#im legit wheezing

[lonely-night]

ok I get the title but WHAT'S WITH THE COVER PICTURE SJSHHDJDDJK PLEASE

#rambling tag #lmaooo i can't #legit just stole a manip instead of using a real screenshot #im wheezing

[wedontdeservethestars]

Just saw the fnaf movie. It sucked. I’m so happy

#i had such a good time omgggg #like. literally i love watching bad movies #also there were some moments that were legit good!! i just expected it to be bad bc uh. fnaf. blumhouse. pg13. no WAY it was gonna be good #and it wasnt but i was expecting to be disappointed and i was so im like satisfied lmaoooo #ALSO THE MATPAT CAMEO HAD ME WHEEZING LMAO #i didnt expect that #fnaf spoilers #kinda lol

[thinkingnot]

if laughing was a sport i just ran a marathon binging half of gekkan shojo nozaki kun

#please i just sent 10 inconprehensible wheezing with several words that i managed to blurt out to provide them a twinge of context of what #im laughing at cuz i was shaking quaking kicking the wall slapping the table laughing my ass off trying to hold my phone up to my computer #to show them the manga panels #legit if you got diarrhea stay 100 feet away from this manga you are going to shot yourselves #my everything is in pain from so much laughter i can emphathize with that philosopher who literally died of laughter now i couldnt breathe #for a minute there just complete silence as i wheezed so hard i almost coughed out a lung #i found the essence of immortallity i just gained 30 years from laughing at this manga #you lose calories when you laugh apparently i just lose 2kg from chapter 76&78 #gekkan shoujo nozaki kun #gelkan shojo #manga #manga rec

[dancingisdangerouss]

Reader discovering she started her period, groaning at her misfortune, and Al nearly taking the door off it's hinges to get to her the second he hears her 🙃

-@wayward-persephone

Reader: Aww damn it, Mother Nature strikes again, huh?

Al, only half-dressed in his uniform from getting ready for work, with only one shoe on:

#IM WHEEZING #UGLY LAUGHTER #AHAHAHAHHAA #I’m legit crying #PLEASE #penny for your thots #asks #into the black #the black phone #the grabber #black acres #menstrual mention

[b0nelessdoodles]

glad i finally kicked raspberry’s ass so i could fully obsess over these two bitches

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #dark cacao cookie #affogato cookie #hey devsis can you stop making cookies that are so gender thanks #my brain will not stop screaming about these two i apologize if you see more from me #also this looks like ass cause it was a sketch that i cleaned up and colored no actual lining #who the hell has time to line shit anymore whole ass #okay legit tho affogato ate my brain send help #i love seeing him win but also im so looking forward to his fall dude #just gotta actually servive chapter 14 wheeze #my dark cacao ships are either him with the best man ever or this bitch ass snake #i think dark cacao is just horse plinko vibes for me i love him #yas king do nothing and then get thrown off a wall by your son! #okay i cant find a ship tag for these two and i can see why but im making one anway cause i stink #affocacao #cacaogato #their names don't mix well lmao

[boeingboingboing]

Just imagine Flysenhower... or any aircraft carrier of your choice. Now imagine the same one, except with SUNGLASSES.

#I legit just drew an aircraft carrier with sunglasses im wheezing

[hymnblood]

When I tell you how fast we ran at each other has me in tears 😭 😭

#im legit wheezing h elodhBDKDJSK

[astrxealis]

from yesterday uh :squints: !! 6th palace is so cool wtf also i keep using ykw way too much behehwhdhwb big crush on him man i love him

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #⋯ ꒰ა p5 ໒꒱ *·˚ #✩.streams #i think uhhh anyone who knows p5 can tell LMFAO im talkin abt our newest guy <3 hehshwhshsh his lines r so cool #also his ending yeah his ending thing after an all out attack is SO CUTE WTF and hes so handsome and his voice is so nice #his lines r either cool or funny or cute LMFAOOOO i legit said no to one of em n my friend made a clip wheeze #also he uses a lightsaber what #also the shadow for this palace is vv pretty hehe WhwhhshHSGSHSBSHA #im a bit sad i was unable to save my other vods elsewhere but its the memory that matters the most so <3 #ill write down small bits i rmbr tho lolol ♡ pushups in the jail cell <3 <33 <//3

