delicate; he seemed hungry, hungry to pull you closer, to tie you in his arms, to hold you, squeeze you. You liked that passion, especially because it was something you didn't imagine George like.
His touch, all over your body, sent chills all over your spine, and you wanted more, more and more.
You didn't know how long you stayed there in the common room kissing, but you were thankful to be from the same house as him, in that way, the kiss could last more; you didn't have to rush to your house.
When you finally pulled way was because you were, officially, tired.
"Thank you," you said, pulling away.
"Thank you?" he repeated, in a mocking tone. "I should say that."
You giggled while getting up with his help.
"Same time tomorrow?" he proposed and you smiled, feeling your cheeks turn red as his hair.
You nodded your head a 'yes'.
"IT WAS ABOUT TIME!" Fred shouted again, and you started wondering if he could have watched the whole snogging session.
"Somewhere else, tho," you added, tilting your head towards the direction of Fred's voice, meaning that you didn't want him around.
"Definitely," George agreed, pulling you for just one more kiss before you went to bed.
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Hi! Could you possibly give some of your favorite finished chaptered reddie fics?❤
Well do I ever! Enjoy these amazing fics by some amazing people! Its an extensive list so I’ve put it under a read more so as not to clog the tag! 
Is there somewhere by @tozier-boy | 11/11 | complete | explicit
Richie didn’t belong in boring, old fashioned, small Derry, that was for sure.
Richie Tozier wore leather jackets and ripped jeans. Richie Tozier had his ear pierced and he painted his nails black. Richie Tozier wore combat boots and let his curls grow wild and messy. Richie Tozier always had headphones around his neck and sometimes he wore eyeliner. Richie Tozier smoked weed on the school ground and told teachers to shut the fuck up. Richie Tozier was tall and skinny and he wore bands tank tops. Richie Tozier was the reason why Eddie had started biting his lower lip way more frequently than he did before.
Zero Characters Left by @stellarbisexual | 18/18 | complete | explicit 
Eddie works in social media at a tech start-up in Boston, and Richie's been hired to do some video production for the company.
Characters are aged-up to their late twenties, and this takes place in 2017.
Bright as yellow by @speakslowtellmelove | 30/30 | complete | mature 
“‘Remember that hot guy I couldn’t stop turning around to stare at while watching the movie? Y’know, the one I stalked? He’s being hilarious in my math class full of nerds.’ You honestly think that’s my fault, Eds?”
Eddie felt his cheeks heating up, because Richie was right about all of it. Well, most of it. “My name is Eddie, not Eds. And I didn’t stal–”
“Nice to meet you, Eddie. See, isn’t that better? Eddie and Richie, Richie and Eddie. R plus E. It has a nice ring to it.”
the sea around us by @eddiefuckinkaspbrak & @tozier-boy | 26/26 | complete | explicit 
Prince Edward, is due to marry Princess Myra in order to help secure his kingdom financially. In a last ditch effort to be free and fulfil a lifelong dream of travelling the world, he sneaks out of his window and on board a pirate ship. Captain Richie Tozier’s pirate ship.
or Prince Eddie & Pirate Richie AU
Beep-beep, Eddie Kaspbrak by Ragno | 5/5 | complete | mature
Eddie Kaspbrak is 14 years old and he just defeated a demonic clown along with his friends.
Eddie Kaspbrak is 16 years old and he's fighting against himself and the way he feels and the way he thinks.
Eddie Kaspbrak is 18 years old and he'd much rather fight a demonic clown all over again than face his true feelings for Richie Tozier.
The Order by @s-s-georgie | 10/10 | complete | mature
“You guys lost too?”
“Nope. Believe it or not Silent Hill is my actual destination.”
- The Silent Hill Au Literally no one asked for but you're getting anyway.
far too young to die (part one) by @catsbrak | 17/17 | complete | explicit
Eighteen year old seamster Eddie Kasprak is forced to put his survival skills to the test when he’s selected in the reaping for the 27th Annual Hunger Games, where twenty-four young ‘tributes’ who are gathered from each of the twelve districts must fight to the death. Eddie forms close bonds, his priorities undergoing a drastic shift, and he instead takes on a more difficult task: to try and protect his friends.
(in other words, the reddie hunger games AU no one asked for, and everyone will hate me for)
Kryptonite by hoeziertozier | 13/13 | complete | explicit
‘Richie looked down and scratched the back of his neck awkwardly. “There’s a reason I came to New York.”
“Isn’t it because of your job?”
“Yeah, but there’s a reason I specifically chose New York. I mean, it’s Wonder Boy’s home.”
Eddie choked on air. For the first time in ages, he wanted to use his inhaler. “What?“
"Yeah, I’m kinda obsessed with him. He’s, like, my idol.”
So, his new roommate was his superhero persona’s fanboy. Yep, that was definitely not going to be a problem.’
Or, the self-indulgent Superhero!Eddie and Superfan!Richie AU that literally nobody asked for.
Just Survive Somehow by @s-s-georgie | 21/21 | complete | mature
When the world ended, and the dead rose to eat the living, it turned into kill or be killed, but how do you survive when the creatures around you are constantly evolving?
Wishes by strictlyamess | 14/14 | complete | mature
It's one thing to vacation at the Happiest Place on Earth with all your friends.
Working there with them is another thing entirely.
(or: the Disney World Employee/Cast Member AU written by a former Disney World Cast Member that some people asked for but most did not)
Operation: Hawaii Honeymoon by @tinyarmedtrex | 9/9 | complete | mature
A plan formed in Eddie’s head. One that would benefit them both. “Does your ex have an instagram?” Eddie asked. Eddie shook his head. “Do you want to make her jealous?”
