#if this post is completely incomprehensible to you

[littlemizzlinguistics]

Look y’all, the the parte más difícil de speaking multiple languages ain’t the “hablar muchas lenguas” part, కాని “the keeping them separate part, కాదా?

#multiple languages #linguistics #my brain is jsut a bag of words tossed around like a salad while the Harry Potter music plays on loop in the background #if this post is completely incomprehensible to you #welcome to my brain lmao #comedy #funny

[summerhighlandfalls]

A while ago I said when the hotcock post reached 10k I’d draw some scollace kisses and these are wayyyyy overdue

#my art #scollace #scott pilgrim #that post is at 14k which is just completely incomprehensible to me. thank you scollaceheads you make it all possible….

[lazycranberrydoodles]

woe mundane monopoly headcanons be upon ye

follow for more of modern au hua cheng’s outfits

#mostly completed this a month ago and then procrastinated the final touches until now lmao #its. so low quality. i also switched to a new brush for lineart and now this is kinda 🥴 #i wanted to draw my modern au designs :3 #fun facts: #hua cheng has a glass eye but he still covers it with his bangs #modern HC shops at prada btw #MQ is described as looking more like a civil god than a martial one so he has a goth academia type thing going on #FX wears sports team shirts everywhere sorry #mu qing’s mug has 3 different level markers #“fuck off” “i can hear you i just dont care” and “ok what were you saying?” #i think mu qing would hate that sort of mug but feng xin and xie lian keep giving them to him #apologies to anyone who doesnt know the rules of monopoly this is incomprehensible without previous knowledge #so: do i believe these four would actually voluntarily hang out post canon #yes actually. fxmq and hua cheng mutually tolerate each other for xie lians sake #imo after like a LONG time hc could actually be friendly towards fx (in book 2 fx admits how courageous hong hong’er is) or mq (bitch2bitch #but i dont think thatll happen there is way too much resentment that goes both ways #remember that theyve canonically fought multiple times ‼️ #tgcf #art #tian guan ci fu #天官赐福 #heaven official’s blessing #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #fengqing #feng xin #mu qing #xianle trio #my art

[lokh]

so. law is apparently associated with the queen of the night flower. and thats my rationale for this

#what the fuck is this. i spent too long on it to NOT post it #but ............... ahgfudsgbdhgbdsfgdfg. #one piece #trafalgar law #art #i dont even want to put this in the tags. oh well #i just realised this is completely incomprehensible unless you know anything about wolf's rain. well #so theres a human incarnation of the queen of the night flower (or 'lunar flower') called cheza #and. thats what this is #wolf's rain #just for kicks. lmao

[galecgun]

I understand that there’s a lot of room to be like “this is, or Was at the time, probably his least favorite individual nanosecond out of of his entire life. Imagine finally being killed by the guy who brutally destroyed your planet and tortured you extremely personally for decades. but you are resurrected last minute in the fight against him. you fuckin. make it over to him. you MOCK HIM. you IMMEDIATELY get sent really, really far away with no way to return to where you were and then this OTHER guy. whom you also hate. for different reasons. goes through quite a lot of trouble to let the bastard live”

but this moment itself is just so funny to me. Porunga used /kick. Back to lobby junior this isn’t your fight. You are not the guy. Go pick some grass

#i forgot my text post tag #interested in other possible least favorite individual nanoseconds. #This would be worse than being killed i think like it would sting in a different way. That did definitely suck though #IGNORE ME!!! #theres another thread here that goes ‘feeling slighted or insulted by freeza getting the same treatment he did’ #‘and eventually spending a lot of time ruminating about Someone Thinking The Two Of You Are Alike In Any Way’ #discovering that his forgiveness isn’t just for you ……… finding that it can be completely misguided #Wondering if it’s misguided!!! wondering if it’s deserved #if it’s fair. It wasn’t for freeza it was wrong. it was too hopeful. maybe you’re the same as your surrogate tortureparent #Maybe This Cannot Be Removed From You. maybe you’ll take advantage of it like he did because he’d have taught you to #Idk………. idk #incomprehensible post i may delete this tomorrow. I need sleep now. Good Night. #sticker book

[scorpionatori]

the thing is matoba would be SUCH an izaya kinnie and he would kin assign natori as shizuo and natori would be pissed off at being kin assigned yet another anime character by matoba but just like the shinji kin assigning he’d realize he actually does relate very much to shizuo and he’s like “maybe matoba secretly cares and sees me for who I am….” but really matoba just enjoys and thinks it’s hot when he finds steamy yaoi fanart of popularly headcanoned gay anime couples and kin assigning them as him and natori so he can imagine it’s him and natori together while natori is sad and pensive alone in his room thinking about the complexities of all the anime boys matoba has kin assigned him as

