I read a smut fic in a video game fandom I don’t go to (someone drew hot fanart, don’t judge me), it was pretty conventional P in V sex and this girl was crying and drooling. I’ve been seeing more and more of this lately. I can only assume (edit: conventional straight internet video!) porn is to blame.
Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve been fucked so well I got a little weepy, but that’s an extreme circumstance. I have never gotten complaints for my ability to suck a dick and I have never drooled in my life. I know everyone’s experiences are different and I just. Don’t like spit that much, personally.
But I feel like you better write your character with very good stroke game if the receiver is going to start leaking fluids all over the damn place?!
I love the concept that we anons with our silly little gay thoughts are just little gay baby birds telling you, our collective mother bird, where best to find gay little worms and you've just gotta go "y'all are great but I can't go gay worm catching 24/7, I gotta do nonspecific oriented worm catching as well" the nonspecific oriented worm catching being y'know functioning outside of the ga ys
Also, unrelated, what kind of bird would you claim yourself to be? Out of curiosity, totally won't try to gather the spoons and gull to draw fanart of this idea I had of just harpy bird tattoo woman and their flock of gay flag wielding birdlings AND have the further gull to send said theoretical fanart for one of the coolest artists I know of and enjoy the content of
HAHSFFDG THIS IS SO CUTE I didn’t even think of it like that!!!!!!!!! IDK if I’m qualified at ALL to be someone’s mom but I will sit on y’all and sometimes stomp ppl who are wildin 💖💖💖😏
And give you gay worms and cheer and squawk with MUCH PRIDE when you get your gay worms when I’m off doing non specific oriented worm catching things HEHEH
OHHH WHAT BIRD THO HMMM I think I would be a chicken!!! but the Indio gigante kind bc they got these LONG ASS LEGS and I AM one inch shy of being 6’ tall (I WISH I MADE IT ALL THE WAY)
So now plz have some “oh she’s fucked up a little actually” chicken me standing up and terrorizing my dear anons idk what I’m doin it’s late
I just spent 45 minutes with her looking for a period tracker that would let her share her cycle info with me so I could always know when she was ovulating 👀✨
Ok so sometimes I make visual guides for my own dwarven related HCs. Basically I’m trying to think up different ways that dwarves might differ from humans that clearly show that they are in fact a different species. This is one of my ideas relating to dwarven eyes and how they might make dwarves look uncanny to humans. Thought I might post it even though that means a double post for today.
Unfriendly reminder that if you are "radqueer" I do not support you and I think you should get therapy immediately and log off of the internet and also I will block you if I notice that you support that sorta stuff.
If you need to know what being "Radqueer" is, it's basically people who believe in supporting people who are transracial (Rachael dozal style) and transage (pedophila), and that's all you need to know to not support them or want to interact with any of them!
Let them figure out their mental illness(es) far far far away from you.
Making an official announcement post since I've had a little time to think about what I'm doing.
July 19th marks the 2 year anniversary of me running this blog. I wanted to do something to commemorate this event. It's not going to be a big thing, just a small event, but I just wanted to put something out there.
What's going to happen:
I'm going to be reblogging some of my favorite posts, even if they didn't get much traction. I'm also going to be reblogging a few different ask games and "officially" opening up my ask box to questions about my fanfics (it always was I just never told you). My inbox will also be open to any general positivity about me, the blog, or even the Walker fandom in general.