“More than anything.”
“Hear me out then.” Eddie said, plunging forward even though he knew his idea was ridiculous. “What if you came to Hawaii with me? We’ll act like the perfect couple- she’ll get jealous, maybe want you back, and Myra will have to accept that I’m gay and will leave me alone.”
Richie looked up at him, a noodle dangling out of his mouth. “What?”
[ or Eddie and Richie meet on a plane to Hawaii and strike up a deal. Pretend to be lovers to make Richie’s ex-girlfriend jealous and convince Eddie’s ex-fiance Myra that he’s gay. What could go wrong?]
Inexhaustible Source of Magic by @jem-carstairs-is-perfection & @tinyarmedtrex | 17/17 | complete | teen 
The Triwizard Tournament is back at Hogwarts and this time, two students from each school will be chosen to participate. When Richie Tozier and Eddie Kaspbrak are elected by the Legendary Goblet of Fire to compete, they must come together as a team and overcome their differences to prove to themselves and to others what they are capable of.
ask me to stay by @richietoizer | 7/7 | complete | teen
“Your lip is all busted,” Eddie said, as though pointing out that Richie’s lips were injured would somehow make it okay that Eddie was paying attention to them. Richie’s hand came up, long fingers wrapping around Eddie’s tiny wrist, and he gently guided Eddie’s touch away.
Eddie finally wrenched his eyes away from Richie’s lips and met his best friend’s gaze. There was a softness there that he rarely got to see, not even the smallest hint of teasing or joking there. It was just Richie, just Richie looking at him and Eddie looking back. For a single moment, it was just Richie and Eddie alone in the world. Nothing to bother them, nothing to live up to.
[or: the year is 1994, and Eddie Kaspbrak is in love.]
Sex, Money, Murder by @studpuffin | 8/8 | complete | explicit
“The only sin is mediocrity.” ― Martha Graham
the years go by like days by georgiestauffenberg | 4/4| complete | mature 
It’s Eddie he wants to get a hold of, though, and he does, tucking him under his arm, and ruffling his hair, making him laugh. He’s startled when Eddie looks at him with such happy, shining eyes. And, for a split-second, he’s tempted to kiss him right then, right there in front of everyone.
He wants to. Badly. He doesn’t.
He leans in, instead, and he smacks a loud, wet kiss to Eddie’s cheek, punctuating it with a “mwah!” He does it again and again. “I’m so proud of my little Eds Spagheds!”
“Get off me!” Eddie says, laughing and shoving him away, swatting at his hands.
AU. in the 27 years in-between, Richie and Eddie forget a lot, but they don't forget each other.
Fall Away From Me (I Just Can’t Take It) by @thelazyeye | 6/6 | complete “ explicit 
It’s okay, though, Eddie tells himself. It’s all fine. This is part of their arrangement. This is a casual thing they have going. It’s his own stupid fault for catching feelings for someone he agreed to casually fuck. Especially when that person is his best friend from childhood.
It Was Always You by eddie_kaspbraktozier | 12/12 | complete | teen
Eddie, miraculously, survives the fight with Pennywise. Richie is still hopelessly in love with him, even after all of these years. As Richie stays with Eddie to help him with his recovery and divorce, he tries to find the courage to tell Eddie his true feelings.
Eddie wakes up after the fight with Pennywise to realize his whole life has been a lie – his asthma, his marriage, god, his whole adult life. Although now, Eddie is finally free to decide what he wants out of life. Eddie slowly comes to realize his feelings for his best friend.
Told in alternating point of views – Richie and Eddie’s.
OR
IT Chapter Three. The ending we deserve.
IDK, spooky stuff by varnes | 3/3 | complete | explicit 
“You’re a ghost hunter, aren’t you?” Georgie reminded him. “And he’s a ghost, or something. So obviously the police won’t find him, but you guys can, with all your equipment. You can find him and make the murders stop.”
From the couch, Richie’s whole face was lit up with delight. That was always a bad sign.
“I don’t know, Georgie,” Bill said, but before he could get the words all the way out, Richie was leaping up and yanking the phone out of his hand.
“Murderous ghost circus performer, love it, love it,” he announced. “Georgiekins, say no more, not one word, we are absolutely going to come bust the shit out of this clown.”
-
Or: the quasi-BFU AU where Bill, Stan, Bev and Richie go to Derry to hunt a ghost. Featuring a one-armed boy out for revenge; a Tiny Smol hotel clerk who can't decide if he wants to fight Richie or marry him; The Hot Fireman From LA?!; a local librarian who just wants to read books to children in peace; and, of course, Pennywise the clown.
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zazujoy · 4 years
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I’m sure this has been done but here’s everything I, a person who has listened to exactly zero seconds of The Magnus Archives, know about this podcast
Characters
Jon: He’s the main character, the archivist, and he’s got some spooky eye powers. I don’t know if he got them on purpose. He’s kind of a dick but in a way that makes the fandom love him.
Martin: Jon’s boyfriend, eventually. Unfortunately I don’t know much about him outside of that, but he’s both a. A monsterfucker and b. Pro killing all the monsters, so we’ll see how that works out for him
J. Leitner: fuck this guy. I don’t know anything about him but fuck him.
Daisy: is a werewolf maybe? She’s evil but she might also be friends with Jon, I’m not sure
Sasha: I don’t know much about her but she seems chill. She might be dead by now; there’s a not!Sasha which means she got pulled into one of the Spooky Things, so f in the chat for that
Tim: idk he exists
Georgie: might be a secretary or something? That might be a different character. There’s someone named Gertrude who I also know nothing about so it could be her. 