#posts that are completely incomprehensible to normal people but also if you get it you get it #natsume yuujinchou #natori shuuichi #matoba seiji #horrible exorcists

[lilacpaperbird]

the class traitor boobs won. sad day for malnourished working-class boobs! sorry I only support boobs who have worked in favor of the bourgeoisie to oppress the proletariat (went to college)

#the way this post is completely incomprehensible unless you belong to a very very specific demographic of ppl lmao #samtits #sam class traitor discourse

[skitskatdacat63]

Girl who starts a drawing project at 12:30 am on a school night

#I WILL FINISH IT!!! I REFUSE TO NOT FINISH IT ONE SITTING!!!!!!!!!!!! #girl who is also drawing art that is completely incomprehensible unless you have read her lore posts LMAO #BUT IM HAVING FUN SO ITS OKIE :D #so hopefully you guys will see it in a couple hrs while im asleep ajskdl #god whenever im working on a project i usually just listen to the recommended music feed my music app gives me #and ill just be like what the fuck am i listening to #its just a mix of indie music / post punk slavic music / incredibly 80s music #catie.rambling.txt

[unfried-mouth-wheat]

Luz turning the Blight's abomination into a cat is foreshadowing for Darius being forcibly catboyified

#I love making posts that are completely incomprehensible if you don't know exactly what I'm talking about #the owl house #toh spoilers

[thethingything]

🍬 and M have been chatting with each other and they have their whole thing where they pretend to hate each other so 🍬 was trying going through the app we use to check how long it's been since we've checked in on various alters like "where the hell is M on this list... not that I give a shit" and without missing a beat M responded with "you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid" and I'm fucking wheezing why are they like this

#personal #thoughts #🦋 post #it's so fucking funny watching them interact #they're best friends but it's just a running joke that they pretend they can't stand each other #to be honest a lot of us enjoy jokingly making fun of each other and ''arguing'' about stuff #where none of us are actually annoyed and it'll be about completely ridiculous topics #but from an outside perspective it can end up looking like things are getting really heated #until you realise people are making completely ridiculous/incomprehensible points but saying them in a serious sounding tone #apparently we all just like committing to the bit and a bunch of our interactions are just shitty improv ahjkhfkhk

[wibble-wobbegong]

so “sly smile/grin/smirk” is the new [tender, emotional music playing]

#top ten posts that are completely incomprehensible unless you have very specific knowledge #byler #lumax #jopper

[greasby]

hi your art is such a huge inspiration for me!!!!!!! i love it so much, the dynamic poses and coloring scratch my brain /pos... do you have any tips for a good anatomy? yours is impeccable!!!

hi, thank you so much for your kind words ^_^ im always surprised and happy when people like my art enough to ask for advice and ill try my hardest to share some tips that have helped me.

im sorry if this is unhelpful or incomprehensible, as ive never done any type of tutorial or anything ^_^' (ill also only rlly be focusing on chest/arms as examples but most of this is applicable to anything. also srry for the shitty drawings LOL)

finding the simplified shapes of bodies and learning how to layer them is key, and i like to visualize that by defining the chest/shoulders as the top layer. the chest connecting to the shoulders and making that "hook" shape defines the shoulders as well as helping with shaping the rest of the arm. connecting the tops of the shoulders into the collarbone helps with anatomy when it comes to perspectives as well.

this is probably the first anatomy trick i ever learned, and while i dont need to use it constantly, its still massively helpful when im having trouble with arms. the trick is to draw circles for the shoulder and the wrist/hand, connect them with a line, and then from the middle of the line you can extend to your discretion to draw an elbow circle. connect all the circles and you have an arm guideline ^_^

an important part of anatomy is learning how skin and fat work- when the arm/leg bends the fat and skin push together and "pudge" a bit. i literally cannot put it in words properly so im just gonna pray this drawing gets the point across enough

my ultimate advice- PRACTICE !!! i draw a lot of miniature naked people, and while im still practicing anatomy and poses and perspective, the small scale lets me be less worried about messing up, making it look good, and spending too much time in one place. anatomy is hard and not everything is gonna look good, so dont worry too much about everything looking perfect, just get practice in and DONT BE AFRAID TO USE REFERENCES !!! look hard at your reference photos and think about how the fat and muscles and tendons are layered and connected. good luck!