[seaofgoldensand]

love how i can write some one-lined thing here

#but then my tags have way more content #than my main post #like i legit just jump into the tags to tell a whole story #im wheezing #why am i like this

[lemonsourcrisis]

Don't mind me, just chilling over here... in mid air 🤣

#fslgames #jedi survivor #star wars jedi survivor #star wars #glitch / bug #help im wheezing #I was legit stuck like that and had to exit and re-enter the game LOL 😂

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

love that Vaggie had ZERO fucking idea how much of Adam and Lute's brain space she was apparently taking up

legit she has NO thought of herself being important enough for them to have noticed. meanwhile, Adam, Lute, and the other Exorcists were just like

Vaggie: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure my old coworkers won't recognize me."

Adam: (instantly recognizing her) "ITS ON SIGHT BITCH ITS ON SIGHT!!!"

Lute: "SIR I AGREE BUT THERE ARE WITNESSES!!!!!!!"

-

Vaggie: (answers door and comes face-to-face with them) "Charlie's not here. Leave a message after I slam the door on you."

Adam: "???? I'm here to see you???"

Vaggie: "Why."

Adam: "Why? WHY? YOU LEFT THE BAND! YOU WENT YOUR OWN WAY! YOU FUCKED OFF TO GO BE SEXY WITH MY EX'S HOT DAUGHTER!"

Vaggie: "And?"

Adam: "? AND YOU WERE ONE OF MY BEST MURDERERS?????"

Vaggie: "So?"

Adam: "?!?!!??!?!?!?!??!!?!???????!?!?!"

Lute: "You're gross and we hate you."

Vaggie: "Is there a point to this."

Adam: "Sure there is! Betray the woman you love or else."

Vaggie: "Nah."

Adam: "IM SUING"

-

Adam: "Okay Exorcists! Who here remembers Vaggie!"

ALL the Exorcists: "BOO!!! HATE HER!"

Lute: "GOOD THEN GO RIP HER A NEW ONE AND SHOVE IT DOWN HER THROAT!!!"

Adam: "???? just cut off her head?? can we just cut off her head like normal people with a normal weird obsession over someone???

-

Lute: "I hate you so much I'm gonna rip my own arm off and throw myself at you!"

Vaggie: "Oh for fuck's sake- I wouldn't have spared your stupid life if I'd known you didn't even have one!"

Lute: "IM GONNA TAKE YOURS"

Vaggie: "YOU fired ME like three years ago! Where the hell is this even coming from???"

Lute: (ineffectively throttling vaggie with her remaining hand) "YOU SHOULD'VE KILLED ME WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE!"

Vaggie: (wheezing) "WHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU IN THERAPY???"

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #adam hazbin hotel #lute hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #it's like vox and alastor all over again #she's like “they probs don't even know me anymore” #and they're like “WE ARE YOUR NEMESIS HERE TO FUCK WITH YOU SPECIFCALLY!!!”

[lueurjun]

ENHA REACTION ⋆̩ s/o that wears a hip chain and anklets

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🖇·˚ ༘┊ 𝐑𝐄𝐐 . @666booklover , , Heyy 😁 Its me again lol.. can I pls request an enha reaction to a s/o that always wears a hip chain and anklets, if it's not too much trouble 😅. (like do u think they'd think it's 🥴 or something Imao). My Indian bestie heard I had an account and I am speaking on her behalf (aaand I just got pinched) tysm!!

˚ ༘💭 ·˚ message from lueurjun . . . hope this was okay for you my love !! sorry it took so long, i had a major brain fog and couldn’t seem to find the right words, but i hope i did your request justice.

