#im hammerlock

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Hammerlock: I think you're perfect, darling. Wainwright: Even if I like country? Hammerlock: Ugh, I forgot about the country thing.

#im hammerlock #borderlands #borderlands 3 #alistair hammerlock #wainwright jakobs #wainwright x hammerlock #incorrect borderlands quotes #source: twitter #wainlock #submission #submitted by wainwrightjakobshammerlock

[mothsgotghosts]

"Play borderlands 2" my friend said. "You'll like it" he said. What he didn't know is that it would make me insane about the entire franchise. Anyway the Hammerlock siblings make me so sad, watch this edit I made:

Yeah I'm normal about them ok bye

#i lied about being normal im Insane #the line in this song that goes like #so i did the only thing that i could and severed the rope that set you sailing from my harbor #also fits them #borderlands #alistair hammerlock #borderlands 3 #aurelia hammerlock #sir hammerlock #borderlands edit

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

how wonderful it is to be in love, how wonderful it is to be forever bound to your best friend, how wonderful it is to know the passage of time

#my post #borderlands #wainwright jakobs #alistair hammerlock #wainlock #artstuff #long time no wainlock haha............. anyways . i think im entering my Holy Shit My Art Looks So Good era #bl3 #jakobs family values

[fem0ral-artery]

I FUCKING LOVE SIR ALISTAIR HAMMERLOCK-JAKOBS AND WAINWRIGHT DEL FRISCO JAKOBS-HAMMERLOCK RAHHHH‼️‼️

TRUE !!!!!!!!!

#this kind of sucks i fear but i havent drawn these two yet somehow #this took me longer than it should have i'm not having a good art day #alistair hammerlock #wainwright jakobs #uhsbands......❤️❤️❤️ #my art #blehh :p #i hope this is what you were after #im a huge pushover

[borderlandsmostwanted]

can we have a sir hammerlock appreciation post pls ... and try 2 avoid mentioning wainlock bc as much as i love it i think alistair can and does and should be allowed to stand on his own merit and not merely because he's in relationship with a white man

Actually Hammerlock has been one of my all time faves since 2, so I'm happy to oblige!

He's extremely funny right out of the gate. I love claptrap but I'm sorry electrocuting him so he would shut the fuck up was honestly a top tier bit. Also his little march out for his intro cutscene..iconic.

I can forgive him being British for the fact that it makes his bullymong quest 10x funnier.

This is only a little embarrassing but as a child playing this game for the first time after I got to sanctuary and found Hammerlock I would do fuck all except hang out with him. Like I wouldn't even do his quests I literally just stood around him to try and engage conversation. Yes I was dumb...but I was also committed. I know a lot of his idle lines now.

And, you know this goes without saying, but LOOK AT HIS DESIGN

Gearbox can't improve beyond this. This is peak and they will never reach such heights again.

I of course could go on but I'll stop here to let others reblog with additions, lest I rant all day

#Hammerlock tell me stories pls #im dedicated #i can be your bestest friend #ill kill for you #ill do it #can u tell im writing this late at night #apologies for spelling #borderlands #bl3 #borderlands 3 #alistair hammerlock #borderlands 2 #gifs #bl2 #sir hammerlock #thank you for the ask! #wainwrightjakobshammerlock #ask #Sir Hammerlock Appreciation Post

[poke-poke-poke]

Bookssss

(wip image under read more- (basically a ver without as much lighting--))

#pokemon swsh #pokemon sword and shield #pkmn swsh #pkmn sword and shield #gym leader raihan #flygon #goomy #art #poke's doodles #uhhhhhh this is just me trying to make bgs less a pain for myself lol #alsoo--- i think a lot about hammerlock castle having a ton of studies or libraries it'd be neat lol #i dont. think it's canon but i dont care i like bookssss #ALSO - i drew this over a MONTH ago!!!!!!!!!!!!! my internet has been going down every dayyyyyyy so i couldnt post anythinggggg #sobssssssss #I coulda done the bg better tbh but im working on something else rn so i needed to get my focus on that - sorry raihan :[

[timothylawrence]

I just wanted to say that you are so right about Wyll. He is such a good boy and I love him so much but so much of the fandom forgets him. I really hope that if Larian makes more content for this game then we get some more stuff for Wyll. I was really expecting Duke Ravengard to have something to say about my Tav being engaged to his son at least.

