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sungakure0red-sands · 7 months

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#kazekage #sasori #suna #rasa #yondaime #baki #jonin

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yowyowyaoi · 3 months

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Scenes or Comic Panels I Would Draw If I Could Draw BC Some Of My Chatpost Ideas I See Better As Pictures Not Words, Part Three.

Deidara and Hidan noticing that Zetsu seems really down in the winter months, so they help him by stealing him a heat-lamp and helping him to prune himself by picking off his yellow or dead leaves and giving him little bags of premium fertilizer (and Zetsu eating from the bags with a spoon like ice cream).

After sex, Nagato and Konan laying in bed together. Konan resting on top of Nagato, him with his hands on her hips. Him making a comment that having her on top of him feels like a nice, warm weighted blanket. Konan only hears "weight" and says "So ... you're saying I'm fat?" and before he can think of a non-offensive answer she gets up and storms out of the room. Hidan happened to hear it and tells the others and the next day all of them make pointed jokes about things being heavy when Nagato is around. He eventually Shinra Tensei's all of them. Konan laughs so hard she kisses him and forgives him.

Deidara and Sasori at an art museum. Run into Itachi and Kisame there. Kisame comments how sweet the two of them look holding hands. Sasori tells them that there's nothing romantic about it; if he doesn't keep hold of at least one of Deidara's hands he's going to reach into his pocket and bring out his matches and light the paintings on fire to make them more "artistic".

Hidan and Deidara having a chicken wing eating contest. Hidan pretends to choke on a bone to fake Deidara out but Deidara isn't buying it. Kakuzu comes into the room and comments something like " If you can handle mine, there's no reason you should be choking on THAT tiny bone, Hidan." Deidara starts choking for real.

Kisame telling Konan how to learned to use a gentle touch with Itachi by practicing holding cats first. Cuts back and forth between showing Kisame holding cats that are clawing and scratching him when annoyed, to Itachi kicking and biting at him when he's annoyed. Kisame telling Konan that Itachi is more like a cat than she'd think. Itachi then comes into the room and circles the fridge several times and Kisame tells him that No, he already had his dinner, and Itachi puffs up and hisses at him, and Kisame takes a little spray bottle from his pocket and squirts Itachi's nose with it.

Obito and Deidara’s son at school, say kindergarten, and the teacher calls in the parents for a meeting. She tells the two that their son has been drawing “questionable” things during art class. Shows them the pictures and it’s a whole series of Obito and Deidara “playing leapfrog” with each other. Obito is hella embarrassed and keeps apologizing and saying they’ll have a talk with the kid and get a lock for their bedroom door. But Deidara has tears in his eyes and is going “Look at what TALENT my son has, hm!” and asking if he can take the pictures home to hang on the fridge and the teacher and Obito are just staring at him like 😐

Young adults Kakashi and Obito having a “date night” in Obito’s room. Awkwardly flirting all night. But every time one of them do much as leans in for a kiss, Obito’s “grandpa” Madara comes into the room. First to ask if Obito finished his chores. Then to bring in a tray of milk and cookies. THEN he sends little Sasuke in the room to ask annoying questions, and Sasuke is accompanied by his “special friend” Naruto who’s excited to see his Sensei and each boy is too oblivious to realize that they’re interrupting obkk’s date until Itachi finally comes back from a mission and drags them out. And finally, finally when the two think they’re free, they start making out, but right in the middle of it Madara calls out from down the hallway that it’s time for Obito to give him his bath. Kakashi (not for the first time) asks Obito why he doesn’t just move out of his clan’s home and get one of the Jonin apartments in the city like Kakashi himself has. Obito starts to reply that it’s not so bad when Madara calls out again bring the heavy duty toenail clippers because he’s got some “monsters” growing on his feet. And Obito looks at Kakashi and asks how much the rents are in the Jonin apartments.

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effeminateboyninja · 1 year

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akatsuki music hcs

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I can’t listen to a song without making it about characters so here’s some headcanons for what kind of music each of the Akatsuki characters would like/listen to

more here:

konoha 13 | jonin sensei | sand siblings |

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Pain/Nagato - TOOL // Opeth // Nirvana // Swallow the Sun // Daylight Dies // The Foreshadowing // Alice in Chains // Mad Season

Konan - The Cure // Echo & the Bunnymen // Bauhaus // Siouxsie and the Banshees // Timber Timbre // Mitski

Kisame - The Rolling Stones // The Doors // The Animals // Judas Priest // Black Sabbath // Led Zeppelin // Dio // Ghost

Itachi - Radiohead // Manchester Orchestra // Duster // waveform* // sssense // kees. // Beach House

Deidara - 3OH!3 // Cobra Starship // Panic! at the Disco // Mäneskin // Teenage Disaster // Afourteen // Danny Brown // Cxrpse

Sasori - silence // white noise

Hidan - Nine Inch Nails // Korn // Rob Zombie // Orgy // Skinny Puppy // Sister Machine Gun // PIG // Skold

Kakuzu - the steady hum of his money counter

Tobi - Aqua // 100 gecs // Jimmy Buffet // NSYNC // Crazy Frog // the Cats soundtrack // PSY // Kidz Bop Kids