★ ! H E E S E U N G

no but he hasn’t breathed the same since he met you

bro wheezes in your mere presence

legit the embodiment of the pick up line: ‘are you an inhaler because you took my breath away’

yeah he’s cute but i’d write you poetry just sayin

he’s so in love with you in general, but with the added combination of you wearing hip chains and anklets, he’s enamoured by you

enamoured 🤓 look at me thinkin i’m smart

literally would go out of his way to get you more

drives the rest of the members up the wall with how much he talks about you

“they were wearing such a beautiful hip chain piece, the other day with a gorgeous anklet to match it- it brought out their eyes and-‘

‘heeseung im glad you’re a simp, but please shut up’

that was 100% jay or ni-ki ( i bet jay )

i can see him pouting when you decide not to wear one

like he just stares at you for a little while and you’re like ??

not that he doesn’t find you stunning without them, he does, but he’s grown accustomed to you wearing them

not him being obsessed… i could be more obsessed if you want. say the word, i’ll roundhouse kick him

he also likes the noises they make whenever you move

it literally soothes him??

bro stop before i literally cry

he’s so in love pls let me be you for a day

or be with you 😏

★ ! J A Y

slightly more reserved than heeseung

as in, not as obsessive about it, but he still loves them type of thing

he doesn’t make a big deal out of it, but not so much that you feel unappreciated because he still makes sure to compliment them — and you in general

that’s right. yeah he does. if not, he’ll have a meeting with my fists: pretty and punch.

though just because he’s not as obsessed does not mean he’s not observant

he pays enough attention to know which ones you prefer, and which colour you wear more often

so when he decides to surprise you with a new anklet or hip chain, it’s always the colour that you prefer

OBSERVANT KING 👏

jay is also a fashion icon, so a lot of the time, he helps you pair them with a super nice outfit

super proud to strut around with you on his arm wearing your pretty hip chain which matches with your outfit, paired with a gorgeous anklet

mesmerising the locals with your outfits during a little coffee date

this could be us but you playinnn 😔🤟

no but seriously, jay loves your hip chains and anklets ( almost as much ) as he loves you

i could love you more tho

★ ! J A K E

this man legitimately GIGGLES whenever he catches sight of the chain

someone poison me he’s so cute

just when he thinks he’s found his favourite one

you rock up in different one and suddenly, that’s his favourite

and don’t even get him started on the anklets

bro loses all composure

me when you exist fr 🤭😌

to be honest, i can see jake wanting to match anklets with you

and he for sure would gift you one with a ‘j’ initial on it just because he loves you

‘not because he owns me, ‘cause he really knows me’ BOP

jake is 100% the type to play with it

like you could be laying together and all of a sudden you’d feel his fingers gently brush against your skin

and when you glance down, he’s absentmindedly playing with your hip chain

or if your feet are in his lap

he’s fiddling with the chain of anklet

someone be my jake, i can’t handle this anymore

it’s a habit of his at this point so now you don’t really bat an eyelash when he does it

but it does cause a stir inside of you when he does it in front of his friends

because it’s so intimate?? and loving?? and in front of his friends proves that he doesn’t mind showing that bit of affection

a man that is secure and proud 👏 you deserve nothing less baby !!

but it’s also not over the top enough to be considered as PDA

sighhh i’m obsessed with you guys

★ ! S U N G H O O N

a lot like jay, like he doesn’t really make a huge deal out of it

he thinks they’re nice, and he likes them but he doesn’t feel the urge to make a massive deal

like jay, he will compliment you and make sure you know that he thinks you’re stunning and that they really go with your outfit

he may even become slightly more touchy but won’t say anything about it

nonchalant mf tryna act all cool 🙄😎

despite acting all cool, i can see sunghoon secretly making you a hip chain or an anklet ( maybe both )

