#im jumping into a volcano

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

haha just kidding, nothing is free!

100 bucks. fork it over.

#the drowning is metaphorical. #Its A Metaphor. #lovingly kissing his forehead and then dropkicking him into a volcano <3 #on my hands and knees Please let things go so so badly for him #Please break him i want to hear him in utter emotional agony god Please- #crack that comedy mask pleaaassseeeee take a sledgehammer to it- #Sorry. Sorry. normal. im normal about him #the cuteness aggression is jumping tf out rn #well. is it Cuteness aggression? i mean he Is very cute but hm... affection aggression... #what can i say i want to see my favs put through agonies and horrors #its like the best character advice i ever did see! characters are like geodes! ya gotta break em to see whats inside... #AND BABEY! I WANT THAT FUNNYGUY SHATTERED! #scribble garnish #barnaby b beagle #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #scopophobia #as always im not the Happiest with what ive made but!! i dont Dislike it so thats something! #it was... fun. ish #it was fun until i started doing the text <3 #i was practicing a more uhhh shrimplified style yk. more slapdash #and i blinked and then this was on my screen! #im not upset about it :]c

[growling]

I think I should take a break from here tbh irl stuffs getting too much rn n all the stress is giving me numerous negative status effects already even without all the daily tumble horrors (and only partially exaggerating for the dramatic effect). So uh. S see you next uh- march(??) my psionic warriors. starting from. Now. my final message. Goodb ye

#mine #Its all yover now #I'm gonna keep playing minceraft. On peaceful. Becaise I am a terrifie prey animal and sucj at gaming #im a bad gamer and thats poggers. i will never be pro gamer an thats not noob... theres no one id rather be.. Than me.............. #*jumps into death volcano and fart stock sound accentuates my ascension*

[spockesque]

#i literally feel like i don't even deserve to look at his face like i am a sack of worthless shite compared to this #hyunjin i will do the cooking and the cleaning by hand on my hands and knees #also can someone tell me where the nearest volcano is so i can book a flight on a faulty boeing so when the door rips off i can #jump out the plane and land directly in the lava so i can be boiled alive #in 2000 the year i was born the universe decided to make me horrendously ugly so that all my beauty genes were sacrificed #and this guy got all of them #this is literally a face that men would go to war for #skz #I FEEL SOOOOO FUCKING NORMAL ABOUT THIS I PROMISE IM NOT DERANGED #stray kids #hyunjin

[davekatzdefensesquad]

Who do I need to call to get this to stop? CROCTOBER?!

#I’m gonna jump into a volcano #mine #crocs #cowboy boots #fashion #lol #NOT THE HOLES DEFEATING THE PURPOSE OF COWBOY BOOTS #they’re designed to keep SNAKES out of your pants!!!! #shoes #im feral

[ittybittybumblebee]

Its so beautiful when tumblr validates my beautiful mind in everything i do

#im winning #im going so fucking fast with my ideas and you guys r like Awesome. and then im like Haha you fell for my specil Trick. i already know im #Awesome #HEHAAHHEHEAHA #WEEEEEHEHEEHEHEHEEEEEE #i have the best fukcing ideas im soooo cool fucking. jumps into an active volcano #LOOJ AT MY SILLY DRAWINGS OF CHARACTERS BOY. IM RIIIIIGHT IM RIIIIGHT ABT DESIGNING/REDESIGNING EM LOOOOOOK BOY #sorry i am riding a high off of yall enjoying my stuff rn

[10piecechickenmcnugget]

still not over elquackity wilburbaiting me

#Im going to jump into a volcano #10pieceart #persona #qsmp #elq; in the name of the queen fuck you /ref

[rucow]

playing morrowind and thinking about nerevar and voryn and resdayn and the chimer in the 1st era isn't enough, i need to explode.