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BONUS: Orochimaru - a notice from the medical malpractice board read aloud // the wet, gurgling, nubile sounds of a lab engineered fetus taking it’s first breaths (1hr loop) // Slayyyter

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#sorry for a lacklustre sasori and kakuzu #i’m still right though #naruto modern au #akatsuki headcanons #naruto headcanons #naruto hcs #pain/nagato #konan hcs #kisame headcanons #itachi headcanons #deidara headcanons #sasori headcanons #hidan headcanon #kakuzu headcanons #tobi headcanons #ebn; hcs #naruto

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akatsukitrash · 2 years

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No bc Itachi stans who think he’s the most powerful shinobi ever who could solo Madara are so annoying lmao dude’s literally one of the weakest Akatsuki members. Don’t believe it? Let’s compare him to the others’ feats and power :

Sasori : A genius who revolutionalized the whole field of puppeteering as a CHILD, poison expert, invented human puppets which make him able to use the jutsus and even elemental jutsus and kekkei genkais of the people he killed. In terms of power, he has 298 human puppets, the Sandaime Kazekage, and his own death trap of a body. He’s extremely intelligent and cunning, and his poison is almost impossible to find an antidote to. Only Sakura (and by proxy Tsunade) can make an antidote for it. A single scratch is enough to paralyze and then slowly kill the person for three days. He also has great chakra control as well as average to above average chakra supplies to be able to use Sandaime Kazekage’s jutsus. One scratch and Itachi is done. He can’t use Susanoo forever, and we know even perfect Susanoo can be broken, so his could potentially be broken with Kazekage’s jutsus. Sasori wins.

Deidara : a genius who invented a dojutsu out of spite at age 19 and wields the rare Bakuton kekkei genkai. Invented many highly dangerous and unique jutsus. Youngest Akatsuki member to join. Deidara’s very intelligent and strategic, and his bombs have the potential to break Itachi’s Susanoo. He’s also immune to genjutsu thanks to his eye. He was able to dodge two taijutsu experts (Rock Lee and Neji) while armless and exhausted with a kunai in his mouth, so Not-Taijutsu-Expert Itachi probably can’t land a blow on him esp if the dude just flies away on his bird. C4 can kill him since unlike Sasuke, he doesn’t have any Raiton jutsu. Deidara wins.

Kakuzu : nearly immortal. He fought Hashirama and survived to tell the tale (something Madara couldn’t do), and has a unique kinjutsu. Very intelligent, and insanely experienced, Itachi is basically an infant in comparison. Insane strength (his raw strength makes him able to beat up an inflated Choji, and he holds Ino and Choji above the ground with nothing but the strength of his WRISTS). With his Doton technique, his strength rises to the point where he can destroy buildings with a punch, and makes himself nearly invulnerable to all attacks (only a powerful Chidori can hit him, and again, Itachi doesn’t know how to use Raiton). He wields the 5 elements with the expertise of someone with affinity with each, can make himself 4 nearly invulnerable and unstoppable minions, has tendrils that can break the ground and stab ppl as well as heal his own wounds and other ppl’s, his speed is so high he can take by surprise Kakashi who was using Chidori AND Sharingan. If Tsunade destroyed Perfect Susanoo with a punch, Kakuzu can destroy Itachi’s manlet Susanoo with a punch. Kakuzu wins.

Hidan : the only man to ever be able to achieve immortality, a Jonin at a rather young age, and he was able to take on Yugito Nii, a perfect jinchuuriki (let’s not forget Itachi never fought a single jinchuuriki). Very fast, very very VERY agile, stamina is quite literally infinite, and unlike what he seems to be, he’s pretty smart and analytical in combat, he will not fall to genjutsu easily. A scratch is the end of the fight. He’s the only one who could possible lose to Itachi though due to his arrogance and lack of jutsus, but it’s very likely Itachi will choke on his own blood trying to keep up with Hidan’s acrobatics.

Nagato : I hate that I even have to mention him. He has the Rinnegan, period. Any jutsu Itachi throws at him, he can absorb. If he approaches him, he can Shinra Tensei him away. Susanoo? Good old Chibaku Tensei or some of his bombs. Fire jutsu? He’s a master of all five elements, so he can counter with Suiton. Insane stamina. Man started a peace organization at the age of 15 and fought his whole life for peace. Even for an Uzumaki, even for a wielder of Rinnegan, he was beyond talented, and he was able to handle having both eyes wiht a Rinnegan without going insane, ever since he was a child. Obito noted that he himself could barely bear having one Rinnegan. Nagato wins.

Konan : same feats as Nagato + running Ame and turning it from an active warzone into a powerful and secretive nation. She’s from an entirely civilian line, doesn’t have a single shinobi relative, probably never went to school and only had a pedophile for a trainer for 3 years, but she managed to create an entire arsenal of unique jutsus on her own at the age of 11. Smart and analytical. Almost completly invulnerable thanks to her origami + invulnerable to fire. She almost killed Obito on her own. Her chakra supplies are bigger than Itachi despite not being from a noble clan like him. Konan wins.

