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doxypsychlean · 1 year
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Aegon II Targaryen x reader who is manipulative and uses the motherly love he never got to get her own way. They both love each other but in a toxic yandere kinda way 😂
Wrapped around your finger
Yandere!Aegon ii Targaryen x Yandere!Reader
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Warnings: none? pls tell me if I've missed sth
Thou shan't repost/copy/ translate any of my work or I'll sneak into your home late at night and bite your nose off!
English isn't my first language. I don't proofread. I slap commas wherever I feel they're needed.
A/N: Aegon and Halaena aren't together in this one. It's also pretty sweet, despite their ?yandere? tendencies.
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Oh, he really thinks he's that good.
Then you come around.
You, a lady of noble descent and a member of one of the greater houses in Westeros, are also one of his greatest rivals when it comes to having the worst reputation in all the realms.
At first, it's just harmless fun. Nothing too serious.
But then you become a witness to the way his family treats him.
You work your way into his heart and head. I mean, who in their right mind would miss out on the opportunity of being Queen of Westeros one day, amirite?
He bites the bait pretty quickly.
Aegon is obsessed with the way you shower him with affection and love.
He'd be spending most of his time in your arms, begging for you to tell him how much you love, how unfair his mother is to him.
Alicent hates you at first.
The hatred turns to admiration with time, seeing as you gain complete control over her son and mold him to your liking.
But there's more to what she's feeling towards you- fear. With the way things are going, all it would take is for you to snap your fingers and Aegon would kill them all. For you.
You never do, thank the Gods, and for that you have the Queen's utmost respect and gratitude.
She never lays a hand on him again. She doesn't have to, but she's also too scared to do it.
He still drinks, maybe not as much as he did before, but he no longer chases after the servant girls. As if you'd even allow it to happen.
The first time you realize what you feel for him might be actual love, is when you order for some noble lady to be "displaced" from the Red Keep. You didn't like the way she stared at him. Cue, girly losing her eyes for that one.
He was yours and the only way to get him away would be to pull him out of your cold fingers. And you had no intention of dying any time soon.
Aegon rarely goes out of the Red Keep anymore and when he does, you're always with him. The Prince has glued himself to you, whether you like it or not.
On the rare occasions of you two not being present in the castle, golden scales could be seen shimmering high above King's Landing. Sunfyre loves you, the golden beast could feel the strong bond between his rider and you.
Expect lots of expensive gifts- lavish dresses, the rarest perfumes from Essos, jewelry, books, horses, ginormous bouquets of your favorite flowers, commissioned portraits of you two, gold, sweets, etc.
You want it? You'll have it. Simple as that.
He'd never thought of himself as a jealous man, but the second he sees his brother talking to you and you laughing... All Seven Hells break loose.
Aegon turns into a sniveling, whining mess, hands wrapping around you as if his life depends on it.
All the while shooting daggers at Aemond behind your back, daring him to come closer so he could claw his remaining eye out.
Few soft words from you and he's melting.
You love him. He loves you. Everything is more than fine. He completely forgets about Aemond, who's slowly backing away from you two.
You get married not long after. Neither one of your families is brave enough to say a word against the union, seeing as ...
You absolutely never tried to hide it from the public.
You're all over eachother for the most of it.
Both men and women are dropping like flies around you, if they just as much as stared at either of you for a second too long.
Both yours and his family are equally scared and would rather keep away, than try and separate you.
Word spreads around quickly. You're with child.
Aegon's over the moon. You're his. He's yours. Completely.
The prove pops out not long after. Then another. And another.
He would 100% elbow the midwife in the face if she tries to keep him away from you while you're giving birth.
"My Prince, you cannot..."
"Out of my way, you old hag, my wife is in there!"
He was there while you were making them, he has every right to be there while you squeeze them out.
Definitely cries his ass off when he holds your firstborn.
His tunic is discarded quickly as he holds the small bundle close to his bare chest.
Then he wraps one hand around you, almost crushing your neck with how strong he's squeezing you.
Same thing goes down every single time- he storms in, kid comes out, he's bawling his eyes out at the sight.
You pick the dragon eggs for each and every one of them together.
Aegon's just as obsessed with your children, as he is with you.
Gods forbid someone makes one of his little bundles of joy cry...Heads will be flying in all directions, no matter who they belong to.
Not even the Stranger would be able to pull you apart.
Even in death, you'd find a way to be back together.