like on valentine’s day, amongst all of the other gifts he’s spoiled you with

he just whips out a box and sheepishly hands it to you

imagine he just launches it at your head and walks off-

and when you open it, your eyes instantly brim with tears because you imagine him just sitting there for hours

awh imagine him sitting with his legs crossed- STOP I CAN’T BE PUBLICLY CRYING OVER A GROWN MAN SITTING DOWN

it’s obvious he’s put a lot of effort into it

he may have even followed a tutorial step by step

and it definitely becomes your favourite piece

posting it on your story and him complaining that all his friends are going to see

but then refusing to let you take it down when you offer because he feels superior knowing their partners will whine about him being so sentimental and creative

HES SO REAL FOR THAT PLS

once he sees how much you love it, he will make it a tradition for him to make you your very own piece every year

soon you have your own little boutique of hand crafted anklets and hip chains

that’s so romantic someone run me over

the boys tease him for being a simp, obviously but he can’t find it in him to feel embarrassed

not when he sees how happy you are

he’s well and truly smitten, but so are you so it’s all good

literally i would die for you both

#enhypen #kpop #hyung line #heeseung #jongseong #jake #enhypen reaction #enhypen headcanons #enhypen fluff #enhypen scenarios #enhypen x reader #heeseung headcanons #lee heeseung fluff #heeseung x reader #heeseung scenarios #heeseung reaction #jay fluff #jay headcanons #jay scenarios #jay park headcannons #jay x reader #sim jake fluff #jake sim x reader #jake scenarios #jake headcanons #jake reactions #sunghoon x reader #sunghoon headcanons #sunghoon scenarios #sunghoon reactions

[kindagayfish]

General (Stampede) Wolfwood x reader headcanons cause he makes my brain go brrrr

Also, reader is gn and there is some nsfw below the cut!

You’re in the car when Meryl hits him, and the first one to his side to see if he’s still breathing. When he looks up at you and sees the sun haloing your face, he thinks he’s died and gone to heaven

Nickname’s you “angel” for the day

“And that just leaves the last one for me and the angel.” The dark-haired man flashes you a grin, nodding towards the fourth chamber inside the giant worm.

“Wait, hang on, why do I have to go with you?” You stammer out, heat rising to your cheeks.

“You guys don’t trust me right? Wouldn’t it be smarter to keep an eye on me then?”

“Would be better if I went instead,” Roberto cuts in, eyeing the man.

“Sorry old man, you’re not really my type.” He waves Roberto off before heading towards the opening of the chamber. “Now we don’t have any time to waste standing around.”

“Y/n” Roberto tosses you his gun. “Shoot’em in the knees if he tries anything.”

“Yes sir”

You’re surprised when he’s the one who pulls you from the giant worm’s guts. And after thanking him, he gives you his name.

Falling asleep on Wolfwood’s shoulder in the car is just a habit that wordlessly happens after he joins the group. At first you would just lean your head back and try to stay upright while squished between Vash and Wolfwood. However, this will lead to your head bobbing a lot and not actually being able to fully fall asleep so after watching it happen for the tenth time, Wolfwood just guides your head down gently onto his shoulder. Vash would definitely raise an eyebrow at him but Wolfwood would ignore it with the deepest blush on his face.

When you ask him to do something for you the first time, he’ll ask for a kiss as a reward.

If the request flusters you, he’ll laugh saying he’ll put it on your tab and wink. If you take him up on the request, he’ll completely lose his composure and be stuttering out nonsense (honestly didn’t think you’d actually do it).

Keeps his white shirt unbuttoned even more than normal after catching you staring one day (I MEAN HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN’S TITS?????)

Will sometimes just hand you his cross just to see you struggle with holding it up. Thinks it’s hilarious and always waits until you beg for his help.

WILL MANHANDLE YOU JUST LIKE HIS GUN THIS MAN LOVES HOW STRONG HE IS AND WILL SHOW OFF EVERY CHANCE HE GETS

While running from danger Wolfwood will legit throw you over his shoulder and carry his weapon under his other arm

If you are getting shot at though, he will use his god-given strength to throw you out of the way. You might still get hurt, but better to be alive with a broken arm than be dead full of bullet holes.