Obito : do i need to explain? He almost destroyed Konoha while fighting the Yellow Flash at age 14, extracted Kyuubi from a jinchuuriki in a few minutes and then summoned him into Konoha without even breaking a sweat. Helped Itachi kill the Uchiha clan bc Itachi is too weak for a bunch of sleeping people. Only two ppl managed to counter his Kamui : Konan and Kakashi. Obito wins.

Zetsu : probs can just possess Itachi and make him kill himself idk. He’s unkillable so he could also just wait around until Itachi drops from his ninja tuberculosis. He could be sealed with Itachi’s sword of Tetsuka tho. Like Hidan, it’s possible he could lose, but we’re talking about a plant with mommy issues, it’s not every impressive

Kisame : Itachi’s own comrade. Is everything the fandom thinks Itachi is. He’s the man who killed his own comrades so they wouldn’t be tortured horribly by Konoha, then found out his own sensei was a spy and had to kill him too. Despite his circumstances being way more understable and actually inescapable unlike Itachi’s, he was so torn up by the guilt that he lost all faith in the world. It also made him realize that the shinobi system is shit (smth Itachi’s smart ass never did) and he killed the Daimyo of the Land of Water and left Kiri. Dedicated his whole life to destroying the system and bringing peace. Obito called him the only person he trusts. Sadistic but also peace-loving which is a great combo. As far as power goes, we’re pitting a man who’s chakra supplies are so huge he was called the Tailless Tailed Beast against someone with less chakra than Sakura. Also very intelligent and knows how Itachi fights. Suiton expert who can counter any Fire jutsu, smart enough to avoid Genjutsu, and he can simply wait out or use one of his many incredibly powerful jutsus against Susanoo. Kisame wins without even spending a tenth of his chakra.

Also in terms of feats, Itachi invented no jutsu, improved no jutsu, wasn’t even as good in Genjutsu as Shisui or Kagami, and had ninja tuberculosis despite being from a clan of FIRE BREATHERS. His biggest achievement was committing genocide against ppl who most of them don’t even have the Sharingan and were asleep.

#anti itachi #akatsuki #itachi stans do not interact

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nightingaleflow · 1 year

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All right, idk if it's been asked before, but let's say you were one day, magically put in charge of a sand sibs spin-off series about them, what issues and things would you like to see explored about their characters? I think it'd be a great chance to show Gaara's actual development that happened completely offscreen in canon, and give more spotlight to Temari. Like, people can make fun that Kankuro is the "worst written sib" all they want, it's actually Temari. At least, with Kank, Kishimoto tried giving him some semblance of a mini arc with inheriting Sasori's will and stuff. Not the best executed idea, but at least he tried with Kank, what was Temari's purpose even? Unite the nations through being Shikas gf? How does her crush achieve that exactly? So yeah, show Gaara's development, give Temari smth to do outside of Shika, and expand more on Kanks relationships/bond/admiration for Sasori and Chiyo and puppetry in general, so Sasori stans can stop hating on him so much. And ofc, show us Tems and Kanks bond with their dad. Bby Tem and bby Kank would be super cute to see. But what would you like to see in a sand sibs spin off? Anything special you'd like to add or see that was never mentioned, explained or expanded upon in the series?

~Gaara's development would be a top priority for me. When he joins the regular troops, Kankuro warns him that a lot of the regular jonin hate him. We also see that a lot of his council actively hate him. I want to see how he went from that to the beloved leader he is as an adult. I also want to see him interacting with the other Kage outside of a Summit setting.

~Temari, I'd like to see more of her as the ambassador to the Leaf and her as a sensei, since she was teaching at the Academy along with her brothers. Also, her Tsukuyomi dream involved her being a wise leader and her brothers coming to her for advice. Maybe have her getting to lead Suna for a bit when Gaara became ill.

~Kankuro, definitely more explorations of the puppet corps in general, and his development of the next generation. I want to see him struggling with the burden Sasori and Chiyo left him with. I also want to see him becoming the leader of the anti-terrorism dvision. Also after hours Kankuro - he's clearly comfortable around alcohol during Gaara's novel. I wanna see nightlife!Kank.

~For all three, I want to see the change in their bond over time. Of course, Temari and Kankuro were ready to forgive Gaara in OG Naruto, but it's easy to say that. I want to see how they put it into practice, what slip ups they made. I also really want to see what happened between them post-Kazekage Rescue Arc, them comforting each other when they realize just how lucky they are that all three of them are still alive.

~I want more of Suna in general. How do the ordinary citizens go about their day to day lives? How does their culture change when going from Rasa to Gaara? What are their delicacies, their taboos? And why the hell is the position of Kazekage hereditary? Give me more!