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thedeviljudges · 9 days
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yeah yohan's a brotherfucker, what about it
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jrueships · 11 days
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ill be having such a good time then Boom, someone says something
#i love to drive... when i know where im going#im a great driver#but my navigation skills are so shit. theyre so shit#yall i cannot. for the life of me. read fuckin google maps well while driving#i cant judge the distance of a turn.. i think a right turn is a left bcs the screen didnt rotate yet and it's#and i cant remember road names bcs im a landmark man#it's so embarrassing. and all my good driving turns to shy shit bcs it's like. idk. i hate being weird. i hate feeling stupid#i hate being stupid#i hate being told im not stupid until i do smthing stupid again and they get annoyed and u can tell they took it back#bcs everyones right. everyones so right so im not mad at them. im not#im just mad at myself. like it's so fucked. i hate being fucked (literally) (asexual)#i hate getting marked for being wrong in math bcs i saw the + as a ÷ and i did the division right but no one cares abt that bcs it's weird#it's fucked it's so fucked im so fucked#it's so embarrassing. i hate being embarrassing#it's not quirky or cute or anything. setting the wrong alarm bcs i saw the 8 as a 6 is not funny. it's not when u keep doing it#and u keep doublechecking urself and get it wrong anyways#i hate being stupid. i hate being stupid. i hate being stupid. i hate being stupid#u think i dont want to just be normal and fun and carefree with things people find easy? you think i dont want an easy life?#u think i like making people's lives hard? you think i Like being a burden???#i dont wanna be here .
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fishshit · 11 months
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why is yurio having a crush on yuuri/viktor is a popular trope? like, i know kids can have unserious crushes on adults and stuff but why is this trope popular??
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dontforgetoctober3rd · 6 months
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Our Place
Summary: Michael Gavey was gone from school for a good two weeks being sick. He gets back to find out that the most horrific of things have happened: someone has claimed his favorite spots in the library and the cafe.  And spanish class. She was American.  Worst of all…she was pretty and he could definitely grow to like her. Maybe. 
Word count: 1260
Rating: T for swearing, i guess
Disclaimer: I don't own Michael Gavey, he belongs to the Saltburn universe created by Emerald Fennell
OCs:
Amy Ryan (face claim is the fantabulous Elena Kampouris)
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Professor Julio Sanchez (face claim is the sexy, sexy Taika Waititi)
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Michael didn’t understand why people were looking at him like he was the one out of line.  During mealtimes or when studying in the library, you can’t really lay claim to an area.  He got that.  Classrooms were different, though.  Everyone sat in the same spots.  The new girl had already parked herself at his favorite library table and at his favorite lunch seat in the cafe. He had acquiesced both times and gone to sit somewhere else.  This Spanish class seat was his.  He was asking nicely.  It was his seat and everyone knew it.  Everyone, that is, except for the new girl.
Her name was Amy and she was very pretty but that did not matter. Women like Amy who dressed in what was known online as “cottagecore goth” did everything they could to avoid even breathing in direction of guys like Michael.  Well, women who wore anything.  Any woman, really. Men too. That was not the matter at hand, however.  Seat. His. Pretty or not, she had to move.
“I sit there. I always sit there.  Please move?” he asked again. 
“Dude, there’s like a million other empty seats.  I’m not gonna move.” With that, she continued to set up her section of the desk bench, taking out her laptop and a notebook with some pens. 
People kept staring and some even started to laugh as Michael stayed put.
Don’t let them see you upset.  Don’t let HER see you upset.  It was time to enact some good old fashioned psychological warfare.  He would annoy her away from his seat.  HIS seat.  It didn’t really require any effort on Michael’s part.  Being himself seemed to work just fine, usually.
“You know what?  You’re right.” he said, taking the spot right next to her.  He pulled out his own laptop and materials as she stared.  “Change is good.  Variety is the spice of life.  Good enrichment for my ‘enclosure’, so to speak.” He grinned at her, his hands clutched together on top of the table area where their seats were.  
“Dude…”
“Listen, I know it might seem like I’m following you around but I promise I’m not.  It’s just that, in a freakish set of coincidences, you’ve managed to take all my usual spots.”
“Hmm.  ‘Your’ spots?  All of them?  What are the odds of that?” Amy asked. She crossed her arms, leaning back. 
Michael smiled. Time to annoy! “You’re asking the right man! It's really quite a mathematical anomaly, actually.  To ha-”
“Me hacen el favor de callarse el hocico!?” Came the shout from the pit below.  Amy and Michael turned to attention.  