Elias: is he married to Tim? Is there a different character named Tom that he’s married to? I think this guy got married and divorced and then remarried his ex-husband but I don’t remember his husband’s name. Also I think he’s insanely old. Maybe.
Basira: ???? [see also: Tim]
Spooky stuff
There’s spooky stuff. I don’t exactly get how it works but you can become an avatar of a Spooky Thing, although that seems like not the greatest life decision.
Trying to think of Spooky Things from TMA off the top of my head, I listed The Lonely, The Slaughter, The Flesh, The Eye, and Clowns(???) and then I just googled a list so I’m just gonna guess what the items on this list mean.
The Buried: There’s worms somewhere in this podcast and worms like to get buried in the ground so I’m saying The Buried is the Worm Spooky. I hate it. 
The Corruption: yeah I have no idea. The word “corruption” brings to mind either religion or politics so maybe it somehow has to do with one or both of those things. 
The Dark: darkness is spooky I guess. 
The Desolation: yeah so “desolation” definitely sounds bad and scary but I have no idea what it means in the context of this podcast, because everything is bad and scary here except for occasional moments of tenderness. So this is a Mystery Spooky Thing as far as I’m concerned. 
The End: I know there’s something in season 5 that hits uncomfortably close to Real Life Pandemic stuff that’s happening, so I’m gonna say The End is that. Probably it’s the end of the world or humanity or something. 
The Eye: Jon’s an avatar of this one; I think it just lets you Know Stuff that you otherwise wouldn’t; also maybe you get literal extra eyes? Or can see through other people’s eyes? I’m just making things up but those might be true. I know “invasion of privacy” is a Spooky Theme in at least some of the episodes and The Eye seems like a likely cause of that. 
The Flesh: gross meat stuff. 0/10, do not like. I think the Leitner dude that everyone hates is involved with this one
The Hunt: I guess it makes you want to go kill people?? Also maybe you’re a werewolf. I think Daisy is an avatar of this one. 
The Lonely: pretty much what it sounds like: makes you really lonely and isolated. Martin got caught up in it for a bit in a recent episode but then he remembered he loves Jon so it’s fine for now. 
The Spiral: sounds like some weird hypnosis shit
The Stranger: this is the one that got Sasha, I’m pretty sure. Replaces you with a spooky version of yourself or something. IDK what happens to the original person, maybe they die (rip). I think this is the one that led me to include “Clowns???” on my original list, though maybe that was The Spiral. 
The Vast: emptiness as a concept is inherently spooky so maybe that’s what this is. Makes me think of a very large empty field and I hate that shit, so. 
The Web: based just on the name, sounds like something that’d give you a supernatural mental connection to the other avatars of this thing. 
Plot
I really really have no idea. You could string together literally any set of events and say it happened in The Magnus Archives and I’d believe you. But here’s my best attempt at piecing the events together:
Jon is doing archivist stuff; people come and give him statements about scary stuff that happened.
There’s a guy who got a cursed coffin that said not to touch it or open it so he didn’t. Legend. 
Martin is new at the Institute, I think, and Jon doesn’t like him, but eventually they fall in love (slow burn, babey! But like really slow; I think they got together for real in s3 or 4)
Jon removes a rib or two, maybe to get his Eye Powers. One of the ribs is just sitting in his desk drawer. It’s fine.
At some point I think there’s a transition between “Jon listens to people talk about spooky experiences” to “Jon fights worms and other weird creepy things” and I don’t know when or how that happens.
Daisy tries to kill someone I think.
Some worms are fought.
Sasha becomes not!Sasha. I feel like this went unnoticed for a little while and then eventually caused fairly sizable problems. 
(I wasn’t joking when I said I don’t know the plot of this podcast at all)
I think Jon and Martin are currently trapped in some tunnels fighting monsters. Martin wants to kill all the monsters. Jon is one of those monsters, technically, and probably he has some Issues and insecurities related to not being fully human (he needs therapy. They all need therapy). Martin had An Experience with The Lonely; it was a whole emotional rollercoaster but he’s in love and he won’t forget that.
The creators have said it’ll end in tragedy and I think this is the last season, but everything is sort of okay for now? It’s not great but Jon and Martin are still alive and together for the time being. 
Other stuff
The Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a creative commons attribution non-commercial sharealike 4.0  international license. 
“Statement begins”
“Fabric rustles” (NO kissing noises)
The creator’s name is Jonathan Sims and he just named the main character after himself for fun
Apparently “Jonathan” is supposed to be shortened to “John” but that’s bullshit
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kennadavenportgayle · 7 years
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Story time: Worst date ever
Lmao okay I just went on a double date with my friend (I didn’t wanna go but she didn’t wanna go alone on this date so I was like fine I’ll go)
Anyway here is my story please enjoy
So my friend (we’ll call her D) asked me like a few weeks ago if I wanted to go see a movie with her as a double date. I didn’t really want to but she really liked this guy so I was like okay fine it won’t be that bad. So she asks her date (We’ll call him C) if he knows anyone else who would want to go and he’s like “oh yeah my frat bro, A, could come”
So we’re like okay cool. The boys are like “We’re gonna go see the movie IT” and I love horror movie I think they’re so funny and so great and I used to fall asleep to horror movies at night (yes I know I’m insane)
So I went to this party with D and it was a frat party at A and C’s frat house and we had been there before cuz we know the frat guys there. C is like “Hey Emma, this is A” and I’m like “Okay hi” and I was already in a bad mood from just like nothing (like you know when you get in those bad moods and it’s from nothing but you hate everything? That was me) so we like talk for like 5 seconds and I go sit down on the couch. 