That's all I can think of right now, but I hope this works for you, Kank anon. <3

#ok kishimoto I gave you ideas #now make it happen #sand siblings spinoff when #ask nightingale #anon #sand siblings #gaara #temari #kankuro

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narhinafan · 1 year

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The genin Naruto defeated the One-Tailed, Kakuzu defeated a rogue ninja of the S level and Pain the leader of the Akatsuki gang all of them were of the S level (Sakura needed Chiyo against Sasori but Sasori committed suicide at the last moment, neither Chiyo nor Sakura defeated him) Also the Genin Naruto defeated Third Raikage (only in Sage mode and not the first Ninth-Tails chakura mode) Also the genin naruto defeated six Tailed Beasts

And Sasuke's genin defeated Orochimaru, one of the legendary Sannin, and Deidara defeated a rogue ninja of level S (it is true that Deidara committed suicide, but Deidara was unable to defeat Sasuke, unlike Sasori, who committed suicide because he did not want to destroy the two puppets that were dear to him, while Deidara committed suicide in order to kill Sasuke) and the genin Sasuke faced the five Kagi while he was alive and defeated Danzo, who was considered Hokage (not officially but Hokage) and so far Sasuke is considered Genin and defeated many people of higher rank than him and fought Kinshiki Otsutsuki alone and stayed alive

And also the Chunin Obito (currently the same rank as Hinata) at the age of 14 he controlled the Nine Tails and destroyed the village without much effort and faced the Hokage Minato and he also did a lot of things and he is Chunin

Also Naruto said that when he became a Chunin he was somewhat of a Genin

Genin, Chunin, Junin, and Kage are just a ranks, not a level

Really quite ridiculous using rank when Sakura in all her fights ends up bringing down her own teammates, like really do they realise how many times Chiyo got hurt having to protect Sakura. Further more Chunin Sakura got one shot from Chunin Karui before the war. Like seriously wouldn't surprise me if she only got Jonin due to Kakashi favouring his students or it was a reward for her healing during the war. Could also be that she needed the rank to be made head of the hospital I don't see her having gone through any test to get her rank cause her combat ability always falls short in actual fights.

What makes it even funnier is that Hinata despite being rusty easily beat active Jonin Hanabi. While in the last she easily took down the puppets that beat her father who is a veteran Jonin. Proving Hinata despite her rank her actual combat ability is easily elite Jonin level.

Sakura however is never shown to be higher then Chunin level fighting wise as she only wins with handicaps and not through her own skill.

#pro hinata hyuga #anti sakura haruno

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wispforever · 2 years

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Is the bingo ask still available? I want to know about Gai and Sakura

there is truly not one bitch out there like gai. he's compassionate. he's competitive. he's smart. he's dumb. he don't give a FUCK. he cares more than ANYONE. he's a teacher, a father, a boyfriend, a rival, the strongest jonin the leaf has. the RANGE. no one does it like him. No One. I could watch 10 thousand filler all about gai just doing stupid shit and I would never turn it off. He deserves so much more credit then he gets. gai is not comic relief. he's a fucking cornerstone of this show. bitch if it wasn't for gai, kakashi would have killed himself 15 years ago, lee would still be getting bullied by all the other bitchass ninjutsu genjutsu having shinobi, naruto would have had one less smiling face to turn to, the list is fucking endless. he brings such a great vibe to this show. respect him god dammit

there's nothing I can say about sakura that hasn't been said a hundred times on a hundred different blogs. I was so excited for her when she cut her hair despite knowing that sasuke liked girls with long hair. that could've been the beginning for sakura. her budding friendship with ino could have been the beginning for her. the sasori fight could've been the beginning. But, we know what happened. we know how the creator of naruto feels about women. Sakura could have been a wonderful, nuanced character with her own strengths and weaknesses just like the rest of her squad, but ya know. i guess being sexist is just easier. Oh well. these characters are mine now anyway. kishimoto doesn't know them like I know them. I'll just do it myself. rewrite your whole damn show broke ass opinion motherfucker

#ask #anon #this is wisp #character opinion bingo #naruto #ask game

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velvetgoldminecherry · 2 years

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Kakashi Week 2022 Day 2: Deception & Shapeshifting

@kakashiweek

This can be seen as a continuation from “Blood Legacy”

Link to AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/GoneGirl199999

Summary: Kakashi and Gai meet again after ten years

Are you... ?

Kakashi clearly heard the question, even though Gai didn't even open his mouth or make a sound. Life had separated and changed them in ways that neither of them imagined when they first met at the gates of the Academy, but they could still read each other with just a glance.

They stared at each other for what seemed like an eternity. Studying each other with their eyes and trying to find pieces of the teenagers they had once been. Kakashi was wondering the same as Gai. Is it possible that you are the same you were when I left?

None of them was. There wasn’t any signs of that skinny boy who could barely through a kunai properly. What he saw was a grown up man with manly and handsome features and a hard look, but still with that touch of compassion and love that had always characterized Maito Gai. He was also with three teenagers: a brat painfully similar to the boy Gai used to be, another from the Hyuga clan and a girl who was armed to the teeth. He should have known Gai would wanted to became a Jonin sensei. His old rival had too much love to give.

He wondered what his old rival saw in him. What was going through his mind? Was he wanting to lash out at him and finish him off for leaving the village? Did he wanted to hurt him as much as Kakashi had hurt him? Would he see him as a monster? Probably not, Gai wasn't that kind of person, but in those moments Kakashi would prefered him to do it. Everything to avoid that deception look in Gai. Kakashi had no doubt that Gai would fight him and kill him if that was what he had to do in order to keep his students safe. The same thing Kakashi would do if it was necessary to fulfill Akatsuki's goal. But he also knew neither of them had the heart to kill each other.