Professor Sanchez had arrived. Speaking English was forbidden in his classes.  It helped with the immersion.  “Hay que empezar con el trabajo de hoy.  Ustedes bien saben que los Viernes son para CALLARSE EL HOCICO y aprender los nombres de lugares famosos.” he said, with a clap of his hands.  He turned to scribble on the blackboard.
The class got busy copying the words onto their laptops (Professor Sanchez insisted that students either write or type the words themselves, no pictures and no recording.) Michael snuck at glance at Amy.  Her laptop was covered in stickers.  Band stickers.  Restaurant stickers.  Tv show stickers.  Most were worn and faded, a couple were glossy and clearly new.  You name it, she had a sticker on there. 
Amy noticed him looking, pausing to stare back.  “What’s up?” she whispered, no-nonsense in her voice. 
Michael gave a small chuckle and pointed at her computer. “You’ve got some laptop on your stickers.” he murmured, attempting to keep his voice low and out of Professor Sanchez’s hearing range.
Amy smirked…but to Micheal, it didn’t feel mean.  “Really?  That’s the best you’ve got? Corny. Corny as hell.” she whispered back, shaking her head and returning to her typing.  She was still smiling.  It sounded like she had accepted an invitation to play a game. Maybe dodgeball.. Did Americans play a lot of dodgeball? Oh well, time to keep the annoyance going.
“Don’t think there’s a whole lot of corn in hell.” he continued, also typing away at his laptop. He felt a bit nervous. This was way more than they had talked earlier in the day.  
“Ok, what would you suggest as an accurate threshold for corniness?”
“Depends.  Are we talking per capita?”
“Sure.”
“America itself is pretty corny. Literally.  They’re the top corn-producing nation in the world. China is second and they produce almost ten percent less tha-”
“Michael, que rayos les dije hace unos minutos?” Professor Sanchez had turned around, hand on one hip and the other hanging with the piece of chalk still in it.  He was staring straight in Michael’s direction.
Spanish was Michael’s worst subject when speaking it.  He did perfectly well writing and could read it no problem as well.  Speaking it? Bloody hell. “Um...que me..que me..” Michael struggled for a few more seconds, some snickers peppering the classroom’s air.  They wouldn’t be laughing if this was Mathematics, he thought.
“Que nos callarmos el hocico.” Amy spoke up, trilling that ‘r’ perfectly. 
“Muy bien.  Dale las gracias a tu novia por salvarte, si?” With that, Professor Sanchez turned around.
Michael was burning with shame.  He knew perfectly well what ‘novia’ meant and doubted that Amy wanted to be considered that.  He opened a new document, quickly typed out “Sorry about that.” and motioned for Amy to read it.
Amy read it and smiled.  She opened a document as well and Micheal read it as she typed it out. “No worries!” it began.  “Listen, if it really means that much to you, you can have your spot back next time. I don’t give a shit where I sit here.”
Michael quickly typed back “It's fine, actually.  It’s not as if I’ll die if I don’t sit in that particular spot.  I’ll sit somewhere else next time.  Broaden my horizons. : ) “
Amy was still grinning when she typed and Michael was quick to read it, curious as to why she was smiling. “An emoji in a word document? Really?? CORNY.  Anyways, you can stay.  I don’t own the damn place.  Sit wherever you like. I’m fine with it, I promise! ;)”
“Cool. I’ll just sit next to you, then. 😀 “
“Cool cool. 👍” she typed back. “So what do you say we meet at our place in the library after I’m done with my classes at like 3? I can tell you all about the non-corny side of America (fuck yeahhhhh)!”
Michael happily typed back, trying his best to act non-chalant at her mention of “our”.  Americans were overly friendly.  It probably didn’t mean anything.  “Got it. Our place at 3!”
“See you there! Don’t bring actual corn.  I feel like I can see the cogs in your head physically turning, trying to come up with something as corny as possible. 😂 “
“Will do.  No corn, only maths.  To explain the whole debacle of you being every place that I also like to be.” 
“Sooooo you like being wherever I’m at? 😜” Amy typed out, smirking as he read the text.
This was a game. It didn’t mean anything.  She wasn’t flirting.  She would say this about anyone, she’s American. “Yep,  You caught me.” he responded. 
“Knew it! 😂 Welp, see you there then.” 