I think every time he uses one of his vials, it also heals the damage in his lungs from that nasty smoking addiction and that’s why he can still sprint at full speed without wheezing

Will finally have his Oh shit I’m in love with them moment after you get hurt for the first time (I have a fic im writing for the confession and it’s so good omg) but keeps it to himself because he isn’t sure you feel the same. Probably thinks you wouldn’t ever want to be with a man who calls himself an undertaker.

Even before his big realization, Wolfwood was very protective of you. If you got into a disagreement at a bar, he knew you could handle yourself, but that didn’t stop him from hovering behind you with a deadly aura, his eyes threatening any man who dare approach you.

A nsfw treat >:)

I honestly believe this man is the definition of a switch

Like I feel like he himself would be such a brat, but also could dish it out to a brat partner???

SUCH A TEASE

Praise and body worship!!!!!!!! Literally your body is a temple to him

I feel like he would have some silly and serious moments with you. Like this man makes LOVE to you, but also just loves to tease and fluster you and loves when you get shy/embarrassed.

But Wolfwood is also so easy to fluster too so it’s just a battle of who can shut the other person up first

He’s got some hot breathy moans (lord have mercy)

Wolfwood will say a prayer before going down on you

He’ll have you naked, situated on the bed so that your legs hang off the edge while he’s knelt in front of you on the floor

“Oh heavenly father, I have come to thank you-”

“Nicholassss what are you doing?” You laugh as you prop yourself up on one elbow to give him a look.

“Uh, thanking the lord for this meal? You’re ruining it. Now I have to start over.”

He’ll trail kisses up your leg and thighs while finishing his prayer, before finally bringing his eager lips to where you need them the most.

#nicholas d. wolfwood #wolfwood x you #wolfwood x reader #wolfwood headcanons #trigun x reader #trigun stampede

[mintytealfox]

in an au where hunters are big enough to hold a survivor like an action figure, nortalice affection would involve alice climbing fg norton like a mountain to kiss him and then nuzzle his neck, only to get gently grasped and given a full face kiss. also, fg norton protecting alice by putting her in a pocket good

LOL LOL Anon said "not enough -BREAKS ALARMINGLY TALL BUTTON-" 👏👏👏👏🤣

Now to add to this adorable list 🥹 Nose Nuzzles:

goooosshhhhhhhhh im adoring the cutie imagery aahhhhhhhhhh

Imagining her trying to climb him and he is just frozen still cause she is being the OPPOSITE of CAUTIOUS so he has to be cautious enough for the BOTH of them LOOOOL (same for og nortalice honestly LOL pulling caution for both of them cause Alice keep wildin for content HAHA)

-SLAMS DESK- BIG KISSES THOUUGGHHHHH I got too shy to draw it so I went with nose nuzzles -WHEEZE- One day 👀 (I used to draw big kisses all the time so I don't know why I got so shy all of a sudden LOL)

BUT THEN the image of her by his neck and he just fastens here in his necktie thing like a seatbelt cause 'NO FALLING ALLOWED AND IM BUSY HERE'

Then maybe riding noggin like ratatouille: 'go left here' -tugs tuft of hair-

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I LOVE this so MUCH LOOOOOOOOL

and in all legitness this would be so terrifying if you aren't Alice LOOOOOL

-decoding in the shack- 😊 -shack has been thrown off the map- 🤌 -no longer decoding in the shack- 😔

#THIS IS AWESOME THANKS FOR THIS LOOOL LOOOL #identity v #norton campbell #idv prospector #idv #idv norton #alice deross #identity v norton #idv journalist #nortalice #idv alice deross #idv norton campbell #idv fool's gold #idv fools gold #journalist idv #identity v journalist #minty art #minty doodles #ask #asks #minty answers #minty speaks

[cayennesugar]

*insert dazzling electric guitar* YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Hi, have some more incorrect quote. I also just decided to type out some random stuff myself because I can and why not

Blurr: Can I bother you for a second?