They charged into battle at the same time. Both of them had gotten stronger and stronger over the years, they could hardly tell which of them would win a fight. The last time they had fought together it had been in a rock-paper-scissors challenge. But for now, they probably wouldn't find out who was stronger, neither of them attacking with killing intent. Gai did not attempt to open the Inner Gates. Kakashi didn't even discover his sharingan. Even the brats realized that something was up, as they made no move to enter the battle.

Itachi had taught him the secrets of the sharingan, he taught him how to avoid being brought to the brink of death by the chakra drain. Even tho this, his chakra reserves were smaller compared to the other Akatsuki members, he knew the jutsu would end soon. He took a moment to look at the other man’s eyes, trying to tell Gai everything he couldn’t say out loud.

Gai held his eyes and Kakashi remembered how much he hated how Gai carried his heart in the palm of his hand. The deception and the pain those big brown eyes gave him, was too much for Kakashi.

I'm sorry I failed you, I'm sorry I disappointed everyone

I’m so sorry I couldn’t save you from your pain

It was when the shapeshifting ended and he wasn’t able to stare at Gai’s beautiful eyes, leaving in his place one of Sasori’s subordinates, when Kakashi understood that no matter what, they would be in love with each other for ever. They would always be Eternal Rivals until one died at the other’s hand. Because Kakashi wouldn’t let anyone but Gai to end up his life, that was only Gai’s right and the minumum Kakashi could do to pay off the damage he caused to Gai.

The copy nin opened his eyes and found himself above a rock on a cliff, sitting between Itachi and Kisame.

-We gained enough time- whispered the young Uchiha, while he closed his eyes again.

And holding back the tears, Kakashi concentrated again on the youn Kakzekage.

There was a mission to complete.

#kakashi week #kakashi week 2022 #kakagai #Kakashi Hakate #maito gai #kakashi angst #akatsuki #akatsuki kakashi

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forthereaderinserts · 1 year

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The Yokai Ninja Timeline Squish AU Age Guide

Naruto - 11-12-ish

Rest of team 7 - 13-14-ish

Other Konoha rookies - 13-14

Neji, TenTen, and Lee - 14-15

The sand siblings - also 13-14-ish

Sai - 17 still (start of shippuden)

Kakashi - 16

Obito - 16

Guy - 18-ish (he’s like a cool older sibling to Kakashi)

Other jonins - 18-ish

Minato - 24 still (at Naruto’s birth)

Kimimaro - 15

Deidara - 15

Sasori - 15-ish

Kisame - 16

Itachi - 16

Hidan - 17

Kakuzu - still 91

Pein and Konan - 16-17-ish

Kabuto - 16 (he’s like 16 anyways)

Orochimaru/Jiraiya/Tsunade - still 54-ish

Founders - in their 90s still

#naruto imagines #naruto x reader #naruto harem #harem x reader #The Yokai Ninja #mod kini #we forgot sai again fuck #i almost posted this without him lmao

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claysplosion · 2 years

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the naruto timeline is difficult for me to keep track of but it's a fact that deidara is 18 at the start of part ii when we first meet him properly and enough time passes that he's turned 19 by the time he fights sasuke and dies.

the time skip between the end of part i and beginning of part ii is 2.5 years which would make deidara — already an established member of akatsuki — 15 - 16 years old during part i.

prior to the series, deidara was made to join akatsuki as sasori's partner to replace orochimaru after he'd left the organization. itachi was part of the group sent to recruit deidara. itachi is two years older than deidara and joined akatsuki at 13 years old. logically, then, the youngest deidara could have been at the time of his joining is 11.

however, i find it difficult to believe that deidara would have had time to become a missing - nin with impressive enough track record to capture akatsuki's attention at that age ( for comparison, certified in - universe genius kakashi becomes a jonin at age 12 ). in the flashbacks showing him pre - akatsuki he also looks a bit older than the main characters do in part i, so i'm making the executive decision that deidara was 13 - 14 years old when he joined akatsuki, meaning he'd been a member for just roughly over a year by the time the series begins.

my city now, so i'm deciding that deidara was 11 years old when he stole the kinjutsu and defected from iwa, meaning he had two years or so to develop his art and garner a reputation. he became a genin at a relatively young age ( 7 ) and did make chunin as part of the explosion corps prior to his defection, though obviously the fact that he was deemed an s - rank missing nin is more reflective of his skill level and abilities than any iwagakure formal rank ever was.

#💥 C2 / headcanon.#[slaps naruto (the series)] this bad boy can fit so many child soldiers in it!

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saucesori · 3 years

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Jonin Sasori

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moonraccoon-exe · 5 years

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Me, after finishing Naruto: omg Sakura, you useless sack of grass, she did literally nothing but get in the way, people told me she would eventually get badass but I finished the whole anime and NOTHING?? Goddammit the character has potential, so I better hope she’s made SOME progress in Shippuden.

Me, not even 30 chapters into Shippuden: oooohhhh, guuuuurl, yasss queeeeen, look at you go!!