I think my biggest gripe with Wyll's story is just... how incomplete it feels in the end. The tav can be fully engaged with Wyll and Ulder will not mention it- hell, even Wyll doesn't mention it in 3/4s of his endings. Ulder and Mizora never even speak to one another- despite the fact they both stand 2 feet away from Wyll!! We never get Wyll having a real emotional, fulfilling moment! And not to mention, in 2 of wyll's 'endings' he GETS NO LINES! he gets sidelined for another character even if you romance him which is so upsetting and disrespectful!!

Maybe I wouldn't be so upset if they gave us more, idk, interactions I guess, but his entire act 3 questline is just. so rushed and barely even focused on him. It's more focused on the main story, which is so disrespectful when you have Shadowheart and Asty's big sidequests in the same act :/. Act 1 & 2 also don't help considering Wyll has... virtually nothing.

it's just... disheartening and frustrating :( he has a good story buried deep in there but it's just so rushed!! and it hurts!!

#asks #lady-hammerlock #im glad im not alone in my frustrations.... augh. i think he deserves so much better :( #the potential for a goodstory is in there... if only larian cared abt him :( heres hoping we get more soon. #bg3 spoilers

[magnuficentwo]

ship - oh you know (wainlock)

Cant believe old man yaoi is real !! Good for them

#[im so sorry for taking so long I was a bit deranged for a while but we stay silly] #art requests #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #borderlands #borderlands 3 #bl3 #sir hammerlock #wainwright jakobs #fanart #character art

[blighted-lights]

amazing how quickly i get sidetracked with fanfic ideas. so sorry to the fifty transformers fics i have in my drafts, my brain is nisharelia locked. playing pre-sequel is so dangerous bc now i can only think about them

#blight rambles #borderlands #borderlands pre sequel #aurelia hammerlock #nisha kadam #nisharelia #toxic yuri but instead of being toxic to each other theyre toxic to everyone around them #also doomed yuri. aurelia and mordecai can hang their heads while they join the “my ex left me for handsome jack” club #nisha/aurelia tag will be so full by the time im done #in general the aurelia tag will be full bc. my girl my baby. what did they do to you in bl3

[incorrect-borderlands-quotes]

Gaige: This is some of what people call 'that Zaza'. Hammerlock: I'm proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid. Gaige: Yessirrr.

#i love the post this is based off so much im so glad i got to use it #borderlands #borderlands 2 #borderlands 3 #gaige the mechromancer #alistair hammerlock #incorrect borderlands quotes #source: tumblr #submission #submitted by wainwrightjakobshammerlock

[mothsgotghosts]

Dancing and spinning around teehee I am cringe but I am free (makes an au that revolves around my favorite character/those characters living)

Anyway one of my favorite things to draw rn is goofy ass redraws of silly photos w my au so. Yippee idk

#i never post my art bc i always forget but #im so silly #borderlands #borderlands au #wainwright jakobs #alistair hammerlock #sir hammerlock #angel borderlands #aurelia hammerlock #gaige the mechromancer

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

thrift store date

#this is in chibi style since im having a terrible migraine but still wanted to get this out lmao #i can definitely imagine like. them walking into normal ass places and the cashier or smth recognizing them as . #the ceo of a megacorp and renowned big game hunter they are #being weirded tf out how they have 0 bodyguards or whatever with them #theyre old men with a big ass house. you cant tell me they wouldnt want to fill it with stupid doohickeys . #also theyre wearing eachothers color schemes because theyre homosexual . peace and love on eden 6 #my post #borderlands #alistair hammerlock #wainwrright jakobs #wainlock #bl3 #artstuff

[aliensmoothie]

i dont know that borderlands was necessarily a " 2020 interest ) because lets be honest ive been weird abt that series since like . 2016 maybe when i finished bl2 for the first time . and i got in trouble with my biodad because i was talking to him abt it and said the word badass . so if you think about it its really his fault that im like this

#⸸ #i even remember what fight i was talking abt too . its like that sidequest i think hammerlock gives you #and you know the game had swear words and i was not allowed to say them so it imprinted on my brain forever after that #EDIT : had to redact one of the tags because apparently the enemy is TWO slurs . jesus christ gearbox #it was the fight with the . bonerfart ( 👍 ) slur enemy hybrid . and there were two badass bandits with him that i was talking about #im so done with this game im so mad its like soaked and stained into my brain . #at least there is the quest where they call them bonerfarts . its great that i live ina. universe where that is the #least uncomfortable thing to call them .