I should point out at this frat (and a few other frats) I’m considered “the hot one” out of my friend group. Why? Idk. So everyone in this house is like “omg she’s so hot like wtf A how did you score that” and I’m sitting on my ass like giving people a death stare cuz I was in a bad mood. 
Throughout the night A came up and introduced himself like 20 times and every time I said “yeah I know who you are” and he was like “no you don’t” like yes bitch I do. So I start ignoring him, I know I’m a bitch but oh well. 
I left early that night cuz I wasn’t feeling it and A goes to my friend D and is like “omg she hates me wtf” and C is like “hell yeah dude she hates you” but A makes it his MISSION to get me to like him, and he tells D this and D is like “nah she wants to stay single, she’s only going on this date for me and cuz she wants to see the movie, sorry bruh” and he’s like “after the movie she’s gonna want to date me” and all of these things. 
So the night comes and I just decide not to try to give him any ideas cuz I’m really not interested. He meets D and I near our dorms and he tries to give me a hug and I tell him I don’t like hugs which is a lie but I didn’t wanna give him the wrong idea. So C comes and we get in an uber and head to the movies and I’m PUMPED cuz again I love horror movies. So we get in line and C makes a comment about how he thought I was tall cuz I’m pretty sure I was wearing heels the first time I met him so we’re like laughing at the fact that everyone in this frat thinks I’m tall cuz I’m really not. 
Then A goes “I thought you were black the first time I met you” 
LIKE WHAT?
And D and I are trying not to die laughing and I was like “wait what?”
And he goes “yeah I thought you were light skinned-black or something” 
And this is funny cuz I’m the whitest fucking bitch EVER so like to have this guy think that is WILD 
So we buy our tickets and go in and we sit down and we’re like watching the previews and he keeps talking and I’m like okay whatever it’s the previews it’s fine. So the movie starts and he’s still trying to talk to me so I figured if I just didn’t respond he would stop. No. He doesn’t. 
The scene with the storage drain and the kid comes up and Georgie is like reaching for his boat from Pennywise and A is like SCREAMING and he’s like “don’t do it Georgie! What the fuck?!” and all this shit and I’m like omg stop. 
So then he starts telling me all of these predictions he has and he’s like spoiling the movie and I HATE spoilers so I’m PISSED. THEN there’s a bunch of jumpscares and EVERY SINGLE TIME there’s a jumpscare (even if it’s a predictable jumpscare and no one is freaked out by it) he legit SCREAMS and like JUMPS towards me and is trying to get me to comfort him and I’m like “bitch stop it isn’t even that scary” and the only time I got scared is when he is screaming in my ear. Well, I’m also a fighter when I’m scared (you know like the fight/flight/freeze thing? I’m a fighter so I punch/push people if they scare me or I get scared) and I’m trying SO HARD to make sure I don’t punch him in the face. Instead, i keep shoving him away yet he still does it. 
Then whenever he would get a little bit scared he would cover his eyes/ears and ask me what was happening and he would like shove me and be like “Yo Emma what’s happening?!? Tell me what’s happening?!” and i wouldn’t say anything. But he kept doing it so with a straight face I just go “I don’t know.” and don’t even look at him. 
He also texted the entire movie like what? And he would snapchat during it like stop please that’s rude??? also kind of illegal? 
So this goes on for the entire movie and the movie was over 2 hours long so i was DONE 
So the movie ends and D and A are talking about how scary it was and C and I are like “That was amazing” etc. 
We get in an uber to go back to our dorms and I sit in the front this time because I am not having it. I’m done with this guy. We get dropped off at the dorms and I’m like going to be polite and hug this guy and thank him for the movie and everything. Well I can’t even say goodbye before this guy literally gets out of the uber and fucking books it down the sidewalk. He doesn’t say goodbye, he doesn’t thank me, he doesn’t make eye contact, nothing. He just like basically runs away. 
So C and D are like saying good-bye and like are about to kiss and I’m just awkwardly standing like five feet away just being this fucking third-wheel and it was the worst thing ever. So when C leaves D and I are going back to her dorm to do homework and we just burst out laughing. 
So it makes for a good story but now she owes me her LIFE 
Lmao okay the end 
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(THAT GIF. IT’S THE GIF I WAS OBSESSED WITH WHEN I FIRST GOT INTO THE MCU OMG)
ehehehehehe I’m sure you’ll get over it :) (but you won’t, really. I should probably go and make sure you don’t have any sharp objects in your possession.)
Don’t be upset! *hugs* not until you listen to ‘Words Fail’, 'I am damaged’ and watch Civil War + Thor 2, at least…
I read the chapter! One of the things that immediately stood out to me was Shuu’s design, because it really shows how much it’s changed since the first series (he looks so pretty(?) now. Look at those eyes (down for the count and I’m drownin’ in 'em)).
As for Naki, my boy. The moment I saw him using a freaking PROVERB I think I teared up a little.
But obviously, the one thing he will never learn is Shuu’s name.
And that ending…since it’s the 'king’ it should be Ken, right? But if it is, there’s definitely something wrong (I mean just look at the last panel). When did he get back? Where’s Touka? What has he been doing? I mean, from the spoilers, some fans were guessing that was actually Arima and that’s possible now with the whole 'bring back the dead’ thing, but I don’t think it’s him. For one thing, Arima’s story had a heartbreaking ending, but it was satisfying…it was a clean, simple conclusion. I feel like it wouldn’t be a good idea to mess that up, since it would just makes things that much more complicated. It would also be cruel to Arima because COME ON, he chose his own death because that was the best option for him and he died happy! WHY would you make him do it all over again?!