#im going to jump into a volcano I NEED!!!!! THEM #morrowind has been ruining my life for 3 years i need help 😭 the grip these doomed elvea have on me....auuuurgh #txt #elves*

[witnessmysin]

So finally watched JJK and the first episode of S2 (I also saw the movie but way beforehand) and uh

H u H

(tag ramblin)

#okay so i totally see now why people simp for gojo #but im gonna be real real and real cringe rn but im gonna admit i thought the volcano demon was kind of attractive #im d y i n g that when he first fought gojo i was like okay hold up... 👉👈 but why is he kinda hot 😰😰 #the monsterfucker in me just jumped out OTL #gojo is pretty attractive dont get me wrong. i see it. i get it. geto can also get it but i still feel hes kinda creepy looking in s1. #rewind a little to like after s2 but slightly before the movie idk. #and i hate that i was watching this with a friend and i literally could not contain the question of if someone sneezed near gojo would #he be unaffected bc of his powers and vice versa.... unless he purposefully turned it off #also nanami is so freaking good im. weak. the massive thirst and desire to see him be ill during the time hes working an office job #and hella sleep depriving himself and working himself to the bone. like fuck i need him walking in the rain and having a cold #i am a woman with very simple needs and desires fck

[feanoriangrindset]

i am stationed near open fields bordering into forests and from my clinic in the 3rd floor i could see the green hills around. the sea was near but not visible, but the wind is strong enough that you remember it. one could imagine how this would affect my tolkien-afflicted psyche

#im feel so morose and melancholic u would think my brother jumped into volcano or somethng #i think i need to get back to the capital i think big city noises will do me good once in a while

[justalazytrashpanda]

I completely recommend having an emergency stash of bathbombs in your house for whenever you need a relaxing bath my mood has greatly improved since taking a bath with a nice smelling bath bomb

#went from a ‘im gonna jump into a volcano’ to ‘well life ain’t so bad’

[luminessdoodles]

most important part of being vice housewarden is administering morning kisses

#my art #pencil #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #EDIT ​I FORGOT HIS MOLE IM GONNA JUMP INTO A VOLCANO #its behind his hair. its fine #original tags: #posting it now becauseeeeeeee i didnt think it would clean up better than a sketch but now that im looking at it i 👁👄👁 might line it later #perhaps i'll make a second post then; in the past ive just rb'd w/ a lined/colored version but idk if people actually want to see both #THEY R T4T BY THE WAY

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

are you a throw yourself into a volcano type of guy or a walk into the sea kind of guy

#im a walk into the sea guy #though i appreciate the ✨️drama✨️ of jumping into a volcano #this is about maedhros and maglor but also me #the silmarillion #lotr #silmarillion crack #mine

[three-bunnies-in-a-trenchcoat]

Skyward Sword Link 🤝 Breath of the Wild Link

Jumping into volcanoes for a dungeon

#ss actually did the entire dungeon in the volcano (arguably two) and then just jumped right into the lava for the boss key #botw... just jumped in no hesitation #botw #skyward sword #loz ss #loz botw #loz #mb's two am rambling #also im not up to speed on the other games dungeon wise buuuuuuut #i know at the very least tp had a dungeon in a volcano

[trenchcoatimpala]

Dean and Cas’ story began and ended with deals made to save those they love

#im gonna jump into an active volcano #destiel #november5th

[possibly-in-wonderland]

why did I decide to drink milk and eat chili in the same day

#oof #im gonna jump into an active volcano

[itsanikk]

I’m gonna throw myself into the sun. I’m so fucking done trying to explain to people that their new age stuff is anti-semitic, ablest, and racist in nature. Full stop.

Like know where your info comes from. Talk of “reptilians” should throw up tons of red flags. And talk of how you’re a hero or unique, how you alone (or you and the “rare” group of people) are going to change the world should be another group of red flags.

This is exactly how extremist groups recruit people. You think it won’t happen to you but it can. They lure you in, tell you you’re special, alienate you from the “normal/basic,” then they inform you who the enemy is and how to identify them (this is where they start throwing stereotypes and descriptions of minorities), soon enough you’re playing into discrimination and racism in the name of spiritualism. Question where stuff comes from, question who is saying this stuff. Please I’m begging you just question everything.

#rant #vent #im sick and tired of people being casually ablest and racist #please for the love of all this is good stop expecting something to jump up and be explicitly racist or ablest #YOU (esp white ppl) need to be the one to recognize the signs #listen to margenlized identities who have been trying to educate but y’all refuse to listen for once just listen and use critical thinking #got told im an andromedan starseed and doing my research i want to just jump into a volcano #everything is a fucking red flag #i can rant about this shit for hours and hours