#sorry anon this might be completely incomprehensible #if you want anythink specific that i didnt touch on your can always dm me or send another ask n ill try my best lol #anonymous #long post

[izzy-b-hands]

On a happier note, I am enjoying having to research baby milestones for the Midwifery Charge AU (fic and nostalgia rambles below the cut)

(which at this point, thanks to the help of a good friend, I've realised is best done as a collection of lil one shots from moments in it. I just. don't have the mental anything nor the organisation to do a multichap full fic rn. Y'all know I lose steam too easily on those and just don't do them as well as I do simple oneshots. I wrote a full original trilogy at age 10 and again at like age 21; I used all my 'full multichap project' juice too early in life AND both trilogies kind of sucked ass. RIP to them may their memory never find me again let alone be a blessing but I digress)

Bc it means I get to remember all the cute shit the cousins did when I was helping raise them and like. certain bits can be used for baby in the fic even!

Like how the oldest one learned to roll over from one direction, but then couldn't replicate it going the other way, and she would just. lose her shit wailing until someone rolled her over that way. Then she was good until oh fuck oh no, she rolled over right to left again and to her lil brain it was too different from rolling left to right, she's stuck forever oh g-oh hey someone rolled her back to her tummy. neat.

We never let her sit for more than a second or two stuck (mostly to try and encourage her to. ya know. Realise that she could in fact roll herself both ways and it would be fine. Took her time but she got there lol) and I'm just

Dying at the image of the crew so carefully taking turns watching Baby (who I'm gonna reveal bc I don't think I have yet? if i have ignore me lol, is named Basilica after Izzy's deadname (he gave her the name, there's an entire Thing abt it and little moments abt his journey as a trans man tucked into this au), going by Baz for short (thank u to the aforementioned good friend for this as a nickname for the full name, bc I was struggling to figure out how to shorten it and Baz is !!! perfect!!!) )

And she's been with them longer than expected. 4-6 months is the average that I've found for when babies learn to roll over, so maybe she's abt 5 months old at this point.

Doing tummy time with Fang and she does it! Right to left rolling over, absolutely perfect, stunning, no notes, they're gonna make her a medal but-

Oh no. She's gotta roll left to right now, and instead of rolling the other way she just panics and weeps and everyone on this ship is a big fuckin softy (i get it lol, I was with the cousins) so they keep rolling her over the other way to calm her.

Until they have a crew meeting and Jim mentions Nana telling them that sometimes, babies have to just. cry for a minute or two and learn how to do the thing. You can help, but first you have to let them try and encourage them to do it on their own. (they gloss over the fact that Jim also makes clear with this anecdote that Nana absolutely would have taught a baby how to throw a knife. And honestly, is she wrong for this? who can say, not me, but I like knives and think a baby with a knife is hilarious, so I'm biased. I'm never gonna have kids, don't worry lmao.)

Cut to everyone having tummy time while the ship is docked/anchored somewhere safeish (let's be real, for the Kraken crew, nowhere is really fully safe with all the raiding they've been doing. But Ed and Izzy and Fang all know the quieter spots other ppl have forgotten that they can rotate going to for moments like this)

In a circle, around Basilica on the blanket Frenchie designed and knit for her, while she whines and cries bc goddamn it, why is rolling the other direction so hard? So scary?

And they're all lowkey trying not to cry (Ed and Izzy the most out of all of them, for varying personal reasons that all ultimately culminate in a want for Basilica to have a better childhood than they did, including the little moments/early achievements like this) while babytalking like mad, trying to encourage her to roll the other way

It's just not happening, but juuuust as Izzy is abt to break and gently roll her over, a cannon booms in the distance

And if that adorable little shit doesn't roll left to right, then again, trying to lift her head up to see where the big noise came from. She's not even crying anymore, she's just curious!

Unfortunately, said cannon is a sign they need to head out, so they have to pick her up and get her settled in Ed's room(really Ed and Izzy's room, by this point. Are they back together in a healthy way? Not really, but they're Aware of their mutual issues and are just barely talking some of them through. or starting that process, at least) for her own safety and now she's crying bc she's so mad! She wanted to keep rolling over! She was literally on a roll, how fucking dare they pluck her off the floor so easily!!