And weirdly, this chapter is like 'lol Touken? what Touken?’ like the last few chapters never happened. Not sure how to feel about that XD
Also Kou is adorable and if Ishida hurts him I don’t know what I’ll do.
yeah, I do know that 'Aishiteru’ is such a powerful phrase that even married couples hesitate to use it ^^ I just wanted something to compare it to. Apparently Saiko’s 'I love you’ was the same 'I love you’ she uses with the rest of the Q squad…? Idk if that’s 100% accurate though.
OTL that freaking scene…
'Ravenclaw or Slytherin’ ^^ hahaha…ehehehehehehe…the thing is…
King Evans, bringer of angst, breaker of feels, mighty lord of the tragic OTPs, is 98% Hufflepuff. The other 2% is probably Ravenclaw.
MY HEART. Queen Luna…
Ronald and Evans would have the most casual relationship- in public, if they didn’t bother to make it obvious, people would probably think they were just BFFs.
Marco is honestly the best option tbh (he IS freckled jesus after all). Thank you so much for that <3
Vitya is a darling. His PDA would probably embarrass me a lot though haha
You said 'Steve might not be a good choice’, dunno if that’s a typo or not LOL honestly I’m not sure who I’d like as an s/o from the MCU… I mean, Loki is one of my favorites but I would NOT want to date him under any circumstances (dude tried to commit genocide in Thor 1 by killing every single Frost Giant…probably because of his self-loathing about being one himself). And like I said, though I really relate to Bruce, we’d probably just be like 'I’m so anxious’ 'You are? I’m totally anxious too’ 'I’m anxious about you being anxious’ and so on and so forth…
Wanda (Scarlet Witch) seems like the kind of person I’d get along well with though, since we’re pretty similar personality-wise but Wanda seems less sensitive than me and a bit more outgoing/willing to take charge. The reason I picked the Captain is because of out of all the avengers we have the most similar beliefs (I can talk like a nihilist at times but at the end of the day I’m probably Team Cap) and he’s got the nicest personality.
YAS another Joker fan! I thought we were extinct ;-; Luna/Joker sounds cute but Luna/Soma sounds absolutely adorable.
-“I like cute animals,”
-You (sort of) regret those words when Soma gets you a baby elephant for your birthday
-He doesn’t get how you can study so many things and concentrate on all of them. He’s not sure how to feel about it either, because he thinks you’re awesome and calls you a true scholar (he’s just so proud “Ciel, YOUR girlfriend may be a fencing prodigy but MY girlfriend is a genius!” “Well-” “What’s that? I can’t hear you over the sound of how amazing she is!”), but then he doesn’t understand how you don’t get bored of all those things, and he’s kind of jealous that it takes up so much of your time.
-jealous soma=pouty soma asking Agni and Ciel for love advice
-his nickname for you is 'princess’
Armin/Luna is one of the new OTPs
-though you’re an introverted couple you’re both willing to speak up for each other when it’s needed
-Armin loves to tell you stories about the world outside the walls and you often look at the picutres in his books together, making up wild and crazy theories about what’s out there
-Eren approves
-Mikasa gives you The Talk
-'I have two functioning blades and dozens of titans waiting outside. Hurt him and no one will ever find your body’
Phichit/Luna…
-Of course he wants to skate with you. If you already know he’s overjoyed and loves to have friendly competitions/races, and if you don’t he’s happy to teach you. He’s very sweet about it (until you realize he’s been taking pictures of your 'progress’ throughout the entire lesson)
-Phichit FLOODS his instagram with pictures of you and him together 'Look at this goddess’ 'Me and my bae’ 'Georgi’s jealous’
-In fact he just rambles about you on social media to the point where everyone decides that either he’s lost it or this Luna person is, in fact, a goddess
-Phichit also has a tumblr so he quickly becomes a part of the constant fandom discussions between Luna and Evans
-expect a ton of Hamilpuns
-Evans third wheels like a pro
Oh I Ken totally Hide (sorry)
YES those are also some of my favorites parts! (Thor is very disappointed with his little bro. Though I have to say, it’s a bit like
Thor: “COME HOME MY DEAREST BROTHER AND END THIS MADNESS I KNOW YOU CAN STILL BE REDEEMED”
Loki: “I am a strong, independent frost giant who don’t need no Odin. Go home yourself.”
Thor: “Ok.
HAMMER TIME.”)
Ah, you’ll get to see Loki’s softer side in Thor 2…prepare for the feels. Also, I do recommend you watch Thor 1 sometime. You may already know the plot but Thor 1 is the only movie we actually get see Loki before he turned into a complete and utter mess. He was actually a nice guy before the daddy issues…I was planning not to watch the first movie either but after watching it I’m glad I did.
Yeah, I don’t think you have to watch anything other than the ones you’ve listed, since those seem to be the ones most involved with the main, running plot (the Infinity Stones).
Also, idk if you’ve heard, but the post-credit scenes matter A LOT in marvel movies so I suggest you try to watch all of those :)
I think I’ll try BHA if I get the time ^^ it’s easier to get into that than Love Live in Korea. Manga is more common than anime over here unless the anime in question is really popular
Don’t worry, I’ll have you sobbing over them soon enough :)
And I suppose you’re talking about the Hamilton Believer PV? I look forward to your reaction! :D Mine was to sob and then start screaming the lyrics all over the place
I love pretty much all the Loki gifs. Like, look at them:
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Also, that knife gif. When I search ‘Loki’ in gifs, most of the results are that one. I understand why, though. I mean, dayum,
Oh I’m sure I’ll get over it once I’m deep enough into the fandom. And I’m slowly, but surely getting there :)))
I loved Shuu in the new chap! I was like ‘oh la la the gourmet has returned, finally’.  The chapter does raise a lot of questions, though. I mean, who’s the king? What’s happening to the world? Kaneki? Touka? ANYONE?