#that was some DAMN GOOD PROGRESS #naruto in 2 years: learns to make the same jutsu just bigger #sakura in 2 years: learns & develops /flawless/ evasion tactics and movements increases speed moves like made of ethereal water becomes a #1st grade medical ninja capable of making in a few hours an antidote for a poison for which not even the creator could make one. Also #develops overly-human strength & is capable of breaking an entire cliff also learned to figure the enemy's weak points also became braver #Long story short Sakura has become much more mature and waaaaaay much more badass. I hope she stays this way all along the whole anime #and that creators didn't ruin it. A cousin told me that jpn still has some sense of gender roles so girls are seen as mothers and fragile #petals so that's why the naruto girls all end up as housewives instead of continuing their ninja careers. Not like it's wrong or denigrating #to be a housewife it's /splendid/ and a lot of hard work but it's a bit unrealistic in their context? Like why train your whole life for #one purpose then not do that one purpose? IT's fine for those that wanted it but it would have been nice to see more fem ninjas #but i digress what i was saying is yeah so that sense of gender is making me fear Sakura has made a lot of progress just to be shadowed agai #I know Sasuke and Naruto will obviously be much stronger but what i mean is i hope they don't make sakura ''useless'' again because #she clearly is not. And I'll be upset if they make her the thing that gets in the way just for the protag to save #Also hoping the other girls get more action too! I know about Kurenai's fate and it makes me sad ;w; She was the only important female jonin #also...spoiler here. I mean everyone's already watched this whole thing but me but still...spoiler if you haven't lol #i also didn't expect Sasori would die so fast? The fight was EPIC but across my teen ages I always heard and saw so hysterically /much/ abou #about* Sasori and I'm surprised that at like 900 chapters he was in less than 30? And just. DIED? Wtf omg no. Precious beautiful boi :'(#My peanut. Dear angel. Sweet evil muffin. He was fantastic & I don't know why I love him so much aksljdg lkdja #The only thing I won't /EVER/ forgive from her is that she didn't pick Lee from above Sasuke. The whole crush/love on sasuke thing was #and has always been so /Toxic/. The message is basically ''stay loyal to the boy that insults you beats you treats you like shit & doesn't #care about you like /literally/ you could die and to him it'd be like losing a pencil. Because if you say loyal to him #in the end he'll love you and you'll have a child!! hooray! <33''. Like. Bro. No. A boy or /anyone/ regardless of gender treats you like #that you immediately get away and send them to hell. You're FABULOUS and fantastic and deserve the world and not a fuckboy #LEE FOR EXAMPLE. LEE MY PRECIOUS ANGEL SWEETEST CUPCAKE. fromt he first moment he risked his /life/ in the chunin exams #I WOULD HAVE DIED AT HIS FEET AND STAYED LOYAL FOR ALL ETERNITY TO HIM MY SWEET ANGEL. And he's always so eager to see her #Always so happy when she smiles at him always so sincere so happy so /pure/ omg it fills my heart #And when he learns from Neji she's standing strong against Sasori and goes FULL HAPPY MODE LIKE ''THAT'S MY BEAUTIFUL SAKURA!! I'LL BE #STRONG TOO!!'' like HOLY SHIT OMG THAT'S SO PURE AGH LEE YOU /CUPCAKE/ I LOVE YOU ;A;

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thekingwhereitallends · 2 years

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Can i just talk about the amount of respect kishimoto held for akatsuki members?

The first akatsuki member to die was yahiko. Yahiko founded akatsuki,to achieve global peace and gave up his life to save konan,and passes his dream onto nagato and konan.

Sasori was the legendary ninja who killed third kazekage,the strongest kazekage of all time. After very long battle,sasori decided to take a fatal hit just to die with his parents' puppets. He was capable of overwhelming sakura and chiyo if he wanted to.

Then we had kakuzu and hidan. Hidan killed asuma sarutobi,lover of kurenai and team 10's supervisor jonin teacher. Kakuzu was a known as a shinobi who survived a fight against god of shinobi. Hidan and Kakuzu had to be separated from each other bc as a duo, they were just too damn good. They were defeated after weeks of planning and considering different possiblities. Hidan was throwing hands with kakashi in a physical battle,i mean he's supposed to be the slowest akatsuki member,and eventually he was buried alive. Kakuzu was handling team asuma and kakashi quite well until naruto came with a jutsu he's just created. If kakuzu knew what kind of jutsu he was going to get hit by then he'd have dodged it. Kakuzu again proves to be quite durable guy as he survives the rasenshuriken and was killed by kakashi. Kakuzu is def no match for hashirama but he's still a force to be reckoned with.

My boy deidara was playing just as smart as sasuke. Sasuke,a reincarnation of demi-god and with power of curse mark which multiples his power by 20 times,was pushed to his absolute limits. Sasuke barely survived that fight.

Itachi,on his deathbed,was toying with sasuke. He was almost blind,and fodderized orochimaru,the strongest of sannin and stronger than five kage, massively stronger than the orochimaru who fought against hiruzen. When reanimated,he was able to break edo tenseo control,found rinnegan'a weaknesses on spot,seal nagato away,defeated kabuto who claimed to be second only to sage of six paths,and proved to be still superior to EMS Sasuke. He still remained a legend,praised by likes of hashirama,tobirama,hiruzen,and even madara who said itachi is a capable ninja(just like obito).

Pain actually showed to be one of if not strongest characters the time he showed up. We learnt that he killed hanzo the salamander,which scared the hell outta jiraiya. Pain goes on a rampage,kills jiraiya;the mc's godfather,kakashi;the mc's teacher,destroys the village,defeats sage naruto, seals six tails beast mode naruto and finally falls on his knees due to using extreme amounts of chakra he used.