[way-too-cool-raybot]

Ok back to being evil and into borderlands again for a short time period. What I love about literally any cut scene with Wainwright and Hammerlock is that they so often communicate without even talking to each other. Like obviously not in actual game play because. They only have <walking> <talking> <varied gestures> animations, but from the few cut scenes we do see of them they actually are great at communicating what they are feeling without saying anything. Like they are rather small things but even with the cut scene before Aurelia, Wainwright never says a word but God damn if he isn't still reacting and responding. I don't know maybe I'm just a fucking nerd for body language but I'm love them so so much

#please tell me im not the only one #borderlands #text #borderlands 3 #bl3 #wainwright jakobs #alistair hammerlock #sir hammerlock #wainlock #borderlands spoilers

[revivaiist]

starter call (open) | @invictarre

Revivals were a common concept to Satoru, travel 1-5 minutes back in time to prevent something from happening. Though, there were some cases in which he questioned it's validity as an occurrence. Sometimes nothing had happened, at least not that he could see. And yet, this time after an event that tore up whatever semblance of stability he had as an adult, he was thrust through another Revival. This one being... peculiar, the very first thing he noticed was the unfamiliar scenery of Galar, second- how small he was.

He looked down and flipped his hands over a couple times, observing them almost obsessively for a brief couple of seconds before looking back around again. The fact he was a child sinking in and he didn't wish for it to be a reality of course and the situation didn't change, even when he pinched himself to test it. Even looking around, it hit him it was unfamiliar but the European buildings really drove it home. Whatever or wherever he was, it wasn't exactly close to Tokyo or Hokkaido where he had grown up with his mother.

Standing stiff like a board wouldn't help much, Satoru knew that, so slowly he took steps along the strangely patterned... cobblestone? Was it even cobblestone if it was shaped like scales? The city seemed to be built surrounding a large castle like structure, one that in his opinion looked entirely fictional. But people had to of gotten their inspiration from somewhere, perhaps this place was it? It wasn't much of a city in his opinion, just a couple stores and a house or two surrounding a castle, which made them pale in comparison. Population here didn't seem too high either, the streets were scarcely populated with people and those who were out and about seemed to be engaged in something. Aside from that, the giant red store with a ball for it's logo stood out quite well against the grey and black stone.

Going towards the giant castle felt... intrusive to say the least, the intimidating gates spikes and the bridge at the entry just lending to this fact. The steps he took while wandering around were without purpose, just to gather a sense of where in the world he was and possibly how to get back home- to normal. Especially because of those... weird animal mascots that were moving around the city, Pokemon. Mentally wracking his brain for a solution to the present problem and none coming up. Finally, he wished to get some help from someone else, perhaps asking for a location or a way back home would solve a portion of his problems.

Satoru jogged up to the other, mentally wincing at the feeling of the cobble on his feet, it wasn't a pleasant feeling even with shoes on. He waved at Leon, hesitantly calling out. "Excuse me! I'm sorry..." There was a pause to catch his breath, skidding to a halt at the sight of the self proclaimed 'mascot' behind him. The large orange dragon with a... flame on it's tail? Wait it was on fire! "Your uh...!! Your mascot... it's on fire." He pointed, briefly forgetting about what he was originally going to ask, to point out Charizard's tail.

#🦋invictarre #🦋crossover verse #HELLO!!!! ive wanted to rp with you for awhile so i hope this is okay #as a starter #shaking like a wet dog #it takes place in Hammerlocke as thats the First place i thought up in my silly little mind #feel free to dm me if you have aNY questions about satoru bc im more than happy to answer! #especially as his bio isnt up yet #i left the verse on your end open for interpretation so you could go with whatever sparks your fancy! #and you don't have to match length! im legit just insane

[deanwinchesterf]

borderlands’ biggest issue was thinking that the setting and being a heroic character simultaneously made sense. like i love playing them bc the gameplay is fun as fuck and i love the setting but like you cannot convince me to be a hero.

#like all characters im supposed to care about im like ???? #hate u lilith hate u roland hate u mordecai #brick can stay #nina can stay #scooter can stay #ellie is my babe #hammerlock can stay #the rest of u CHOKE #thats why pre sequel reigns supreme bc ur a dirtbag working for a dirtbag and it all makes sense #but like in 2&3 ur a killing machine while still being like uwu the good of the common ppl :( #kys i loved being wilhelm in pre sequel