When Naki started talking my reaction was ‘slow down, kid’. I’m so prout T^T
I don’t want it to be Arima. He finally found peace (in death, tho), so let him have he’s peace. He deserves it. We’ll just have to wait a week until we know, I guess. There better be some good explanations in the next chapter!
Well, I guess we’ll never know. Unless I somehow find a raw. Then, I guess I could at least see which form she uses. It’s a mystery, though, and I really want to know what she used.
You what. Hufflepuff? Nah, can’t be. Feel murderers don’t go into  the house for cinnamon rolls (but, then again, you are a cinnamon roll with an evil side).  Ever heard of hybrid houses? Yeah, I think you belong to one of those. 
Yeah, of all the character you’ve chosen, I’d say Marco is the best for you because he’d always be able to calm you down and make you laugh when you’d need it. It’d be the most adorable relationship ever and I’d be that stalker friend who’d secretly take pictures of the two of you together and would try to get you together before you’d confess. 
Yeah, that was a typo. I mean to say ‘Steve would be a good choice’.  I think the two of you would make a cute pair. Like, he’s a huge sweetheart and somewhat old fashioned. My new OTP is forming....
Ah, you and Loki might be cute, actually. I mean, once you’d open up and let your sass out, he’d be like ‘I like this mortal’. I must admit, though, I think Steve would be just a tiny bit better choice...?
The second I saw Joker, I was like ‘he’s my new problematic fave’. And then he died. And I cried. Then I heard the dub and almost threw my phone out of the window because they ruined his voice. I know he’s not the youngest person ever but he sounds like he’s in his 40s or something. 
THERE GOES MY HEART AGAIN, IT WAS NICE HAVING IT FOR A SHORT WHILE.  Goddamit.
Souma is the purest cinnamon roll in the series. I have no idea why some people dislike him so much. Sure, he’s oblivious and a tiny bit annoying at times, but he’s a nice person and does his best. NOt to mention what happened in the recent chapters. He definitely deserves more love :)))
Armin and Luna would have reading dates 90% of the time. Also, random glomping from my side because he’s too adorable.  But something I found out recently: he’s also ripped. Like, damn. It might be a consequence of his new... condition, but still.
Evans would never be a third wheel. In fact, I’m sure Luna would ditch Phichit every once in a while to talk to you hahah  Tbh, from YoI, I’m not sure I’d actually date anyone, but if I had to, Phichit would be my top choice. 
I am proud to say that I stayed up until 3:30am, binging on all the Avengers fics I could find and came to the conclusion that Loki is number 1 after all. Thor is nice and all, but I think I would get a tiny bit fed up with his constant obliviousness. Also, Jane.  And a lot of the fics described Loki as a huge bookworm, however I’m not sure if it’s fanon or canon. Either way, I like it hahah Also, imagine the sass battles. I’m 100% sure everyone would be fed up with us hahah
I am going to get all the feels during Thor 1 and 2, aren’t I?
Actually, from the ones that aren’t one the list, I only haven’t watched the Hulk, but I know what happens.
One of my friends is a huge fan of MCU and constantly yells about the post credit scenes, so i’ll definitely remember ^^
Oh, I see! LL has a mobile game, though ;) Your choice!
I almost cried over believer. It really does fit well ^^
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Okay. Since I have NO CHILL.... But what about a fic where reddie gets together in secret and hides their relationship. But they go away for a weekend after graduation and the losers are already suspicious, but it’s then confirmed when eddie&richie both post a selfie of them kissing in front of like. Idk a sunset or a cute background and is just like “surprise” (but is it really??)
(sorry for the wait Sara but here you go!)
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Eddie stepped out of the classroom at the end of sixth period and he headed towards the exit where all the losers met up to walk home. It had become a sort of routine when Mike arrived at the school during Freshman Year. They had decided that since Mike was knew, and thanks to all the bullying, they would be safer in numbers and took turns walking Mike to the Farm to school and then from.
It was during one of these walks that Eddie and Richie merged into EddieandRichie. Since the group had decided to pair up when walking Mike to and from the farm and Ben and Bev had paired up, as well as Bill and Stan, that left Richie and Eddie. Not that the two were complaining, as even before that, they were gravitating towards each other.
Then one winter evening after they dropped Mike off and it was just starting to get dark outside, Richie had laced their fingers together on the path away from the farm. Eddie fought back a smile as his cheeks flushed, hidden by the darkness of the night. By the time they reached Eddie’s house, they were both smiling like idiots and Richie had brought Eddie’s hand to his lips, kissing it softly.
“G’night, Eds.”
Four months later and they were well into a relationship, even if it was being kept a secret from the other losers. Both Richie and Eddie had agreed, mutually, that they would keep their relationship to themselves and not draw any more attention to them or their friends. According to them, the last thing they needed was everyone staring at them for being gay and in love.
Eddie was just about to step outside when a pair of arms were wrapped around his waist and pulled him into the supply closet. The door was closed behind him and Richie’s lips were on Eddie’s kissing him deep and burying his hands into his hair. “Heya, Eds,” he breathed against his lips.
“Rich, what are you doing?” Eddie asked, pulling away just a little. “The others, they’re waiting for us...we don’t want them to catch us.”