Nagato was probably capable of surviving rinne- rebirth,but again when he was low on chakra,he was able to revive thousands of dead people. When he was reanimated,he was beating the hell outta naruto and bee,two of strongest characters at time with raikage level speed,and brought down thanks to itachi.

Kisame? Kisame captured bee,and was betrayed by samehada and defeated by 7th gate guy,the same guy who was destroying susanoos in war arc. He bit off his tongue,to prevent himself from leaking info,and gladly gave up his life and let water sharks eat him alive. The amount of loyalty here is unmatched.

My lady konan. She was practically fighting a powerhouse who has surpassed fourth hokage, and kills him for 10 minutes straight. Obito survives thanks to izanagi,but still lost an arm and a sharingan in doing so. Konan was strongest kunoichi in entire series imo.

Obito was fighting against minato at 14, controlling mist village in teen years,killing uchiha,starting fourth ninja world war,holding back and still remains superior to guy,kakashi,bee, and naruto. He became a god that could only be defeated by talk no jutsu,and even as a half-dead man,he was one of key factors in battle against kaguya. Guess who made kakashi powerful enough to give naruto and sasuke the chance to seal kaguya?Obito did.

Black zetsu was the mastermind in shadows, fooling everyone. Hid from sage of six paths and manipulated madara and obito. He was strong enough to paralyse juubi madara and six paths narusasu. Dude was a menace.

Orochimaru impacted the story as it was just getting started. He killed third hokage,tempted sasuke and pulls him toward darkness,remained a threat to both akatsuki and shinobi world,was defeated only in his worst day and still came back to life. He is still relevant in story and a parent to two of best boys:Mitsuki and Log.

We should have seen more of them,kishimoto could've done better with them,but he still successfully created most iconic anime villain group in history. Kishimoto is the G.O.A.T. and akatsuki is my all time favorite faction in fiction.

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valeriiene · 2 years

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Naruto Masterlist

yandere team minato

yandere team minato nsfw

yandere kid obito

yandere Jiraiya, Kagami, Ao, Inoichi, Fugaku, Mikoto and Danzo

letters A,E,F and H With Itachi, Madara, Shisui and Obito

roommate headcanons (naruto, sasuke, chouji, lee, kiba, shikamaru, neji, shino)

yandere kid kakashi

yandere academy kakashi

yandere anbu kakashi

kimimaro may love you, but it would never surpass his devotion to orochimaru

being dumb and 12 years old with team 7

konoha 12 with their children going through the same trauma they did

Three-Man Squad Relationship Headcanons with Deidara and Sasori

Three-Man Squad Relationship Headcanons with Itachi and Kisame

Fanarts

tobirama asks hashirama if he misses mito (meme)

sasuke shippuden

sasuke the last

team 7 in boruto

sasuke shippuden

curse mark sasuke

naruto and sasuke in jonin outfits

kakashi holding kid sasuke and naruto from fighting

itachi and kisame

konan

kushina with a fox tattoo on her back

kid-teen minato

kid minato and jiraiya

jinchuuriki rin

shisui

genderbend sasunaru

kakashi and obito two sides

good obito/jonin obito

sasuke and obito talk about their boyfriend’s weddings

tenten in training clothes with her hair down

tobirama painting his lines

normal sasuke and genderbend sasuke with mikoto

uchihas at the beach (sasuke, itachi, madara)

frog naruto uzumaki

madara realizes tobirama is a mother duck with its ducklings

the last hinata with boruto, the last ino with inojin, the last temari with shikadai

akatsuki redesign (deidara, sasori, kakuzu, hidan, kisame, itachi)

sasori fairy thief fantasy au

evil kakashi

sakura x mermaid hinata

sai x ino + road to ninja sai x ino

saiino faces

ino falls on sai

inojin holds flowers

16 year old inojin

bored teen inojin

inojin when the wind blows

inojin with shikadai

inojin shielding his eyes from the sun

inojin “you got a problem?”

saiino modern office au

sai face fanart

saiino in the bath (nsfw since they’re pretty much nude)

sai

saiino dark au with sexual tension

the last sasuhina

sasuhina traveling au

naruto reading colored

happy birthday naruto

rtn sasuke and sarada annoying sakura

rtn boruto and sarada

genderbend saiino

adult rin nohara with long hair

nukenin kakashi + being chased by tobi

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MASTERLIST for all other masterlists

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madara-fate · 2 years

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Hey maddie, been a while since i've asked you a question on your blog.

So i was talking to someone and i said that Sakura has done more than every person from Konoha 11 and they disagreed with me saying Shikamaru has more merits and achievements.

I listed down the ones i could recall but i don't exactly remember all of what happened in the manga.

If you can, could you list down and compare the achievements/feats of both Sakura and Shikamaru?

Also i have another question unrelated to the previous one. We know that Sexy Jutsu works on anyone, it worked on even Kaguya after all.. So do you think it'd have an effect on Sasuke too? Or would it only work if the person transformed into Sakura? Or would he be completely unfazed?

