what the fuck does it say about my mental health that all my stories are about the inherent magic of humanity
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no, I will *not* focus on my main WIP, thanks, I prefer writing the dumbest au's on earth where this is Remus Lupin:
"...Remus, why don’t you come out and say hello?”
Though he'd not fully exhaled the air from his shocked inhale previously, Sirius once again draws a sharp breath in when the camera pans towards the wings, and the lead singer emerges.
Fuck, Sirius thinks. He looks good.
The too-tall teen, lanky and sporting coils no one had taught him to care for was gone, replaced by wild dreadlocks and a strong frame and a fucking goatee that should not be attractive but works because it's him. He grins at the girls, crinkling the corners of his eyes and pulling at the scars littering his skin, which has darkened, probably due to Walk with the Werewolves' recent tour of summer festivals (don't ask Sirius why he knows that bit of trivia).
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anyways the blinkies on my pinned r all forgo themed in case you havent noticed
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.
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