Despite the potential incoming danger of another ship, everyone is giggling as they get the ship moving. I'm envisioning it like. U know when a baby is So Mad So Incensed, they're making those angry babbles that are loud enough to hear a room away? That sound is all they can hear aside from the waves and the far off cannon fire, and it's a mood lightener. Yeah, they might be about to fight for their lives, but listen to her! She's swearing! (I do absolutely have an idea for her first word being 'fuck' thanks to Izzy lmaooo)

And they're all as excited to escape not just for their lives, but so they can lay the blanket out again and have her show off her new skill. A little soft moment in between having to fight to save themselves or raiding for more loot (and baby gear/supplies, my god not a one of them ever thought they'd be threatening ppl for additional cloth diapers but. here they are lol.)

Anyway. Eventually I'm gonna get all the snippets posted up in an ao3 collection, including the few I've already posted here. When I get that started I'll drop a link, in the meantime I'm gonna see if I can get my brain to actually finish another oneshot for this au today lmao

#text post #long post #adding that tag to b safe bc i scrolled but have no concept of if this is too long or not so it probably is #i also need to start writing the sadder bits of this au that happen away from basilica/when she isn't in the room #maybe i should dip into those for today idk idk #i could also tackle the draft i have that starts with Izzy having his morning coffee and a convo with her #aka she babbles wildly and he nods and asks questions completely seriously #'i can see your point but do you really think you can keep a crew under control that way?' '*incomprehensible babbles*' #'of course that's your methodology I shouldn't question you.' and he sips his coffee and giggles while also lowkey hoping #that she won't wind up ever having to manage a crew. or if she does may she be many years older and able to keep herself safe #bc Izzy's fear then is that he and ed and everyone might already be dead and gone and yes she'll be an adult but. he worries anyway #i should be writing instead of tagging all this brain baby cmon and let me actually write today i am BEGGING

[owlmylove]

dream blunt rotation: andrew garfield. isabella stewart gardner. joe brainard. eve babitz. fernando pessoa maybe (homeboy needs to lighten up his 70 different shades of identity). definitely kay thompson. have i mentioned andrew garfield

#this is the most telling personal post i will ever make and with any luck it will be completely incomprehensible 2 all but some of you<33333 #owl post

[faultsofyouth]

I know artists are capable of creating narratives that are totally unrelated to their own lives but I HATE that "death of the artist" is the preferred way of analyzing the meaning of art. I think when an artist is black or female or living through war or disabled or gay that matters. It colors their entire life. How can you divorce those things from their art entirely? I think the viewers own interpretation of a piece becomes deeper when they incorporate the artists perspective into it, and everyone should be taught how to do so

#of course theres a difference between interpreting the artists intention and insisting that your interpretation is what they meant #but still. i think many things become more meaningful in context than they ever are alone #guernica is a very famous example of this. its a powerful anti war painting but it means nothing to me when i look at it #because i didnt live through the war in spain. its only with That context that the painting takes on meaning #but my favorite example of this is a poem that rudy francesco wrote about spiders after george floyd died #its a sweet poem about spiders but its not really about spiders at all. but you could only know that hidden meaning #it you know francesco is black and wrote it in a time of rampant police violence. the context adds so much #and i dont think guernica or that poem are completely incomprehensible without the authors context #but im glad i know the context i think more people should want to know Why an artist made something #i think the ''why'' matters a lot. maybe not more than anything but. it matters a lot #ack i spelled rudy's last name wrong this whole post T_T sorry mr francisco

[floralovebot]

heliaites you know how in the shaab stone arc flora says that only the principals knew about helia's plan,, and how codatorta is constantly referred to as a strict teacher who doesn't take shit from the students and is a huge hard ass to them,,

i just think that codatorta helia found family dad son

#like coda didn't know at all and he was so ready to defend helia i'm #like im a very firm helia isnt a student because of nepotism believer but if he was its definitely cause of coda ajkdhg #'helia was provoked' SIR PLEASE #helia heard some random dude talking shit and kicked his ass for fun he wasn't provoked at all ajkdgjldga #i love how codatorta is always all 'don't act like kids!! stop acting like boys!! youre grown men act like it!!' #and with helia he's like 'he's just a kid saladin he was provoked this isn't fair at all :((' #'theyre just boys sir!! its just tense !! the situation isnt severe at all!! boys being boys amirite sir!!!!' #codatorta i am so on to you #posts that are completely insane and incomprehensible to non heliaers #he's so funny honestly like no wonder riven immediately went to nepotism #i would too if the super strict asshole teacher went auto soft dad with the principal's grandson #anyway im in desperate need of helia codatorta found family bonding fics #i kind of have an idea for one but alas i am no poet #but anyway i just think that helia post first official mission panic attack #or my favorite flavor of helia angst first self defense Murder panic attack teehee