Richie shrugged, keeping his arm around Eddie’s waist, “Wanted to see you before,” he mumbled. “I miss you, I miss not being able to see you and kiss you whenever I want.” He ran his free hand through his hair, “Come away with me this weekend, please? My folks, you know that summer house they have just outside Boston? Come with me and we can...be us, together?”
Eddie paused, looking into Richie’s eyes, “Rich...my mom would never let me, you know that,” he whispered. “She barely lets me stay over at Bills on a Friday night. What makes you think she’ll let me disappear for the whole weekend? With you no less.” After the words left his lips, Eddie realised how awful it sounded. “Rich-”
“It’s fine,” Richie shook his head. “I have a plan just...you trust me right?” He asked. “I have a plan. Meet me at the barrens tonight at seven and you won’t have to worry about the rest of the weekend. Your mother won’t even know your gone.”
Of course, Eddie was wary, but he trusted Richie with his life and sure, it would be great to spend a weekend away with his boyfriend without being scared or hiding. “Okay, I’ll be at the barrens tonight, at seven,” he nodded his head. “We need to go now though, before someone comes looking and they find us.”
Although reluctant, Richie agreed and let Eddie leave the closet first, following behind him and swung an arm over his shoulder. It wasn’t out of the ordinary, as Richie was always touching Eddie in some way or the other. The others were all still waiting for them outside, and Bev raised her eyebrows at them, but didn’t say anything, simply moving into step with Ben as they all made their way towards Mike’s farm, something they did every Friday night as it meant spending more time together.
As soon as Eddie stepped into the house after they all parted ways, he moved into the kitchen to see a note from his mother. It was letting him know she had gone to her sisters for the weekend he was to be on his best behaviour in her absence and she would see him on Sunday evening. A smile broke onto Eddie’s face as he realised this was the reason he wouldn’t have a problem sneaking away with Richie for the weekend.
He rushed up the stairs and pulled out his mini-suitcase, packing some overnight clothes for the weekend before making his way out to the barrens where Richie was already waiting for him, his truck parked to the side and ready to go. Eddie didn’t hesitate in throwing his bag into the backseat and wrapping his arms around Richie’s neck in a hug. “How did you know my mother would be gone for the weekend?”
Richie grinned at him, leaning down to steal a quick kiss before pulling back. “My mom overheard her on the phone at the supermarket. She must have been talking to her sister or something. She gave me the heads up. Mags really is our relationship MVP.”
“Yeah, but that’s because she’s the only one who knows about us. You can’t say that Bev wouldn’t be high on the MVP scale if she knew,” Eddie grinned, stepping back and heading to the passenger side of Richie’s truck. Richie just laughed and followed him around, climbing into the driver’s seat and turning the keys in the ignition.
“I tried to convince dad to give me his car this weekend,” Richie mumbled as he pulled away from the barrens and onto the main road. “He said that no amount of begging would let him trust me with his car, so my truck it is, Eds.”
Eddie just rolled his eyes a little and got comfortable in the seat, “You cleaned the truck up for me, that’s the best I could have asked for to be honest.” They fell into a comfortable silence, the music playing from the stereo that was hooked up to Richie’s phone. “Is this my playlist?” Eddie asked after a few songs, all of which featured on Richie’s playlist that he named ‘Eds’.
He watched a flush appear on his boyfriend’s cheeks, but there was no answer, so Eddie picked up his phone from where it sat, logging in to Spotify. Sure enough, it was his ‘Eds’ playlist, and Eddie couldn’t help the smile that broke out onto his face. Richie squawked from his seat, “Don’t laugh at me!”
“I’m not laughing!” Eddie defended himself, shaking his head. “I’m impressed that you know me so well to have all my favourite songs on the one playlist.” He continued to flick through the songs that Richie had on his playlist as he had always known it existed, but only now was he getting the chance to actually see.
“You know, I think Bev knows about us,” Richie muttered about half way through the drive. Eddie looked over at him from where he was lost in thought, looking at the scenery outside the window. “I told her I couldn’t hang out on Sunday with her…because of course I’ll be with you and she just gave me this look…as though she knew that I’d be with you.”
Eddie frowned, tilting his head to the side, “Well, it’s almost graduation and we’ll all be leaving for college soon. They are going to find out sooner or later because I have no plans on ending this with you.” He let out a sigh. “I think we should tell them, when we get back. Get all the losers together and just…come clean. Aren’t you tired of hiding from them?”
Breathing out a sigh of relief, Richie nodded his head and made a turn in, pulling up to a service stop that was by a lake reservoir. The sight was one to behold, as the sun was just beginning to set, casting a warm orange glow over the water. “Why wait until Sunday?” Richie asked and grabbed his phone. Eddie watching him get out of the car and head over to the edge of the lake.
“What do you mean?” Eddie asked as he got out of the car, following him until they were standing side by side. “We’re not going back, Rich. I want to spend this weekend with you.”
Richie nodded, “And we are, I’m not saying we go back. I’m saying we take a really cheesy picture of us kissing in front of the sunset and send it to them in the group chat.” His eyebrows waggled as he pulled up the camera and Eddie relented, nodding his head. Richie grinned and held the phone away from him as he leaned down, catching Eddie’s lips in a kiss as he snapped the picture.
Eddie had to say, he was rather impressed at the turnout of the picture and allowed Richie to send it to all the losers in the chat. Barely five seconds later, both of their phones were blowing up with messages in response.
Bev: I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT
Billy: Gross guys, right in front of my salad, really?
Haystack: I’m so happy for you!
Mikey: Congratulations guys!
Stan the Man: You all owe me 5 bucks.
Stan the Man: Congrats.