Heatwave: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

Heatwave: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Quickshadow:

Quickshadow: Heatwave, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Heatwave: * Sips coffee from bowl*

Quickshadow: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.

Mavin: It’s not a joke.

Mavin: *sniffles*

Mavin: I’m a legit snack.

Boulder: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Heatwave: *chugs entire bottle*

Heatwave: It’s perfume.

Blurr: H-

Heatwave: Oh. My. Primus. DIDN’T HIGHTIDE LOCK YOU IN HIS SHIP AND TAKE TO THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC OCEAN HOW ARE YOU HERE!?!? WHERE IS HIGHTIDE????

Blurr:

Heatwave: WHERE IS HIGHTIDE OH MY PRIMUS-

Boulder: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Heatwave: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Boulder, desperately, as Heatwave bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Heatwave: Oh! B positive.

Boulder: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Heatwave:

Quickshadow: Blurr. Why is the cat on fire (Mr. Pettypaws)

Blurr: I swear I didn’t do anything-

Quickshadow: The cat is on fire Blurr, and you’re holding a barrel of gasoline and a lighter. Where did you even get a lighter that big??-

Blurr, as Mr. Pettypaws sits unaware his thick coat Is on fire: Oh crazy story, Sideswipe came over and-

Quickshadow: ok the cat’s on fire let me save your aft before you get deported off the planet-

Salvage: finally, it’s the weekend. Hey Boulder, wanna go to Blossom Vale and do some sight-seeing?

Boulder: Sure!

-

Boulder: I wonder how everyone else is spending their weekend

Heatwave who somehow got access to Hightide’s cockpit and is already making the ship sink: I’m a boat, calm down, I know how to do this- I think-

*Hightide screaming and Servo barking in the background*

Quickshadow: Mavin, stop, you’re dropping fries everywhere, Mavin, please, these are expensive leather seats you better be cleaning me up later, Mavin, oh my Primus Mavin, Mavin you’re getting it everywhere Mavin I don’t want to smell like Cayenne Mavin, my seats are turning orange Mavin, why are you doing this, I apologize for nearly making you my first victim of vehicular manslaughter. MAVIN, NOT UNDER THE SEATS-

Priscilla: you look old

Mavin: shut thy lips and silence thy vocal cords parentless child

Priscilla: 🧍‍♀️

Kade: *repulsive garbage disposal wheezing*

Blades: I love my team!!!

Dani: …I love your enthusiasm, Blades…

*Quickshadow on the floor in the background sobbing over a message from Optimus and Hightide crouched next to her, laughing maniacally*

Dr. Szeto, who said earlier that she does not do favorites: I’ve only had Quickshadow for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone on this planet and then myself

Boulder: why does everyone think I’m innocent, someone tried to invade the island yesterday and I slammed their head into the ground killing them instantly…

Im sleepy, goodnight 🏃‍♀️

#Dr. Szeto #tfrb #transformers rescue bots #Maccadam #tfrb heatwave #tfrb blades #tfrb hightide #tfrb quickshadow #tfrb salvage #tfrb blurr #tfrb boulder #tfrb Kade #tfrb Dani #tfrb Servo #tfrb Optimus #tfrb Priscilla #tfrb Mavin Danger #tfrb Mr. Pettypaws

[multifandom-hcs]

Ok, apparently Cookie Run has a Spanish option on the texts now, I'm just going to say...

DON CARLOS?! IM LEGIT WHEEZING RIGHT NOW THAT'S THE FUNNIEST NAME I'VE SEEN OUT OF ALL THE CHARACTERS

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run kingdom update #crk spanish #multifandom says #cookie run x reader #Choco Werehound is Don Carlos now??