It's tricky because feats and achievements aren't exactly the same thing. For example, Shikamaru earning the Chuunin promotion is an achievement but isn't really a feat, while Sakura unlocking the Byakugou Seal for instance, is an example of both. So I'll just include both types, and I'll stick to things that happened in the manga.

Just as an FYI - I would've included Sakura being able to answer all 9 of the written questions during the Chuunin Exams, but Shikamaru could've done that too if he could be bothered, so I'll exclude that.

Shikamaru

He defeated Kin.

He essentially defeated Temari.

He was the only one selected to be a Chuunin.

He captained the Sasuke Retrieval mission, and while the mission was a failure, the squad suffered no casualties.

He held his own against Tayuya until reinforcements arrived.

He planned a successful mission against Hidan and Kakuzu, defeating the former in the process.

He was made the Deputy Commander of the Fourth Division during the War, behind Gaara.

He was one of only 3 members of the Konoha Rookies to be promoted to a Jonin.

He ascended to being part of the village hierarchy, taking on the role of being Naruto's assistant.

Sakura

She held her own against Zaku until reinforcements arrived.

She saved Kankuro's life.

She developed an antidote to a poison so complex that Sasori believed an antidote was basically impossible.

She played an equal role in Sasori's defeat.

She saved Hinata's life after she was stabbed by Pain.

She identified and subdued White Zetsu.

She unlocked the Byakugou Seal, which requires a level of chakra control that is beyond perfect.

She kept Naruto alive after Kurama had been extracted.

She played an equal role in saving Sasuke from the other dimension.

She had a crucial role in sealing Kaguya, as it was her punch that allowed Naruto and Sasuke to get the job done.

She was another one of the 3 members of the Konoha Rookies to be promoted to a Jonin.

She also ascended to being part of the village hierarchy, taking on the role of the Head of the Hospital.

Overall, Sakura has indeed done more than every other member of the Konoha Rookies, excluding Naruto and Sasuke of course. And that's all while excluding a lot of her medical feats, like establishing Konoha's first Children's Mental Healthcare Clinic.

As for Sasuke and the Sexy Jutsu, he would definitely get affected, regardless of whether the person had transformed into Sakura or not. If it can affect Kaguya, then it can affect anyone. He won't have an over the top reaction, but he'll at least get affected, no doubt.

#Shikamaru Nara #Sakura Haruno #Sasuke Uchiha

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sweeter-sins · 3 years

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The kind of YANDERE Naruto characters are

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Warning this has Yandere themes in it.

This has Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, kakashi, hinata, kiba, shino, kurenai, shikamaru, ino, choji, asuma

Akasuki are next (itachi, Pein, konan, kisame, sasori, deidara, Tobi/obito, hidan, Kakuzu,

Give me a character from Naruto, Demon slayer, Attack on titan, MHA and I’ll tell you what yandere they are

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Naruto

Worshipper/harmless

Honestly you lucked out on the fact that he won’t hurt you. He’ll treat you like a God if you accept his feelings. If you don’t well he won’t force you too or hurt your partner if you have one.

Sasuke

The trainer

Don’t think your safe for even a second with him. If you don’t at least pretend like you love him you’ll most likely end up end. Sasuke is a man with a lot of pent up anger and trauma. You rejecting him will make him violent, but you’ll learn eventually.

Sakura

Delusional

She’s probably convinced herself that you love her and have confessed to her. No matter how you treat her she’ll think your being mean because your embarrassed of your feelings, if you cry,It’s cause your overwhelmed. She’s super sweet to you so that’s a win unless you break a rule that is

Kakashi

Monopoly type

This is one of the most common types. He’s super protective of you and doesn’t like anyone you hang out with even Guy. If/when he kidnaps you don’t expect to leave the house a lot. Maybe for a reward he’ll allow you to go out for a date.

Hinata

Harmless

She will try her hardest to become your lover but honestly she’d be content with being someone you consider a friend. Expect small gifts from her and please take them

Kiba

Monopoly

Kiba is another monopoly type but this sits on his insecurities. He’s not the strongest or the prettiest or the smartest. He would be absolutely infatuated with you obviously not in a good way. Akamaru is the only other person/thing aloud near you.

Shino

Worshipper and harmless

Shino isn’t violent at all. As long as your happy and safe everyone else will be too. He wouldn’t kidnap you on the sole basis that he doesn’t want you too be scared off him.

Kurenai

Delusional

Funny how the genjustu user is under a delusional. She won’t hurt you but when it comes to those who do? Well you’d be surprised about the torture that genjustu can cause.

Shikamaru

Trainer

Despite how lazy he is he does have brains. Shikamaru most likely has some kind of blackmail on you in order to get you to do what he wants. You can’t trick this man. Pretending also wouldn’t work.

Choji

Harmless

Choji wouldn’t do anything to harm you. In fact he does everything in his power to do the opposite. Whether it be sharing his food or training with you. Obviously your probably also friends with shikamaru. Overall if you were to have a yandere after you hope it’s someone like choji.

Ino

Dependent

She lives for you. She will kidnap you In Order for her to be happy. It’s in your best interest and everyone else’s that you don’t leave her.

Asuma

Trainer

I can’t see him as anything but a trainer you probably give into him easily. He’s a high ranking jonin. Love him back and he can protect you from anything.(except hidan)

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