Both of them just laughed and turned their phones off. They would deal with their friends on Sunday when they got back to Derry. Right now though, they just slipped back into Richie’s truck and continued to the holiday home, happy and in love.
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Idk if you accept prompts, but I would love to see Sonia meeting Eddie and finding out he is married from the road trip au you wrote (no need to have Sonia meeting the children, just seeing Eddie and maybe finding out he has children)
Here you go anon! 
Part One || AO3 link 
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“Papa, papa, papa!” Eddie looked up from his book as his daughter Grace rushed into the living room, a panicked look on her face. “Papa we’re all out of peanut butter so we can’t have lunch!”
Eddie covered his heart, his eyes widening in mock horror, “Oh no! Whatever will we do? I guess, there is really only one thing for it, Gracie.” He winked and his daughter gave him a hopeful look. “I suppose I’ll have to go to the supermarket and buy some won’t I?”
Grace breathed out a sigh of relief and nodded her head, “Can I come with you papa? Please, please, please?”
Unable to say no to his daughter, Eddie nodded his head and stood up from the couch. They were on their third day in Derry and so far, everything about their month long vacation had gone swimmingly. They had spent the whole weekend with Went and Maggie, but it was now Monday and both of his in-laws were working morning shifts.
He could hear Richie and Ollie laughing in the kitchen and he was sure his boys would be okay until they got back. “Okay, go grab your coat while I tell daddy where we’re going.” Grace grinned and dashed off to the hallway, where her shoes and coat were, and he headed to the kitchen. “Knock, knock.”
Richie looked up from where he was busy with the cookie cutters and flashed Eddie a smile, “Hey, Eds!”
“I heard we’re out of peanut butter, so Grace and I are going to go to the supermarket. Is there anything else you think we need while I’m out?”
His husband stepped to the fridge and pulled it open, checking the contents thoroughly, “Maybe pick up some more milk and eggs, we’re running low since I decided to bake some cookies with Ollie here.”
Eddie nodded, listing the items off in his head and out loud. “Milk and Eggs, got it. We won’t be long. We can all watch a movie when we get back, as I think it’s going to rain.”
“Great idea!” Richie agreed and Eddie made his way to the door, where Grace was already waiting. She was such a smart eight year old. “Miss you already!” He heard his husband call from the kitchen and Eddie rolled his eyes, taking Grace’s hand in his.
“Normally I’d say we take a walk, as the supermarket is only five minutes away, but I think it’s going to rain so we’ll take the car okay?” Eddie smiled at Grace and she nodded her head, jumping off the porch step and waiting by the back door, ready to be strapped in.
Eddie made sure Grace was secure and they were on their way to the supermarket. He decided, on his way round the isles that if there was something he thought they could use, he;d just buy it. Grace was a brilliant help, as always, picking items up and placing them into the trolley with care.
By the time they made it to the final isle, where the ice cream and frozen food were, Eddie really thought they had managed to make it the whole trip, drama free. That is, until he heard a familiar voice that caused his whole body to freeze up.
“These products are out of date! How do you expect me to pay full price for an item that is out of date!” The voice screeched and Eddie winced, remembering all too well when that voice was directed at him.
Right in front of him, standing in front of a store employee, was his mother.
The employee was red in the face, clearly embarrassed. “Ma’am, that date isn’t the use by date, it’s the date that the product was frozen. The item is still well within date of use.”
Maybe, if Eddie backed away slowly and quietly, they’d be able to leave the store without being seen. With this plan in mind he gripped Grace’s hand tightly and slowly led her backwards. Just when he thought they were home free, his mother turned around and their eyes met across the isles.
Time froze, and Eddie was sure he was about to throw up. It was one thing bumping into his mother when he was alone, but when he was with his daughter? Who he never wanted to introduce to his mother? That was a totally different story. He felt Grace pull on his jacket. “Papa, why is the lady staring at us?”
His mother’s eyes widened and she began to march towards them, stopping only a few feet away. “Mind your manners young lady,” she spat at his daughter. “I’m an elder.”
“Don’t speak to my daughter like that,” Eddie hissed, finding his voice and he carefully pushed Grace behind him. “Actually, don’t speak to her at all.”
Sonia completely ignored him, grunting as she looked him up and down, “You got fat Eddie-bear. Where have you been all these years, didn’t you even think to call your poor mother? I’ve tried so many times.”
Eddie rolled his eyes, really not in the mood to deal with anything involving his mother. “Thanks, I put on some weight yes, but that’s because I was unhealthily skinny. I’m here visiting family with my husband and my children, so if you don’t mind, I would like to get back to them.” He moved to step passed her, but she stopped him.
“You married that boy?” Sonia gasped, shaking her head. “Oh Eddie-bear, listen to yourself. You’ve spent too long away from me. I knew you’d be back one day. It’s time to come home.” A hand reached out to grab his wrist but Grace’s voice stopped it.
“Don’t touch him!” She yelled, earning a few looks from other shoppers. “Papa didn’t give you permission to touch him, so you can’t do that.”
Sonia looked down his daughter, her eyes narrow, “And children should be seen, not heard.”
Eddie had had enough, “That’s it,” he grabbed the trolley and successfully pushed passed his mother, leading Grace away with him. “We’re leaving now and ...and don’t follow me. I don’t want anything to do with you. Ever.”
They didn’t hang around to listen to what she had to say, his eyes filling with tears of anger at the way she spoke to his daughter. Grace didn’t seem to be affected, as she was skipping along beside him, singing her favourite song from Moana.
Suddenly, that movie afternoon with his family seemed ten times more appealing than it did earlier that morning.
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