They settled into a comfortable silence, the gentle clacking of their keyboards punctuating the air.  The conversation had come and gone like a car quickly driving by.  He didn’t know how it had happened, but Michael Gavey was pretty damn sure that even if Amy didn't consider herself his girlfriend, he had just gotten himself a date with her.
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falllpoutboy · 1 month
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i dont think asoiaf fans and people in general are ready to talk about the morality of prostitution and sw 🥴
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theygender · 2 months
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svwhssftr · 17 days
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i think it's funny how i just assumed that tobirama haters could never exist
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toytulini · 8 months
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idk. picky eater rights. im coming to your events and turning my picky bitch nose up at your fancy ass desserts you spent a bajillion hours working over in the kitchen and asking if i can find like a basic ass brownie with no extra flairs or ingredients or steps or whatever the fuck. cry about it. stop trying to feed me
#toy txt post#they gotta have some picky eater bitches be the judges on those food competition shows i stg#sorry for committing the unforgivable sin of my tastebuds didnt enjoy the food you made. it was intended as a personal slight actually#i am trying to offend you for real. yeah. thats definitely whats happening. god/sssss#like god irl if i dont like food you made ill try to be fuckin gracious about it buf dont fucking get mad at me for like. idk. prepping my#own foods you percieve as worth less or whatever the fuck. ppl are so fucking weird about food.#honestly guy on prev post didnt even dislike the cake it sounded like but was just experiencing the human emotion of disappointment#when the little specific joy he was looking forward too was not what he expected. if she had asked him 'do you mind if i make a similar cake#that is not the exact same as the one you asked for? maybe he wouldve been fine cos he wouldnt have been looking forward to that specific#thing. OR maybe he wouldve said if youre not going to make this very specific one im looking forward to then dont bother i dont want you#wasting the time and effort and then she wouldnt have been mad. or maybe she wouldve. ppl do get weird about that kind of thing#maybe saying that wouldve been a crime too. guess that dumb asshole shouldve shut up and eaten his stupid cake and enjoyed it and said#nothing. a recipe for happiness#anyway. hot take ig stop putting nuts in desserts. alllergy havers will prolly thank you but you know who else will thank you?#every day i see takes about food that make me think i really should be more of a picky bitch eater on maim to knock yall pretentious#food fuckers down a peg tbh. every day i resist the urge but god how yall test me. let me be the judge on a cooking show.#weird assholes who are rude abt ppl having allergies or sensory issues: come here. im going to break you#anyway more of us picky bitches who are picky just for like. casual reasons. we should he loud picky bitches on main. if a cook or baker or#whatever can accommodate my picky bitch ass thats difficult to feed for no reason we can be sure they can accommodate allergy havers#and ppl w medical restricted diets. if they can be gracious about me just not vibing w the food then they can def be gracious about more#sensitive reasons. yea i could choke down the food i dont like probably. it wouldnt make me throw up or send me to the hospital. but why#should i? if youre an asshole to me about simply not liking your shit then why the hell would i feel safe disclosing medical info to your#bitch ass? why would i trust you to follow it? and not try to sneak some shit in bc you think you know better about food?#anyway#picky eater rights. let ppl be picky for no apparent reason. cos the ppl who have uwu Good Valid Reasons(tm) dont fucking owe you that#explanation
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awkwxrdapple · 1 year
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[If you match with any of them pls tag or comment I need to know who's my experience twin hehe]
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bizzybee429 · 2 months
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clenches fist. i fucking love my friends so much
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coast-dweller · 1 year
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Some pics I took for the holiday season :)
They should make a non-itchy tinsel tho :(
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hoodiehydra · 1 year
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hi moots if ya don’t mind you’re gonna see a lot of xreader reblogs.
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l8rs-gat0rs · 1 year
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I feel so bad...
I know a couple of you are still waiting for me to write your requests and trust me I will, but I haven't had the motivation to write recently since there's a lot going on in my life.
I promise to finish them as soon as I gain my writing motivation back, but for now I will be taking a break from writing since I don't wanna give you guys half-assed fics.
In better news, Today was my birthday! 😁
I'm happy to say I had a great birthday and when I get home from college my kind and amazing friends have birthday gifts waiting for me.
Anyways, the semester ends this Friday so I hope to gain my motivation to write back soon.
And I just wanna address the support and followers I've been gaining from my first that have already been posted, I appreciate y'all so so much. It makes me so happy to see the notifications from all of you loving and appreciating my writing. It brings a smile to my face everytime without fail :)
Thank you all!
~Alisha❤️‍🩹
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